The world's heaviest largemouth bass, Ronald McDonald and Hilary Clinton walk into a bar. . .?
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Ronald McDonald and Hilary Clinton walk into a bar where they see Bill smooching on Monica.  Hilary gets mad and starts kissin' Ronald, one thing lead to another and nine months later Chelsea was born :)
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Hmmm. It's time to take our studio audience all the way to Zimbabwe.\n\nNews Reporter (NR): What are the restrictions imposed on your country by the American Democracy and Economic Recovery Act?"\n\nCitizen(C): " I don't know good sir, but I am so hungry and thirsty, could you just give me a taste of your soda I see in your hand?"\n\nNR: "Sir, sir, will you just answer the question?"\n\nC: I am dying from thirst, please.\n\nNR: Well, I'll take that as a no comment.\n\nC: Sir, where are you going? I am thirsty. Do you think any of us knows what is going on? Sir? We are peons.  But rest assured that sh** roles down hill, so anything the US does to our government, it does to us first.  They wil not go hungry or thirsty, our government officials.  They are at the top. Sir?..........Sir..........oh for god's sake! I am thirsty!\n(Speaking to NR's back as he and his crew walk to van, ignoring C and load their equipment back into it.)
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I knew this guy that work at McDonald's he was from Argentina and he was sooo cute, too bad he was only 17.\n\nI think they're nice.
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like big monsters... rednecks
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6lb 24 inch Largemouth. What fun that was!! Still hanging on my wall!!
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president bush and hillary clinton!!
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They have huge peckars
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It's all the Alcohol and drugs these NEO_CON'S are using. Clinton's written three novels and Hillary is in her second term, as Senator of New York, just adding to their portfolio. These drunks and drug addicts are stuck in the 60's. "WHERE DID IT ALL GO MAN" Up your nose, and in your stomach's that where it all went NEO_CON'S. Vote these them out in November.
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OK, now let's leave poor Bill Clinton out of this!\nYes, there was a story back in the 80's about a creature over in Monkey Run AR, near where I live.  I haven't heard much else.
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Nothing, they have a McDonald's fetish. You know, gimme some McFries & a McCoke with that McCheeseburger!
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People who eat McDonalds are bigger than those who eat Subway
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Hillary Duff. Her  arms are huge.
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i had a buddy got head at a club from a 400 lb biiiitch with a mustache ,just for buyin her 2 barbecue sandwichs outside the club .
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Don't know much about this "special relationship" crap, but I do know what an A R S E licker is, and our country is run by one. The Scottish gentleman that wants to follow him, will further take us to the cleaners, and what can we do about it?.  When I see bush and blair, swaggering along like a couple John Wayne's, I wonder why they don't hold hands.  How much have they cost us ?. Weapons of mass destruction, what a load of bollocks.
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I have a lot of very important things to say. \nSo a chick and a duck walk into a bar. The ducks says, "hey bartender...
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Hilary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is the pope catholic? Both Tony Blair and George 'dubya' Bush are the biggest pair of gobshites in the whole of christendom!