What do you do when you fart at the check-out line?
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ROFL!  Look around as if you're looking for where the horrendous odor could be coming from.  I'd tell you more, but just watch for me in the check out line.  You can learn my secrets there.\n\nOh come on people don't take it so seriously.  You flatulate too.  Maybe not in public, but you do it somewhere.
813860
yes farting is natural out bodies do it at the most awkward times.\nAlthough if someone has a farting problem that just stinks out the office..  Sometimes subtle hints help.\nLike wow that was a little smelly mate. mind opening some windows.. or asking for some spray to go around the office.\n\nIf these don't help then you will have to be forward.. \nLook mate..  these farts are starting to make me feel ill.. can  you move away when know your going to release one.\nor go to the toilet, Ask are you taking anything for it.\nbeing forward might make them feel awkward but also bringing it to there attention that its becoming a problem is the best.
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Woooooooo hoooooooooo hooooooooo\nU tried something new baby.\nI don know how I like it but may b water vapour molecules that get stuck up with the fart molecules make the smell more denser and more grossy.........\nI m outa here or ur fart may come up any time now......\n\n\nPPPPPHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwtttttttttttttttttt.................................
929941
don't say anything and leave room quickly but with coolness and let them discover the fowl smell for themselves after you’ve left. if it so happens that you "let loose your inner bubble" and you cannot leave the room, laugh along with every one else, try not to point any fingers at a person who is suspected of the noise. If  you let loose a tremendous noise that cannot be discerned from who’s backside it cam forth, say that you must leave the room because you...well make something convincing up and try not to make you voice crack under the strain of controlling your face, stifling a laugh, or collapsing under the weight of embarrassment. hope that helps you in you smelliest moments.
221992
I'm in a elevator and someone farts,there is no escape!HELP!
865563
My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
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quietly slip out and say, \n"hey I was trying to use the bathroom... and when I walked in the toilet was already clogged!"\nOr leave it there and pretend you don't know what they're talking about when they mention it.\nBut I don't really know what to do...it never happened to me!\nso all in all your screwed!
395012
There are alot of anti-gas medications that you can take over the counter. Also avoid foods that cause gas like greasy meats, cheeses, nuts, and pickled foods.
548102
Tell them you have the shitts and can't leave your bathroom. I think it was that Chinese food we ate last night...
1126722
What should you do if you are at Pizza Hut and have to use the restroom? Should you jump up and down and tell? \n\nMarg prefers that you raise your hand and wait to be excused.\nShe says that there must be organization and planning to everything and the the rest room attendants can only handle two people at a time.\n\nDo you think it's easy making sure that people only use one paper towel and  two squares of toilet paper per wipe?\n\nAlso since this program began--theft is down.\nNo longer do McDonald's employees come to steal Pizza Hut toilet paper.
848381
Do a "Butler's Revenge".  Stand next to the boss, AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, fart silently but smellily, then look at him in disgust.
400126
you need to FART and man it will be STINKY!! good luck \n\n\nOKAY LIKE BIG DUH HERE EGGS CAUSE GAS SO FART!! I'M NOT THE DUMB*SS THAT ATE EGGS ALL DAY LONG. YOU DID SWEETHEART!! AND WHEN YOU HAVE GAS IT HURTS SO TO HELP YOU FART WALK AROUND(WALKING HELPS YOUR BODY RELEASE GAS) INSTEAD OF SITTING ON THE COMPUTER AND IF IT IS REALLY THAT BAD WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU WOULD BE AT A HOSPITAL. TAKE SOME GAS X TO HELP RELIEVE YOU OF THE GAS PAIN.
440898
The bathroom is the most appropriate place to fart
621514
Well, politely excuse yourself and find a nearest restroom.  Even if it is a public bathroom, its ok.  Bowel movements are an everyday part of life!  If it is at another person's house there are two things you can do: \n\na)if you know the person well either go ahead and use their toilet. \n\nor B) If you know them well and are close but you're still unsure.  Pull the friend/host over and quietly mention your problem and ask if there is an alternate bathroom you could use.  I have irritable bowel syndrom and I know quite well how it feels to be in (shall we say) precarious situations like that.
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try and let it out slow..sounds funny but do it..then it wont make a noise..and if u do fart then blame it on ur shoe it it makes a sound...and if it smells juz b put ur shirt over ur nose
74033
First, I would finish my business in there. Second, I would take the toilet plunger, plunge it into the toilet and then take it outside and inform the guy where it was and if he doesn't leave immediately, he's getting the contents in his face.
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.