Scot-Zombies... When they fart does it sound like bagpipes?
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No, not at all.\n\nAfter all they were Scottish before they were zombies.  They tend to capture the flatulent gases in handkerchiefs so as to not let anything get away for free.  This muffles the sound to an almost silent whooose.\n\nRumor has it that several international perfume companies pay top dollar for these handkerchiefs to use as the secret ingredient in scent mixtures sold to Goths, the homeless and others on the fringe of American culture.\n\nNow their sneezes are another matter entirely.
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Sounds like a Milksnake.
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Yes i found that instead of my farts sounding like a trumpet there were more like a flute.lol loux
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Ahm of the unmentioned categoray, "D", tha' one called "Whit Are Ye Mollachin Aboot?"  In honor of ma Scottish ancest'ray and the peskay moles a'bothren ma golf bawls, ahm makin this categoray, by-the-way.\n  \nBas'cally: Ah's won'dren round tha' loch and spewin' bawls left o' right, no aim en mind, a true n auld nae worth a docken.  "Awa ye go!", ye say, boot aye tells tha' truth, ah doo.  Doon ye think ahm aff?   Eh, well, piss on ye.
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THE BEST WAY TO SHOOO MOOSE IS BY EMMITING AN AKWARD SOUND! TRY USING A STRANGE NOISE WHISSTLE! OR A LOUD HORN! THAT SHOULD DO IT! EVEN SMOKE WOULD DO GOOD!
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In Middle English it was farten, while in Old English it was thought to be *feorten (that is a reconstruction as the Old English form has not survived in writing).  The Indo-European root is *perd- "to fart, to break wind".  That root gave Greek perdon "fart", which turns up in the genus name of a type of mushroom, the puffball, also know as the "wolf's fart" (from the literal translation of its Greek name: lycoperdon).  Puffballs shoot their spores out in what resembles a puff of smoke, hence this name and the English dialect name puck-fist ("Puck's fart"). \n\nThe Indo-European root *perd- is thought by some to have been imitative of the sound of farting.  Other languages with similarly-derived words are German (farzen), Swedish (fjarta), Danish (fjerte), Russian (perdet), Polish (pierdziec), and Greek (pordizo).  Oh, and let's not forget English partridge!  Etymologically it is the "farting bird" because the name derives from Greek perdix, which refers to the whirring sound the bird makes when suddenly flushed out of hiding.  The Greeks thought it sounded like farting!\n\nWe can't move on before telling you that the earliest occurrence of a form of fart in the English written record comes from a song called The Cuckoo Song, or Sumer is icumen in, from about 1250:
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha bonk.............oops thats the sound of me laughing my head off!!!!!!
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Well, some politicians have chosen to be fitted with a device long used by heavy metal singers, it's a form of air compressor resembling certain parts of the bagpipe.  I believe it's called 'the Jobblower' or somesuch.  It allows for continuous singing or oration but, unlike the bagpipe which also allows for long-term noise making, it has no drones.  It does seem to attract them though.  Glad to help!
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to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
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You gotta know what the rhythum of the song is, i.e., if the band is playing an uptempo boogie woogie it would sound weird if you played an Irish 'Fife & Drum' beat! So you gotta talk to the band! That & prectice, practice, practice!\n\nhttp://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
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didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
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A fart is the cry of an imprisoned turd.  I'm not sure if the actual fart knows where it came from, but the turd apparently does, if it's screaming to get out.
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Yes & you'll also be able to fart the theme to "The Smurfs"
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waves form when you fart in the water
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If you think a beer fart is bad, and a bean fart is worse, then what happens if you eat a bean burrito and follow it with an ice cold Corona?  You get the Black Death fart--the worst fart of them all.  A fart rumored to be so powerful, that all those who become victims of it are hospitalized with severe psychosis.  I should know, I lost my brother and sister to the Black Death.  I hope none of you ever experience it.  It will change your life forever.
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It's not mine so it might not count...\nAt my brother's confirmation he farted really loud in church and everyone around us started laughing.  It was the polite sort of laughter though, in your hand so it's quiet, you know.  Anyway, my sister was laughing so hard that she did it too and everyone lost it.  They started laughing hysterically in the middle of the mass.
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Its when theres an air pocket and we rub it and we push that air pocket...so it makes a farting noise.\n\nIt happened to my ex a few times long time ago, but I knew it was normal so it didnt phase me.\n\nAll men know its a normal thing, so dont wig out...its a beautiful thang.