What would a woman do if her husband dipped over the portapotty while she was in there?
535583
Is this before or after she shot him?
606367
after you put it in use ducktape to secure the tampon in place...works for me hope it works for you
74033
First, I would finish my business in there. Second, I would take the toilet plunger, plunge it into the toilet and then take it outside and inform the guy where it was and if he doesn't leave immediately, he's getting the contents in his face.
493731
*sits up on her lounge chair sipping a cocktail*  My husband handles the meat so it doesn't matter to me which hand he's using.  I prefer he didn't handle it too much, though...over "flipping" tends to toughen the meat and release the juices prematurely.  *shrugs* But what do I know?  I'm more of a 'shuck & suck' kinda gal (ahem, little necks, that is) *puts cocktail down and lays back in her chair*
899964
That one is over the top. My wife would have a foot print on the back of her pants to remember me by. That is, she would be kicked right out the door.
742605
How many times have you asked this question?\n\nYou know you have a wierd fetish, and more inportantly your putting your wife's life at risk doing CPR on her.
1065301
Talk more about that TOGETHER and try to get a solution TOGETHER.  A possible idea is trying to give as much possible pleasure to your partner before inserting it, and then proceed as usual.
627769
Okay, here's the actual answer.  Go turn on your garden hose full-blast, then pinch off the pressure right at the tip.  Find yourself a target of comparable size (or the toilet itself, if you're not afraid of looking really REALLY weird) and release.  Bear in mind that the hose will almost certainly have much less pressure and more rigidity than his l'il fella will, so if you miss by a little, that indicates a lot.  The abrupt start will probably wing some loose drops on to the porcelain.  \n\nAnother problem women don't have, since our urethras are external, is blockage; sometimes threads from underpants or even (yes, ick, tell us about it) hair can cause the urine to be discharged off to one side, or even forked.  As someone above said, we weren't designed to aim, or to have contact with cloth and compression all day; it's pretty easy to aim, but once in a great while, something just goes wrong.  :)\n\nThat said, gross.  It is totally our responsibility to make it as if nothing happened.  And to that poor woman whose man wouldn't put the seat up, or even wipe it after a catastrophe?  KILL HIM.  He is the guy that makes men's public bathrooms unusable for guys everywhere.  \n\nI can't believe we have found that guy!  Hey, everyone!  We found the guy!
995393
One night my first wife and I, nearly newly weds, were trying a different position with her on top.  She was positioned a bit differently from normal and I was reaching down to find the hole.  She moved the angle of her hips and I missed, sort of.  She had an odd expression but soon began to get into the coordination of motions and raised herself up (picture and upside down T).  Then I saw that while I was in, I wasn't in.  So that was the first experience, from my side of 'up the bum' as you put it.  We stayed there for a long time, even watched a show on TV, and went at it again, having not moved from that position.  It was a new experience and we were going to experience it well, something she expressly said.  The next day, when I got home, I asked her how she was, "down there"  She giggled and said, "I walked funny all day, but I'm okay."  She preferred the regular point of entry but every now and then suggested we try it again.  So I think while it may not have been her favorite, there was something that she liked.  Second wife, however, is hung on the "dirty" aspect and finds it disgusting, even though we too had one of those "missed" moments and she was in no hurry for me to stop.  Good luck.
7766
If she did that to me, I would look her in the eye and say, "Ask your husband to come here." Most likely she will back off. "If you do not feel comfortable calling your husband over to see what you are doing, can you imagine how it makes me feel?"
622244
I wouldnt just because I think thats gross(so does my husband) But if you and your partner both have no problem with it..then hey knock yourselves out!!
272915
Since it's already happened just be cool.  Hold your head high, and have so much confidence that he won't know whether it fell or you let it go on purpose.  I had a similar situation happen where I was wearing a snap skirt that snapped all the way down the front, and just as my guy was opening the door for me, it unsnapped all the way to the very first snap.  I just said hold on a minute, turned around and snapped it back up then went on my way.  That would be the best thing to do if it ever happened again to just pull it back up and continue on your way.
404438
Not if its disgusting to you. And he shouldn't expect it of you. However, if you are willing to try it and then decide you don't like it, then at least you gave it an honest effort. If he insists, however, then you may have a problem. No one should pressure you into doing something you are not completely willing to do. Not even your husband.
326823
She's not your mother.  Let your husband do it.  It's his mother, he needs to do it himself.
590484
your clit (and the piercing) should be far enough north to be out of the way for whatever he/she's doing... it'll probably be a bit tender though... so i'd let the doctor know to be gentle with the area unless he/she wants to get kicked
765004
for the first response, some guys dont mind peirods. secondly, a woman should NEVER have to give into anything. anyone who thinks that should be shot. and if your husband doesnt respect you enough to take no for an answer, hes sleeping on the couch. some of you women that said just do it to make him happy, have you no decency for yourselves, get some self respect. no man is worth doing something your not in the mood for.
131091
Maybe she lays there like a 'dead pig' because it's like being ****ed by a 'wild hog'. I'm sure if there were passion involved she'd be responsive. I'd advise her to find a 'real man' and video it, to show you how it's done.!! Then DIVORCE your obnoxious ***.!!!