How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could cuck wood?
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That would depend on the weight of the woodchuck.  A small one pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 1.5 pounds of wood.  But a larger 10 pound woodchuck could chuck approximately 15 pounds of wood... an impressive feat.  I'm more interested in peter piper and his pecks of pickled peppers.
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The dictionary defines the verb chuck as: to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth.  A woodchuck, AKA groundhog, can consume up to .67 kg's per day. That's 1.47 lbs per day.  The average lifespan of a woodchuck is 8 years. Therefore if a woodchuck ate 1.47 lbs of wood everyday for it's entire life and then preceded to chuck it.  A woodchuck could chuck 4,292.4 lbs of wood.\n\nBut because woodchucks have been known to eat the bark off of trees, technically a woodchuck CAN chuck wood!
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He'd chuck as much wood, as a wood chuck could. If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck can't chuck wood.  :)
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Q) How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\n\nA) A woodchuck would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood\n\nTADA!!!!
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None because a woodchuck can't chuck wood. Heres one for you:\n\nWillie went to Williamsburg because his wallaby was wobbling and his wife was worried. How many w's are there in all?\n\nThe answer is none. There is no w in all.
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A wood chuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if the wood chuck would chuck wood. But, would the wood chuck chuck all the wood he could chuck?  I don't thing he would!\n\nThat was kinda fun!
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if a woodchuck were anything like chuck norris, it wouldnt need to chuck wood.  The wood would chuck itself off the trees, in fear of being roundhouse kicked to little splinters.
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As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck all the wood that he could chuck.
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According to a Wall Street Journal article referenced here, Richard Thomas, a wildlife expert from New York, estimated that a woodchuck moves about 700 pounds of dirt in building its burrow...so, he estimated that over that same time and effort, a woodchuck could chuck 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. \nThis is how much it "could" chuck (as stated in your question).  As to how much it "would" chuck, I guess that depends on its motivation.
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As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!