Have you ever caught someone trying to break into your home?
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Nothing to do with basketball. But no. It has happened, just not while I was home.
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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.\n\nHe phoned the police, who asked, "Is an intruder in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.\n\n"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.\n\nWithin five minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red handed.\n\nOne of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"\n\nGeorge said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"\n\ni thought this one was hilarious
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Deal with it. You can't do nothing bout it. And don't even \ntry to sneak out the house then you'll be in more trouble.
127271
Yes, I was living in a two-story house in WV. I was sleeping in the attic after some reading and something went by the light that startled me I said who's there no one answered. I notice my closet door quack open a little so I looked inside and saw two red glowing eyes looking right at me, so I close the closet door and went to my dad and we went back to my room and he open the closet door anw and shined a flashlight at that spot and that red glowing eyes vanish until he turned off the flashlight and it was back again.We went donwstairs and we looked at each other thinking we were crazy.Another was me and my mother was in the kitchen ,she was writing letters and I was washing dishes and we heard something strange sound coming from the wall next to the stove and followed the sound to only hearing breathing and seeing the wall in and out as if someone or something was presant. I got out of there. The every last time I was in the kitchen and mom and dad was in the livingroom watching tv and the wall started up and this time my dad came into the kitchen and this time the wall breath to "GET OUT" 3x's like that, the hairs all over stood on end I shaken all over and could't stay anymore in that house. Moved away to new location felt better and one New Year Eve I went with a friend to the store and I decided to see if that house was still there as I looked up this thing was greyish/white all over and the same red glowing eyes looking at me, I shaked again and my friend came out and came over were I was looking at this thing and it scared her too.I didn't believe in stuff like this now that has change.
103124
yes, put up  a burglar alarm in your bedroom, and catch out your boyfriend in the act.......
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When I was five, I went to the store with my parents. They had left my older siblings home with my eldest sister to babysit. When we got home, we found the 3 of them stuck in our parents' bedroom. They had wedged a hammer between the bottom of a hardwood door and the hardwood floor. When my dad got finished removing the hinges on the door to remove it, he asked, "Who did this? How did that hammer get stuck there?" My brother pointed at me and said, "Lil' Bit did it." I was at the store with my parents when they did this, but my father blistered my butt. Even as I was crying and screaming how I was with them, he continued to whip me. I have never forgotten that and likely never will!
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I had my door kicked in by the police and my house was destroyed during their search. They cut open my couch, put holes in my walls looking for drugs that were not there. \n\nThe address on the search warrant showed the house next door.\nOOPS\n\nThen they arrested me an took me to jail for 20 hours to make sure "that I couldn't tip off the neighbor that the warrant was really for"\n\n\n4 years later I just happened to get called for a jury duty with a case that was almost identical to what happened to me and quite frankly I would have voted to hang the police in that case.
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when i was younger , i slepted right out of the bed room window when my parents went to bed ...\nnever got caught ,, but what a dumb thing to do !! lol\ngod they would have killed me if they ever found out !
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I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
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I did not do this. Years ago i read a compilation of these kinds of stories. Seems a guy left on a long term business trip and called home to break up with his live-in girl friend and asked her to move and admonished her that she shouldn't think of doing any damage or harm to their house. \n\nHe came home after a few of weeks to find the house spotless and nothing amiss except a phone was off the receiver. He just hung it up.\n\nWhen the phone bill came it was astronomical. She had found the number for the "time" recording in Japan and let it go the entire time he was away.\n\nThat was the account of the story. Urban myth or real? Don't exactly know.\n\nAny revenge is egotistical and consummately useless. It is not best eaten cold or warm. You're still on the hook with the other person when it's time to walk away. Also someone, including the person perpetrating the revenge, could really be hurt. There are friends, therapists and basketball courts to help. It's not up to any one of us to "Teach someone a lesson." If we each got our comeuppance every time someone thought we deserved it, none of us would ever have any time to go to work, cook dinner or get married because we'd be continually involved in plotting or getting ours. A waste of time & good energy.
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MY b/f dared me to get out of his car in just my patent leather high heel red shoes wiv no clothes on up a country lane.  I did and he drove off and left me.\n\nI was walking down the road covering my bits and saw a car coming towards me.  My b/f had drove off i the opposite direction. Feeling sure he would come back i hid behind a bush.  I stung my ass and crack on nettles.  He did come back and we did laugh but i never did it again. lol\n\nSharon (Wife of TULSI M)
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Sorry that happened to you! Report it. And if you find out who did it, put a hex on him/her!
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Me N Whiskeybee (my friend's identity being altered for his protection) stole some things from SPENCER'S gifts a long, long time ago. This would have been around 1989. \n\nI regret doing it, now. I haven't stolen anything else since then, and I wish I had never done it in the first place.\n\nI was looking at some key chains and buttons- mostly "Megamess" buttons and other bric-a-brac- and I told him that I wanted them. He quickly grabbed them and hid them in his wallet. LOL. He was very stealthy, and seemed astute in the art of subterfuge.\n\nWell, like I said, I wish I hadn't done it. Bad things- very bad things- happened to me afterward...although, technically speaking, I wasn't caught at the time.\n\nI have considered going back to the store and handing them an envelope with $20, and a note with an explanation- but I am afraid that I may be prosecuted for larceny. I guess the statute of limitations has expired already, but I haven't decided yet what course of action to undertake.\n\nThe show "My name is Earl" also inspires me to rise above my trailer-trash rooted past, and make amends for all the mean crap I have done over the years. : )
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Nope.  But I heard a good story a while ago.  A guy who lived on a farm in rural Alabama (I think) came home and found a guy inside robbing his house.  He pulled a gun on the guy and called the police.  Since he lived so far out in the country, it took the cops a half hour to get there.  So while he was waiting, he forced the burgler at gunpoint to mow his lawn.\n  I love it!
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Wow,you got busted for this one. LOL Don't turn him in, join him. I could use some fancy new stuff so you better get whacking!!!
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They can still be charged with first degree home invasion if they entered without permission, committed a felony/larceny/assault within the dwelling place AND 1) they were armed; OR 2)someone was inside.\nThey can be charged with second degree home invasion even without 1 and 2.
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Yes I have. I kinda laughted it off and moved away from the guy just cause i didn't know him. I had a guy who kinda wouldn't take the hit so I told my boyfriend and his pressence scared him off. I had a friend who did that though and I laughted at him and asked him if he wanted a show, he got embarassed and stopped looking.