What do you do when you take a dump and then realize U ran out of Toilet Paper?  I jump in the shower. You?
534973
I'd grab the nearest wash cloth and when i am finish i'd dispose of it.
944000
take a look at the skid marks!! DO YOU WIPE?????\n\nI feel sick now............ thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33970
run and hang my head over the toilet
1001136
Yes, going to the bathroom is a totally normal human activity.  If there were no toilet paper in the bathroom, they should have been embarrassed for not having it in there, not you for needing it.
1127576
You should poo in your pants whenever it itches.  The poo will help!
72529
Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?  Because he was looking for Pooh.\n\n(Sorry if that joke is disgusting, it's the only one I know)
1014453
No, I'd look for Kleenex instead. There's no way I'm pullin' up my pants without wiping myself first, brother!
1087641
rather odd coming from a guy, but what to hell, while you are taking a shower just relax and let it happen, then practice practice. There I said it
900377
That is vile. Showers are not toilets, were you dragged up?
472802
I know they DON'T have toilet paper! and I'm not being funny.  Take some with you!  Make sure if you do go - all your paperwork is in order....and keep making sure while your there!
202230
stupid question first.  Second I would recommened you stop picking your butt..what are you hoping to find up there?  And maybe washing your hands afterwards if you just have to go searching there.
710839
You and me walk on toilet paper, because we da sh*t. \n\nI heard that somewhere I don't know if it is the answer you are looking for.
795457
Why do they have to sell toilet paper in 24 packs, people see you walking around the store with 24 rolls of toilet paper and they are probably thinking, geeze does that guy ever leave the bathroom? - Jim Gaffigan
334536
Go poop. Poop, forrest, Poop!\n(I just have to say that was the only question actually worth answering today!)
628755
It just means you had a solid dump and it's nothing to worry about now if you had a loose dump you might use half the roll of toilet paper. look at it this way YOU SAVED ON TOILET PAPER.  {_i_}
988452
ok, how do you confuse sandpaper for toilet paper? can you explain that to me? LOL\ni will rub your butt for you....\nLMAO!
1143243
run to the bathroom ASAP