Which is worse, hearing someone belch or fart in public?
550788
i would rather hear someone fart, it's so much funnier
1143644
If you think a beer fart is bad, and a bean fart is worse, then what happens if you eat a bean burrito and follow it with an ice cold Corona?  You get the Black Death fart--the worst fart of them all.  A fart rumored to be so powerful, that all those who become victims of it are hospitalized with severe psychosis.  I should know, I lost my brother and sister to the Black Death.  I hope none of you ever experience it.  It will change your life forever.
889536
Front ... period,\nBack ...wet fart..\n\nNext !
321774
Gas exiting the body- and it makes a stink!!!
315957
Yes many a times fart sound like words. Its like imagining shapes in the clouds. You hear what you want to hear. If you are about to propose you hear 'YESSSSSSSSS" farts, a child is asked about a sheep, he hears the 'BAAAA' farts, if u are seeing a film on snakes u hear 'HISSSSSSSSSSS" farts
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
305529
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
1028586
My wife would probably abuse me and tell me I am a smelly so and so, however on that note, everyone must fart, otherwise the consequnces could be much worse than a few minutes of bad air........ COLIC would have to be one of the most non fatal crippling pains known to mankind ..... It's better to fart a little, than to keep it in and become a cripple :)\n\nIf you are going to Fart real loud .... make sure you done have any follow through, other wise this is a Shart not a fart, and is considered very embarrasing, and the wife wont be to impressed when she has to try and get the product of your SHART out in the wash.
554219
It is impolite and rude to burp.
438559
Well, it depends...not all farts are stinky...some farts are just air...while other farts are deadly gases...but if the priest cuts 1 that is stinky then by all means the fart will be stinky...anyways, what does sitting in a pew have to do with it?  The only thing that comes to mind about farting and pews is that if you are sitting just right then that bad boy fart will reverberate on the pew and make the fart sound louder.
562220
There is no proper or appropriate places, if you really need to fart and burp, just make sure no one is around you. Some says it is natural, but good etiquette is something to consider.  If you can't avoid it and did it infront of someone, a simple apology doesn't hurt but trying to ignore it and getting away from it is rude.
711912
that someone let one rip! they farted!
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
377746
vibration of the spincter muscle there, which allows, well, stuff to pass out at will and not uncontrollably! a fart is a pretty powerful thing!
889497
LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]\n\nJust fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts.  Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
491766
What's worse?! How's about the body odor that follows the bad breath as the person continues to chat you up and doesn't take a hint.