Is it okay to fart infront of your girlfriend?
537516
depend on the gf if shes down to earth let it fly if shes some sorta snop shes gonna hate it...plus they say if u can fart in front of ur gf or bf its true love...lol
16075
ummmm.... i don't think its romantic i thinks its gross, but also farts are funny. but love is truely in the air if she can sit by and deal with it and you are comfortable enough to fart in front of her. on my first date with my husband he farted and farted and yes u guessed it farted i don't know why i didn't run and say he was rude but we have been married for 11 years now and the farting continues! But so does our happiness, so fart away!!
1110031
No, unless you feel it is bad if your wife jokes about you after your poo. ;p
940796
i always have farted in front of my boyfriends if they thought it was gross i would tell them that no one is worth me getting a tummy ache and my fiance finds it funny cause most women dont fart in front of people but  i do but all men are different but most of the guys i know think it is funny
1093579
It is not "wrong".\nThe only thing that is morally wrong is if you are lying to your girlfriend about your feeling for her.\nPeople fanticise about all sorts of things that given the opportunity they probably would not do.\nIf you need to pretend that your girlfriend is anyone other than herself, in order to get arroused though, then you are using her and need to stop\nGood luck
808828
I don't think that you were wrong for telling your boyfriend about it.  I know that I wouldn't allow any of my friends to bad mouth my b/f.  I do, however, think that the things that go on in your relationship should stay within your relationship.  If you're having problems with your relationship, talk to the person involved (your b/f) about it.  Keep outsiders on on the outside.  They will only make it worse and make it more than what it truly is.
1056972
The crapping thing is a little too harsh.  Human feces has got to be the most disgusting substance on earth.  If sitting on you is a form of punishment, I'm guessing she's not a petite girl or else your face would be the obvious choice.  I think you should have to wear a donkey tail and ears and have her sit on your back and ride you around some publicly humiliating location.
172241
Seems to me that she wants you herself. I think that you should not tell her. It's any of her business, unless you want her to know. Why would you sit and discuss the way you please your girl in bed? Thats invading privacy. Maybe she wants to join. If i was your girlfriend, and she asked you that, your friend would have some problems with me. That is disrespectful. DO NOT TELL HER ANYTHING. Respect your girl.
763816
No, never attempt anything funny or resort to tricks that can\ncause a misunderstanding and then a problem; get straight to\nthe point. When you are together face-to-face, tell her your\nfeelings and your wish to become her boyfriend. And make\nsure that your words and approach are totally sincere.
636263
i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
543400
You're in love if she farts and you don't get disgusted.  You just laugh.
1053827
FIRST OF ALL YOU SHOULD NOT BE WRESTLING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS SISTER OR ANY OTHER FEMALE IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND. YES SHE SHOULD GET MAD AND EVENTUALLY IT WILL CAUSE A PROBLEM BETWEEN THE TWO SISTERS. I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR GF SISTER TO GET HER A MAN SO YOU AND YOUR GF CAN HAVE SOME PRIVACY.
1133164
Do you mean you were having sex and a farting sound came out of your vagina? Hun, that's normal.  A guy pumping his penis in your vagina repeatedly is going to trap air in there, if you suddenly change position or your muscles clench or he suddenly thrusts is deeply then the air is going to be randomly pushed out causing the sound of fastly escaping air which sounds like a fart.  Just recognise that a 'vart' is normal and that it's going to happen everyso often, just laugh a bit and carry on.  If your guy has any sense or maturity about him then he knows what's going on and will just be waiting for you to stop laughing so he can get back to what you two were doing before hand.  Guy's don't care, why should they?  It's not like you dutch ovened him.  Forget about it, relax any clenched muscles and get back to the good lovin' :D enjoy
424182
I would think sure, why not, as long as it cannot escape.  Have you ever passed gas before.  Farted in your hand, held it, and passed it on to a friend in their face. Its pretty fun actually. lol
327319
lol, you are funny man!\n\n(Oh, if only your girlfriend could realize that!)
24858
I wait until I feel like I know my girl.  When I get very comfortable.  If you can't fart near him it will probably be a while :)
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol