Have you ever noticed that your toilet seat shift slightly to the right or to the left?
538432
Well I never did before now. Geesh, one more thing to worry about.
300255
yea i'm a seat and lidder-putter-downer too... glad to know there are more of us out there... back to your Q., ah, i'd say, to me anyways, it always seems to happen either a)in the middle of the night when i'm not even fully awake and choose not to turn on the light (blue eyes tend to see pretty well in the dark, just not THAT well!! lol!) or b)when i am so drunk i can barely walk, let alone pause to check the seats current condition.... either way, both are my fault i agree, and thankfully my hubby and i don't argue about such things!! :)  life is too short! i've already been in a bachelor pads and peed, and either put the seat back up when i left or never even touched and done the hover technique...haha! i know you'll sleep better tonight knowing that!! happy peein'!!
547114
First you straddly the toilet, doesnt matter which way you face and slowly pee, because if you force the flow you wont know which way it will go. Could be down your leg.  Once you see it will be a steady stream then you can use a little more pressure.  If you miss dont forget to wipe the seat/children dont look before they sit.
888344
I always get on from the left.  It's where the kick-stand is, so it has nothing to do with being a righty or lefty.  It is also the side I get in to drive my car (not in the UK) and the appropriate side to get on a horse.  Seeing a trend here?  ...and I'm right-handed
620434
upper left hand corner, you will see where you can change it back and forth
757718
Sounds like your toilet is not the only thing full of sh1t! ;)
613849
cus ur diaphram moves up and down and kinda has a seisure
597637
Because your seasons are backwards and ours are just right.  And your toilet flushes in the reverse (wrong) direction.  How can you go on living?
813405
Well when I go to the movies I always have to me sitting on the left side of the person that I am with.  I think that is kind of strange.
442369
As the saying goes, the true measure of the passage of time depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
588366
sit with your legs slanted to the side with closed legs
866070
This is funny, I walked in on my fiance in the middle of the night and found him sitting to pee in the dark. His explanation was that if he was to stand, he'd need to turn on the light in order to aim into the toilet. By sitting, he could avoid the bright light, and also not worry about leaving wet spots on the toilet for the next user....me!
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I have never understood this.  I have tried it a couple times, like I will come home and bring the mail in the bathroom with me.  But all I get out of it is spending more time than I needed to on the toilet (because I was busy reading instead of getting up and leaving) and a numb rear end.  Toilet seats are not made for long periods of sitting.\n\nI have been told its for peace and quiet, but I could find a much more comfy spot for peace and quiet.
952130
YES!  I grew up with 8 brothers!  When I got married my husband always forgot to put the seat down.  One morning when he went for his "daily" dump there was no toliet seat!  Cured him fast!
586630
I'm left handed too but I use both depending on the situation.  If i sit next to a right handed person who is to my left, then i use my right so i am not bumping into them
153241
No, the Coriolis force can have an effect on other things, but not water rotating in a toilet
292539
i have double jointed hips.  and a dimple in my butt.  probably tmi, but you asked.