if i told you tommorow i would go to yankee stadium butt naked what would ya say?
542395
I'd say "I saw you on TV and some players tackled you, then you got arrested for streaking or indecent exposure or BOTH".
445494
i would dance naked at a venue of your choice
656358
Joe Cocker, You can leave your hat on\n\nShakira, underneath your clothes (Well, i dunno if that's nudity, but hey, it's close)\n\nGilbert O'Sullivan, Alone Again Naturally (although i think he meant something else with 'naturally')\n\nJohn Cougar Mellencamp, dance naked
586899
how about wrestling in chocolate pudding naked?  that's hot...
475331
Be waiting totally naked some champagne on ice rose pedals leading to and on your bed, strawberries and if you like some sex toys or fun food products whatever you are into
541778
get naked in a gay or lesbian chat.\n\nP.S. are you a girl. . .  Are you hot?
671621
Use phases like this...I'm FULLY naked and wanan to see u nude also ..!!!
966340
Get naked, bring your evil blue feather and a rose.
990119
You should be wearing crotchless panties...\n\nLET THAT MUFFIN BREATHE!\n\n=)
261036
I would pull down my pants and tell my boss to kiss my bare butt, then tell everyone I work with exactly how I felt about them. It would go like this ..."screw you, screw you, screw you...you're cool, screw you, screw you... I'm OUT!"
221156
No. Go naked. First impressions are important, right?
327192
grab you by the arms and forcibly eject you from my home naked.\n\nyou SL*T.
846061
call the police and report you for indecent exposure lol
67839
you don't wanna see me naked.  \nI don't even wanna see me naked.\nIf I could be wrapped up in a sheet, I'd probably do it for free
970685
yes or better yet the thrift store or flea market....or since we all have no morals, just go naked.
646553
Easy solution. Just tell them this from behind the closed door :\n\nI am butt naked , I have a huge erection and I am opening the door in 5 seconds. 1,2,3.......\n\nThey will be but a speck on the horizan when you open the door.
429900
ohhh... sounds like fun!!!! I wanna go! nude is good... yeah, count me in! do I really need an interview??? I mean after all that pudding, you should just say welcome aboard