do you have a funny story about yourself or someone you know?
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I couldn't get a friend to leave the house, so one night, I told him I'd smash a window at a nearby govt building, if he'd come with. He scaled a fence to get me a cinder block and we picked out the perfect window... A glass door!\nWhile we were crouched down behind a wall, he said, "wipe it off, so they don't get your finger prints!"\nNeedless to say, I was like, dude, first off, they're not gonna brush for finger prints because I broke a window. Secondly, it's a friggin cinder block, they aren't going to get fingerprints off a ruff ass surface like this.... So yeah, he ran across the street, I turned my hoody in-side out, so the camera wouldn't see the logo and *crash!* I smashed the fucker and took off running! Freaking out, with an extremely high heart rate, I ran in the wrong direction, a way from his house for about a half a mile, before I realized what a dumb ass I was. So yeah, I smashed a window so he'd leave the house for a whole ten minutes.
605219
hihi...funny thing...but r u crazy?
1038208
I love talking to people I dont know because they look all wierid at me and its just so fu*cking funny. Call me crazy but hey atleast Im getting some good laughs out of life. :)
1170820
i have a friend who is a spit of him although not as famous. Shall i introduce him to you?
1025277
Say a good funny memory about the person - something that people can laugh or go "aww" without embarassing your friend. Something unique (could be incident or personality) that you think others want to know about your friend.
1056439
LOL.  You are funny...
1117807
Probably. Tell us about yourself.
764124
oh yeah, you're funny
975154
LOL - I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!\nHave you ever been called a name because you asked a ridiculous question - that was MEANT to be ridiculous - and people just didn't "get it"?  Happens all the time to me.  Lighten up.  Take some time to go live a life and do this (answer questions) for FUN!\nI had some people in mind when I wrote this...
643825
I always laugh at my own jokes...if I didn't, who else would?
223667
LOL.... that's hilarious. Yes I believe all the stories about you!!! geeze I thought you were a myth...
1121032
well my name is Amanda some call me hug n kissle but my brothers have made jokes since my childhood about me being A man da! even though i am 100 percent woman I share this joke any time someone insists on repeating my name after i have already told them normally so that my smart a__ sarcasm jumping in
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I was in a bad mood one day and a total stranger asked me where a store was. I snapped and said, "If it was up your @ss you'd know." I was so embarrassed and I felt so bad. He looked at me and said, "I sure would...it is a 6 story building." I apologized and we laughed it off. We are best friends now because we both have a good sense of humor.
40427
I like to be silly, I am a joker I dont like to tell to many things about my private life unless I have known a person a long long time
912642
my best mate walked out of the registry office to the sound of an instrumental version of "there may be trouble a-head".\n\nWorked great because various people got the joke at differnet times.
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Laugh.  I've done that sometimes.
983161
that's funny i will share that one with my friends!!!