if you are been attack by a shark...?
546770
Punching its nose might help you fend off a shark if you're only being attacked by one or two.  However, if you're being attacked by a group of sharks, it is ineffective.  Unless you have a powerful shark repellent at hand (who ever does?), your best strategy is to get out of the water ASAP.
733547
i almost died cause i burned myself with noodles...... so a manatee that will eat them all..\n\nthis is actually pp#2s story but i told it
760243
It would hurt and probably bruise. I would be mad!
212592
You are more likely to die in a car wreck than get eaten by a shark.  I want you to read the reference i attached.  If you think about it.  The are more people die in a peanut allergic than shark bites.
1058497
Being eaten by a shark!
23799
A Great White Shark will WIN because crocs can't swim as fast and sharks got way SHARPER teeth. There you go. SHARKS RULE THE SEA. But if its a land fight then OF course. The shark will be dead before you know it.
103260
I would have to say no. Atleast not with out help from an artificial help. Man is not a water creature and the shark was born for it. A shark can swim faster than any man can run.
582453
Hell yes I would no way would a shark get me in 20 sec. I've researched them for years, just get under the sark they never attack straight in front always from below and behind.
632361
Bit by a BLUEGILL!  I didn't even know that those little dang things had teeth!  But was scuba diving, and when it came at me, I found out.  First tried to take a bite out of my mask (interesting perspective) and then bit my forehead.\n\nWas also bit by a horse.  :-)
882860
As already stated, a shark would not be able to turn in it's own body length to attack itself.  I know this sounds gruesome, but I have seen a video of a disembowelled shark eating its own entrails time and time again until it died.  The shark was in a feeding frenzy.  So My answer would be if it could, it would!.
533270
well one way to go is to buy a hat, and wiggle your eyebrows a lot! LOL Seriously though, if you're hurt in a car wreck, and you can't get paid off the insurance or whatever, call one of those ambulance chasers. They're good at getting blood from a stone hehe.\n\nJoke: Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional courtesy.
309538
WEll if someone is being attacked, I would wait till they stopped being attacked before coming to help - well that is if I know I will not be of much help ( I mean like someone is being shot and stuff) - but alot of it all depends upon the circumstances - I would probably call the police and stay nearby to relate what I saw when the police come..
642824
have some 1 hit u on the head w/ the ball
508417
If they smelled blood from a cut, maybe. But most likely not since they are looking for weakened animals. Saw this on a nature show, the host jumped in the water and swam around fine. Nothing happened, and said it was a common misconception.
738330
feed my friend to the sharks while i swim away lol
258386
The Dogfish shark is pretty small to be dangerous.  It's not much larger than a small cat... and like most craetures more scared of humans than anything else so no they are not going to attack you or anything.
862355
just imagine yourself along side a serene little creek, calmly holding their heads underwater, one by one, while they fight for air. ;)\n\nA little aggressive, I know, but should make you smile a bit :)