My gymmate recently defecated in her pants, how would u clean up if it happened to you and your wearing thong?
554357
I work at a healthclub and you would never guess how often this happens. People push themselves too far and that is the result. She should try to go to the bathroom before she goes to the gym and take restroom breaks in between strong workout sessions.
505017
someone poops on your chest.
944000
take a look at the skid marks!! DO YOU WIPE?????\n\nI feel sick now............ thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
240243
just put your hand in your pants, and we can go from there.\n\nTell me when you are ready.\n\nEeeeurgh, you're a dude?\n\nThat's disgusting.  I thought you were a Lay-dee.
917630
just say ..oi!! fatty!!...put some deodorant on u stinky mutt
756599
first of all...............lmao................\nsecond................wash butt..........\nthird..............wash butt everyday.\nthe end.
1041100
Tell them that's its important to respect their bodies and to take care of it.  Tell them that wearing thongs are gross, it's been proven that stuff left behind from the back, moves up that little piece of material to the front and can cause infections.Encourage them to encourage each other to exercise, not have sex and to make smart choices. Provide pictures of what drugs and alcohol do to the body.
453751
Get hand shower installed or take jug of water with you and wash with that. If any of above doesnt suit you, hire a servant to wash your bum when you finish.
984954
You are enjoying this too much.  Poop in the pan then move the pan.  Finisher yer big crap then divie up the poop in the pan into the jars......wipe and go.  Don't forget to wash yer hands.
596778
pull down your pants and your underwear in front of her
321488
try to get your neighbour to help? call 911? the latter makes better sense though and maybe they can help you with your diarrhoea too. =)\nif me sending my spouse to hospital is my only option.. i'll sh*t my pants and car and everywhere else if i have to. but of course my apologies to all who have to do the cleaning.
574823
That's kinda disgusting. It's funny if you don't wipe your ass. Even leaving like a booger on it would be funny.
1067359
I didn't do it... but my friend had to urinate. So he took off his pants and urinated.\n\nALL OVER THE CARPET.\n\nI made his *ss clean it up the next morning.
1141989
What are they going to wipe her with??  Toilet paper??
982493
Don't let her push you around, she should poop before she comes over,  I'm tired of woman making all the rules.  i hope she stains her pants on the way home
739026
Give her whatever it is you take after you stink up the bathroom...or are you saying you sh!t doesn't stink?\n\nWhy do you do these things?
312738
i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS