what is the lames joke you have ever heard?
550799
Q: whats the biggest ant around?\nA: an elephANT.\n\nOn a Dixie cup, my friends thought it was hillarious...
751440
LOL....this one always made me laugh...some people just don't understand why!
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
1171940
what do you call a guy who asks for jokes to laugh?\n\nA lame azz\n\n\nhahahahahha ha hah  ah ugggg
895344
I have two! \nThis guy died and went to heven, he meet Peter, who gave him a piece of chalk, "Before you can go thourgh the gates, you have to write all your sins on the chalk board so they can be wiped clean" he was told, so he went to find a chalk board\nOn the way he ran into Bush, "You done yet?" he asked Bush, "Yep! See ya on the other side". The man contiued on his way.\nsoon after,he meet Kerry, "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "Surprised to see you here" "Me too." Kerry answered, "Are you done yet?" The man asked Kerry, "No, not yet, I need to get more chalk"\n\nNext one!\n\nA guy dided and went to Hevaen, when there he saw a bunch of clocks, he asked Peter what the were, "Evertime someone sins, thier clock hand gos around one time," next the guy asked where John Kerry's clock was, "Oh thats in my room, I used it as a fan"
508926
damn funny joke!  i laughed till i stopped!
1051133
That is SOOO funny --- and I've NEVER HEARD it, before.....\n\n(Kudo's to you --- that's one I'll be telling........)  LMAO!!!!!!
776984
LOL!  Old joke......but still funny!
809833
Yeah .. like I haven't heard this one before. Lame.\n\nhehe.
944670
the lamest one there is
1025507
bc u told that joke hahaha :/
399355
"were both farmers!" hehehe i love that joke!!!cracks me up everytime!
1114235
Trying to be cool, but ultimately very uncool indeed, and often even extremely embarrassing\n\nOR \n\nSomething presented as fresh or original, but which is actually tired and/or lame. Especially, when its lameness derives from being obvious or done to death.\n\nExample: Oh Grandpa! That joke is soooo corny.
961960
..."A small penis that doesn't work"...\n\nHa,ha,ha you are funny.where did you get  this silly story?
572903
You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
701843
This is a great joke... it's on the movie The Boondock Saints if you didn't know.
724546
Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!