Dusty and Rusty were sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G...1st comes luv, then comes marriage then comes..........
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Dusty pushing the baby carriage.  Because they adopted.
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58 years old and been married 37 years to the same woman.  We were infatuated with each other and decided to get married three days after we met.  Love hasn't changed, still infatuated!
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Found my husband in a yahoo chat room, ended up being from the same town, we had went to school together even though we didnt meet there.  We talked for a week on the phone before meeting face to face, met the day after thanksgiving 2005 married new years eve 2005, still going strong :)
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Been married 7 1/2 years and have had 2 kids. Still got it goin' on! Takes more of an effort than before the kids though!
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Sure, an old friend whom I've actually known since elementary school did just that. They've been together for the better part of 30 years! I think they waited until they were out of college though before actually tying the knot though. Anyway, now they're happily married with (at last count) three kids. I think a lot of what ties them together is that they are both very devout practitioners of their religion (Roman Catholic).
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I used to have sex ... then I got married
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maybe he got married......
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Spouse\nChildren\nParents\nSiblings
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Any marriage in which one of the people is already married is null and void on its face. It is as if the second marriage did not happen at all.
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No..  I just wonder how long their marriage would last..  Now days, they last less than 10 years..  Very few are still married more than 10 years...  HMMM  What's wrong with this picture..  Do they understand what their VOWS means????  When they say the VOWS, I guess they took some of the words out or change the wording...  It would not be "Until death do us part"..  It would be "Until we find someone else do us part"...
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The stage while you are dating.  Once married it becomes a dictatorship.
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It was before the marriage then it stays before the marriage.
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Had out-of-wedlock sex.
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yep... Being married means you get inlaws. Luckily for me, mine are great!
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a white horse fell in some mud... But seroiusly...Theres this old immigrant couple who came here 25 years ago They got married just after arriving. As things go when you've been married for 25 years they began to take eachother for-granted. The wife not wishing to end 25 years of marriage decides they should see a marriage councilor. The Husband loving his Wife agrees to go. At the first meeting the councilor says that since it was the wife's idea to seek help that she should start by listing three things that bother her. \n\nThe Wife starts off " de first-a ting is-a he work-a all-a da time. He work-a day time, night time. He got-a no time for-a me an-a da kids cause-a he work-a all-a da time. Da second ting is-a if he's-a no work-a he's-a pickin he's-a nose. Can no take-a him anyplace, at da dinner table he's-a two knuckle deep! He make-a me sick He pick-a he's-a nose all-a da time! An da tird ting is-a" She gets real quiet" when-a we-a have-a sex... He got-a be on-a top. 25 years he's-a always on-a top. No variety it-a gets-a so boring! He make-a me crazy cause he got-a be on-a top!!" \n\nThe marriage coincilor turns to the Husband and says "These are all very valid points how would you like to address them?"\n\nThe Husband begins" When-a I come-a to dis-a country dey tell-a me tree tings. Firs-a ting dey tell-a me is 'If-a you wanna good-a life you work-a hard.' I godda big-a house an nice-a car an-a good-a family. I godda good-a life an I work-a berry hard-a for-a my good-a life. De second ting dey tell-a me is 'Stay out-a trouble. Keep-a your nose-a clean. Stay out-a trouble.' An de tird ting dey tell-a me is-a 'Don-a screw up!!'"
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That's how I met the woman who later became my wonderful wife. And then we were blessed with a beautiful child.
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it means it's an underwear tree and the knickers are just beginning to ripen