The most funny sms you likeed?
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Never say anything bad about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoe. By then he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to... :)
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rolmao!!!! omg thats too funny!!! thanks for the laugh.
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I saw one called StankyPoosy on here once.  It cracked my sh!t up!  BTW, thanks for the compliment ;o)
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Ha ha ha ha!!!!  These are REALLY funny!!  Hmm, I think I like the toothpick one the best.  I also like the one about the bible and old people.  I never really thought about it!  Awesome!\n\nGod Bless
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Here's one I like.  Its fun too.  \nIt's made by Lucent - the phone ppl!
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www.msn-fun.com\nwww.santabanta.com\nwww.funplusfun.com\nwww.nicefunnyjokes.com
949951
Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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i like your jokes, your funny!!
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THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE...\nI JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING. (I AM 3) MAN OH MAN, MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.\n\nIT WAS A KIWI!!! HA HA HA LOLOL...\n\nYOU'RE KILLING ME!!! \n\nMAN, I JUST POOPED MYSELF! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!\n\nOH...HEHEHE.....HAHAHA...LOLOLO....\n\nWHEW...MAN THAT WAS FUNNY....\n\n\n......\n\n\n...........\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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LMAOO i absolutely LOVE this one!!!!\nu should post more..\nfrom one to ten...this one is a 9!!\nthanx soo much for the laugh!\n=]
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Insert *something funny*
930125
I think thats so funny! My fr4iend sent that to me and i said it and laughed for like 10 minutes.
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*News: 3 chimps escaped from the zoo. 1 was caught playin football, 1 was caught watchin tv and 1 was caught readin this sms.\n*I miss you and I want to be with you but this stupid secruity guard want let me in the zoo without a ticket.\n*A boy and his girlfriend are watchin a movie in a theatre, a mosquito enters into the girls skirts and gues where it bites.....guess in the boys hand.\n*God made whiskey god made pepsi god made me so damn sexy. God made rivers god made lakes god made you well everybody can stand to make one mistake.\n*A *smile* is a sign of joy, a *hug* is a sign of love, a *laugh* is a sign of happiness, a *friend* like me is a sign of "your damn good choice\n*Wakey, wakey, rise n shine out of bed into mines Ur so sexy, ur so fine need ur body on top of mines if u want me in the sack lick ur lips n text me back!\nIf you like these and want more contact me and let me know.
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)