would you rather garner a cheetah's wisdom or swallow a whooping crane's last resort?
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I would say garner a cheetah's wisdom. I've always wondered how animals think and what they think about, and since the cheetah is my favorite animal, I would love to know everything they know. And I think I would feel bad taking a whooping crane's last resort.
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Shark as long as i wasn't bleeding as they most likely wont attack unless you are. Where as lion's see meat and want to eat. Depends if they have been in capitivity for a while though because then i'd go in the cage because the lions would be used to humans and wouldnt attack and i don't really like fish.
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The African swallow. \n\nEither can carry the coconut: they simply have to grip it by the husk.
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I WANT to take my pet elephant (Wilberforce) to the circus so he can see his own kind performing...\n\nHowever I would NEED a bloody huge truck to do it.\n\nI hope this clears it up for you\n\nRegards\n\nIchi
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Joe, personally if it was a cute huggable  animal I would let the little fella fill his boots...but if it was something nasty like a bug I would swoosh it off....now do you want that big sqeezy hug? x\nI'm finding your Q's very taxing this morning x
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That's one tough decision to have to make. Both would be terrible. Guess I would say won't take either. Would take death first.
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I saw a kudu nearly gore a cheetah. It came within inches, but lucky for the cheetah it has lightning reflexes. Lucky for the kudu it got away due to the counterattack.
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choose wisely, your friends..
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Ummm...what kind of tail are you eating and why would you want to blow it up?  Sounds painful.
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it is way more satisfying to bite the head off of a bear, than the head/tail off of a worm, I mean mammals win hands down.
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Who wants to be "Gummed" to death by a shark, bear or lion?? And I wouldnt want them sittin on me neither!
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I'd save the one in greatest peril first, to increase the chances that I could save the other one in time as well.  It's a loaded question, no good way to answer without feeling bad.
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You're making more of a point than asking a question there really aren't you? Well yeah we turn a blind eye, things get killed, other things eat them. It's the way things are. If I was a tiger you wouldn't be giving me a lecture. But then I wouldn't have a second thought about eating YOU would I?
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Ah, my child, I suppose this might be a question I can answer.\n\nPersonally, I prefer to break the neck of my prey or just sever their vocal cords.  This allows for a quiet feeding and the ability to drain my victim without interruption or having to worry about my prey's screams alarming others.\n\nOthers might find pleasure in tearing apart the entire body of their victim...as some go into a blood frenzy and lose control.\n\nPerhaps you would care to find out first hand?\n\n*Smirks*
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Charolette would walk up to Scary,, I mean, Carrie And Blow Smoke up her nostrils and, Carrie would Cough, And Discover, She could sing better!! But-Alas, It's too Late! Then A Velociraptor swoops down and "CRUNCH"!! NO More Carrie,LMAO!!!-------SWEET!
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You killed the cat because of the bird ordeal, didn't you?  Admit it!
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I'd go with a WATERFALL.\n\nIt has a mouth, the head is its top. It makes a lot of noise (roar). And where does it go? It is rooted to its spot !