i ate kitty liter and it came out of my nose?
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Coz you had to many sausages for breakfast try wearing a turban next time don't think it ll help much but its better than scratching your butt with a Brillo pad
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my nose, when I sneeze
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What is it you are eating? IS it maybe , rice or somthing else stickly or soft like bread, etc?  Your esophogus my be narrowing, I had to have a tube put down my throat so have it stretched out, I think this happended due to reflux (acid indigestion)  It was alway rice that stuck, if you feel it happening, stop eating and wait for the food to go down, it will just start backing up in your throat if you don't/
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Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
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you can not taste food because you can't smell it...and don't worry your nose will recover...I had a sinus infection and once I recovered I couldn't taste anything for about 3 months...I hated eating...just be patient your nose will come back
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try to remember all of the things you have ingested in the past 24 hours.\n\ncall your doctor or a poison control center immediately.\n\nif you have been around anyone and your drink/food was unattended, be sure to contact them and ask if they were playing any stoopid pranks on you... (adding drugs or something you happen to be allergic too)\n\nif you have taken any presription or over the counter medication recently, call poison control and get yourself to a doctor immediately.
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing...\n\nAlka Seltzer
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Air is forced out of your lung through your nose suddenly.
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I have a Birmingham nasal douche - \n\nmake the water the same salinity as you would gargle with (and same temperature) - too salty is TOOOOOO salty\n\nMight just try warm water to gently flush out
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I bet you're pregnant with a turkey...\n\nEither that or you're still digesting the ginormous servings that you scarfed yesterday.  Take some pepto bismal or Tums.  It'll go away in a day or two.
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you could have built up old food compacted in front of your tonsils, .. or just severe post nasal drip..Have you had a lot of conjestion? also, I have learned the hard way,...drink tons and tons of water..(not soda, or ginger) Water helps!:)
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It might just be a bloody nose from dry air, and some of it ran down the back of your throat into your mouth. Don't panic. If the nose bleed stops after several minutes, you're probably okay. If not, go see a doctor. If it stops but happens frequently, then go see a doctor still.\n\nAnswer update to your question update:\n\nYour Dad doesn't do coke, does he? I've heard that snorting cocaine can cause a hole in the lining of your nose. That would cause bleeding. He needs to see a doctor. If he doesn't do coke, then it could be something very serious, such as cancer. If he can't afford to go to a doctor, look into a public health clinic. Call information to find out more.\n\nNext update: Well, I'm glad he doesn't do coke. But I am seriously hoping that he's gone to the doctor by now.
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Stuff tissue up your nose!
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It sounds like Impetigo-a bacterial skin infection from the irritation of the runny nose.  Put some neosporin on it 2 or 3 times a day.  Don't pick at it.  Wash your hands after blowing your nose.  If it does not get better-you will need an antibiotic.
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Do not drink any milk it causes more mucus,salt and warm water gargle.also boil water and inhale the steam,with vicks .or put warm water and salt in your nose and drain out your mucus.
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post nasal drip.....im not really sure what causes it cept allergies.. and no clue why its so thin!
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spitting swallowing and gargeling i think