How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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it would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. (as hard to type as to say...lol)
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A wood cuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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a woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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none--- wood chucks cant chuck wood ----- duh
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How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
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I have to admit, this is a great question. According to the wikipedia.org: "The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narraganset), wuchak. This confusion led to the common tongue twister, 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'"\n\nBut, I sincerely want you to visit this URL - http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AhktLkv28TYkQHQAxrWlifgezKIX?p=How+much+wood+could+a+woodchuck+chuck%2C+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood\n\nI hope it will satisfy your query.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck!
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....if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\nA: As much as a woodchuck could chuck wood. \n\nyou wasted 5 points on a meaningless question. To the back of the class with you!\nlolololol.
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A wood chuck could chuch lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck chunks, how may chunks would a woodchunk chunk?\n\nHow many chunks do you need?
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A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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I despise those who don't take your question seriously. I bit my thumb at them. Fie.\n\nThe answer depends on what you mean the woodchuck, a common name for groundhogs and woodpeckers. If you mean groundhogs, then the answer is unfortunately quite a small amount of wood. My guess is probably two logs an hour. Small logs.\n\nAccording to the prominent wikipedia.org: "The name woodchuck has nothing etymologically to do with wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narraganset), wuchak. This confusion led to the common tongue twister, 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? — A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.'"
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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That would depend on the weight of the woodchuck.  A small one pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 1.5 pounds of wood.  But a larger 10 pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 15 pounds of wood... an impressive feat.  I'm more interested in peter piper and his pecks of pickled peppers.