What's the easiest way to get Tommy Lasorda to buy you dinner?
535716
Repeat his famous "why Dodgers are synonymous with baseball" speech and tell him you're poor
1159469
Send an email or leave a voice message telling him you won't be paying for his apartment or food any more.  I bet you will hear from him then.
215933
I say old chap, go down to your nearest Continental Airlines or United Airlines ticket counter and ask them for..."a happy meal: wink wink" They have a partnership with Grrrr Growl Grunt (Thats Wookie talk for Planet Express) Once you have your ticket all you have to do is get to Grand Central Station on Jupiter and take a bus onto the intergalactic superhighway and get off at exit M31. Glad I could help:)\n\nP.S. you can get foreign exchange on the nearest intergalactic Taco Bell on Saturn;)
334245
Only if you want to really excite him and get him to buy you a lot of drinks, dinners, drugs, cars, clothes, etc. etc. (whatever he can afford)
68667
Put on a lace boostier and boycut panties with a pair of fishnet pantyhose/ heels. Cook dinner in that while he sit and watch while drinking on his favorite wine or liquor. It will probably be hard for him to allow you to prepare the meal, but don't give in, maybe do a little teasing. After candlelight dinner, suprise him in the bedroom and give him his own personal stripper(you) for the night and let the fun began. Oh, make sure you don't prepare too heavy of a meal, you don't want him to get stuffed and fall asleep :)
911418
Good for you 'old coots' and I hope you enjoy the gift certificate.  You'll actually enjoy it.  Cloth napkins, fancy dishes, it's all good.  Just remember your manner...help your new lady with her chair and her coat...and order your most favorite dish.  A country boy like yourself can probably find a good steak on the menu...you can splurge on desserts...and a bottle of wine if you prefer.  Won't it be fun to dine in and not worry about the check.  Be sure to write a thank you note to the person who gave you the gift certificate and you've got the rest of your life to dine at BK.  Jazz up your clothing for the event (no overalls), help your new bride with the door and be whomever you want to be for the evening.  Just be sure you save some energy for the fun you'll have when you return home.  Enjoy....and good luck.
44695
You can try to surprise him with a nice romantic meal  for under $30 use some things thats already in your pantry, and there are a lot of good wines for under $10, I buy Sutter Home and they are usually about $5 ,just have a nice romantic night together with music and candles, and as suggested sex coupons are wonderful but make sure you are willing when it's time to redeem  it..lol
712539
Cook it and give it to my cat.........:)
678161
Start with a movie.  Then you will have some conversation built in during dinner.\n\nBest question, tell me about you.
460833
Walk all over, upstairs, downstairs, in, out.  Take the Escalators all the way to the top.  The best food I would recommend is the Loaded nachos from El Birdos cantina.  You gotta have some cold AB products (budweiser select for me.)  I will be there tonight and will be eating portobella fries.  Outside the stadium if the cardinals win, go to Paddy O's or Al hraboskys ball park saloon for some more AB adult beverages.  The bathrooms are kinda small, so find a good one next to your seat.  I would recommend eating before you go because the food has gone up in price substantialy.
960286
Why not surprise him? Take him out for lunch then stop by Sports Authority or a similar store and have him pick out his own? Does he know you are doing this? If not, it would knock his socks off. \n\n\nsome guys get all the luck.....
250928
try to invite him for dinner @ your house or something, and if that don't work then listen to your heart and follow it
849206
Food for him.Like you will invitehim for a dinner.
857451
►They must know that you are doing it from the heart not the pocket.\n\nGet a nice card and attach an invitation to cook them  dinner at their house ( you will provide the groceries) ask to give you a couple of days advance notice to coordinate. Put choices such as:\n\n♥Romantic Dinner ( you cook decorate and leave)\n☺Family BBQ \n║I need your help dinner\n\nAlso the mess you make you clean.
1091532
If you haven't already, make him dinner.\n\nI'm dead serious.
1081843
How about taking him to dinner just the two of you? Not creative but it's a good way to get one on one time with him.
1130008
get some mint gum and offer him a piece!