How do you catch a fart and paint it blue?
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I wish i knew how to do that!
1147260
sounds like a trip to the ER to me. You don't need axe deoderant to get a good flame. The methane from the fart will do that.
765469
Try to avoid making a splash. My advise is to put a couple of squares of toilet paper down the pan before releasing your turd. This way when the turd lands, the paper will cushion the blow and you will avoid any embaressing splash noises and the much dreaded "splash-back"
947846
Flame thrower.Be care full not to fart at the same time.
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FIRST, do not call it a fart.  Call it a poot.  That sounds cute and feminine.  BE gentle about it, then go ahead.  If you can make it silent but deadly, that is the best.... make sure you leave the room right after and say it snuck out...  just kidding.\n\nMY wife does not like to poot in front of me, but sometimes it sneaks out and she turns all pink, so it turns into an opportunity for me.  Your husband needs to be given an opportunity like that... lol.
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Very very simple. Take a baloon ( white or any light color), blow it to its complete size. Then, tie it at the end so that the air does not go out of the baloon. Then paint on it as the planet should be. Par example, Paint with blue and brown for the planet Earth. If you want to hang it, use a wire.
356068
warm compress and some ib brofin then pop that sucker
701662
Throw some live coals on 'em, and a pint or so of unleaded.  Stand nearby with a hose.  Make sure you do this away from things you care about.
522844
Well, you can step outside for some "fresh air", excuse yourself to the bathroom...or (this option not for the faint of hart) lie on your back, throw your legs up in the air, grab a lighter, light it and stick it next to your butt, fart and shoot a flame out your butt. Keep in mind you need the right crowd for this...I suggest a crowd of drunks. Keep in mind I've only observed this...not actually participated.
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1. Turn blue litmus red.\n2. Should taste sour.
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White.\n\nOther colours might lead people thinking it's poison gas.\n\nBut farting is a kind of poison gas too,just with a better color.
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I think the only pratical way ot do this will be to distill the kerosene.\n\nBut be aware that you are probably breaking the law by doing so. The colouration is added to make it comply with safety laws.
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Reacting a Sulphurous Compounds with a Carbonate generally does the trick.\n\nI hope you like eggy smells!\n\nTom Walvin\nChemist
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try the flame thrower
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tie a string to his favorite pants and cut the sides in two then so them with thin thread.\nHave a string waiting so when he walks away pull it and the thread comes undone.\nMake sure it's at a family ruinion or something like that.\n\nOr set a whoopie cushon on his chair and have a stink bomb so when he sits down it sounds like he farted and the stink bomb goes off so it stinks and then when he stands up to see the whoopie cushon out from on his chair.
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Just turn around and fart in his face,  he'll get the message.
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Not ashamed to admit I saved a few farts in my time. yes you can save a fart and it does light on fire when exposed to flame. the problem lies when you want to add a second fart to the jar as it lets out the first one. a man could be rich if he invented a 2 stage fart jar and sold it to spencers gifts. it would have to be made with some sort of vaccum device and an airlock chamber.\nI would also add a chemical that reacts to methane gas turning it a certain green color green is the color of choice for farts i think but yellow might be good also. just think of the ramifications maybe even a chewing gum that can react to methane and when you fart it gives off a colored vaporius cloud how cool would that be we could make millions! muuuhaaaaaa! a billion dollars!