Has anyone taken a fleet enema before? How bad is it? Is it done on the toilet? Does it give an urge to go?
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No big deal, just follow directions. Lay on left side, squeeze it in and hold  it in a while. You will feel the need to go and then you will. Painless.  Put a little lubricant in the enema tip.
214012
too much of anything is bad, and that goes for enemas..my mom has been giving me cleansing enemas since I was a young kid, and still does, but only once or twice a month, using only one litre of warm soapy water...anything more would not be healthy according to her..
720049
I have IBS and I do a Castor oil cleansing one weekend a month and have much fewer problems for the other three weeks. I start by inserting two bisacodyl suppositories and then drinking four ounces of Castor oil. In about an hour I am having flush bowel movements. I take six dulcolax pills. Be sure to drink at least 8 to 10 ounces of water or more an hour while doing this. This process will make you go until what come out is clear. After doing this eat lightly for a few day and include yogurt to put a good flora in your system. I know many people will disagree with this but it works great for me. People are always afraid of what they have not tried or is not common practice!!!
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http://worldmedica.velocall.com/pd1057707807.htm\n\nIt may take some work to get it shipped...\n\nbut until it arrives, you should try the water cure...\n\ndrinking eight glasses of distilled water each day with 1/4 teaspoon of unrefined sea slat.\n\nIt doubled my bowel movements.
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Are you that constipated? If so then you need to see your MD. If you are using them for weight loss, you face your body becomming dependant on laxatives to induce a BM. In other words, you may find yourself HAVING to take a laxative to go to the bathroom. Again, I would suggest a trip to your MD. Best Wishes :)
1047551
This is what I luv about you. You are a man in tune with your bowels. \n What is taking a dump to a regular guy, becomes a zen-time to you! \nYou count how many times in a day you drop the kids off.\nYou check out the colour and texture.\nAwesome!
325502
The Party Song, Blink 182, Enema of the state.\n\nI've never had an enema, and quite frankly, would be terrified to try one.
860251
They stick a rubber hose up your backside and shoot water up you. It makes you sit on the loo for half a day and then you are "cleansed". I think that if our colons needed cleansing, God would have made us with a hose. Since he hasn't ... no cleansing for me, thanx.
992954
What do women think of their husbands entertaining them while they are on the potty?\n\nNow there's where I draw the line !\nI am a solo act.\nI need no company\nand anyone banging on the door will be beat to death with the toilet plunger.\n\n*is nothing sacred anymore?
914854
Sounds like a fissure.  It happens.  Just a tiny tear in your rectal area.  Keep an eye on things.  Keep the area very clean ( use wet wipes).  Go #2 when you first get the feeling.  Dont constipate yourself.  If it continues more than a couple of days, see a doctor.
962194
ok first:was it treated?\nthen its gone:dont worry about it no more.\nno stds are not things you get from a toiletseat:only by having sex with a peron who already has one:so getting married to a guy who never had sex,can not cause you getting one.\ngood that you asked:\nRob.
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just keep drinking your fluids!\n\nStart easy and eat some toast and crackers. Get your stool back up to "solid" state. After that, it'll be easier on the anus when you stop wiping so much.  If it's bad, go and get some A&D ointment for diaper rash that they put on babies.  I know it's gross, but put some on your anus (externally) and make sure that you don't have a fancy pair of undies on, just in case the ointment could leave a greasy stain.\n\nHope you feel better.
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http://home.tiac.net/~cri/2004/toilet.html\nhttp://www.clevelandseniors.com/forever/txttoilet.htm\n\n:-P\n\nNo, I've never done it. I'd like to say that I never will, but well, now I'm relatively young and my leg muscles still respond, in the future, who knows... But I don't want to think of the possibility! :-S\nLOL
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no bowel movement for 3 or 4 days the feeling of bloating and fullness and tightness in the lower abdomen.if you havent voided in that time frame i suggest a enema for a quick solution by not having a bm the intestines can become inflamed and infection is inevitable.dont strain when having a compacted stool you can burst a vessel or anything else you can think of.eat lots of fiber and stay active.the lower bowel gets lubrication from your body and by drinking water you will overcome your problem
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okay, this is really gross too.  I have a friend (yes really, a friend, not me) that went on a blind date.  She was having a great time and really liked the guy and was trying for a second date.  Well that afternoon (before the date) she was feeling a little "irregular" so she took a laxative.  So by the end of the date she had been "holding it in" if you know what I mean.  The guy pulls up in front of her house and you know the usual first awkward kiss is supposed to happen. but instead my friend farted spraying poop everywhere.  All over herself, the seat and the upholstery in the car which I might add was beige!  Needless to say the second date never happened.  Oh yeah,  did I mention she was wearing white?
855560
wasnt this brought up in the god awful clerks 2? why did kevin smith ruin clerks by making a sequal? maybe if you got an enema first you would like it
397357
I had them removed and I still suffer with new attacks, but it is not that bad. I had colonoscopy's, barium enemas, and surgery.  Many many times.  The solution for me was to regulate my bowels and the strain is gone.  I use a cleansing tea to ease constipation.