Who was the first person to beat their head against a wall?
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Qin Shi Huangdi, First Emperor of China, upon learning of his wife's overspending began construction of the The Great Wall of China expressly for the purpose of beat his head against it...i belive he was the first
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Probably someone had a head injury and it was discovered by a doctor observing them. Like this person http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage\nPhineas was a famous case.
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The first true man to live was named Hugh. Hugh Jass.\n\nOr if your british, Hugh Jarss.
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Well, I have two in mind.  Number one would be the Undertaker's piledriver.  There's not much a person could do to defend his/herself from it, and there is a high risk of sustaining some type of head and/or neck injury.  The second move would be Triple H's Pedigree.  This particular move also makes it very hard to defend oneself, and with all of the body pressure/weight (both from the aggressor and the victim) that goes into it, there is a high risk of sustaining injuries to the face/head and chest areas.
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Isaac Newton. It would give him a big scare, considering he is most remembered for his laws of gravity.\nOh, and Christopher Columbus........."OMG!    It is flat!!!!"
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the wall.... when i had a  bit*h fit
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the same person who invented the wall-stretcher
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person that has their head up their ass
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he was dropped on his head as a child???
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smack 'em in the head with a mallet
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Eddie Feighner...The King and His Court\nI saw that guy strike out people pitching from second base. He was unbelievable.
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knock his head with something heavy.
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beat the shit out of the person pissing you off
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beat  him with a 2 X 6
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Stand in front of a wall at punching distance and push fist into wall.  Don't punch, just put fist against wall and push at full power for ten count. Repeat this.  This teaches muscles to have full strength at punching distance instead of just throwing a fist.
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Get someone strong and beat the shi* out of them!
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The victim and the person who witnessed it.