How do you get the smell of smoke out of a camper? And off the walls, off the shelf products DO NOT WORK???
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My sister had this similar problem..I told her to go to the store such as Home Depot etc and ask them for T.S.P. or Tri Sodium Phosphate..make sure you are wearing good rubber gloves and read the directions for cleaning..it works well for taking smoke stains off house walls also..then make sure any unused product is kept out of reach of children and water..this can get to be nasty stuff.
285339
i would check out the boots on the plug wires and the ign. box for leaks.you could have it running and squirt the meantioned items and see when it quits.
595761
The Sharper Image stores have a little device that produces a steady flow of ozone to clean the air in a room. It works great, my grandpa used to smoke cigars in his house and he had one of those things in the house and you could barely tell anyone had ever smoked in there.
220332
Try Goo Gone, it can be bought at home depot or wal-mart type stores and it works really well.
10595
There is a product on the market called "Goo Gone" that can remove ANYTHING sticky from any surface! It is the most amazing stuff. It is a liquid that you pour or dab on the surface of the sticker, let it sit for a few minutes and just work the sticker off. Takes off bumper stickers without ruining the paint job, takes off price tag stickers from picture frames, tape residue off windows, gum from clothes, everything I have ever tried it on it has worked. You can probably get it at your local grocery store, definately at your local Home Depot or Lowes.
742114
Try Listerine....it will burn like heck but it will clean it and kill the bacteria.
579641
You have got to be kidding. I say wear a Hazmat suit, and watch out for syringes...I'm sure not every disease ridden person who uses them doesn't dispose of properly. After you are done, you are going to reek for the rest of the year. You might want to consider a place where you can be quarantined after your return. My guess is that the garbage that would smell the funkiest would be from households with more than one baby in diapers...you figure that one out.
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You can try Muratic Acid ( dilute 4 parts water with 1 part acid )\nMix in a 5 gal bucket , pour on tire marks then scrub with a stiff bristle broom and hose off . That should do it but do not breath the vapors , I recommend wearing a protective mask ( available at your local hardware store ) .
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Try sprinkling baking soda on your carpet letting it sit for a while and then vacuuming it up.  Baking Soda is supposed to consume odors. Windex your walls, countertops and anything that will absorb the odor.  Also, there's a cleaner called KABOOM! in a purple and green spray bottle that is REALLY strong...it's used for cleaning bathrooms, showers and kitchens that you can spray to cover the smoke smell REALLY GOOD!!.  It sounds like any remedy is good at this point!  Good Luck and hope these work!
1147260
sounds like a trip to the ER to me. You don't need axe deoderant to get a good flame. The methane from the fart will do that.
544350
the best way is to find out when there is wast pick op, or in my area the fire stations once a week will have a truck that all u have to do is drop off you waste and they will dispose of it properly,  burning it will cause harmful toxins in the air and could even be fatal if inhaled.
139877
how' s the no smoke thing going for you (2 hrs later)?  there's always the patch or nicorette as a last resort...\ngood luck!
822974
You can grow a tree and fireproof it. Or find something with a pretty high combustion point and internalize the tree with. PERHAPS the tree won't burn. =)
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I use one called a Smokey.\nCheck this one out on ebay...
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WD-40, pal.  Works like a charm.  You may have to scrub it off with a wire brush, but the 40 works on everything.  Try to keep a couple cans around the house.
668124
I've noticed that after eating red meat the smell is worse. If this girl ever mentions going on a diet, tell her to try eliminating red meat. You could also carry a personal fan in your purse (runs on batteries , about the size of a small flashlight). There are two guys where I work, that even though they aren't around, you know they've been in the bathroom. It smells like a dead animal just crawled out their butt. And that's exactly what it is! Use air freshener (as suggested by others), try the fan thing or just suck it up (so to speak).
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I love eating venison to. I do not know how to get rid o the smell.\nhere are some recipes http://www.wisconsinhunter.com/Recipes/venisonmenu.html