Classic Pickup Lines?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together...Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?...Let’s go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch. (Groucho Marx)...Let's get outta these clothes and into a dry martini...It’s midnight. Look at the clock, one hand has met the other hand, they kiss, isn’t that wonderful.
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Naw dude, all these stupid pick up lines are so lame. Also saying "hi how are you?" thats pretty lame too. Look, you want to know how to seriously flatter a girl, and get her attentions? simply say "excuse me, I just have to tell you how beautiful you are" \nJust watch as her eyes light up! If that doesnt start a nice conversation I dont know what will. Dont use this with every girl in the room though, cause then that wold suck.
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This is the worst pick up line a guy could ever use: "Hey how you doing? The word today is legs so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word!"
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I would start off with "hi i don't know if you know me but i think...." tell her stuff about her like "you'r really beautiful..." or "you'v got amazin' eye's."\nbut do not i repeat DO NOT USE ANY PICK UP LINES!!!!!!!!\nuseing a pick up line will be really corny and since she's you'r ex's friend she might have heard bad thing's about you so you have to show her your true side!! and after you compament her you can do three thing's \n1) tell her you'r name\n2) walk away, leave her wanting more!! if she come's looking for you, she like's\n3) walk away, but continue to run into her and tell her sweet thing's see what goes on from there!!!
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Number 5\n\n"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."\nBelieve it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution. \n\nNumber 4\n\n"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."\nIf you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one. \n\nNumber 3 \n\n"What's your name?"\nInstead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities. \n\nNumber 2 \n\n"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."\nExtremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while. \n\nNumber 1 \n\n"So what haven't you been told tonight?"\nVery original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident
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Simple, aint it?\n\nFind sumone who's into the same kind of depravity that you're into---and have a go.\n\nPick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me.
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I think they are funny. Its better to have a laugh when a guy chats you up rather than the very uncomfortable "hi, whats your name" and then an arkward silence.  What happened to chat up lines? come on guys.....have you run out? Here's some i know: \n \nWhen they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.\n\n\n \nHow was heaven when you left.\n\n\n \nIs your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!\n\n\n \nDo you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.\n\n\n \nThe only thing I want between our relationship is latex!\n\n\n \nHi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.\n\n\n \n"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"\n\n\n \n"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."\n\n\n \nWas your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!\n\n\n \nYou look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?\n\n\n \nIs it hot in here or is it you?\n\n\n \nScrew me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?\n\n\n \nDo you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.\n\n\n \nHi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.\n\n\n \nAs she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!\n\n\n \nDidn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?\n\n\n \nWhat's your favourite colour?\n\n\n \nI miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?\n\n\n \nExcuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.\n\n\n \nIf I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?\n\n\n \nI'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.\n\n\n \nDo you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.\n\n\n \nIf you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?\n\n\n \nDo you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?\n\n\n \nI know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?\n\n\n \nAre you free tonight, or will it cost me?\n\n\n \nI like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?\n\n\n \nI'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.\n\n\n \nIf you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!\n\n\n \nI've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot\n\n\n \nYou might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.\n\n\n \nI may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.\n\n\n \nDo you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?\n\n\n \n"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."\n\n\n \nIf you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.\n\n\n \nI was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?\n\n\n \nI'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
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I want a girl to be subtle enough to make me think, but blatant enough that I know for sure I am not hearing her wrong.. I.E. don't use the old "is that a sausage in your pocket" line, but if I am carrying a box and she says "nice package" that would be cool.. Just sexual enough without going overboard.
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you don't need pickup lines.  They are cheesy.  Just be yourself and go have a real conversation with her.  At first, say "Hi, my name is _______"  Be genuine.  It is not necessary to impress her, or seek her approval.  Turns some women off.  Be yourself.
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"She's a sweet girl but she's F'd up" - Bill Murray in Rushmore.\n\n***and btw, how hysterical is his new AmEx commercial!***
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I want to have your babies. A sure fire pick up line!
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What the fetchin heck?\nOh my F'in G\nKiss my tiara.\nGonna jam up your opera.\nPianist Envy.\nQueen Be-atch.\nEqual Opportunity Annoyer\n\nGood lines:\n"I am nobody\nNobody is perfect\nTherefore, I must be perfect!"\n\n“When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.”\n\nMy favorite bumper sticker:\n“Push, pass or get off my ass.”\nToo crude for my wife, so I made one that says:\n“Pass, Push or get off my Tush.”
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Hummm...sounds kinda creepy to me...never heard of it as a pick up line, but I guess it could be...ouch..
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I just posted this here if you don't find it can't help you this is 100 Pick up Lines!\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiA.meZJk5zsyj.Nv4fTk.Psy6IX?qid=20060622053508AALPJdx
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Either ones fine.  Heres a few lines from Friends\n\nRachel: Well do guys like it when a girl ask them out?\n\nJoey: Oh yeah, its such a turn on.\n\nRachel:  But doesn't it seem desperate?\n\nJoey: Thats the turn on.  \n\nDon't worry about it though.  Either or is fine.
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Not all women think it is a pick up line.  And actually if someone other then my hubby were to give me a compliment as you have done, I would say thank you with a smile!\n\nPick up lines are a dime a dozen.  And I believe that a mature woman would realize that it is nothing more then a comment and should make them feel really great about how they look and that someone with an eye such as yours is exactly what they need to boost their egos!
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I think humor can be used.  It is cool if a girl jokes around with you.  Another good way to flirt is to complament the guy on how he acts or looks.  Like you could say your so funny or nice or kind and so on.  With looks you could say your eyes look really good when you wear green.  Or your shoulders look so broad in that suit.  And so on.  A turn off would be if you came on like you were too easy.  Like saying I want to sleep with you now.  For some that might be a turn on but I think it is a turn off makes you look cheap.  You should ask the guy out by saying I would really like spending some time with you out of school or work or however you know him.  Ask him to dinner or a movie or just to get coffee.  Trust me the man will love it that you asked him out.  I hope I helped you.  Good luck!