Translate into everyday English: An addlepated beetlehead & his specie devaricate with startling prematurity.?
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A fool and his money are soon parted?
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A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.\n“Tyson,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where\ndid you hear it?”\n“My daddy said it,” he responded.\n“Well, that doesn’t matter,” she explained, “I don’t want to hear\nthat language in here again.”\nAfter a moment, she thought she whispered aloud, “At least he\ndoesn’t know what it means.”\n“I do, too,” Tyson corrected. “It means the car won’t start.”
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SOOOOO godamn annoying !!!!!~@!\n\nlike, oh sorry you've got a baby on board, i WAS going to ram you & turn your family wagon into a blazing fireball !\n\ngood job i saw that sticker in time.\n\n\n\nutter twats !\n\n.
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Well, check it out at Answers.com:\n"Also, cute as a bug's ear. Pretty or attractive in a dainty way, as in That baby is cute as a button. Cute originally was a shortening of acute, for “sharp-witted and clever,” but in the early 1800s it also took on its current meaning. Other than that buttons and bug's hearing organs can be small, there is no good explanation for these similes"
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This sentence contains the word infant.
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man, I'm the worst human in the earth in grammar\nI really wish that the scientists made a small chips\nthat we can put it in the head and make us able to write a clear sentence without any mistake in grammar ... :D
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I'm so sorry that you would be so aggrieved by the lack of sentential correctness, in others' contributions. There are several reasons why it should be so, namely (but not exhaustively): \n\n1. the contributor is foreign and is not writing in their native tongue\n2. they were improperly or incompletely taught\n3. they have difficulty typing\n4. they suffer from a malady (e.g. dyslexia)\n5. they have little regard for convention\n6. they are excited by the prospect of interacting with the outside world - and hurry too much, to post their efforts\n7. they are anxious to convey meaning, with scant concern for its delivery\n8. as a global medium, the internet has effected a change in the English language by exposing it to the influence of the world\n9. the use of a continually evolving jargon e.g. from LOL to LMAO to ROFLMAO or from <GRIN> to :)\n10. the use of regional/national idiosyncrasies e.g. "I'm p*ssed!", in American English, has different meaning; here in the UK.\n\nOne should also consider that what constitutes Standard English (and its associated spelling and syntax) also varies, from one instantiation to another, around the world. \n\nWere I, truly, cognisant of your frustration (and douleur thus engendered) I should not, perhaps, have sought occasion to write in such formal fashion. It has been, most certainly, a divertissement and I pray you also found it thus.
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Hitchcock being a mamal had to be born with a belly button, its just how it is for us mamals. Apparently Hitchcock had several opperations in the belly area leading his doctors to sow up the bb, but I have never read this from a credible printed source. I suspect its an bizarre urban legend.
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I think he is a pyscho and I feel sorry for Katie since she is so blind to see what a weirdo he is.  Latest rumor is that he had a special adult pacifier made so that Katie can suck on it when she's in labor which will then keep her from being loud.  CRAZY SON OF A B!
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When my grandson was three, he went around rubbing on his ear and trying to dig in it.  No one really paid that much attention until the next morning when he woke up and was bleeding from his ear and stumbling all over.  They took him to the E R and come to find out while they were camping at the lake, apparently while he was sleeping, a fly had crawled down in his ear and had laid eggs and they had hatched. They sucked them all out at the E R  but it was terribly painful for him. I can't imagine what he went through.
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jack and jill went up the hill to f ck and s ck each other,\nbut stupid jill forgot her pill and jack is now a father...\n\n\nand now they have a daughter!\n\n(one sentence right?)
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Lacking in poise, clumsy, klutz, clown.\n\nNarcoleptic?
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Lasermouse:  Sorry, I'm with you but I HAVE to answer this question.\n\nMy son will be born in August...and he is my son.  I don't care if he's straight or gay.  I don't care if he wants to wear pants or dresses.  I don't care if he wants to be a doctor or a clown.\n\nI love my son.  I want him to be happy.  THAT'S my objective.  Not for him to live the life that I prefer...I want him to life the life that HE prefers, and I'll back him up 100%
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He's been seen with Knob, as in Knob Head. Any more intellectual questions!
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LOL as preppipunkboi said or they  adopted a child :P:P (or an affair occured :P:P... but preppipunkboi is right
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That would be a bit hard, you don't have similar "deminutivi".\n1. Means little, pretty duck. How d'you call it? Ducky?;)\n2. The same, but it is a male duck;)\n3. Little rabbit.\n4. Just: rabbit.\nWhat is that for? <lol> You have a polish boyfriend who calls you that?;)))
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sounds like something my youngin said when he was a baby...maybe toe stumped, lol