Where would you hide money?
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First, unless you have a serious issue with banks, even if you dont want to leave it in a bank account maybe you should consider a bank deposit box (even though you are not supposed to leave cash in there) they are safeguarded agains hurricanes, earthquakes and fire.  But if you are set against leaving anything in a bank, then make sure you wrap it up in sturdy plastic bags and then buy a fire proof safebox.  Hiding it is as simple as how good you are with carpentry and putting a hidden door somewhere in your walls.
746733
Report, testify and then go into hiding.\n\nCoach
862753
The best way would be to rob a bank....OH wait, no, that's illegal. Perhaps get a job and save up for it.
698357
They do have the ability, but they will probably confiscate the money if it is found to be fake.  There are cheap devices you can get to check money yourself.  They are called Counterfeit Money Detection Systems and the lower end ones sell for under $20.00.
951478
Hide your money in a safe place. When it's not lying around, you won't remember to spend it.\n\nDon't bring too much money whenever you're out and about because you'll be tempted to spend it.\n\nWhenever you pick up anything you want to buy, ask yourself why you want it, do you really need it now or at all, is it worth it, how will it benefit you, is there anything wrong with it, could you get a better deal somewhere else, etc.
95787
I suggest you file Form 1087WS with the IRS.  That is the form you are supposed to file when you are hiding from the IRS in a woodshed to avoid paying back taxes.  That way, the IRS won't think to look for you under your bed.
1184655
it depends on how big it is on where you want to hid it.  if it is small i would say but it near a bench that is on a cement platform.  one that is off the side walk but next to it because they usually will not move them because it is a waste of money to do so.  so go like 3 feet from the edge of the cement and put it there because when it rains it will run off the cement and cause a lot of mud so you want to put it a little farther away to keep it out of a puddle.  you should get a watter proof bag and put it in upside down so when it dose rain is is not going on to the top it will help preserve what is in there
1110443
house, you have a privacy
336186
None really. In theory there is some gold in Fort Knox and every time money is printed it's secured by the gold. In truth, the treasury can do whatever they want. They have a theoretical endless amount of money. Of course, if they print/use too much money - they'll cause inflation that that in turn will lower the purchasing power of that money so the government should be cautious about that.
387215
write money enclosed on the outside.  and then glue it shut
659207
I have an "Investment" tip for you. Bring a suitcase full of money and meet me down by the docks at 2am...come alone.\n\n\nDon't tell anyone about this.
560040
try this website www.hidemyass.com
936848
Pictures in my wallet? Cell Phone??\n\n\n............\n\n\nYou must have me confused with someone who has money......
109956
CD's and bank money markets would probably be the best thing for you.  They're safe and insured.  You wont loose your principle.
813410
you can hide at my place
130330
There is an FBI wing of money laundering.  You could report there.
686422
depending on where you live you are entitled to some percentage of all shared or marital assets...there is more to this question that can be answered here, but you need a good lawyer. he cannot "hide" money, he can open and operate a business in which monies are not part of the marital assets...regardless, you need a lawyer