I need to be seriously deprogrammed, taken back to the beginning.  Any suggestions?
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starcameo,\n\nI am very surprised and pleased that you have admitted your struggle in such a public forum. The fact that you are open minded in your search for truth is great.\n\nI am hesitant to offer advice because if you conduct a legitimate search for truth, you will find it. I searched for truth myself. Since I found the truth, I have confined my search for truth to the Bible and to God Himself. After all, it doesn’t make sense to search in all the other places any more because I have already found the truth.\n\nThis is the only advice that I will give you. Find a place where you can be alone and ask God out loud if He is real to reveal Himself to you. Then wait. It could be immediate – it could be a while, but God wants to know you much more than you want to know Him. He may send people across your path, or He may approach you in some supernatural way, but He will reach out to you if you ask Him to. If you are really desperate to find God, just go ahead and ask Jesus to save you.\n\nPlease contact me when God reveals Himself to you, and let me know how He did it. At that point, if you like, I can tell you the best ways to renew your mind.\n\nGod bless.
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Claiming to start over. It doesn't work.
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Just sit back a moment...maybe even get up for a few minutes and come back. I think your brain should be rejuvenated now. Come back and focus on the thing you need to get memorized. Say it out loud works for me, along with writing and trying to write from memory. If it's not important to get word for word down, write out what's important.\n\nIt's also helpful to break things down in paragraphs, one point at a time. When one is memorized, move on to the next, and review.
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nope i need a 12 step program to get off yahoo answers\nim obsessed with getting to different levels
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Put your system restore disk in and run it.  that will wipe out everything and start you back to square one.
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*shudder*\nI'm really trying to forget. I mean, what was wrong with me back then?
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get a computor specailist in, and don't put any deatails on the computor. Infact turn it off! NOW.... Huh hum NOW! Are you listening to me NOW! Fine I wont help you then! Ha I know I'm loony, NOW
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dress up your pets, eat strange combinations of food, write silly things on your body, shave your eyebrows off (they'll grow back before the vacation is over......trust me), try to find out if the refridgerator light really does go out when you shut the door, contemplate your navel (or any other body part), spend the entire vacation naked, see how long you can hold your breath (time it and keep track every day), give each of the hairs on on your head a name write them down and memorize them, write an opera and perform it with shadow puppets, turn the TV on but turn the sound off now say out loud what you think they are saying, ball with the bomb and bang the dang diggy diggy, take lots of cold showers, twiddle your thumbs, make faces at yourself in the mirror, do the hippy hippy shake, send letters to yourself asking lots of questions then answer them, relaaaaax.......
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If you can't seem to get back in control, try calling the distress centre. They are located in the Emergency section of your phone book. The individuals who answer your call know what you are going through and are great at giving you any local referrals you may need, or they are available just to listen. Don't be too hard on yourself, as this WILL pass. Good luck and God Bless.
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Are these memories bad enough to make you willing to try some visualization techniques?\n\nIf they are, here's a description of what I've done personally and with some other people to help with bad memories.\n\nIt is key to remember that we don't want to forget them completely. Total forgetting might let us repeat whatever caused the first bad memory and keep us from learning how to deal these situations. \n\nWe just want to get to the point where we are not feeling these memories all over again like they're brand new and we don't want to spend all our time thinking about not thinking about them.\n\nThe nice thing about these techniques is that even if they don't help, they do no harm, so we don't have to be afraid of trying them. The techniques do not have the side effects of drugs or alcohol.\n\nFirst, mentally lay out the memories you dislike and would like to give less attention to. Treat them like clothes that you would lay out on the bed before putting them away.\n\nTake one memory. Look at it as if it were something you were watching on television.\n\nReach out. Just like your real TV, reach out and turn down the volume. Take the color knob and turn it down until the memory fades to black and white. Now move to the other knob, the one for brightness and contrast. Turn down the brightness and contrast until you can barely see it. Play with it. Up, down, up, down. \n\nNow, leaving the memory black and white and just barely visible, reach out and pick it up and place it behind you, out of sight. It's still there. You can bring it out any time you want to, but you've physically moved it so that it is not blocking your ability to see other things.\n\nDo that for each memory that disturbs you. Make the physical movements. That will help give you "muscle memory" of what you've done, what you've changed, not just "mind memory."\n\nFor good memories, do the same thing only turn UP the volume, the color, the brightness and contrast. Place them to your side where you can easily see them out of the corner of your eye whenever you want to.\n\nThey're YOUR memories and you'd be less than a whole person if you lost them. You just want to pack them away in their right place. Whatever you place in front of you will be seen better than anything else. Whatever you place behind you will only be seen when you pull it out to take a look. You're in control instead of being controlled by.\n\nThis has helped me with memories of death, embarrassment, loss. I've passed it on to others before, physically guiding and encouraging them to make the motions, and they've reported that it has helped them. Try it right now, and tell us what happens.
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sounds like you have PC Alzheimers    reformat the hard drive and  start over.   C:/format   from the  command prompt
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I think you should get a frontal lobotomy and start over again.  After you have recovered fully, take spelling lessons.  Then you will be good to go.
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Mind control.  Try hypnosis, old nasty guys have been using it forever.
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no, sorry, this sounds like a real mess.  maybe scrap it all and start again
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RENT the old movie "OF HUMAN BONDAGE"...watch it SOBER of mind and body. There was a remake, but rent the one with KIM NOVACK.\n\nIt might get you some real INSIGHTS as to your behavior.
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Ask a family friend or relative to watch your kids over night. (or even hire someone!)\n\nTake a long hot bath. Light candles, use your favorite bubble bath, listen to soft music, and even read a book in the tub if you wish.\nThen get 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep! You'll be amazed at how revitalized you are.\n\nDo this periodically. You'll restore your sanity, I promise!
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if i can ill go back 2 the 90s and change a lot of mistakes i did