Are you a CIA, FBI or Secret Agent?  Please identify yourself/yourselves.?
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no, however, there sure are a lot on here. this one avatar, SPOOKY, he always has his police and federal agent friends answer his questions, he can't read either. i just never knew all these legal people on here have so much time on their hands! there was even a lawyer on here threating to sue the avatars....now is that feasible??? i'm glad i'm a convict on the lam using a mimi idenity, makes my life easier!
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No, they leak a CIA operatives name! You really believe anything the governmeny has on anybody is confidential?\n\nEven if it were confidential, which means whatever they want it to mean, I don't want someone getting information on me without my knowledge. And why would they even want it?
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How are things going at the office today.  Say hello to all the other FBI agents in there with you.
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If the FBI can't find 'em ... what makes you think YOU can ?????....lmfao
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Some hacker you are, hehe. :)
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FBI-Federal Bureau of Investigation\nCIA-Central Intelligence Agency\nSWAT-Special Weapons and Tatics Team
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Have you tried any federal agencies?  FBI, maybe??  Depends what you are interested in!
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most FBI agents are Lawyers and Some are directly recruited for skills like computer fraud or law enforcement pros  or  accountants theres probably a recruiter that can direct you on the website contact them and express your interest
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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position.\n\nAfter sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 2 men and a woman, but only one position was available.\n\nThe day came for the final test to see which person would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."\n\nThe man got a shocked look on his face and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own wife!"\n\n"Well," says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."\n\nSo they bring the second man to the same door and hand him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."\n\nThe second man looked a bit shocked, but nonetheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."\n\n"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."\n\nNow they're down to the woman left to test. Again they lead her to the same door to the same room and hand her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances, this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him."\n\nThe woman took the gun and opened the door. Once the door closed, the CIA heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet.\n\nThe door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair!"\n\n\n\n\nAnd this one is REALLY DIRTY, so don't read unless you're OVER 18 please. It is worth the disgustingness at the end.\n\nVoodoo Penis\nThere was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her doing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. \n\nHe was browsing through the dilldos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dilldos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped.\n\n"Except what?" the man asked.\n\n"Nothing, nothing."\n\n"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"\n\n"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo penis.'"\n\n"So what's up with this voodoo penis?" he asked.\n\nThe old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there l
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Why are you telling any of us that?  Do you honestly think out of the thousands of people on here we really know who you are?  You don't have to tell anyone, just do it!
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I am a Freemason and a Shriner and am proud to be. Little of what we do  is actually secret. I.M me i will answer any question
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They are sometimes described as "clandestine".  Also "cloak-and-dagger", "covert", "hush-hush", and "undercover".
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are you terrorist????.........
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all people u can state your country and passport nationality
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dunno, WHAT is your avatar???
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What kind?  Recruiting for military members?  Recruiting for people at a job fair?  Recruiting for an ultra-secret underground mercenary group connected to the government? Recruiting to join an illicit terrorist group?  Please share what recruitment you're talking about...
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You might get your info at the following sites : \nhttp://www.cia.gov/saynotodrugs/index\nhttp://www.serendipity.li/cia.html