To kiss a miss is a comedy and to miss a kiss is a tragedy...any comments?
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to "kiss a miss"  is fun and exciting....on stage  AND off. \nBUT.....too "miss a kiss"  is  not such a good thing....depends "WHO"  is "OFFERING"  that kiss......BUT...\n"YOU"....MUST....ALWAYS REMEMBER.....that the best part of \n"lip-stick".....is.......KISSING IT OFF......lol...GO GET RID OF SOME LIP-STICK...
422855
I have been to college myself. I never heard of Kissology (the study of kisses) 101. that is pretty funny, but maybe he is right.  Did you know that kissing can be considered a sexual act within itself?  After I read that, I stopped kissing around.  (I am so giggly right now, i have got to go.)
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Just saw it.  There are some funny lines and parts.\nI don't think the dog stuffs add anything to the story.\nThere are also too many bad words especially spoken by kids.\nI like the sushi.... no time to cook part and a few things he did to the neighbor kid, etc.\nIt is definitely funnier or happier with his second chance ending.\nI first thought just the sad ending would be OK too.  \nYou know he had his chance but just blew it.
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Well, the movie and the play were similar with the same big songs in it. \nIf you didn't like the movie i don't think you'll like the play.
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Already answered on Yahoo before here: http://ask.yahoo.com/20000713.html\n\nAnd if I remember correctly love was a corruption of "l'oeuf" or egg (as in goose-egg).
957115
It's different and quite funny, but the more I think about it the less I like it. There was too much swearing - I'm not saying that as a purist but because it was just used unnecessarily and unrealistically. Also according to the film all male teachers are either gay or lechers...All the boys were too old to be boys as well - well if you see it you'll know what I mean.  It's crass and unrealistic but entertaining and a change from the Hollywood formulaic offerings.
923110
hahaha.....Both were very good,,,,,,,, Now would you be so kind as to please post some more jokes.......lol
821996
Yes ! Missing of small things like periods can cause serious problems ...They can entirely change the meaning of  a sentence and a life as well !! Thats what the little Philosopher Johnny wanted to convey to his teacher ! Ha Ha Ha ....it was an Excellent Joke ! I loved it !
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Love and Basketball is a good one but I cry in Titanic, Pay it Forward, Romeo + Juliette, and The Notebook, the outsiders is pretty sad too. But you know what's weird? When I watch sappy movies with other people, my eyes are as dry as a desert, but when I watch them by myself I start bawling!
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The Notebook is the GREATEST love story of all time , I would also get some of the classics An Affair to Remember is also awesome . Those are both movies that any gorl can watch over and over . Roamntic comedies are great too , an associate at your local video store should be able to help even more .
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You must understand that all great love stories must end in tragedy: can you imagine Romeo marrying Juliet and living happily ever after? No. Don't think of the movie in terms of sadness, but in terms of compassion: it was so well crafted that it allowed you to see the world from a different perspective than your usual one, thus opening the way for change. It is a universal tale of loss which reverberates with all of our losses, and teaches us to cherish what little time we have, to take chances. \n\nAlso, take a good hard look at the final scenes. Remember when Del Mar found the shirt and jacket? Jack's shirt was covering Del Mar's jacket: this represented their relationship. Twist had to repress his emotions with more difficulty than Del mar. But at the end, it was Del Mar's jacket that covered Twist's shirt: the two lovers had finally come full circle. I don't see this as sad, but as wonderful. Death had brought them, finally, to the same place. Ang Lee and Proux are geniuses! Hail!
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Byron's Don Juan: "Tragedy ends in death; comedy, in marriage." See also contrast ... Tragedies end in death; comedies, in marriage" \n\nLord Byron, in a famous observation, noted that comedies end in marriage ... act's comedy ends in marriage, the second's tragedy ends in death.
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I LOVE that movie.  It was so heartwarming and cheesy, but it worked.  I think my favorite part for comedy purposes would have to be when the little boy goes after his woman in the airport.  For just pure acting chops and cry-your-eyes-out purposes, the scene where Emma Thompson's character is in her bedroom after she learns of her husband's affair.
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The Man from Del Monte says\n"a hole in the head"     boom boom.\nWho says comedy has never been the same since the Chuckle Brothers were tragically .... not beaten to death with a petrified goose ?\nGet well soon.\nIf you think I'm weird (and you should) follow the link below ...
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You all can kiss my BIG toe...\nThat show was and is a good show... It had alot of meaning like, Family, love, relationships, honesty, togetherness, and everything else that deals with a family or love...\nSO keep your negative comments to your self...
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I like Miss Congeniality very much. #2 was a disappointment.Usually the first of any movies are the best.Such as Rocky.But I did enjoy both Toy Stories.
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These songs, written by Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht, are considered by all people who know anything, to be among the most important works of musical theatre. Next time out, just go see something mediocre by Andrew Lloyd Webber...\n\n"The songs were awful" but "It was once a masterpiece..." ?