what are your favourite jokes? i am not easily offended so have a bash at making the uk laugh..?
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"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"\n\n"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."\n\n"What sort of trouble?"\n\n"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."\n\n"Went away?"\n\n"They disappeared."\n\n"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"\n\n"Nothing."\n\n"Nothing?"\n\n"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."\n\n"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"\n\n"How do I tell?"\n\n"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"\n\n"What's a sea-prompt?"\n\n"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"\n\n"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"\n\n"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"\n\n"What's a monitor?"\n\n"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.\n\n"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"\n\n"I don't know."\n\n"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"\n\n"Yes, I think so."\n\n"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."\n\n".......Yes, it is."\n\n"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"\n\n"No."\n\n"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."\n\n"Okay, here it is."\n\n"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."\n\n"I can't reach."\n\n"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"\n\n"No."\n\n"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"\n\n"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."\n\n"Dark?"\n\n"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."\n\n"Well, turn on the office light then."\n\n"I can't."\n\n"No? Why not?"\n\n"Because there's a power outage."\n\n"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"\n\n"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."\n\n"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."\n\n"Really? Is it that bad?"\n\n"Yes, I'm afraid it is."\n\n"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"\n\n"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Haa....haa....haa.....haa...!!! Good sense of humour!!
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awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
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good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
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Nope sorry\n\n\n((edit))\nThat is so funny my sides have split I'm laughing so much!!!!!!!\nOnly the British eh?
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LOL Thanks. Good joke!   ;)\n\n(you did a good job weeding out the humorless too!)
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I like the jokes... but I can only take about 15 minutes of people yelling at me.. calling me retarded or talk spanglish.. \n\nits funny.. in moderation\n\nChris Rock would be the funniest of those you mentioned
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Bloody marvelous I love your sense of humour!!!
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laughing my a s s off :)
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Good one!\n\nHope that all the Bobs out here aren't offended.
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HA HA HA you are funny... I like your humor...
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F U C K you.  Is that funny?
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THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE...\nI JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING. (I AM 3) MAN OH MAN, MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.\n\nIT WAS A KIWI!!! HA HA HA LOLOL...\n\nYOU'RE KILLING ME!!! \n\nMAN, I JUST POOPED MYSELF! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!\n\nOH...HEHEHE.....HAHAHA...LOLOLO....\n\nWHEW...MAN THAT WAS FUNNY....\n\n\n......\n\n\n...........\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Some funny sex jokes.  They're awesome!!!
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I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!