Man loses his wisdom between the thighs of woman...are you agree on this statement?
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No...man loses his wisdom even thinking about it.  As soon as his little head starts to think - this can be many times in a day - all the energy is drained from his big head and is redirected into his little head. This is the point he  loses reason.  It's interesting to note, the recovery process is almost immediate after he leaves the specific area, drained. That's when he remembers he's married...or whatever
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Donald Trump said it best. If you need Viagra you're with the wrong woman!
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My husband says the same thing, and I tell him that if I ever walked in on him with another woman I'd beat the heck out of her, then cut his penis off and jam it down his throat!  He looked suprised to know that I was on the same level with him.  But it's just a macho thing I'm sure, you just gotta know how to respond to it.
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Listen to what he says instead of trying to read into 'non-verbal communication.'  I've found that women tend to think of themselves as very intuitive (women's intuition), but more often than not, they are wrong about what they perceive.  I think this is largely because the other person isn't saying what they want to hear so they look for other 'signals' that they interpret as being a way of communicating what they wanted to hear in the first place.
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Think about this wiseguy, will you understand if your girlfriend says she loves sex with older guys?\n\nif you do send her my way
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I have a very good saying when it comes to men. "They are only good for one thing and three quarters of the time they can't do that right either." Every woman has had problems with their man's member, to short, to long, to skinny, to fat. I have only slept with one man who did all the right things with his member and I married him!!!!!
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urethra confused about a woman's anatomy, or you have a horrible defect.
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Over sexed!\nOver stimulated!\nThink too much!
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LOL! that's hilarious i know that every organ in your body is some how connected but let's be real! sh** comes out of your a** not a woman's vagina! go back to anatomy class or woman's biology!
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Melissa, we may "think" we know it all. But you know, deep down inside, that it is the female gender that knows more. We men get on our high-horses and fall off more often than not. You women get on and ride the horse all the way to the end.There are exceptions of course. But not enough to make a difference. \n\nMy hat goes off to women.
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When he said it should not have much to do with whether or not she believes him. Deep down does she think that he loves her? Apparently she thought that he loved her before he said it, other wise she would not have had sex with him. \nI am still amazed at how much importance some women put on a man saying those three words. I have always put much more weight on actions than words. Kind of like Missouri "Show Me."
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Coming from a woman married to a man,,,That statement is TRUE,,,sometimes I cannot live with myself!!!..But it can also be said about a man so watch out..Just remember if you TRY to make you woman happy then there is not anything we wouldn't do for ya'll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice one fidgety .Reminds me of this one!\nWhen their marriage went through a rocky patch, a young couple went to see a marriage counsellor. The male counsellor listened while the wife outlined her grievances,the principal one being that her husband neglected her.\n"We've only been married two years," she said," but he never seems to take any interest in me. He never shows any affection. It seems as if he is bored with me already."\nThe husband simply shrugged his shoulders,so the counsellor decided to take drastic action.He went over to the wife and kissed her passionately. As the wife slumped back into her seat in shock,the counsellor turned to the husband and said:"Your wife needs that at least twice a week."\nThe husband replied:" well I can get here Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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ROFL\n\nheres a joke for you\nA man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.\n\nThe buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. \n\nHe carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".\n\nStill curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world!\n\nThe button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.\n\nWell, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.\n\nWhen she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"\n\nThe nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your p*nis is under your pillow!"
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Whaaat? I am offended! How come the ladies room is sooo guuud!\nLol.. just kidding... poor guy.. haha
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Have you been given the gift to read mind of a woman yet?\nSometimes women don't get that!  Men or anyone can not read your mind, that they have to be specfic and use their words on how they feel and what they want.
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This from the guy who hasn't cracked a joke in months!  That's pretty good.\n\nBut seriously, I'm inclined to disagree.  I think this guy's problem is that he's UNserious about his religion.  If he were truly serious, then not only would he NOT have given a thought to his dong, he would hardly have known where it is.  Er, was.