I need some 'quality' jokes, mine are now a bit too ancient...?
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Cartwheeling for Cash   \n \n  One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" \nThe mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. \n\nThe little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. \n\nThe mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties." \n\n''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. \n\nThe next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" \n\nThe little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." \n\nThe mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' \n\nBefore the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.'' \n \n(hope this was wat u were looking for.)
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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go to funnyjunk.com, or jokes.com
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Ha Ha Ha....Pretty  old joke!!! Still as fresh as New Born Baby !! Yes ! This is one of my favorite joke and i Often use it in my 'Ventriloquism' Show its more than 20 years now !!! This one is undoubtedly my favorite and I always liked it !!!
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Jokes for atheists?... maybe we can have some laugh atleast with jesus ****
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HA HA HA \nnice n clean joke
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try this site wwww.aadvararchiesjokes.com or wwww.humorsphere.com or www.funtoosh.com
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
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YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
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thats a very good point which i might be able to elaborate on\n\nif you look at these peoples questions   most of them dont actually tell any jokes, they just seem to have heard them all and slate the rest,  makes you wonder why someone will write something on a joke that is so old instead of just flicking to the next
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i like your jokes, your funny!!
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
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There's a web site called'Lots of Jokes" They're not only funny but they cover just about every subject you'd want. Check them out!
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hmm i haven't been on here for a long time but you may wanna try jokes.com?\nor www.bored.com
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Oh my gosh, those are fantastic!  I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while!  Thanks!
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!