Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
537797
well maybe if he didn't put so many peppers in the burrito..but then again since he created the pepper i suppose he could. he should put it in the frig. to cool it off.
848828
no, but it would burn like hell -try it
1057414
Umm, it's the desert man, how do you think it feels?  It's hot, not humid, with an excess of sun all day long.  All because of the lack of moisture in the air to absorb the direct sunlight.  Letting it come through at full force to cause skin cancer, and bake the highways.  Did you know that at noon you can cook a hamburger on the asphalt?
42022
On the 0th day Mr.T created God, and then God created the universe while Mr.T pitied him.... also Mr.T once entered a hotdog eating contest and ate a record 93 hotdogs, a 72oz. steak, 2 pedestrians, a streetlamp, and the guy who called him "that guy from the A-team".... hope your laughing!
1165737
Well. I think your right. god would not do what you described.\nGod, can do many things tho'.\n\nBe sure which god, God you have these feelings from.\n\n.
363818
He can't, not in Heaven.
794014
I've heard this exact same story. A bandaid in a burrito. That person should not have been making your food. This is how hepatitis is transmitted. I'd be more concerned with that than how much money you can get. But you do have a legitimate case. Call an attorney.\n.
1785
um, y would he want to?\ncan Allah make a taco so hot he himself couldnt eat it?\nthese kind of questions r rlly rlly dumb, reflecting on the person that asked them
498765
I agree with all those above.   How about adding "Can god create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?"  or "can he create a burrito so hot he can't eat it?".  I'm an atheist and totally sick of those.  \n\nI'm also pretty sick of a lot of the Muslim bashing questions here.  They seemed to have finally slackened somewhat... so maybe that one is passing.
918487
so you want a burrito?
860967
I know of at least two things that your god can't do:\n\n1) He can't defeat an army that uses iron chariots. (It's in the Book of Judges, you can look it up.)\n\n2) He can't make me believe in him.\n\nI wonder what else he can't do.
879431
Wow that is amazing.  I never knew this.  I am going to look that up when I get home and read about it.\n\nAs far as my answer to your question - I do not believe god can do it because I don't believe the bible...\n\nstill you have an interesting point
628898
god has a very sick sense of humor, don't cha think?
219488
its depends on the bible he owns because bible is the most book has different from one to anther ... maybe some bibles not allowing eating potato .... you know i don't believe in bible anyway
1047563
Well, it is possible, but He wouldn't. God is not one to bombard into your life if you don't want Him in it. God allows His Children the freedom of choice, that is, free will. This was decided at the beginning of time, Adam and Eve ate the apple because God gave them the choice. Understand, though, that every choice has consequences, whether that be positive or negative. Often, those consequences are built into the action itself. For example, the Adam and Eve story. They were warned by God to avoid the fruit, yet they ate it anyways. As a result, sin entered the world. Being that this was the tree of life and knowledge, we could anticipate that this would be the result of the decision. The same is true for anything else in life. God bless!\n\nThis does not prove against His omnibenevolence, as He is perfectly capable of forcing you to believe in Him. He just chooses not to force it upon you, because He loves you to the point of giving you free will. He will never force anyone to do anything. In His goodness and mercy, that is the way He is.
936528
nowhere does it say heaven is hotter.The bible says the light not the heat.A light can be so bright it blinds you and not burn you.God will provde the light.
393993
God never said that. There's no such thing as God. Someone wrote that while most likely high on weed and thought it would be a good laugh.. 'ha ha, that'll scare the crap out of them, fools' ... Unfortunately, he didn't realise at the time people would take the fairy story book so literally so the jokes actually on him.