~This is a real serious question please help~?
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Ok calm yourself I have an idea call the parole officer and ask her if your brother could prove that he was at work at the time that he was suppose to contact her would it help him not to go to jail in other words call his employer after speaking with the parole officer and ask would they be willing to vouch for your brother's presence at work at the time your brother was to contact parole officer this might help and tell your brother to tell her that he tried to contact her but he could not get through he probably called her but did not leave a message on answering machine which could have helped the matter but you and your family should call the parole officer first before he turn himself in and talk with her and see how that goes sometimes a caring family can help the matter she might see his support system and give him another chance try it any or all family members speak out! This might help ask her could you all have a meeting with her mom dad sister family members friends anyone and everybody that cares she might be impress and it might motivate her to help instead of hurt your brother chances of not going to jail she is the key to him not going to jail so you must talk to her. Ask her what can your family do to prove that he did call but did not leave a message would proving that he was at work at the time will that help. God Bless your brother and family!
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i doubt you are looking for a serious answer.....go see your doctor. don't try to self diagnos
555100
I'm sorry, I really CANNNOT understand what you have wrote. I'm not being mean or anything, but you should  have thought out your question before you asked it. Maybe you could go back and clarify it a little better?
1148119
Its hard to understand ur question , please add  some more detail ..
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Dear As,\nYour pertinent question and urgent curiosity has unfortunately, been buried under more legitimate concerns. If you don't get an answer within 24 hours, it is best to delete your query and ask again.\nAs, I would like to take this opportunity to express my personal opinion. You have been foolish, As. Very, very foolish. Anyone can see that the purpose of Yahoo! Answers is to serve as a modern chatroom. More and more, Java programming is becoming less and less supported, there is no other method of bringing people together in a social environment than to create PHP scripts where the "thinking" can be done on the server rather than on your machine. With that in mind, As, you should interrogate the shallow-minded participants of Yahoo! Answers with matters that appeal to their common denominator. Questions such as, "How long is the normal tally whacker?" or, "My boyfriend says I should dump my hubby, what you think?"..., would get you a substantial number of replies.\nGive up your pursuit of truth and petty wonders, As. Quit asking bland, colorless questions. Are you naive? No person who is capable of giving you the answer you hoped for can last while reading though a heap of puddings, pies and pastry. I'm only doing you a favor, As, by giving you a proper admonishment you can now begin to formulate an apology. When you are ready, send your atonement to http://surveys.yahoo.com/user_ad_feedback \nAnd As, if you insist upon asking serious questions, remember that a few good jolts from a peace officer's tazor should bring you around to your senses. Please, check your spelling and throw some slang into the mix so you don't offend any of the egos lurking, waiting to pounce on you with crass, thoughtless one-liners.\n\nThank you As, and have a great day!\n-Cody
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I think you need to see a Physician, you, I and the rest of the world can speculate about it all day long but is not going to take anywhere but to despair lane.\n\nit might not be anythings serious but is always better to be safe than sorry, don't you agree dear?\n\nGodspeed
461898
Why would you want such a thing? If you want to do this, please don't! Get some professional help so you can start living life to the fullest! Nothing is worth killing yourself over. God loves and I do to. You are my neighbor.
227501
OMG - is this meant to be a dirty question or a serious one???
499826
LOL\n\nis this a serious question?\n\nLOL
471136
Trust me, asking this question already makes you look like an idiot, so please stop now. And ask somebody in the real world how.
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I don't believe this is a serious question but I'll offer a suggestion -- Leave the room!\n\nIncidentally, I've seen the other questions you've asked.  Why do you waste our time??
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you should see a doctor, this may be a sign of something serious
309508
ask a real question (so many are just garbage questions here)\nand you can get real answers
1089568
ask a real question..
439010
Dang girl...\nYou gotta come on line and get an answer coz u have no faith in ur conscience.
673960
Please visit:\nhttp://www.askmehelpdesk.com/advice/t-17336.html
612383
Ok I've said this before to others and I'll say it again. The best way to find out is to just ask. Start out by just jokingly playing around or something. But then if he plays back with you then it's serious.