what are some graet comebacks?
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I would have been your father but the dog beat me over the fence.
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comebacks come naturally.  if you can't come up with one, let it go. the less you say, the less they have to work with.  watch yo momma on MTV.  that show is da bomb
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One synonym for "take it back" is "retract.". It is probably the only word that fits, and rhymes well enough.\n \n"You may think I will take it back,\n But these are words I shall never retract."
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Baby got Back\nRumpshaker
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Diff'rent Strokes.\n\nThink about it - the crackhead adventures of Todd Bridges now. The recent violent outbursts of Gary Coleman. They could even taxiderm Dana Plato and go "Weekend At Bernie's" with her.\n\nI smell comeback.
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try to get him back dear
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whatever you want to say just start with "im not trying to be mean but " or," dont take this the wrong way but" how can you insult someone when you have already apologized
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Get a life. Jokes hurt and that leads to escalation sometimes to violence. The best revenge is living well.
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when ya'll act stuck up
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Tell them the old stand-by. Opinions are like as*holes, everybody has one.\nYou could also throw rocks. That usually works.
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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1- Make pathetic attempt at reprimand\n2- Make another pathetic attempt at appeasement\n3- Surrender
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I am fond of Winston Churchill's comeback to a woman telling him he was drunk....' And you, madam are ugly.  But I will be sober in the morning.'  \nAlso Eddo Brandes, the cricketer... an Australian close fielder yelled at him while he was batting 'Oy Brandes, why are you so fat??!' - his comeback was 'Coz every time I f*** your wife she gives me a biscuit.'
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whack her upside the head with a 2x4\nthat will bring her back in line\njust don't do it so hard that you kill her\nLOL\nj/k
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What the fetchin heck?\nOh my F'in G\nKiss my tiara.\nGonna jam up your opera.\nPianist Envy.\nQueen Be-atch.\nEqual Opportunity Annoyer\n\nGood lines:\n"I am nobody\nNobody is perfect\nTherefore, I must be perfect!"\n\n“When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.”\n\nMy favorite bumper sticker:\n“Push, pass or get off my ass.”\nToo crude for my wife, so I made one that says:\n“Pass, Push or get off my Tush.”
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anything for GEET\n\n3\n\n2\n\n1\n\nand we're back
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its the best comeback of all time!!!!!!!