What "catch phrase" are you totally sick of hearing?
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Definitely your mom or you're _________ insert whatever you said before that there. \n\nEx. What's up? Ans. You're mom.\n\nThis is easy. Answ. You're easy.
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LAMO!\nThat was funny!\nHere are some more:\n\n\nThings You DON'T Want to Hear During Surgery\n\n\n\n"Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."\n\n"Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?"\n\n"Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."\n\n"Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."\n\n"Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"\n"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"\n\n"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off."\n\n"What's this doing here?"\n\n"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."\n\n"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
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I agree with you - especially when after 15 seconds they say "we'll know in half an hour" or "we'll find out after the break".\n\nIt's very annoying!
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Dang girl! get a freakin life!\nyou're starting to annoy me!
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You, I can't stand it.
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"The way you jangle your jewls while yer gettin' yours, it drives the pretty boys out of their heads!"\n\n"You got the peaches, I got the cream....Do you take sugar? (One Lump or two?"\n\nTranslate these songs into German; it's a riot.
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The worst has to be a .wav going around AOL chat years ago.  It's presented like a song (!), rather dramatically.  Here goes:\n\n"I'd rather clean \nall the bathrooms\nin Grand Central Station\nwith my tongue\nthan spend\none more minute\nwith you!"\n\nEWWWW!  \n(Worse yet, I think I still have the .wav somewhere on old CD Saved Files.  I reckon it's time to track it down and erase that thing!)
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quit using that barry white voice...
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I hate it when people say "FYI (for your information)"
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THANK GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS ANNOYED BY THIS\n\ni hate the sound of it sooooo bad i have to leave the room or dinner table where the person is.\n\nit drives me crazy, and i usually have a lot of bad thoughts of doing something to them so i just leave before things get ugly
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When people eat loudly! I can't freaking stand that!
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My pet peeve is people who will say something without thinking about what they're really saying. Example: I'm washing dishes and someone comes in the room and says "Hey, what are you doing?" to which I'll reply "brushing my F**king teeth!" I hate it when people don't think before they speak.
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Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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move over and stop hoggin' the covers '-)
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Ebonics is my biggest pet peeve.
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The TV news.  I get annoyed at how they drag out a story for 5 minutes with purile visual support (e.g. if the stockmarket is going up they will put thier reporter on an escalator going 'up'.  So clever.  So so clever.) when it needn't be.  Oooh.  I'm annoyed now just thinking about it!\n\nOh, and Parsnips.  I've only have parsnips that I've liked once.  It annoys me everytime I have them and they just taste like perfumed carrots.  Bleurgh!
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Personally, I think this is a problem with a lot of commercials.  I tend to mute the ones I am sick of.  I wish they'd realize that shoving this stuff down our throats every 30 seconds just makes us want to get away from their product, not run out and buy it.  Enough already!