What would you if/ when you're in a big, long checkout line, and the person in front of you keeps passing gas.
535199
go to another line some things dont need to be shared
363777
If you release gas why would you gain anything? except maybe an elevator full of annoyed people??
17039
just go around the others standing in line and if you bleep walking out the door then they have to check you they should only be checking the people that have large carryout items not just sacks unless the alarm goes off
193764
All of the above has happened to me more than once; at restaurants I have complained to the managers and if they are just as bad as their staff, I inform them that I will be telling everyone that I know how bad they're place is and those people will tell they're friend and so on. I have left stores that ignore me, my hard earned money is better spent elsewhere. And if I feel like I am being followed I stop, turn and confront the person doing the following!
189663
I'd expect them to go grocery shopping, drop off and pick up drycleaning, run to the post office,and some other odds and ends.  The price I'd be willing to pay them would depend on how much they were doing for me and the driving they'd be doing.  You'd want to make sure to compensate them for their gas.
647790
Call the manager.\nA store with a good cash policy will take the cashier's till out and have it reconciled right then and there. Obviously, she/he wouldn't have had time to steal your extra few dollars if you ask the manager immediately, and don't leave the check out area. Stare her/him down until the manager comes on site.\n\nThis stupid broad tried to do that to me at Tim Horton's once. I ordered some stuff that came to $1.73 in the drive thru. I was already annoyed when I got the window because she was rude and didn't know the menu. I gave her a $5, and she had the audacity to give me my food, then hand me a $1. I looked at her like she was in-freaking-sane. I told her, "I don't know where the hell you went to school, but where I went, 5.00-1.73 is 3.27". She got all embarassed and gave me two more dollars. Then I yelled at her and said, "TWENTY SEVEN DA*N CENTS. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO COUNT CHANGE?!" I guess embarassing her worked, because by then, other employees came over to the window. I guess she was counting on people not paying attention and driving away real quick to make a few extra bucks that night. Needless to say, I called corporate after that bullcrap.
421942
The world is too fast-paced to stop for just a split second. I used to work @ a gas station & i would put big  fluorescent signs on the pumps if it was out of order, they would just stand there waving for me to turn it on. If there was a sign that said back up or the pump will explode, they would just stand there & stare @ the pump.
390885
i try to consolidate my errands, and i don't accelerate quickly anymore- it burns up to 1/3 more gas every hundred miles. on a job related level, i'm a server in a restaurant and i can definitely tell you where other people are cutting back!! tips are way below average.
1163944
People will be rude...you wait all day in line...it takes forever to get somewhere...good food....
1167364
My guess is that person needs to go to the bathroom.\n\nJust a guess.
304157
I used to do this, I don't anymore. I was proud once to be called the dip queen, I am sure you know that dips are new customers. What worked for me was the fact that I did not come across as a telemarketer... If you do that, then most people will get negative right off.... I started with hey how are you? Then I listened (I didn't just run off with the mouth), people like to be listened to. I would respond to what they said, and then mention the deal... I would say something like (to bring them off guard)... oh well guess what? You may get angry at first, when I tell you this, but I have something I need to tell you, I am one of those annoying telemarketers. Yeah I remember when I used to get mad at them. They would laugh, and say something like okay, what's your spill? It worked for me... I hope it helps. Oh, and remember, you may still get hung up on allot, but don't think about it, just go straight to the next one. The more people you call, the better your chances are.
970206
They may be simply asking questions to find out if you'll not exhibit behavior that wouldn't fit in.  Are you normal?   Do you have a temper problem?  Will you bend over backwards to help customers?  They will ask them in less subtle ways than direct questions.  They may ask you rude questions to see if you can take it calmly.  They may present situation to see how you will handle them.  \nMost importantly, you need to speak up and let them know you understand the importance of you doing a good job.  You understand that the business is selling groceries, so you will either really help customers find things, or stock shelves so the fresh stuff is out in time or you will check them out faster.\nYou have to show you understand that if you're a grouch they will shop somewhere else.  \nTherefore your every action is to contribute to the bottom line -- the profit -- of the store.
1164514
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.\n\nThe female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.\n\nIt would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.\n\nThe shop assistant remains at the till waiting.\n\nYour friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.\n\nShe prepares to throw her purse to you.\n\nIf she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!\n\nAt a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!\n\nBUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
1033136
just turn the handle, dont over do it too much though. go in fast, let up on the speed and turn hard then gas it again
938767
Wait until you get a fart that's really hard to push out.  That way when it does come out, it has some serious speed to it.  Faster air produces higher notes, regardless of where the air is coming from.
75344
You won't if your sitting there messing around on line. Get busy!!
302150
cough so they won't mistakenly open your stall door, then let er rip. \n\nonce i was at the denver international airport and i was taking a piss, and some dude was taking a noisy a$$ sh*t.  all the sudden he expelled the loudest piece of crap imaginable, it splashed loud and everything.  then some dude peeing in the urinal next to me yells, "ALL RIGHT!!!" super loud.  that's how taking a crap in a public place should be - like a sporting event.