I need a play on words for a male female connotation.?
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man/woman\nAntony/Cleopatra\nmother/son\nRomeo/Juliet\n\nShall we continue???
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I don't know what you want, but here are some ideas.\nOpposites:\n   Male & Female\n   Light & Dark\n   Cold & Warm (Ice & steam)\n   Hands & Feet\n   Sharp & Dull\n   Black & White\n   Heaven & Hell\n   Happy & Sad\n   Short & Tall\n   Fat & Skinny (Wide & Thin)\n   Big & Small\n   Hard & Soft\n   Forwards & Backwards\n   Front & Back\n   Left & Right\n   Wrong & Right\n   Fast & Slow\n   Loose & Tight\n   Near & Far\n   Over & Under\n   Sky & Ground (Up & Down)
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To make playfully romantic or sexual overtures
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get buck wild have sex anywhere and everywhere. The sky is the limit.When you are *******talk dirty as****.Get some sex toys and don't forget the red highheels. lay on the bed spread your legs and say, baby it's moma come get your present, then began to move in a circlar motion began to moan ummmmmm make sure the moan is sexy. show him your breast then said are you hungry,baby and don't forget to open your present there's a little gift inside you can kiss and play with. Then do the dam thing,girl. Make me want to hollo!I have excited myself. Gotta go!
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"I love you". << That's my favorite.\n"friend".  << Another good one.\n"Trust me". << Ha-yeah.\n"It will only hurt for a minute". << blaspheme I tell you!\n"Beauty is on the inside". << only if you're ugly.\n"life is short" << happy people say that.\n"no"\n"do I look fat in this?" << of course you do! moo I say\n"can't we just be friends?" << see number 7\n"Report abuse"
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You have to ask. lol-laugh out loud; bf-boyfriend; gf-girlfriend; omg-oh my gosh; lmao-laughing my ass off
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I would set the atmosphere with a theme. For instants, you said you wanted to go to the park. In your living room move the furniture around and set a pinic there. Get some paper and cut it up and make some coupons.Ex: monday coupon it can be sex coupon he can only use it on that day. Also, you can lay fake rose piddles to your room from the bathtub, from the tub to the pinic area. Some guys don't get a womens treatment. they will think that a women will never treat a man like that. Also, man i have so many ideas. any more ? email me
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well if you want to stick with that i would use lust insted of fling....it just sounds better. personally i think once you get started those words might be a little tricky because they are definintly more opposite of eachother than similar\n\nmaybe these ideas could help..... hate and racisim.....fat and obese....attractive and beautiful......wealth and money....popular and famous.....
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You could try turning the joke into a compliment!\neg. Is THAT what you are wearing?.......Good, cos you look great in it - but then you always do! (the second remark stops any comeback!\n\nThere are some things that you cannot give the right answer to:\nDoes my bum look big in this? (you mean it does in other things)\nWhich outfit should I wear? (what's wrong with the other outfit? You liked it last time I wore it)\nWhat colour suits me best? (so I don't look good in.....?)\n\nTact is always the best policy.   If she does look dreadful, just say something like 'You look very nice but I always fancy you most when you in the blue dress'.\n\nIf you don't learn to say nice things, it will cost you a fortune in flowers!\n\nHope the advice helps!
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Romantic candle diner at home "light"\nA good sponge bath while drinking a good wine\nThen ....he he he!!!\n\nfor a non romantic guy!\ntrip to MC Donalds 6 pack of bud & 10 minute sex\ngood luck
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what kind of screen name are you thinking of..i mean i suggest something completly random and off the wall, like albino_beaver, soggy_noodles, or llama_pary.... mabye try something pretty like softly_fading , dirvish_dreams , painted_like_me ... i dont know if any of those exist but feel free to try them. just some suggetions... but whatever you choose it should be unique so people will remember it and it should show part of your personality.
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How about a Haiku .... this one isn't perfect but it's a start ...\n\nOde to Oprah\nA woman of great renown\nBeauty, fame and fortune
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Neat article Patz. \n\n"Marinated by life" says it all. \n\nStill young enough to engage.\nYet wise enough to stand back and choose the preferred options available. If there are none, perfectly acceptable as well, we'll make do with "what" we have.\n\n"Is there a corresponding term to describe guys ?"\nYes. \nA "Seasoned Woman" would find a "Signicant Man" attractive.
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my best "scorpio" answer is the punchline for a joke, "come nude, bring food." ask him if he wants something different tonight and be very open to the answer.
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You are such a tease hehehe, That is the best first Line I have seen to draw us males in hehehehe\nTo cool\n\nPeace
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"small", feminine form
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"When a Man Loves a Woman (Who's Actually a Man In Drag)"\n\n"Maneater"\n\n"Great Balls of Fire"\n\n"I Would Do Anything For Love, Including That"\n\n"Stairway to Steven"\n\n"I Want to Toss That Salad All Night (And Party Every Day)"\n\n"Back Door Man"