if you were stranded on a deserted island, which would you want with you, a bible or your mom?
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mom, she can quote the bible backward and forward and makes the best pancakes
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The Lost Chapter of Genesis\n \nAdam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. \n\nSo God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" \n\nAdam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. \n\nGod said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. \nHe said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. \n"She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!  "She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. \n"She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." \n\nAdam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" \n\nGod replied, "An arm and a leg." \n\nSo Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" \n\nThe rest is history....
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His mother!\n\nGood one...
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Well since your father does not believe then you know his stance\nHowever, since your mother does, It would not hurt you one bit to look into the Bible and decide for yourself what you choose to believe
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You can read the Bible.
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Looks like you answered it yourself. However, my personal opinion is that I really don't care what it says, because I don't believe in it anyway.\n\nThe bible is all I need.
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My mother died a few years ago. The best gift I could give her is my being near to God our father in heaven and my belief in Jesus Christ his only son - she will be happy looking down on me from heaven; seeing me being a good servant of God.
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Libras, but my mom's a virgo, so between those two, I'd say a Virgo.
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GOD\nFaith isn't faith until it's all your holding on to
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Asked to spouse: If me and your mom were drowning, who would you try to save first?
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I'd start the First Church of St. Gilligan the Casted-Away, with sacramental garments consisting of a white fishing hat and red pullover.  The gospel would remind us all that we're all souls missing after a 3-hour tour, stranded on a desert island with all manner of sin and virtue (GREED-the Howells; LUST -- Ginger; INTELLECT -- The Professor; EARNESTNESS -- Mary Ann; BRASHNESS -- Skipper). Given the popularity of "Survivor", I expect this religion to go over quite well with the masses, and I'll soon start an online version of my church once my tech-guru figures out a way to set up a server and PC network using only coconuts and ivy......
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If you love your mother you would tell her plain and simple.  She gave birth to you and brought you into this world at least give her respect and the curtesy of knowing the truth!
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Chocolate! I've read the Bible several times.I'm in the middle of Stephen King's 'The Shining' right now and wouldn't want to throw my groove off by starting on another book for leisure reading right now.
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Bible, because it's fiction.
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I love the Bible.  I am so grateful that God gave us a manual for life and revealed  His love for us in black & white.  "I will hide His Word in my heart so I will not sin against God."
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My mom.\n\nShe'd be all COME SON OF JOR-EL!  KNEEL BEFORE MOM!!
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<squeeee>  Where'd you get *that bible??  I want one too!!  The bible I read didn't say cool stuff like that.  drat.  I was robbed!