How clever are your insults?
538732
Real funny mister sinner.\nYou'll be laughing all the way to hell.\nThe Loch Ness Monster isn't real.  Do you think you can just worship something that isnt real?  I've got news for ya, pal.  We Christians are about 2000 years ahead of you on that one.
845732
"Are you stupid really or just acting like one"
644418
Vowel movement, hehehe, that is really funny.\nAnd also a clever idea!
896775
Oh HA HA!! Very funny.\n\nxxB
193961
Hey I know im not the sharpest knife in the draw but some people are so stupid i think they be just tryin to get a laugh
573993
sometimes loaded questions create a battle of wits.
775084
Face like a bulldog liking p*ss off a nettle!\n(if you're talking and you get your words mixed up) - Another spoke like that and i'll have a wheel.\nYou look like the back end of a bus.\nI'll rip off your head and sh*t down your neck.\nYou fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\n(burp) - Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.\nThere's a party in my pants and you're all invited!
879302
Well, it depends, I agree with you, but you'd be surprised how insulting some people can be,  I asked a question about why cops have to block traffic when giving a citation and this crazy woman just insulted me like there is no tomorrow, she  comes from a family of cops,  she can't even spell, nor use punctuation properly, but you can see how hateful she is, she said I have to be the most ignorant person and had the stupidest questions and went on and on, you can immediately see she has a miserable life and she is brand new to Y/A, I only asked a simple question. She also said I have to be the most self centered person, blah  blah, it's unbelievable, she actually didn't read the question, but misinterpreted, check it out, all I can do is laugh.  \nYeah you lose 10 points plus another 2 if they think your answer was offensive.
108821
Gee Came across your question. I would not be one too be Insulting. I have more fun trying to give real answers for the people that ask. So far on cyber space I find you will have a few Idiots that can get your Dander to fly. But after you have I think about it. All it is are words on a screen. The people who do the insults are short lived online they tend to be the Drunk punks that can not be that way in public. Due to their fear of being physically Harmed. Don't give up on the Fun you can have here. I know how to Get under the stupid peoples skin when I feel like having fun.
361378
It depends on the relationship I have with the person.  If they are family, I just get nasty with them and don't pull any punches.  (and I can strip someone with my tongue very easily)  If they are an acquaintance, I just ignore them.  In my situation, this is the worst possible insult they can receive as most folks around me like being in my company.  I let the person see me looking great, laughing (could be about them or not) and generally having a great time.  I'm like you, I prefer not to swear, as it shows poor manners, so sometimes my revenge is more a mental discipline then a verbal one.
243202
thinking of something witty to answer ;)
526225
you are easily amused huh??
384718
Ive cracked the code!\n\n\n\n\n\nYou have a great sense of humour, I can just see the daft trying to work it out. Or am I Daft?
893653
don't quite know how to answer that question, still pretty new\n\ni try to be funny, serious, and silly, but just not a jerk
597368
I find it interesting that you would post this question under the sub-section etiquette. On the assumption that you've done so on purpose, I say "Haahahaha, clever"
674541
LOL laughing out loud\nFYI for your information
588793
when ya'll act stuck up