Did you believe that if you eat 2kg of apples before bed you'll wake up drunk?
552494
Hey that's worth a shot although i think ill need a couple kilo's of sugar, couple of slices of bread, some vitamin B to get the process going. but then again the carbon dioxide produced by the ferment will kill me. oh well back to the drawing board.
698005
your head after a few drinks?
274281
no you probably wouldn't ever wake up again. that sh*t can kill you for real. you should never drink everclear. you can get alcohol poisining.
105002
I have found that if I put my alarm in another room, i.e. the bathroom, or on my dresser etc..  That getting up out of bed as opposed to just reaching over to turn the alarm clock off helps keep me up.  Also an apple is better than Coke or coffee to wake you up.
451039
I performed a wedding one saturday evening and then got invited to the reception. At the reception i tried not to drink to much but i lost count of how many jello shots i had.  to make a long story short i past out at some point in my friends car.  When I woke up the next morning i was being poked  and yelled at by the ushers of my church. I had only 1 hour till I was to give a sermon and i was hungover with the smell of alcohol in clothes. \nThey took me in by the backdoor and down stairs to the kitchen. I had a bird bath in the sick while they sprayed my clothes down with room spray.  i even drank down 2 pots of coffee.\nWhen I got to the sancutary the sounds of the organ about killed me. It felt like it was right in my skull pounding away at my brain. I stumbled around a bit and made it to the pulpit. I held on to the it with dear life and looked up to see my congragation glaring at me.  they was not happy with me!\nI did my best to lead the service but every little noise and every little light seemed to just stab at my brain. When I gave my sermon i did  it in a record 5 minutes and then ended the service. \nAfter the service i proped my self up against the doors to the church and shook hands with the people as they left. Noone really talked to me! \nWhen I got home I spent the day in the bathtub with all the lights out! The next sunday I gave a sermon on drunkeness!
273001
Drinking an alcoholic drink in the morning, for example a bloody mary after a big night out, or perhaps a pint at the pub (usually after 11am) is fine. There's also nothing wrong with having a pint at lunchtime, or a glass of wine with a meal.\n\nHowever, needing an alcoholic drink in the morning is something else. If you are getting up in the morning and craving an alcoholic drink of any kind on a regular basis then you have a problem, i would suggest going to see someone about it.
644987
Yes, it is possible, so make sure you can handle your liquor!\n\n\nOtherwise, you might wake up next to a naked stranger   :o(
1171915
I have. I used to work two jobs so sleep was a luxury for me, it was about 12:30 am just after midnight I was pulled over and was told that I was drinking, I had just come from work at a warehouse filled with food products but not a drop of alcohol on the premises anywhere, after an illegal search of my car and about five Breathalyzer test (he accused me of holding my breath) he finally let me go.
471500
yes dear\n\nonce very very drunk, woke up feeling some skin next to me..said to myself..maybe a good MORNING Mmmmmmmm\nthen I turned over and ..I could not hold it in.. ( sorry )\na huge very LOUD YELL..she was but ugly, scary ugly, she said hey that's OK I get that all the time..she asked me if she could finish me..I said NO PLEASE no..she said she also gets that one too when the guys wake up..\nshe aid bye and thanks you..\nI could not look as she left HE OWN HOUSE..so I could get out\n.SORRY\ntrue \nGod luck
867620
It's very stupid to binge drink!! Not only are you destroying brain cells you are putting your health in grave danger.Possibly your future to if you get caught.
1131400
These people are NUTS.  There is no amount that you "should" be drinking.  The "8 glasses a day" and "half your weight" theories have NO basis in science.  It's all just myth and folklore.  Drink when you're thirsty.  No benefit to over-drinking.
184828
Have you considered trying alcohol?
411293
i think my brain would implode if I attempt to even think about thinking of every word I know.  Tried for a moment and I went a little wacky.  Well, maybe it's the glass of pinot i just downed that caused the wackiness.  oh well...it was worth a shot.
800192
panic, then when realisation dawned upon me i would probly relax and do what i do every morning\n\ngo the toilet in the nearest bush and seen as i was already making an idiot outta myself id walk home ;oP LOL\n\ndo i really need to tell u why i am there, alcohol and lack of sleep is a dangerous mix
707061
I would certainly think so.  But you should not be drinking this early in the morning......
674284
You're not gonna feel better until you eat. Alcohol makes your blood sugar go crazy.
189949
i was at a party and i drank about lik 15 shots of vodka and red bull mixed. i woke up at ma frends house and they wrote dick and fuck all over me