what word would make your Moma spit down on the ground?
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every time my name gets mentioned. "OY, If I get that boy, gonna put him in a house of detention"\n\nPaul Simon
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It's just a gangsta term. Example: you go up to someone and say, "You're fat!" They(subject A) respond in a nasty tone saying "Your mama!!". It's spos to bounce the insult to a subject, which might not even be in the conversation. Therefore, insulting your mother(subject B), you getting really P.O.'ed, and Subject A has just given you a come back.
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I have had this happen....and when i said "NO Thank you..." the woman spit in my face. Now..If that is her etiquette in receiving my answer, what might her reading have been like? I chalk it up to a clever way to panhandle.
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Tom the Bomb\nThomas the Pompous
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pattooy... ( spitting sound)
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Yo mama so nasty you asked her what was for dinner and she pulled down her pants and said Crabs.\n\nYo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu\n\nYo mama is so ugly she made Ray Charles Flinch\n\nYo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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The question IS when did your MOM stop swallowing
199570
The F word is Anglo Saxon.  Most others are corruptions of body parts.  My favourite is my old grandad's: 'Bad cess to you'.   It took me a long time to figure it out, but the cess is as in cesspit.
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draikcor\n6 minutes ago\n\n\n \n your mama is so fat that when she went into a sushi restaurant, the cooks chopped her up for sushi.\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was screaming in an envelope i asked wat r u doing she said i was trying to send a voice mail\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was walking she saw a bus of white people and started yelling Catch that twinkie, and when she got to the bus she said wheres the cream filling \n\nyour moma so fat when she went to japan and saw godzill, godzilla had to chop her up to very small pieces to eat her\n\nyour mama is so fat when she went outer space, astronauts thought she was an alien motherboard ship that was gonna blow up Earth.\n\nyour mama is so stupid when she was playing on the computer and shooting aliens i asked her wat r u doing and she said im trying to say take me to your leader.\n\nlike u have any jokes to tell and about the rollerblading that is pure gay
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1.  gaga - aga, I think\n\n2.  gherkin - her kin\n\n3.  mundane - Dane\n\n4.  scatter - smatter, spatter, shatter, slatter??, swatter, snatter???, \n\n5.  emulate - lame ute\n\nInteresting!
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My mama!!\n\nFor real!\n\nOr Vic Carucci's  but if Vic ask my mama, he'll agree too!\n\nIt's yo mamma kid!
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Almost every English speaking country uses the word mum.Its easier to give a detailed list of countries that use the word mom,so here it is: America.Thats it.
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your mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly competition the juges told her, sorry, no professionals\n\nyour mama is so stupid that when something threw a cup at her she said she got mugged.\n\nyour mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter!\n\nyour mamas so ugly that when her mama gave birth, she tried to send a return slip.\n\nyour mamas so fat that when she finally turns all the way around, she gets a welcome back party\n\nyour mamas so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. \n\nyour mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car. (old but still great!)\n\ni could go on and on but my hands ache. check some more out at aha.com
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ask your moma maybe she'll know what you should do.
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Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.\n\nShe says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.\n\nMakes you sound like ignorant White trash.\n\n\nHere is a regular joke for you.\n\n\nMarriage & Manners\n\nThis is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.\n\nThe only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.  \nThe noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. \n\nEvery morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. \n\nHe told her he could not stop it and that it was perfectly natural.\n\nShe told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.\n\nThe years went by and he continued to rip them out!\n\nThen one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl \nwhere she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. \n\nShe took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic \nwaistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.\n\nSome time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.  \n\nThe wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! \nAfter years of torture, she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. \n\nAbout twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.  \n\nShe bit her lip as she asked him what the matter was.   \n\nHe said, "Honey, you were right.  All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you".   \n\n"What do you mean?" asked his wife.\n\n"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.\nBut by the grace of God, some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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your mom, lol sorry can't help it
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Motherf*ck*nsh*te or some other combo and christ, which isnt really a bad word, but is when I use it. :(