What technique will you like to use this time for crucifying jesus if he gets back?
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I like the way they used to do sacrifices before Judeo/Christian Religions were born. In Ancient America tribes used to rip the victims heart out while it was still beating. \n\nMaybe this "God" will be pleased with us, if we do it in this manner. I mean if this "God" forgave people by killing his own son, then he would be even more pleased if we kill Jesus as cruelly as possible.
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Jesus will welcome us back shortly.
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Yes! I would also send out someone to pick up some food because there are so many disciples today! I love the word of God! The Good News! Jesus died not only for me but you and the rest of the world! Hosanna to the Highest! I would welcome anyone with open arms though!
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Go to church before the game and pray.  That's what I would do.  And maybe either fast the day b4 or the day after.  That's what I would do.
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answer the door with a big kitchen knife in your hand, and ask them which one is prepared to die for Jesus
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I'm a Christian, so hopefully if it happenned for real I'd be one of the ones raptured up.  If not, I'd go directly to my church, figuring I'd lost my salvation, and I would pray to accept Jesus again!
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Repent. This is the most you can do. Remember Jesus died for our sins. \n\nThe next time you feel the urge to do it again, pray to the Lord Jesus Christ,"Please help me not to fall into such temptations again Lord, amen". I believe that the our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ will forgive you. But you must remember not to do it again, for in one of the scriptures, it says, "Sin no more or you shall perish, without remedy"(Something like that)\n\nI will pray for you and at the same time, you must believe you can curb this addiction. \n\nGod Bless
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Jesus could come back at any moment now.  Are you ready?\n\n\nhttp://www.biblebelievers.com/SimpleSalvation.html
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Jesus ascendend into heaven 40 days after his resurection.\n\nNot tomb to roll over in.
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1. Repent for your sins\n2. Accept that Jesus died in your place for your sins\n3. Pray asking God for salvation\n\nThat's it.\n\nWhen Jesus was on the cross, a criminal was on either side of him, punished in the same way.  One criminal asked Jesus that if He is son of God, why he wouldn't save himself.  The other criminal told him to chill and said that they deserved to be there and Jesus didn't.  Then he turned to Jesus and asked him to remember him when He went to Heaven.  Jesus replied, "This day we will be in paradise."\n\nThe man repented by saying he deserved to be punished.  He accepted Jesus as Savior, and he asked Jesus for salvation.  He wasn't Baptised, and he didn't do any special acts.  This is the perfect example of salvation.
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ask Jesus to forgive you
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Probably something along the lines of, "Thank You, Jesus, for sacrificing Yourself so that I could be saved!"
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Jesus and his lawyer are coming back
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DEAR GILYSSE, \n\nTHIS IS AN OPEN INVITATION TO OUR GREAT FEAST ON SUNDAY EVENING. FOR ENTERTAINMENT WE WILL HAVE THE JUMPING JEWS OF JERUSALEM AND THE LOCAL UNUCHS WITH SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS WILL BE SINGING A SONG CALLED 'IF ONLY I WAD A WILLY, I WOULD WULE THE WORLD'\n\nAFTERWARDS, WE WILL BE HOLDING A MASSIVE ORGY IN THE LARGE HALL BY THE PEARLY GATES (BUT DON'T TELL JESUS) WHERE I WILL BE PERFORMING CHERRY POPPING & INSTANT HEALING WITH THE VIRGIN SISTERS OF MERCY.\n\nSEE YOU THERE!\n\nLOVE & SNOGS,\n\nGOD.
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Im backkkkkk.\n*Shakes Bible at Heretics*\nCome to Jesus
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Yes, I think that Jesus is coming back really soon, and that we should try really hard to get all of our friends and family in church and saved before its too late.
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I agree about bringing back Jesus, but he really isn't dead. \n\nI would bring back Abraham Licoln, because he was cool in a crisis and he could probably help out alot with this War in Iraq.