help i've fallen and i cant get up!!!!!!!?
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A medical pager device commercial (Life Alert, I think) Can I have the 10 pts?
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hell yeah! hah-\n\na couple of days ago, it was time for phys ed. i was walking with some friends, and then in the changing room, i tripped over one's foot - that lead to me falling, smashing into a locker, my gym bag flew away, and my shoes went soaring. my knapsack completely broke my fall, though. but man, i was lying on the ground for about a minute laughing HARD.\n\noh god i love when that happens.
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That would depend on how you fell and what way you are currently lieing. \n\nIf you fell flat on you face try pressing your palms into the ground in order to push your knees into a kneeling position, Then bend back and stand leg by leg.\n\nIf you fell flat on your back Roll over and complete suggestion one.\n\nIf this is some cryptic question thats a metaphor to something on your computer then I don't see it. If this is some kind of encoded message a hint would be nice. If this is just you being random then *slaps knee* HA! thats a good one!
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Give us a little more info,but it sounds like you are dehydrated. Being dehydrated can feel awful. You feel like you want to vomit,dizziness, etc. Try to get to some asperine(2) and something to drink. The asperine will increase your blood flow slightly  and then you will be rehydrating. Try to consume some form of potassium and sodium. Like ceral or a banana with pb. If you are really dehydrated you won't feel normal for about 2-3 days. I had to give blood once to save a friend and I had just come back from running, and dude I passed out and sh8#%ed in my pants. I woke up and hurled, and I felt like crap for about 3 days. So i hope ya feel better.
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just go up to him tell him how you fell
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Get back up. I'd probably be laughing at me too! :) have a nice day! :)
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Keep your legs in the air at night.  Exercise your legs, like imaginary bicycle while lying in bed.  Keep salt to an absolute minimum and stay super active.  You will get better!
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A hug would be most appreciated!  Fell better already!:0)
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Rotflmao! Oh my gosh, I just fell on the floor! I can't stop reading your jokes!
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stay at school. if you leave today, it'll just make it harder to come back tomorrow. if anyone comes up to you and says something, then make a joke about you falling...take it easy....more embarassing things will happen to you....trust me. i was a teenager once...just a few years ago.
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I recommend doing this in a gym class, with professionals, or at least around a lot of people so you don't get hurt or if you do you are supervised and receive help.\nPractice on an incline mat. When you feel you are falling, its time to jump and jump hard! Keep your arms straight and strong and push off. Keep arms by your head at all times! \nArch a Little, but if you over arch it is a BIG mess.\nBend your knees slightly, arch a little bit, and push you shoulders open as much as you can. Then using your stomach, back, and arm muscles, snap your body back to a hollow position, pushing off your hands, and land on your feet on the floor in front of the board/mat. \nPut it all together you should be able to do a back handspring.\n\nGood luck!
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i passed out today... not pretty\nand when i fell i lost of my feeling then all of a sudden i was more relaxed than ive ever remembered myself ever being
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Fall Out of bed then take a pee
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try to exercise.  Maybe you've pulled a muscle or strained one without realizing it.  Just walking should work out any problems.
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Go to the DSS.  Get some food stamps to help you get back on your feet.
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i think i just crapped myself
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I dont see why you cant.  Your legs are the longest and strongest muscles in your body.\n\nWith your back braced against the floor, and your boyfriend laying on your feet, you should be able to push him up with your legs, then "lock" them in position as they are straight.\n\nYou may want to put a little padding on your back side, real thin pillow or something for extra support...(about an inch of padding or 2" will do)...\n\nIf you feel your legs straining, bring him down fast, but let him know so he can brace for the fall!  \n\nJesse