2 Blonde Riddles (I didn't write these)?
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1. Artificial Intelligence\n\n2. You keep hearing about them but never se any!
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person1:my dog has no nose.\n\nperson2:how does it smell?\n\nperson1:bad.
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why does the blonde climb to the glass wall??\nto see whats in the other side....\nhow do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye???\nshine a flashlight in her ear..\nQ. Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman, compared to a brunette snowman? \nA. You have to hollow out the head! \n\nQ: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? \nA: "Are you sure it's mine?" \n\nQ: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb? \nA: You can unscrew a lightbulb. \nQ: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? \nA: They're both empty from the neck up. \n\nQ. How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax? \nA. There's a stamp in the corner of the fax! \n\nQ. Why won't pharmacists hire blondes as secrataries? \nA. They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter! \n\nQ. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? \nA. Tell her a joke on Tuesday! \n\nQ. What did a blonde get on her SAT test? \nA. Nail Polish \n\nQ. What do you call a blonde who lives in Alaska? \nA. A Frosted Flake. \nTwo dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them. \n\nTwo dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."\nhope you laugh a lot....plz give me those 10 points....i need them
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1. Wie alt ist Sarah?\n2. Wie alt ist Tim?\n3. Ist Sarah verheiratet?\n4. Ist Tim verheiratet?\n5. Sind Sarah und Tim verheiratet?\n6. Jim doesn't live in Paris?\n7. How do you write this?
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?\nA: The blonde works in the dark!\n\nQ: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?\nA: The joystick is wet.\n\nQ: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?\nA: Her ankles.\n\nQ: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?\nA: "Have another beer."\n\nQ: What do Blondes say after sex?\nA1: Thanks Guys.\nA2: Are you boys all in the same band?\nA3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?\n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?\nA: Shine a flashlight in their ear.\n\nQ: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?\nA: The more you bang it the looser it gets.\n\n Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?\nA: They're both empty from the neck up.\n\nQ: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?\nA: They both wriggle when you eat them.\n\nQ: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?\nA: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.\n\nQ: How do you get a blond out of a tree?\nA: Wave\n\nQ: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?\nA: They both have black roots.\n\nQ: What does a blonde owl say?\nA: What, what?\n\nQ: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?\nA: A brain tumor.\n\nQ: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?\nA: Two brunettes.\n\nQ: What's the Blonde's cheer?\nA: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."\n\nQ: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?\nA: To see what was on the other side.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?\nA: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?\nA: She realized she gave her last blowjob.\n\nQ: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?\nA: Because that's what they train for all their lives.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?\nA: So her male would get delivered to the right box.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?\nA: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".\n\nQ: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?\nA: In case she locks the keys in her car.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?\nA: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.\n\nQ: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?\nA: So she could lip read.\n\nQ: Why did God create blondes?\nA: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.\nQ: Why did God create brunettes?\nA: Neither could the blondes.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?\nA: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?\nA: To turn the blinker off.\n\n Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?\nA: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.\n\nQ: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?\nA: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?\nA: Because it kept falling out.\n\nQ: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?\nA: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.\n\nQ: How do you confuse a blonde?\nA: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.\nQ: Why does it work?\nA: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"\n\nQ: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?\nA: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!\n\nQ: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?\nA: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).\n\nQ: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?\nA: A blond doing cartwheels.\n\nQ: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?\nA: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.\n\nQ: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?\nA: She missed the Earth!\n\nQ: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pr
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. \n"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. \n"Help us, help us!" yells the other. \n"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. \n"Good idea," said the other. \n"Together, together!"
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1: x<12\n2: x>257\n3: x>42\n4: x>84\n5: x>25\n6: x>179\n7: x<8\n8: x>577\n9: x<113
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2 questions but 3 question marks
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Why did the brunette buy 600 yellow sharpies?\n...\nShe was jealous of the blonde! Hahahaha!\n\nWhat's dumb, brown, and red all over?\n...\nThe brunette that tried to bleach her hair in the sun! Yarharhar!
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Seems like a pretty interesting riddle. I am so sorry that it didn't get the response it deserved. I think you should have placed it in the "Jokes and Riddles" sub-category under the category "Entertainment & Music". It would have garnered an immense response there.\n\nAnyways, let me try here-\n4 is golden,eh? I think here 4 somehow refers to "silence"\nNow, 5 is silence. Ummm.... what should be 5? I give up.\n\nGood Riddle. Try posting it in the "Jokes & Riddles" category.
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Funny! :)\nI got it right away, Raveman you must be more of a blonde than I am!
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electirc train can't blow smoke\nDes-my name\n\nQuestion: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?\nAnswer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. \n\n"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, \n\n"Where did you get that?"\nThe pig replied, \n"I won her in a raffle!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.\n\nThinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.\n\nShe showed him the instructions on the tin, \n\n"For best results, put on two coats".\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.\nFirst Blonde: \n\n"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!\nSecond Blonde: \nWell you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.\n\n\nThe first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, \n\n"I think they could be bird tracks."\n\nThe second blonde went to look and said, \n\n"No, I think these are deer tracks."\n\nThey stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,\n\n\n"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, \n\n"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.\n\nSure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, \n\n"I can't take this, you're my friend."\nBut the blonde insisted saying, \n"No. A bet's a bet."\n\nThen the redhead said \n\n"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."\n\nThe blonde replied \n\n"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.\n\nWhen she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in
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First one: d= - 1\n\nEDIT: the rest I'm too lazy to do. Do your own homework! =D
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1st one: That is one of the most unintelligent quotes I have ever heard. Who ever would do that is purely ill.\n\n2nd one: I could live with that we will fight but do not expect me to go down easy.
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1.D\n2.B\n3.B\n4.A\nright?
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NO\nthats the answer..... it doesn't say "What am I?" it says "Can you guess the riddle?" so the answer is "No"....
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.\nThe driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"\nIrritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"\nThe blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.\nThe blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."