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"Can I get a pizza with fog on the right" I asked the pizza store owner Thats when I realized fog isnt a pizza topping
3
1
1
1,667,479,424
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl1vao/can_i_get_a_pizza_with_fog_on_the_right_i_asked/
yl1vao
twosentenceplottwist
Springyjupiter3
new
Edgar mains are so bad at brawl stars! Robert smith roared in anger. I didn’t bother to explain that 15 year old serial killer and brawl stars player jose Pedro was standing behind him holding a bloody knife.
3
0.64
4
1,667,399,555
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yk6tjn/edgar_mains_are_so_bad_at_brawl_stars_robert/
yk6tjn
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
Randall was really excited to visit the trampoline park I didn’t have the heart to tell him we were headed to the meatworm chamber
3
0.81
0
1,666,799,217
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ye1bew/randall_was_really_excited_to_visit_the/
ye1bew
twosentenceplottwist
Bdog6771991
new
What do you mean you're not going to pay for this food said the girl? Three tables away from her the man says, I do not even know you!
2
0.6
4
1,730,542,008
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1ght6r4/what_do_you_mean_youre_not_going_to_pay_for_this/
1ght6r4
twosentenceplottwist
ComedyCrypt
top_year
Steve dropped his burrito on the railroad tracks. As he bent over to pick it up he heard that dreaded catchphrase of Gary the anal guy, "Tween R' Buns!"
2
0.63
0
1,729,288,952
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g6txci/steve_dropped_his_burrito_on_the_railroad_tracks/
1g6txci
twosentenceplottwist
RebelLordTexan
top_year
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" Three
2
0.67
1
1,734,066,565
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1hd51w3/how_many_women_does_it_take_to_screw_in_a/
1hd51w3
twosentenceplottwist
realsuntower
top_year
Chi-chi-chi-Chip & Dale. Rectal Rangers!
2
0.67
0
1,729,848,369
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gbq6re/chichichichip_dale/
1gbq6re
twosentenceplottwist
ComedyCrypt
top_year
I told you to stop doing it, technicalities included! When I told you to stop playing with your ass, that meant in every way including GI joes!
2
0.63
0
1,729,321,760
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g73f8f/i_told_you_to_stop_doing_it_technicalities/
1g73f8f
twosentenceplottwist
RebelLordTexan
top_year
I won the lottery! "I'm back with the milk!"
2
0.76
0
1,729,142,181
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g5jh8o/i_won_the_lottery/
1g5jh8o
twosentenceplottwist
CharxietyALT
top_year
clean I’ve been cleaning the house since A dust monster has threatened me
2
0.76
0
1,724,941,000
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f43k4b/clean/
1f43k4b
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
Show Hello welcome guys to this show I am the gac today we will go To hunt humans and then take them to the place of eternal damnation follow me Man: a monster does not escape me Monster:Help guys call the police of monsters I’m so afraid Man: I have a gun bang Monster:he shot me in the leg he reached me please help me bang Don’t call the police I killed the man now I’m going home
2
0.75
1
1,724,856,084
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f3by74/show/
1f3by74
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
meat wo3m Then the Meatworm ate me!!
2
1
0
1,698,349,262
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17h4qf0/meat_wo3m/
17h4qf0
twosentenceplottwist
[deleted]
new
the thing is, I never told my parents about the time I forgot to blow out my candle before leaving for a night out. I’m sure they’d forgive me for the house they lost that night, but definitely not their dear son.
2
1
0
1,697,769,493
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17c0r5i/the_thing_is/
17c0r5i
twosentenceplottwist
Moabingyu
new
what is love I couldn’t understand why my mother was sobbing so hysterically on my wedding of all days. She should be proud I chose to “tough it out” like she did with my father.
2
0.76
4
1,697,329,110
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/178304o/what_is_love/
178304o
twosentenceplottwist
Moabingyu
new
On the heath, there blooms a little floret And it's called Erika
2
0.75
0
1,696,078,548
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16w6583/on_the_heath_there_blooms_a_little_floret/
16w6583
twosentenceplottwist
Toilet789
new
I drove off from the restaurant after ordering a burger The burger stabbed me then I died
2
0.67
0
1,693,749,342
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/168xol0/i_drove_off_from_the_restaurant_after_ordering_a/
168xol0
twosentenceplottwist
Substantial_Gur_3055
new
"Mm yea" i said i ate burgir
2
0.63
1
1,693,368,365
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1654bcp/mm_yea_i_said/
1654bcp
twosentenceplottwist
MountainDry2344
new
I changed the lightbulb in my room It has a sensor, now it only works at night and turns off after a minute....
2
0.75
0
1,689,982,021
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1563p0o/i_changed_the_lightbulb_in_my_room/
1563p0o
twosentenceplottwist
dx0000
new
im goofy goober no you arent - evil clown 😡😡😭😭😭
2
0.75
1
1,687,464,601
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14gdk6g/im_goofy_goober/
14gdk6g
twosentenceplottwist
matt_erials
new
I made a two sentence plot twist innocent exultant resolute punch familiar pie pet encouraging alleged rich *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev/home)*
2
0.67
1
1,687,398,493
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14fq1ah/i_made_a_two_sentence_plot_twist/
14fq1ah
twosentenceplottwist
Jarr_Mann
new
I text Handsome Policeman as he eats a meal prepared by Fancy Chef Handsome Policeman texts, “The meal tastes funny”
2
0.75
3
1,687,224,359
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14dx0jy/i_text_handsome_policeman_as_he_eats_a_meal/
14dx0jy
twosentenceplottwist
SweetBerries1983
new
he told me about the 34th rule "oh my god theres a penice"
2
0.67
1
1,686,635,976
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1487xes/he_told_me_about_the_34th_rule/
1487xes
twosentenceplottwist
falalashalalala
new
I am hungry "I said out loud to my father" let's get you something to eat "he said" and then "shit" into my head
2
1
0
1,683,649,351
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/13cy7u8/i_am_hungry_i_said_out_loud_to_my_father/
13cy7u8
twosentenceplottwist
Xsehzhy
new
The tacko wers nice Barney.
2
0.63
1
1,682,593,386
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/130i29b/the_tacko_wers_nice/
130i29b
twosentenceplottwist
EstablishmentFlat487
new
"I was speeding down a motorway at 70mph when I realised I’d left my Bosch BC905 QuietCast Premium Ceramic Disc Brake Pads at home" he wrote, ushering a new era of comedy to this drying well. Those who absorbed his words used the last of the wells giving water to mist the air instead of watering their crops, having missed the point of what made it work entirely.
2
0.76
1
1,680,429,407
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/129go3q/i_was_speeding_down_a_motorway_at_70mph_when_i/
129go3q
twosentenceplottwist
OsamaBinBatman
new
I woke up in a cold sweat after having a nightmare about taking a train to a tomato factory. And then I woke up.
2
0.67
0
1,677,647,411
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11euzg7/i_woke_up_in_a_cold_sweat_after_having_a/
11euzg7
twosentenceplottwist
SweetBerries1983
new
“This train is going to the tomato factory…” the conductor said… And then I woke up
2
0.75
0
1,677,647,366
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11euyx5/this_train_is_going_to_the_tomato_factory_the/
11euyx5
twosentenceplottwist
SweetBerries1983
new
After me and mine grandnephew Raymond were abducted by aliens, we was tasked with teacher the flesh beings about the weakness of human society “It seem them already find mines weakness” mine say whiles crying because they shot them ectoplasm on mine mushrooms and gravy mine was gonna have for lunch
2
0.63
2
1,677,363,192
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11bxcxl/after_me_and_mine_grandnephew_raymond_were/
11bxcxl
twosentenceplottwist
Bdog6771991
new
You Our And Nice Guy” She Said To Me And Her And Todd Laughs At Me And Thrown Me On To The Floor And Pour Him Root Beer On To Me. “I Wish It Didn’t Come To This” I Said And Mine Eye Winks At Todd And Then Mine Demon Comes Inside Of Me Consume Todd’s Flesh Todd Who Is And Loser Now.
2
0.55
3
1,675,729,690
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10vn4yp/you_our_and_nice_guy_she_said_to_me_and_her_and/
10vn4yp
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
“Do you have the DSM” my commanding officer asked to which my pal Simon replied “We got it sir” with a hearty chuckle “Good, that’s one less lose end.” My Commanding officer say as him pull out hims mangum revovlr and shot I’m an mine buddy Simon and then him and hims possy bring out gasoline and pour it on mine corpse and light it on fires
2
0.6
2
1,675,643,834
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10usnpw/do_you_have_the_dsm_my_commanding_officer_asked/
10usnpw
twosentenceplottwist
Bdog6771991
new
A lot or person tell I’m that I our funny when I’m say I am going to take over the worlf They am not no I our not joke
2
0.6
1
1,675,473,406
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10t158y/a_lot_or_person_tell_im_that_i_our_funny_when_im/
10t158y
twosentenceplottwist
Bdog6771991
new
“Why did make the journey to the abortion clinic just before I was born?” I asked my mother, feeling a pit in my lower intestines. “I wanted to abortion you.” He said.
2
0.57
3
1,674,849,872
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10mujxm/why_did_make_the_journey_to_the_abortion_clinic/
10mujxm
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
It was a misstake trying to fake sleep after it ettered my room. It had already killed my entire family, but in thr dark is writing something on the wall in blood. Am starting to see what it supposed to say: “welcome to the simulation”
2
0.67
1
1,674,606,503
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10kl3t4/it_was_a_misstake_trying_to_fake_sleep_after_it/
10kl3t4
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
A popular post has grown the size of the sub, I can't wait to see what original content everyone new posts! I said, as the subreddit pulled up to the tomato-factory-joke factory.
2
0.76
0
1,674,572,597
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10k7go7/a_popular_post_has_grown_the_size_of_the_sub_i/
10k7go7
twosentenceplottwist
CounterfeitLesbian
new
man I really hate green rats Yeah, green rats are so annoying (The plot twist, is this has 3 sentences instead of 2)
2
0.63
1
1,673,824,371
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10cy43a/man_i_really_hate_green_rats/
10cy43a
twosentenceplottwist
CharIsGone
new
I went to change my user flair on r/twosentenceplottwist… but then I realized the meatworm stole them all?
2
0.67
2
1,672,561,569
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/100fa9c/i_went_to_change_my_user_flair_on/
100fa9c
twosentenceplottwist
SweetBerries1983
new
“I can’t wait for our thanksgiving feast!” Robert yelled, galloping to the oven with his wife and two children to get the turkey out. The turkey men leaped out of the oven and wrapped their feathery arms around the mouths of Robert and his family, causing them to die of asphyxiation in minutes.
2
0.75
1
1,669,253,074
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z36jns/i_cant_wait_for_our_thanksgiving_feast_robert/
z36jns
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
I was watching some football with my friend Craig “Eat up.” I said to him as he bit into the nachos laced with Ketamine and meat men
2
0.76
0
1,667,798,314
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yodl9o/i_was_watching_some_football_with_my_friend_craig/
yodl9o
twosentenceplottwist
Bdog6771991
new
Your a nice guy you would never hurt a fly! She yelled, taking advantage of my kindness. I chuckled as I felt a pulse down below and my demon started to come inside of me. “You, my friend, well, you, are finished.”
2
0.67
1
1,667,487,232
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl4w74/your_a_nice_guy_you_would_never_hurt_a_fly_she/
yl4w74
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
I opened my mouth to take a bite of the scrumptious burger. This emotion quickly turned to terror when I realized that it was not a burger it was a live grenade that a meat man was pressing to my lips.
2
1
1
1,667,484,320
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl3qh5/i_opened_my_mouth_to_take_a_bite_of_the/
yl3qh5
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
i took MDMA while having diarrhea i then hopped in my automobile and watched my child get run over by a firetruck in the rearview mirror
1
0.53
1
1,732,946,100
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1h35z1w/i_took_mdma_while_having_diarrhea/
1h35z1w
twosentenceplottwist
Xsehzhy
top_year
The cyborg mother smile at here robotic son as tell her about a species went extinct long ago. She smile, showing off metallic teeth. As say this: “the species get in many major war, leading to they extinction. They name is humanity.”
1
0.56
1
1,731,359,511
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gp3byh/the_cyborg_mother_smile_at_here_robotic_son_as/
1gp3byh
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
top_year
Look here at this rabbit my father said father why are you a rabbit I said
1
0.67
0
1,726,895,938
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1flvrce/look_here_at_this_rabbit_my_father_said/
1flvrce
twosentenceplottwist
Xsehzhy
top_year
robbery Hello guys before being hit in the temple by a thief who will run away after a while because I called the police after my dead will happen a cataclysm towards my killer if you are reading this message is called- woohoho wohohoo, the police must get me away from your voice next and also thief to the next
1
0.57
1
1,725,051,575
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f56162/robbery/
1f56162
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
night How nice to stay awake until the night no? And go to sleep in the room? No when you have a room near the woods and when you have a roommate who lives in the woods like that annoying human neighbor named Lerry. Knock at this time of the morning who will it be? Cit Aldo, giovanni e Giacomo
1
0.67
1
1,724,871,445
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f3i9p5/night/
1f3i9p5
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
Sleep I was sleeping, I woke up suddenly and see the slenderman staring at me I think it’s someone in my family who is playing a joke on me and I fall asleep again the next day I wake up in a forest with the slenderman I chase him he’s leaving me He lost me, I came home based on a true story
1
0.57
2
1,724,793,664
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f2sl4l/sleep/
1f2sl4l
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
TG4, The past part 2 The creator of the past also known as pojre uye was found dead in his studio with a gun shot by a desert deagle The murder weapon has not yet been found but two sheets of plans to create a time machine for the future and one for the past have disappeared And that’s all for the next
1
0.66
0
1,724,703,082
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f1xzs8/tg4_the_past_part_2/
1f1xzs8
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
"It's been 28 years, 7 months, and 5 days since we were born OMFG IT'S A PLANE! - The First Tower, New York, NY
1
0.57
0
1,755,487,945
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1mtb6fs/its_been_28_years_7_months_and_5_days_since_we/
1mtb6fs
twosentenceplottwist
Accurate-Entrance380
top_month
I was living my best life Then I learned what s*ex is
1
0.67
0
1,698,380,386
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17hfbuc/i_was_living_my_best_life/
17hfbuc
twosentenceplottwist
Mean-Broccoli-3126
new
I can be sweet as candy, cold as ice, evil as hell, or loyal like soldier. It all depends on you.
1
0.6
5
1,694,184,657
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16dcnsc/i_can_be_sweet_as_candy_cold_as_ice_evil_as_hell/
16dcnsc
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
i walked through the valley called, "he shadow of death" i take a look at my life and realize theres nothin left
1
0.57
1
1,693,455,113
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1660n7z/i_walked_through_the_valley_called_he_shadow_of/
1660n7z
twosentenceplottwist
Randomelyy
new
"Why not?!?" "Why don't you shut up"
1
0.67
2
1,691,335,244
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15js706/why_not/
15js706
twosentenceplottwist
FamilyK1ng
new
Upon returning from her time travel she was pregnant. The foetus however was 65 years old.
1
0.57
4
1,686,645,715
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/148ahf1/upon_returning_from_her_time_travel_she_was/
148ahf1
twosentenceplottwist
[deleted]
new
I’m laugh at mine friend Archie when he trip and fall Little I knew him would get him revenge h pull down my pants and also mine under where when I’m talking my crush Martha he slap my bottom cheeks and then I’m farted and everyone include Martha they start laugh king at me and tears come out of my eyes and run to the bathroom have diarrhea because of and medical condition.
1
0.54
3
1,679,248,884
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11vscrf/im_laugh_at_mine_friend_archie_when_he_trip_and/
11vscrf
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
TW: serious post. I’ve had enough of this community already. I quit this sub 2 weeks, and I’ll have you know I’m lowering my activity here to bare minimum. If you have a problem with that, you can kiss my ass!
1
1
3
1,668,089,261
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yrg1o0/tw_serious_post/
yrg1o0
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
new
Like totally, he has small dick energy. She's only saying that because she has "Hotdog Down a Hallway energy".
0
0.5
0
1,729,822,775
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gbjsoz/like_totally_he_has_small_dick_energy/
1gbjsoz
twosentenceplottwist
ComedyCrypt
top_year
The Woods part 3 the past I was walking in the woods near the apartment building where I live similar to that forest of The Blair Witch Project I see a strange figure all black was the same ghost that had seen my friend before disappearing I say a random formula as you shit on thanks to the plot armor the ghost began to run after reaching it I take a branch and then I beat him put there by the writer and shoot him in the head was a deasert deagle I turn because I hear a noise and then he disappeared and I go home
0
0.5
0
1,724,768,876
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f2ig26/the_woods_part_3_the_past/
1f2ig26
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
Help, somebody save Me! Toxic Masculinity.
0
0.4
1
1,729,218,168
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g67skp/help_somebody_save_me/
1g67skp
twosentenceplottwist
RebelLordTexan
top_year
Then end part 4 the past While I was sleeping I heard a noise STAB I had been stabbed as soon as I woke up I found myself in a white place was paradise
0
0.33
0
1,724,779,513
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f2mstb/then_end_part_4_the_past/
1f2mstb
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
“What do you think of my friend”my friend say he’s talking about me “he is ugly said the girl who is looking at me. I chortle to myself before looking around in both direction and say this: you no I am not a mirror right? So we’re is the one you are looking at? I continue to wak away chuckling loudly as here jaw drops and other spectator sitting around us start to point and laugh the girl.
0
0.5
1
1,727,402,979
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1fqd7g4/what_do_you_think_of_my_friendmy_friend_say_hes/
1fqd7g4
twosentenceplottwist
missdork_yt
top_year
SEX! I’m asexuL
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0.38
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1,723,357,867
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1epe598/sex/
1epe598
twosentenceplottwist
Throughtheindigo
top_year
Meme I have a gun on the table I was forced to show it because of the gun chekov pity that the gun will continue to remain on the table because it is useless
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0.25
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1,728,333,144
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1fyhty8/meme/
1fyhty8
twosentenceplottwist
el_gabon
top_year
My twin brother died in a terrible accident but my mother screamed my name thinking it was me. That day I died and my brother lived for me. I(22M then 14M) haven't told her this yet and will never won't. Me and my brother were identical twins. It was difficult for people to tell who's who. Long story short, he met an accident and was covered in blood. My parents out of shock , couldn't tell. I was there right beside them. Suddenly my mother shouted my name in panic , thinking it was me. I kept silence (I didn't knew what to say I was just a kid). Everything happened, the rituals happened and so on. Now I have My brother's identity and its absolutely fine!
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0.41
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1,725,618,551
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1fabu5z/my_twin_brother_died_in_a_terrible_accident_but/
1fabu5z
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MafiaGattu
top_year
Long ago was at the shopping store A worker approached him and said "I'm sorry sir we only allow short agos to sho0"p at the shopping store"
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0.38
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1,712,081,822
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1bu5t82/long_ago_was_at_the_shopping_store/
1bu5t82
twosentenceplottwist
Xsehzhy
new
"You are a clod and a fool!" I yelled. repeat sip lock detail practice grab sharp glorious possessive stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev/home)*
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0.38
3
1,702,713,411
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/18jmezs/you_are_a_clod_and_a_fool_i_yelled/
18jmezs
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Jarr_Mann
new
i drove away from the restarant after ordering the burger it was from disgusting burger and i ate semen and cranberry meat then i exploded bloodily and fell off a cliff then a pouter pigeon cooed on my body then ate it then a whole bunch of pouters ate my body and cooed
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0.5
4
1,695,659,053
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16rwn3w/i_drove_away_from_the_restarant_after_ordering/
16rwn3w
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Badpiggers4
new
i was havig conversation with my friend “i am proshipper” they says
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0.5
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1,692,767,504
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15yu09v/i_was_havig_conversation_with_my_friend/
15yu09v
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matt_erials
new
Lying in my bed my foot hanging out feel my dog here is licking my foot and I here the shower it is dripping so I go to turn it off. Go to the shower to turn it off but I see the mutilated corpse my dog here body is hanging and see someone or something wright on the wall in blood: „not only dog can lick”
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0.43
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https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15wkeoe/lying_in_my_bed_my_foot_hanging_out_feel_my_dog/
15wkeoe
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missdork_yt
new
"I sure love cheddar cheese" I said it was scary cheddar cheese
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0.5
1
1,689,523,536
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/151a09l/i_sure_love_cheddar_cheese_i_said/
151a09l
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Dry-Read-7418
new
I sat in relief after taking the most satisfying poopie of all time then I woke up
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0.4
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1,677,647,086
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11euvrg/i_sat_in_relief_after_taking_the_most_satisfying/
11euvrg
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SweetBerries1983
new
Laugh mine eyes flash Insanity as am educate young demon on how to infiltrate overworld . They must need consume human flesh to enter, close mine eyes as they rip blood chunk mine skin and smile in contentment, mine wife screaming in the background.
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0.5
2
1,677,590,441
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11e5wbq/laugh_mine_eyes_flash_insanity_as_am_educate/
11e5wbq
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missdork_yt
new
there am 4 wolf coming inside of me. Won forgives, Won forgets, and Won has a hole lot of fun. But won wont take shit from know won.
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0.33
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1,673,201,501
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/106pwci/there_am_4_wolf_coming_inside_of_me/
106pwci
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missdork_yt
new
I ran my fingers through here hair as is gasp for air. Than I pressed the pillow against here mouth until she body went limp and bloodstained teeth.
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0.39
15
1,669,160,742
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z296dg/i_ran_my_fingers_through_here_hair_as_is_gasp_for/
z296dg
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missdork_yt
new
I arrived at Andy’s house, ready to have a good time playing with his toys. I was sexually abused by woody.
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1,667,506,497
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yldhnn/i_arrived_at_andys_house_ready_to_have_a_good/
yldhnn
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missdork_yt
new
Mexicans are bad at brawl stars! Matthew North exclaimed I didn’t bother to inform him that 14 year old serial killer and brawl stars player Juan Pedro was standing behind him with a bloody knife.
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1,667,398,979
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yk6ktt/mexicans_are_bad_at_brawl_stars_matthew_north/
yk6ktt
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missdork_yt
new