Can anyone get me this joke?
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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Boy, what is ur problem? \nBoy,I am too smart for the first grade. My sister is in third grade and I am smarter than her so I should be in 3rd grade. \nThe teacher had enough. she took d boy to d principal's office. Boy waited outside and d teacher went to the principal and explained the situation. D principal told he would give a test to d boy and if he failed, he would go to 1st grade. Boy was brought in and d conditions were explained to him and he agreed. \nPrincipal,What is 3x3. \nBoy,9. \nPrincipal,What is 6x6. \nBoy,36.And so the boy answered all the questions correctly which were asked by the principal.He recommended d teacher for his admission in 3rd grade. The teacher said, I hv some of my own questions. Can I ask him. D principal n boy both agreed. \nMs.What does a cow have four of that I hv only two. \nBoy, Legs. \nMs.What is in ur pants that u hv but I dont hv? \nBoy,Pockets. \nMs.What starts with C and ends with T, is hairly, oval, delicious n contains thin whitish liquid? \nBoy,Coconut. \nMs.What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft n sticky? \nThe principal's eyes opened wide n before he could stop d answer, boy was taking charge. \nBoy,Bubblegum. \nMs.What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down n a dog does on 3 legs? \nBoy, Shake hands. \nMs.Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, Okay? \nBoy,Yep. \nMs.U stick ur poles inside me. U tie me down to get me up. I get wet before u do. \nBoy,Tent. \nMs.A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when u r bored. D best man always has me first. \nThe principal was looking restless a bit n took one large Vodka peg. \nBoy,Wedding Ring. \nMs.I come in many sizes. When I am not well, I drip. When u blow me u feel good. \nBoy,Nose. \nMs.I hv a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. \nBoy,Arrow. \nMs.What word starts with F and ends with K and that means a lot of heat and excitement? \nBoy,Firetruck. \nMs.What starts with F and ends with K and if u dont get it u hv to use ur own hands? \nBoy,Fork. \nMs.What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his and a man gives it to his after they are married? \nBoy, Surname. \nMs.What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love? \nBoy,Heart. \nThe principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the college, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself.
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awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
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old joke.\n\ncat suit
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i hope this joke can make you laugh\n\nA little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.\nThe son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"\n\nThe mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."\n\n"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.\n\n"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.\n\n"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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This is an old joke but your presentation is quite good.\n\n\n--- LeeeN
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its a long blonde joke..\n\ntwo brunettes and a blonde are running from three cops. they gain to about a mile ahead & the only thing in site is an abandoned barn. the first brunette says lets hide here, theres no where else to go. so all three of them go in there. there is nothing in the barn but some old burlap sacks & the brunette goes, lets hide in here.\n\nsoon after the cops come into the abandoned barn to find nothing but burlap sacs. the first cop goes, there is nothing in here but burlap sacks, i don't think they are in here. so as he exits he kicks the first burlap sack & the first brunette goes "meow" the cop says, see its only a cat.\n\nthe second cop says, yeah your right they arent in here. so he kicks the second burlap sack & the second brunette goes "ruff" & the cop goes, nothing but a dog.\n\nthe third cop says what in here? and he sees the third burlap sack moving around. he uses his flashlight to see inside of it & he kicks it, and hears the blonde yell " POTATOES!"
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LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
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That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
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I love that joke.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhen I heard it 25 years ago.  You must be a fantastic archaeologist to dig that one up.
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Ha Ha Ha .......You fellas must be all with good sense of humour to understand and to with stand the Joke !!! Nice one !!! I liked it !!!
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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Hey!!!!NICE!!!\nI really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!\nI give it a 10/10 cuz it deserves it.\nI hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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hahaha......I wanted not to read this joke, since, it is captioned for the lady's. Just because, it is from the Hedgehog, I read it........\n\nA clean and cute joke.........just keep hogging.........lol
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)