what's the funniest thing you have seen or hurd on on the golf course?
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i guy got sacked when this other guy went to hit the ball. ohh yea that was me
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Try \n\nhttp://www.golfgalaxy.com
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Its a nice golf course.
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18 holes on a golf course
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why is your question in the golf category?...did you murder someone with a golf club?
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Asked and answered a zillion times previously:\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AlyceLVF1Z0Z0kyra7w9MWLzy6IX?p=dimples+golf
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It was a cool breezy day here in the heart of KY at our local public course nemed Pine Valley.  I had been stuggling all day long so i wasn't even expecting much when I came to the tee.  But here it was, the short 305 yard par 4.  This hole has a lake all down the left and woods all down the right so a drive down the center was a must. I had been keeping the face open all day long with driver hitting it right of target not slicing but a little fade so I compensated a little and let it rip.  From the tee it looked like I hit about 20 yards in front of the green.  We get down to the green and I'm looking for my ball while my buddy is hitting his 2nd shot.  I was just about to throw one down and take a drop when he says HOLY SHYT!!  I looked up and he was pointing in the hole.  NO WAY!!  I didn't hole a par 4??!!??  Sure enough I walked up to the hole and it was MY ball.  Couldn't believe it.  I've never aced a par 3 but lucked one in from 305 on a par 4.  I give all my buddies hell about it but its all in fun.
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Pro Shop at a golf course.
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What does this have to do with Golf?
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Err why not made up, i am a good story teller. fine. you want a real story that is funny?... i was playing baseball/golf. i was hitting the golf ball as far as i could with those plastic yellow golf clubs. just plastic. i was so strong as a child ( i was 8 or so) that i swung so hard that on the follow-through i accidently hit my friend who was for some stupid reason standing right behind me. So this was plastic golf club, nothing should have happened, but as i said i was so strong that i cracked his head and made it bleed. ahahahahah. kinda sad. but whats funny is he asked me if anythign was wrong , and i said no man its all good. and like 2 minuutes later he says are you sure? so i look and say.. uhhhh i think its bleeding. and his whole face was covered in blood.
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Have had lots of funny moments but the one that pops up every now and then is when I got my friends son to ring a hooker agency and ordered one for my exhusband. Well what a hoot! My friend and I parked the car up the road and waited in anticipation. Next this car rocks up, a tall, slender, not so bad looking woman climbs out of the car and heads for the door of the house. She knocks on the door and we could see my ex come out and start talking to her. You should have seen us, we were speechless! We couldn't stop laughing. So much so that I cracked a fart! Anyway, after she had a quick chat with my ex, her driver got out of the car, went to the door and we could see a heated argument brewing. They soon left in a hurry, leaving us up the road cackling away. We have also sent him pizzas this way.  We found out down the track that he was very pissed off about the hooker but more dissapointed because he didn't have any money to buy the pizzas!
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some funny ones herehttp://www.boredtodeath.co.uk/videos.php   or herehttp://www.yikers.com/pranks_funny_videos.html
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I've seen it done that way....although once it gets wet and dries it's REAL fast....not very indicative of the usual greens we amateurs play on ;)
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golf\n\nnascar\n\ngolf
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I am originally from Perth and used to work in the golf industry.\n\nThe best coach I ever met over there was a guy by the name of Andrew Mowatt and he worked at Royal Fremantle Golf Club.  He was an amazing fellow, super positive and different, not like your average golf pro.  He cured my slice just by explaining to me the principles of why the ball was going right!\n\nLook him up, he's not expensive at all, and a really great coach!
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Reckless Kelly , staring a bloke called "Yahoo Serious"\nIt was real funny , cos when he needed the dogs help , all he said was "cornflakes".\n\nLMAO.
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Here's a good one:\n\nhttp://www.weteachgolf.com/