What would Jesus say to Katie Couric?
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"Why did you change jobs?  Now what's my reason for waking up in the mornings?  Geez, Katie, thanks a lot!"
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Jesus was teaching a sermon about how to receive from God.\n\nLuke 11: 9-10\n9. And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. \n\n10 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
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I don't, but that sounds like a great idea.  Hmmm, one that I like, that comes to mind right now is 1 John 4: 7-19.  Another one I like that emphasises being non-judgemental, is the one about Jesus talking to Mary of Samaria? at the well, the woman with the 5 husbands... not sure where it is.  Good luck and God Bless
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Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" \nPriest: "No, not if you did not know." \nEskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”\n\n"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion."  Dalai Lama\n\nAnd please forgive Schneb for saying it's a regiment.  He just loves to rhyme.
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i may say amen forgive me,or hello jesus
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Dear Heavenly Father,\n\nI pray that this child of yours be helped through this difficult time.  This looks like a cry for help, and I ask you, God, to help this person get through the trials that have driven this remark.\n\nPlease watch over this soul and keep your child out of harms way.\n\nIn Jesus Name,\nAmen
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One of the best ways is to follow the pattern that Jesus gave when He spoke to the woman at the well in Samaria. He didn't just come up to her and tell her that He was the Messiah. He first spoke to her about what was going on in her life at that moment.\n\n"There came a woman of Samaria to draw water. Jesus said to her, "Give me a drink." (For his disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.) The Samaritan woman said to him, "How is it that you, a Jew, ask for a drink from me, a woman of Samaria?" (For Jews have no dealings with Samaritans.)"  John 4:7-9 \n\nThen He used the course of the conversation to bring up religion.\n\nJesus answered her, "If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, 'Give me a drink,' you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water." The woman said to him, "Sir, you have nothing to draw water with, and the well is deep. Where do you get that living water? Are you greater than our father Jacob? He gave us the well and drank from it himself, as did his sons and his livestock." Jesus said to her, "Everyone who drinks of this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks of the water that I will give him will never be thirsty forever. The water that I will give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life." The woman said to him, "Sir, give me this water, so that I will not be thirsty or have to come here to draw water."  John 4:10-15 \n\nThen He got her to consider that there was a sin problem in her life and told her that He was the solution.\n\n"Jesus said to her, "Go, call your husband, and come here." The woman answered him, "I have no husband." Jesus said to her, "You are right in saying, 'I have no husband'; for you have had five husbands, and the one you now have is not your husband. What you have said is true." The woman said to him, "Sir, I perceive that you are a prophet. Our fathers worshiped on this mountain, but you say that in Jerusalem is the place where people ought to worship." Jesus said to her, "Woman, believe me, the hour is coming when neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem will you worship the Father. You worship what you do not know; we worship what we know, for salvation is from the Jews. But the hour is coming, and is now here, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, for the Father is seeking such people to worship him. God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship in spirit and truth." The woman said to him, "I know that Messiah is coming (he who is called Christ). When he comes, he will tell us all things." Jesus said to her, "I who speak to you am he."  John 4:16-26 \n\nOne way to bring up the subject of Jesus/religion in the course of following this pattern is to inject a statement about going to church and asking the other person if they go to church. Usually people don't get offended by that question and then if they say "No" you can ask them why, or tell them how happy you are to go to church because of what Jesus has done in your life.\n\nThe main thing is to pray for the Holy Spirit to lead you to people whom He would have you to witness to and to prepare the soil of their hearts in advance so that the seed that is sown will prosper.
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The simple answer is that IF JESUS(suppose) visit me and I ask this question what will be HIS answer?
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If You wud b jesus then i wud have asked for 10 points but if i wud really ask jesus then its simply Please God Give us True peace coz if we have that we have everything that include love, money, relationship everything.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ EXACTLY WHAT JESUS SAID ABOUT HIMSELF FOR YOURSELF, INSTEAD OF HEARSAY. John 3:16-18. if you need to look up anything or if you don't have a bible of your own click the link below
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Jesus Would (DID) Say\n\n"Render Unto Ceasar What Is Ceasars\nRender Unto God What Is Gods"\n\nDo You Understand What That Means??
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Convince her that the christ returns from your seed.  That an angel came down upon you and spoke these truths.  "Impregnate your true love and a new christ shall be born."\n\nworked for me.\n\n\n.
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idk.... what would he tell u? are you a christian...? if not he would prolly tell u to straighten up and become one... to me he'd prolly say...\nur a good christian but u do stuff sometimes that isnt the right thing!!!\nya thnx for the 2 points
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But when they continued asking him, he (Jesus) straightened up and said to them, "Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her." (John 8:7)\n\nWith love in Christ.
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I would have the time for Jesus! TV would go out the window if it offends him or anything else in my home.
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Hello The Cookie Monster.. :)\n\nYes, Jesus is Awesome..for I serve and Awesome God.. :)\n\nI thank Jesus that He said: Love one another as I have Loved you..to Love our neighbor as our self..\n\nBlessed are the peacemakers..\nBlessed are the merciful..\n\n\n\nBecause His Love Has set me Free..\n\nJesus means the world to me..\nBecause His Love has set me Free..\nNot to fear the way I used to do..\nBut to walk with Him and be renewed..\nHis Love, I can never repay..\nFor the terrible pain He suffered that day..\nNot for Himself did He die..\nBut for Everyone He was crucified..\nSo please don't turn your backs to the Savior's cry..\nIt wasn't just for me..\nBut for YOU, He died..\n\n\nIn Jesus Most Precious Name..\nWith Love..In Christ.. :)
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If you were on your deathbed and could speak? I would you say, "I am a sinner, Save me Lord Jesus."\n\n\n\nmortgageg, That's funny.   :)