How can I engage in paid political sabotage?
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join the CIA\n\nor join the white house staff team
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declare jihad against all politicians.  Ask them to give tight slaps to all those people who spit in public places.  This might be a good way to start.  Its gonna be very difficulty task.
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Hypocricy runs rampant in both parties. You know what would be a better way to select our canidate by having actual facts as to how the voted on any and all issues when they were in government. This way you know if this person is voting the way you want them to on the issues that are important to you. What was their absent record. \nAfter all aren't we all their bosses to some extent we put them in office. \nYou know what irks me the most it's the wonderful raises they give themselves. If there is something that should be put in the ballot it's rather or not they should have a pay raise. After all where else can you go to work and decide gee I am giving myself a payraise.\nHowever it's all a bunch of propaganda with mudslinging.
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there is no such thing politics is the very basis of lying and cheating and stealing. this government needs a good restructuring get rid of the idiots there for money, cut back wages severely then only people who really want to make a difference will try to get elected.
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Maybe you can do it the old fasioned way:  go door to door, and ask people to give you money.\n\nIf that doesn't work, write letters to rich multi-millionaire Democrats like John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, Barbara Boxer, Chuck Schumer, Michael Moore, and Hillary Clinton.  They're always telling us the poor deserve more, well, here's their chance to step up and lead by example.
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Read the newspaper or watch the news. Follow the politicians. They always have a scandal behind them.
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if politics is no longer lucrative, the crooks wont want the positions.\nmoney: http://www.philipdru.com/griffin3_stream.html\neducation: http://www.philipdru.com/gatto_stream.html\nmanipulation: http://weekendinterviewshow.com/InterviewDisplay.aspx?i=153\nno answers yet? try looking here.\nhttp://www.philipdru.com\nhttp://weekendinterviewshow.com\nhttp://thestressblog.com\nhttp://www.un.org/\nhttp://www.antiwar.com
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This needs more than your local police.  It has international implications.  It should be a concerted effort between governments, that of UK, Nigeria and India.  If you know someone in the media, you could make an expose.  People in government hate negative publicity, so this may galvanise them into action.  Write an article about it, request airtime with TV stations, radio, etc.  (You must have that deep motivation to succeed)  People in media go for sensational items because these are the "news" that make their materials  click.  They will give you , your "air time"  for free ,  Just be prepared for all documentations, papers, and the will to verbalise and support your claim.  You can do it if you persist, keep trying and be zealous in your pursuit.
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Best trick would be to promise free bucks to visitors... problem is, might get you in legal issues hehe....
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If you are in the U.S., get in touch with your local senators and representatives (state and federal) and government leaders. If you give them a really big campaign donation, that is even better.
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I shouldn't if I were you!  \n\nI know someone who set up a political party - hang on, I'll just see if it's still around . . . . no - it's gone but I remember the founder who came canvassing my door in the election when Neil Hamilton lost his seat to Martin Bell.  He eventually got .03% of the vote and had experienced the most dreadful events which he reckoned were designed to put him off carrying on, and it had all cost him an absolute fortune.\n\nI believe New Labour have changed the rules now to make it more difficult for newcomers to enter the political circus - you have to first register your party and all kinds of details.  Have a look at Wikipedia.com. I'm sure you will find lots of information there. \n\nHowever, if you have to ask how to set up your own political party [unless it's a joke party like Screaming Lord Sutch] I think you may not be up to it.  It's a vicious game!  Why don't you join U£IP if you don't like the mainstream - they've done all the donkey work!!
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pay it and report them
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Contribute a million to a repuglican, they will see you get it. Other then that all you can do is wait.
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Depends on where you live - but generally\n\n1) contact a local chapter of the relevant political party\n2) inquire as to the nomination process (caucus v. primary)\n3) register with appropriate state/municipal agency by filing deadline\n4) most states require either the endorsement of established politcal party or a petition drive of sufficent volume to establish 'credibility' of campaign
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Join the enforcement arm, so I could let people slide.\n\nConquer from WITHIN!  :-))\n\nBuddhist
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Hire a pro.  They'll do anything for money.  And they WILL find a way.
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Try to do what you are told and have as little contact as possible. Depends on politics also. My guess is they paying him or her next to nothing and if does not work out, next, and the next will be the same hungry bend over backwards useless manager. This is a typical cheap corporate way of not paying for good help. I would also look at the bosses boss or the company for that matter. This may not be the company you want to work at.