My wife and I keep cumming on our new furniture..what removes the stains?
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Dude, put a nice bed cover over it and tuck in good that will do it for now till you get a new one.
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You are not using the right taint cleaner !\ntaint the right cleaner !
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Place a paper towel over the stain and iron it with a hot iron.  The wax will melt and stick to the paper towel.
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baby oil\nrubbing alcohol\nsoap\nlaundry detergent...
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This is how I do it:\n\nViva Kitchen Tissue + Rubbing Alcohol\n\nRubbing alcohol is antiseptic as well as reacts with the oils to remove them.\n\nViva is soft! (I also use a velvet cloth sometimes)\n\n\nCommercially, \nThere are special tissues available for this; I bought one for $6.99; was good for a year then the sheets dried out. The above solution works good so I didn't by another one.\n\n\nTO CLEAN INSIDE:\nCompressed air; I spray it once in a while on the fans from the outside to avoid the laptop to overheat.
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apricot scrub\n\ncheap and it works!
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I've heard that if you use Dawn Dish Foam, it is new soap for dishes and foams to take out grease. If you take and rub this on the stain and this wash it as normal it will take the stain out. I've not tried it, but I know several people that it hs worked for.
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take some liquid laundry detergent and scrub the stain with a brush before you wash it or if the clothes are white use alot of bleach. The other option is throw them out and buy some new ones.
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Sounds like you had fun, dearheart. Try sprinkling some baking soda on it and see if that won't soak up the oil that's left over. Otherwise, you may want to have your carpet spot cleaned if you don't want the stain. There is a cleaner for organic material. Nature's Miracle, available at pet store. It works very well. Just be safe when you're having your fun.
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Soak, file, scrub, cream.  That's how I would do it.
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If you can lube it off with lubricant.Maybe some ky or vasline/baby oil.If that dosent work, or if you get it off and his sac is hurt or discolored,take him to the er.I know it may be embarrassing for all of you(especially him), you want to have grandkids when he's old enough and married, right?It is funny though...poor thing.Take it easy on him.we all experimented, in some way, when we were young.Also, sit down and talk to him about all of the sex stuff, including this.So next time he knows NOt to use a vacuum..lol
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I would try usuing some rubbing alcohol first. If that doesn't work, try diluting something fairly mild like the Orange Clean or Fantastic multi-purpose cleaning stuff. You definitely are right for wanting to be very careful!\n\nIf you use enough alcohol, it should defintely fix the problem!
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Use a no rub solution.  No, take them out and let them sit in the case for a few hours.
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Oxi Clean Wipes and or Shout Wipes. They both work just as well.\n\nMy cousin on her wedding day brushed up against the tires of the limo and got a nice big black streak on her gown and I got it out with the Oxi wipes. Later on I used the Shout wipes to get soda off the flower girls satin dress. No body new the diff when we told them later.
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a damp cloth and house vaccum cleaner will do the job, if not try isopropyl alcohol for tough stain.
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Smart-aleck answer: stop letting the Ty-D-Bowl man play in your toilet tank.  Don't put the toilet bowl cleaner in the system in the first place.\n\nSerious answer -- distill the water to purify it.\n\nOr are you really looking to remove staining in the porcelain?
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you can buy a cleaner kit at any computer store like radio shaq or staples preferably. It usually come with a special brush or cloth with which to clean it. recommended that you do not use paper towels and cloths around the house u may risk scratching it