Will you fight me for money, with broken glass on the knuckles, and with a stick with nails?
546824
You can, I'll keep my Peacemaker
1181233
Call the police.  Direct confrontation can result in grievous injury or lawsuits
601375
claw hammer.  bet that'll do some damage.
1116426
i broke a nail, hit me, pound me, i'll pound u like a nail, hammering time, hammer me
833372
Fail me and I'll beat your a**!!
374721
Let me sell your house and slaughter your foes!\n\n(This really works best for Conan Realty)
759474
Sure...i just bought some new boots and a whip i need to break in...i charge a 150 bucks an hour though....!!
806216
are u arguing about a dude,,,,and if so i hope its not chamillionare
1016724
Id round house kick you in the face chuck norris style.
81940
You're going to war over a dollar bill?
324161
Only if you want a small taste of hell on your c00chie lol yo burnin a$$ You gon hurt lol!!!!! hahahahahahahaha
1137140
holler at someone else and have them break the window and unlock the car
1124864
call the cops, what is a lawyer going to do?\n\nor are you one of those people just looking to "Get Paid"
127423
No but I about broke a mans fist with my eye once!!!
878941
yep a video of someone kicking me in the crotch
929212
could be worse !!\ncould be anything by James Blunt\nnow theres a guy that makes me want to commit violence
857542
If 2 guys were beating me down, I'd want some help\n\nI'd call the police and then jump in (golen rule)