Todays Silly Question......What if on Deal or No Deal Howie Mandel is out sick and....?
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rofl a little time on your hands?
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Depends.  What do you mean by sick?\n\nhttp://www.angelic1healing.com
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  You guys crack me up!  How's Tina world??  What happened to Billy B B - that one's oopsed!
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We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin. Nelson Muntz has returned!.....All Hail Nelson!....All hail Nel ... (brrring.... briiing) wait, my phone.....Hello?...Yahoo Answers Broadcasting Company, may I help you?.....Yes, he's right here. Alright, uh-huh. Right away Mr Mayor. Mr. Muntz that was your fearless leader Mayor Quimby and he says it's time for you to return. He said to tell you that you're needed back in Springfield performing your duties under your rock, where you can properly represent Springfield as the village idiot and not out in public doing bad imitations of human beings.\nWe now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
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hopefully they'll address health care and try to get us out of debt. neither side seems to have any real good candidates yet though.\n\nand they'd make it a law to have "Naked Tuesdays".
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well, judging by last episode, things look sort of bleak for Randal...that is, if the weather really does turn out rainy. sure, Rebecca is facing an issue with her emcee dropping out last minute, but my guess is this is a minor issue with the union and can be rectified easily...if not, they might be able to make do with something...Randal facing rain with no preventative backup plan? hmmm...not looking good...
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UMMM let me think Mark Martin??No he is retired.Dale Earnhardt Sr. No he is deceased. The Easter bunny no he delivers eggs.Let me try one more time without looking in the paper.Martin Truex Jr.? Yes that's it that's it yea 10 points for me Please.
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Hey Bruce! Nice joke, you made me laugh! LOL! If you get this on ThanksGiving Day, "HAPPY THANKSGIVING" and thanks for making us laugh! It's the best medicine that you could ever get. -SMILE-  and you also get a -WINK!-
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More than a bell is needed to save Dustin Diamond this time around. Diamond, best known as geeky Screech Powers on the 1989-1993 teen comedy series "Saved by the Bell," is selling T-shirts with his photo on them to try to raise $250,000 so he doesn't lose his gray two-story house under a foreclosure order. \n\n"If the public didn't care, I as an entertainer wouldn't have been a success," he said. \n\nDiamond, 29, is trying to sell nearly 30,000 shirts at $15 or $20 (autographed) each to supplement the income he makes as a standup comic so he doesn't have to move from his Port Washington home, about 25 miles north of Milwaukee. \n\nThe T-shirt has a photo of Diamond holding a sign that says, "Save My House." The back of the shirt reads, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's house." The third "e" was added to get around copyright laws, he said. \n\nHe's selling the shirts on his Web site: http://www.getdshirts.com. \n\nThe foreclosure order was filed last month in Ozaukee County Circuit Court. \n\nDiamond appeared on Howard Stern's satellite radio show Tuesday to plead his case. "I'm doing great with my comedy, but this is definitely a low point," he said. "Real life comes in and affects you." \n\nDiamond doesn't have a listed phone number, and e-mails to the address on his Web site and at an alternative address were not immediately returned Thursday.
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I believe it was the HBO special "Hooray for Howie Wood."   Funny stuff.  I taped it when it came on and I still have the tape floating around here somewhere.\nCheck out\n\nwww.howiemandel.com
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I really hope Bones gets together with Booth!!!  It probably won't happen though unless the show is about to go off the air for good.  Then it would be the big finally.  Wasn't todays show great?  I really love Bones, it's really cool how they solve the crimes.  All the forinsics stuff is really great!
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come on marc cuban would be the best possible thing for not only the penguins but the NHL.  look at what he did with the mavs. does any one remember what a joke they were when he bought them.  Not to mention lets get a little pub for the NHL... Immagine what he would do to that prick betman I am salivating just thinking about it.
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register here\nhttp://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/playwin/dondregister.shtml
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A doctor tells a man "I've got bad news and I've got worse news.  Which do you want first?"\n\nThe guy says, "I'll take the bad news."\n\nDoctor says, "You have 24 hours to live."\n\nGuy says, "What's the worse news?"\n\nDoctor says, "I forgot to call you yesterday."\n\n\nThat's hilarious.
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I saw a comedian one time who commented on the fact that he had recently seen (this was YEARS ago) Keith doing a Rock Against Drugs commercial... imagine seeing Keith saying "don't do drugs" Yeah well we can't do drugs anymore Mr. Richards, because YOU already F***ing did Them ALL. I laughed...He does look pretty rough these days, I can't believe he can still perform. I had this funny thought when I was watching them at the Superbowl... wouldn't it be ironic if Mick had a big ol' heart attack right in the middle of the song "Start Me Up" and they had to hit him with the defibrillator? That would be priceless!!
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I've heard Marc Summers might be considered. Or Chuck Woolery would be good. But you never know who they'll pick. John O'Hurley just got the Family Feud host job. Still it will be really different without Bob. Everyone there loves Bob. I really wonder if the show can last without him. Now that you say that I want to try to get to a taping of the show before he retires.
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well right now he has Bronchitis...and they didnt want any other players getting sick.  so he's out for a day or two or more...otherwise, they want to keep him healthy for the late season and playoffs.