Ever saw your parents having sex?
553345
no. but i did see them making out, which  uhhgghhh   \n\nbut if it wasnt for them having sex, i wouldnt be here.\n\nso hooraay for sex
995510
well, i was 15 and my bf who was 16 had this weird crap fetish, and when we were fucking he came, and then asked me to take a shit on his chest, so i did, and right as it was comin out, his mom walked in on us. i was soooo embaressed\n\n\nedit: YOU DIRTY MOTHAFUCKIN BASTARD!! IM NO GUY!!! AND YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN GODAMNED DISHES!!!!
18157
My parents do.. they work great!!
931558
I have one here. My father had an affair with his secretary and even picked her up to and fro from work in his car..he even asked me to call her mum..i declined of course. But I still claimed that I have a very happy family in front of my classmates..especially when my mother is crying practically every night and on one saturday i remembered i heard the sound of glass smashing from the kitchen. When I came out,my father disappeared and my mother was lying on the floor with fresh blood oozing out from her hand...they divorced soon afterthat. My mother refused to give me to father and I was kept away from him since then. I had a dark period for 3 years and I became anti-social,until 2 years ago when suddenly I started to open up gradually...you know what? I once stayed indoors for a consecutive 2 months.
282827
Yes, me and my boyfriend now husband of almost 10 years got caught many many times. This one time we didn't get caught but its very funny we had sex on my kitchen table why my parents were camping and after we were married while sitting around the table eating dinner with my family my husband says how does it feel to eat at the very same table me and your daughter had sex on. I just about died but now we laugh about it.
73242
There's a mircale hapenning to me every week. But one that's really outstanding is that my parents never got along. Their marriage was a total wreck. In my childhood I used to see my parents fight and my mom full of brewses and everything. they eventually divorced. Two moths after i accepted Jesus as Savior, I started praying for them, and in 2 weeks they started getting along, and ever since (it's been 4 yrs now)we've been living together and they get along alot better than married couples. God be glorious!
899281
I'm cracking up at this one!!! My parents don't even know that my partner and I are together as a couple. LOL!!! She is simply my "best friend" to them. I would NEVER dare to have sex in their house simply out of respect for them.
324805
how old are you? and why were you in the bed with your mom?
95542
A black man and a white woman "caught in the act" by her parents...
450420
tell me where r ur parents man !
593195
think about sports, or your parents having sex
998993
eww and what does ur father's look like?? yes u are a pervert!
393003
Have you seen your dad naked?
290846
no never faced it but did make a move. it was 3 years back when i woeked with my dad for a while.. it was with his secretary.. i was successful though..we never got chance to have sex but i did touch her at those sensitive spots.. even saw her naked once..we planned sex one day but rain spoilr our day she could not make it to my house becasue of heavy rains.. after that i went out ot town for studies and before i came back for my vacations she quit the job as she had got maried
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A young lady asks her boyfriend to come over one Friday night and have dinner with her parents.?\nSince this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic as he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the chemist to get some advice and condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a three-pack, a ten-pack or a family pack. "I'm REALLY going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body at least twice!" The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents," she says. "Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table, where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,"I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a bloody pharmacist."\n\n----------------------------------------- OR -------------------------------------\n\nPrime Minister, Tony Blair, was visiting a school when a teacher asked him if he would care to lead the class discussion on semantics. Tony, having just escaped a mauling by the BBC's Jeremy 'Rotweiler' Paxman by the skin of his lying teeth, smugly chose the word ‘tragedy' and asked the class to give an example of its use.\n\nOne boy stood up and said, “If my girlfriend, Suzie, who lives on a farm, was playing near the cesspit, and fell in, and her dad stuck a fork through her chest and killed her, that would be a tragedy.”\n“No,” said Blair, “that would be an accident.”\n\nThen a pretty, dark haired girl called Keli, raised her hand and suggested shyly: “If there was, like, a nucla war dat killed all da blokes but left da girls alive and da last bloke on earth lost his testicles in a shaving accident, that would be like, a REAL tragedy.”\n“I’m afraid not.” Said slimey Tone. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”\n\nThe room went silent. No other children volunteered. Blair searched the room in vain for an upraised hand. “Isn’t there anyone here who can give me a correct definition of the word 'tragedy?”\n\nFinally, a scruffily dressed blonde right at the very back of the room raised her grubby hand. In an an uncertain voice she said: “If an aircraft carrying you, Mr. Blair, the cabinet and Mr Bush was struck by a ‘friendly’ missile fired by an American helicopter gunship and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”\n“Fantastic!” exclaimed Blair. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”\n\n“Well...” replied the girl, “it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”\n\n----------------------------------------- OR -------------------------------------\n\nFour men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first was a draftsman, the second an accountant, the third was a pharmacist and the fourth was an unemployed painter and decorater.\n\nTo show off, the draftsman called to his dog: “Tsquare, strut your stuff, boy!”\nTsquare jumped up on a drawing board, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.\n\nEveryone agreed
425295
do not know, i went home to see the parents...
520289
No, no, a thousand times no.\n\nLeave parents in their little dream land about this.