Just how fat is your momma?
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not at all. that is a very rude question.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the dry cleaner, they said we don’t do curtains. \n\nYo momma so fat when she went to the beach, Greenpeace said go back in the water.\n\nYo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.\n\nYo momma so old she still owes Jesus $2.\n\nYo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.\n\nYo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around. \n\nYo Mamma So Fat...\n- Yo Mamma is so fat she could have played the gorilla in King Kong\n- Yo Mamma is so fat when she trips rainbows Skittles fall out\n\nYo Mamma So Dumb...\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought X-Men was a porno movie because of the X\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought DSL stood for D*** Sucking Lips\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb when she went to the bank she asked for daylight savings in her bank account\n\n- Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow she beated the sun in a "Whose more yellow?" contest.\n\nYo Mammas So fat that when she goes to hungry Jacks she eats Jack\n\nYo Mommas so fat that when she got hit by a train she says ''Who threw that stone''\n\nYo Mommas so fat her family theme song is ''We are family,,,Hungry Jacks McDonalds and me,,, We are Family C'Mon every body lets sing'' \n\n \n Your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sucks all the water from her body.  \n \nYour mama is so fat that when Jesus was born and god said let the light shine, your mama was blocking the whole light \n\nYo mamma is so ugly that when she saw a cop he told her to get out of here and she asked why, and he said it's illegal to have an ugly face in America. \n\nYour mamma is so fat, before god said there be light, he had to tell her to move out of the way… \n\nYo Momma so fat she has to use I-95 as a Slip-N-Slide\n\nYo Momma so old that when I told her to act her age she died \n\nYo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!\n\nYo mama sooo stupid, she thought the rap group NWA was a new sports organization.\n\nYo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.\n\nYo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.\n\nYo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.\n\nYo mama's like a pirate, there she blows\n\nYo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH \nMY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
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have a baby , 2nd after 10-15 years women get extra fat to their bodies , as of their nature , watch ur mom ,and grand mom , so dont rush for extra fat
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lol yeah\n\ni love fat jokes\n\nand your mamma jokes
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i saw your momma kicking a can down the street the other day ..... she said she was moving home\n\nyour momma like the town bike ..... everyone gets a ride\n\nshes big she round you bounce her on the ground..... ya momma your momma
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NO SHE IS A FAT SWINE
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yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out\n\nyo momma so fat she fell down and it registered 8.4 on the richter scale\n\nyo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up\n\nyo momma so fat the all-you-can-eat buffet closes when they see her coming\n\nyo momma so fat she sat on a penny and lincoln got a nosebleed\n\nyo momma so fat even her tongue has rolls\n\nyo momma so fat they found you stuck between her thigh rolls, 2 years old, umbilical cord still attached\n\nyo momma so fat she had to go to a mountain-climbers bar to get laid\n\nyo momma so fat they sent a search-and-rescue team in to find yo poppa\n\nyo momma so fat even scottie couldn't beam her up\n\nyo momma so fat she walks around with stuff orbiting her
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yo momma like a tv, even a two year old could turn her on lol
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You are too crude!   you make me laugh...\n\n50lbs on an anorexic really can't be 'fat' as you call it...\nbut yeah, dump her..........
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Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
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YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BLOOD TYPE IS RAGU \nYo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator! \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over! \n\nYo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! \n\nYo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! \n\nYo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!" \n\nYo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!" \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \n\nYo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. \n\nYo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! \n\nYo momma so fat she's got her own area code! \n\nYo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! \n\nYo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! \n\nYo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! \n\nYo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \n\nYo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \n\nYo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \n\nYo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! \n\nYo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side! \n\nYo momma so fat she sat on a
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Yo mamas so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on!!
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Yo Mamma's so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her *** and ride the wave in. \n\n\nYo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!\n\n\nYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up \n\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. \n\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise \n\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors \n\n\nYo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world \n\n\nYo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway \n\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th \n\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code! \n\n\nYo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! \n\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. \n\n\nYo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! \n\n\nYo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. \n\n\nYo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! \n\n\nYo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! \n\n\nYo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! \n\n\nYo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! \n\n\nYo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. \n\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" \n\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! \n\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! \n
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Yo Momma is so stupid she climbed over a clear glass wall just to see what was on the other side.\n\n Yo Momma is so poor when she was kicking one of those empty cans down the street, I walked up to her and asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "I'm movin'!"\n\n Yo Momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.\n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumped into the air and got stuck. \n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean to go diving, the whales came up to her singing, "We are family! Even though you're bigger than me!"\n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to Japan the Sumo Wrestlers came around to her shouting, "We are family, sister!"\n\n Yo Momma is so ugly that when she went to go enter the yearly Ms. Ugly Halloween pagent, the judges said, "Sorry, ma'am. No professionals allowed."\n\nHow is that? Appropriate.
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Yo Momma is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she has to lift her leg up just to let you through the door.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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yo momma is so fat, she don`t skinny dip.. she chunky dunks!