what is your favorite motto, or funny saying?
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illegitimus non carborundum !!!!!
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Laugh out loud\nSave our souls
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"One time I fell off my bike and broke my ability to internally monologue"\n"Will you stop putting your labels on me?!"\n"What a tumultuous question!"\n\nthis was almost fun...
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"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here."\n\nDefinitely Stewie. :o)\n\n"I love God. He's so deliciously evil."
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"Go And Catch a Falling Star" - John Donne.\n\nIt is dominated by irony, not dominant in irony.
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It depends on what personality you have. I'm naturally weird, so my favorites are:\n"I am intelligent, I am advanced, I am the first mammal to wear pants" -John Lennon\nor\n"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." \n-Hunter S. Thompson.
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I love Happy Bunny!!...it just suits my personality...I also like Dog of Glee, & Sweety Puss too, but I think Happy Bunny is my favorite...Anyways, here's some of my favorite ones:\n\n"Not that bad. Not that good, either." \n\n"It's okay if you want to drop dead"\n\n"I did it but I'm blaming you"\n\n"It's fun to write things about the b!tch3s I hate"\n\n"Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it"\n\n"Cute but pyscho. Things even out"\n\n"I know how you feel. I just don't care"\n\n\nThis site right here has a lot of Happy Bunny stuff, along with Dog of Glee, Sweety Puss, etc.\n\nhttp://www.blackjackinc.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=375
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www.firehotquotes.com \n\nthey have some there.. && if you just wanna joke around, take a look at the others too.
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well, i happen to work with a young 20 something guy, and he is always saying something witty when he goes to the restroom.\nMy favorite for number one is he is "going to drain the main vain," and for number two is "going to take the browns to the super bowl."  Tacky, but cracks me up everytime.
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"Like I was strippin a peter pauls almond joy\nLemme show u baby Im a talented boy"\n\n-Gett Off (by far my favorite)
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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"She's a sweet girl but she's F'd up" - Bill Murray in Rushmore.\n\n***and btw, how hysterical is his new AmEx commercial!***
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LOL.... Thats funny\nmy fave is french fries................
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"when your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt."-????\n"better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven"-Milton\n"only the dead have seen an end to war"-Plato\n"woo-hoo! 4 day weekend!"-Homer Simpson
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"you've impressed me and it takes a lot to impress me... hey wow, look! a BLUE CAR!!"\n--homer j. simpson\n\ncoz the simpson family rock
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"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy" - (or something really darn close) Ben Franklin\n"Beer - getting ugly people laid since 1863" (or some such date)\n"I'm the oldest I've ever been so far" \n"Faster than the speed of dark"\n"Whatever floats your boat and doesn't sink mine."
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Nice, I always appreciate a good one liner.