what is your worst experience where you had to pee real bad?
548553
at a friends house and i was about 5 and i was to scared to use someone elses bathroom. i ended up useing it and the father walked in on me.
63489
You seem to be an old liar...who is talking from his grave.........Come on.you cannot live without fluids for 14 days......and any intake of fluids will definetly make you pee.\n\nBtw check out if they are oozing or leaking from different holes.....
155012
I know a guy who almost passed out when he had his done, but that's all I have to go by. Maybe he was just being a big baby, I'm not sure, but it must be pretty darned painful.
666276
Oh boy, I happened to have a few. My first one was when I was about eight or nine. I was very best friends with Mary. Well, Mary's family had to go to church every single Sunday. This one particular Sunday I had the worst case of gas I have ever felt!! And of course, you can probably guess the rest, but I'll tell anyways. During a prayer; there was dead silence, you could have heard a pin drop, I let one go, and as you know pews in a church are made out of wood. That makes it echo like you wouldn't believe! Well, the whole church turned around and looked right at me, my best friend Mary, and her sister who were trying so hard not to laugh,it was obvious who did it. The Mom was horrified and kept telling us to shhh, but every time she did, we'd laugh harder. Very embarrassing...\nAnother brilliant move was; at a party. A grown up party as I seen it, I was 17 and the average age at this party was hmm..around 21 or so, so I felt like a big girl!! Well, everyone was out on the deck. I was drunk (when wasn't I?) and wanted to go out on the deck with all the "big girls". So what did I do? The doors going out to the deck were glass, I thought the door was open, everyone was looking although to this day I don't know why, and I, looking cool with my beer, smiling, walked smack dab into that window falling on my bum, making everyone laugh hysterically! Another very embarrassing. But before I go, I have to tell you ONE more. THis time I was a bit older, working at a bar helping out with my college funds. I was about 26, it was busy, PLUS this bar had two sliding glass doors going out to the deck in this bar. Now, I was carrying food, and about 15 beer on one tray. I knew everyone was looking at me, seeing if I would drop a beer. I knew I wouldn't as I was a good bartender, but little did I know, that my boss changed the door that was open, and closed that one, but opened the other one. Needless to say, she was just yelling out to me to "be carefu......." when SMACK! The tray I was carrying got pushed into ME, the beer all fell, the food was smushed right into my clothes, and the bar was packed!!! It took all of my being not to run out and never ever come back, but I knew I couldn't do that. So, I just left for a minute, trying to clean up my clothes, and just carried on. I then looked to make sure what sliding door was open and which wasn't. Everyone was still kinda snickering, so I told them "ok..laugh and get it out of your system!!" Which they did, but whenever I waited on them, they would all say things like "oh boy, look out...here she comes again"..I didn't live that one down for YEARS! So, there ya go. THREE embarrassing moments, not just one! Thanks for asking! lol.\nGOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS!!
958990
Geeze.....it scared the crap outta me! good thing i peed before i came back from lunch! lol
640702
I used to live in the out skirts of the ghetto where it wasn't quite as bad, but yes people still peed in the hallway.  Just the other day I went back to visit and even though it cleaned up a bit the smell of urine was still there...  Don't know if it will ever go away!
945831
My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.
89475
I really have to pee\n\n  Well, you asked, I answered
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
703415
you fell forward while riding your bicycle and rammed your crotch into the handle bars.. \nyou had a bad experience with a pony ride/ hard saddle horn at a carnival while little. \nyou were playing leap frog at a birthday party and missed jumping over and fell over the kids head wrong (landing on your xxxxx) \nyou were climbing over a fence and landed on the fence post crooked..\nbad experience testing out tampons while young..\nneed more?... haha!
996913
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
608864
O-U-C-H, I had one in me once, and after they took it out, it was almost impossible to pee.
1004190
Yes, I did and it was disgusting.  My friends and I had gone to Ensenada for the weekend.  One evening we went to downtown Ensenada to eat at a restaurant.  We had been seated and noticed a group of people waiting to be seated.  This chick was there with two dudes.  One of the guys was holding her up; at first we thought they were just being lovey dovey, but we soon realized that she was drunk and needed his support to stand.  As they continued standing there, the drunk girl let loose and pissed all over herself.  The bad thing was she was wearing light colored jeans and you could see how wet her pants were.  She even left a huge puddle of piss on the floor.  I was embarrassed for her.
181209
Oh yeah I got so badly stuck to my sheets once I had to get them professionally steam cleaned off. It left a nasty rash.\nMy neighbours kid went blind from masterbation, and according to my medium, my father is burning in hell for his obsession with self-gratification.
200913
My second most embarrassing moment (my first is just too embarrassing to share, even twenty years later):\n\nWhen I was about 12, I had a new green swimsuit. We were camping and it was time to leave, so I was walking back from the rec room to our camp site. I had to go around the pond and it was empty except for two guys out on the raft in the middle of the pond. I thought I looked pretty damn fine in my bathing suit, so I decided to drive into the pond and swim across rather than walking around, hoping that these cute guys would notice me. I waded in and did a shallow dive, and then stood up, realizing that I had forgotten to take my glasses off and they fell off in the water. I waded out of the pond and ran back to the campsite, where my mother insisted that I go back and find the glasses. I got back to the pond and the two guys were still there. I felt like an idiot as I waded back in and felt around with my feet, trying to find the glasses. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me. "Did you lose your glasses?" It was one of the guys. I didn't look at him, I just nodded. "We noticed that you were wearing them when you dove in. We'll help you find them." They did find the glasses, and I mumbled a thank you and ran away, too embarrassed to even look them in the eyes.
619883
This sounds more like a kidney infection than menstrual.  If you have a bad kidney or bladder infection you can actually have blood in your urine and it will hurt when you pee.  I would suggest that you go to your Dr immediately.  Infections of this type can lead to renal shut down which means that your kidneys can shut down and stop working.  You can avoid this with antibiotics.
306380
That is gross. You are not supposed to pee in the shower. Did you ever learn proper hygiene?