what is the best / fastest  way to clean before anal sex?
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I would recommend a fire hydrant,the water is free.
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There are many methods to flush your colon.  Here's two:  Magnesium Citrate is an over the counter liquid that works within a day and it will really empty you out.  Colonic enemas work quickly, usually within an hour.  \n\nAs to the best, it depends on why you want your colon cleansed.  If you are constipated, pretty much any method would work.\n\nIf you are doing it for anal sex, use an enema.  I don't have any experience with that, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night.\n\nIf you are doing it to cleanse your body of toxins, then STOP!  That is a total myth!  Your colon does not need to be "cleansed" for good health.  Colonic cleansing is actually harmful to good health.  Routine "cleansing" disrupts the healthy bacterial flora in your gut, it can drastically affect your electrolyte balances (which is potentially fatal), and if high colonics are done done incorrectly, can pierce your bowel requiring surgery.\n\nColonic cleansing first became popular decades ago.  It was thought that disease came from being "polluted" by toxins that built up in your gut.  The thinking grew so extreme that people ended up getting colonectomies (they had their colons surgically removed) so toxins could never build up.  The idea is totally WRONG.  Your colon self-cleans itself.  You don't get a build-up of toxins, you don't get a caking of feces that stick your guts.  Your guts absorb water and nutrients that are extremely important for your health.
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You should know that anal sex can be very, very pleasurable, even orgasmic, when done right, so don't give up hope!\n\nYour partner needs to understand that your anus needs a little preparation.  Have him finger you, starting with one (lubricated) finger, and work his way up to three...slowly!  When you two graduate to penile penetration, make sure there's plenty of lube (the rule of thumb:  if you're think you're using too much, you're using just enough), and have him go SLOWLY, allowing you to become comfortable before he proceeds.\n\nPlus, make sure you're CALM.  Nerves will tighten you up!\n\nYou should push out as if you're having a BM, and while it's not very intimate, being on all fours will allow you to be the most "open," ideal for this situation.  Save the fancy positions until you've become pros  :)\n\nWith that in mind - patience, calmness, and lots of lube - you should expect a very, very good time!\n\n\nI hope that helps, hun!\n\n\nps) don't EVER use lube that "numbs" the area!  The idea is help you enjoy it too, not cease to feel anything so he can get his rocks off!  :(     Unacceptable!
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afrer you wipe the cum off from around your anus with a kitchen cloth
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Wipe anything that's on the toilet and go.\nThen when I get home I take a shower immediately.
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Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
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We call it washretto. It's good for personwho have hemorage.\nIt needs your anus keep clean, not use paper.\ni think it really good.
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Before; shower.  shave (in ALL the right places).\n\nAfter; talk
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Anal sex can be wonderful..or horrible, depending on you and your partner.\n\nIf you plan to penetrate, have your partner spend lots of time getting you used to it first--I'm talking licking, tonguing, touching, fingering...You should be comfortable with 2 fingers inside before you try to put a penis or anything larger inside it.\n\nOne of the best suggestions I can give...oral sex in the vaginal area until you're almost at the point of orgasm, and then slip something very lubed--fingertip or something of the sort, just inside the anus while there is direct clit contact.  It will send you over the edge in a very good way, but remember not to force it.\n\nPlenty of lube is also a plus.  Astroglide is just about the best around and won't destroy a condom.  Plus it's not water-based, so it's not going to disappear in the middle of sex--it stays for as long as you're still doing it.
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You have to keep your anus extremely CLEAN.Use over the counter remedies such as Tucks pads or regular baby wipes and use after each time you use the facilities.
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use anal play items first (butt plugs, etc., graduate to bigger sizes over time).  Make sure to use lots of lubrication.  Relax!
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Clean half before u leave and half when u come back.\n\nCompromise.
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Give it 4-8 weeks to be safe. To really speed it up and help flush out, try drinking lots of water and cranberry juice. Also, if you can get some Golden Seal or a multi-vitamin containing Golden Seal then that will help with the flushing out.\n\nYour absolute best way to go though is stop smoking the crap. Then it's guaranteed out of your body and you have no fear of getting caught and facing trouble.
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Pee a lot! Drink lots of water! That's the only way to clean it out quickly. There are also those pills that help you clean your system, but I don't know what they are called. I've never needed them.
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Wipe thoroughly after you go potty.
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stupid question first.  Second I would recommened you stop picking your butt..what are you hoping to find up there?  And maybe washing your hands afterwards if you just have to go searching there.
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I have a demented acquaintance sitting here with me who says the best way is to pet them and get them all sleepy then coax them into a fishnet bag like women use to wash their lingerie in. Then you can safely and easily dunk them thoroughly to get a good clean wash. But, he says to be certain you have the blue toilet bowl cleaner in the tank because cats are really dirty with all that hair and saliva from licking. Give it a good flush and rinse kitty nice and clean but have the towel ready when you pull it out because if it gets away from you it will run and hide before you dry it off. And who knows where all that water will be dripping.\n\nNormally it will be three days before you see kitty again.