im bored send me some FUNNY and APPROPRIATE jokes?
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Here is a clean joke.\n\n\nA woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.\nAfter a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away."\nThe distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?\n"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.\n"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.\nAs the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.\nThe vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.\nThe vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,\nbut as I said, this is most definitely, 100%\ncertifiably, a dead duck."\nThen the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit\na few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.\nThe duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.\n"$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!\n\nREADY ?\n\nThe vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my\nword for it, the bill would have been $20 but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00
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Funny. . .ha ha ha (",)*\n\nListen you contacted me some time ago. . .can't get hold of you, coz your mail address hasn't been confirmed!\n\nCan't IM you either. . .PC's doing some funny stuffies :-)\n\n??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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sounds boring..good luck
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tell me your e-mail address. i will try to send you jokes. my address is ak9999in@yahoo.co.in
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i live in wisconsin, usa but im bored. wanna chat?
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Joann, keep them a coming, I enjoy these jokes your sending us. I will be passing them along. LOLOLOL *~* lololol
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i wonder now this is my last time 2 answer n i cant ask boring.can we chat coz am bored IDxxjudychepxx\nbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
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http://www.bluedonut.com/100jokes.htm
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just  type jokes in google u will get it
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Rats!  I had a wonderful joke I was going to post but since you want comments about needing the points, I have nothing to post.  You are missing a great joke though!
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I dont know but im bored.
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You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
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im too bored. sorry for not being able to help dude.
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Questions like this make me laugh cause it goes to show that I'm not the only extremely bored person right now.
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Besides this place.. check out break.com i-am-bored.com fark.com ebaumsworld.com