is my girlfriend nasty for farting?
539715
Thats just her way of letting you know she's very comfortable around you
1056972
The crapping thing is a little too harsh.  Human feces has got to be the most disgusting substance on earth.  If sitting on you is a form of punishment, I'm guessing she's not a petite girl or else your face would be the obvious choice.  I think you should have to wear a donkey tail and ears and have her sit on your back and ride you around some publicly humiliating location.
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
195697
I've been with my fiance for 2 years and we still don't fart in front of each other.. we do on accident sometimes. but we just laugh at each other. But never have we just ripped one just because we had to.
634980
my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
1047811
Wouldn't air be a certain kind of gas?! Anyway, you are right, it's just air, not a fart.\n\nThe sound may be the same and it can be embarassing during or after sex, because the guy may think you just farted, but I think this is quite normal.
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
489775
Girls fart as much as guys do, but I would date a farter as long as he didnt do it in public
940796
i always have farted in front of my boyfriends if they thought it was gross i would tell them that no one is worth me getting a tummy ache and my fiance finds it funny cause most women dont fart in front of people but  i do but all men are different but most of the guys i know think it is funny
1107484
That's so gross. I don't enjoy the smell of any fart!
921932
yeah...my dog likes to fart..alot peeewww!
602589
Well, by the time someone farts in front of you, they're feeling relaxed and accepted, so I'd say let it go.  And it's up to her to monitor her own behavior or offer any excuses; prompting someone about what "should" be said can be felt as condescending... and it might destroy any trust you have in her.  Would you really want her to feel like she could not be relaxed in front of you?  \n\nIt all depends on whether someone farts accidentally or deliberately... either way, it's only nature, it's only the body, and so long as someone doesn't fart ON you deliberately, I say just laugh it off and let it go.\n\nCheers, K
774934
If she is your wife you should have open communication.\n\nShe might have an infection if the oder is bad.\n\nYour not doing her or yourself any favors by being silent.
334064
You are placing too much importance on it. You make ME feel uncomfortable about it, and I'm a guy.\n\nObviously, you need a refresher course in 'No'. \n\nMaybe you need to be more slow, gradual, and patient. You can cause tremendous discomfort if you don't do it right, and stop chewing on her like a cheeseburger !!!\n\nor maybe she is afraid she might pee....\nso, stop assuming.
1014052
Don't say anything to her or your colleages. It will come back and bite you on the butt. I understand if everyone can tell and is laughing about it behind her back. But, there must be something wrong causeing this strange behavior. It could be an abusive relationship, low self-esteem, laziness, mental problems, anything. Does she exhibit any other strange behavior, or smell really bad? Maybe she's mourning the loss of someone and those pants a weird security blanket. Only those in authority over her should maybe say something if she is being a dirty person. I wouldn't if I were you.
622244
I wouldnt just because I think thats gross(so does my husband) But if you and your partner both have no problem with it..then hey knock yourselves out!!
576272
Next time she spreads her legs, wear a respirator. It's like a gas mask, with clean air filters. You can buy one at your local hardware store. But I am sorry to say, she smells nasty because while you are gone, she gangbangs the neighborhood, and they don't pull out. I wouldn't kiss her if I were you.She is nasty.