what is the all time best episode/quote of family guy?
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No quote - it's that scene in the episode where Peter goes to camp to understand women and comes back and tries to breastfeed Stewie.  OMG that was so damn hilarious when he pulls that hair out of his mouth.  Either that scene or the one where they all drink Ipekak to have a who can stop from throwing up the longest. That scene was incredible funny and puts me over the edge when Louis comes in with “Who wants chowder?”.
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I like Petergeist the best.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petergeist\nI like all the episodes, but this is my absolute favorite.
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Family Guy\n\n"There is a similar scene in the Family Guy episode, "North by North Quahog" where Peter Griffin goes to the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond. However, as mentioned in the commentary on the DVD, the script for this movie was written at least a year before that episode of Family Guy aired."
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Stewie: Oh can we stop by the grocery store on the way? I want a Granny Smith apple. \n\nor \n\nPeter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.\nGuy - OH MY GOD!\nPeter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
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"Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here."\n\nDefinitely Stewie. :o)\n\n"I love God. He's so deliciously evil."
833105
There are many, and I emphasize "many," Family Guy moments I list under my favorites, but I have to go with Bert and Ernie.  That scene damaged me.  OMG!  I forgot about Stewie beating the ****out of Brian yelling, "I want my money!"  That's number one, and then Bert and Ernie!
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The Simpsons as a whole. I will say that Family Guy has been the better of the two right now. But the Simpsons was a cultural phenomena when it came out, so I will go with the Simpsons.
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That show cracks me up every week!  i can't believe they can ge away with some of those ideas... Stewie is the best! he and i share a lot of the same ideas :)
853273
Family guy, definitely! Its just a little too close to reality, to not laugh at!!
410111
Family Guy is much funnier, but you have to admit that the Simpsons are still funny. And, that is quite amazing considering how long they have been on for.
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peter from family guy
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Peter, and the episode where there was an explosion and they meet Randy Newman\n\nright foot, left foot
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"Before you get up for that final snack, I want you to know I ate your cat"\n\nAlien Life Form, but on Melmac they called him Gordon Shumwey. His best episode was when he did the rock video for Lynn called "Your the One that's Out of This World"\n\nOne line was: "I may be an unknown from the twighlight zone but I'm just here to tell you girl;\nI'm spinning in an orbit I ain't never been in because your the one that's out of this world!"
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Family Guy is way better because it's funnier!
360908
Probably South park as well. I have all the seasons on DVD so far. Same with Family Guy. IDK. I just have always thought that South Park is the funnier of the two. Family guy's alright, but South Park wins hands down. Cartman has just gotten so funny over these last few seasons. Even Butter's is getting to be quite the comedian. But i'm not sure. I like all the characters on South Park better i guess. I can relate to them more i guess. It's just funny to think that such things come out of the mouths of little fourth graders. It's hilarious. They also make fun of world issues. and people, and events. it's just funny.
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I LOVE family Guy!!!!!! how could you not I mean it is so great!!!!
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Family Guy is waaaaaaaay funnier than the Simpsons. They take humor to an entirely new level. I have to give The Simpsons credit for being the original adult oriented funny cartoon, but Family Guy still takes the cake in my book.