Why is soccer so frickin gay?
445148
i think it has to do with what happens when there is some contact.  a player trips over another players leg, then proceeds to roll around on the ground screaming like he just got shot.  then he gets carried off on a stretcher only to return to the game 2 minutes later.  bunch of sissy drama queens if you ask me.
153576
i hear beckham is bi-sexual but i dont believe it
719897
it really makes me mad because I love soccer. But they call us this because were running around and jumping in the grass. So yea thats why.
898136
Because Peyton Manning is gay!
301141
Um, boys that think it's a "girly sport" are boys that know that they couldn't play it well if they tried.  They are more suited for football where they can rest every 10 seconds.  Men understand that soccer is probably in the top three truly grueling sports in the world (the others being rugby and cross country skiing.)
1115687
SOCCER = 100% PURE GAYNESS AND NO TALENT REQUIRED\n\nsoccer is the worst sport ever\n\nwho the hell can't kick a ball down the field\n\nno wonder why everyone likes it\n\nit is easy as shit\n\nthat is why it is a girls sport
913527
What does this have to do with being gay?
1112209
soccer is a  sport  with tough contact where you are\n\nallowed to lean hard with your body weight against \n the body of your opponent.Given the difference of corpu \nlence between women and men this would produce\nserious  bone lesions in the vertebrae and pelvis of \nthese  girls thats why FIFA frowns at this mixture \n\n\np\nthe onentur opp yoy of
909540
God, I really hope I would and that it would start to make it okay. We were just talking about this today - statistically there have to be loads of gay footballers but I don't know of any. Its like the last place where its a problem to be openly gay (maybe the armed forces as well I guess) and it would make such an impact - think the steps that have been taken by the footballing world to overcome racism in sport and imagine if they could do the same with homophobia.\n\nPlus, on a more frivolous note, it would give the WAGs some GBF's to play out with!
294955
because they are gay!!!
1053509
Clearly Totti is gay. Although i have no probative evidence to support my claim , i have a gut feeling he is gay. Lol!!!!
1099087
Cause we can, and it's better than soccer. Soccer sucks.
533747
You're third word in your question is the answer...because they are MEN!\n\nI know exactly what you're asking, and why you're so confused...they play because they can, but I also think its because they're less comfortable with commitment than we are.\n\nNot much to do about that except accept them as they truly are, and hope all goes well!
625303
Do you watch soccer to see goodlooking guys? nop soccer is for ugly guys
1021623
I also don´t think it was worth a yellow card, and I am also cheering for Germany...\nAnd you, guy, that answered this question first: Who gives a S*** if you think soccer is gay? Why do you even answer those questions if you are not interested? How rude...
1100899
It has nothing to do w/the weather, or the openness of Europeans. It has to do w/the fact that too many women are completely superficial and believe that looks count for everything in this day and age. I coached girl's soccer for 11 years and I've played the sport for more than 26yrs, and I know what real female soccer players and fans look and act like. The "hootchie mamas" that we see on TV aren't real fans at all. They know next to nothing about "The Beautiful Game", couldn't name more than 3-4 players on any given team, don't know the history of the game, countries, or the tournament, and don't really understand the tactics and mentality behind the game. They're only concerned w/showing off their bodies, competing w/the other women, and getting a little TV coverage so that they can impress their friends. Sports should be left to the REAL sports fans and players, who really deserve to be at the matches.....hootchies and whores should be left at home....in bed where they belong.
865950
Because they are so crap at things like football that should by some miracle they ever win the odd game they go ballistic.\n\nAnyone remember the world cup song Ally's Army? making a big deal out of the fact that England didn't qualify - why do we never bother doing that with the Jocks? probably because it happens so often but the skirt wearers were over-joyed, how did the Jocks do in that world cup i wonder?\n\nAnswers on a mouldy haggis please.