Is god laughing at you today?
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yes GOD HATE SUS\n\nA man goes to the Super Bowl but his tickets are for the upper tier. He spots an open seat on the 50-yard line and grabs it. \n\nThe guy sitting next to him says, “Actually, this seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.” \n\n“I’m sorry to hear that,” says the first man. “Couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” \n\n“Nope,” replies the second guy. “Everyone’s at the funeral.”
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No I can't say that i've known myself to laugh with God.But I know he's answered my prayers when i've been down in the pits.For example over here when we sign up for a home there's hundreds on the waiting list.At the time I was living with relatives and I was nearly due to have my baby and I just prayed nearly all week.The following week I get a phone call and i'm told they have got me a house,but the area they gave me i knew well and it was a bad street,teenagers doing drugs and picking on little kids that went to the shop etc,so i turned it down.My family and friends said i blew it and i'll probably stay at the bottom of the list.But i asked God that i didn't want to be pushed into a place that was unsafe for my children,next day o got another phone call and i am now in a good area for my children,nearby to schools and shops.God has done more for me but then that would take up a page lol.I moved into my home,early the next morning I had my baby,so i had my brand new baby and brought her back to her brand new home.I held on to faith even though at times it looked grim.
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funny you are,master yoda does think.\nGod may bless you,he must.\ndumb i was being but funny i wanted to be.make you laugh i did?
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God has to have a sense of humor .  Just look at the ...
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Laugh out loud\nSave our souls
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Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fu ck in' a off! He's a tight-as ! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
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Thanks for the laugh. \n\n\n\n--- LeeeN
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ha ha ha ha ha ha he he ha ha ha....oh my gosh i cant stop laughing!\n\nthank you for the great question, i needed a good laugh
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hahahaa\nps:this means i  laughed very hard
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T'was during the service of the Evil Stepmother (for real) when the priest asked everyone to pray so that her soul may ascend to heaven. At that moment lightning struck twice. I almost burst out laughing out loud! Now I believe there is a God!\n\n2nd time, it was a fieldmouse desperate to get out of the hole, jumping up n down on the casket.
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My Heavenly father gets a good laugh out of me every day. like any Parent he gets pleasure from our learning experiences. like watching a Toddler try to walk, or pronouncing a word wrong , yes he is very loving and light hearted and not at all religious , I know Him Personally.
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Sad. The God I know is all about the love, baby. \nHave a great day!
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Are you having a laugh, I think you need to see a Doctor.
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My preacher farted really loud during his sermon, there was a huge roar of laughter from everyone in the congregation and his face turned BRIGHT RED, hilarious! just priceless!
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Get a grip dude.  I am real and I am here and will be here until I am not here.  God is in the eye of the beholder so save your sermon for the religion section okay.  Have a blessed day....whatever THAT means.  Peace out!
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Dude, that was awesome. Thanks for the laugh!!!! If that "pastor" had a church and you came and did not convert, he would "bust a cap in your ass for the lord!! beeatch"
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I really laughed my head off when I read this...heheheheh.your so cute..I guess it is better than being out from somewhere else..yukkk can't even imagine.\none of God's prove miracles is that he made everything in this world in order.