What is your favourite qoute?
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A successful marriage requires one to fall in love with the same person over and over again.\n\nMy Pastor:  A mistake only remains a mistake until you do something about it.
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"...and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose."\n\n"I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways: firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly, high-pitched whine."\n\n"Discipline?...naked?...with a melon?!?"\n\nI LOVE Monty Python!
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"My Dark Desires"\n"If I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left." (Charles Manson from one of his very entertaining parole hearings)
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"I have a sweet tooth for song and music. This is my Polish sin."\n\nWELL, MY FAVE!
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http://www.goodquotes.com/
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When life throws you lemons..... ask for the tequila and salt\nAnd my favourite:\nDon't take life to seriously..... no one gets out alive!
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Some of my fav quotes are...\n\nVaughn asked me to lunch\n\nI take it you will have no problem bringing Nadia up to speed.\nYeah. I already did last night.\nExcuse me?\nUh, we were working. We work late we actually like it.\nThere were other peop-- Jack was here.\nAre you finished?\nHave the report on my desk in an hour.\nImpress me.\n\nemetib now reverse it\n\nSyd: He licked my face! \nVaughn: I understand that.\nSyd: You don't really. He licked my face.\n\nSyd: Yeah. Can you show me what a bag looks like again\n\nSydney: Some people go miniature golfing with their parents. We go to India to look for nukes\n\nLindsey: If you're finished, this is the men's room.\nSydney: Who let you in?\n\nMarshall: [On the phone] Cut the blue-white wire! \nSydney: Okay, cutting the blue-white wire! \nMarshall: Oh, hold the phone! \nSydney: DON'T TELL ME TO HOLD THE PHONE! I'M SITTING ON A TICKING NUCLEAR BOMB!\n\nSydney: You're waltzing! \nVaughn: Yup. I've been practising for our wedding. \nSydney: With whom? \nVaughn: Weiss\n\nMarshall: (about Vaughn) If he was up to something, I'd know about it. We're friends. We do lunch\n\num... my fave eps are Mea culpa, Tuesday, 'the Two' , Phase one, the passage 1&2, truth takes time, Truth be told, the box 1 & 2,
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"Things could always be worse"\n\n"cry now, we'll laugh later"\n\n"give until you have nothing left to give, and then give some more"\n\n"Live, laugh and love often"\n\n\nReally good question by the way...sort of curious to see what others have.
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Will, from Will & Grace said it best to Jack, "Even on your BEST day, you could NEVER be me".  I love it!\n\n\n:)
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my favorite: William Shakespeare:  \nIf music be the food of love; play on.\n\nhttp://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/music/\nhttp://quotations.about.com/cs/inspirationquotes/a/Music1.htm\nhttp://quotations.about.com/cs/inspirationquotes/a/Music2.htm\nhttp://www.cybernation.com/victory/quotations/subjects/quotes_music.html\nhttp://quotes.prolix.nu/Music/\nhttp://www.etni.org.il/quotes/music.htm\nhttp://www.quotegarden.com/music.html
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"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here."\n\nDefinitely Stewie. :o)\n\n"I love God. He's so deliciously evil."
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I have six honest seving friends,\nthey have taught me all I know,\ntheir names are what and when and why and\nhow and where and who.\n\nRudyad Kippling\n\nMy best quote is a poem that I wrote for my wife....\n\nYour first sight struck me like thundering light,\nI fell in love with you and you can not avoid,\nYour look your smile your beautiful sight \nI am in love with you and you cannot avoid.
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All time favorite:  "Sometimes I wave to people I don't know.  It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand?  They'll think you're cocky.  “Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful. . . I'm gonna go pick something up.”\n\nRunners up:\n  "When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say “Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say their name again. “Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two.” But then if no one answers they’ll just go right on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish… the Dufranes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry! That’s a double whammy. We need help. Bush, search party of three! You can eat when you find the Dufranes."\n\n"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right."\n\n"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."\n\n"You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together". \n\n" like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."\n\n\n\nThese ones are good too:\n"I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube."\n\n"A guy came up to me in the airport, saying, "Dude, I saw you on TV last night!" But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good. He just confirmed I was on television. So I turned away for a minute, and then I turned back toward him and said, "I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good!"\n\n"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."
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My very favorite line has to be Inigo Montoya's "Hello.  My name is Inyigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."\n\nBut after that it's \n\nFezzick: (for the umpteenth time) "Inconceivable!"\nInyigo:  "You keep saying this word.  I do not think it means what you think it means."
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"There are two things of which I am certain.  1.  There is a God.  2.  I'm not Him."\n\nI think it's my favorite because there are so few things in life about which we can be certain.  It's nice to have something that I can be certain about.
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1st one: That is one of the most unintelligent quotes I have ever heard. Who ever would do that is purely ill.\n\n2nd one: I could live with that we will fight but do not expect me to go down easy.
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www.firehotquotes.com \n\nthey have some there.. && if you just wanna joke around, take a look at the others too.