Bush's best moment in his presidency was catching a FISH?
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The punchline is HOW he caught said fish: He hurled sticks of dynamite into the lake from the shoreline and had his underlings haul in whatever floated to the surface after things settled down again. A true sportsman.\n\nP.S. In an extraordinarily sick and twisted sort of way, perhaps this really WAS the high point of his loathsome presidency...
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A good President in very hard times.
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Fish>>>hold the Chips LoL
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President Bush is an exceptional leader and a great President. He is the man.
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And George Bush is a good Prsident!
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ONCE I WAS FISHING OF THE DOCK IN FLORIDA AND I FELT A STRONG TUG ON THE LINE AND THOUGHT. TO MYSELF IT'S PROBABLY ANOTHER PUFFER. AS I STARTED TO BACK IN I SAW THE SILHOUETTE OF A SHARK. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF THAT CAN'T BE MY LINE HE MUST BE COMING TO BET A BITE OF SOMEONE FISH. BUT AS I WAS REELING IT IN I SEEN THE SHARK MOVE AWAY IT WAS THEN I FELT THE TUG. I SAID TO MYSELF"HERE WE GO". I BRACED MY FEET AGAINST THE POLE. I WONDERED IF MY SPIDER LINE WAS GOING TO BREAK 50 LBS TEST LINE. I GAVE HIM SOME SLACK AND HE RAN AND BOY COULD HE RUN. THE FIGHT WENT FOR A GOOD HOUR TO GET HIM CLOSE. I COULD SEE HIS DORSAL FIN AFTER A WHILE. I GOT EXCITED AS HE GOT CLOSER. I BRINGING HIM IN I SAID TO MYSELF. HE WAS TIRED FROM THE FIGHT OR SO I THOUGHT. I REACHED DOWN TO PULL HIM UP AND WITH FINAL BURST OF ENERGY HE JUMPED UP AND GOT HOLD OF MY HAND. I TOOK MY HAND OUT AND RAN TO THE FIRST AID KIT HE TOOK MY THUMB, INDEX, RING FINGER AND PINKY. ALL I COULD DO STARE AT MY MIDDLE FINGER AND SO COULD YOU.
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Because he was better then Kerry. what's wrong? You don't like out president? C'mon he's just a little slow! ;) Be nice to the little guy. "Bush, you wanna pretzel? huh? Do ya? Do you wanna pretzel Bush?"
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President George W. Bush
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Making through the Bush administration alive.
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yes its great but you have to suck it out the fish yourself,preferably a live one,heres how grab a gold fish and place itup to your lips and suck on its lips till you suck its eyeballs out\nthanx
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Bush running into Iraq. I think thats a pretty good example.
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Has Bush actually done anything wonderful? (Besides almost choking and croaking on a popcorn kernel)
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For sure it was. President Bush was having dinner and drinks with a Communist Dictator that approves of abortion up to the 8 month. That is really sick. Enough said!
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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the guy who wants to catch the biggest fish...
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No, he is more of a fisher. Besides he has two more years no matter what happens by elections.
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One time I was in the Caribbean, and this little blow fish was following me around. He was swimming with me for a couple of dozen yards, when he decided to turn and start poking me right square in the mask. Well of course, this got me to start laughing... Not a good thing to do at 40 feet. So, I gently tried to push him away, but he kept on coming back and poking me square in the mask. For some reason this kept getting funnier and funnier, until I spotted a blue Parrot fish staring at us both. His front bucked teeth were so huge, all I could thing of was Austin Powers. That's all I need to see. I started laughing so hard, I spit out my mouthpiece, dropped my weights and shot to the surface hoping I wasn't going to drown from laughter. I had to call it a day after that. Luckily, my wife saw the whole thing, grabbed my weights and followed me up. She said I was peeing my suit as I ascended, I was laughing so hard.....