Fart in public! do you own up to it?
544993
Just like Jim Carey long pause....... IT WAS MEEEEE!
519050
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Thats funny!!! Ive never seen a female cover her mouth when she farts!! Why would they do that?! And I agree, Ladies, just let 'em rip!!!!
941339
Me: when I say "Honeeeeey" in a high pitched voice over and over again ...lol.. ( I like bugging him with that)\n\nMy husband: ..hahaha..(hope he doesn't read this =} ) when he farts soooo LOUD here and there (in the house)... You would never assume that he is capable of that.
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I have had all sorts of gas passed upon me during "you know."\n\nWhile mowing the lawn, I have passed some of the best gas of my life.  It's the perfect opportunity!  A noisy lawn mower drowns out the sound, the smell of freshly cut grass masks the smell....  You can give up weeks worth of pent up farts with one mow of the front yard.  Just be careful you don't soil yourself straining.
128966
i've wore a tee butt out in public. ...lol!!\njk
918473
I am myself. If I fart, I just laugh. If he comes in and I'm peeing I don't care. I say whatever I want to say.
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
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I didn't try. Someone in my family try to do that to me I told them I was going to fart and they lit the lighter up and put it near my @ss. My family likes to joke around lol\n\n\n\nRock on!
908903
I fart like a goodun every day and it doesn't matter what i have eaten but how fast i have gobbled it up. If i eat something hot i seem to cool it down by breathing on it as i put it in my mouth and i take in more air. \nI can fart for England but i have never been able to burp, no matter how hard i try, sigh,\n\nCarry on farting!!!!! hooray for farts,
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
1064173
I've never done it, but I know someone who took a fart machine into a horror movie and put it under someone's seat. I wasn't there, but I wish I would've gone. I say go for it!
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
509645
my wife farts on occasion, but only when she sneezes, or coughs! oops! but i let er rip! and i get really grossed out to! you really want to p--s her off? give her the poopy surprise! wait till youre going to bed, you get there first, cover up, and let er rip! without her knowing it! and when she comes in and lifts the covers, you better be ready to run! or if your REALLY brave, or stupid, do the poop tent! when my wife gives me hell, i just tell her, why worry? my shit dont stink!
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Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
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http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
709197
Farts? hahahaha NOW they are monitoring because you mentioned farts :)
1007091
I POOPED AT WORK ONCE\n\nIT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK\n\nONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT  LOL