why can't I put my elbow into my ear?
550743
1) it would hurt\n2) it does not fit
189492
Didnt get to that yet. I am still trying to lick my elbow
685040
Yes I have , don't be like me.Go to the doctor and get it taken care of .  I now have no hearing and that ear.this is not something to play around with .
1039012
the water that gets trapped in your ear is really bad.. normally your ear works its magic and the water drips out, but if you cant get it out use an alcohol solution that will rinse the ear and then evaporate\n\nNEVER use a Qtip.. cause you can seriously hurt your inner ear
109550
You may be pushing the Q Tip in too far.  It is dangerous to use stuff like that to clear your ears with, as if you do go in too far you can perforate/break your eardrum.  You could even push the wax in further causing more problems.  Believe me, as someone who is hard of hearing, you don't want to go down that road...it's no joke truly.\n\nIf you need to loosen earwax use warm olive oil and if that doesn't work, arrange to have your ears syringed by a doctor or nurse.  If you are still having problems now, then I truly think you should seek medical advice.\n\nPlease take care...you cannot replace your hearing. (hearing aids are no substitute for natural hearing)
472795
If you have really tense neck muscles, this can cause  blockage. Sometimes related to ear aches.
832831
You are so cute in the bunny outfit. I think that you might have the ears on a little to tight.
668800
Yeah definitely see a doctor in case there is an infection.  If there is wax blocking it it may soften with some warm olive oil...obviously make sure its not too hot!  And you will probably have to get someone to help you put it into ur ear!\n\nHope ur feeling better soon!
1107198
Because our joints are not flexible enough to do that. We cannot kiss our elbows and we cannot bite our elbows. \nP.S. "To bite one's elbows"-is a Russian idiomatic expression. It means to regret something very much.):
780036
It's possible your ear is clogged with ear wax.  The doctor can flush it out, or you can buy an ear bulb and flush it out yourself with warm water.  Don't use anything else, as the pressure could be too high.  You could damage your ear drum.  The best way to do it is to get in the shower and flush it and flush it with the ear bulb.  Sometimes it takes several times to unclog it.  Once you get it unclogged, then just every time you take a shower, let the water from the regular showerhead flush it out.  If you do that, you may never have a problem again.
195388
well u can probably go to the doctor and have them clean it out for you. my ears were terribly blocked once and the doctor used some thing with water to clear it out.
123234
maybe your have an ear infection.\nit can cause everything you discribe.\ni would call a doc. just to be sure
679262
tilt your head to one side and drop a few drops of water in the ear with the water.  Once you feel it, tilt your head to the other side and then jump up and down until the water comes out.
628006
i am not double jointed so therefore i cant blow myself
198299
see a physio therapist - you have nerve impingement by the sound of things.\n\nkeep up with ice - 20 on and 20 off as much as you can on your elbow until you see someone. I have a similar problem from a car accident last August and it is better, but for me every time I raise my hands above my head my hands go numb. Massage has helped too to get the muscle out of spasm - perhaps it would help you too?\n\ngood luck.
701673
No....are you and "ARRrrgh" in cahoots? He just asked about scratching your ear with your elbow   :)
566389
That can be a hard thing to do.\n  Try putting cotton balls in your ears.  \n  You will have to get them down to the size you need to fit comfortably in your ears.\n  You may try some drops that you can find at Wal-Mart or your local pharmacy that is called something like Swimmers Ears.\n  You may just have to wait for it to just absorb on it's own and if this is going to be a problem in the future you might consider ear plugs.\n\n  All in all,you may have to visit a Dr as there may be some underlaying problems.