has anyone ever pushed your finger in the garbage disposal wile its on?
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Ummmmmm............... it would hurt......\nThere are blades in those.
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I have only done it once...I don't know if the guy was joking around or serious. Whichever it was, it was just disgusting. It was a while back, and his question pertained to him doing child molesting. I'm sure I wasn't the only person who reported him, and I sure do hope the Yahoo! Answers team sent the police to knock on his door. Yuck...the freaks that are out there...
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I noticed that a load of clothes had been in the dryer for two cycles and was still wet.  I figured something must be clogged up.  So I went outside to check the dryer vent---sure enough it was plugged up with lint.  The dryer vent is about at eye level, so I walked up to it and began cleaning the big globs of lint out of it.  I finally yanked one big piece free and all the loose lint that had been building up in the pipes was suddenly blown out the dryer vent right into my face.\n\n When the last big block finally broke free I had this split second vision of a fog of lint headed towards my face.  I opened my mouth to say "Oh s h i t"---that's when I got the mouthful of lint.\n\nI spent the next 20 minutes getting lint out of my eyes, nose, mouth and ears. \n\nI never claimed to be overly bright.
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Yes, I have.\nIt was in the school library, and someone was using it. Smoke started pouring out the back, and then the thing made a popping noise and turned off. No one knew what to do, and the librarian told me to run it over to the IT department, so I ran half way around the school with a smoking computer. I would have thought though theat the fuse would have blown before that kind of thing happened...
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hell no! I have never dumpster dived, and I never will. that is just soooo disgusting!
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I always make a suction with my hand to pull it out.  Works for me.
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my best friends little brother was putting up the silverware out of the dishwasher and slipped in a puddle of water that had leaked out of a bowl or something. He landed on the silverware rack and a butcher knife went straight through his heart. He ran outside and died in the front yard.\n\nNOW...me and my kids are SURE to turn sharp utensils blade-down in the dishwasher and are VERY careful not to dump cups or bowls that accumulated water onto the floor.
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Yes. I do. I saw my friend do it one time. Dumped water on her ex's head when we were at a resturant.\n\nI'm not too good at it at all, but, I can move water in bottles/glasses! Whee!\n\n- 16 yo Pagan
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never, I push it till it is dead
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Me! my uncle tried to fix his toilet he got really mad at it, so he hit it with the plunger and it exploded and now he has glass all over him and his hand is cruhed...
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Did you ever do it? If so I'd like to know how funny the counter person thought it was. I work as an A.M in a fast food place and I think it would have been freakin hilarious!
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Why yes, we actually have, courtesy of my creep stepson ("I didn't steal it, honest!" yeah right. \nThey were very nice about it, they handed me the search warrant, explained and pointed to the appropriate signatures and started looking. They did not "toss" the house---I asked them and they said "that's only for people giving us a hard time!" and they honored my request NOT to search my bedroom (I wouldnt have been able to sleep in there again, and it was always secured against the punk anyway)...\nAnyway, don't be a jerk to them and they'll be nice. Maybe. \n\nPS, that was the last night my stepson spent in my home again.
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True Story: \n\nI was in the basement f'ing around with a television I got out of a dumpster when I literally electrocuted myself. I fell to the ground and could not move. \n\nI prayed to God that my wife upstairs would come find me. \n\nI heard footsteps upstairs... She was headed to the basement door! I could see her shadow approaching it.\n\nI started to thank God for answering my prayer when my wife said: "No wonder it's so cold up here! Shut the God Damn Door!" and she slammed it shut.\n\nAnd I continued to lay there.
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Not really sure.  But the guy from the tv show Dirty Jobs did it once and it was in TN.  Google his show to see if it has a few links that you can try.  You know its dangerous...right?
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I have stuck a knife or fork into the stuck bread or whatever in the toaster and once when I was 8 it went through to the wires and I got a shock.  I still do it though only more carefully.
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I didn't do it... but my friend had to urinate. So he took off his pants and urinated.\n\nALL OVER THE CARPET.\n\nI made his *ss clean it up the next morning.
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no but u can push empty