How do I take over the planet?
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Come up with a personal computer operating system that is on every non-Apple computer sold and then use that monopoly power to attempt to monopolize all other software applications.
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Marry a robot.\n\nYea, like you don't fart.
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plant more trees -> more ozone layer -> less UV rays -> cooler planet -> less melting of the polar sides of the earth
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People didn't take over the world. For years, people wanted land and tresures. They do this because they want power. Other species would have the power to take over the world if they were stronger . Just like the movie, "War of the Worlds". From your avatar....you look cool. Just like me. \nAt my school I'm cool and tough. I am a punk and a total rebel. I have a punk boyfriend just like\n me. Can you add me too your list? Please!!!
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It is the groundwork laid by the extreme right to take over the earth by means of global domination and imperialism.  it's all about controlling the worlds energy sources.  specifically fossil fuels.\n\nit's a baseline to establish class cleansing in this country.  Be afraid... be very afraid.\n\nThese people are the modern day equivilant of the Third Reich\n\nhere's what's really going on....\nhttp://www.pnac.info
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Start small. \n\nNo sense in trying to save the whole world today. You can do that later. If you open your eyes you will see what needs to be done, maybe someone already started something and could use your help.
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yea,jump out of the cockpit.\npull the ripcord.\nsee the 60 plus size underwear take shape.\nglide toward earth while on the seat of your pants.\nhope the shit don't hit ya,on the way down!!!\n                God Bless
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HOW TO LIVE ON planet earth WITHOUT decimating it !
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Establish His kingdom on earth...
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Ponder your place in the Universe or at least on this planet, and what you could do to make a difference. It is no time to sleep. Chavez is loosing it, Iran is challenging US, China is buying all of the Earth's resources, N. Korea is unusually quiet, etc. I could go on, but I'm tired. \nGood nite.
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Me and my friends figured this out ages ago. First you need money, lots of it, like about how much Bill Gates has. Then you buy a small developing country like Croatia, Poland or some African state. After a while the value of your chosen country would have hopefully gone up quite alot so that you can sell the whole country to the Guy that owns IKEA, or the USA, you choose. Then you can buy TWO small developing countries and do the same thing. After a while you would own most of the newly developed countries. You can than turn them into one giant superpower, bigger than Russian, the USA and China put together. By this point you will have a really cool new name and you would be rolling in it, so you can build the biggest and scariest army the world has ever seen and take it by force.\n   This is a very long and drawn out method but i hope you will see that it is the safest and most comfortable way to take over the world. Their are flaws to this plan you say, No. I have them sorted, to become as rich as Bill Gates, BECOME Bill Gates, e.g. Steal his identity. And purchasing a country is easy, just find the most corrupt one around and buy each member of its government a villa in Mexico, they will happily run away and leave you control the country.\n   Taking over the world is really that easy, and i am giving you this idea for free, i think i deserve to be voted the best answer, don't you?
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Space aliens have invaded earth to take over the government.\n\nHere's a picture of one of them.  I think it hangs around Washington, DC.
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1) Bring all carbon dioxide producing systems under proper control. Regulate the carbon dioxide generation by all such systems so as to curb fanciful use of such systems, and allow only the necessary.\n\nThe United Nations can impose limits of total CO2 release by all systems in a country that can be allowed, can creat a technologically competent controlling and governing apparatus\nfor this.\n\n2) War footing plantation drives. Cover the entire globe with trees and forests. Not with any kind of green shrub,that is handy,  but botanically designed forests with eco-balance. It is not difficult., if all the Govennemts give this action a serious priority. And also, not so expensive as it may look, if the various populaces over the globe accept it with heart.\n\nForests are commercially exploitable systems. Let big investers cultivate forests on all the waste lands of all the Governments and be allowed to ripe the harvests in future.\n\nAll religions have given importance to trees. Design psychological projects of making all religious leaders to highlight and give emphasis to all the rituals related to trees.\n\nRedefine uses of lands and make suitable legislations. I will put it roughly in  this way. " Any piece of land which is not already used for dwelling, agriculture, industry, water reserves or throughfare, and is not privately owned, is open for any individual to plant trees and ripe the harvests thereof."\n\n3) Concentrate more on developing technology for mass scrubbing of CO2.  Both mega systems and micro systems.
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You would need to provide vast amounts of resources provided to earth from space and travel into space. People fight and hate for the limited resources  and wealth available.
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Believe in your heart that there is no god.  Knowing this will give you the confidence to get up every day and live your life for the human species.  Be kind to your neighbors and most likely they will be kind to you.  Promote our species and planet to the top of your priorities.  Doing this will empower you with a sense of purpose and urgency rather than guilt from a fictional god.
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Join the Moonies and become Sung Yung Moons right hand man.  That might be a way to do it.  He thinks he is the new messiah and seeks world domination too.\nhttp://www.perkel.com/politics/moonies/\nhttp://www.perkel.com/politics/moonies/1earth4.htm\nhttp://www.freedomofmind.com/resourcecenter/groups/m/moonies/\nI could list more info sources but a quick search will find you more than you ever wanted to know.\nJoin a cult and become it's leader if you dare.
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I'm planning my eventual world (and lunar) domination.