How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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It all depends if sally sold seashells at the seashore.
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woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.
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The woodchuck isn't chucking wood at all. As the tongue-twister goes, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. It's a hypothetical question, something akin to "how high could a pig fly if a pig could fly?"
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it would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood. (as hard to type as to say...lol)
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The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. \nThis is how much it "could" chuck (as stated in your question).  As to how much it "would" chuck, I guess that depends on its motivation.
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A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck chunks, how may chunks would a woodchunk chunk?\n\nHow many chunks do you need?
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well...it depends if a wood chuck could chuck wood
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Simply put, "A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."  Determined bastards those woodchucks are.
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It would chuck as much wood\nAs a woodchuck could\nIf a wood chuck could chuck wood!\n\nSee. I know it too.  It was a wood block puzzle.  I'm in Nottingham, England, by the way. The place where men are men and Robin Hood wears tights and the Sheriff is an Asian who got done for tax evasion.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  Ballpark?
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the amount of wood chucked (w) would depend on how much time the woodchuck is given in min (t) and his rate of chucking (log/min).  \n\nw = t * log/min
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no where near as much wood as you could you could chuck
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To assume that a wood chuck could chuck wood we must discover two things?  First, what is a wood chuck?  Is it a wooden animal whose real name is charles but goes by the nickname chuck?  Or is another thing entirely?  Is it a lumberjack named chuck who enshrined himself in this fabled rhyme?  Finally, if it is this lumberjack, is it the Paul Bunyan himself who of course used the alias chuck.  The last possibility concerns a very serious option.  Perhaps the chuck spoken of is Chuck Norris whose muscles are so chiseled, like wood.  If this is true then we all know than a wood chuck can chuck as much wood as you can imagine and more, because he is Chuck Norris.