my friend needs to piss....?
551253
jeez, man...  she must be, like, the size of an SUV by now!
671909
Wear your tampon. You will be fine. I know you will be able to change because you cannot hold pee for 8+ hours
1165320
Call a friend or relative that lives nearby. You can probably borrow their shower for a bit. Or, if it comes down to it, go buy some water bottles (the gallons) and give yourself a sponge bath.
1173450
Because someone took the pee out.
630979
try peeing on a moving car should really impress your friends
384964
probably need to see a doctor;  she may have a urinary tract infection (UTI)
415442
I piss all over my legs and feet, it's like cologne.  \nWhat do you do if you have to s*&$?  \nPersonally I sh&% iu the shower and push it down the drain with my toes.
982762
They're going pee...oy vay!!!!
621514
Well, politely excuse yourself and find a nearest restroom.  Even if it is a public bathroom, its ok.  Bowel movements are an everyday part of life!  If it is at another person's house there are two things you can do: \n\na)if you know the person well either go ahead and use their toilet. \n\nor B) If you know them well and are close but you're still unsure.  Pull the friend/host over and quietly mention your problem and ask if there is an alternate bathroom you could use.  I have irritable bowel syndrom and I know quite well how it feels to be in (shall we say) precarious situations like that.
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Oh yes... when we were about twelve a few friends and i went drinking one of my male friends joked with another that he urinated in his drink bottle...i laughed and said ha pisshead.....amd whaddya know ten years later an hes still PISSHEAD
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LMAO! Ummmm...let me try to have an open mind on this one. LMAO! \nOK, the best I can come up with is that if he is a friend, he wouldn't charge you. I would say he needed his plumbing fixed before your booty hit the seat. Plumbing is designed to handle explosive bowel movements. (not laughing) LOL.\nIn response to his bill I would just say, "Sh*t Happens!"\nIf he took you to court you would win, hands down. Oh, what a funny story this would be for all in the courtroom.\nGet yourself a new friend with new plumbing. \nlol\n~T~\nOh and umm don't worry about this. stress can cause constipation...*rolls her eyes at the thought*
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Give her whatever it is you take after you stink up the bathroom...or are you saying you sh!t doesn't stink?\n\nWhy do you do these things?
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just tell her to clean it. its personal hygiene.....
796105
pee small amounts, more often.. that sounds like a small bladder.  it also sounds like it'd be annoying.
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nawww.  shes just trying to see if she can pee farther than you can... :o)
988400
Ask your friend for it!
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tell her about what is happening to her body and show her how to use a tampon. It is easy! be careful. good luck