what would do if a head of Broccoli asked "where's the bathroom?"?
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i would direct him to the kitchen...
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Pee on the floor and walls... they won't notice it.\n\nJust Kidding!  See if they have a comment card or a website or email address and send a comment about it to the headquarters.\n\nYou could find a manager and show them first hand if it's an eating establishment.  If it's a gas station, turn around and find a restaurant to go bathroom at.
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dove è la stanza da bagno? = Where is the bathroom?\n\nmost important phrase in any language.
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Who appointed you bathroom manager? Mind your own business. Just don't shake hands with him if it bothers you that much. \nIt's not that serious. If the guy took a shower in the morning his **** is clean and germ free so unless you work in a restaurant go back to work and worry about something else.\nDo you put the seat down and close the lid after you use the toilet? This is also proper bathroom etiquette. Or proper potty training.\n The way you describe the guy as an animal means you hated this guy before he went to the bathroom. At first I thought you were a girl but now I suspect you are gay and he teases you about it. Straight guys don't call another guy a filty animal. Well maybe Richard Simmonds would.
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Option1: Go soak your head\nOption2: Get lost \nOption3: Bugger off, man!\nDo I get the Best Answer please?
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~because you wouldnt let her go to the bathroom so what other choice is there? Next time(if there is a next time) let her go and there wont be this little problem your having.~
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You should look up the department of health in your county and call them to find out what the law is, most likely the business is required to have a bathroom.  You can also file the complaint with them.
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The most polite thing to do is to look for some air freshener to spray in the bathroom and remain silent. People don't purposely make a bad smell in the bathroom and at least the person had the manners to go there to relieve themself.
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just in case of emergencies\nand what if the guy has to go to rest room?
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under a poorly watered blueberry plant, i'd imagine :)
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I would drink the toilet water.  I know it would be nasty, but surely you could flush it and get fresh water.  I would train the rat to go out and bring me food.....cheese, bread, whatever he was eating, lol.  I would name the rat Harvey.  I would fix him up a little rat home in my abandoned cell.  Heck, I would want a friend in there!  Just me and Harvey, drinking toilet water and eating cheese and peanuts.....
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From a physical perspective, you start at the top and make your way down (sounds obvious but there are hygiene issues to consider). From a respect standpoint, always tell the person which area you are going to wash. As much as possible, let the person do it themselves and only help when necessary.
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"...and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose."\n\n"I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways: firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly, high-pitched whine."\n\n"Discipline?...naked?...with a melon?!?"\n\nI LOVE Monty Python!
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It was her responsibility to pick up something to eat or nuke her food before she left. If you had been in the bathroom and she needed it would she have yanked you out? She was rude and definitely in the wrong.
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends   \n \n  1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' \n\n2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'' \n\n3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. \n\n4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'' \n\n5. ''Damn, this water is cold.'' \n\n6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. \n\n7. ''Now how did that get there?'' \n\n8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'' \n\n9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!'' \n\n10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'' \n\n11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?" \n\n12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!" \n\n13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'' \n\n14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'' \n\n15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. \n\n16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall. \n\n17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
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Poop\n\nIt is an exit not an entrance.
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LMAO! Ummmm...let me try to have an open mind on this one. LMAO! \nOK, the best I can come up with is that if he is a friend, he wouldn't charge you. I would say he needed his plumbing fixed before your booty hit the seat. Plumbing is designed to handle explosive bowel movements. (not laughing) LOL.\nIn response to his bill I would just say, "Sh*t Happens!"\nIf he took you to court you would win, hands down. Oh, what a funny story this would be for all in the courtroom.\nGet yourself a new friend with new plumbing. \nlol\n~T~\nOh and umm don't worry about this. stress can cause constipation...*rolls her eyes at the thought*