What do you do when you find out that your dogg is a cat?
543899
aww men same thing happened to me and I had no other choice but to say what the f**k
1095350
Withhold any form of affection. That usually works. Or if you're really smart about it, you'll accidently let loose the dogs somewhere in a desolute forest or park of some sort.
193369
call your local pet assistance league and tell them the cats are de-clawed and you FEAR FOR THEIR SAFETY. they will come get the cats and find new homes for them after getting checked out be a vet. if the neighbors want their beloved animals back they will have to pay P.A.L. for everything. your neighbors don't sound like good pet people.
184323
I stay calm..stop!!!breath slowly..access the situation..react  appropriately..ie..don't scream O MY GOD!!!Because you see the dog eating the cat food.. If  you lose it , all around you will lose it .. stay in control and all around you will do the same.. Don't Panic..That's how people get killed..
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Too Many:\n\nIs your cat an alien?\n\n Friday, December 11, 1998\nCan you be sure that your cat is not really an alien in disguise? The aliens have been here for years and it's possible that the pet you have loved could be, in fact, an alien. \n\n  \n To find out if you may be harboring an alien, answer a few of the following questions and check the bottom of this article for the reasons behind the questions. The answers may startle you.\nDoes your cat....\n\n\nlike to climb trees? \nshow a strange curiosity for household appliances? \nlike to build complex models of advanced machinery? \ndisplay violent tempers and mood changes? \nsleep in odd places like the kitchen sink? \nspeak in foreign languages? \nuse the toilet instead of the litter box? \nlike to solve complex mathematical equations, especially calculus and trigonometry? \nlike to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? \nmake obscene gestures at police officers and other figures of authority? \nsometimes disappear into thin air after it causes trouble? \nIf you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, you may have an alien cat. I urge you to apply the lemon test immediately.\nHere are explanations for the previous questions:\n\n\nClimbing trees\nIt is believed that the alien home planet is very forested and the trees help relieve the alien cats of their homesickness. \nHousehold appliances\nThe aliens are trying to learn about our home defenses. They are checking out all the machinery in the house to see if it can be made into a weapon. \nComplex models\nObviously the aliens are very intelligent, and this shows that the cat is more intelligent than the average housecat, which can only build simple models. \nTempers and mood changes\nThe despicable aliens are prone to raging tempers and mood changes, unlike humans. One minute they are sleeping in your lap, the next they are hissing at you. \nSleeping in odd places\nThe kitchen sink and other hard, cold surfaces remind the aliens of their sleeping quarters aboard the mother ship. The dampness also invokes memories of their home planet. \nForeign languages\nAliens are masters of many tongues, and can speak any language that they hear for more than 60 minutes. \nLitter box\nAliens refuse to embarrass themselves and use primitive methods such as the traditional litter box. \nMathematical equations\nA favorite hobby of the aliens is solving complicated mathematical equations. Take note of these equations as they may provide clues as to the whereabouts of their homeworld. \nPeanut butter and jelly\nPeanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the most common delicacy on the aliens home planet. \nAuthority\nThe aliens may believe they are in jeopardy when confronting figures of authority. This also goes back to the temper issue. \nTrouble\nThe aliens are cowards and refuse to fess up when they are found to be responsible. The disappearing act is simply one of their natural abilities to blend into their surroundings.
1140659
Well, let's see here. Umm, this sounds alot like a "black cat crossing paths" thing. Best thing to do is just let it go, because it's more than likely not real.
1044705
take it to a vet he will know
829656
I don't have a cat either. Do you really have a dog? Or does Louis Farrakhan have a dog? If  you don't have a dog, adopt one from the animal shelter! There's lots of good dogs that need homes.
561860
A dog -Duke\ntwo cats Luna and Elvis
481977
Dogs are faithful. Cats are a no no. And if it is the opposite sex u want, make sure u dont fall only for their beauty. get to know his/her character and if it suits u.... u r in.
498040
ooohhhhhhhh cute doggie?
946871
have you considered maybe telling the truth for the sake of the cat?  if mgmt knew that there was a living creature there that needed help, they would have to let you in or go in themselves and retrieve your pet for you.  there's a time to try to "get away" with stuff, and there's a time for the truth.  this would be the time for the truth.
989498
Leave him. Unfortunately, if you stay, he will do it again. Let him know you mean it when you say you won't put up with it. Never settle for someone thats a dog!
343102
No worries.  Just remember that,as with all animals, there are many different kinds.  You get gentle cats and angry cats.  You get friendly dogs and vicious dogs.  Just keep the faith and everything would be alright. (BIG SMILE)
889555
I'm pretty sure that he is a dog too.  A bulldog to be exact.  In the early Disney era, he was a cat.  But for Goof Troop, they made him a dog.
1120181
I have two...\n\nCan i get fifty answers to this question?\n- this was funny cuz it got forty some answers. so close...\n\nand\n\nmy dog was raped by my neighbors cat... what should i do?
59913
if it meows, it's probably not a dog