I cut my knuckle opening a can \nthis morning....?
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you may have nicked a tendon, but it's doubtful.  considering the location of the cut, it will begin to bleed and hurt more when you bend it because you may tear apart the areas that have clotted and are trying to heal.  without actually seeing it i can't say if you need a trip to the doctor, but it just sounds like it's the location of the cut that is causing your issues.
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Well if that just don't make my day, i just got out of french fry rehab., now i find out i'm the devil. Anything\nelse you would like to lay on me today?
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I take two in the morning befor shoving two fingers in my ass
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Yep.  Nerves go all the way from your fingers up through your whole arm.  You probably did something funny to the nerve.  I'd see a doctor if it's not better in a couple of days.
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I was shot in the left bicep with a .223 british military round. What did I think before? Well before it happened I thought, my god I hope I don't get shot, I hope I shoot the other guy first. When it happened it felt like a really big bee stung me on my arm, and then it started to burn really bad. Afterwards I thought, I hope somebody shot that son of a byatch, and somebody had already.
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My Father always told me if something hurts you cut it off!!(joke)\nTry cold compress over eyes-or warm beer(a bit more than room temperature only a little glass). hope yer feeling better soon.
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Read this in "Blondie" this morning.\n\n"I was in such a hurry that I put my shoes on first, then my socks. I had to stop to put them on correctly."
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curl your finger in when cutting. and always pay attention. i know it sounds stupid, but i work in a kitchen, and its always the times that my mind drifts that i happen to cut myself.
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cuzzz itz day? i was drinking at a bar in the day time. which is pretty messed up but    i guess thatz how i am :D
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The knuckles on your hands.
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ooohhh yea that hurt i have a scar on my left hand from it\n\noowwww
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Im guessing attempted murder.
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Yup, right now...and I showed up this morning at 7:30 in pretty sad shape.  Sad thing is:  I can do this indefinately.  I will be in sad shape again tomorrow.
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How about pretty much all of the bones in my right hand?   \n\nYears ago I was changing a flat tire on my International Truck out in the parking lot where I worked.  A buncha guys were talking to me as I was doing it.  When I was putting the new tire on, my right hand was on the top of the tire, right below the wheel well...and then the jack slipped and the truck came down crushing my hand between the tire and the truck.\n\nI don't think I've ever cursed as much in my whole life, and thank god those guys were there because they were able to lift the truck up enough to get my hand out and take me to the hospital.
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well i woke up this morning
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wow. you must have really been going at that butter. \n\nHere's what you say: \n\n"Oh. It was awful. Knife glinting in the light, most frightening thing you ever saw. It was totally unexpected. Of course, I overcame my opponent, and this was the only injury I sustained." \n\nThen, casually mention that you were cutting butter with a butter knife, and that you cut the hell out of your thumb in the process. People will think you're clever, and you've impressed them with your storytelling and humor, rather than with some neanderthal activity like pub-brawling.
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You may have slightly torn a forearm muscle.\n\nRemember for 24 hours, R.I.C.E\nRest, Compression, Ice and Elevation\n\nHeat after that and anti-inflams.\nGood Luck