Is it okay to fart while using the john or this considered rude?
440898
The bathroom is the most appropriate place to fart
397391
I wouldn't say it is rude. Especially when many people have more than one sneeze at a time in them. I for one, do not feel good when I have a multiple sneezing fit and someone continuously says it. It draws even more attention to you and by then, they feel obligated and would regret saying the very first one. It's not like they should follow you room to room saying it until it's over. Now wouldn't that be silly. \n  As far as a blanket one for the rest of the day? Well, if you say it once to that person for that day, and they sneeze again later, let someone else take the torch. If you are the only one in the romm, then go ahead and say it, but follow up with something like, "do you plan on doing this all day"? "I'll need to know if I have to clear up my schedule" LOL
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
626995
yes, it is ,the release of gas built up in your system  is important  to release as nature intended --- all this talk of it being impolite is killing us. colon rectal cancer, ulcers any number of gastrointestinal problems can be linked to not farting when the  need presents itself .no matter where you  are you should freely pass gas and remind people that you are only doing what is natural.
471325
I don't think I've ever farted before "doing the do". I cannot recall farting after "doing the do". However, I have  farted in the middle of "doing the do".  He went down on my, I knew I had to fart and thought I could hold it. That was not the case. As soon as I hit that big "O" I lost all control and BAM...farted right on his chin. I started laughing so hard and I had one of those laughing farts..you know the kind where your fart is the same rhythm as your laughter. He finished "doing the do" and I had the giggles the whole time. I farted one other time, but it was just a little pffft.
350879
Farting is funny, especially if its like a conversation, ya know, you fart, them someone else farts.. its like butts are having a conversation, in their own language, rofl.
92318
don't muffle-that would be wrong-let the fart live and do what it was went meant to do!then when you are done, hold your head high and walk out of the bathroom with pride!
1093698
if you feal the nead to fart and some one thinks it is rong then dont talk to them because they dont have frindship in mind
635017
Fart while walking, talking, whatever.  Pretend like I didn't notice it even happened.
324735
Definately not rude.  You're in a restroom.  There are more bodily noises heard in there than anywhere.
424182
I would think sure, why not, as long as it cannot escape.  Have you ever passed gas before.  Farted in your hand, held it, and passed it on to a friend in their face. Its pretty fun actually. lol
303544
yes. its called disorderly conduct by gestures and yes you can be booked in the pokey for farting its called disorderly conduct by noxious odors incase you wanted to know that to lol
60975
Rude yes, but illegal, no.  It could be against COMPANY policy.  You may want to check with Human Resources / Personnal.
173105
No.  "Shut up" is 2 bad words.  More precisely, the phrase is considered rude.  It is bossy, dismissive, and contemptuous. An acceptably polite alternative might be "please be quiet," or as a way to avoid any feeling of confrontation, "can we all quiet down?"\n\nNow, pipe down!
485268
I think it would be rude if you are with adults.  I know your wife means well but I guess it depends on how your wife does it.  I teach students that speak English as a Second Language.  A strategy that we are taught is to not come out and say, that's not how you say it.  What we are supposed to do, since they make many grammar mistakes is to repeat what they have said in the correct way.  For example, if a student says I runned to school this morning, I am supposed to repeat with something like: Oh really, you RAN all the way here? Who ran with you?\nThe kids don't feel bad when they've made the mistake.
704255
Yes, it is considered rude. Gentlemen do not &c.\n\nWhat you need to do is buy some of those little towels -- bigger than a flannel, but not nearly a bath towel. These are often seen near sinks in middle-class houses, often as a coy, but only, indication that the resident is aware of things like 'servicing.'\n\nIn N America they are referred to as 'hand towels.' This is a Bowlderisation of 'hand j** towel' (just as 'j**' may be seen as a Bowlderisation of 'job'). In the homes of the upper and lower classes, they are used to tidy up one's chap -- and one's bird, should it be necessary.\n\nMoistening and heating the towel is unnecessary. At times it is a kindness, but its propriety went out the window when airlines, in a nod to their 'mile clubs' (you know -- perks available to travellers), took over the racket.\n\nSigned,\nYr Obdt Srvnt
522674
It would be considered rude.  The most polite way to do it would be to use sanitizer on your own hands after shaking hands with others.