text
string | score
int64 | upvote_ratio
float64 | num_comments
int64 | created_utc
float64 | url
string | id
string | subreddit
string | author
string | source_endpoint
string |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
"Can I get a pizza with fog on the right" I asked the pizza store owner Thats when I realized fog isnt a pizza topping
| 3
| 1
| 1
| 1,667,479,424
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl1vao/can_i_get_a_pizza_with_fog_on_the_right_i_asked/
|
yl1vao
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Springyjupiter3
|
new
|
Edgar mains are so bad at brawl stars! Robert smith roared in anger. I didn’t bother to explain that 15 year old serial killer and brawl stars player jose Pedro was standing behind him holding a bloody knife.
| 3
| 0.64
| 4
| 1,667,399,555
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yk6tjn/edgar_mains_are_so_bad_at_brawl_stars_robert/
|
yk6tjn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
Randall was really excited to visit the trampoline park I didn’t have the heart to tell him we were headed to the meatworm chamber
| 3
| 0.81
| 0
| 1,666,799,217
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ye1bew/randall_was_really_excited_to_visit_the/
|
ye1bew
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
What do you mean you're not going to pay for this food said the girl? Three tables away from her the man says, I do not even know you!
| 2
| 0.6
| 4
| 1,730,542,008
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1ght6r4/what_do_you_mean_youre_not_going_to_pay_for_this/
|
1ght6r4
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ComedyCrypt
|
top_year
|
Steve dropped his burrito on the railroad tracks. As he bent over to pick it up he heard that dreaded catchphrase of Gary the anal guy, "Tween R' Buns!"
| 2
| 0.63
| 0
| 1,729,288,952
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g6txci/steve_dropped_his_burrito_on_the_railroad_tracks/
|
1g6txci
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
RebelLordTexan
|
top_year
|
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Three
| 2
| 0.67
| 1
| 1,734,066,565
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1hd51w3/how_many_women_does_it_take_to_screw_in_a/
|
1hd51w3
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
realsuntower
|
top_year
|
Chi-chi-chi-Chip & Dale. Rectal Rangers!
| 2
| 0.67
| 0
| 1,729,848,369
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gbq6re/chichichichip_dale/
|
1gbq6re
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ComedyCrypt
|
top_year
|
I told you to stop doing it, technicalities included! When I told you to stop playing with your ass, that meant in every way including GI joes!
| 2
| 0.63
| 0
| 1,729,321,760
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g73f8f/i_told_you_to_stop_doing_it_technicalities/
|
1g73f8f
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
RebelLordTexan
|
top_year
|
I won the lottery! "I'm back with the milk!"
| 2
| 0.76
| 0
| 1,729,142,181
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g5jh8o/i_won_the_lottery/
|
1g5jh8o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
CharxietyALT
|
top_year
|
clean I’ve been cleaning the house since
A dust monster has threatened me
| 2
| 0.76
| 0
| 1,724,941,000
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f43k4b/clean/
|
1f43k4b
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
Show Hello welcome guys to this show I am the gac today we will go
To hunt humans and then take them to the place of eternal damnation follow me
Man: a monster does not escape me
Monster:Help guys call the police of monsters I’m so afraid
Man: I have a gun bang
Monster:he shot me in the leg he reached me please
help me bang
Don’t call the police I killed the man now I’m going home
| 2
| 0.75
| 1
| 1,724,856,084
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f3by74/show/
|
1f3by74
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
meat wo3m Then the Meatworm ate me!!
| 2
| 1
| 0
| 1,698,349,262
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17h4qf0/meat_wo3m/
|
17h4qf0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
the thing is, I never told my parents about the time I forgot to blow out my candle before leaving for a night out. I’m sure they’d forgive me for the house they lost that night, but definitely not their dear son.
| 2
| 1
| 0
| 1,697,769,493
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17c0r5i/the_thing_is/
|
17c0r5i
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Moabingyu
|
new
|
what is love I couldn’t understand why my mother was sobbing so hysterically on my wedding of all days.
She should be proud I chose to “tough it out” like she did with my father.
| 2
| 0.76
| 4
| 1,697,329,110
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/178304o/what_is_love/
|
178304o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Moabingyu
|
new
|
On the heath, there blooms a little floret And it's called Erika
| 2
| 0.75
| 0
| 1,696,078,548
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16w6583/on_the_heath_there_blooms_a_little_floret/
|
16w6583
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Toilet789
|
new
|
I drove off from the restaurant after ordering a burger The burger stabbed me then I died
| 2
| 0.67
| 0
| 1,693,749,342
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/168xol0/i_drove_off_from_the_restaurant_after_ordering_a/
|
168xol0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Substantial_Gur_3055
|
new
|
"Mm yea" i said i ate burgir
| 2
| 0.63
| 1
| 1,693,368,365
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1654bcp/mm_yea_i_said/
|
1654bcp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MountainDry2344
|
new
|
I changed the lightbulb in my room It has a sensor, now it only works at night and turns off after a minute....
| 2
| 0.75
| 0
| 1,689,982,021
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1563p0o/i_changed_the_lightbulb_in_my_room/
|
1563p0o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
dx0000
|
new
|
im goofy goober no you arent - evil clown 😡😡😭😭😭
| 2
| 0.75
| 1
| 1,687,464,601
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14gdk6g/im_goofy_goober/
|
14gdk6g
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
matt_erials
|
new
|
I made a two sentence plot twist innocent exultant resolute punch familiar pie pet encouraging alleged rich
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev/home)*
| 2
| 0.67
| 1
| 1,687,398,493
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14fq1ah/i_made_a_two_sentence_plot_twist/
|
14fq1ah
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Jarr_Mann
|
new
|
I text Handsome Policeman as he eats a meal prepared by Fancy Chef Handsome Policeman texts, “The meal tastes funny”
| 2
| 0.75
| 3
| 1,687,224,359
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14dx0jy/i_text_handsome_policeman_as_he_eats_a_meal/
|
14dx0jy
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
he told me about the 34th rule "oh my god theres a penice"
| 2
| 0.67
| 1
| 1,686,635,976
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1487xes/he_told_me_about_the_34th_rule/
|
1487xes
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
falalashalalala
|
new
|
I am hungry "I said out loud to my father" let's get you something to eat "he said" and then "shit" into my head
| 2
| 1
| 0
| 1,683,649,351
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/13cy7u8/i_am_hungry_i_said_out_loud_to_my_father/
|
13cy7u8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
new
|
The tacko wers nice Barney.
| 2
| 0.63
| 1
| 1,682,593,386
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/130i29b/the_tacko_wers_nice/
|
130i29b
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
EstablishmentFlat487
|
new
|
"I was speeding down a motorway at 70mph when I realised I’d left my Bosch BC905 QuietCast Premium Ceramic Disc Brake Pads at home" he wrote, ushering a new era of comedy to this drying well. Those who absorbed his words used the last of the wells giving water to mist the air instead of watering their crops, having missed the point of what made it work entirely.
| 2
| 0.76
| 1
| 1,680,429,407
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/129go3q/i_was_speeding_down_a_motorway_at_70mph_when_i/
|
129go3q
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OsamaBinBatman
|
new
|
I woke up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare about taking a train to a tomato factory. And then I woke up.
| 2
| 0.67
| 0
| 1,677,647,411
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11euzg7/i_woke_up_in_a_cold_sweat_after_having_a/
|
11euzg7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
“This train is going to the tomato factory…” the conductor said… And then I woke up
| 2
| 0.75
| 0
| 1,677,647,366
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11euyx5/this_train_is_going_to_the_tomato_factory_the/
|
11euyx5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
After me and mine grandnephew Raymond were abducted by aliens, we was tasked with teacher the flesh beings about the weakness of human society “It seem them already find mines weakness” mine say whiles crying because they shot them ectoplasm on mine mushrooms and gravy mine was gonna have for lunch
| 2
| 0.63
| 2
| 1,677,363,192
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11bxcxl/after_me_and_mine_grandnephew_raymond_were/
|
11bxcxl
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
You Our And Nice Guy” She Said To Me And Her And Todd Laughs At Me And Thrown Me On To The Floor And Pour Him Root Beer On To Me. “I Wish It Didn’t Come To This” I Said And Mine Eye Winks At Todd And Then Mine Demon Comes Inside Of Me Consume Todd’s Flesh Todd Who Is And Loser Now.
| 2
| 0.55
| 3
| 1,675,729,690
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10vn4yp/you_our_and_nice_guy_she_said_to_me_and_her_and/
|
10vn4yp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
“Do you have the DSM” my commanding officer asked to which my pal Simon replied “We got it sir” with a hearty chuckle “Good, that’s one less lose end.” My Commanding officer say as him pull out hims mangum revovlr and shot I’m an mine buddy Simon and then him and hims possy bring out gasoline and pour it on mine corpse and light it on fires
| 2
| 0.6
| 2
| 1,675,643,834
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10usnpw/do_you_have_the_dsm_my_commanding_officer_asked/
|
10usnpw
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
A lot or person tell I’m that I our funny when I’m say I am going to take over the worlf They am not no I our not joke
| 2
| 0.6
| 1
| 1,675,473,406
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10t158y/a_lot_or_person_tell_im_that_i_our_funny_when_im/
|
10t158y
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
“Why did make the journey to the abortion clinic just before I was born?” I asked my mother, feeling a pit in my lower intestines. “I wanted to abortion you.” He said.
| 2
| 0.57
| 3
| 1,674,849,872
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10mujxm/why_did_make_the_journey_to_the_abortion_clinic/
|
10mujxm
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
It was a misstake trying to fake sleep after it ettered my room. It had already killed my entire family, but in thr dark is writing something on the wall in blood. Am starting to see what it supposed to say: “welcome to the simulation”
| 2
| 0.67
| 1
| 1,674,606,503
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10kl3t4/it_was_a_misstake_trying_to_fake_sleep_after_it/
|
10kl3t4
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
A popular post has grown the size of the sub, I can't wait to see what original content everyone new posts! I said, as the subreddit pulled up to the tomato-factory-joke factory.
| 2
| 0.76
| 0
| 1,674,572,597
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10k7go7/a_popular_post_has_grown_the_size_of_the_sub_i/
|
10k7go7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
CounterfeitLesbian
|
new
|
man I really hate green rats Yeah, green rats are so annoying
(The plot twist, is this has 3 sentences instead of 2)
| 2
| 0.63
| 1
| 1,673,824,371
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10cy43a/man_i_really_hate_green_rats/
|
10cy43a
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
CharIsGone
|
new
|
I went to change my user flair on r/twosentenceplottwist… but then I realized the meatworm stole them all?
| 2
| 0.67
| 2
| 1,672,561,569
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/100fa9c/i_went_to_change_my_user_flair_on/
|
100fa9c
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
“I can’t wait for our thanksgiving feast!” Robert yelled, galloping to the oven with his wife and two children to get the turkey out. The turkey men leaped out of the oven and wrapped their feathery arms around the mouths of Robert and his family, causing them to die of asphyxiation in minutes.
| 2
| 0.75
| 1
| 1,669,253,074
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z36jns/i_cant_wait_for_our_thanksgiving_feast_robert/
|
z36jns
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
I was watching some football with my friend Craig “Eat up.” I said to him as he bit into the nachos laced with Ketamine and meat men
| 2
| 0.76
| 0
| 1,667,798,314
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yodl9o/i_was_watching_some_football_with_my_friend_craig/
|
yodl9o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
Your a nice guy you would never hurt a fly! She yelled, taking advantage of my kindness. I chuckled as I felt a pulse down below and my demon started to come inside of me. “You, my friend, well, you, are finished.”
| 2
| 0.67
| 1
| 1,667,487,232
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl4w74/your_a_nice_guy_you_would_never_hurt_a_fly_she/
|
yl4w74
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
I opened my mouth to take a bite of the scrumptious burger. This emotion quickly turned to terror when I realized that it was not a burger it was a live grenade that a meat man was pressing to my lips.
| 2
| 1
| 1
| 1,667,484,320
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl3qh5/i_opened_my_mouth_to_take_a_bite_of_the/
|
yl3qh5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
i took MDMA while having diarrhea i then hopped in my automobile and watched my child get run over by a firetruck in the rearview mirror
| 1
| 0.53
| 1
| 1,732,946,100
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1h35z1w/i_took_mdma_while_having_diarrhea/
|
1h35z1w
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
top_year
|
The cyborg mother smile at here robotic son as tell her about a species went extinct long ago. She smile, showing off metallic teeth. As say this: “the species get in many major war, leading to they extinction. They name is humanity.”
| 1
| 0.56
| 1
| 1,731,359,511
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gp3byh/the_cyborg_mother_smile_at_here_robotic_son_as/
|
1gp3byh
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
top_year
|
Look here at this rabbit my father said father why are you a rabbit I said
| 1
| 0.67
| 0
| 1,726,895,938
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1flvrce/look_here_at_this_rabbit_my_father_said/
|
1flvrce
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
top_year
|
robbery Hello guys before being hit in the temple by a thief who will run away after a while because I called the police after my dead will happen a cataclysm towards my killer if you are reading this message is called-
woohoho wohohoo, the police must get me away from your voice next and also thief to the next
| 1
| 0.57
| 1
| 1,725,051,575
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f56162/robbery/
|
1f56162
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
night How nice to stay awake until the night no? And go to sleep in the room?
No when you have a room near the woods and when you have a roommate who lives in the woods like that annoying human neighbor named Lerry.
Knock at this time of the morning who will it be?
Cit Aldo, giovanni e Giacomo
| 1
| 0.67
| 1
| 1,724,871,445
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f3i9p5/night/
|
1f3i9p5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
Sleep I was sleeping, I woke up suddenly and see the slenderman staring at me I think it’s someone in my family who is playing a joke on me and I fall asleep again the next day I wake up in a forest with the slenderman I chase him he’s leaving me He lost me, I came home
based on a true story
| 1
| 0.57
| 2
| 1,724,793,664
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f2sl4l/sleep/
|
1f2sl4l
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
TG4, The past part 2 The creator of the past also known as pojre uye was found dead in his studio with a gun shot by a desert deagle
The murder weapon has not yet been found but two sheets of plans to create a time machine for the future and one for the past have disappeared
And that’s all for the next
| 1
| 0.66
| 0
| 1,724,703,082
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f1xzs8/tg4_the_past_part_2/
|
1f1xzs8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
"It's been 28 years, 7 months, and 5 days since we were born OMFG IT'S A PLANE!
- The First Tower, New York, NY
| 1
| 0.57
| 0
| 1,755,487,945
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1mtb6fs/its_been_28_years_7_months_and_5_days_since_we/
|
1mtb6fs
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Accurate-Entrance380
|
top_month
|
I was living my best life Then I learned what s*ex is
| 1
| 0.67
| 0
| 1,698,380,386
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17hfbuc/i_was_living_my_best_life/
|
17hfbuc
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Mean-Broccoli-3126
|
new
|
I can be sweet as candy, cold as ice, evil as hell, or loyal like soldier. It all depends on you.
| 1
| 0.6
| 5
| 1,694,184,657
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16dcnsc/i_can_be_sweet_as_candy_cold_as_ice_evil_as_hell/
|
16dcnsc
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
i walked through the valley called, "he shadow of death" i take a look at my life and realize theres nothin left
| 1
| 0.57
| 1
| 1,693,455,113
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1660n7z/i_walked_through_the_valley_called_he_shadow_of/
|
1660n7z
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Randomelyy
|
new
|
"Why not?!?" "Why don't you shut up"
| 1
| 0.67
| 2
| 1,691,335,244
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15js706/why_not/
|
15js706
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
FamilyK1ng
|
new
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Upon returning from her time travel she was pregnant. The foetus however was 65 years old.
| 1
| 0.57
| 4
| 1,686,645,715
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/148ahf1/upon_returning_from_her_time_travel_she_was/
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148ahf1
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twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
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new
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I’m laugh at mine friend Archie when he trip and fall Little I knew him would get him revenge h pull down my pants and also mine under where when I’m talking my crush Martha he slap my bottom cheeks and then I’m farted and everyone include Martha they start laugh king at me and tears come out of my eyes and run to the bathroom have diarrhea because of and medical condition.
| 1
| 0.54
| 3
| 1,679,248,884
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11vscrf/im_laugh_at_mine_friend_archie_when_he_trip_and/
|
11vscrf
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twosentenceplottwist
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missdork_yt
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new
|
TW: serious post. I’ve had enough of this community already. I quit this sub 2 weeks, and I’ll have you know I’m lowering my activity here to bare minimum. If you have a problem with that, you can kiss my ass!
| 1
| 1
| 3
| 1,668,089,261
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yrg1o0/tw_serious_post/
|
yrg1o0
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twosentenceplottwist
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missdork_yt
|
new
|
Like totally, he has small dick energy. She's only saying that because she has "Hotdog Down a Hallway energy".
| 0
| 0.5
| 0
| 1,729,822,775
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gbjsoz/like_totally_he_has_small_dick_energy/
|
1gbjsoz
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twosentenceplottwist
|
ComedyCrypt
|
top_year
|
The Woods part 3 the past I was walking in the woods near the apartment building where I live similar to that forest of The Blair Witch Project
I see a strange figure all black was the same ghost that had seen my friend before disappearing I say a random formula as you shit on thanks to the plot armor the ghost began to run after reaching it I take a branch and then I beat him put there by the writer and shoot him in the head was a deasert deagle I turn because I hear a noise and then he disappeared and I go home
| 0
| 0.5
| 0
| 1,724,768,876
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f2ig26/the_woods_part_3_the_past/
|
1f2ig26
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
Help, somebody save Me! Toxic Masculinity.
| 0
| 0.4
| 1
| 1,729,218,168
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g67skp/help_somebody_save_me/
|
1g67skp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
RebelLordTexan
|
top_year
|
Then end part 4 the past While I was sleeping I heard a noise STAB I had been stabbed as soon as I woke up I found myself in a white place was paradise
| 0
| 0.33
| 0
| 1,724,779,513
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f2mstb/then_end_part_4_the_past/
|
1f2mstb
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
“What do you think of my friend”my friend say he’s talking about me “he is ugly said the girl who is looking at me. I chortle to myself before looking around in both direction and say this: you no I am not a mirror right? So we’re is the one you are looking at?
I continue to wak away chuckling loudly as here jaw drops and other spectator sitting around us start to point and laugh the girl.
| 0
| 0.5
| 1
| 1,727,402,979
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1fqd7g4/what_do_you_think_of_my_friendmy_friend_say_hes/
|
1fqd7g4
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
top_year
|
SEX! I’m asexuL
| 0
| 0.38
| 0
| 1,723,357,867
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1epe598/sex/
|
1epe598
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Throughtheindigo
|
top_year
|
Meme I have a gun on the table I was forced to show it because of the gun chekov pity that the gun will continue to remain on the table because it is useless
| 0
| 0.25
| 0
| 1,728,333,144
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1fyhty8/meme/
|
1fyhty8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
el_gabon
|
top_year
|
My twin brother died in a terrible accident but my mother screamed my name thinking it was me. That day I died and my brother lived for me. I(22M then 14M) haven't told her this yet and will never won't. Me and my brother were identical twins. It was difficult for people to tell who's who. Long story short, he met an accident and was covered in blood. My parents out of shock , couldn't tell. I was there right beside them. Suddenly my mother shouted my name in panic , thinking it was me. I kept silence (I didn't knew what to say I was just a kid). Everything happened, the rituals happened and so on. Now I have My brother's identity and its absolutely fine!
| 0
| 0.41
| 9
| 1,725,618,551
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1fabu5z/my_twin_brother_died_in_a_terrible_accident_but/
|
1fabu5z
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MafiaGattu
|
top_year
|
Long ago was at the shopping store A worker approached him and said "I'm sorry sir we only allow short agos to sho0"p at the shopping store"
| 0
| 0.38
| 0
| 1,712,081,822
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1bu5t82/long_ago_was_at_the_shopping_store/
|
1bu5t82
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
new
|
"You are a clod and a fool!" I yelled. repeat sip lock detail practice grab sharp glorious possessive stupendous
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev/home)*
| 0
| 0.38
| 3
| 1,702,713,411
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/18jmezs/you_are_a_clod_and_a_fool_i_yelled/
|
18jmezs
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Jarr_Mann
|
new
|
i drove away from the restarant after ordering the burger it was from disgusting burger and i ate semen and cranberry meat then i exploded bloodily and fell off a cliff then a pouter pigeon cooed on my body then ate it then a whole bunch of pouters ate my body and cooed
| 0
| 0.5
| 4
| 1,695,659,053
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16rwn3w/i_drove_away_from_the_restarant_after_ordering/
|
16rwn3w
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Badpiggers4
|
new
|
i was havig conversation with my friend “i am proshipper” they says
| 0
| 0.5
| 0
| 1,692,767,504
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15yu09v/i_was_havig_conversation_with_my_friend/
|
15yu09v
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
matt_erials
|
new
|
Lying in my bed my foot hanging out feel my dog here is licking my foot and I here the shower it is dripping so I go to turn it off. Go to the shower to turn it off but I see the mutilated corpse my dog here body is hanging and see someone or something wright on the wall in blood: „not only dog can lick”
| 0
| 0.43
| 22
| 1,692,559,590
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15wkeoe/lying_in_my_bed_my_foot_hanging_out_feel_my_dog/
|
15wkeoe
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
"I sure love cheddar cheese" I said it was scary cheddar cheese
| 0
| 0.5
| 1
| 1,689,523,536
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/151a09l/i_sure_love_cheddar_cheese_i_said/
|
151a09l
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Dry-Read-7418
|
new
|
I sat in relief after taking the most satisfying poopie of all time then I woke up
| 0
| 0.4
| 0
| 1,677,647,086
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11euvrg/i_sat_in_relief_after_taking_the_most_satisfying/
|
11euvrg
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
Laugh mine eyes flash Insanity as am educate young demon on how to infiltrate overworld . They must need consume human flesh to enter, close mine eyes as they rip blood chunk mine skin and smile in contentment, mine wife screaming in the background.
| 0
| 0.5
| 2
| 1,677,590,441
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11e5wbq/laugh_mine_eyes_flash_insanity_as_am_educate/
|
11e5wbq
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
there am 4 wolf coming inside of me. Won forgives, Won forgets, and Won has a hole lot of fun.
But won wont take shit from know won.
| 0
| 0.33
| 0
| 1,673,201,501
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/106pwci/there_am_4_wolf_coming_inside_of_me/
|
106pwci
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
I ran my fingers through here hair as is gasp for air. Than I pressed the pillow against here mouth until she body went limp and bloodstained teeth.
| 0
| 0.39
| 15
| 1,669,160,742
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z296dg/i_ran_my_fingers_through_here_hair_as_is_gasp_for/
|
z296dg
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
I arrived at Andy’s house, ready to have a good time playing with his toys. I was sexually abused by woody.
| 0
| 0.5
| 0
| 1,667,506,497
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yldhnn/i_arrived_at_andys_house_ready_to_have_a_good/
|
yldhnn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
Mexicans are bad at brawl stars! Matthew North exclaimed I didn’t bother to inform him that 14 year old serial killer and brawl stars player Juan Pedro was standing behind him with a bloody knife.
| 0
| 0.5
| 0
| 1,667,398,979
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yk6ktt/mexicans_are_bad_at_brawl_stars_matthew_north/
|
yk6ktt
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
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