If a cow goes moo, can a moo go cow? Think about it..?
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I know it is a bit confusing but actually a "moo" can only say oink.  the "oink" can only say baaaa and the "baaaa' is the one that can actually say Cow.  what is even more strange is that i learned that by searching google.com
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Does your mom smell like a cows butt??  How many times have you sniffed goat meat to make a comparison??  Dumb way of thinking.
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How about bcoz its logic-less !! Like a "mooo point" you know a cow’s opinion.....its always "mooooo" :)
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Well there is always the domesticated animals. Will your neighbors really miss their cats. Or the pesky baking dog that could be taught a lesson. \n\nWhat about cows??? You wouldn't kill them but it sure is fun
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Yes.\n\nWhy do you think in that nursery rhyme that the cow jumped over the moon?\n\nCows make the milk that make cheese. Think about it.\n\nAnd if you really believe this, I can get you a really great deal on the Washington or Brooklyn Bridge, if you're interested.
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Only if you're paying to be with a cow.....
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I believe that cows are the mutated form of Unicorns... but yet again i'm a huge dreamer...\nanyways its just a figure-of-speech... but i'd love to see cow's jumping over moons...
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i don't know. but it should involve a horse and a cow....and one should be eating the other one.\njust a suggestion...
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Hmmm interesting question, \n\nLet me give that a thought...  Yup just as I figured.\n\nI would rather vote for a steaming pile of cow manure!
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COW, THAT WAY YOU GET IT ALL
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Definitely. But if ewe punish them, ewe know they'll just run away. And what do you do then when your young one is on the lamb? Ram your head into a wall? I don't think so. So let them be baaaaaaaaaaaaaad every once in a while.
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With cow dung!All of the cow body is pure...\nThat's why this animal is considered sacred...it's also called Ma-mother- in India...so plse,don't eat your mother!
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No, a cow cannot walk down stairs, only upstairs. \n\nBlue Moo website gives us this information (pay particular attention to #43):\n\n45 Fun Facts About Cows  \n1. It takes around 3,000 cows to supply the 22,000 footballs, the NFL uses every season. \n2. The average cow's temperature is 101.5 degrees Fahrenheit. \n3. A cow can't vomit. \n4. Her intestines can get up to 170 feet. \n5.Her liver weighs 10 to 12 pounds, and the kidney's average 20 pounds each. \n6. From a cow's gelatin, we get photographic film. \n7.On the top front of their mouths, cows have a tough pad of skin instead of teeth. \n8.Cows have a total of 32 teeth, 8 incisors on the bottom front and 6 strong molars on the top and bottom back. \n9.There are 10,354,979 cows that give milk in the US. Of these, one fifth are in Wisconsin \n10.The average California cow produces 19,825 pounds of milk each year, more milk per cow than any other state in the nation. That's enough for 128 people to have a glass of milk every day of an entire year! \n11.There are more than 800,000 cows producing milk in California. \n12.The large, black and white Holstein is the most common. Other breeds include Guernsey's, Jerseys, Brown Swiss, Ayrshires, and Milking Shorthorns. \n13.When a Holstein cow is milking, she weighs between 1,100 and 1,500 pounds. \n14. A Jersey cow weighs between 700 and 1,000 pounds. \n15. No two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots. \n16. The cow must be a mother before she will produce milk. \n17. A newborn Holstein calf weighs about 100 pounds and can walk within one hour after birth! \n18. A one year old female calf is called a heifer. She weighs between 450 and 500 pounds. \n19. A cow has one stomach with four sections. \n20. Cows regurgitate their food and rechew the cud to help digestion. A cow spends up to 8 hours a day eating. \n21. Milk is rich in protein which helps build your muscles, and calcium which strengthens your bones. \n22. If you're between 1 and 12 years old, you should have 3 servings of milk dairy products every day. \n23. Teenagers need even more and should have 4 or more servings of dairy foods each day. \n24. Adults should have 2 or more servings of dairy per day. \n25. Cows live to on average 6 to 7 years. \n26. Cows give 60 lb. of milk a day. \n27. Cows eat 100 lb. of feed a day, 20 lb. of grain, and drink a bath tub full of water a day. \n28. Cows can weigh 1,350 lb., and 85 lb. at birth. \n29. A cow spends 13 hours a day lying down and up to 8 hours a day eating. \n30. A cow is full grown at three years old, and produces milk at two years old. \n31. A cow gives in her lifetime enough milk to fill 200,000 glasses, and gives 18,000 lb. of milk every year. \n32. There are 207 bones in a cow's body. \n33. The oldest cow ever recorded was a Dremon cow named "Big Bertha" that died 3 months short of her 49th birthday on New Years Eve, 1993. \n34. Big Bertha also holds the record for lifetime breeding as she produced 39 calves. \n35. The heaviest live birth of a calf is 225 lbs for a British Friesian cow in 1961. \n36. The highest lifetime production of milk for a single cow is 465,224 lbs by the cow named No. 289. \n37. The greatest amount of milk produce in one year was 59,298 lbs by a Holstein cow named Robthom Suzet Paddy. \n38. The greatest amount of milk produced during a single day was 241 lbs by a cow named Urbe Blanca. \n39. Dairy cows can produce 125 lbs of saliva a day. \n40. Dairy cows can produce up to 200 lbs of farts and flatus (burps) a day! \n41. The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows." \n42. Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink." \n43. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs, because a cows' knees can't bend properly to walk back down. \n44. There are (as of 1988) 98,990,000 cows in the USA. \n45. Texas has the most with over 13 million cows.
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I own cows, and let me tell you, they do not sleep standing up. If you go out at night and see one standing up, believe me it is a wake, and a cow maybe laid back, but if you tick it off (most of all the bull) it will hurt you, and believe me they can really hurt.
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anyone hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  i would kill cows.
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If the cow is a consenting adult, then yes.
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I have a pet cow called Bluebell. She is absolutely huge, but she has no difficulty going backwards forwards or side to side and turns like a ballerina! However she does like to walk on firm even ground, and refuses to step over or across anything. This is why you see those metal grids across lanes in the countryside; it stops the cows from wandering away from the farm tracks.