Got any clean medical jokes that I can take to work.?
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Below are things that were actually written on patients' charts at different hospitals and doctors' offices. \n"Eyes are kinda matted with sleepy bugs."\n"Patient separated with his wife and he's also allergic to penicillin."\n"Patient experiences difficulty swallowing tires easily."\n"Patient was married twice but denies any other serious illness."\n"After baby's head was removed, the remainder was easily delivered."\n"The patient is 72 years old. His mother is also elderly."\n"The patient is a 62 year old woman who was at a flea market when she developed severe itching."\n"Fetus is a male, no other gross abnormalities noted."\n"Patient states he is in good health, except for his illness."\n"Experienced mood swings because she suffered from PBS."
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Funny. Nasty or clean doesn't matter to me. Racist jokes offend me though.
607990
http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.html\n\nThis web site has many clean blonde jokes. I hope it helps!
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I am ill. I hope this helps!
995410
http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
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I am not sure. But here is a joke which was pretty funny to me:\n\n"One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. \nWhen his boss asked him what happened, he explained: \n\n"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang\nand I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!" \n\n"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what\nabout the other?" "They called back!"
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Hey Bruce! Nice joke, you made me laugh! LOL! If you get this on ThanksGiving Day, "HAPPY THANKSGIVING" and thanks for making us laugh! It's the best medicine that you could ever get. -SMILE-  and you also get a -WINK!-
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You could try Googling 'Funny Jokes' then choose a topic.\nThere are millions of jokes out in ether land.
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YEAH, GO TO THE JOKES CATAGORY!!!
654201
sick ... two days now. i really need to get back to work :(
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
872517
funny. thank you, i just heard the worst three jokes of my life but you saved me from sorrow. I appreciate it lol.
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OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
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Lots of fluids, preferably water and rest!\nHope ya feel better soon! :)
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Go to prankplace.com or gagworks.com...some pretty funny stuff on there. Or a pair of giant inflatable boxing gloves (one of those sites will have them)
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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ask the doctor for one