How do you tell your work mate he stinks?
443715
Just be honest and say it or suffer the stench
752050
Tell them to piss off.
276273
best thing to do is for you not to wash, go in to work, shove your armpit in his face and scream "HOWD YOU LIKE IT!"\nAnd then spit on him
152391
If the smell doesn't bother him, doing the same to him won't bother him either.  I say, if you've spoken to him several times about it to no avail now it's time for drastic measures.\nIf you don't mind the confrontation that will definitely happen, either take the basket and sit it ON TOP of his side of the desk for him to find. Or dump it directly onto his chair.  He may get mad but then he should realize how his trash is affecting you.\nGood luck.
47857
Tell them "I'm offended by that." Could fall under the sexual harrassment category (but it doesn't have to be sexual). \nOnce they've been notified, you are free to escalate. Supervisor can't ignore it if you have told them. This can lead to civil rights and right-to-work issues. HTH!
711539
through lucidity---if he is as you describe, he has hang ups...and in that case, all you have to do is expose your casual and regular personality...so that when he tries to put you down, say...you take it as if of no importance (effectively ignoring it and not caring)...this, as you will learn, pisses THEM off...because you expose their hang ups of trying to put others down...and their NEED and importance to do so...because inside they are insecure...\n\nif you just don't  care about it, and just do your job, as long as he does not disrespect you or make you do something that could be concidered disrespectful (in which case you should beat the shit out of him and quit your job)...you should just do your job to the best of you ability, and not give a shit or care about what he does...\n\nyou just go home and have fun with friends or co-workers--no biggy. \n\nIf he is "uncivilized" --I don't know what you would mean by that--I guess, in my case, I wouldn't  care---he's uncivilized, its apparent, its his problem--and most people will look down upon him for it, and laugh maybe if its really bad (say he farts a lot in public)-- there is nothing I can do--except educate him if he is willing so people don't laugh at him--otherwise, just don't care--\n\nsay, if he starts picking his nose or farts a lot, you don't have to 'tolerate' it...you just don't look or be near by him--end of story. \n\nif he is rude---just make it apparent that he is being rude and just do your job...\n\nwhat you have to realize, is not to let it get to you, imagine him as made of cardboard and electronics...he's a peice of crap--if he "subtly insults you" or pushes your buttons--you don't give a fuck--unless he goes to far, and then you make a point of demanding respect, in extreme cases ,this requires you to quit your job..\n\nOtherwise, don't be so 'finiky' I guess is the only advice I could give you.
763100
Be frank with them and tell them to grow up! Tell them that you are an adult and can speak to whom ever you please. Let them know that they are also putting unneeded stress on you at work and that is not fair to you.\nThe problem they have are between the two of them and they need to quit bringing you in the middle of it. Tell them you aren't going to stand for it any longer...end of discussion.\nIf necessary, go to management about it. If they get upset about it, tell them that you didn't know what else to do and that you deserve to come to work without having to deal with their crap.
633594
call one of your workers into the room preferably a small guy,then to blow off some steam proceed to batter his head of the wall over and over until you are satisfied.if this doesn't work buy a punching bag and imagine your with one of you most hateed colleagues it always works for me
964939
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.\n\nbefriend this person, don't complain about them any more, and wham when ever they say  bad - you can casually mention to the boss which is negative about the job or your boss let your boss know :)  Yeah be a backstabber/brown noser
297771
Try to talk to him. Tell him he has to work.
901594
quit your job or tell your boss to piss off!
843798
Tell him to wash his stanky self or he will NEVER get ANY from you again! UGH! Then turn to magazines and talk about how nice these guys look with their white teeth and their close shave and tell him you miss the days that he was like that. If he dont get it, lock it up and give him none !
41713
Try communication with him/her, if that doesn't work then get another job.  This may help him/her or they may not care and go through workers like underwear.
634296
tell him to wipe his bum proply...lol
564036
Set the mf up.  Make up something outrageous and when your boss asks you about it just laugh it off.  Keep doing that and he/she will either stop or get fired.
239762
Just show that you got grit and tell him.  I know it won't be easy, but after all the yelling is over just tell himyou always bring them up.
87173
complain, complain, and complain. you hate the smell. it hurts your lungs, it makes your eyes water. you want him around later.