Whats with sea monkeys?
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no idea,\n\nbut my chimp is a reincarnation with king kong.
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Not too many. Surprisingly, experts do not consider human poachers to be a serious threat to night monkeys (or owl monkeys, as they are sometimes called). The same goes for nocturnal predators such as owls, big cats or snakes.  The reason for this is that the monkeys take preventive actions - they tend to change their sleeping locations regurlarly, and they use an elaborate set of "spoken words" either to warn each other or to startle a potential attacker.\nSome say that the great horned owl (Bubo virginianus) is a typical predator for those monkeys.
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feed them to the monkeys
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Oh, those beautiful creatures are hanging around the ocean floor having fun with their friends.\n\nTake a look:
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Sea-Monkey is a brand name of a hybrid of Artemia salina, a species of brine shrimp. These are a type of fairy shrimp—not true shrimp, but a branchiopod. The term Sea-Monkeys (sometimes unhyphenated) is a trademark used to sell them as a novelty gift. They originate in salt lakes and salt evaporation flats.\n\nSea-Monkeys can reproduce both sexually (requiring a male and a female) and asexually. When the eggs are laid, there are fewer males than females per "litter". This is probably because they are not needed for reproduction. Females stop reproducing with the males when the males are too few.\n\nSea-Monkeys have been cited in studies of DNA and sexual behavior, primarily because they are commonly available specimens.\n\nYou could get more information from the link below...
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Are you carrying any food?  When I was in Thailand they said to not take anything with you that might attract the monkeys, such as food, bags or whatever.  I doubt that will prevent it, perhaps make them less likely to go for you.
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I like purple monkeys. They only have one known preditor. That being the elgant yard gnome. Those gnomes can be mean!
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let me tell you something child, and listen close. you may never hear this again.\n\nthere is such a thing as mind crabs. they lives in your head, but the FBI don't want us to know.  well you think you can't get crabs from just thinking about them you are WRONG. mind crabs is where it's at.
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sex with monkeys\n\nLegend, based on the fact that some monkeys carry a similar virus, but it is not the same virus, so that can't be the source.
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By an army of monkeys.
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i'm not sure of the exact name. you know the little monkeys that wear hats and walk around with the organ grinder. usually a big fat white guy who's outfit matches the little monkey and then you give the little monkey tip his hat when you give him a quarter. you know the ones at fairs and carnivals. he is that monkey.
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Has it got anything to do with Hadrians wall?\n\nJust a guess, but the Monkey was hung somewhere around Wallsend, or Tyneside, or that neck of the woods. Wasn't it?\n\nOK, I give up. What is the connection?
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Monkeys do throw their own feces, but only bored monkeys do.  In a captive environment, it is very easy for intelligent animals, such as primates, to get bored.  When they are bored, they will use anything available to entertain themselve, including their own feces.  Try to think about it from a primate's perspective:  you are in a concrete and bar cage.  all you have to play with is the tire-swing you've played with a million times and your own poop.  You decide to throw some of your poop at a zoo visitor.  SMACK!  You get them right in the head.  The visitor yells real loud and makes all sorts of crazy motions you've never seen before.  What fun!  This is WAY more entertaining than that old tire-swing!\n\nMost accredited zoos combat dung-throwing by keeping their primates entertained.  First of all, the monkey's exhibits are not just bars and concrete.  They have ropes and vegetation and all sorts of different look-out points.  Second, the monkeys aren't alone; they have other monkeys to hang out with.  It's hard to get bored with friends around.  And finally, they give the monkeys plenty of enrichment.  Enrichment is anything that will keep the monkey entertained.  It can be a sheet of craft paper, a child's swing, a pipe with sunflower seeds in it, or fresh bamboo to chew on.  The list goes on and on.  This effort on behalf of good zoos to keep their primates happy is why you rarely see monkeys flinging poop anymore.
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A monkey but if i could choose i would say a penguin. PENGUIN
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A macaca is a Monkey.\nA magical monkey that turns republican senators into thanksgiving turkey's
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I think you are thinking of the song by Barenaked Ladies\n"Another Postcard"\n\nYou can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail\nAll of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail\nI never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas\nBut someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees.