If you had found a hair extension, wig or toupee on the floor in an office.?
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No, I would glue wiggle eyes to it and adopt it as a new pet.
143130
I would just look puzzled and reply "uhm.......so, where are we on the Patterson job?" or whatever would be relevant to the person asking about my wardrobe...when you start getting recognition, raises or promotions for setting a more professional tone in the office, people will stop asking why you're dressed up and start asking where you shop.
1079357
Depends on the floor.....
1001634
as many hair on you head.
914131
check for horns. sometimes they hide them with wigs. LOL
557516
Yes. This an execellent Idea. I too doing the same in my office.
41726
Office Space :)\n   Especially after I got my job, hee hee
455581
Just let it fall out. no need to cut, shave, wear a wig, or any of that stuff. Beauty is on the inside.
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I started a job once at an office where it was mostly jeans.  I was happy to have the job and I wanted to be more professional so I decided to dress up more.  Well, I got "let go" because I didn't fit in.
440349
Not this year, but, about 20 years ago, my husband wore a dress and a wig to work, and told eveyone he got a sex change.  Of course, it was  a small business, and they all knew he was pulling a joke, but the customers sure were fooled.  It was all over town, and  people would come in and ask, "Did you really get a sex change?"  (actually believeing he did this overnight!!!) and he would pull the wig off, and yell "April Fool!"
482280
hair down there may be shaved, maybe trimmed,  maybe grown...its your choice.:)
783396
go as a casino guest n wear a long slinky evening gown and long gloves and a cigarette holder! oher that be fab! drink martini!
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I was caught by a boss and his assistant having sex with a coworker under a staircase, then I was caught on camera having sex in the staff room with an entirely different person !\nI left that job shortly after.
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http://www.todaystylist.com/mono_wig_valerie_hm.htm
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Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
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Yuck. I guess after a while it wouldn't seem like such a big deal. Here's an idea, why don't you let it fall to the ground , and then pick it up after he's done. This way you won't have elephant a$$ in your face all the time. What is she going for Employee of the Month!  "Ginger never even let's the shit hit the ground! She's the Best!"
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Look where they give you some hair colors to choose from. There should be a strip down the right hand side of each hair colour. At least thats where the woman's is.