CAN I SLAP YOU lN YO FACE?
548911
sure you can, just pick me as the best answer and you can go right ahead.
704279
LOL, someone wants to punch you in the mouth and you thought it was generous of them. At least you have a great sense of humor. God bless
89813
Does smacking someone in the face with one count? There are a few of my co-workers I could see myself doing that to...\n\nI've heard that second joke way too many times. Way to be original.
1151057
well if you hit girls I'd like to meet you so I can punch the fu*k out of you.. how about you go and get a life c0ck head or better yet kill yourself
962254
No, he can't slap her back, what about the whole not slapping girls law lol. If she meant it jokingly, act as if nothing happened and as if she's weak because it didn't work. If she did it flirtausiously, than say "What was that for?" as if you didn't catch on and flirt with your girlfriend to say that you have a girlfriend already! If she meant it harshly, take some milk and pour it on her head, or better yet throw it at her when she tries to hit you again,lol jk. Just be prepared and don't get your gf involved! \n0=) xoxoxo angel xoxoxo
879760
Oh pleeeeeze\n\nI'd b!tch slap him silly with my shlong
77801
Sure\nSend us your id
781316
it is easy just ask ur friend to give a few heavy punches on ur face,u w'd get instant result.
442913
How about my D*ick in your face ?
930611
Yes.  I would break that little gay boy's hand if he tried to put it near my face.  You don't ever touch someone's face in that manner; it's not only rude and disrespectful, I believe that she could have charged him with assault.
1003251
fuck her hard then she might eye u even more
820489
I should slap you for even asking.
967882
sounds like its time for you to give her a slap!!!
178932
with that face,,,, yes yes yes yes
74032
yes, I can:D\nمن بلدم
343505
kiss my a** rooly trooly
578958
HIT HIM WITH AN UGLY STICK