give me a perfect excuse for not going to school coz my freak math teacher gets me to solve his probs..?
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``first read this\nEarly one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" \n\n"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." \n\n"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." \n\n"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" \n\n"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." \n\n"Give me two reasons why I should go to school." \n\n"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"\n\nnow that u r in a good mood:)\ni advise u to go to school\nyour maths teacher makes u do sums so tht u learn\nhe is not benefiting in any way\nonly u r\nplease try to understand this\nlol and if he smells\nstand far away from him\nbut attend school surely!!!!!!!!!!
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You should probably go see your tutor at school for help.  You never know what kind of answer someone is going to give you...or if they are just messing with you.
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i dont have a mean teacher
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I would leave an anonymous note for the teacher in the office in his/her mailbox. You can simply explain what you've seen. You don't even have to name names. Just be very specific...something like "there are two people who sit together all the time who are using calculators when they're not supposed to."  Your teacher should be more vigilant after that (it's a shame he's not more vigilant during tests as it is).
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Sounds to me like your new trig teacher is stupid and doesn't see your potential and she might be afraid that you might actually be smarter than her.  As for algebra alot of the teachers do require showing your work on test is shows that you understand the problem and are able to preform all steps to get it.  I know in your case you can do them in your head but the work always needs to be shown.  Keep at it and try going to a tutor or when you turn old enough take a higher math course at a community college and get your extra homework from them.  Good Luck and i hope all goes well.
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Take a break that isimportant.  But what you really need is self motivation, like make physics or math apply to your life.  Take the examples and see how you can use them to calculate your day.  Also reward yourself when you get done reading through something boring.  I love ice cream
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Talk to the principal of the school.  I'm sure they can arrange something.\n\nSue them if they don't see things your way.
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I would go to your dad and say "Dad I didn't do very well on my test.  I would like for you to review it and help me with the ones i got wrong.".\n\nThat way your dad will show you how to answer the wrong one for another time (teachers have a way of bringing  up old questions) and then ask your dad if you can get extra help on this class.\n\nA 71 is not too bad.. i mean it isn't like you got an F right?\n\nAs long as you ask your dad to help you with the wrong one it will show him that you are looking for help.
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20 EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE TO SCHOOL/WORK\n(warning the use of these excuses may result in loss of job or ejection from the class)\n\n1. My dog died and I had to take him/her to the vet to get cremated.\n\n2. There was a really bad accident on the (freeway in your area) and I was stuck in traffic for ever.\n\n3. I made the mistake of letting in some Jehova's Wittneses and they wouldn't leave.\n\n4. I hit a car in the parking lot (start describing your bosses/proffesors car) and had to leave a note.\n\n5. I'm not late...everyone else is just early.\n\n6. I'm late because I hate my job/this class and most of all I hate you...I QUIT!\n\n7. Sorry I'm late, I got sidetracked at Krispy Kreme's....but I got some for you.\n\n8. I killed my parents and had to dismember their corpses and bury the evidence.\n\n9. The classic: My alarm clock broke at I woke up late.(never works)\n\n10. I been up for the last 60 hours on a crack binge and need a quiet place to sleep.\n\n11. I know im late...today is 'National be late to school/work Day'.\n\n12. I've been at the doctor's office because of this weird infection...he says it's contagious.\n\n13. I was at the bank getting another extension on my loan....can I get a raise?\n\n14. My dear Aunt Edna is very sick and I had to take care of her while my parents were out.\n\n15. The believable lie: First when you know you are going to be late call from your cellphone while on the street or freeway. Tell your boss/proff. that you just witnessed a really bad accident and have to wait for the cops to arrive. When you get in use your imagination to describe the most horrific traffic accident you can think of.\n\n16. I hit a dog and had to stop...then look at your boss and say "wouldn't you have done the same thing?!?"\n\n17. Start getting upset and say "That's ludicrous I'm not late, I still have 10 minutes to spare!"...then start tapping your wristwatch and hold it up to your ear (if its not digital)...then kinda sigh and hang your head.\n\n18. Act like you don't speak english.\n\n19. Sorry my AA meeting ran a little long.\n\n20. Just look at your boss/proff. like you're crazy. Then walk away mutterinng something about going postal and killing everyone starting with your boss/proff.
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First, you need to calm down.  You cannot change the past - only learn from your mistakes (your failed grades).  Second, I would say maybe put the boyfriend thing on hold.  That can be a huge distraction.  What use is he if you cannot even share your problems with him?  He is probably sucking a lot of energy & emotion out of you & you don't need that.  You are too young.  Try to stay focuse on your goals - to continue getting good grades & yes, to make your parents proud.  They are paying for your education and that is no small responsibility.  Don't stay away from home -  you need to be around your family.  You need to make peace with them & get over the bad feelings before they grow and get worse.  Don't punish your little brother because you don't want to deal with your parents.  That is silly.  Not going to his swim meet is a choice that you have made (b/c ur mad at your parents??) so don't blame your parents for that!  Go home, tell them you are sorry for letting them down.  Ask for an opportunity to explain the situation & ask them to forgive you.  Tell them you feel overwhelmed & that you will continue to work hard.  That is all parents want to hear - you taking responsibility, not making excuses & not placing blame.\n\nWhen you feel so overwhelmed & don't know where to turn - pray and ask God for help & for direction.  He answers prayers.
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1) Miss the bus.\n2) Get lost on the way to school.\n3) Runaway\n4) Get put in prison\n5) Just stop going. When you get in trouble don't worry no one can really make you go or even really punish you.\n6) Get a job that conflicts with school. \n\nand the best answer:\n7) Just skip and when they ask for an excuse tell them why should I give you an excuse. I did i because you can't control me anymore. Pull out some hair and run into the wall as hard as you can. When you wake up rock back and forth while talking to yourself.
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If you genuinely believe your teacher has a bias against you, you are going to have to prove it.  Here are three tips to help you in your quest:\n\n#1.  Keep all of your assignments.  You can show these to your parents/other teachers to show that you have indeed been doing all of your work.\n\n#2.  Show up to tutoring sessions / ask for help outside of class.  This shows that you are willing to do the work necessary in order to pass the class.\n\n#3.  Request a meeting with your teacher/parents/counselor, etc.  At our school, these are called a Student Study Team meeting, and the purpose is to find ways for students to be successful in the classroom.  Records are kept, and if you don't see improvements in your grades, then you can go from there.\n\nRemember, many students get bad grades and claim "the teacher just doesn't like me" when in fact it is usually because the students are not doing their work, or not studying properly.  That is not to say that all of these students are just lazy and want to blame others, rather they just don't know what to do, and want to "save face."
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Well, not being online while doing your homework is usually a good start.  I don't know what the "math source book method" is, but what I recommend is start earlier, and remove distractions (i.e. don't do your homework sitting in front of the TV or computer).\n\nOh yeah, and quite complaining - I was up doing homework till 5:30 in the morning on Thursday night, and past 4 every night for about four nights straight.
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Get Math Tutor (good looking guy) so u will be inspired to learn.
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Go back to math class and figure it out!
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Study, Study, Study. if your doing well in all your other classes, just ut your mind into your math class. Maybe take time before or after school with your teacher. Or maybe get a tutor?
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He is irresponsible to skip classes first of all.\n\nIf your not interested that stop pandering to his needs to get you. If he gets you he will lose interest shortly there after.\n\nStay with your focus.