how can I pull a prank on a mean bully at school?
542938
Figure out which locker is his. Buy a pair of REALLY big underwear. Buy chocolate, dirt, anything that looks like a turd. Rub it on the underwear. Put it in his locker. Spray his locker down with one of those stink blaster things. Yeah...it'll teach him a lesson or two.
84914
Don't even argue, and don't talk about other people.  Treat all people nicely, even the ones who are mean to you.\n\nFirst, treating people nicely will keep you out of trouble.  Second, it is no fun to bully someone if they won't get mad.  If you get mad, she will keep doing it.  If you don't, she will eventually feel foolish and stop, because it is not working.\n\nBottom line--be nice to everyone, even to her.  If you offer candy, offer her some.  If you play games, invite her to play.\n\nAny other solution will just lead to more trouble.  Even ignoring her won't make it go away, because she will see that it is bothering you, and you will eventually explode.
361311
I know what it's like. Always being picked at, Laughed at, and even shoved out. But I learn from them. I know it sounds crazy but it's true. anywayz, my advice to you is first you need to tell someone about it. whether it be your teacher or your parents. if the bullying doesn't stop, take matters into your own hands. i'm not saying to fight the guy (although that is an option for a much, much later use) but to sorta use your head to out smart him. If he still continues, take a stand and MAKE the school move him to another class and to keep him away from you or else you sue.\nI'm pretty sure that you'll won't have to go that far but just try and find out what's his problem and try and help him. Hey who knows maybe you'll actually become friends.\n       Good luck ;)
219792
Depending on the atmosphere and administration at your school, there's a good chance the counselor, vice principal, or principal can "do something" about the harrassment thing.  She (or one of her friends) should just tell the truth, and shouldn't be afraid to go back to the counselor or principal if it continues.  Nobody should have to put up with that.\n\nFrom the perspective of the person being picked on, if this person shows they are hurt or can't face the people picking on her, the jerks will keep being jerks.  But if she can turn straight to them, look them square in the eye, and calmly say "go pick on somebody else", and then calmly walk away - it should help.\n\nAs for talking to her... that's easy.  She should be just like talking to anyone else.  I'll guarantee she just wants to have a normal conversation with a normal person.  The guy just says hi, and talks about whatever he wants to.  Just like getting to know anybody else, the first conversation doesn't have to be any more than a couple seconds.
295735
I myself had these situation before.Here what I did \n1.I ask my child who is the Bully?ASK Your kid every detail\nand write it down.\n2. Contact the teacher and Principal and communicate with both at the same time.\n3.Talk to other parents and see how many time this boy or girl attack other children.\n4.I went to the Principal and file a paper with her or him.\n5.Give the Principal a chance to act.Then if not go to the school District and tell the superintendent and see if he or she wants to stop.If not Call the attorney and One PAPER FROM THE LAWYER WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE.\nMAKE SURE YOU TEACH YOU CHILD ABOUT BULLY.\n6.ADVOCATE EVERYONE IN YOUR CHILD CLASSROOM ABOUT BULLY KID.MAKE SURE YOU CAN VISIT YOUR CHILD OFTEN ESPECILLY BREAK TIME AND LUNCH HOUR.
1176945
if you work in the cube farm go to Dilbert.com. 1st and most important nothing at most jobs is so important that it can't be put on hold for a good prank. I suggest Telefoam. you need to find a coworkers phone that you can see. place scotch tape over the ear holes and the button that hangs up the head set. next place a bit of shaving cream or hand lotion on the ear piece when you victim comes by call the number and act innocent. 2nd keep pictures around you of things that help you maintain sanity. \n\ngood luck
138110
You should report this person and make sure they're expelled...make a stand and show that you're not afraid...but try not to get into a fight if you can help it
1032564
You would need a support network. Tell as many people as you can that someone is bullying you and you need help.  Name the bully.  If you are a kid tell as many adults as possible. ONe adult may do nothing.  Name the bully.  A bully is generally a coward and will be afraid of a group of people that confront him or her and tell them in no uncertain terms that they will not be tolerated.  Don't go anywhere alone and make a friend that doesn';t take crap and is larger and stronger than the bully.  Take a digital camara photo of the person or persons ...like a mug shot and hang it up all over school or work and it should say on it ...Danger if you see this Bully ..Do not approach.  Or wanted Bully...Do not approach Danerous bully.  If a bully is know to the community and suffers public humiliation then they have too many witnesses to carry on with their sadistic ritual of bullying other , weaker individuals who have done nothing wrong, and don't deserve this kind of treatment and it has been proven that the individual that is being bullied is usually a more intelligent or in some way superior individual. Arm yourself with knowledge. There is an infinite amount of literature in the library on the psychology of bullying. Know your adversary.  Take martial arts .  Be very very confident and don't let your weakness show externally but be brave.  When you talk to the bully talk in a loud firm confident voice and show no fear.  Remember a bully is the ultimate coward.  Good luck
1091701
Firstly, I don't recommend that you get into a fight unless you are confident of your ability to defend yourself, but there is one common characteristic about bullies: They're usually cowards and travel in numbers and if you stand up to them (don't complain, act confidently), they often back off.\n\n- However, you should learn a few DEFENSIVE moves - either in a martial arts or self-defence class. Learn how to ward off a punch or kick.\n\n- Try to choose where you are going to be bullied and make it a public place where some teacher / principal is going to see it.\n\n- If you think they carry weapons, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT do anything that may escalate the bullying to severe violence. You're better off running away and avoiding the situation if that's going to happen. You could report them to the cops if you know they have weapons and get them evicted from school.\n\n- Bullies are usually very insecure about themselves and if you can get one of them alone, you may be able to talk him down and come to terms with him.\n\nGood luck and be careful.
783876
At all times keep a third person involved and informed. Keep a running record, like a diary, of time, place, what happened and show Principal each day if you must. Stay safe. Never speak to the creepy guy directly or alone. Do not make eye contact. If Principal does not keep you safe or listen to you, tell your parents or a school counselor or a favorite teacher. They should tell him privately that looks, words, contact is, starting now, illegal and a rule breaker where he is concerned. Do not be bullied and do not, under any circumstances talk to or look at this person. Do not send double messages  like "stay away" but then smiling at him because you feel sorry for him or because you have felt safe for a minute. Send only one message to him via your actions and that is, stay away, you do not exist, I will tell on you everytime, if you can't take "no" for an answer it is because you are not thinking about me but only thinking about yourself and you are glaring at me because I said "no" to you and you think everyone should say yes to you. Normal people can take no for an answer and normal people report abuse every time. Normal people say "no"..."no, leave me alone" etc. Keep being real, keep telling, keep listening to yourself. Tell everyone. They will observe too that he has creepy behavior. Again, never speak to this person. It would be a double message, a mixed message of leave me alone and yet I still talk to you. No. Do not speak to him ever. He will take that little courtesy and think that you like him or that he can control you. Keep being yourself. You know what to do. Tell and stay away from him. Do not be polite. he will use your politeness against you. Do not be flattered by his attention. Something is wrong with him. Stay away.
830648
School discipline is so tightly controlled that not do homework is a major infraction. Bullies stand no chance. All your friend needs to do is to report any bullying taunting behavior. Ask his parents to see the principal.  Btw, i believe learning to handle bullies is part of growing up process. Singapore is producing too many wimps.
871225
Be up front and serious with him.  Tell him if he doesn't knock it off you will never be his friend again.  Do it in private, don't make it a shouting match.  If he doesn't take you seriously, start doing to him what he is doing to you.  Start acting like he likes the ugliest slut in the school and embarrass him really bad about it.  He will get the point.
407253
It does sound like drugs.  Can't you get him to a better school?  Do something about the bullying : see the headmaster and if possible get a big man to kick some @rse.
478470
Ask the principle if he or she arrange a meeting with the bullies parents. Have your child, the bullies, and the all adults present to discuss the situation. I had to do this for my son. With the principle being there, he or she can affirm not to bully your child, force the bullies parents to tell their children not to bully your son, and if some one disagrees, the principle will enforce the rules and can warn the bullies and the parents what will happen if it continues.You should have the principle talk to your child's teachers and monitors to be on the lookout for your child too. Also, build up your child's self esteem and tell him the opposite of what the bullies are telling him. Kids really listen to the messages parents give them. Good luck.
1009888
Oh no, its not even close to what you're saying. Here's a few things you should know:\n\n1. There is no such thing as a bully. No one will beat you for your lunch money or anything like that. You might, however have enemies. But that's okay. If you hear someone takl bad about you, just brush it off. If you don't give them attention then they will just stop. I did this with a girl I didn't even know who hated me, and she eventually shut up since I wasn't reacting. he best thign to do is not to care, because if you do then it will cause drama.\n\n2. Friends are extremely important in middle school. Keep the ones you already have but make news ones as well. Make sure to treat everyone with respect. And also watch out for leeches, people who just like you because they mooch off you for money and homework. Help people out if they need a lend, but make sure they pay you back. If they don't stop lending. And let people see your homework, but make sure that if they take they give a little too and help you in a tight spot.\n\n3. Homework may be a little heavier than before, but don't sweat it. Usually it helps to pay attention in class, that way you don't have to study so hard or cram for tests. And make sure to know your classes well and make yuor schedule fit the classes that need the most work and the classes that are easy. Remember: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES think you can do all your homework before nine when you start at eight. Unless your homework is nothing, then it will take you longer. Also, if you have a light workload and have a project due in awhile make time for that so you won't do an entire project in one night. Those tend to be really bad.\n\nJust be smart and keep your friends. If you're having a tough week make some time for a nap or relaxing. It will help out a lot. The best thing to do is have one long bubble bath every week along with the usual showers. \n\nIt may seem complicated now, but don't sweat the small stuff. It comes naturally after a month or two.
156642
prank them. i know but if its your last resort go for it. let a couple of rats loose and you'll see results believe me.
240486
Try http://bullypolice.org. You may find some answers there!