text
string | score
int64 | upvote_ratio
float64 | num_comments
int64 | created_utc
float64 | url
string | id
string | subreddit
string | author
string | source_endpoint
string |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
An Author's Life Work Inhaling the smooth, leathery cover deeply, she admired the finest book she had ever crafted.
"One day I'll finally be able to share this with his family, along with what I didn't use of his body."
| 7
| 1
| 0
| 1,669,990,706
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zangnh/an_authors_life_work/
|
zangnh
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
cuntdraculafromtexas
|
new
|
I placed my infant son in the laundry basket, chuckling as he squealed with delight and played with a pair of my dirty underwear. “Why is the decomposing corpse of our infant son in the washing machine?” My wife yelled, as I remembered with a shiver of horror what I had forgotten after starting the washing machine.
| 7
| 0.9
| 0
| 1,668,111,147
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yrqhg3/i_placed_my_infant_son_in_the_laundry_basket/
|
yrqhg3
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
I sank my teeth into the steak, thrilled as the enthralling flavor washed across the top of my tongue and the juices slid down my throat. “You will pay for this.” The meat king promised as he sold all of my cousins directly to the slaughterhouse.
| 7
| 0.78
| 0
| 1,668,010,599
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yqngv6/i_sank_my_teeth_into_the_steak_thrilled_as_the/
|
yqngv6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
“I won’t let him hurt you!” I say out of loud “I will kill you” killer said from outside
| 7
| 0.89
| 0
| 1,667,841,914
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yotuqe/i_wont_let_him_hurt_you_i_say_out_of_loud/
|
yotuqe
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
It’s no nut November! Time for a challenge! These were my last words before the demon sucked the life out of me
| 7
| 0.9
| 0
| 1,667,485,228
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl43hr/its_no_nut_november_time_for_a_challenge/
|
yl43hr
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
Every night, I check every corner to see if the monster is there. It’s been almost two months since I left my window open so carelessly, and deep down I know the truth—but I’m not ready to let go of the hope that he’s just hiding somewhere in the house, not yet...
| 6
| 0.88
| 0
| 1,724,412,267
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1eza9e9/every_night_i_check_every_corner_to_see_if_the/
|
1eza9e9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
vampireswearpink
|
top_year
|
I said “ahhh what a nice and perfectly working clock that I am looking at”. Oh shit, I am two hours late for my execution.
| 6
| 0.8
| 0
| 1,722,018,372
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1ecv8fa/i_said_ahhh_what_a_nice_and_perfectly_working/
|
1ecv8fa
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
TheFourthGuy42
|
top_year
|
Lying in my bed and feeling and wet tongue of my dog it is licking my foot and here the shower it is dripping so get out of bed go to torn the shower off. But when get to the shower see the decomposing corpse of my dog is hanging from the shower nozzle and I’m seeing something write on the wall in blood so torn on the light and I’m starting to see what it say: “not only dog can lick.”
| 6
| 0.75
| 1
| 1,732,050,039
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gv7tns/lying_in_my_bed_and_feeling_and_wet_tongue_of_my/
|
1gv7tns
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
top_year
|
I always told the murlte to oo fkids too much tentage Please hlep, stronk! call bondulance
| 6
| 0.75
| 1
| 1,731,717,990
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1gsbgen/i_always_told_the_murlte_to_oo_fkids_too_much/
|
1gsbgen
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
_ThatsTicketyBoo_
|
top_year
|
Wait.... SHE WAS MY SISTER?!?!?!!?
| 6
| 0.75
| 0
| 1,727,448,081
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1fqpc2z/wait/
|
1fqpc2z
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Spoildgirlygurl
|
top_year
|
I can't wait to finally go back home You have not met the profit quota
| 6
| 1
| 0
| 1,734,067,011
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1hd56l7/i_cant_wait_to_finally_go_back_home/
|
1hd56l7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
realsuntower
|
top_year
|
I warned Steve to not climb the fence into the neighbor's yard to retrieve the baseball. He found himself face to face with ED-209, you know how that ended.
| 6
| 0.87
| 0
| 1,729,134,859
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g5hhk5/i_warned_steve_to_not_climb_the_fence_into_the/
|
1g5hhk5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
RebelLordTexan
|
top_year
|
Justin Timberlake brought sexy back! OH NO! HE ACCIDENTALLY BROUGHT BACK HITLER BY MISTAKE.
| 6
| 0.88
| 1
| 1,751,948,122
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1lufaxi/justin_timberlake_brought_sexy_back/
|
1lufaxi
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OwnDragonfruit317
|
new
|
The old woman smiled sweetly as she knitted by the fireplace, the rhythmic clicking of her needles a comforting sound in the otherwise silent house. Upstairs, in the attic, the clicking continued, just slightly out of sync.
| 6
| 1
| 0
| 1,745,629,253
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1k80uiq/the_old_woman_smiled_sweetly_as_she_knitted_by/
|
1k80uiq
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Alert_Benefit_6834
|
new
|
The burglar entered through the side door. “You came back in one piece,” I said.
| 6
| 1
| 0
| 1,745,006,537
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1k2e6m1/the_burglar_entered_through_the_side_door/
|
1k2e6m1
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Otherwise_One_9619
|
new
|
I was having a heart-to-heart with my closest friend. I watched as his name in the subtitles turned red.
| 6
| 0.8
| 4
| 1,744,466,141
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1jxhuor/i_was_having_a_hearttoheart_with_my_closest_friend/
|
1jxhuor
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ZephyrTheScrub
|
new
|
I was just having eating Food Still find it funny this day i named my son that.
| 6
| 0.69
| 4
| 1,744,122,820
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1juf1ar/i_was_just_having_eating_food/
|
1juf1ar
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
“God, I really hate people that puop,” said the creepy clown man He looked out the bus window to see the puoping tomato people factory factory…
| 6
| 0.8
| 1
| 1,711,998,077
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1btcbtf/god_i_really_hate_people_that_puop_said_the/
|
1btcbtf
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Mifiy_
|
new
|
I dreamt I was Heisenberg But I woke up as Skyler.
| 6
| 0.8
| 1
| 1,710,362,265
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1be23k8/i_dreamt_i_was_heisenberg/
|
1be23k8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
I went to open a two sentence plottwist But it was a three sentence plotwist. I felt so pranked and embarrassed.
| 6
| 0.73
| 0
| 1,710,066,870
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1bb7d98/i_went_to_open_a_two_sentence_plottwist/
|
1bb7d98
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Dutchgreenbubble_
|
new
|
There was a loud thud and I turned around There was a thud and I turned around
| 6
| 1
| 1
| 1,706,667,232
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1af6h8c/there_was_a_loud_thud_and_i_turned_around/
|
1af6h8c
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
AdSensitive8571
|
new
|
Schlorm Master walked up to me. “Schlom-bungala” he whispered in my ear.
| 6
| 1
| 1
| 1,703,354,274
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/18pb40t/schlorm_master_walked_up_to_me/
|
18pb40t
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
HairAccomplished9430
|
new
|
I love breathing oxygen it’s so refreshing. carbon dioxide
| 6
| 0.81
| 0
| 1,698,466,900
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17i5vc2/i_love_breathing_oxygen_its_so_refreshing/
|
17i5vc2
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
AHighTurtle
|
new
|
“How do I get their attention..?” I asked, my hands shaking in fear. this
| 6
| 0.99
| 1
| 1,696,204,371
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16xh6dd/how_do_i_get_their_attention_i_asked_my_hands/
|
16xh6dd
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
matt_erials
|
new
|
my pet pouter died then every other pouter died
| 6
| 0.88
| 1
| 1,695,659,360
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16rwrvj/my_pet_pouter_died/
|
16rwrvj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Badpiggers4
|
new
|
I used to enjoy watching Skibidi Toilet But then the Skibidi Meat worm attacked
| 6
| 0.88
| 3
| 1,694,619,052
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/16hq33c/i_used_to_enjoy_watching_skibidi_toilet/
|
16hq33c
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Felixthecat71
|
new
|
I awoke with a start, trembling as my ceiling crumbled at the hand of a fearsome force unseen… “i want fuit gummy” said MEGA PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!
| 6
| 0.88
| 0
| 1,693,127,233
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/162lerk/i_awoke_with_a_start_trembling_as_my_ceiling/
|
162lerk
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
tabbitalks
|
new
|
The plants were thirsty and brittle; the people were sallow and thirsted, too: days and nights we spent praying that the gods would grant the sweet relief of rain. When, in the last days, the sky began raining fire down on us, the relief was somehow sweeter.
| 6
| 0.8
| 0
| 1,692,707,245
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15y4db7/the_plants_were_thirsty_and_brittle_the_people/
|
15y4db7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
kawAdamz
|
new
|
tg they sca
| 6
| 0.8
| 1
| 1,691,286,728
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15jd7ip/tg/
|
15jd7ip
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
matt_erials
|
new
|
There were only so many ways I could stop myself from making a noise. But not shidding wasn't one of them
| 6
| 0.88
| 0
| 1,689,926,107
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/155h8bj/there_were_only_so_many_ways_i_could_stop_myself/
|
155h8bj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Sharticus69
|
new
|
Onece upon a time there was a super kind and friendly taxi driver That was until one day when the friendly taxi driver killer showed up
| 6
| 0.75
| 0
| 1,689,709,646
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1538c9l/onece_upon_a_time_there_was_a_super_kind_and/
|
1538c9l
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OkPassenger7535
|
new
|
I was working my shift at the morgue But then i heard music from the dead body room
| 6
| 0.81
| 1
| 1,687,377,296
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14fhkbi/i_was_working_my_shift_at_the_morgue/
|
14fhkbi
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Fizzypop_flips
|
new
|
I enjoyed the clown as he juggled, made balloon animals, and got hit by pies He was Evil Clown
| 6
| 0.8
| 2
| 1,687,283,792
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14ei2fe/i_enjoyed_the_clown_as_he_juggled_made_balloon/
|
14ei2fe
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
I decide to go bike riding. with Silly Detective He arrives, riding a unicycle
| 6
| 0.88
| 1
| 1,687,283,201
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14eht6u/i_decide_to_go_bike_riding_with_silly_detective/
|
14eht6u
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
"You have 2 minutes to live.", Said the doctor... I replied: "Alexa, play.. Y'all don't even have Alexas at the hospital?"
| 6
| 1
| 3
| 1,687,199,936
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14dmr74/you_have_2_minutes_to_live_said_the_doctor/
|
14dmr74
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
shithole-tickler
|
new
|
I was trapped in the movie theater as the doors wouldn't budge! The movie is about to start and I can't stand watching CATS for a second time!
| 6
| 0.88
| 10
| 1,687,146,122
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14d3j6e/i_was_trapped_in_the_movie_theater_as_the_doors/
|
14d3j6e
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SuperNoob74
|
new
|
Boys go to college to get more knowledge Girls go to Venus to get a STUPID
| 6
| 1
| 2
| 1,687,041,697
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14c41xg/boys_go_to_college_to_get_more_knowledge/
|
14c41xg
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
"First let's create humans with a good leader!" "Then the same leader kills all of them!"
| 6
| 0.81
| 1
| 1,686,908,646
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14ash2c/first_lets_create_humans_with_a_good_leader/
|
14ash2c
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
FamilyK1ng
|
new
|
I drink at man cough Tb kil me
| 6
| 0.99
| 0
| 1,681,908,458
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12rs4pr/i_drink_at_man_cough/
|
12rs4pr
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
i fucking hate Human butchery factories, i told Myself. I then realized i was Driving into Human butchery factory
| 6
| 0.75
| 3
| 1,681,698,805
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12oyp7j/i_fucking_hate_human_butchery_factories_i_told/
|
12oyp7j
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
thevoidwillsaveus
|
new
|
I was at my home at the midnight myself at home. Until the meat worm wasn't home alone.
| 6
| 0.81
| 1
| 1,681,177,018
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12i3yob/i_was_at_my_home_at_the_midnight_myself_at_home/
|
12i3yob
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
PerfectlyAverageGamr
|
new
|
Teacher am calling mine telling mine go back to class and learn about the layors of the sun But mine demon whispor into mine ear to walk into oncoming traffic
| 6
| 0.81
| 0
| 1,679,371,227
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11x665z/teacher_am_calling_mine_telling_mine_go_back_to/
|
11x665z
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
bdog9000
|
new
|
A B C Not E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
| 6
| 1
| 0
| 1,677,647,689
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11ev2pi/a_b_c/
|
11ev2pi
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
“Raymond I know you love Brawl Stars, so how about you join the subreddit!” My buddy Winston said to me with enthusiastic “Make sure to click the one with the blacked out middle, that’s the real one.” He said to me with a menacing grin on his face
| 6
| 0.88
| 5
| 1,674,950,172
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10ntg5p/raymond_i_know_you_love_brawl_stars_so_how_about/
|
10ntg5p
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
"this is quite the pleasant bus ride" i thought to myself little did i know, we were approaching the bus eating monster
| 6
| 0.88
| 0
| 1,674,673,248
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10l6jwl/this_is_quite_the_pleasant_bus_ride_i_thought_to/
|
10l6jwl
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
GraspingMist718
|
new
|
“Raymond, what do you want to do after High School?” My mom asked me “I want to become part of the meat man militia” wait… did I say that out loud?!
| 6
| 1
| 1
| 1,674,608,026
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10klng6/raymond_what_do_you_want_to_do_after_high_school/
|
10klng6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
As I jog through the Forest I hear an entity coughing behind me. I turn around to remind my jogging buddy Randall to take a whiff of his inhaler, but I am shocked when I see a tall skinless man staring at me.
| 6
| 1
| 4
| 1,674,526,991
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10jup5p/as_i_jog_through_the_forest_i_hear_an_entity/
|
10jup5p
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
As I looked into the sky, a was typing words which read “Welcome to the simulation” I chuckled in amusement and thought my nephew Archie was just playing a prank on the universe, but let’s just say the joke was on me when a warm wet tentacle wrapped around my wiener and began to tug me into a fiery utopia
| 6
| 0.88
| 4
| 1,673,577,475
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/10ais2g/as_i_looked_into_the_sky_a_was_typing_words_which/
|
10ais2g
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
"I hate Potatos" I said to myself. Peering out the bus window, I realized we were approaching the Potato factory.
| 6
| 0.8
| 0
| 1,672,683,309
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/101jdax/i_hate_potatos_i_said_to_myself/
|
101jdax
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
I am lucky being born half wolf But the wolf side...
| 6
| 0.81
| 9
| 1,671,836,106
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ztv37x/i_am_lucky_being_born_half_wolf/
|
ztv37x
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OtisGomir
|
new
|
“Well I’ll be! It’s Christmas, for gods sake!” I bellowed with enthusiasm, jogging down the stairs to discover what I had obtained for Christmas. “Wait… this is just a crate of tomatoes!” I said out of loud, confusion filling my consciousness. However, I was no longer confused when I turned around and laid eyes upon a possy of tomato men ready to bound my feet and hands with duck tape.
| 6
| 0.8
| 6
| 1,671,834,537
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ztuipz/well_ill_be_its_christmas_for_gods_sake_i/
|
ztuipz
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
"I hate tomatoes so feckin' much if I see one I will die" i screeched in an ancient tongue. But then the meat worm with his merry band of rambunctious meat men brutally sliced open my third kidney with a bastard-sword he named "Tomato".
| 6
| 0.88
| 0
| 1,671,647,553
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zrwnpt/i_hate_tomatoes_so_feckin_much_if_i_see_one_i/
|
zrwnpt
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
sammy-sativa420
|
new
|
i am looking forward to sitting down and making some progress on this essay oh no the meat worm has come and devoured my typing hand
| 6
| 0.8
| 1
| 1,671,572,557
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zr0lvp/i_am_looking_forward_to_sitting_down_and_making/
|
zr0lvp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bubblebrew
|
new
|
I looked behind me, and it was still there. I had to start running for my life because that wasn't a meatworm
| 6
| 0.88
| 5
| 1,671,129,113
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zmscd5/i_looked_behind_me_and_it_was_still_there/
|
zmscd5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ItsShadoww_
|
new
|
“I am excited for today!” Randall exclaimed as he woke up and went to make breakfast As he walked outside to go on his morning run, the malicious gang of 270 pound pit bulls named daisy and winkle approached to go have a chat with him
| 6
| 0.65
| 2
| 1,670,988,270
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zlg32i/i_am_excited_for_today_randall_exclaimed_as_he/
|
zlg32i
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
meat wom
| 6
| 1
| 2
| 1,669,922,284
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z9wtp9/meat/
|
z9wtp9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ayowatsdis
|
new
|
How the heck are the republicans winning in our small liberal town! Matthew yelled. But when he saw the shadowy figure of Algie slipping multiple Republican votes into the voting booths he no longer had questions.
| 6
| 0.88
| 0
| 1,667,961,329
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yq67yy/how_the_heck_are_the_republicans_winning_in_our/
|
yq67yy
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
Time for the easiest no nut November challenge ever! Lester, a moderator of r/TwoSentenceHorror yelled. Little did he know he would fail when he got a little too excited going through my account and removing every single post I had ever made on his subreddit.
| 6
| 0.76
| 0
| 1,667,598,182
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ymbcq6/time_for_the_easiest_no_nut_november_challenge/
|
ymbcq6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
Mack was taking me to California for my big race I was shot and killed in Radiator Springs
| 6
| 1
| 0
| 1,667,491,197
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yl6k48/mack_was_taking_me_to_california_for_my_big_race/
|
yl6k48
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
new
|
i ate the meatworm i woke up in ohio
| 6
| 0.6
| 6
| 1,666,575,194
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ybyphb/i_ate_the_meatworm/
|
ybyphb
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Whitter15
|
new
|
From now on the word dingleberry has been revoked. Fart Barnacles is now the accepted term.
| 5
| 0.7
| 0
| 1,729,376,523
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g7k9f0/from_now_on_the_word_dingleberry_has_been_revoked/
|
1g7k9f0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
RebelLordTexan
|
top_year
|
I saw my son Is not son my son not son
| 5
| 0.74
| 3
| 1,723,427,511
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1eq1q8j/i_saw_my_son/
|
1eq1q8j
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
galile0rru
|
top_year
|
These nachos are awesome! All of a sudden a grizzly bear burst through wall like the Kool-Aid man & decapitated him.
| 5
| 0.79
| 0
| 1,729,016,902
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g4epfb/these_nachos_are_awesome/
|
1g4epfb
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
RebelLordTexan
|
top_year
|
I’ve Had Enough Of My Ex Messaging Me Late At Night. Tonight, I’m finally throwing the Ouija board out.
| 5
| 0.86
| 0
| 1,724,866,169
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f3g3zb/ive_had_enough_of_my_ex_messaging_me_late_at_night/
|
1f3g3zb
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
DANleDINOSAUR
|
top_year
|
As I laid completely unable to move or speak, I wished I could correct the doctor as he told my friends that I was "just" in a coma. Once they'd left my room, my stomach dropped when the doctor turned towards me with a mocking smile and said, "Now I can do whatever I want with you."
| 5
| 0.79
| 2
| 1,724,367,400
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1eyx515/as_i_laid_completely_unable_to_move_or_speak_i/
|
1eyx515
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_year
|
"I was once inside of my mother." a man thinking in his thoughts. "Because my father was once inside of my mother."
| 5
| 0.78
| 0
| 1,715,723,780
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1cs4dok/i_was_once_inside_of_my_mother_a_man_thinking_in/
|
1cs4dok
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Kingkupa54
|
top_year
|
My mom called for me in the kitchen. But i remembered she died 6 years ago...
| 5
| 0.79
| 2
| 1,715,366,277
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1cowpc5/my_mom_called_for_me_in_the_kitchen/
|
1cowpc5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Commercial-Hat8687
|
top_year
|
I'm trying to be hip with the kids, so I'm making a Sprunki mod called Dintle! The yellow one named Yellirp is really aligned with kids nowadays, they have a hat and they're insane!
| 5
| 0.79
| 0
| 1,733,040,334
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1h3yjit/im_trying_to_be_hip_with_the_kids_so_im_making_a/
|
1h3yjit
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
TheActualBLU
|
top_year
|
Sleepy, I awoke from my delectable slumber and took a bite from a tired burger. But wait, this is a McDonald’s burger, I must be in Mac Donald’s, because, because Ronald Mac Donald kidnapsed me and I AM THE SECRET FORMULA!!!?
| 5
| 0.78
| 1
| 1,730,134,255
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1ge6y4c/sleepy_i_awoke_from_my_delectable_slumber_and/
|
1ge6y4c
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Moistrock2
|
top_year
|
Following the passing of the “Next of Kin” bill, I was given the liberty of deciding how my parents’ murderer would be executed should they ever get caught. “Put a hole in their head-,” I was abruptly cut off before the detective swiftly drew his sidearm, aimed it at my head and pulled the trigger.
| 5
| 0.86
| 1
| 1,751,868,011
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1ltmkb3/following_the_passing_of_the_next_of_kin_bill_i/
|
1ltmkb3
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
cold_winter_nights
|
new
|
"A quite curious person gifted me this tasty pastry today." A Knight said to his company at the tarvern. "When I asked him what it was, he just promised to meet again with this most bizarre word." Another bite. "'Twas 'see ya', I think."
| 5
| 0.86
| 4
| 1,748,348,736
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1kwlxiz/a_quite_curious_person_gifted_me_this_tasty/
|
1kwlxiz
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
IDoRandomStuffs
|
new
|
I was eating at okdonalds thats when i suddenly noticed there was a ko in my ok..
| 5
| 0.73
| 2
| 1,739,719,224
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1iquf48/i_was_eating_at_okdonalds/
|
1iquf48
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Patient_Panic7231
|
new
|
I was so mad at her, I remember thinking “oh my god I could smack her.” It was only after I came to on the floor that I realized that wasn’t in my head and I remembered how I ended up here in the first place.
| 5
| 0.7
| 0
| 1,737,188,661
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1i434eu/i_was_so_mad_at_her_i_remember_thinking_oh_my_god/
|
1i434eu
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
hippiepickles086
|
new
|
"Hey see this Two Sentence Thing subreddit, it is quite interesting" My friend said pointing towards his computer which made me curious and made me think that I will see something interesting and non repeptitive That is when I noticed that the subreddit is called Two Sentence Plot Twist
| 5
| 1
| 0
| 1,711,959,642
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1bsy54i/hey_see_this_two_sentence_thing_subreddit_it_is/
|
1bsy54i
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ASTROtez
|
new
|
“Today we are going to learn the abcs” said the teacher to the preschoolers. “Always Be Careful when operating heavy machinery”
| 5
| 0.78
| 1
| 1,711,758,160
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1br44v9/today_we_are_going_to_learn_the_abcs_said_the/
|
1br44v9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
soul_fungus
|
new
|
“This problem should be very simple” said Ruth Goldberg
| 5
| 1
| 0
| 1,710,734,099
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1bhhnvk/this_problem_should_be_very_simple/
|
1bhhnvk
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SoonerPlace
|
new
|
I gotted a new job in the forest being lubnerjackoff . then I seed a slenderman slendermanning people and he said "u hear for wood and lumber jacking off?" I say "yessy" he then says "I am boss and I will slender you" .
| 5
| 0.7
| 1
| 1,703,773,750
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/18sv6su/i_gotted_a_new_job_in_the_forest_being/
|
18sv6su
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
notjdr
|
new
|
I'll never bite my nails They'll remain unbitten
| 5
| 1
| 1
| 1,698,520,661
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17ikvfi/ill_never_bite_my_nails/
|
17ikvfi
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ScorpionFan447
|
new
|
I bought two mice One is a genius, the other's insane
| 5
| 0.85
| 1
| 1,698,393,211
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17hifkt/i_bought_two_mice/
|
17hifkt
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Belzabond
|
new
|
"I love living in the U.S!" The last words spoken by Gilbert Roydoy, a Cameroonian immigrant living in the U.S, before being shot to death by police.
| 5
| 0.78
| 1
| 1,698,076,258
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/17enn5v/i_love_living_in_the_us/
|
17enn5v
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Dont_Stay_Gullible
|
new
|
I chortled in wonder as the Best Buy employee handed me the vr headset with a wink, informing me with a small yet persistent gleam in his eye that it could be marvelous to get a break from everyday life in the matrix. To my horror, however, as soon as I took the headset out of his hands it started to disappear into little ones and zeros, and when I turned to look at my wife Susana and infant son Raymond it was revealed that they too were disappearing into minuscule ones and zeros, and it was at this point that I realized I was already in the matrix, in fact I had spent my whole life there.
| 5
| 0.85
| 0
| 1,691,392,827
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/15kdele/i_chortled_in_wonder_as_the_best_buy_employee/
|
15kdele
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
new
|
I got a text as I was enjoying a meal prepared by the fancy chef It was evil chef
| 5
| 0.73
| 2
| 1,689,709,515
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1538a3w/i_got_a_text_as_i_was_enjoying_a_meal_prepared_by/
|
1538a3w
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OkPassenger7535
|
new
|
I brushed my teeth The teeth are on my balls
| 5
| 0.78
| 1
| 1,689,540,920
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/151hcfs/i_brushed_my_teeth/
|
151hcfs
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
TheOnlyShyG
|
new
|
He finally got enough karma to join his favorite subreddit. But when he tried to post, he realized it was banned
| 5
| 0.85
| 1
| 1,689,102,092
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14x0618/he_finally_got_enough_karma_to_join_his_favorite/
|
14x0618
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
i let the kiddy car in my backyard but the Evil Clown and his Other Baddy Clowns came out
| 5
| 0.7
| 1
| 1,688,253,707
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14o8uu0/i_let_the_kiddy_car_in_my_backyard/
|
14o8uu0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
“I have globophobia,” I tell my friend Immediately, we spot Evil Clown holding a balloon
| 5
| 0.78
| 8
| 1,687,832,676
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14k0t37/i_have_globophobia_i_tell_my_friend/
|
14k0t37
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
“Inhale…exhale… inhale… exhale…” said the yoga guy. “Inhale…” 💀💀💀
| 5
| 0.86
| 4
| 1,687,409,567
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14ftrpm/inhaleexhale_inhale_exhale_said_the_yoga_guy/
|
14ftrpm
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
DioX26
|
new
|
I went to my appointment with Dr. Goblin He squeezed my nose and it honked…
| 5
| 0.86
| 1
| 1,687,315,636
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14ev8tz/i_went_to_my_appointment_with_dr_goblin/
|
14ev8tz
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
jojo4mvp
|
new
|
If I eated soap. I don’t eat it bc I did. No I didn’t ❤️
| 5
| 1
| 3
| 1,687,289,572
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14eknur/if_i_eated_soap_i_dont_eat_it_bc_i_did/
|
14eknur
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Able_West4675
|
new
|
I ask a man for directions, trying to find my way home The man didn’t speak, and that was when I realized it was Evil Clown’s apprentice, Menacing Mime
| 5
| 0.78
| 2
| 1,687,288,781
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14ekba8/i_ask_a_man_for_directions_trying_to_find_my_way/
|
14ekba8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
I smile as I wait for Fancy Chef to finish baking a pie for me As he walks towards me, he slams the pie in my face
| 5
| 0.78
| 1
| 1,687,283,602
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14ehzgw/i_smile_as_i_wait_for_fancy_chef_to_finish_baking/
|
14ehzgw
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
| 5
| 0.99
| 2
| 1,687,066,128
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14cbzwn/i_cant_move_breathe_speak_or_hear_and_its_so_dark/
|
14cbzwn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
yellowrod2021
|
new
|
In the end, the ugly duckling did not become a duck since it wasn't one. Instead it was a fearsome eagle, ready to get back at those wronged him.
| 5
| 0.86
| 2
| 1,686,714,439
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/148xnap/in_the_end_the_ugly_duckling_did_not_become_a/
|
148xnap
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
AlexSomething789
|
new
|
‘Hello!’ I said to the newspaper man Atleast that’s what I think the pile of flesh my dog is eating is
| 5
| 1
| 2
| 1,686,698,745
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/148so1h/hello_i_said_to_the_newspaper_man/
|
148so1h
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Somwher_
|
new
|
After entering my house, I stand there in confusion as I sense something is off… Then I realized it was a dog house and I was a dog
| 5
| 0.86
| 0
| 1,686,693,451
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/148qs3y/after_entering_my_house_i_stand_there_in/
|
148qs3y
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
I hear my guitar strum late at night at 3:00 It was stuart little
| 5
| 1
| 3
| 1,686,617,761
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1482hf5/i_hear_my_guitar_strum_late_at_night_at_300/
|
1482hf5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
Aliens have come down to Earth, planning to end humanity. Then I put on Slim Whitman.
| 5
| 0.7
| 0
| 1,685,695,444
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/13y75ly/aliens_have_come_down_to_earth_planning_to_end/
|
13y75ly
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
new
|
I looked at the giraffes at the zoo (bcuz they are cool ofc) but then we were 51 Pegasi B where there are no giraffe
| 5
| 0.86
| 3
| 1,681,412,591
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12kzqa6/i_looked_at_the_giraffes_at_the_zoo_bcuz_they_are/
|
12kzqa6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
'INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6...' But the meatworm wasn't.
| 5
| 0.73
| 7
| 1,680,460,370
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/129tqoj/insert_coin_to_continue_10_9_8_7_6/
|
129tqoj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Slashtrap
|
new
|
I drove down the in my roadster, I feared that Wonder Woman might have left her invisible jet or somethinf in the middle of the road. She didn’t, but I used it as an excuse to explain why i sideswiped a family of 4 with my motor vehicle
| 5
| 0.73
| 0
| 1,680,460,356
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/129tqga/i_drove_down_the_in_my_roadster_i_feared_that/
|
129tqga
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SweetBerries1983
|
new
|
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