Here's a joke my grandfather told me.?
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What is it about Grandpas and nasty jokes? My grandpa used to always tell innapropriate jokes. Like sexual jokes in the wrong company.\n\nThat is a good one though.
1130733
Thankyou!I just read the joke.The Three Men from one of your other questions.I literally almost fell out of my chair it was hilarious.
1165567
Is it a joke? i laughed anyway. If someone told me my dog was dead id probably laugh at that too. I think i need a break.
910889
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
515916
I love this joke. I've heard it before, but I always laugh at it. Well, my rating is 2970913583563453921569345562598983407 (10/10 for short) I love blonde jokes, have anymore?
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By far, best blonde joke I think I've ever heard.  (Tt is long, and I have used it before on Y!Answers.)\n\nCertain words have been changed to protect the censors.\n\nOkay so it's Dec. 24th and a postman is starting his walking route.  He comes to the the first house and opens the mailbox and there is a envelope inside that says "mailman" on it.  He opens it, it's a $10 bill with a note that says have a nice Christmas.  He proceeds to the next house and there is a card that says "mailman" which he opens to reveal $20.  He thinks to himself, "Wow, this is going to be a good day!"  He comes to the third house and there is a note: Mailman, knock on the door for your Christmas present.  He knocks and the door swings open to reveal a beautiful naked blonde woman.  She grabs him, pulls him inside and well... anyway, the censors are watching, but you get the Idea.\n\nAs he is putting his clothes back on the blonde woman disappears for a minute into the kitchen and brings back a tray with a huge breakfast on it.  Biscuits, gray, bacon, eggs, the works.  He's like WOW, thanks and proceeds to eat it.  \n\nHe glances at his watch and says, thank you, but I have to get going.  As he is moving to the door the blonde hands him a dollar and says Merry Christmas.  He's looks at the dollar and then at her and says no thanks, 'maam, you've done enough!  She says, oh no, you have to take it, it's my husbands idea.  The mailman pauses, "You husbands Idea?"  "Yeah," she says, "Last night I asked him if I should do anything for the mailman for Christmas and he said, 'screw him, give him a dollar,' breakfast was MY IDEA!"
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
834706
Haha, my grandpa used to say that.  He also said: Once I thought I was wrong, but found I was mistaken.  Cute.\n\nI just HAD to add this comment to my answer: Don't you people realize the asker was joking? Good grief.
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I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.
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:o\nis this a tricky joke?lmao->
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You ruined your own joke by answering it already.  Why didn't you just tell the joke in "jokes"category?  That's an old joke from the '80's.  "You get your wife back.  You get your job back.  You get your truck back.  You get your dog back."  Then everybody groans.  Who doesn't know that joke?
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
880198
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaha....dats da gr8es joke ive heard in centuries...gud one...
900403
good times - just read it to my seniors in high school - they all laughed.  your joke has now tickled 26 giggling eejits.
857160
That's hilarious! Where did u get that?LOL! =D\n(That's the best one I've heard all day!)ThanQ!
431962
A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
809204
I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com   thanks!