How long would teacup poodles \nlast in the wild?
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Teacup poodles seem very frail and timid in the human home.  However, given an opportunity to form a pack in the wild, I'm sure their vicious instincts would return.  I imagine they would live in burrows, coming out in the earling evening to hunt larger prey such as zebra, gazelle etc.  They would dig a series of potholes, and then herd and chase the unwary animal over them.  If the poor creature should trip or fall, the merciless pack would be upon it.  Beware - although they know the route to an easy living in a human home is to act dainty and sweet, these bloodthirsty killers could dominate the African landscape.\nWould you like to know about guinea pigs??
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Depends on their weight and size. Some data here on a famous hunger strike in Northern Ireland;\n\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_Irish_Hunger_Strike#Second_Hunger_Strike\n\nAverage seems to be about two months.
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ask your local veterinarian, I'm sure he will have some answers for you.
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Learn some self discipline.  You're no higher on the evolutionary scale than a wet poodle, except you wear adidas.
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The head of Death is right at the top of the moth, I actually have one right now. It's still a caterpillar, buried itself under some soil. It stays and cuccoons for about 2 or 3 weeks until it's ready to fly and search for nectar and honey to eat, they're very cool:)
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Depends on how still the dog is. If it's a puppy then you are  probably doing some work.
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I'd try the take-off Powerpets. Go to: www.powerpets.com
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yo, talk to a animal instructor, or something.\n\nya dig?
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Love em baby! Especially love to get me hands around those nice big pom-poms and bend them over. lift that cute little skirt up and introduce them to the big dog... oh my! They love to cheer then!
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i have a cartoon about all dogs going to heaven...... that might have the answer you are looking for
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great if i had a pet.
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You can throw a lady dog and a boy parrot in a sack and see what happens. Be sure to play Barry White to get them in the mood. Do you think the dog would lay an egg? hehehe. That'd be awesome.
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2-3 days I would think:)
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buy a dog they last longer than prostitutes
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yeah, they wouldn't last long.  they're bred for stupidity and extremely large breasts.  it would be like putting Pamela Anderson in the middle of the Australian outback.
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Every Dog Has Its Day......\nCool!\n☺
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A pig..they can have an orgasm for up to three days.  Yeah, I bet you want to be a pig now too. haha