What's slimy, long, cold and smells like pork ?
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kermit's finger. haha
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Urine, feces, expired individual, spoilage, fish
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What did you eat? Was it real chunky or green looking like that puke in The Exorcist? lol  What a hoot.
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I've noticed that after eating red meat the smell is worse. If this girl ever mentions going on a diet, tell her to try eliminating red meat. You could also carry a personal fan in your purse (runs on batteries , about the size of a small flashlight). There are two guys where I work, that even though they aren't around, you know they've been in the bathroom. It smells like a dead animal just crawled out their butt. And that's exactly what it is! Use air freshener (as suggested by others), try the fan thing or just suck it up (so to speak).
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hahaha rofl well i think the fart/scent particles move with it.  Like a stink trail on a skunk's a** in these cartoons.  So it will smell where you are coming from and where you are going
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long neck  \npointy nose
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If my nose was 12 inches long and I called it a foot... how would it smell?
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Maybe it doesn't like the smell of what you're eating.
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i would say beef/red meat for sure. Pigs do not have sweat glands so all the impurities just sit inside their bodies + they are not always fed the best of things.  I never eat prok and if i do it's in very very small amounts.  You are what you eat...
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PROLLY A VAGINA CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE FISH
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smell..lumps ..ewwwwwwwww
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sniff some pepper or pluck a nose hair
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uh no...the lumpy ones are called sharts :D combination of sh*t and fart lol
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muggy sulfur or burned vinegar or wet wood...depending on what I ate
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From the fishy smell? lol
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Way back when the good o'l book was a written. Pork was seen as a dirty animal and shell fish had no refrigeration, both were seen as good ways of getting sick, gods will kinda stuff.
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It's hard to describe, since it's slightly different for different people. As far as I know, it doesn't taste or smell like anything extreme. It feels pretty slippery and like mucous.