Have you ever had a mean joke played on you relating to dating?
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DON'T YOUR TIME ON CRYING ABOUT THEM HONEY.. GIVE THEM A SMILE AND WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT TIME. WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND..
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True Date Story:\n\nMy friend and I planned to take our dates to this make out place on a mountain top, but my friend's date got sick, which meant that it was my friend, my date, and me (my friend and I had met our dates the night before). Part of our mountain top journey was that we had to drive on a mountain fire road, and snow had fallen the night before. \n\nOf course all the party animals and 4X4-ers were out that same afternoon enjoying the snow and drinking beer; somehow, though, as we drove along the mountain road, some ace managed to throw a ice-ball through my open window, and the ice-ball hit my cheek and mouth.\n\nThe ice-ball gave me a fat, bloody lip, and a swollen cheek, which meant no making out; my date decided to go at it with my friend (that was 30 years ago, and for the record I am still close with my friend). Fortunately, I was able to make use of the abundant snow and make a compression pack to at least minimize my cheek swelling.\n\nOTBPOC
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You could've asked for jokes.
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I heard this one this morning:\n\nI had an aunt who, whenever we met at a wedding, would nudge me on the arm and wink, saying, "you'll be next". It irritated the hell out of me, until one day when I finally got her to stop. We were at a funeral, and I nudged her on the arm, winked and said, "you'll be next."
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The best was on our first date in a restaurant. We finished a bottle of wine and he raised his hand to call the Waiter for another. I said something like 'Oh no! no more!' to which he replied 'please let me, even if we don't drink it, it buys me more time at this table with you'. Even now, years later, he will still say things like that.\n\nThe worst ever chat up line I heard was as a Teenager, a Chap said to me at a dance ' Get your coat, you've pulled!' poor boy got an extremely curt reply!
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If you asked me on a date, I would have made arrangements to make it a night that you would want to date me again.I think he was in shock, to be asked and just put some icing on your attempt to get him through that situation,which is very wrong...You need to ask him if he is joking you or not,and be straight forward with him...Whatever you do,don't wait around for the answer,because there are many men that will not turn you down...Unfortunately I would,because I am married to that girl that asked me out...lol
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i once had a glass of wine with a date and got so drunk that i accidently backhanded his glass at him and covered him in it...he just smiled and said "that is the hottest thing i have ever seen in my life"...which was good cuz i was ready to crawl under the table..lol\n\ni am obviously a light weight...
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Why yes, yes I have.  A few times. \n\nYa' know those little garden gnomes people like to put on their front lawn?  Well... they turned blue!  And I was having conversations with them.  The one was really perverted, and kept hitting on me.  He made me very uncomfortable.  :[  The smaller one was cool, though. He sounded like a big black man, and we talked about DDR and why the Earth isn't pink, I think... or some other odd color.  Yeah... I'm done. Sorry.
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some one playing a very mean joke
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No, but I have been in love with three people at the same time.\n\nMe, myself and I.\n\nha ha \n\nSorry, bad joke I know.  I will take care of it - hitting self repeatedly over the head with baseball bat.
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Clever! lol that made me laugh, it had me ready to call you  terrible names! I always cheat at board games and i always get caught...
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I have quite a few bad date stories.  But the one that takes the cake was the first guy I dated after my divorce 3 years ago.  I decided to be proactive and try the online dating format.  I corresponded with this guy for about a week and he asked me out.  I had not seen a photo (bad move on my part) but agreed to dinner. When I called him to confirm our date I got this really odd voice mail message that made reference to some obscure bible passage.  Now, please understand that I'm not what you would call religious.  My profile clearly referenced my musical tastes and what you would call "new age" interests  While I thought the voicemail thing a bit odd, I tried to maintain a positive attitude so we set up a time for us to go out.  The next night he picked me up at a friend's house and showed up in a mini-van.  Immediately, my reaction was "omg, this is not good".  I walked out to meet him at his vehicle and the inside looked like he lived in it...fast food remnants, sporting goods, etc.I knew this was no love connection but I tried to be a good sport and at least make it through dinner.  We went to a local restaurant where he started to spout off his very fundamentalist religious rhetoric.  He told me that "the government" has already developed "mobile execution stations", I think he meant that these are like the emissons testing vehicles but more sinister.  Basically he said that the end of the world is coming and people who refuse to have a bar code/mark of the beast would be executed.  He leaned into me and serious as a heart attack says "so, what are you going to do on judgement day?  Are you going to take the mark of the beast?" Needless to say "mark of the beast" is looking more appealing by the moment.  At this point, I'm thinking that this date can't get worse...but low and behold it got much worse.  There was a large group of people adjacent to us at this restaurant and were obviously celebrating a child's birthday.  There were helium balloons all over their table.  My date summons the waitress with whom he had been relentlessly flirting with and says "can I ask you a favor"?  Immediately I put two and two together and started praying "god please don't let him do what I think he is about to do"!  You guessed it...he procured a balloon and managed to suck helium and do his best Alvin and the Chipmunks impression.  I started inhaling my dinner in the hopes of getting out of there ASAP.  He managed to get the attention of the entire restaurant and then asked me out again for the next night.  I told him my to take me home and politely declined further dates.  After this fiasco I realized that dating takes a lot or work and a lot of humor.  I started giving my dates silly little nicknames.  This guy was affectionately called "Jesus Boy" by me and my friends.  This was one of many frogs I had to kiss.  Some of the others were "college professor guy whose kitchen looked like a nuclear waste dump",  "Yoga instructor that looked like Yoda" and "transvestite dude" (you figure that one out)! and countless other potential suitors.  I'm happy to say that I finally did manage to find a great guy and we both like to laugh about my very laughable dating exploits!
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my worst date ever was a double date with my brother and now sis-in-law and this guy who was their friend. well it started out bad enough cause the guy was just GROSS. so we went to McDonalds then bowling which i hate. so him and my brother ended up bowling all night and me and my sis-in-law alternated between the bar shooting pool and the game room playing pinball and getting drunk. lol along the way she decides to tell me that the guy is in love with her and they figured that by having him go out with other girls he'd get over her cause she wanted to be with my brother. LOSER!!!! anyway it was the worst evening of my life and i was just glad i was drunk through it all cause at least i could laugh at how freakin stupid he was. lol
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theres a spanish readio station that was letting guys ask the girl out on the air, so we contacted the girl i wanned to ask out and the readio people said something "like do you want him to eat you meat sandwich?" or something like that it was stupid-funny but the girl said yes.
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try going out on a real date moron.
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No, I have a girlfriend. If she was to ask, I would just assume it was a prank and laugh.
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Actually I did something like this once for a friend of mine. She was dating this guy and she wasn't really sure how sincere he was. So, I put up a personal ad incognito of course and snagged him. It was fun to play an alter ego of mine! She got what she wanted and I got to have some fun.