What's your pet name for your penis?
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You know what it does not matter what you call it. It is the owner that is most improtant. But if you must have names, it all depends on my mood\n-Loverboy\n-Lord And Master\n-My Limo Driver\n-Party In The Pants\n-Penis\n-C*ck\n-Dick\n-Magic Stick\n-Mine, All Mine\n\nBut most importantly, it is not the name for the penis that matters, it is how good it is. If you call your dick the terminator or something and it can't do it's job it is not a terminator. All you men name your dick's something it is not.\nThese are all true nicknames for my boyfriend's dick. He is the greatest. He is the King!!!
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For a male : "boar".\nFor a female : "sow".
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johnson  \n"penis," 1863, perhaps related to British slang John Thomas, which has the same meaning (1887).
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not the best but my fav."i have your name tatooed on my dick. showing his happy place to the room we see Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E-'
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Penis is the male organ of copulation and urination in mammals.
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larynx, penis and ego.
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because your penis has a mind of it's own.
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I love the name Lance as in Sir Lancelot.\nI can give you a few too.\nLincoln\nLane\nLandon\nLynx\nLevi\nLake\nLogan\nLondon
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Grant\nFord\nBush \nBush\n\nIt's debatable but as someone already said Johnson as a term for the penis and Hoover is sometimes used as a generic term for vacuum cleaner as a a word to describe women with certain "talents"
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r we talkin about tongue or penis?
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As a kid most Scottish boys call their penis their bobie (pronounced bow-bay) I sometimes still call it that!
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Calling you obscene names
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What are the cutest pet names for a wife or girlfriend
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penises.\n\nI know I LOVE mine.
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)\n\nBrian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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ITS CALLED A PENIS YOU DUMBASS\nIT HAS PUBIC HAIR AS WELL\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n8===============D~~~Shorty
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Testicle.\n\nI'm embarrassed to admit that this is one of my favorite jokes.