Is your pet smarter than George W. Bush?
551026
By a mile. I can't even remember the last time my pet rock choked on a pretzel or mispronounced "nuclear".
481894
I think I have to go with Barbie, given only the choice between her and Ken. Don't we already have a Ken in office now? Oh wait- nevermind, I take it back- Ken's actually smarter than our current president-- at least he remains silent instead of running the risk of opening his mouth and actually letting us know what's really going on or NOT going on in his head...
1069497
George Bush...oh wait, thats stupidity!
1139704
The Dubya!\n\nThat's George "W" Bush for all of you who don't speak stupid!  I learned that one from the president, himself!
467108
Two words: George Bush.
369795
Here's what I think...\n\nBush > Saddam > Laden > Chimp. \n\n(In intelligence)\n\nHere's my reasoning\n\n\n1. Bush goes in first because he is the president of the USA. You have to be smart to be a president. If you deny this, you are a Bush basher who has no facts and are simply an idiot(Not talking to anyone specifically).\n\n2. Saddam goes next because he strategically went into power as a dictator. Smart.\n\n3. Osama is third because he heads a large terrorist organization and hasn't been found yet.\n\n4. The chimp comes last because, if you're not stupid, you'd know that a chimp is a lesser evolutionary stage of man. Therefore, it is not as smart. \n\n\nOf course, I know the answer you are looking for is that the chimp is the smartest. But I'm not going to say that because it's blatantly incorrect.
318495
Bush has a business degree. Kerry has a law degree. You're comparing apples and oranges. Kerry was serving his country while Bush hid in Texas thanks to his daddy's influence.\n\nThat being said, yes, they're both idiots. Their IQs combined still would not equal that of Bill Clinton. Love him or hate him, he was the most intelligent president in the last 40 years.
771210
To cover up his own incompetence . A trick of the narcissistic sociopath . Kerry ( or Lurch as he is known) didn't sound as if even he believed his utter nonsensical damage control statements Tuesday & Wednesday . Next to Ted Chappaquiddick Kennedy -Kerry must think he's smart . The two of those apes put together don't have a strong brain cell that works . For the imbiciles who don't know-George W.'s grades at Yale were much better than Kerry's . President Bush also has an MBA from Harvard . He proves daily he's smarter than most . He doesn't have to lie to do so .
542190
George W Bush has one
386805
If you mean George W. Bush, I agree!
467062
you are! i think you mean Who is.....\n\nOnly joking mate......George Bush is!! He's a fuc*ing joke!!\n\nhttp://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/bush01.htm
850015
Yes, they are. At least as intelligent as dogs. I had a pet pig when I was a child and she was very smart. I have seen reports of pigs that have been trained to really impressive things- like play piano, but who is to say that trainability equals intelligence. As far as possessing the ability to sense when they are about to be slaughtered- I am not sure about that one. But I can't imagine that when one of them sees a big goony redneck standing over them with a shotgun that they aren't at least concerned.
774287
Well, you know hounds are not at the top of the doggy intellect chart... Keen senses, not much sense...
958920
That question is irrelevant, they are both entirely different species, and as such they are both smart in different ways.. both cats and dogs are highly intelligent species as well as having individuals who have different levels of intelligence. You really can't compare them and say that all cats are smarter than dogs (or vice versa) there are individuals of each species that are more gifted than others and less so. My cats all learned how to open cupboards, drawers and doors by watching the oldest cat, and yet my dog still cannot grasp the concept of it no matter how much he watches the cats. Then again my cats cant learn how to sit, spin, jump or rollover no matter how much I try to teach them... but the dog easily learns from me how to do tricks.. with the exception that my other dog is not nearly as fast a learner as the first dog. It doesnt mean any one of them is smarter than the other it just means they each have different but equally amazing skills and abilities.
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Dude, if you think Bush has the smarts to A. operate the internet and B. operate a keyboard/computer in the first place, much less C. read all those big words up there, you're being WAY too generous to his intelligence in the first place.\n\nThe truth is, he's a halfwit driven by religious superiority and consumerist greed. In other words, the worst possible person to be running our country. It wouldn't be so bad if he were INTELLIGENT and a religious fanatic and driven by consumerist greed, but... I've had pet fish that had more brains than that man.\n\nAnd imagine, he's what the American people chose. \n\nSays a LOT about our fool selves, doesn't it? \n\nDon't look at me, I was too young to vote for/against him. I'd've written in Mickey Mouse just to keep him from being elected. I know better than to put a retard in a position of extreme power.
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George W. Bush and umm... George W. Bush
1038385
Oh Bush for sure.  Rush kind of slobbers when he talks and the man does love to talk.\n\nHe reminds me of Hooch the dog