President Bush is a total tool how does that chimp sleep at night?
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Such strong arguments here.. Just to clarify for you people: Name-calling is not the same as stating facts.  I have not seen any facts stated in the anti-bush argument on this site.  It's pathetic.
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Hate him, if it makes you feel any better. Frankly, though, I don't think he'll lose any sleep over it. And you'd be wasting your life doing so.\n\nBetter: focus your energies on making positive changes for the future. Bush won't be in office much longer (although you'd think with the answers some people give on here that he has already managed to establish himself with a lifetime monarchy), and you need to get behind who you want to see in the office of President.
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1 bush- Jackass/ Ostrich\n2. Olmert- Ardvark/ Armadillo\n3. Rice- Baboon/ Hyena\n4 Ahmadinejad- weasel/ rat\n\n\nHey YOU down below me.......Its spelled Alpaca and dont u dare insult the llammas! They are no where near as ugly or incompetant as Bush!
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President Bush is an exceptional leader and a great President. He is the man.
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Bush does what he is told to do.\n Dance puppet Dance!!!!
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Wakes up, gets a special top-secret 'state of the world' security briefing, then another briefing informing him of major events that happened literally while he was sleeping.  Afterwards, he meets with his full cabinet, then probably meets seperately with his closest cabinet officials and their aides behind closed doors to discuss pressing matters (in this case Iraq, the Palestinian elections, for example) in more detail. Afterwards, he probably catches up on world events from  a more 'casual' perspective (such as a civilian newspaper or the news).  He might have a string of meetings and appointments with dignitaries, congressmen, special interests lobbyists and so on in a pretty much back-to-back basis.  In the evening, he has dinner, then more briefings on events which happened during the day (which would be 'overnight' in some time zones).  He may also be consulted in pressing military concerns, since he is Commander in Chief, but this would obviously be on far-away operations and overall questions (in this day and age, war moves too quickly for one man to literally 'command' everything).  During the rest of the afternoon he's on the phones constantly with world leaders, UN delegates, NATO officials, royalty and heads of state of all manner, officials at the World Bank and IMF and various others as the often forgotten 'behind the scenes' power structure that keeps our world functioning goes on.  There may be some guest appearances in there for good measure.  The President is arguably the most important figure in the modern world, and his opinion and actions set in motion a great many events.  So I'm sure his schedule is constantly busy, even though it might not appear that way.
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Sitting pres\n\nGW Bush, the moron, idiot, killer and liar.
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The President is the head of the Executive branch of our government.  He overseas the Military, and all of the various departments that make up our inept government.  By setting policies for how and under what circumstances our laws will be enforced, he has a great deal of power over the government's actions.\n\nAlso, he has the ability to use the military for whatever ill-conceived purpose for up to 90 days without approval from congress.\n\nHe also has the authority to introduce bills to congress and veto bills that they pass.\n\nThe president also appoints judges, ambassadors, department heads and hundreds of other high level government positions.\n\nBy using these powers as he sees fit, the president has the power to shape the actions of the American government for many years, or even decades.\n\nIn the case of George W. Bush, the president also has the power to alienate our allies, start illegal wars, subvert the American constitution, ignore the suffering of the poor and gradually undo 230 years of proud American history to the embarassment of the people of this country who are not brain-dead or evil.
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THE CHIMP IN THE WHITEHOUSE, HERE'S PROOF!!\n\nhttp://orthanc.univap.br/fark/bush.jpg
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GWB...I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005 \n\n"What was he talking about? I mean, I've always known that politics makes strange bedfellows; but, this is ridiculous. \n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n He was going to sleep on the ground.  \n He uses "bible-speak" in a lot of what he says.  \n Something FAR more perverted than probably any of us can imagine.  \n Who knows what he meant? He's an idiot.  \n Other, see comment  \n He was going to sleep in his friends backyard  \n He meant to say "nightsoil"  \n He's going to sleep in a graveyard"\n\nfrom the article on the site
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He´s a puppet, an evil one, btw. (cheney and co. are behind him) and bush Sr. is also pulling the strings.Needless to say he ain´t the puppet for free, of course!
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Bush has been lying all his life.  Both are/ were evil.
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That indeed is the essence of the word "irony". Bush is a monkey.
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Ever heard the term "chicken hawk"? Only Bush is more like a "chicken monkey", at least he looks like a monkey and he sure is a chicken$!#+ SOB. Of course he evaded serving his country, he still is.
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Bush thinks everyone is lazy like him and won't do ANY work. He is on the way to making Americans a permanent under class!!!!\n\nIMPEACH THE LYING CHIMP!!!!
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He believes it -  but that don't say much, does it.  Bush is a puppet he can jiggle any task the puppeteer jerks him to.  Carl Rove and Cheney are the puppet masters, but they cannot be presidents themselves.
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Here's what I think...\n\nBush > Saddam > Laden > Chimp. \n\n(In intelligence)\n\nHere's my reasoning\n\n\n1. Bush goes in first because he is the president of the USA. You have to be smart to be a president. If you deny this, you are a Bush basher who has no facts and are simply an idiot(Not talking to anyone specifically).\n\n2. Saddam goes next because he strategically went into power as a dictator. Smart.\n\n3. Osama is third because he heads a large terrorist organization and hasn't been found yet.\n\n4. The chimp comes last because, if you're not stupid, you'd know that a chimp is a lesser evolutionary stage of man. Therefore, it is not as smart. \n\n\nOf course, I know the answer you are looking for is that the chimp is the smartest. But I'm not going to say that because it's blatantly incorrect.