If the mashed potatoes and squid dont smile how can the waffles take over the world?  What about the choirs?
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#1.  you posted this question in the computer category.  why?\n#2.  you could have put it in the food category or even music.  sure.\n#3.  it's an idiotic question, with no meaning.\n#4.  I do thank you, however, that it's clean and not the typical obscene question that people love to submit.\n#5.  You're at least original... even if I don't like the question!  :-)
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who is BOB CATS and why do we care what he eats?  (whoosh!  right over your head, i'm sure.)  (and RIGHT OVER WINDANDWATER'S HEAD TOO...IF YOU'D READ MY ANSWER...BUT THEN, YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE GOOD GRAMMAR/SPELLING EITHER, NOW, DO YOU???!!)
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Deutschland ist Weltmeister! Oh, yeah!\nDon't want to brag. I am not even German. But it's time the guys brought home the dough. It would almost be a shame to loose on homeground ;-).
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I m so fed up with this question ! no more pls !\n\nfishermen loves it,doctors hate it,kids eat it\n\ni know i m gonna hate it ... so what is it ?
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Snooty ? The British snooty? What do you mean? I have never heard anything like it. Good heavens what is the world coming to, us, snooty? Oh dear! now I am going to have one of my `turns`, I shall have to ask the butler to  get the Rolls out and go and fetch my pills from the chemists.What a confounded cheek this man has, I thought that we had shot all those wretched colonials!
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Barbra that is so funny, and I am glad you still have a sense of humor the way America is heading into troubled times, I am afraid. I am going to go with the spinach like Popeye the sailor; because it makes me strong to the finnich! I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot! As far as Bush goes, America needs to take him off of life support, and just let him go.
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What's all the fluff about distinct society?  We could just all get along and forget the different racial stuff.  I'm of Norwegian heritage but I don't force people to eat lutafish or lefse!  LOL Oh ya and then there's the pickled herring.
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Oh boy, You done fudged up now.\n\nI have been preaching to all my friends and families for many a sintary about the gov and poloitics.\n\nfirst off, who the fudge packer thinks they are perfect enough to run a whole freaking country.\nand who does the gov think they are.\n\nHow does one team of people have all the power over a whole freaking nation btw.\n\nSorry, Im gonna have to stop before they kik this answer off.\nlol Politics, B*&^ $*!*
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You really want to know? Fine here are the answers, but I don't think you will like them.....\n\nHow come on the episode where Sandy dared the sea creatures to go on land how come Mr. Krabs got scared even though crabs are able too go on land? \n\n** Because even though Mr Krabs is a crab, he has never been on land. Therefore that is the reason why he got scared.\n\nHow come there is a lagoon under the ocean? \n\n** "Goo Lagoon" is basically once you think about it, oil.\n\n\nWhy is Spongebob and Patick not able too swim even though they live in the ocean? \n\n** An actual sponge and an actual starfish do NOT swim in the ocean. They do not have fins, please consult your encyclopedia or the discovery channel.\n\n\nHow did Sandy actually build the dome and put all the birds inside, the birds where shown on the episode where Spongebob needed water? \n\n** Because on a later episode, it was revealed that Sandy has a Rocket Ship that she built, that she was able to transport all the material from land to water. \n\nWhy is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy so short? \n\n** Because it is also natural that when a person gets older their height seems to decrease with age. Please note that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy do live in a retirement home, and have retired from their "Super" jobs.\n\nNOW I hear people asking, is this woman insane?! Yes, I have a 6 yr old daughter, who loves Spongebob. So therefore as a parent it is my responsibility to know how, what, who, when, where and why.
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Definately, the egg and spoon race is a wicked idea! And maybe we should have the royal family breed up a few more uinterbred little kids to partake in the warfare. Imagine them up against the vodka drinking russians.\nI reckon there would be <if there were no ewapons> less control over the masses - wich has to be a good thing. And there would simply be calm and not so calm areas of the world. There'd be little communes, and then gang rivaled cities. But at least all the fighting nobheads would kill themselves in one place, and the sophisticated calm people wouldn't have to pay for it.
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Here's one for ya..I was about maybe in the 3rd grade and we went on a trip to the local Zoo.. At that time.. The elephants were only chained by their ankles in a barn like setting.. We were allowed to feed them peanuts.. Well, some one put a peanut on my head and the elephants took it off w/ their trunks and I had elephant schmuck on my head for the rest of the day and trip home.. Everyone was laughing at me and I did not find it amusing at all.... Strange.. The things you remember when a question of this nature is posted.. Have a nice day!
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I know, and then to read some of the answers.  They go on and on about personal experiences that are only vaguely associated with the question.  One time, I wrote a really long answer, and I was really into it.  Just rambled on and on.  The kids kept complaining that there wasn't enough frozen waffles.  The dog kept pacing waiting to go out,  and my husband was getting frustrated because I wasn't helping the kids or dogs, and he really has no idea where he can find more waffles.  Waffles are the best invention really.  When there are enough in the house, I can just sit and write Answers all morning.  Kids pop those babies into the toaster, and wait, pour syrup, done.  Instant breakfast.  I wonder who the genius was that invented waffles?  Maybe, I should ask that on YA?  Anyway, I'm totally with you on those long questions.
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The following is the wonderful answer, chosen as BEST, given by HONARARIUS, in reply to this very question, asked by alan, 2months ago.  I cannot top this answer. It is great:\n\n"There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England nor french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? \n\nIn what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.\n\nAnd why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this answer, I end it?"\n\nHONORARIUS, wherever you are--hats off to you, again. DHW
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you're kidding, right?? its a beautiful country as it is?? why do you need more mcdonalds and silly roller coasters and fat american children taking over everywhere :'( i hope they don't get it...
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They taste funny!\n\n\n\n....... get it? Clowns are funny, we eat fish.. they taste funny..... I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.!
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yay cheese!!  haha you know who i think is really ugly...ALEX!!  haha i got soo mad at him at school otday.  i'll tell you about it tomorrow.  and cody crumpler...you know like that really annoying 2nd grader or 1st grader i dunno...he started hitting me i was like WTH mate?  hahahaha im really hyper.  mindi is a fattycake!!  FFF!  watch death metal and at the end click on "fruitcake"  youll see the i come for the wuggas but stay for the jiggy juggas.
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I think I heard this one on the radio.\n\nThe Catholic blesses the food, the Protestant takes a bite off the plate, the Muslim grabs the gun and kills everyone else in the room.....I think that's how it went.\n\nBAD joke though.  It's it amazing how we put stereotypes on people that are not positive at all?  I would prefer it go this way:\n\nThe Catholic, the Protestant, and the Hebrew get everyone to clasp hands; they all say a blessing in their own way over the food, then they all pass the plate, each taking a bite, and say, "Do this, in rememberance of me.  This is my body that was broken for you, take and eat, all of you, in rememberance of me."  Then they bow their heads and pray silently, each in their own way, while they eat.\n\nThey all hang the gun on the wall to remind them that while they are all in this place, they are brothers----and the gun is a reminder of the sin they left behind.