u need a toilet 4 a poo, in your haste u run in the womens one.?
543713
Well.. disguise your voice like a chick and join in on the conversation. You'll be there for a while anyway, so what the heck?
549207
use a tampon and let the crabs bungee jump!
324735
Definately not rude.  You're in a restroom.  There are more bodily noises heard in there than anywhere.
624915
Tell her to use a toilet paper tail to lunch, as if it  got stuck there after going to the bathroom
784176
YOU WRESTLE YOUR WEE?   SHAME ON YOU! GET A WIFE!
769242
in the bathroom with your hands
766238
It's not funny - it makes ME want to RUN.....but, your question made me laugh.  I guess poop humor never stops being funny, huh?
437086
It's hard for you to have a bowel movement. You know go poo.
1020667
Take a shower ass hole
780861
Use a tampon just in case.
1002873
I'd come and grab you by the ear and pull you into the restroom, forcing your head down near the toilet so you'd get a good whiff of it all. Then I'd make you flush the toilet, and then kick you in the rear four or five times. Don't do that again.
1177117
if u seen more crotch than a toilet seat
940454
GO TO THE RESTROOM!!!! XOXO.EMILY.XOXO
566916
boo hoo\nyou sound desperate\nare you in a hurry to find a woman
74033
First, I would finish my business in there. Second, I would take the toilet plunger, plunge it into the toilet and then take it outside and inform the guy where it was and if he doesn't leave immediately, he's getting the contents in his face.
1135450
Hide in the bathroom.
24864
say excuse me and get on with life!! It was just a fart and guess what the ladies that you farted in front of fart too, so how offended can they really get?