does any one know any good yo momma is so poor old and dumb jokes but they all gotta be seperate though?
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..so dumb she thinks the microwave needs preheating.
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tell your wife a good yo mama joke, itll make you feel better momentarilty\n\n\nYo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.\n\nYo mama so lazy, she stopped after she invaded Belgium.
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Please visit the following sites :\nhttp://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html \nhttp://members.tripod.com/donaldchase/jokes/yomamma.html\nhttp://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/\nhttp://www.amazinghumor.com/jokes/yomamajokes/\nhttp://www.mommajoke.com/\nhttp://www.aardvarkarchie.com/jokes/yomamma/index.html\n...You'll find all you want !
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There are NO good "Yo Momma" jokes!
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Yeah that is pretty lame! Try some Joke websites. Personally I like Yo momma jokes. No, not b/c I'm ghetto, but b/c they're funny! Anyway, any jokes I could tell you would probably offend SOMEONE out there! (Even the sex jokes.) But if I think of a good clean one, I'll edit it in later.
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No one can top your yo momma jokes. Good one. Thanks and keep posting more.
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your momma so stupid when she was screaming in an envelope i asked wat r u doing she said i was trying to send a voice mail\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was walking she saw a bus of white people and started yelling Catch that twinkie, and when she got to the bus she said wheres the cream filling\n\nyour momma so fat that when she met godzilla, godzilla said hello big pappa and mama
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your mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly competition the juges told her, sorry, no professionals\n\nyour mama is so stupid that when something threw a cup at her she said she got mugged.\n\nyour mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter!\n\nyour mamas so ugly that when her mama gave birth, she tried to send a return slip.\n\nyour mamas so fat that when she finally turns all the way around, she gets a welcome back party\n\nyour mamas so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. \n\nyour mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car. (old but still great!)\n\ni could go on and on but my hands ache. check some more out at aha.com
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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.\nYo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.\nYo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.\nYo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.\nYo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!\nYo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.\nYo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.\nYo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.\nYo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"\nYo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."\nYo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.\nYo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.\nYo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.\nYo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.\nYo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.\nYo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.\nYo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.\nYo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.\nYo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.\nYo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.\nYo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.\nYo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.\nYo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.\nYo mama's so fat, her belt size is the equator.\nYo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.\nYo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.\nYo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.\nYo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.\nYo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.\nYo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.\nYo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."\nYo mama's so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.\nYo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."\nYo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.\nYo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.\nYo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.\nYo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.\nYo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.\nYo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.\nYo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.\nYo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.\nYo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.\nYo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.\nYo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.\nYo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.\nYo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!\nYo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!\nYo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!\nYo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.\nYo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.\nYo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.\nYo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.\nYo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.\nYo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a ha
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YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR, SHE CAN'T PAY ATTENTION.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE FARTS SPAM.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE PEE'S CANOLA OIL.
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yo momma is so ugly,fat too.when she was a baby they tied a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.she ate the pork chop.....then the dog.
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yo mamas so stupid, she tried to put the MnMs in alphabetical order.\nyo mamas so fat, when she tried to go on a cruise, the whole ship sank.\nyo mamas so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone  company\nyo mamas so stupid, the only thing seperating her and the UPS man was the door\nyo mamas so stupid, on a job application, under "Sex" she put "Yes, please"\nyo mamas so stupid, her shirt had to say "TGIF" or This Goes In Front, \nor with shoes "Toes Go In Front\nyo mamas so stupid, she tried to go in to an NC-17 movie, and they wouldnt let her, so she went home and brought back 16 friends\nyo mamas so stupid, she wanted to see how much a Big Mac weighed, so she ate it and stepped on the scale
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your mama so old, her birthday expired.\n\nyou are so dumb, you jumped out of the window and went up.\n\nyour mama so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.\n\nyour glasses so thick, you look at a map and see people waving.\n\nyour mama so fat, she got on a scale and it said to be continued\n\nthere are so many, i can not remember them all \n\n      have some fun w/ these.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she was wearing a yellow, rain coat someone yelled taxi.\n\nYo momma is so fat, she stands in two different time zones.\n\nYo momma is so fat that she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up\n\nYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.\n\nYo mama so fat were in her right now\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors\n\nYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world\n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy\n\nYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!\n\nYo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th\n\nYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.\n\nYo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code!\n\nYo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!\n\nYo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!\n\nYo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.\n\nYo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!\n\nYo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!\n\nYo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!\n\nYo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.\n\nYo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!\n\nYo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!\n\nYo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!\n\nYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!\n\nYo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!\n\nYo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!\n\nYo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!\n\nYo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!\n\nYo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!\n\nYo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!\n\nYo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!\n\nYo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!\n\nYo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!\n\nYo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! \n\nYo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!\n\nYo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it
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yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out\nyo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car\nyo mama so short her feet swing when she sits on the curb\nyo mama hair so short when she gets braids it looks like stitches\n\ni could go on, but i'll stop now:-)
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I love yo mamma jokes!  Hey did you see that yo mamma commerical? Or That Yo Mamma TV show?  It's so funny. \n\nHere's my choice joke;\n\nYo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white\ngloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.