Can i eat pie forever?
546987
Yes but I think you would get tired of it after a while especially if it is blackbird pie.
450577
the answer is pie over 2x plus 7
510323
Take your time & if she gives you directions listen.There's nothing wrong with asking what she likes either.Putting her legs over your shoulders & sucking every last drop of honey from her works quite well to. :) I Love Honey Pie!!!!!!!!
730260
turkey pot pie, yummy!!!
929531
Right on brother. Bring on the pie. Mmmmm, pie.
360929
Me, too. I also love french fries, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and real butter. I'd rather enjoy life and die young than live to be 100 and eat nothing but tofu.
631105
I've heard various things, like wait 10 minutes or go for a walk.  I'd say wait the 10 minutes and if you still have the craving, go ahead and have whatever it is but try and make it a small portion.  I don't think there's any real way to stop a craving - but I have also heard that after a couple weeks of not eating something (sugar, butter - whatever), you won't want it any more.  I've never been able to hold out long enough to test that theory!
921733
they go on forever eating each bit of each other
709562
My dear friend Mrs. Smith ,makes great pies all year long.\nPick out what you want, cook according to directions and enjoy. No one will care that you didn't make it yourself.\nP.S. My other friend Sara Lee , makes pies too!
317205
eat it,  two short lick one long.  repeat.
303289
Not if you put it on your apple pie.
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WARNING: This story is NOT for those with a weak stomach or those with a liking for meat-pies! Please don't let your curiosity get the better of you unless you are sure that the worst things you can imagine will not put you off eating pies for life...\n\nMy first job was as an apprentice baker in a large family run bakery. At first I enjoyed the job, especially as employees were allowed to take home and eat a great number of the bakery's wares. (I personally liked thier meat pies, and would take a dozen or so home each week). I often wondered though why only the new employees were taking advantage of this offer. \nThen one day I changed shifts to work throughout the night, which is when I first discovered that the place was infested with rats. I had seen one or two during the day shift, but they were chased out quickly and I thought little of it, but on the night-shift several of the workers would hunt the rats for sport, and on my second night of working the new shift (while selecting more pies to take home), several of the regular night-workers (including the owners son) managed to catch a live rat. \nWhat happened next stays with me even today...\n\nThe Foreman, egged on by the owners son, took the rat by the tail and dropped it into the mincing machine which ground the meat for the bakery's meat pies! The other workers were lughing and slapping each others backs as the rat was turned into mince-meat, then squeezed out into pie-casings. The pies were then covered, added to the regular meat pies, baked and shipped out to unsuspecting shop owners. \nAfter asking about the frequency of these events I was told that this was a regular occurance, which is why very few workers actually took home the bakery's products. I dropped the pies I had taken in the bin and took the rest of the week off, understandably quite ill after discovering the possible contents of the pies I had regularly been eating and giving to friends and family.\n\nI'm ashamed to say that I didn't report the incident, the wages at the Bakery were extremely high (especially as I was so young) and I needed the money very much. I continued working there for another couple of months, but never took any more products home.\nEventually I was head-hunted by another bakery, and when I took the job I told my new employer of the practices of this bakery. Two weeks later the above mentioned bakery was closed down after a surprise health inspection, and although my new job was with a respected and very hygenic bakery, I still no longer took any products home.\n\nI still eat the occasional pie, but now only eat pies that have no meat in them.\n\nI'm sorry if this story upsets some people, but I can assure you that this sort of thing is VERY rare, I have since worked often in the food industry and have never come across anything even remotely as disgusting as this. \n\nWere I the man I am now when this happened, I would have taken action immediately, but it was my first job, and I wash fresh out of high-school with little knowledge of the world around me. It is my biggest shame that I did not act sooner, but the feeling of regret and self-loathing that I felt for my inaction have been a valuable lesson throughout my adult life, and never again have I stood idly by when my actions could prevent hardships and discomfort for others.
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Try American Pie series.....
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Your piehole is your mouth, where you eat your pie...LOL
33913
Can i still be one with everything(hummm)just without the onions?
151789
I love it..... Sometimes I get a pie in the face every day
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You can have your cake and eat it, but it would only be polite to share it with me.  Go on!  Give us a bit!  I'd share mine with you.