Dumbest lines/dialogue in a movie?
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Volcano with Tommy lee Jones when his daughter is playing rock paper scissors and the Little boy I'm not paper I'm lava what stops lava to which she replies My dad.\nThe movie is jam packed with terrible lines \nsome times when it comes on we still watch it and the game is to be the first person to ring the bell at an ultra cheezy moment. needless to say we have broken 2 bells\nor Gili with Ben affleck and J lo ah bad lines oh just the whole movie start to finish all of them from the first syllable to the closing credits it may be the worst movie ever made
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Two words sum up this movie......\n\nExtremely Boring!
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"I have come, to chew bubble gum and kick some @ss. And I'm all out of bubble gum."\n\nOne of the greatest lines in movie history!
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Eat me!  Hahaha.  That part of the movie cracks me up every single time I see it.  One of the best lines in any movie, if you ask me.
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" Go piss up a rope."\n\n"You should really consider having a Plexiglas's window installed in your stomach so that you can actually see first hand what your head looks like while up your as*s."  \n\n"Go die or something."\n\n"Did your mother use you as bait to distract vicious dogs or something."\n\nand my most favorite one of all times...  "People are not chocolate, but if they were, they would be Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling."     \n\nI got that from Scrubs!  \n\nGod...I have a million of these...  I speak smartas(s...  I really don't have very much vocabulary beyond the come back...
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lol man there are so many ummm ok here's my list\n\n“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”\n\n“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”\n\n“Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”\n\n“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”\n\n“Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”\n\n“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”\n\n"America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"\n\n"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."\n\n"I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, the Bus That couldn't Slow Down."\n\n"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way."\n\nlol ok im finished
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Here is the entire quote: \n\nWhat we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men. \n\nFrom the movie Cool Hand Luke.\n\nThe captain isn't the only one who utters the words. Later in the movie, the main character, Luke (Paul Newman), still cocky despite being cornered by prison guards, openly mocks the Captain with the famous line. \n\nIf you haven't seen the film, do yourself a favor and rent it tonight.
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Trigun.\nAlso, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex is retarded.\nYu-Gi-Oh my f*c[<ing GOD, that also tops the list.\nS-cry-d is some abysmal $#!T, too.\nThat wolf cartoon they had on Cartoon Network a while back was terrible, as well... so bad I can't even remember its name.\nVoltron, despite everyone's sense of nostalgia, was equally wretched.\nThose are my picks for the worst of the worst.\nBut Trigun...yeah, thats the dumbest one.
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Toodle-loo, dumb-dumbs
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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how  about dumbass, or "its dubmass dumbass!!"...i cant think...lol...try again...\nany way, ill write more later
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Thought it was one of the dumbest movies I'd ever seen in my life.
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Tom should stick to reading a script. Obviously, his own dialog is verbal diarrhea
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This is from the movie Rat Race. And this is actually a conversation\n"My name is Enrico Palerini, now i know what you are thinking Enrico is a girl's name."\n"No that wasn't what i was thinking."\n"No pun intented."\n"What kind of pun is that?"\nFunny movie got to see it
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Some stupid ending in film. Brokeback Mountain?\nDallas?
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I loved the whole movie but i cant rember specific lines from short-term lost from head wond
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"Stupid TV, be more funny!!"\n\nthat would be Homer J.