Which Eqyptian Creation story included an account of The Almighty having kinky sex with a virgin?
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Horus. And his mothers name was Meri and his step father was Seb, (Jo-Seph). This supposedly happened thousands of years before the first century CE.
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i hope this a help to you\nAmen\n"The Hidden One," a primordial creation-deity\nAnubis\nEgyptian god of the dead\nBast\nEgyptian cat goddess\nBes\nEgyptian dwarf god believed to guard against evil spirits and misfortune\nChons\nEgyptian moon god\nDua\nProtector of the stomach of the deceased\nGeb\nGod of the Earth\nHathor\nEgyptian cow goddess\nIsis\nEgyptian mother goddess\nKa\nEgyptian name for the vital force of life\nMaat\nEgyptian goddess of truth and justice\nMin\nEgyptian fertility god\nMut\nWife of Amen, mother of Khons\nNephthys Egyptian goddess of the dead\nNut\nEgyptian goddess of the sky and of the heavens\nOsiris\nEgyptian god of the underworld and of vegetation\nQetesh\nGoddess of love and beauty\nRe\nEgyptian sun god\nSelket\nScorpion goddess, helper of women in childbirth\nSet\nEgyptian god of chaos\nShu\nEgyptian god of the air\nSobek\nEgyptian crocodile god\nTaweret\nHippopotamus goddess and protective deity of childbirth\nThoth\nEgyptian moon god\nWepwawet\nGod of war and of the funerary cult
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bible stories were plagiarized from pagan traditions... which came long before jesus was... um... invented
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There was a special about this on the Discovery Channel (or maybe it was History, I mix them up all the time) that used the question of the possibility of Jesus's mother Mary conceiving a child while still being a virgin.  They base it on scientific theory of course and not on a belief in procreation by a Divine source.  In the end, they came to a conclusion that it is possible, and has happened at some point in the past, although i can't remember if being a hemaphrodite was a prerequisite or not.
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It is in the Old Testament right next to it mentioning the demigod born of a virgin coming.
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the story of Hatshepsut\nhttp://www.bediz.com/hatshep/story.html\n\nMenes\nhttp://interoz.com/egypt/01dyn01.htm\n\nTutankhamen\nhttp://i-cias.com/e.o/tutankhamen.htm
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Man created God in his own image
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That's all wrong. God first creates us as a kind of mucous of sperm and also a bloody cell that waits coyly for the semen-snot to come and knock her up. When the male penis erectus enters the well-lubricated female vagina, SPLAAAATTT!!!!\n\nAnd that's how God creates us before we are born. I realize you probably think this is some kind of crazy theory dreamed up by a cult that wants to control your mind. But it's true. This is scientifically proven and known. So just check it out for yourself.
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You're wrong, God(sp?) cursed Australopithicus' seed and he brought forth an abomination that was detestable in the eyes of the Lord (sp?) and so he called it Homo habilus as opposed to hetero-habilus.
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Yes, a resounding yes! Eve did have union with the serpent! Of course, you'd also have to check out the myth of the goddess/ demon mother, Lillith, the mythical first wife of Adam, but that's yet another story...\n\nFirst clue...Have you ever wondered why Adam and Eve only had sex - after their fall and not before? Guess who taught the naive Eve about sex? The Serpent!\n\nAnother clue. Have you ever wondered about the phrase 'we were all conceived in sin?' Well, this can be taken literally - as in, we, the fallen humans, were offspring of the union between Eve and the serpent.\n\nNext point. To paraphrase the mystics, it is the serpent that gave Eve - and us - the gift of forbidden knowledge and of mortality, or pointed us towards it. \n\nAlso according to many mystics, Adam and Eve were not flesh and blood, but spiritual archetypes - blue prints of human architecture. Same thing goes for the serpent. Once you can see this, the possibilities are endless, as far as theories go.
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No. \n\nThis was added in to compete with other religions. The area was a hotbed of cults at the time. Many of them claimed their deities were born of virgins. It was the 'in' thing to show the purity of your deity. Skip that whole 'who's your daddy?' question. No sex? Had to be a god!\n\nJesus was born of a virgin. Some claim Buddha was virgin born. Heimdall, on the other hand, was born of nine virgins...which creates more questions than it answers.\n\nLMAO at teeney111's answer. The girl is not even reading own bible which has numerous incidents of sex without marriage. No taboo has ever been strong enough to stop illegitimate births happening.
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Probably the "God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" one.  This argument totally overlooks the fact that God created hermaphrodites.  And anyone who believes that God creates humans, will have to agree that God created hermaphrodites, because they were born that way.  So obviously the Adam and Eve story does not cover all the people that God created.
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Hmm. Which account of creation do you mean, the one in Genesis chapter one or the other one in chapter two?\n\n The "chapter one version" does not say either way.\n\n The "chapter two version" says man was created from dust, it  also says women were made from ribs.\n\n Mmmmmm.. Ribs are tasty.\n\n The answer is that the second account of creation in the bible evolved from the first account. It is certainly more creative and detailed fiction, than it's ancestor.
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This Legend although mentioned in specific detail through many books of the old and new testaments of the King James version of the Bible, predates it, back to the dawn of time in all major philosophies and cultures of the world. \n\nThe Legend states the 'Seventh Son of a Seventh Son' is the unborn one in the poetic sense, 'He' being preordained by his birthright too be a 'Maker of Things' endowed with gifts of 'second sight' 'predicting the future' 'healer' 'lucky' and a 'devil may care attitude' being referred to as the 'Divine One' or the 'Chosen One' who has a 'special purpose in life' for the 'Lord of Hosts' who is also cursed by the good & evil forces battling for his eternal soul.
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Book Of Genesis\n\nGarden of Eden. Satan v God
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According the the story, God caused Mary to conceive, thus being his father.  Mary did not have sex with Joseph.  He was like a surrogate father to Jesus. OK?
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Chinese Myths.\n\nPangu and the Creation of the World\nThis myth is similar to many creation myths worldwide, in which the world is formed out of the body of a primal being.\n\nIn the beginning there was darkness everywhere, and Chaos ruled. Within the darkness there formed an egg, and inside the egg the giant Pangu came into being. For aeons, safely inside the egg, Pangu slept and grew. When he had grown to gigantic size he stretched his huge limbs and in so doing broke the egg. The lighter parts of the egg floated upwards to form the heavens and the denser parts sank downwards, to become the earth. And so was formed earth and sky, Yin and Yang.\n\n\nPangu saw what had happened and he was pleased. But he feared that heaven and earth might meld together again, so he placed himself between them, his head holding up the sky and his feet firmly upon the earth. Pangu continued to grow at a rate of ten feet a day for 18,000 years, so increasing the distance between heaven and earth, until they seemed fixed and secure, 30,000 miles apart. Now exhausted, Pangu went back to sleep and never woke up.\n\nPangu died, and his body went to make the world and all its elements. The wind and clouds were formed from his breath, his voice was thunder and lightning, his eyes became the sun and moon, his arms and his legs became the four directions of the compass and his trunk became the mountains. His flesh turned into the soil and the trees that grow on it, his blood into the rivers that flow and his veins into paths men travel. His body hair became the grass and herbs, and his skin the same, while precious stones and minerals were formed from his bones and teeth. His sweat became the dew and the hair of his head became the stars that trail throughout heaven. As for the parasites on his body, these became the divers races of humankind.\n\nAlthough Pangu is dead, some say he is still responsible for the weather, which fluctuates according to his moods.