did u ever wake up in the dentist office with your pants around your ankles and your head in the spit sink?
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Your lucky, I woke up at the doctors with my pants down and the doctor still behind me.
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I woke up this morning to a strange sound coming from the bathroom and as I walked down the hall, i caught my reflection in the mirror and screamed!I'd forgotten to take my eye makeup off last night!\nThe noise was my cat playing with a cap in the bathtub.
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when i forgot to lock the public bathroom door. so you can imagine the shock they got. honestly it was not as embarrassing as some may say, only your' left laughing about it once you picture yourself in their shoes.
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I dreamt the other night I lost 3 of my front teeth
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No.  Brush your teeth.
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Nope, just ankle deep in sh!t.
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Happened to me.  They were both hiding under the quilt but I saw my workmate's feet sticking out the bottom and I recognised her quaint nail polish. I asked my b/f to get up and wash his hands before making us all a cup of coffee.  Then I walked out of the flat and threw up. Never spoke to either again.
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got up the other day and ran to local coffee house to sip coffee and answer Yahoo questions on the free WI-FI, realized I had forgotten to put on pants. EmbarASSing
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ummm...he wants to get in your pants...wake up
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I POOPED AT WORK ONCE\n\nIT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK\n\nONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT  LOL
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LOL.... my dad used to tell me when I was young that overnight that the fairies pee'd in your mouth which  is why your breath stinks in the morning..... made me want to reach for a toothbrush every morning!!
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you have something in your teeth
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Have a bath dude! You're dreaming! WAKE THE FU-CK UP!
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You reminded me of the night I woke up broke and pennyless - with stains on my pillow from my bloody nose.\n\nThanks.
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I did poo in my pants when I was so nervuos for interview to get my first job WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!, but I got it anyway
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That sounds like something the Dentist gives before doing work in your mouth.
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well, i was sleeping in a cabin, and i sleptwalked in the wall, i got up then i tripped on a suitcase, and then i was walking around in circles on the floor, then, farted, like 3 times then went to complete sleep. i heard this from my whole family standing laughing at me, and they told me in the morning!!!\n\nhope i at least cheered you up a little!\nCarina