What's the FUNNIEST JOKE that you have ever heard, I mean really funny?
548630
Ok, this isn't a joke, but it happened on my schoolbus.\n\nWe had a Spanish bus driver, and we were trying to go somewhere.  A train began to pass in front of our bus.  After roughly five minutes of watching the never-ending train, our bus driver has had enough.\n\nThe bus driver decides to make an illegal U-turn.  My friend says, "Oh look, we're turning around".  I immedeately say, "This U-turn is about as legal as our bus driver".\n\nHad to be there.  Hard earned 2 points.\n\nAnd what's the person below me talking about?  \n\nThey're probably just mad because they're illegal, too.\n\nDang I modified this like three times.\n\nI feel like such an ass.\n\nFour times.\n\nOur jokes suck.
1138583
the LIFE is the funniest joke ever ;)
1015843
Strange but Quite Hilarious!!! Good Joke!!! Rating-9/10!!! Continue posting some other jokes!!!
892471
ah man you're so funny! this has to be the number one best joke I've ever heard! And to think they named Ronnie Barker Britain's favourite comedian... 'f**kwit*' should have won that, or at least come second.
764425
that was a great joke 2 thumbs up
982937
I still find this as funny today and when I first heard it.  It is one of my MOST favorite jokes ever.  Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
479920
worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
906688
Lmao hey great joke lol
956305
Hahahahahahaaaahhhhhaa!That was really funny!That was the best joke i've heard/seen in a loooooooooooooggggggggggggggggggg time!I gave you a good question rating!
313591
hahahahahaha!! that was a good joke!
107870
Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
847459
LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
873613
Okay, that was funny!
1181097
That is a perfect joke!! I could tell anyone and they all laughed! And what do you mean by old..? It's new as ever~!!! I'm gonna tell that to allllllll my friends and my dad and I bet you--they will laugh!!!
327049
So my first reaction was that this joke was kinda cheesy, but when I tried to tell it to my dad, I started laughing so hard that I couldn't tell it any more.  Thanks for the great joke!  I hope you have more to tell us :)
755859
that was toooooooo good , i wish i could think of jokes that good. hahahahahahah rotfl lol, lmfao
930125
I think thats so funny! My fr4iend sent that to me and i said it and laughed for like 10 minutes.