Whats the cleanest but funniest put down you've got?
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your mama so old, her birthday expired.\n\nyou are so dumb, you jumped out of the window and went up.\n\nyour mama so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.\n\nyour glasses so thick, you look at a map and see people waving.\n\nyour mama so fat, she got on a scale and it said to be continued\n\nthere are so many, i can not remember them all \n\n      have some fun w/ these.
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Snicker snicker snicker...ahem...mrrff...ahem. I seem to have read something similar yet rather vulgar beforehand.\nVery funny, my Son. (hee hee hee) Well done.
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lol that's a very cute joke.. good to see some clean ones around for once
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I don't know the longest list, but I did manage to find one here: http://www.ehumorcentral.com/Directory/Jokes/674.html\n\nI've put it down again in the sources, if Yahoo edits out the full address :)
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Complete the words ( the funnier the better )?\n1 if i had 10 fish in a bucket I would be doing better than Michael Richards\n\n2 i had a freind over for dinner and we never talked about it again\n\n3 oh no the monster ate my friend who came over for dinner\n4 follow the yellow brick road -take a right at the lady crushed by the house and keep going until you see the 1st apple tree.\n5 today the traffic jam was too long i made toast\n6 games to play in the car count the people on the cell phone\n7 there is something about thanksgiving stuffing\n8 when it rains cats and dogs I stay inside\n9 i told him that he would be shark bait -but i was wrong...he was actually jail bait\n10 when the worm has turned -it is time to get some more tequila
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Insert *something funny*
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
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p.s. your cat is dead by james kirkwood very funny
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How about going to Busch Gardens, riding Roman Rapids, and having my pad wash blood out all over my pants!?  (didn't even think of that.) \n\nI triple dog dare anyone to come up with a better one.  And feel free to use my experience to make yourself feel better.  I can laugh at myself plenty enough not to mind.
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toilet!!! always gets me giggling. also a little bit saucy
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hey,ur rhyme joke was good!\nsee mine-\n1)son telegramed,from hostel-\n"no money,no fun,ur son"\nfather replied-\n"how bad,too sad,ur dad"\n and ya,i rate urs as 10 out of 10!\n \npls have mine as best answer,cause i dont have any!
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LOL.  I liked it.  Best joke I've heard all day. :)  Thanks for cheering me up, I had a shitty day so far.
860480
laugh at it and forget about it
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
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nice, funny, attractive, clean
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Sliding down a razor blade and landing in a pool of alcohol.\nEating corn flakes and finding out that your brothers scab collection is missing.\n\nLove grosser than gross jokes.
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it is a great one! you know what really made me laugh?  I didn't scroll down! after like 10 minutes of thinking saw your answer, thanks for the laugh!!