If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, will a lemon  keep away the Internal Revenue Service?
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Why would you want to keep the Internal Revenue away.  They are such nice people .....they take your money from you without any bother to you.\nPretty damn neat I say....back in the days of yore  (yes finally something before my time) they called them robber barons.....:)
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It isn't actually the IRS giving your information away... it is allowing your Tax Advisor to sell your information. Most smaller companies, I would assume, won't do it because they would lose more money from clients than would make from selling the information. But it could profit large companies (Jackson-Hewitt and HR Block) because they have a huge client base with a lot of name that can be sold and wouldn't have much problem replacing lost clients as they have a very large demographic. However companies like the one I work for wouldn't dream of it... The money that we would make wouldn't even come close to the money we would lose from irate clients.
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The Internal Revenue Service, who else?
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its the oxygen that makes apples turn brown, when you treat them with lemon juice the oxygen cant touch the apple because of the juice layer.
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John Hopkins did a study that showed statistically that taking an extra 250 mg vitamin C and 400 Units of E every day would reduce the incidence of Alzheimer's, if I remember correctly. :-0
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Nope but the court can. SO can the IRS \n\nLMFAO
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They usually get caught eventually. You have to remeber that the IRS in in charge of 6 million tax forms. People can definitely slip through the cracks, but they tend to get caught eventually.
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Yeah I do believe there are. if you think about it this way the FDA is influenced by the drug companie. The drug companies are interested in making money but if they make you better then you don't need their drugs.\n\nexample:\nthere is a petition that the fda is considering to limit how when and whitch drugs we get.\n\nthere is a almost complete way to control Diabites though hurbs and the like but a drug company bought it and will not release it because they make more money selling insilin.
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h is for hemmoroids but as i read your talking about taxes.the irs has its own way of sticking it to us. i get social security disability and 85% of that is taxable.however i know a few that dont pay taxes on that type of money.ironic isnt it?a-g was taxable so the irs deleted those letters of the alphabet.
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AH HA!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! thats the big fubar isnt it? ever read 'Creature from Jekyll Island'?\nhttp://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5rf5FTpEf24Bi7dXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE2cDBvcmhqBGNvbG8DdwRsA1dTMQRwb3MDMwRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANGNzMyXzg5/SIG=11ulpqn00/EXP=1144743801/**http%3a//www.wealth4freedom.com/creature.htm\nthey cant, its illegal. the irs is also illegal. im glad you know this tell everyone you can. its common practice to bow down to government & whatever it says. is this what the founders would do? thank you thank you thank you
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the entire IRS and Federal Government!It would give everyone a break for a while,Im sure they have back up parasites.
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It depends on its taste: if it tastes like lemonade than you have serious problem!\n\nBut seriously... we are not doctors and any nonprofessional suggestion in this case in incorrect. You should go to a physician right away!
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APPLES WORK FOR MY KIDS... IF THEY HAVE A BELLY ACHE...ALSO 7UP OR SPRITE...
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Lemon can not save Apple, Lemon can only Pray for Apple. Jesus Saves!
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STINKIN LICONLN!!!\n\n\nIn 1862, during the Civil War, President Lincoln and Congress created the office of Commissioner of Internal Revenue and enacted an income tax to pay war expenses. The position of Commissioner still exists today. The Commissioner is the head of the Internal Revenue Service.
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I hope not! I love the stuff. I won't bore you with my habit. There are 2 sure cures, unemployment and bankruptcy
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No. That's called a conflict of interests. If the\ngovernment invested into the private sector then they\nwould pass laws that would favor some companies over\nothers. That would stifle free enterprise.