you'll never guess what some weirdo said to me at work yesterday.?
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I hope World War III does not start for a while.\n\nAs to the weather, I am probably one source for what this man is saying, although his predictions seem to be a concatenation of many possible disasters, from the History and Weather Channels,etc.\n\nI predicted the need to urgently prepare for hurricances far more devastating in February 2005 and sent the letter to Canada, Britaain, Australia, several LTU faculty, friends at former workplace, White House (1&2), TIME, NEWSWEEK, and a few other places.\n\nNo one paid any attention.  Then came Katrina and Rita.\n\nIn that letter I also predicted there would be new cyclones calling for categories 6 and 7.  Perhaps someone else did this as well, but so far I am the only one I know of.\n\nI stand by my predictions which are based on knowledge partially reflected in Nunitak's Weather Blog.\n\nYes, you have not seen anything yet.  If you want to lose $100 on a bet, let me know.  You can also watch Phoenix squirm under the heat.  Torrential rains, also predicted have been hitting both east and west coasts.  Devastating typhoons are in prospect with ships lost at sea with all crew gone.  These are but the beginnings....\n\nIf you want to know what we can do to mitigate global heating which leads to these calamities, you should check out my weather blog carefully.\n\nIn Florida, they have not yet received the wake up call from Hurricane Andrew, years ago.  They continue to build housing that will be blown to smithereens by coming hurricanes.  And when they rebuild the same way, it will happen again, and again....\n\nIf you think I am a wild 24 year old with big ideas, sorry.  I have 42 years of adult experience with a strong interest in weather, and have studied much other science.\n\nYou have seen only the beginning of flooding.  What is coming up with leave you believing, and the people affected will be staggered...\n\nMy predictions are based on solid science, I am not a 'psychic' though I do know some other things that help.\n\nIf we switch to flex-fuel cars fast, we will make a significant dent in global heating, CO2 emissions and pollution.\n\nAll previous articles in my blog apply to today.  It was started only this year.  There are copious weather references listed which others can learn to evaluate, or use to learn more about weather.\n\nThere is even more to this story, check it out at:\n\nhttp://360.yahoo.com/ki_te_moana\n\nI am not saying these things to frighten anyone, or to become famous.  Rather to help reduce global heating, to warn people, to enable them to understand what is going on, and to help them to prepare....if they can think.\n\nWe do not have ten years to start adapting.\n\nWe must start adapting NOW.
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da mental coworkerz muzt have mizplaced ur documentz derr bonehead. C. how...bout i spare ur mental capacity, therefore being ur life at steak, due to a mentally challenged mind u obviouzly pozzeze ok. wanna be Cruztey da clown tuna salad enjoyin weakling. jajajajalallalalaljejejejej. seek a tool n complete ur gay day calling at ur happly place. Who knowz where dat iz?
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Maybe he is on a powertrip but most likely he is just thoughtless. I have found more often than not that people aren't generally intentionally malicious but many are so self-absorbed that they fail to think about other people. \n\nI used to work under a bunch of (stressed out) guys and I can totally relate! This guy was really rude to do that and I think next time you should only work on it for 5 minutes and tell him (or leave a memo) that you will finish it the next (bus.) day because you have a [insert something important here] to attend to. \n\nI wouldn't confront this person if they are your supervisor. You will probably be emotional and that is not a good thing to bring into the workplace.
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That almost got me in trouble laughing so loud at work!!! Tisk tisk. Lol. Nice!
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I couldn;t think of anything but my boyfriend said the last time he walked in on something that shocked him was when he walked into the cold room of the restaurant he was working at and the bar manager was in there getting head from some random girl.
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That was funny.\n\nRead this one\n\n"There is always one" : Call centre conversations\n\nThere's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. Thisis a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".\n\nActual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.\n(Now I know why they record these conversations!):\n\nOperator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; May I help you?"\nCaller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."\nOperator: "What sort of trouble??"\nCaller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."\nOperator: "Went away?"\nCaller: "They disappeared."\nOperator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"\nCaller: "Nothing."\nOperator: "Nothing??"\nCaller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."\nOperator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"\nCaller: "How do I tell?"\nOperator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"\nCaller: "What's a sea-prompt?"\nOperator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"\nCaller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."\nOperator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"\nCaller: "What's a monitor?"\nOperator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.\nDoes it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"\n\nCaller: "I don't know."\nOperator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"\nCaller: "Yes, I think so."\nOperator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: "Yes, it is."\nOperator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"\n\nCaller: "No."\nOperator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."\nCaller: "Okay, here it is."\nOperator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."\nCaller: "I can't reach."\nOperator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"\nCaller: "No."\nOperator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"\nCaller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."\nOperator: "Dark??"\nCaller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."\n\nOperator: "Well, turn on the office light then."\nCaller: "I can't."\nOperator: "No? Why not??"\nCaller: "Because there's a power failure."\nOperator: "A power...................................... A power failure?\nAha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"\nCaller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."\nOperator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."\nCaller: "Really? Is it that bad?"\nOperator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."\nCaller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"\nOperator: "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer".\n\nBYE - Imtiyaz
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I never said this\nYou never heard this\nTherefore, this conversation never happened\n\n(I'm pretty sure it's a syllogism, although not in a standard form, trying to figure out what type, maybe it's only an epagog)
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My boss trying to explain something to me!
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That was great! The guy in the office next to me cant figure out why I'm cracking up!
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i was just thinkin about something like this today at work because one of my co-workers  cant help but exaggerate everything  and lies about anything and tells this stuff to my boss. so yea i hate that.
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i wont tell u .. i dont know
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I remember one time at work, I had been talking to someone for about 15 minutes & was thinking what a good listener he was. Someone else came into the room & said straight away "Hey Karen, your right my left" & pointed downwards. When I looked down my right thrupenny was hanging out. I asked the first guy why he hadn't said anything all that time & he said he was gobsmacked.
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lmao! That's great! I could just see the look on my boss's face. I don't think I'll even get in trouble. Of course I have to buy (and donate) a clapper. But I think it'll be worth it. I'll have one of my fellow work clowns "accidentally" trip on the way into the office, and I'll laugh and clap three times as if I were applauding him. He'll never even figure it out. I could get some mileage out of this one...\n\nThat's even better than my idea of leaving bird seed on his car to get the birds to repaint it.\n\nOr putting a sign on the back of his car that says, "Honk if you're homosexual."\n\nThat one's definitely going on my "To do" list. \n\nThanks.
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this coming february was a rumor that i heard\nwow it is weird that i am talking to someone who is so close\nare you going to work there?
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Somebody is talking about you!!!!!!!!!1
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This happened to me one time.  A co worker seemed really interested in me and he started asking me personal questions.  I got the hint and told him I was already involved, then he said "Hold on baby girl, you got me all wrong...."  I felt like a fool to have thought he was making advances toward me, but I still believe that was his true intention no matter what his explanation was.  I think he was trying to save himself the embarrassment so he tried to make ME look like the fool (in which he did).  I just shrugged off the whole situation.  We still talked a little, but not much.  And eventually communication just completely taperred off.  I still don't appreciate how he tried to make me look stupid, but I knew what he was doing.
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I cannot say!  hehehe