Is there anything that chuck norris cant do?
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He could not microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
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Chuck Norris and they are all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris.... strikes again...lol...
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Chuck Norris (Did you ever see his round house kick?)
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have chuck norris stare at it until it shuts down from fear\nlol thax 4teh pts
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Bow down and worship his awesome greatness. Chuck Norris is a God among men and should be revered by all and feared by those who are unworthy of his greatness.
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This assumes that Chuck Norris would consent to the coupling, and that a viable hybrid results.  This hybrid, "Woodchuck Norris," would, after extensive training on the Total Gym system, be capable of chucking considerably more wood (perhaps to the 1000th power) of your typical woodchuck.
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Chuck Norris is an experienced martial artist and former world Karate champion. He has trained with Bruce Lee and helped him create his famous style Jeet Kun Do.\nMacGyver gets his butt kicked every week it is a no contest.
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Top 30 Chuck Norris facts. \n\n1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. \n\n2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. \n\n3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. \n\n4. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. \n\n5. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. \n\n6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. \n\n\nHope this helped.
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chuck norris references are sooo cool and hip. But I think you should try a little harder...really
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Have Chuck Norris breathe on you.
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LOL, yeah right.  Chuck Norris is a tool, to say the very least.  If you want good actors look at Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, etc.  Action heros like Chuck, Arnold Schwartzanegger and Steven Seagal cannot act worth a s***.
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Id round house kick you in the face chuck norris style.
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He's Chuck Norris, man!\n:-)
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because he trains with chuck norris.
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Heck no!  \n\nChuck Norris doesn't throw up....he throws down!
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Chuck Norris\n\nContrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.