Why would my uncle say, "Be sure and bring lots of Vaseline," when he invites me over?
546558
he is a very nasty man. depending on your age, you should tell your parents and stay away from him as much as possible.
657634
ofcourse he loves you , maybe he was just tired that day or maybe someone made him angry , he's your uncle , he can never hate you , sometimes my uncle yell at me but it's Okay , he considers himself as your father and he's being natural with you , don't be scared ..you seem to be a very sensitive girl , i wish you luck --> Nancy
307369
He wants to make sure that everyone knows that you are WAY off the market.  He has made a very small commitment, but if your not planning on marrying him I would cut and run.  He sounds somewhat controlling, but it could just be that ya'll are young and tenatious.
790287
Sounds like you were really excited to have him come to your party.  Too excited.  Too much pressure.  It sounds like he took your number to placate you.\n\nLet it go.
210914
Your Uncle Eric is here to help you right now...\n\n1st off, be very sure that this is completely normal!!\n\nThe first 3 or 4 months your body is in complete change as hormones are released and you are making a new person.\n\nAlso, your sense of taste and smell become really heightened.  Everything is different!  Am I right?\n\nIn your 5th month, everything is whacky as your emotions just go for a spin.\n\nOK, so what help can your Uncle Eric be further...it is with  your man.  He´s got to be like a wall.  Of course, he is going to be tempted to fight and moan about what is happening.  His world is a changing!\n\nBut now it is up to him.  Is he going to be a man, like a wall and just take it and smile, and love you and get through this with you?\n\nOr is he going to be a little-boy but want to be a man, a little boy who wants to be a man?\n\nHe must decide now who he is.  Your pregancy with his baby is a defining moment in his life.  This part will soon be over.  He will either have grown as a man or just keep on fighting.\n\nIf it was easy to be a man, then everyone would do it.\n\nHe has an opportunity to build character, like a wall, or be a character, like Bugs Bunny.\n\nI hope for both of you, he decides to be a wall and build a life with you.\n\nYour Uncle Eric sends his love and best wishes!
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your uncle is just trying to protect you because he love you like a parent you should be happy abut it, don't be frustrated and loosing your faith and try to commit suicide that was unforgetfull sin\n\ntalk to your uncle explained him everything\nhow well do you know your boy friend\n\nbe cautious you might be realy in love with your boy friend now but its not the end of the world if you are not with him\n\ntake it easy enjoy your life\nhave a lot of friend
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Since this is in the Etiquette section, the proper thing for Jack to do would be to say, "Excuse me, old chap, I do believe that that is my amber liquid which you are imbibing. Would you be so kind as to recompense me with a fresh pint?"\n\nOn the other hand, Jack may be aquainted with common etiquette which would demand that he first attract your attention by hiiting you forcibly on the back of the head so that your nose enters the glass and then telling you of your error, underlining his conviction of your wrongdoing by use of the Universal Adjective and possibly assigning the properties of a feminine organ to you.  You will still, doubtless, be encouraged to purchase a substitute at your own expense.\n\nThere is a third alternative, not very commonly seen, which is for him to observe jovially that he only left the room to make an appointment with the doctor about his highly infectious oral complaint and that before doing so, he had already taken a mouthful.
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Although I admire the fact that you are trying to plan ahead and submit with a little creativity on your own, I say stop planning.  Go with your gut reaction and answer in the moment.  Even if you know that the question is coming, I'm sure he still wants that element of surprise.  If you have your answer in tow already engraved on a plate, that seems a little too planned out to me.  It seems like that may take the romance right out of his gesture.
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Could be he just wants to feel independant...and not thought of as a "mama's boy"...or perhaps things at home aren't going as well as he wants you to believe...and has withdrawn because of it. I prefer being alone myself quite often...and have been known to shut out family members at times...without thinking of how it may make them feel. I don't really have any suggestions except to continue being there for him...and hope that eventually he'll open up to you about what the true reason is for his distancing himself. Good luck! :)
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Well I am very sorry too here about all that. The best thing you can do is try too get your Uncle alone and tell him sistiuation and hope he listens to you. One other thing you can do is pray for the whole family God allways listens to you. I hope everything works out May God Bless You And Your Family.
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Wow, this sounds really convoluted.  I must leap to the conclusion that this cab driver knows you and your family, which is quite bizarre.  I think it's bizarre that he would call your family or anyone else for that matter to talk about you, his fare.\n\nHe sound like he was trying to help, but in the process, got his head snapped off both by you and your sister-in-law.\n\nI think you may have been rude to him - but so was your sister-in-law and he's stuck in the middle.  If you see him again, tell him you're sorry for snapping at him but he caught you at a bad time.  Do not explain the history of your family dispute.
126945
my uncle says that she will get very "open" around the males right before.
718448
He probably means himself. But it sounds as though he is not real swift in the sensitivity department. I think you might want to tell him that you have heard that "joke" enough now and it is time for him to wrap it in tissue paper and store it in the attic.\n\nDefinitely don't take it personally. You are probably exotically gorgeous and he feels very lucky to have such a beautiful wife. He may be worried that you don't find HIM so great-looking. Another tactic you could take when he says it again is to say,"Nonsense, honey, with me so beautiful and you so ruggedly handsome and masculine, our kids are gonna be the most beautiful ever born."\n\nLighten up. Don't take him seriously. Some men are kind of stupid when it comes to women. LOL.
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Maybe instead of calling it "giving you away" you could say that he's escorting you into the family.\n\nI don't see a problem with it.
108070
sounds like he wants s*x with you,  the decision is yours   if you dont want to jsut explain to him that you dont if not...have fun ;)
65545
Just say politely, "S'cuse me, I believe your line is over there," and pause to let it soak in. If not, continue casually, "It's for 10 items and above."\n\nIf this bugger doesn't move, ignore him. The label of being a tightwad sock in the neighbourhood will probably take it's toil on him for you.
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Sounds like a positive sign to me.  He is proud to be with you, and wants to share that pride with his family.