would i die if if swallowed a thermometer.?
439427
only if or when it broke and only if it has mercury in it.
474098
Depends on what you ate thats giving you gas..\n\nMostly, no. But you can get drowsy from lack of oxygen.
386163
we'd all DIE!!!\ni dont know!\nyou should go ask an astronomer
2475
no.I believe you will die at 100 years.Are you happy now???You should not think too much, or consult a doctor and find another work to do.Don't worry,be happy!
720591
Yes, for a very short time, because it can quickly lower your body temp.  If you wait too long you will develop hypothermia and possibly die
374776
u might just experience Diarrhea .... alot......
1094822
It is a very morbid thought.\n\nIn a few seconds it will be dead. If the body orbits the Earth and being exposed to the Sun it will be cooking on one side and freezing on the other. Gasses trapped inside the body would try to escape from all the orifices...\n\nSorry  it is too much I  have run to run ...
395787
Probably would not hurt you unless you choke on one. Call and talk to a pharmacist. I do that a lot!!!
298859
Probably not, but you would pass out. :)
974473
might make you a bit sick
515380
Your body would be pulled in every direction, though not really "exploding", that's a pretty good approximation of what would happen. If that didn't happen & you had oxygen, you would freeze to death. Or you would die from radiation(which is what would happen with the spacesuit, making the moon landing a farce).\n\nSpace kills, man.
989790
if its a stranger...yes...that is like totally freaky...im sure...gag me with a spoon! far out! like totally rad..barf me out!
778482
If you truly swallowed it, then it should not be a problem.  The concern is that if actually aspirated it rather than swallowing it.  When you aspirate something, you actually inhale it and it ends up becoming lodged within your respiratory tract.  If this was the case, then surgery or immediate treatment would be required.  This usually is only a concern if you were inhaling and leaning back at the time that the tooth took its trip southwards!  Most often when people swallow teeth, it happens while they are eating, and that can pretty much guarantee that it went to your stomach rather that your lungs.  All I have to say is...I'm Glad I'm not the Tooth Fairy!!!  Don't worry, if you don't have any symptoms, then it will pass!
758860
I feel like a real jerk for giving you this answer, but if you have a mercury thermometer you can rub it on your jeans very fast to create friction which causes heat and when the mercury reaches about 102 degrees, then stop.  There's your *instant* fever.  If you have a digital thermometer, run it under warm water until it's at 102 degrees.  Peace.  \n\nPS  I hope God forgives me for telling you how to deceive.  To all the people who think I'm a hypocrite, your right this time.
785671
you would become very sick, very sick!! Hopefully you would end up in the hospital where they give you charcoal to slow down the medicine in your body and then you get to have a psych consult!! You would more than likely damage your liver, your heart and whatever else, that and you end up with really black colored mouth and lips from the charcoal and it does not come off easy....not to mention the oh so fun pumping of the stomach..and large bore IV's running full tilt....yeah rocking good time
803826
Very very dangerous. Potentially fatal.
571882
Then you would be dead... YOU WOULD HAVE NO BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! or would you... I wonder..