Hawaii:island as Afica:?     ?:duke as queen:king     mare:horse as ?:fox    (analogies: fill in the ?'s)?
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Are you serious?  Seems pretty easy to me.\nAfrica:continent\nduchess:duke\nvixen:fox
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A sea animal is president of a country? rs\n\nHoly cow!
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"Greek"\n\nI decided to Greek (sodomize) my friend in the Greek (Theatre in Los Angeles) and head for a Greek island......  (presumably fleeing the U.S. to avoid prosecution)
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Cleopatra\n\nC\nLeo\nPat\nRa
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Crazy Horse\nSitting Bull\nGeranimo\nRed Cloud
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welcome to...........\n\n WHEEL OF ...FUTURE!!!!\n\n<<cue theme music as Pat SaintJack and Vanna Smite enter>>\n\nPat: Welcome ...welcome contestants to Wheel of Future. <<audience claps>>\n\nPat: I believe first we have Rosie from Boston.  \n\nRosie: That's Holly Rose Oree. But sure....call me Rosie for short. \n\nPat: And next we have Bubbah from Tennessee. But I understand you moved from India?? Is that right? \n\nBubbah: That's correct Pat. Once I got my U.S. citizenship the Tennessee office of foreign affairs had a little bit of difficulty spelling my name. So I guess they went with what they were the most familiar with. \n\nPat: Understandable. And finally our third contestent is B. L. Zeebub. How are you B.L?\n\nB.L.: I'm having a devil of a time getting used to this cool weather, but other than that.....just peachy.\n\nPat: Wonderful! Well, now that we've met our contestants... let's play "Wheel.....of.....Future!"  Vanna Smite will now show us our first puzzle.\n\n<<ding ding ding ding >>\n\nPat: Ok Rosie.....you have the first spin.\n\n<<Rosie spins. "Clack clack clack clack clack clack...clack...clack...........   clack....stop>>\n\nAudience: Awwwwwwwwwww\n\nPat: Ohhhh Rosie, I"m so very sorry. You just landed on Limbo. This means you need to wait another lifetime until your next turn. Ok Bubbah.... your spin.\n\n<<Bubbah spins. Clack clack clack clack clack clack...clack...clack...........   clack....stop>>\n\nAudience: Ahhhhhh......oooooohhhh......<<claps>>\n\nPat: Oh wow, Bubbah. It looks like you just gained enlightenment! Now.... let's see if you can illuminate a few of the letters of this puzzle. \n\nBubbah: I'll take an "L" Pat. \n\n<<ding>>\n\nPat: There is an "L." <<Vanna Smite turns over the letter "L" as the first letter in the first word>>\n\nBubbah: I'll spin again, Pat. <<Clack clack clack clack clack clack...clack...clack...........   clack....stop>>\n\nPat: Wonderful. If you guess the next letter correctly you get a free vacation down the middle road. \n\nBubbah: Is there a "D?"\n\n<<ding>>\n\nPat: There is a "D" Bubbah. <<Vanna turns over the "D" as the last letter in the last word." \n\nBubbah: Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.\n\nB.L.: WAIT!!! Doesn't that mean it is my turn then?? Only I control the bowels of hell! \n\nPat: Uhm... B.L., I do believe he wanted a vowel, not a bowel. Bubbah, you may by your vowel. What do you wish to trade in for it? Your enlightenment? The chosen path?\n\nB.L.: I'll make a deal with you Bubbah. You sell me your soul and I'll pay for that vowel. It's a win win situation. You get your vowel....I get you.... what's there to think about? \n\nBubbah: I can't accept your offer B.L. My enlightenment will always show me the correct path, and I realize it is not selling my soul to you. Pat..... I'll buy that vowel in exchange for the chosen path. I'll take an "O."\n\n<<ding.... Vanna turns the "O" over as the second letter of the third word.>>\n\nBubbah: I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. "Life is God." \n\n<<CUE MUSIC.....letters all become illuminated. Vanna Smite turns them over>>\n\nPat: You Win! And let's hear exactly what you've won...\n\nVOICE FROM ABOVE: Bubbah.... you are the winner. In sacrificing the "chosen path" you took the correct path which leads you a Future life of enlightenment. Life is God and God is Life. Live by this and you'll never have to spin to find your fate again. *ahem* As for YOU, B.L? I think you could use a little more practice. As the loser of the day, you are doomed to spin the wheel of future in limbo until you finally understand what Bubbha has learned long ago. Might not hurt to sit with
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i'm gonna build a casino on the moon, once we have a colony their. I'll call it Lunatics Paradice.\nget it, luna >> moon, dice >> gambling\nhahahahaha
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How about Pegasus the Winged Horse? Medusa was a witch. And what about the Golden Fleece, though that wasn't a weapon.
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Like a Rock in my pants, Bye Bye American Pie, in  my pants, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, in my pants  Mary had a little lamb, in my pants,  Thank you for this question it was so much fun.  I am going to tell my sister. Great Game.
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Ok abaddon...you sound baddly cute.Your coconut seems hard to CRACk.Pipe down a bit to here would ya?LetS operate in the same state.Is the Last Kingdom Political then?Or what is mathematics doing to solve the issue?I didnt do calculus in school but you are talking differential calculus and quantum stuff(joke).So pipe low...be forthright a little
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Equestrian\nLacrosse\nOrienteering\nQuadrathlon\nUltramarathon\nX-Games (also Xare)\nYacht racing\nZorbing
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pan-tha-la-sha\n\npan = frying PAN\ntha = margaret THAtcher\nla  = la-la-la\nsha = SUrrogate
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Quahog (in Family Guy, remember?)\n\nQuince (a plant)
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After thinking it over, my answer is...DWAIN!  Ha-ha!  That is cute.  Thanks for the clue!
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King/Queen > Lord/Vassal > Knight > Serfs
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the Prince Consort\n\nor King if he is the ruler
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how bout Prince? \nhehehe