Would you rather be kicked in the head or go to an Ashlee Simpson concert?
539913
Kicked repeatedly in the head with a steel-toed boot worn by a smelly guy with bad breath and no teeth.
1043331
They are both ditzy airheads who have almost no talent. Ashlee Simpson cannot sing and is really ugly, so she is almost as usless as Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan is trying to sing but really hasn't got a prayer. And yet, Lindsay Lohan does have a tiny little sliver of acting talent, so if I had to pick which one was most annoying, I would pick Ashlee.
847684
Personally (and this is a biased opinion) I'd rather take a date to see Saw III - but only because it'd be so bloody and horrifying that she'd be jumping into my lap every time someone bleeds (if she's the easily scared type) or because she enjoys horror movies (the slightly deranged type - also a personal favorite).
595497
Live.\nIf it was playback, we wouldn't have heard so many offkey songs.
1111596
Neither. Having the lead singer of your favorite band die is worse. Just imagine...we'll never be able to experience seeing a reunion show with The Beatles. Or Queen. Or The Grateful Dead. My favorite band...ELO (Electric Light Orchestra). <*)))><
807517
a ticket to a good concert or play, make that a pair (i assume you would want to go with her:)
531094
Definitely Jessica. Ashlee is just mooching off of her sister's fame. Jessica is infinitly more talented and attractive. Ashlee is just trying too hard to be "edgy" and quite honestly, it's embarassing.
1094419
I wouldn't want to spend my last day on earth with a celebrity! That would be a waste! I would rather spend my last day with my family and my fiance.
66799
Ashlee Simpson is awful and overrated.  She should stop singing immediately and nobody shoud show her image on TV or magazines ever again.
485550
Either one would be better than going to the theater with Abe.
357036
i would join a gang or escape
1085702
Anything from Ashlee Simpson.\nAbsolutely hate and despise her!
672518
Assuming I'm single, and unattached, I would admire her for her assertiveness, and say, ABSOLUTELY!  Let's GO!!\n\nWe could go watch pigs fly over the street, look down into hell and see the devil stick his tongue to the post, and perhaps we can also see Rev Jesse Jackson have a beer with David Duke, and afterwards pick up our winning lotter tickets at the nearby 7-11.\n\nOther than that, it would be GREAT if this happened!
834734
Probably whichever one of them is standing in ice!\nSorry neither do it for me.\nI'd go for Dream Theatre or Howard Moss - even Iron Maiden still play a good live gig.
1026864
would you rather be beaten? or shot?
1166328
Second choice.\n\nAnd please, put the music very loud so I can't hear any of these fanatics screaming!!
687104
Sure I'd go live there, would be a kick in the head....