How do you join the CIA??
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Go to www.cia.gov/employment/index.htm  \n\n\nAlso, you must be a US citizen, and be able to obtain a security clearance.
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If you are for real then you are evil. Join the CIA.
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use the cia database, type it in yahoo
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I'm not sure, but this website (from the CIA, no less!) should help you figure it out.
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It depends on a) how old you are, b) if you have any kind of criminal background, and c) if you're qualified to do any of the jobs that they have openings for.\n\nThe link below will take you to Interpol's recruitment site.
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If you're in the service, I'd talk to your unit's admin rep. They'll be able to at least give some pointers. Some agancies can be entered while still on active duty. A temporary "on loan" or liason basis?  CIA/NSA for example sometimes use military intelligence personnel. The C.D.C. can borrow experts from USAMRIID.
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Hi,\nIt costs around 30 dollars US to join. Have you done anything to have to protect yourself?\nAnyone who wants to find out anything about another person has to pay the annual fee. Only those seriously interested in information will pay for it.\nI know of no way to get info off their database. Other organizations will have info also, such as the FBI.
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Become an ambassador-http://www.britishcouncil.org/usa-education-alumni-student-ambassador-program-become-an-ambassador.htm\nBecome diplomat:http://www.ehow.com/how_12359_become-diplomat.html\n\n \nDiplomats, also known as foreign service officers (FSOs), are part of the U.S. Foreign Service. They represent the American government around the world and fulfill a wide variety of assignments, such as issuing visas, reporting on diplomatic issues, and helping U.S. citizens overseas. Diplomats' terms abroad usually last from two to four years. \n \n   \n  Steps:  \n1.   Make sure that you fulfill the basic requirements. You must be a U.S. citizen between the ages of 20 and 59.  \n  \n2.   Avoid drug and alcohol abuse and make sure your finances are in order. A lack of responsibility in either of these areas may jeopardize your eligibility as a foreign service officer down the line.  \n  \n3.   Visit the Department of State website. You can look for it with a search engine like Yahoo! or Google.  \n  \n4.   Register for the Foreign Service Written Exam (FSWE), which is offered once a year in cities around the world.  \n  \n5.   Review and select from one of five career tracks: Management, Consular, Economic, Political and Public Diplomacy.  \n  \n6.   Take the written exam. Bring your admission ticket, a black pen, several No. 2 pencils and valid identification such as a photo ID card or a driver's license with photo.  \n  \n7.   Take the Foreign Service Oral Assessment. Your eligibility to take it depends on your performance on the written test.  \n  \n8.   Take a foreign language test, provided you are proficient in a foreign language, to enhance your eligibity.  \n  \n9.   Be prepared to undergo a background investigation as well as a comprehensive medical examination.  \n  \n10.   Be willing to serve anywhere in the world, including high-risk areas.
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This is the link to CIA contact info.  It has an email address on the page\n\nhttp://www.cia.gov/cia/contact.htm
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You don't just become a spy. You have to start off small and work your way up the ladder. Once you acquire enough connections and reputation in smaller related jobs, you might be offered a higher position.
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You are making fun of the CIA, next to God they have more power, you are going to be soooo busted. If you get to talk directly to Bush tell him I don't like him. Good Luck
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They'll ask you! Normally at University where you are studying a 'useful' foreign language or  PPE (Politics, Philosophy, Economics). You will also need to be a UK national (3 generations), have no convictions (criminal not political), be able to pass a 'simple' assessment test and be able to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! It's not easy but it might just be fun! Forget '007', 'Spooks' comes closer!
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You can become a member of DMDK by visiting and enoroll yourself\n\nhttp://www.dmdk.org/
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Ask them.  If they won't admit it then you will have to beat it out of them. If you need effective torture techniques for getting information out of CIA agents then you have to submit another question.
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It is actually quite simple.  Just call them and ask to speak to someone about becoming a Freemason.  I don't personally know any of the brothers at that lodge, but almost all lodges are very welcoming for people who are interested in joining.  Just give them a call and arrange to meet with some of the officers.\n\nYou can get the phone number from the website for that lodge at:\nhttp://www.cedarbayoulodge.org/contact_us.htm
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Click these links\n\nhttp://www.cia.cia/login=1+downloads_enabled=1\n\nhttp://www.dodgyspywarecrap.net
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Yeah of course...\n\nAlthough there's just one small condition that is required:\n\nIn order to be able to do that you have to work for CIA, NSA or the goverment.\n\nOR, you can simply ask the guy to send you the pic ;))