favorite line from office space?
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You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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well, i happen to work with a young 20 something guy, and he is always saying something witty when he goes to the restroom.\nMy favorite for number one is he is "going to drain the main vain," and for number two is "going to take the browns to the super bowl."  Tacky, but cracks me up everytime.
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Office Space...I never get tired of watching it.
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Well now.....I would have to say D with my gf.  (If I could get her to that is!)\n\nToo many people around to do option A - my office has an open floor plan...no one - not even the president - has an office.  (I have done this when I did have an office.)\n\nOption B....not my style...\n\nOption C....Done it!!!\n\nIn the elevator would be awesome...The stop switches don't have alarms and it would be so awesome to do it on the way back to work!\n\nWhat about you?
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LOL!!!!still laughin!!!!just told that to the guys at the office!!!evryone  is stil laughin
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Pepe the Prawn in Muppets From Space he has all the best lines.\n\nRizzo: Are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg? \nPepe: Sh! It could be full of chocolate, okay. \n\nPepe: You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
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Office Space.\n I like that  guy  too. He also gets a swingline stapler.
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office max or office depot
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OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
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I love them all so I can't choose just one but here's a list of my absolute faves.\n\nRemember The Time\nGone Too Soon \nWill You Be There\nBen\nIn The Closet\n\n♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
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I loved how Les Nessman put a tape outline around his desk that was supposed to be his office.  He made people make knocking sounds before they could speak to him.  LOL
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I like ...... \nI enjoy ........ \nfill in the blank. \nIf for a job working in an office with 20 workers. ? I like contact with numerous peoples thoughts. \nGoing for a job in a one person office ?  I like  finding solutions on my own and enjoy quiteness
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Great one PD!\n\n\nI've got one:\n\nBill Gates goes to hell and Devil gives him a choice among 3 rooms and says that everything in the room will be totally replaced on each morning like the first day. 1st room has 3 demons with baseball bats in hand. 2nd room has fire everywhere. 3rd room has only a table with chair. On the table there is a computer and 6 wine-bottles and a glass.\nMr. Gates goes to room 3. Later, St. Peter asks Devil for this comfort of Mr. Gates. Devil smiles, "The computer has Linux OS with lots of spywares and viruses & not internet connectivity. The glass, as well as the bottles, have a hole at the bottom! Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha..."\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n--- ► λ ◄
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My absolute favorite is Magnetism by Escada. Since I started wearing it(about a year and a half ago), 3 of my friends have also began using it. The "YOU SMELL SOOOO GOOD" comments will start rolling in!!!
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Good ones. \n\nI know Jess, I rock.\nWoo.. Me!!\n\nHope you get your labtop!
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The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,\nMoves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit\nShall lure it back to cancel half a Line,\nNor all your Tears wash out a Word of it\n\n-- Omar Khayyam\n\nThat's a great line! Took me 15 minutes to find it, but it was worth it!
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lmfao!!  You do a good cyber impression of her!  I love The Office!