What if God is just a slacker  on the job?
537606
well he wouldnt be alone then, would he? get back to work!!
1003106
It means that, like most employers, God is the only one with a complete overview of the entire situation.  Whenever He does something, most of the time (like employees) we don't know why he does it.  He just wants us to take it on faith that He knows what he is doing.  It is usually a mystery, and sometimes we never know for sure.
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This is the will of God\n\n\n2Pe 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.\n\n1Ti 2:3 For this [is] good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour; \n1Ti 2:4 Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
1077760
We think we can defy God and ignore His ways and then we wonder why things don't go well. All we have to do is follow His ways.
1111251
God works in mysterious ways. It is not for us to understand God's work. We must have faith that He is all knowing and His actions should never be questioned.Our feeble minds could never comprehend Gods love for us.
756041
If we'd invented God recently he would probably be a bit more tech savvy. Since people are hanging onto the God invented a few thousand years ago he's a little behind the times. Writing on stone tablets was probably cutting edge stuff back then. Funny question!
516236
Remind him that god made sure he wasn't killed in hurricane katrina or that tsunami, or 9/11, or any other tragedy.  Since god is all-powerful and answers all prayers, tell him to pray to god that he will have a new job.  Since with prayer and faith, you can move mountains, god is practically guaranteed to get him a new job.
767883
What are you talking about? which god with a little "g" do you serve that would do such a thing? Not the God of all Glory and Creation, Jesus Christ!
229996
absolutely! He doesn't want to listen to all that monotonous babbeling day in day out. He will simply ignore it. personally I'm not big on prayer, however I am constantly informed that the best way to reach God is to simply talk to Him as you would engage anyone in proper conversation. this makes far more sense to me.
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dont get this wrong but i think that we should do some kind of work for god which dosent have selfish motive behind it than ofcourse god will accept us in there but just going to temples mosques or even chruch is not gonna help you enter into heavens\n\ni wouldnt be made on GOD because if you think spiritually he is the one who send one on this earth to do his work and if one dosent do his(gods) work than god is not going to be mad. but basically we are not keeping our promise of doing his work on this earth that we made to him before we  took birth. so kind of he will not let us in heavens\n\ni hope this will answer your question
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Absolutely.  Prayer is nonsensical and completely ineffective.  Why would anyone think it worth praying for something to a god who (supposedly) always knows best?  Why would said god ever give someone what they pray for if it wasn't already what he wanted in the first place?
9625
No. I think God would find our day-to-day existence kind of boring. Everything amusing thig we do he's probably already thought of.
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God is all-powerful, but lousy at managing money. (George Carlin)
1145718
i ask myself that everyday....i know I'm not doing everything God would have me to do...i still fall short according to the bible...but i think he may be somewhat pleased that I'm trying and pushing and getting to a point where I'm letting go of weights that hold me back....you want to know that you are pleasing God.
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Who knows? A priest will tell you god is responsible for all the  things that happen to us, when you ask them why god, if this was true, created aids cancer cot deaths depression and the rest of the crapy things in life, you are told " he works in mysterious ways" Your not kidding, he must be one sick dood, to think that cancer malnutrition terrorism, and other religions are mysterious in there making. \n\nIf he was that good and clever, he should wipe out all illness, and if its to keep the numbers down, as some would suggest, he should control that too,,
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If this quote from Time Magazine is any indication, he may very well be...\n\n"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." \n\nBut personally, I believe that any Higher Power would prefer that Bill Gates donate his money & time to worthwhile causes in lieu of plunking his fanny in a pew every Sunday morning!
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God actually has spoiled us rotten. We've come to expect that if we make a mess, someone else will clean it up. Faith is good......but come on folks; we can't always feel entitled just 'cause someone sacrificed themselves for us. That doesn't mean He's not going to one day get pissy with us and just say to "hell" with it all! So let's get our act together and play nice and show Him we can behave. Who knows, if we do... we might get dessert. :)