Why do old people fart?
541093
Because they can't control it.
817248
yes because years of releasing monstrous dumps loosens up the anus which allows air from the intestines to slip out ...I say bend grandma over her walker and give her an enema she wont forget..do the scientific experiment and be sure to let us know the outcome and how it felt of have gas released on your penis.! Thanks.
508157
Its when theres an air pocket and we rub it and we push that air pocket...so it makes a farting noise.\n\nIt happened to my ex a few times long time ago, but I knew it was normal so it didnt phase me.\n\nAll men know its a normal thing, so dont wig out...its a beautiful thang.
243949
Old people that drive 35 miles an hour.\nChewing with your mouth open.\nHearing saliva squishing around when someone is eating.\nPopping knuckles, necks, backs, toes...anything.\nMy husbands allergies.\nPeople who are late.\nPeople who are ingorant.\nPeople who are just plain stupid.\nMy annoying neighbors who let their freaking yipping barking dog bark all day and night - and they yell and argue constantly...oh and their kid screams and cries all the time thats annoying too.
351442
try stretching and straining to cause a fart,once you have farted cup it in your hand and smell of it.
438559
Well, it depends...not all farts are stinky...some farts are just air...while other farts are deadly gases...but if the priest cuts 1 that is stinky then by all means the fart will be stinky...anyways, what does sitting in a pew have to do with it?  The only thing that comes to mind about farting and pews is that if you are sitting just right then that bad boy fart will reverberate on the pew and make the fart sound louder.
330933
No, we produce the same, it's just a cultural thing...They see older men spit and think they should...Monkey see,,Monkey do....... It's disgusting I know and unsanitary as well...That spit dries and any particulates like tuberculosis germs goes airborne
98370
hahahah, Im a nursing student, and its an old wives tale.  We all are stinky farters.
857356
If they snore or fart loud enough, the noise can wake them.  Yes, they usually know what the noise was.  I've also known of people who farted and the stink was so bad it woke them up.
889497
LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]\n\nJust fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts.  Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
500782
Yes it does. Greesy/fatty food, and anything you have trouble processing like milk and dairy cause gas (flatulence). It's caused by the billions of bacteria in your intestine that process the food and let out a gas as a byproduct. Once it accumulates the sound is made by the vibration of the anus, similar to a tuba player buzzing their lips in a mouthpiece. Nice image eh?
1069273
The other day I was bowling and when I walked up to the line to throw my ball an old man next to me farted sooooo loud.  I could barely roll the ball and tried to keep from laughing.  It was a squealing one.
4157
Farts are primarily caused by bacteria that reside in your lower gut. They eat undigested foods that pass into the lower gut and as a byproduct of that, methane is produced. Beans, notorious for causing farts, contain large amounts of oligosaccharides, sugars that humans cannot digest, and bacteria digest these, causing gas.
1102497
it is because you are so old
665098
because men are all alike. They don't care if they fart to each other's face. Yes, we do fart too.
576529
Its simple,\nWhen simple carbs ar processed it produces a lot of air, meaning loud gas\nWhen protiens are digested it doesn't produce a lot of gas but the gas it produces reeks, (ever smelled burning feathers or hair?) We all fart, its just the smell thats different.
559915
They will die from the stench of the lard fart. Seriously most likely they will be grossed out.