joke #2....  Bin Laden joke....this one will sure make u feel better...?
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I saw this one on here earlier:\n\nWhat's the difference between Bush and Bin Laden?\n\nOne can't speak english, has irrational religious\nbeliefs, and carelessly makes decisions that cost\nthousands of lives. The other is middle eastern.
676685
Thanks,I really needed to laugh. I've been so stressed and feeling blue lately. I stumbled onto you're joke and minutes have passed and I still have a smile on my face!
809204
I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!
929334
i hope this joke can make you laugh\n\nA little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.\nThe son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"\n\nThe mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."\n\n"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.\n\n"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.\n\n"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
878585
OH my god please stop.  Really what is the use of a joke if you are the only person laughing.  I mean the rest of us are laughing but it is at you.  Try to just let it go.  I suggest getting a porno, jacking off and taking a nap.  Or maybe go outside, enjoy the day.  You are getting pretty sad my boy.\nB
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ahahahahahahha!! * iam !! that guy deserves a beating ...now u deserve a LAUGH!! on this JOKE!!! wtg! its hilarious 10 stars...geewahuahua!!! ;) thx
1135780
OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
796353
hahahahahaha nice joke man!!!!!!!!! ITS FUNNY
949951
Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
783820
Tee hee.... Nice one..... That made me laugh
1043700
hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
646598
laugh it off...hopefully the smell goes before it imprints itself on anyone's mind  lol
868030
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
756735
Lol... how sad for the guy !\nfunny
503013
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"\n\n\nAnd with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether.\n\n\n"Now watch," he said. Next he said, "Dick, ten-HUT!"\n\nAnd with that, his dick sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Dick, at EASE!"\n\nAnd his dick deflated again.\n\n"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!"\n\nThe guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished. So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said "Dick, ten-HUT!"\n\nAnd the dick sprang to life. Then it was "Dick, at EASE!"\n\n\nBut nothing happened. So the guy again said, "Dick, at EASE!"\n\nBut still nothing happened. So the guy now says,"For the last time, you son-of-a-bitch, I said AT EASE!!"\n\nStill nothing. Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating.\n\n"What in the world are you doing?" she asked.\n\nThe guy says, "I'm givin' this son-of-a-bitch a dishonorable discharge!"
549372
HA HA HA,these jokes were really COOL!!! If that sardar will read these jokes , he'll say "these are not jokes, that sardar is right". (lol)
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes