Bill colters are on your butt can ya put a change to cuba to get them off your trail?
549092
Can't you just take them out of your butt?\n\nI'm assuming a "Bill colters" is some type of buttplug.
759331
yeah! get the republicans out of there!
1001891
I have been planning to start with Cuba.  Castro is getting old, if you write him a convincing enough letter, he may leave it to you in his will.  The weather is nice and if managed well the natural resources could make the Island self-sufficient.  Set up as a vacationland for wealthy Americans, use casinos to separate the wealth from the tourist.
1067097
We probably should end the embargo, it is the cuban exiles in this country that fight to keep it. And since they are concentrated in florida, and are an important voting bloc in a very important Presidential state, (remember 2000?), no politican is going to alienate them.\nsorry, but it probably will stay until Castro dies.
274110
Once Castro kicks the bucket, we'll be able to negotiate a deal with his successor...he's still hung up on his Communism kick and won't let go until it's pried from his cold, dead fingers.
630678
Why does everything ....have to benefit AMERICA? Shouldn't we be looking at "what's good or better for the Cuban people" FIRST. Aren't THEY the ones - first on the list? Isn't the main reason America lost Cuba,- because they were looking after their own interests, and lineing their own pockets with profits from tourism, casinos, gambling and huge sugar production profits.......WHILE THE PEOPLE SLOWLY STARVED IN POVERTY. Haven't we learned anything from the past? It's time to STOP this  greedy - "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME ATTITUDE." Isn't this the same reason America broke away from Britain? Britain was taking all the resources and huge profits back to Britain and leaving  Americans with taxes and very little to pay for them with?
1028830
Best trick would be to promise free bucks to visitors... problem is, might get you in legal issues hehe....
279263
I know. Its mothafuckaofcuba@hotmail.com\nNo really, they don't have computers in Cuba, so no e-mail. Heck, they are still reusing 1950's toilet paper!
649909
I think Fidel's brother Raul is still hanging around. The Cuban Politburo might just go for him.
554389
You won't make it ... if you go across Mexico you'll be slammed in jail, or worse ... and I'll be my bottom dollar the U.S. will have a treaty with Uruguay to pinch your fines off you in situ ... naaaah .... better to learn Spanish .. change your name to Perez ... and join the illegal demonstrations ... you'll get away with it ....:)
512766
lots of them... but you gotta go to Cuba
213570
VOTE. Get all the chickenhawk Republicans and Democrats out of the House and Senate.
358393
That's easy!\n\n1) Give the gun to Dick C....UNLOADED, of course!\n\n2) Dump the rug somewhere in the NeverLand Ranch....because everybody has hauled butt and left!
175874
I have Cuban Cigars if you are interested.
556175
No, revolutions only bring mayhem and ruin. How about getting rid of Mexico by uniting it with Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador and (just for the hell of it) Arizona. It could be called Mexsaldurna! New Mexico could just be Mexico. While we're at it, why not divide North Dakota into Northern Dakota, Northernmost Dakota and The Useless Patch of Land between Northernmost Dakota and Canada. And get rid of upper Michigan. Give it to Canada so we could take that New Brunswick. Next, divide the Carolinas into 23 states, each named Carolina, with minor spelling changes. Also, while I have your attention, we should erase Rhode Island. I don't mean annex it to Massachusetts, I mean erase it. Take a pencil to it, and make a big white space with nothing in it. And do something about Colorado and Wyoming! They look exactly alike in maps, and a square is such a boring shape. Make Wyoming into a triangle, and Colorado into a complex myriagon. Then unify Kansas and Nebraska to form Kanraska, and only let stupid white corn-huskers live there. And, if I could venture out of America for a sec, lets do away with all of these Soviet countries. There are fifteen, but their all so useless, why not make them into four? Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan and Uzbekistan? Who needs em? Moldova? Make that, new Romania! Now... what were we talking about?
882156
No......Cuba has trade relations with practically every other country in the world and still can't generate a decent economy. \nFu*ck em, let the commie bas*tards rot in poverty till there is true regime change.
558183
Wow, it sounds like this guy has a permanent stick up his ass, so I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.  If you are disciplined because of him, it is definitely a violation of your rights.  You can sit down or stand up whenever the hell you want.  People need to start worrying about themselves, especially when it comes to something like patriotism.  And for all of those people who say "get the hell out of this country," check yourself, please.