what would you say if tommorow i run butt naked in turner field?
551149
I'd make sure I wasn't there.
224336
Go bare ass..nobody will notice what you wear, if your outgoing.
522844
Well, you can step outside for some "fresh air", excuse yourself to the bathroom...or (this option not for the faint of hart) lie on your back, throw your legs up in the air, grab a lighter, light it and stick it next to your butt, fart and shoot a flame out your butt. Keep in mind you need the right crowd for this...I suggest a crowd of drunks. Keep in mind I've only observed this...not actually participated.
79192
Nowhere.  Just get naked and jump in the pool.
389843
Take me out to the ballgame.
1182531
Depends on your moves man........and the bod. \n\nWhy don't you just start your own.........."The Naked Decorator". \n\nHey, there may be something to that.
1174119
I don't know about your scenario, but I could not run naked where I am. I am stationed in Afghanistan with the Army. I could not go nude here because of the environment. It is over 100 degrees today in Kandahar and the wind, dust, insects and rough terrain would make things unbearable. All things to consider. The sun will burn your skin in about 10 minutes of exposure to it's rays. Without clothing, you dehydrate faster. My feet are not accustomed to walking on hot rocks and sand. The exposure of so much skin puts me at risk of getting bitten by every insect that wants to get me. And, I would get in trouble with my commander for being out of uniform.
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I'd suggest that before you go, do something to ease your tension... a little self-love, if you know what I mean. ;)  Then after you get nude, wrap a big towel around your waist like you've just gotten out of the shower.  Then sit back and wait to see what your manhood does.  If you're lucky, you can make it to the water, and it may probably be pretty cold.
875749
What's your address?   I'll send you my socks (taken off just after the run).  The dampness and smell outta prove it.
350648
Run naked in the streets screaming "I'm free" I'm free"
445590
Just get naked. And leave the rest up to him!!!!!!!!!
646553
Easy solution. Just tell them this from behind the closed door :\n\nI am butt naked , I have a huge erection and I am opening the door in 5 seconds. 1,2,3.......\n\nThey will be but a speck on the horizan when you open the door.
990119
You should be wearing crotchless panties...\n\nLET THAT MUFFIN BREATHE!\n\n=)
885862
You could hunt in the nude and just cammo paint your body.
62945
Everybody Should Party Naked !!
902629
I would not be bothered. It would be like being in a nude beach.
645130
Take Me Out To The Ball Game