how do you make a  woman  work?
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Reward and punishment techniques. It also works on men and pets.
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a nice Massage!!! if she is a working woman she will appreciate the royal treatment!!! send her roses to work, makes us feel special. COOK her dinner, nothing says "you are my special love" then a dinner made with blood sweat and tears. and then that night, massage her into a deep sleep. dont press sex either. ask her if she wants to. if she does, make love!!! no f*cking tonite. if she doesnt say something to the effect of "its perfectly fine. let me rub your feet, it will be better than sex" makes me dreamy just thinking about it, ps. im married too
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offer her a cup of cofee with just enough crank to test positive when the boss demands it in response to your complaint about her crank use at work\n\ncall her dealer and say she's an informant\n\nleave a love note with her name to be found by the bosses wife\n\ndownload child pornography onto her office computer\n\netc etc etc
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Respectfully treat them as ladies. Discover what they enjoy and do those things for her.Be honest and truthful in your relationship.
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Use you womanly power of seduction Woman!
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Ask her if I can hire her...\nJK
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Just you wait, women are people too. Get the right women boss you act stupid around and you're going down BOY!
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grocery stores (ask them advice about food), long lines (dmv, etc.), night classes, volunteer groups (woman are statiscally shown to volunteer more), and generally any other place is potentially a good place to talk to woman. I find one of my favorites places is when they are working...cuz they have to be nice since you are the customer you have the upper advantage. They love a laidback sense of humor. good luck
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You can't make anyone do anything.  You can only be yourself.  Be kind, be generous.  If you have what she wants she will come to you.  Spend time with her if she will let you, but you can not make her feel something that she doesn't want to feel.
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Get a good job and get her pregnant.
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she has to do it .. you cant
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Set the mf up.  Make up something outrageous and when your boss asks you about it just laugh it off.  Keep doing that and he/she will either stop or get fired.
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woman needs strenght\nman needs brain
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duh! she wants your man and thinks she can get him. dont let her think that. act like you dont give a sh$#. if she compliments his shirt tell her you got it. start asking if she like your shirt. if she gets him a drink say oh you almost forgot my drink i would like a coke too. make her work......tell her you want butter and new knife, some jam, if she wants to be at your table so much then let her, but she has to work for it. remind her of her place a barmaide.lol dont let her get to you. have a conversation when she is coming and keep the conversation going until she leaves. that will get to her.
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Come on!  It is really not hard to teach a woman to do anything.  Women are fast learners.
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Punch the b|tch in her mouth.  Or if you don't agree with hitting woman have a female friend do it.  Or pay a really big dike to do it instead.
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Make her a list of things she should do. Make a list for yourself of things to do too. Try to be fair with the amount of work. Post up the lists to remind her. Make sure she doesn't tear down the lists. Just do your lissted chores and leave her share of chores to her and don't do them. Be firm. Loving someone doesn't mean being weak, spoiling them or being a pushover. If you don't put down your foot on this matter, she will climb over your head on other matters too. Show her your leadership position and that you mean what you say. If she doesn't want to cooperate, use "tough love" , ie don't cooperate with her in things she wants you to do as a retaliation.  If she is really incorrigible, dump her.