Did you hear what John Stossel said?
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Why listen to him? He's a total dork.\n\nHe takes invalid statistics (e.g. comparing our overall high school population to college-bound programs in Europe), individual stories of bad experiences, and the voice of anyone who ever wanted a scapegoat, and targets teachers.\n\nIgnore him. He's full of it.
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Interesting. Where did you find the quote?
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~To tspradeepkumar:\n\nYou're wrong, you read the question first, didn't you?\n lyao
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Sure dude, Santa Claus himself told me so !\n:-))
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I once heard a real good line:\n\nBaby....you're so fine I could drink your bath water!!!
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Wow, man. What did you say again?
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No, but I've heard demons speak.  \n\nJust the other day, I heard the anti-Christ himself speak.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDick Cheney.
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he actually said that?!?!?!noooo!!!your kidding rite? and YOU didnt KNOW what to SAY??!?!?!gasp!
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There was an old man named Michael Finnegan. He grew whiskers on his chinnigan. The wind came up and blew them in again, Poor old Michael Finnegan.\n\nThat's what I heard.
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!"\n\nThat won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!\n\nHe went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"\n\nShe said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"\n\nJohn said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."\n\n"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.\n\nThe next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."\n\nShe said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come ."
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And you were there and heard them?    Jim
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Yep.\nWhat thatguybil said :)
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I haven't heard the official word but it's sunny here in Pennsylvania so I'm sure he did...\n\nYes, it's official!  He did!
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I heard Al Franken say this a few years ago, but you are correct.
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He says, "Jack, I swear... "\n\nThe short story by Annie Proulx confirms this.
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Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.\nNarrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:\nRaoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!\nAcosta: Did you say something?\nRaoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.\nNarrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
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Who said that?\n\n\nHello!