I need a script containing the words the airline attendants use on an airplane before the airplane's take off
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Let's see if I can remember is - I've been flying a lot lately:\n\nLadies and gentlemen, on behalf of ________ Airlines, I'd like to welcome you to our non-stop flight to _________.  Our flight time today is approximately ____ hours and ____ minutes.  As we prepare for take-off, I'd like to remind everyone to place their seatbacks up and return their tables to the stowed position.  All carryons should be stowed in the overhead bins or under the seat in front of you.  In a moment, we'll be showing a video about some of the safety features of our aircraft.  We ask that you remove the brochure from the seatback in front of you and follow along.  We'd like to remind you that this is a non-smoking flight.  Smoking or tampering with any smoke detectors is a federal offense.  As we prepare to taxi, all electronic devices must be turned to the off position and remain so until we are approximately 10 minutes into the flight.  The seatbelt sign is currently illuminated and any time it's illuminated, you must remain in your seat with your seatbelt fastened.  When we have reached a safe cruising altitude, the captain will turn off the seatbelt sign, but we encourage you to keep it fastened anytime you are in your seat.  Now sit back and relax as we show our safety video.\n\nHow's that?
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Stewardesses; \n\nI believe this is the longest word which can be typed with one hand (left) when typing in the correct manner.
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my, by, try, myrrh, rhythm, fly
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get it here:\n\nhttp://www.hscripts.com/
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In the dictionary\n\n(also at Nasa -- counting down to takeoff)
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CHAT ABBREVIATIONS\n121 one to one\nAFAIK as far as I know\nAFK away from keyboard\nAKA also known as\nARE acronym-rich environment\nASAP as soon as possible\nA/S/L? age, sex, location\nB4 before\nB4N bye for now\nBAK back at the keyboard\nBBIAB be back in a bit\nBBL be back later\nBBML be back much later\nBBN bye bye now\nBBS be back soon\nBEG big evil grin\nBF boyfriend\nBFN bye for now\nBG big grin\nBL belly laughing\nBRB be right back\nBTA but then again\nBTW by the way\nBWL bursting with laughter\nBWTHDIK but what the heck do I know\nC&G chuckle & grin\nCID crying in disgrace\nCNP continued (in my) next post\nCP chat post\nCRBT crying real big tears\nCSG chuckle, snicker, grin\nCU see you\nCUL or CUL8ER see you later\nCUZ because\nCYO see you online\nDIKU do I know you?\nDL dead link\nDLTBBB don’t let the bed bugs bite\nDQMOT don’t quote me on this\nEG evil grin\nEMFBI excuse me for butting in\nEOM end of message\nEOT end of thread\nF2F face to face\nFAQ frequently asked question(s)\nFC fingers crossed\nFISH first in, still here\nFMTYEWTK far more than you ever wanted to know\nFOMCL falling off my chair laughing\nFTBOMH from the bottom of my heart\nFUD fear, uncertainty, and doubt\nFWIW for what it’s worth\nFYI for your information\nGA go ahead\nGAL get a life\nGD&R grinning, ducking, & running\nGF girlfriend\nGFN gone for now\nGIWIST gee, I wish I’d said that\nGMBO giggling my butt off\nGMTA great minds think alike\nGOL giggling out loud\nGTRM going to read mail\nGTSY glad to see you\nH&K hug and kiss\nHAGN have a good night\nHHIS hanging head in shame\nHTH hope this helps\nIAC in any case\nIAE in any event\nIANAL I am not a lawyer (but)\nIC I see\nIDK I don’t know\nIHA I hate acronyms\nIIRC if I remember correctly\nILU I love you\nIM instant message\nIMHO in my humble opinion\nIMing chatting with someone online\nIMNSHO in my not so humble opinion\nIMO in my opinion\nIOW in other words\nIPN I’m posting naked\nIRL in real life\nIWALU I will always love you\nIYSWIM if you see what I mean\nJBOD just a bunch of disks\nJIC just in case\nJK just kidding\nJMO just my opinion\nJTLYK just to let you know\nJW just wondering\nK okay\nKIT keep in touch\nKOC kiss on cheek\nKOL kiss on lips\nKWIM know what I mean?\nL2M listening to music\nL8R later\nLD later, dude\nLDR long distance relationship\nLHM lord help me\nLHU lord help us\nLLTA lots and lots of thunderous applause\nLMIRL let’s meet in real life\nLMSO laughing my socks off\nLOL laughing out loud\nLRF little rubber feet\nLSHMBB laughing so hard my belly is bouncing\nLSHMBH laughing so hard my belly hurts\nLSHTTARDML laughing so hard the tears are running down my leg\nLTM laugh to myself\nLTNS long time, no see\nLTR long term relationship\nLTS laughing to self\nLULAB love you like a brother\nLULAS love you like a sister\nLUWAMH love you with all my heart\nLY love you\nM/F male or female\nMOSS member of same sex\nMOTOS member of the opposite sex\nMSG message\nMTF more to follow\nMUSM miss you so much\nNADT not a darn thing\nNIFOC naked in front of computer\nNP nosy parents\nN/P no problem\nNRN no reply necessary\nOIC oh I see\nOL old lady\nOLL online love\nOM old man\nOMG oh my god\nOTF off the floor\nOTOH on the other hand\nOTTOMH off the top of my head\nP2P peer to peer\nP911 my parents are coming!\nPA parent alert\nPAL parents are listening\nPANB parents are nearby\nPANS pretty awesome new stuff\nPDA public display of affection\nPDS please don’t shoot\nPLZ please\nPM private message\nPMFJIB pardon me for jumping in but….\nPMP peed my pants\nPOAHF put on a happy face\nPOS parent over shoulder\nPOTS plain old telephone service\nPU that stinks\nQSL reply\nQSO conversation\nQT cutie\nRL real life\nROL raffing out loud\nROTFL rolling on the floor laughing\nRPG role playing games\nRSN real soon now\nRYO roll your own\nS4L spam for life\nSETE smiling ear to ear\nSF surfer friendly\nSHCOON shoot hot coffee out of nose\nSHID slaps head in disgust\nSNERT snot nosed ego
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1-I believe I can fly \nI believe I can touch the sky \nI think about it every night and day \nSpread my wings and fly away \nI believe I can soar \nI see me running through that open door \nI believe I can fly \nI believe I can fly \n(Oh) I believe I can fly
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Sanctuary (Including Reverse-Engineered English)\n\n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    In you and I there's a new land, \n    Angels in flight \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah \n    Where fears and lies melt away \n    Music will tie \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    What's left of me \n    What's left of me now \n\n\n    I watch you fast asleep, \n    All I fear means nothing \n\n\n    In you and I there's a new land, \n    Angels in flight \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah \n    Where fears and lies melt away \n    Music will tie \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    What's left of me \n    What's left of me \n\n\n    (snwod dna spu ynam oS) \n    My heart's a battleground \n    (snoitome eurt deen I) \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    (snoitome eurt deen I) \n\n\n    You show me how to see, \n    That nothing is whole \n    and nothing is broken \n\n\n    In you and I there's a new land \n    Angels in flight \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah \n    Where fears and lies melt away \n    Music will tie \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I) \n    What's left of me \n    What's left of me now \n\n    My fears, my lies \n    Melt away... \n    (wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I)
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go through the text and write what it says in a nutshell
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George\n\ni found the script and it goes like this:\n\n"Mr. Darling\nMy Wendy, a woman.\n\nAunt Millicent\nAlmost a woman. She must spend less time with her brothers, and more time with me. She must have her own room, a young lady’s room.\n\nMichael (as John claps a hand over his mouth)\nLeave the nurs-\n\nAunt Millicent\nGeorge, the daughter of a clerk cannot hope to marry as well as that of a manager. You must attend more parties, make small talk with your superiors at the bank. Wit is very fashionable at the moment.\n\nMr. Darling (draining his glass)\nWit."
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yea leoslyrics should have it, just search in full text and put in the words u now.
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http://www.flight93crash.com/
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i would say this while going down with the plane...\n.."telllllll mmmyyy huussbaaannd thhaaaat iiii lllleeeffft thhheee baaack dooorrr ooopeennn!!!!!!!!"
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the closest I got was this:\nTony Montana: [watching flamingos on TV] "Come on, pelicans! Fly, fly away!"\nThis is from "Scarface"
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the website below has a short script that you might find useful.
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try www.scriptlance.com\nwww.elance.com\nwww.rentacoder.com
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Go to http://www.cutandpastescripts.com or http://www.bravenet.com