Share a great memory about your kids or a relationship....one that makes you laugh every time you tell it.?
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My very favorite happened about a week ago.  My son looks at me and tells me "Mommy your bootiful, and I can tell you've lost weight."  So of course I say thank you and ask him "oh, so you really think I've lost weight?"  He gets all happy and tells me with a HUGE smile "yep, cause you're getting shorter!"
375628
My Heavenly father gets a good laugh out of me every day. like any Parent he gets pleasure from our learning experiences. like watching a Toddler try to walk, or pronouncing a word wrong , yes he is very loving and light hearted and not at all religious , I know Him Personally.
772136
I am happy for you!!!! My spouse and I have been togthere since 1998 and I feel the same way even after kids
693655
LOLLOLLOL what a way to make me laugh this morning Of course it is! gosh i remember the hokey pokey!LOLLOL Those were the good ole days lol
151340
All the stories I remember are interesting. Some of them made me laugh.\n\nNow, which story were you asking about?
700975
It was actually the year 2003 and My husband told me it was 2002 and I just couldn't belive I skip a year. I told him I had been putting 2003 on all my paper work. I even went to work asking what year it was. lol funniest thing my husband ever did to me. He still laughs about it.
341117
when my 10year old and my 6 year old acually act like they love each other. It lets me know my husband and I are some how doing something right.This doesn't happen alot so when I see it I love it. They are always squabbling about something.
378739
Last year, during thanksgiving, my brother and I were sitting in our parents living room.  His 3 year old son was hitting a wiffle ball with a bat across the room, and it was hit directly at me, where I caught it.  At that moment my brother declared, "That's my retirement".\nNot 2 seconds passed, my 2 year old son came out of the next room, and tackled my nephew - full force - to the ground like a defensive lineman.  My son then pointed to my nephew and said, "ahaa" and then ran back to the other room.\n\nI looked at my older brother and smiled and said, "that's my retirement."\n\nIt was a moment of pride...and I soaked up every minute.
532522
haha! that really made me crack up. i feel sorry for the grandpa... that was so funny! so did Johny really pee in his grandpa's ear??? god, that was something i never really experience before. very humorous..hahaha
782626
best-first one with each of my kids worst-when my brother moved out of state and when my mom in law passed away and wasn't with us for turkey day
503975
Having fun with my kids. Because they are only little once and eventually will not want to spend every minute with me and because they are everything to me and I love them with all my heart. \n\nBut if they are away I like to sit here and answer questions
592749
Here is just something funny.\nIt will probably be even more amusing to you if you have kids. \nI was packing for my business trip and my three-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said," Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached our and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed our of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said,"What's wrong, honey?"\nShe replied,"What happened to my booger?"\n\nIt is not exactly a joke or a riddle , but it is something I found humorous. Hope you do too.
759076
OMG, I LOVE her too, I like it when she talks about her kids.  She cracks me up.
454990
I always smile when I watch my 2 cats play with my inside dog. If I need to be cheered up, I watch George of the Jungle.  What makes my day, is when my 22 and 20 year old sons tell me that they Love me on the phone! What brings out a belly laugh is when my 20 year old and my husband are actually watching the same show together and start laughing. They each laugh and then they start laughing at the other persons laugh.  We all usually end up laughing so much that our stomach's ache and tears are rolling down my face.
877261
I almost gave birth too a litter of kittens when I read this.\n\nWay WAY too funny. Thanks.\n\nIt has ***got*** too be grand too have your wife write out a script in whitch you get too beat the ever loven dog cr4p out of your father in law so very often. I would ***dearly*** love too go too the McMahon residence for Thanksgiving dinner one year.\n\n"Yeah, but did you have too hit me so ***hard*** with that chair shot?"\n\n"Look. It was in the script! What could I do?"\n\n"Yeah Daddy! And your peas are gonna get cold!"\n\nThanx for that.
58517
My mother swears that when I was about 3 years old, she overheard me talking to myself in my bedroom.  She asked who I was talking to and I told her it was "Grandma".  Apparently she laughed and said OK.  Several days later I went to my grandmother's house and she and my mother decided to dig through some old family photos which had been stored away and it was while they were going through the old pictures that I picked one out and announced that I had talked to "her" the other day.  It was the only surviving picture of my great-grandmother... a picture I could have never seen before as it had been in the attic.  I can't say that I did or didn't have this conversation with my great grand-mother, but my mother still insists it happened... and it was over 30 years ago!
262526
omg lol. laugh out loud.\ni remember it being lots of love but any way.