Woody Allen said...... How about you???
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"Hey, don't knock m@sturbation... it's sex with someone I love!"
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"...and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose."\n\n"I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways: firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly, high-pitched whine."\n\n"Discipline?...naked?...with a melon?!?"\n\nI LOVE Monty Python!
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Sure, we can talk of you like....
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who said that ? run for your lives !!!
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I have two.  Julia Roberts.  Chiding the woman staff who told her that her time is up.  "Shut up lady............"\nAnd Roberto Benigni, the Italian actor director for "Life is Beatiful".  Obviously hes not good in Egnlish....me too.\n"I am so happy......all parts of my body is shaking"\nAnd Richard Gere, lambasting the Chinese Government against the Dalai Lama. Bono......oh wait. that's four
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Hilarious....what are you trying to say?
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Who said that was OK??
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If you are Glen Close, I am Tweetybird. We are both extremely good at our jobs. Send me Tom Hanks, Richard Gere, or an actor who is available. Pleasse.
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This is not just a quote from Dazed and Confused....this is like Matthew McConaughey's,  signature phrase, kinda like Keanu Reeves "whoa".  He has said this line in multiple movies, but I do agree that the most notorious in Dazed and Confused.
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How's that working for you?\nDR.PHIL...ALL THE WAY
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"get over it you dog!!!!"\n"shut up you liked it!!!"\n"woot, joy!!!"
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If have to be the one when Kramer get's the part in the Woody Allen Movie, and he has the one the line of:\n\nThese pretzels, are making me thirsty.\n\nhaha..\n\nit's also the one where George has to park the cars..\n\nGreat Show.
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You're funny.\nWhen Allen calls for a recount will you eat your words?
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ok, and your question to us would be........?
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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." \n\n~Mae West~
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probably talking about you
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Rodney Dangerfield:\n\n"I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all..........Why, the other day I went to see my proctologist..........he stuck his finger in my mouth!!!\n\n\n\n\n.