Isn't it a trick question to say the alphabet backwards during a roadside DUI check? I cannot do it sober.
550017
That's hard as hell, especially when you are drunk.
961973
Just wait 'till my state,  (Florida) returns it's votes.\nHoly shmite, I can hear the sanity-piercing screams already.' Those three-inch high letters were to hard to read'.\n\nTouching big, block letters is tough to do.
437030
It DOES look weird, because it should have a capital "L" then, right?  In stead, you used a capital "I", so I would be confused as well.  your question should actually say "lmao" or "LMAO"  not "IMAO"  Of course it wouldn't make any sense.
1098589
Caution:  I go from 0 to Bi*ch in 3.5 seconds.\n\nWhy does the blonde keep failing her driver's test?  B/c everytime the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!\n\nWe'll get along fine as long as you realize I'm God.\n\nMy bulldog's cuter than you!!\n\nWitches Do It in Circles!\n\nMy Karma ran over your Dogma.\n\nTree Hugging Dirt Worshipper.
1035116
I know what you mean. I told a cop to move out of my way once and he started barking orders at me. Stupid sobriety checkpoints.
1066034
No matter the state have you ever wondered how someone that cannot speak English can pass the test for a drivers license? I mean aside from pictures aren't road signs in English?
956023
There is a dirty mark on your paper, which makes a C look like the E in your question.  SOWRRCDOSS makes CROSSWORDS.
1078538
it is called a palindrome.\n\nBob\nMom\nDad\nRacecar\nKayak\nPop\nPep\nPeep\n\nthe list goes on!
936758
Is this a trick question
838843
still yourname just backwards
584535
Did you hit the "H" instead of the "J" on your keyboard
417955
[In a drunken crosseyed slurr]...MEEOOWWWW....HEELLLOO... KIITTTYYY...\n...MEEOOWWWW???\n\n\n[Thinks to himself] Best answer EVER!!!
988180
It's called a palindrome.
692689
Dude, let me know when you figure this out.  I'm also dying to know.  Is it really so hard to hit an extra two keys when typing words like "are" or "you?"
189121
I hit a drunk with my car and sped away.Im not sure of i did hit someone..see,i was also drunk ;-)\ni checked the papers and there was no news of it.Im still not clear about it.
187188
You only asked for the (a) charge, so here it is:\n\n23152.  (a) It is unlawful for any person who is under the influence of any alcoholic beverage or drug, or under the combined influence of any alcoholic beverage and drug, to drive a vehicle.\n\nIf there's something else you want to know, I'd be glad to see what I could do for you.
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after a dozen BELLY SHOTS OF TEQUILA I'm talking the same way!!!\nParty on retard!