How many times will a blonde fall on her butt before she realizes she's standing on ice?
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intill its summer time and it melts
1053533
Depends on how many times he gets hit in the head.
165616
I think Michelle Kwan has until the 20th of February to decided whether she'll be competing or not. The competition starts on the 22nd. She's been cleared by doctors and has been declared 'ready to compete' and healthy. Unfortunately, her injury has been acting up since she reached Italy and her practice sessions haven't been gfoing too well. Also, she's 25 and figure skating is a sport that's 'forever young'. Age is no longer on her side. In fact, some of her fellow skaters who were even younger than her- for example,  1998 Olympic Gold medalist Tara Lipinski- have practically retired already. the only reason why Michelle is still competing this last time is to try and win the gold. I hope she makes it!
365489
Burt and Dot bumped into each other and Dot hurt her ankle! :)
167158
She's a veteran athlete and as such she knows her body very well. If she says she can't skate, she can't skate. Sometimes you just have to deal with reality. That's life.\n\nIf she had attempted to skate, and had to quit mid-program, the same people who are saying she quit because she's afraid of the competition would be saying she was selfish to try to skate when she should have let the alternate replace her.
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The skater in question was Marie-France Dubreuil representing Canada. According to the Turin 2006 website (as of yesterday):\n\nCanadian Marie-France Dubreuil's participation in Monday's free dance was in doubt as she was still in pain following a fall in the original dance on Sunday.\n\n"I don't know if she will be able to skate tonight," her partner Patrice Lauzon told reporters after he trained alone at the Palavela rink.\n\n"She was not able to walk yesterday.\n\n"She has nothing broken, so that's good. She is hurting from the knee to the lower back and she is getting treatment."\n\nThe Canadians were one of four couples who tumbled to the ground during the ice dance competition and Dubreuil was taken to a Turin hospital on Sunday as a precautionary measure.
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A figure skater.........
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Around 15-20 minutes. Depending on how much time it takes for promotional events and flooding the ice.
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i can not decide which one so i am doing four.\n*Q: How do you confuse a blonde? \nA: There are millions of ways. One way is to tell her to stand in the corner of a circular room. \nComeback: \n*Q: How does the blond confuse you? \nA: Comes out of the circular room, saying she found the corner\n*A blonde walks into an appliance store and up to the shop assistant. She points to one on the shelf and said, "I'll have that TV." The shop assistant replied, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." And the blonde has to walk out of the store. The next day, she then dyes her hair brown and walks back into the appliance store. Again, she goes, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." She walks out, once again, frustrated. She figures, now, that the shop assistant obviously recognised her face from last time, and she goes to have surgery on her face. She waits four weeks, just to be sure, before walking back into the appliance store. Once more, she says, "I'll have that TV." And the shop assistant replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes." The blonde now finally gives up and asks, "How the hell do you know I'm a blonde?!" The shop assistant replied, "Lady, that's a microwave." :)\n*Three blonde friends are walking down the road. One finds a bottle and opens it. A genie flies out and says, "I will give you each ONE wish." \nThe first says, "I want to be 100% smarter." POOF! She turns into a brunette. \nThe second says, "I want to be 50% smarter." POOF! She turns into a redhead. \nThen the third says, "I want to be 100% dumber." POOF! She turns into a guy. \n(Alternative version: Then the third says, "I want to be smarter than both of them." POOF! She turns into a guy.)
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somewhere between one and a quarter and one and a third turns depending on how much higher than 7.7metres her centre of mass was when she started rotating.  If she was vertical when you started the clock it would be pretty painful when she hit the water.
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How did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?\nHe said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.\n\nWhy did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?\nHe couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.\n\nWhat do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?\nDouble-dumb.\n\nHow can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?\nThe green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.\n\nThree blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is\n sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?\nThe one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!\n\nWhat's the advantage of being married to a blond?\nYou can park in handicapped zones.
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Just a guess, a ten on a scale of one to ten with ten being the highest. And scoot back before you fall and injure yourself.
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Once I see more than two in rapid succession, I quit counting.  I don't care about this actress/singer/whatever at all.  So my guess wouldn't be very accurate in numerical fashion.  I'll give it to you anyway though:\n\nToo many times.
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sorry to say, no. but he's getting there. if you can get air, and kickflip 100% of the time, and do a dark slide 5% of the time. he's there. and "lovely" looks like she doesn't skate at all
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Plenty of times. Their own brothers, two. Careful. You're skating on thin ice, sport.
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She has to roll over twice to get on her back.
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My favorite dumb blonde joke:\n\nDumb blonde on a 4 engine plane hears the captian say "folks we have one engine out, there is going to be a 1 hour delay"...a few moments later he comes across again "engine 2 is out, that's going to be another hour delay"...they fly on for a couple more hours again the captian comes across "engine 3 is out, 1 more hour delay"...the dumb blonde jumps up and says "Damn, hope engine 4 doesn't go out, if it does, we're gonna be up here allllll day"