What are some good your mom jokes?
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ur mama is so old she uses a kick start vibrater
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Um...there was that one with your mom.  That was pretty good.  Your mom's hot.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."\n\nYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR, SHE CAN'T PAY ATTENTION.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE FARTS SPAM.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE PEE'S CANOLA OIL.
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. \nYo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. \nYo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. \nYo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. \nYo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! \nYo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet. \nYo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. \nYo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. \nYo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. \nYo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips. \nYo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower. \nYo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. \nYo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real. \nYo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" \nYo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!" \nYo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time. \nYo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!" \nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. \nYo mama's so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher. \nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop. \nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. \nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry. \nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass. \nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. \nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" \nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway. \nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings! \nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. \nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave. \nYo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop. \nYo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony. \nYo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony. \nYo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat. \nYo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders! \nYo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings. \nYo mama's got Play-Doh teeth. \nYo mama's got sideburns on her chest. \nYo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns. \nYo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. \nYo mama's got an afro with a turn signal. \nYo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this. \nYo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch. \nYo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. \nYo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns. \nYo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
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Yo mama...\nso stupid, she tried to put skittles and m&m's in alphabetical order and failed\n\nso fat, when she walked in front of the tv, we missed 3 episodes of sesame street\n\nso stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nso stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nso stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nso stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!\n\nso stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nso stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.\n\nso stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."\n\nso fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nso fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nso fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nso fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nso fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.\n\nso fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.\n\nso poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"\n\nAnd my personal favorite:\nYo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Wich is your mother tounge?
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Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow, rain coat someone yelled taxi.\n\nYo momma is so fat, she stands in two different time zones.\n\nYo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
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tell your wife a good yo mama joke, itll make you feel better momentarilty\n\n\nYo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.\n\nYo mama so lazy, she stopped after she invaded Belgium.
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your mom, lol sorry can't help it
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"The Pink Joke"\n\nThere is a woman who owns a Bed and Breakfast in Ohio. She loves pink, the whole place is decorated in pink. Pink curtains, pink carpet, pink furniture, etc.. She is sitting in her living room one night and someone knocks on the door. It's a young woman needing a place to stay. She lets her in. She walks the lady down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, down another pink hallway and shows her to her pink bedroom. She brings her clean pink towels and fresh pink sheets. She then leaves the lady and goes back downstairs to find someone else knocking on the door. It is another young woman. She lets her in. She leads her down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, down another pink hallway and shows her to her pink bedroom. She brings her some clean pink towels, and fresh clean pink sheets. She goes back downstairs. She goes into her pink living room, sits down on her pink couch, and props her feet up on her pink ottoman. She hears another knock on her door. It is another young woman needing a place to stay. She lets her in. She leads her down the pink hallway, up the pink stairs, down another pink hallway, and shows her to her pink bedroom. She brings her pink towels and fresh clean pink sheets. She goes back downstairs to her pink living room to sit on her pink couch and prop her feet on her pink ottoman. After a little while she goes back up the pink stairs and down the pink hallway to each pink bedroom. She asks each young woman what they would like to have for breakfast. Two of the young women asked for eggs, while the third woman asked for grits. The lady takes their orders and hurries back down the pink hallway, down the pink stairs, down another pink hallway into her own pink bedroom. She gets ready for bed in her pink pajamas. She crawls into her big pink bed and covers up with her pink blankets. She wakes up early to cook breakfast for the young women.\n\nWhat did you learn from this story?\n\n2 out of 3 women prefer eggs to grits\n\nHa Ha!
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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tell your mom how you feel
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Yo mamas so fat when she was born she fed her mom breast milk\n\nYo mamas so stupid she pays for free samples\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamas so fat she when she bends down, she rolls miles and makes people pancakes
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The same one I gave your mom after i f*cked her brains out, you stupid, silly assh*le: your mouth is for swallowing, not speaking.\n\nhow was that?  :-)
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A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." .....  "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider." \n\nLOL
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...