Does anyone know any good emo jokes?
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how many emos dose it take to change a light bulb?\nnone they all just sit around and cry about it.
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A PIECE OF *ASSS* SO GOOD IT BRINGS TEARS TO YOUR EYES \n\nA teacher asked her students to use the word \n"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first \nand declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher \nreplies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying \n"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ...... \nThen Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher, \nDo farts have lumps in them" ? ........ \nThe teacher gives Johnny a very stern look, \nand says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........ \nLil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" ! \n\nLOL
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Whats worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar?\nLeg make-up on your ears.\n\n\nTwo roosters in a rainstorm....\nOne did a bolt for the shed...\n the other did a duck under the house!!\n\nA young man making love to a very large lady. She knew he was getting close and asked, "Did you take any precaution?"\n"Yes," he replied, "I've tied my feet to the end of the bed!"\n\nTwo ladies chatting over a cuppa.\n"Sad about your husband dying, but why have you been telling people he died of gonorrhea when it was diarrhoea?"\n"oh," said the other, "I just wanted people to remember him as a great lover, not the big shitter he really was!"\n\nA man wakes in the hospital after a nasty accident.\n"I have good news and I have bad news," said the doctor.\n"what's the bad news?" asked the patient.\n"well we've had to amputate both your feet,"  said the doctor.\n"hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"\n"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"\n\nThat's enough from me!! enjoy!!
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Go to jokepictures.com.
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This is emo\n\nhttp://hopeisemo.com/\n\njust watch the videos
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The Last Laugh\n\nThere was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.\n\nThe warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:\n\n1. To be shot. \n\n2. To be hung. \n\n3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. \n\nSo the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head."  Bang! (he was dead instantly). \n\nThen the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) \n\nThen the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." \n\nThey gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing. \n\nThe guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. \n\nThen the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. \n\nNow he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. \n\nFinally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" \n\nThe Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
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Too many.  Most of their songs are painful, though the less shouty ones are really nice.\n\nYou might as well ask, 'How many emos in the world?'
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i think this one is funny:\nA little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is\n baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over\n his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."\n\n His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your\n father".\n\n He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad,\n I'm a white boy."\n\n His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your\n grandmother."\n\n The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira,\n abuelita, I'm a white boy " His grandmother slaps him in\n the face and sends him back to his mother.\n\n His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"\n\n To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white\n for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans."
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I've heard the emo song (and watched the flash animated video.) It's pretty funny.
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Two guys sitting around drinking...\n\n"Dude, you should put this ring in your tongue!"\n"No way, Dude, that would hurt like hell!"\n"You do it dude."\n"I don't know. Dude."\n"Come On Dude, The Chics will dig it. Besides ur wasted."\n"K sounds cool Dude."\n"Stick out your tongue dude, so I can pound this nail in to make a hole."\n"OWWWWWWW" "Dude, you pounded a nail in my tounge, You Dick!"\n\n"It's cool Dude, Check out your ring."\n\n"Oh Wow dude, Once it stops bleeding, this will Rock."
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i dont know? but emos r f-ing HOTT!
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Haha, that's cute! Here's a joke for you:\n\nIn class, Johnny constantly made faces at the teacher, Ms.  Smith. "Johnny, when I was small, my mother told me that if I kept making ugly faces it would freeze and stay like that." Johnny looks at the teacher and says,"Well Ms. Smith, you can't say that you weren't warned."\n\nI tried, please give me the points.
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its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
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I think they're funny.\n\nHere's one for you:\n\nThis guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. After a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.\n\nThe bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot & if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."\n\nAfter a few more beers & 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" & he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"\n\n"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth & you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs & persuade the lady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin & she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."\n\n"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" & lo & behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause. \n\nBarely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned & nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door & bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling & groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.\n\nShortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds & looking like he'd been hit by a truck.\n\nThen demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
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i am kinda emo...emo is not JUST about cutting yourself it is also about ROCKING OUT.  but it does talk about how life can suck and how nobody understands them.  simple plan, good charlotte, green day, mcr, aar, they are all good examples.
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I keep hearing about Emo's. What the hell is an Emo? Since when is a kid who is all 'wah-wah-I-hate-my-life-' a new trend?
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D@mn those emos and scene kids. I heard now there's a new kind of emo called epps. Emo preps. Sucks huh.