Need help!! we're new to this?
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just stop before you have a kid
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You need a human friend to help you figure it out together. I'm not trying to be a smart jerk. Just being helpful. don't resolve a computer problem with another computer. It's just crazy these days, isn't it?
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We need more information to be able to help you.  The meaning of your question is not clear.
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Help whom??? and where?? and How?? and .....and.... and...
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I think this may be of help  .. see link below...\n\n*** added a 2nd link as well***
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You're obviously not new so you must have another reason for asking. But I'd say internet security is priority. Teach them about Nortons or whatever they have. Especially the anti-virus program. Download ccleaner for them. Download Adaware for them. Show them how they work. Teach them to never click on links from people or sites they don't know. My dad was a "newbie" two years ago and had his paypal account hacked. Tell them to neverrrr give out any info. That's a good start.
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no, sorry, this sounds like a real mess.  maybe scrap it all and start again
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show her, tell her, draw a diagram. If she still isnt doing it right...well, your call. At least try to help her first.
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WOW  what is this.. this is terrible. open up loosen up . you'll be ok . every one has to have fun try new things explore you might enjoy it.
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need more information
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sit back , smile, We are glad you are joining us. surf the internet. Look up some of your interests! Have fun!
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this sounds confusing???
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How to use this computer.  My hubby thinks I am totally ignorant about it.  But I'm not!
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read more..def. helps!!
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save youself some time and worry. HERE I AM!!!don't fret about finding the balance between obedience and cost, i'll teach you all you need to know. you will worship me. btw, i'm not cheap, but i have a line gathering, so hurry up!! MOVE!!
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can you give a little more detail??? "hopefully" then we can help.
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Don't just run out and screw for the sake of it!\nMake it special then you will have something that the rest of us didn't have - a good first time