What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done at work?
545538
Got my period two weeks early when I was wearing white pants.
518309
This actually happened to me the other day. I had just finished wiping my arse with the shower curtain, when I considered just how inappropriate thet was. Thankfully there were several toothbrushes in a cup by the sink. These helped clean up the mess and spare my blushes. No harm Done eh? Thank God!
655899
This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
1046484
I am so dumb, one time I accidentally threw a pair of whitey tighties in the wash with some red shirts and towels! Ha Ha!  Now I have some pink panties! Can you believe it, a full grown man wearing pink panties! Ha Ha, maybe I should put n some mascarra behind my glasses so I can see wha Im doing!!!  How embarrrasing,  ha ha.  I had to promise myself that I would never wear them unless I had no clean undies, or I was going to a Cher or Frank Yanni concert.
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
237842
Accidently burned down my garage once. That was pretty Embarrasing.
200913
My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.
193550
One time I worked at a small grocery business, and all the employees called in sick early that morning!!It was funny!!
737429
OH god!Its too embarrassing for words,but heck!No one knows my real name here!\nI was the only girl playing with a few guys in school.I slipped on the grass and another guy slipped and another guy slipped and unfortunately,both of these guys landed on me!ouch !the pain and the embarrassment!Everybody started staring and stuff!It was really embarrassing!
14961
the most embarassing thing that happened to me was the day my mom walked in on my ex-boyfriend an i having sex.we kept right on doing what we were doing, because it was too late to stop, she had already walked in.
340484
worst and most embarrassing are not necessarily the same incident........
136211
The worst job I ever had was working in a chemical plant making worm killer for international agricultural use!  The stuff looked like runny peanut butter, smelled horrible & ruined six pairs of work boots in six months!  Needless to say, I got out of there at the first available opportunity!
582287
I am at work, at my computer, trying desperately not to laugh out loud.  I just failed.  Help me.  THAT was funny!
351194
It has happened to me today at work :)\n\nI was ill-speaking of someone, when I found him at my back listening to every SINGLE word of what I said.\n\nOMG, this has been so embarrasing and I looked red like a tomato :)
227343
I never have but one time at work there were several of us in the bathroom washing our hands to get ready for lunch - this guy had decided to take a nap on the toilet - he fell and knocked the door open and landed in the floor on his face with his pants around his ankles. Was pretty funny to all of us except the boss who happened to be washing his hands at the time.
242322
I was working as a orderly (in a hospital) Unfortunatly, one of our patient died so I brought a stretcher to put the "body" on it.  After we put a blanket over the body.  But I was one of the new guy around so a bunch of coworkers hide the stretcher, with the body on it, and made a switch with an other one (exactly the same model of stretcher) and someone hide under the blanket.  While the switch was done, I was going to the nursing office to get the chart ant other paper.  So when I was back to bring the body to the mortuary (not sure of the translation, you know what I mean, a giant frig where we can put bodies in) my hidden coworker just stand under the blanket and scream really loud.  I was so afraid and embarass.  But it was funny...
1004542
ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!