What would your three wishes be if Mr Genie comes out of the maigcal lamp?
539164
wisdom, health and happiness for my family and i
678275
I'd be on that kids show Fairly Oddparents. I'd get to have fairies!
1179507
That's a very good question. I'd say Stephen, because he'd think up some clever way to make his wheelchair defy gravity or some shit like that.
709992
I would let him try to give me my three wishes. If he started leaving I would tackle his A$$ so fast....then eat his goods :)
86593
A lamp. I feel "enlightened" by much that I have learned. Perhaps if the lamp is turned on (not that way ....for shame!) it could provide illumination to those who can not see in the darkness. Yeah...I wanna be a lamp. :)
1071964
I would win for the wierdest place...\n\nIt's still bragging rights!!\n\nOn a skylight at a mall over the food court during business hours..\n\nHa!  (With my ex-wife)
268535
would wish for more wishes like to wish !! seriously!!!!!
864056
As the cowboy said when the  horse he was riding \nalmost stepped on the magic snake, ( who in reality was a genie). The snake granted him one wish for not killing him. The cowboy said " I want to be hung like this here horse i'm a riding". afterward he realized he was riding the mare that day.
697833
It would be like Einstein desiring an amoeba to worship him. It’s just plain funny.\n\nAnd he is a she take it to the bank.
1106365
Undercover Traffic Cop.\n\nSince we are fantasizing, instead of giving the a-holes tickets, I would have the power to immediately impound their cars and suspend their driving privileges.\n\nI would drive around in a Kermit-the-Frog Green Gremlin and catch everybody who is the recipient of the finger from other drivers.
1137690
Lol! Interesting wish, if I do say so.\n\nI don't know....I suppose I've always wanted to have the ability of teleportation? That would be so awesome. Muahaha :) That's my wish!
155600
put him in is room close the door tuck him in read him a story and hopefully lights will b out 4 him
738571
I wish you could get your wish.
206601
1. to go back in time\n2. 8 million dollars\n3. 1,000 more wishes
713467
Why is everyone only limiting me to 3 wishes damn it! When will there be a woman who will offer me infinity list of wishes..LOL  I will grant a few of hers too...LMAO
772960
i am getting ready to go hang out with good ol Dave. he will pamper me, coo over me, hold my hand, maybe cook me some more of them there brussels sprouts!\n\nwhat a guy...our Dave.
1167574
Another guy, who met this same genie, walks into the bar.  Riding on his shoulders is a guy who is only about a foot tall.  The first thing the little guy does is make fun of the guy with the small head.  Then he insults all the other patrons.  Then he orders a  beer from the bartender, shouting, "C'mon, Moron!  Does it take you all day to sling a simple glass of suds?  What an idiot."  \n\nWell, the little guy, even after he gets his beer, continues to mutter abuse and profanities under his breath.  Meanwhile, the guy whose shoulder the little guy is sitting on starts taking with and comparing notes with the man with the small head.  After Tiny Head tells his story, he asks the other guy what he had wished for.\n\n"Me?" He points to the one foot tall guy on his shoulder who is still muttering rude remarks, "I told the genie I wanted a twelve inch prick."