tell me one blonde joke.?
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How about a couple brunette jokes?\n\nWhat do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?\nInvisible.\n\nWhy didn't Indians scalp brunettes?\nThe hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.\n\nWhat's a brunette's mating call?\n"Has the blonde left yet?"\n\nWhat do brunettes miss most about a great party?\nThe invitation.\n\nokay...okay...that's enough.
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Great Buddy. Women are really crazy\n\nAnother of that sort\n\nDeer Tracks\n\nThree blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" \nThe second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" \nThe third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" \nThey were still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them. \n\nPain in the ...\nA young brunette goes into the doctor's office and tells him that her body hurts wherever she touches it.\n"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."\nShe takes her finger and pushes on her elbow and screams in agony.\nShe then pushes on her knee and screams, pushes on her ankle and screams...and so it goes.\nNo matter where she touches her agony is apparent.\nThe doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?\nYou're really a blonde."\nShe sheepishly admits that indeed she is a blonde.\n"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."\n\nSkipping\nA blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping."\n\nThe Muffler\nA blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. \n"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." \n"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!" \n\nBlonde in a boat\n\nThere was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”\n\nBlonde in a car\n\nA blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?'' \n''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.'' \nA couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.
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a blonde is driving down the highway in her car. she sees another blonde in the field next to the highway, rowing aa boat. she gets out of her car and says to the blonde in the boat, "what are you doing out there in a boat?"\nand the other blonde says, "this is like, a sea of wheat, duh." and the blonde by her car says, "it's blondes like you that make blondes like me look so stupid. i would go out there and kick your butt right now, but i can't swim."\n- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \n a blonde and a brunette are on top of a building. if they both jump off, which one will hit the ground first?\n\n\nthe brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.\n- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -\n  the pope told 3 nuns to go out and commit a sin. the first nun goes out and steals a car. she comes back to the pope and says, " i stole a car." the pope says, " drink from the holy water and you will be cleansed." so the nun drinks from the holy water and she dies. then the second nun comes back and says, "i robbed a bank." the pope says, "drink from the holy water and you will be cleansed." so she drinks from the holy water, and she dies. then, the 3rd nun comes back and says, " i poisoned the holy water."\n- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Yes, someone knows one or more funny jokes.  http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=ArnzjuRlqSbxSa5yiGyF8SL4y6IX?link=list&sid=396546041
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That was too funny!!  I also am a blonde.  However, I am confident in my own intelligence level to appreciate a dumb blonde joke.  I find them quite entertaining!!!
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A dumb joke, but it made me smile.  Let's be clear that they were peroxide blondes and not natural ones.
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cool joke.pls. answer my riddles too.
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This guy is sitting outside on his lawn when he sees his blonde neighbor walk outside and check her mailbox. With a confused look on her face, she walks back inside. Five minutes later, the blonde walks outside again to check her mailbox. Seeing that there is nothing in it, she walks back inside her house. Another five minutes later, the blonde comes back outside to check her mailbox. After watching the blonde check her mailbox 3 times in a row, the guy is pretty curious. When she starts to walk back inside again, he asks, "What are you doing?" \nShe says, "My computer keeps telling me that I've got mail."\n\nThere were three women, a brunette, a red head, and a blonde who were trying to break the world record for fastest time to swim across the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. The brunette shows up on the other side 48 hours later. "Congratulations!" everyone shouts. 2 hours after the brunette shows up, the red head appears. "Good try" everyone shouts to her. Two weeks later, the blonde shows up. When everyone asked her what happened, she replied, "I don't mean to sound like a poor sport, but I think the other two women were using their arms." \n\nIn Las Vegas there's a nightclub that has a very special mirror in the ladies room. When you stand in front of this mirror and tell a lie the mirror swallows you. \nA rather ugly woman stands in front of the mirror and says: '' I think I am the most beautiful woman in the whole world!''\nSHUM! The mirror swallows her\nThen a fat woman stands in front of it and says:’ I think I am the sexiest woman on earth!''\nSHUM! The mirror swallows her.\nAfterwards a very good looking-sexy blonde stands in front of the mirror and says:\n''I think.'' \nSHUM!\n\n\nYour mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.\n\nYour mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.\n\nYour mother's so fat; her clothes have stretch marks.\n\nYour mother's so fat; she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.\n\nYour mother's so fat; you could slap her butt and ride the waves.\nYour mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.\n\n\nYour mother's so fat; she needs a hula-hoop to keep her socks up.\n\nYour mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.\n\nYour mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.\n\nYour mother's so fat; when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!\n\n\nYour mom's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.\n\nYour mom's so fat when she took her dress to the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."\n\nYour mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.\n\nYour mom's so big; when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white\n\nYour mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
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why does the blonde climb to the glass wall??\nto see whats in the other side....\nhow do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye???\nshine a flashlight in her ear..\nQ. Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman, compared to a brunette snowman? \nA. You have to hollow out the head! \n\nQ: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? \nA: "Are you sure it's mine?" \n\nQ: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb? \nA: You can unscrew a lightbulb. \nQ: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? \nA: They're both empty from the neck up. \n\nQ. How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax? \nA. There's a stamp in the corner of the fax! \n\nQ. Why won't pharmacists hire blondes as secrataries? \nA. They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter! \n\nQ. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? \nA. Tell her a joke on Tuesday! \n\nQ. What did a blonde get on her SAT test? \nA. Nail Polish \n\nQ. What do you call a blonde who lives in Alaska? \nA. A Frosted Flake. \nTwo dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them. \n\nTwo dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."\nhope you laugh a lot....plz give me those 10 points....i need them
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not all blonde jokes are about females... \n\nDumb Male Blondes"\n\nThere were two blonde guys working for the city council. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. \n\nThey worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. \n\nAn onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. \n\nSo he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again." \n\nThe hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, \n"Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees called in sick today.\n\n---------\n\nHow did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?\nHe said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.\n\n----------\n\nWhy did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?\nHe couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.\n\n------------\n\nWhy did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?\nIt took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.\n\n-------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who thought he discovered that\n he had a twin brother?\nHe didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.\n------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who never learned to waterski?\nHe couldn't find a lake with a slope.\n---------------\n\nWhy did the blond only smell good on the right side?\nHe didn't know where to buy Left Guard!\n\n-----------\n\nWhy couldn't the blond bob for apples?\nHis sister was using the toilet.\n\n-----------------\n\nA blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his\n window seat?\nTell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.\n\n---------------\n\nHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?\nTell him a joke on Wednesday. \n\n---------------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?\nIt took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.\n\n----------------\n\nWhy did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?\nHe wanted to see what he looked like asleep.\n\n--------\n\nWhy are most blonde jokes one-liners?\nSo men will understand them.\n\nfeel any better about blonde jokes now?
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1)Theres a blonde and a brunette walking in the park. The brunette says to the blonde "look, a dead bird". The blonde looks up into the air and says "where?"\n\n2)Theres this blonde woman driving her car down the road and all of a sudden starts swerving. A police car behind her notices this and pulls her over. The blonde says "thank god your here officer, these trees keep appearing in the middle of the road and i have to swerve to avoid them." The officer replies "thats your air-freshener."\n\n3)Why shouldnt you let a blonde use your computer? You'll end up with tipex all over the screen. (cos shes usin the word processor, inevitably makes a mistake and tries to tipex it out) [do americans have tipex?]
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Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
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I put this one up earlier this week, but here goes:\n\n   The blonde os driving her car down a road going toward a larger city, and she's following a truck.  She then pases the truck and motions for him to pull over.  Both vehicles pull over, and the blode gets out of her car, walks up to the truck & taps on his window.  He rolls it down and she says, "Hi! My name is Becky and I thought I should tell you you're losing some of the load from the back of your truck."  He nods and then pulls away.  Another mile down the road she motions for him to pull over again, and both vehicles pull over again.  She again gets out of the car, goes up to the truck and tells the driver, "Hi!  My name's Becky and you're still losing stuff out of the back of the truck."  He again nods and pulls away.  They're now on the city limits of the city and approach the stop light.  The truck driver passes the car and motions for the blonde to pull over, and both vehicles pull off the road.  The driver gets out of the truck, walks up to the car & motions for the blonde to roll down her window.  She does, and he says, "Hi!  My name's Randy...you're driving in Iowa...and I drive a salt truck."
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
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what's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? \n   a rooster says cockle-doodle-doo & a blonde says any cock'll do!!\n\nwhats considered safe sex for a blonde?\n  locking the car door and a padded dash\n\ny didn't the blonde pass her drivers test?\n she's never used the front seat be for\n\nfor more go to jokesgallary.com