GUYS---> Where would you rather get a PIE smashed into?
550536
It depends on what kind of pie. If it is cream pie or similar, I would take it in the face. Just because it is not that difficult to clean off and not as much work as taking of my shoes or whatever. If it is a really yucky messy pie, then I would rather take it on the soles of my feet. Or if it was part of a game that my wife and I were playing :-), I would take wherever it needed to go.
6301
Don't forget the old banana in the tailpipe from Beverly Hills Cop. I also like the pizza idea, although 10 pizzas would probably tip off the restaurant it was a prank and they will call to double check ... instead pick just a couple of pizzas but have them ordered with every ingredient that the person doesn't like (anyone for anchoives and pineapple?)
737345
Wendy's definitely. I would probably order Chicken tenders.
789659
Tidying up.... I would expect my big rough gruff man to bring home the meat... lol... or Ellie29uk of course.
592432
Ha ha :)  Offer her Maltesers ... or maybe a Snickers
496681
I would probably choose to be a "POT PIE"...those small pie's full of meat and vegetables. You get them in Chicken and Beef in the supermarkets.\nWhy? I guess because all others like Cheery, Apple, Pinapples, maringue, etc;... are A-typical pie's, that most people by nature would choose to be...but me in the other hand...I like to be Diversified...I like being the "geek"...the Minority...the outcast....the ugly one...who in the inside has all type of Flavors & colors. Plus, "Pot Pie's" are the least people select...so for someone to select me..."they" must really desire me. When you stick that "Fork" in me...that aroma of mixed flavors will make you salivate...and when you taste my Gravy juices...you will be in heaven.
629405
Hmm.. which one to choose...\n\nAbout 2 months ago I agreed to meet a guy that I had met off of a certain dating site. Lets see.. he said his body type was average ( for a hippo maybe ) and that he was 5'6". Now I am 5'3" and I was eye to eye with this guy.. maybe his gut had pulled him down 3 inches I am not sure lol. \n\nAnyway the comedy of errors started with dinner. It was a cute little Italian place. The portions were huge and my date proceeded to eat his entire plate (which took like an hour because he eats so slow) and in the process managed to drop alot of it on his shirt. YUCK!! Then came the bill.. he kept scrounging around for his wallet.. didnt produce it and then went to the bathroom forever... I felt sorry for the server and paid the bill myself, hoping he would at least leave the tip. When he finally came out and saw the bill was gone, he asked if I was ready to leave. I mentioned that she might need a tip and he flipped 2 bucks out of the wallet that had been missing in action 20 minutes ago and put it on the table. No thank you for paying or anything. As we were walking out to our cars, he asked what else I would like to do. Um.. go home was all I could come up with lol. He leaned in for the kiss goodnight and got the famous one handed pat on the back.. the kiss of death on dates!!
539977
Which one do you like better?
464259
as opposed to a guys vagina?
494689
The area of a pie is 2*pi*r. I like apple pie. The I like to cut an angle of about pi/2 out of the pie and eat it.
916723
Swallow. I can tell my b/f likes it better. I think most guys do....
977403
Neither. I'd prefer your angry face right in front of me so I could punch it, wanker.
547193
Would you rather it was mine? ; )
725452
Pie, any day! .... ur copying my question arent you? :P
92198
mcdonalds\n\nu need 2 get an ass girl...lol jk
992231
PUT IT INSIDE A PUS*Y!!!!!!!
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in the oven \n\n:> peace\n.