do u like monkeys like me?? cuz im in love with them!?
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MONKEYS RULE...but i dont LUV monkeys but they rock
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youre friends are asshol*s...i LOVE cats adn would definately date someone who were just as passionate about cats as i am.
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Only if they are female sea monkeys!
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i do.they are so cute!
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A group of scientist placed five monkeys in a cage, in the centre of the cage they put stairs and, on it a cluster of bananas.\nWhen a monkey went up the stairs to grab the bananas, the scientists launched cold water in the ones that were in the soil. After certain time, when a monkey went up the stairs he would be beaten by the other monkeys.\nAfter sometime, no monkey tried to went up the stairs, despite the temptation for the bananas.\nThen the scientists substituted one of the 5 monkeys.\nThe first thing he did was go up the stairs, but he was quickly removed by the others that immediately start to beat him.\nAfter some beatings, he quit trying to go up the stairs.\nA second one was replaced and the same story occurred, having the first substitute participated, with enthusiasm, in the beating of the novice.\nOne third was substituted and the same fact happened.\nOne fourth and then the Last of the veterans was substituted.\nSo the scientists were now with a group of 5 monkeys that without ever having taken a cold bath, continued to beat the one that tried to go to the bananas.\nIf it was possible to ask to the monkeys why they beaten the one that tried to get up the stairs, the answer would probably be: "I don't know. Things were always like this around here..."\nSo sometimes we should ask ourselves why we do some things without thinking!\n\n" It is easier to disintegrate an atom than a prejudice!"\n(Albert Einstein)
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It's alright...I like the monkeys
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hey borat:\n\nhumans and monkeys shared a common ancestor, they are "cousins" not directly descended from each other.
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Do u mean my father is a monkey...??????
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I like someone like me.Nice,compassionate,\nloving,smart,romantic,and a total FREAK in the\n bedroom,shower,kitchen table,floor,back yard.
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i think he is the mose beautiful and the sexiest monkey of the world.\n\nand also the most dangerous !!:(
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Well monkeys do get their looks from apes, right?
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diffrent types of some sort of animal.i think you like them very much.
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Monkey likes to look!
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i think im in love with you
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I love fish & chimps\n …with a bl**dy pint and my Ulster mates.\n\nThe more p*ssed I get the more chimps I can eat.
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Lol I think you got an admirer!!!
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My pet monkey is very offended by your claim that we have elected monkeys!  He refuses to be compared to such low-lifes.