provided  that a man makes love with a female pig and the pig has a baby ,can the baby pig speak in English?
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============idiot==========\ndid you think it would speak German or something   lol
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you could try learning English... then having sex with him!!! :D
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can you speak English???
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The meat from pig.\nPORK
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Eek!  A talking sausage!
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Darling... I love you very much.\n\nIf you will marry me and get me a greencard, I will pay you with 40 goats and one elderly donkey. We will have sexy time.\n\nLove,\nBorat.
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what??? english please!
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Make sure he speaks ENGLISH ;)
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Any language spoken by Man.
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Pig Latin is a language game primarily used in English. The rules of Pig Latin can be modified to apply to almost any language. An alternative British name for Pig Latin is backslang. Pig Latin is usually used by children, who will often use it to converse in (perceived) privacy from adults, or simply for amusement, although sometimes adults will use it around very young children to discuss topics they don't want the child to hear. The impact of Pig Latin on the English language proper is minimal, although certain Pig Latin translations, most notably ixnay and amscray, have been incorporated into English slang. Pig Latin is also used by tourists in foreign countries where its inhabitants have an appreciation for the English language and one wishes that the general public are not privy to the conversation.\n\nThe rules are roughly:\n\nFor words that begin with consonant sounds, move all the first consonant sounds to the end of the word and add "ay." Thus, ball becomes "all-bay"; button becomes "utton-bay"; star becomes "ar-stay"; three becomes "ee-thray"; question becomes "estion-quay"; cheese bacon becomes "eeschay aconbay". The word backslang itself becomes "ack-bay ang-slay". \nFor words that begin with vowel sounds, simply add a syllable ending in "ay" to the end of the word. Variation of this rule make for many of the "dialects" of Pig Latin. The various syllables that are added after vowel-initial words are "way", "yay", "hay", and just plain "ay". Thus, a becomes "a-way", "a-yay", "a-hay", or "a-ay", depending on the dialect. Similarly, honest becomes "honest-way" etc. because even though it begins with the consonant letter h, the word begins with a vowel sound. \nA Pig Latin example text follows:\n\nIsthay isway anway exampleway ofway Igpay Atinlay. Asway ouyay ancay eesay, itway isway illysay, utbay otslay ofway unfay orfay ildrenchay. \nThe formula above, although it reflects a popular consensus of the varying definitions of Pig Latin used by different speakers, has been called "a common misconception", with the claim that the "correct" rule is to rearrange ONLY the first letter, no matter what the word, and add the -ay suffix. In some words this rule causes the word to sound wrong and/or be difficult to say, which is said to be one reason why the "misconception" came about in the first place. The other dialects were supposedly made to counter the difficulty of saying words rearranging the first letter only, and are now acceptable in common use; but "originally" Pig Latin consisted only of rearranging the first letter to the end, not syllable. No documented origin of Pig Latin accompanies the claim, nor is there much likelihood of a single "original" form ever having existed at all given that the game is a folk phenomenon likely to have been invented independently in multiple times and places. The lack of an authoritative body for defining Pig Latin in the manner of the Académie française makes any claim of what is or is not "correct" Pig Latin ultimately subjective. Thus, the historical basis and authority described for the single-letter variant may be best understood as part of the myth and mystique of the game.\n\nPig Latin appeared in an episode of The Three Stooges where there were three professors and their names were Professor Ixnay, Professor Onay, and Professor Amscray.\n\nIt is also "normal" in such a versatile language, that the hyphen is not used, e.g. "Isthay isway away ommoncay exampleway ofway yphenlesshay Igpay Atinlay." The capitalization rules also vary, so Michael Schumacher can be translated to any of these entries: Ichael-may Umacher-schay, Ichaelmay Umacherschay, ichael-May umacher-Schay, ichaelMay umacherSchay, Ichael-may Ch
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Yes, quite simple.\n\nWHat you do is take the first syllable of a word and add 'ay' to it\n\nfor example\n\nthe word, 'Love' , in pig latin, you would say 'ove lay', \n\nglove = ove glay\n\nstupid= upid stay\n\nyou are stupid = ou yay are(you cant add ay to tihs short words, so u just say it) upid stay == ou yay are upid stay or ' oor yay upid stay' =you''re stupid. use the sound of the words.\n\nhope that helps
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I cannot give you a French one just now. But this Spanish one I thought was hilarious.\nMy father went to Spain to meet his future daughter-in-law for the first time. Dad had taken evening classes in his mid 60s.\nHe was very deaf and when, after being told by my sister-in-law that she was a charity worker, he meant to say "You have a very big heart".\nBut he put his hand on her shoulders and actually said, in Spanish: "You have very big breasts!"\nApparently the two sentences are very similar in Spanish!
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Sign Language, of course:)\n\nBy the way, no language is any more difficult than another for it's respective native speakers.\n\nChinese may be difficult for a native English speaker to speak, but a baby learns it as easily as it would English.
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Damn you were unlucky !\nHow on earth did anyone find out ?! - did the pig squeal ?
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A Welsh farmer walked into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and announced "This is the pig I have to sleep with when you refuse me sex".  His wife contemptuously retorts "I think you'll find that's a sheep"  The farmer replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep".
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No oblow spaniel.Oblow English?
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did you know a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?