Your most EMBARRASING moment...?
452943
When I was 17 I was on a date, we were parked and things were progessing nicely until she started to give me a b10wj0b. She managed snag the head on her braces and it ripped badly enough that I had to go to the ER and get 2 stitches, because I wasn't yet 18 they had to call my parents to get permission to treat me.
1023205
Well not too many embarrassing moments .. nothing more the your usual queef or two .. ( not even sure how you spell that one .. haha )
1075406
i told u my worst moment, but i gotta joke:\n\nOne nite a blonde is driving on a road. She keeps on swerving back and forth. A police officer sees her. he puts his sirens on and she pulls over. the police officer walks up to her window and asks her y she was swerving. she says kindly, but frusturated that she was trying not to hit the trees in the middle of the road. the police officer replies, "those arent trees, that your air freshener"
898951
Ohhhh gosh, here we go with these again. And that is pretty embarrassing by the way (your story). I have two most embarrassing moments.\n\nI'll tell you the least worst one first. I can't remember the name of the song, but I was with my friend and we had a study hall (and our teacher was the greatest, he would let us do anything). So a fellow teacher of his comes into the room and me and my friend are hanging out by the window doing our own thing and then the "Shake that thing..." song by Sean Paul came into my head and then I shook my ass down to the ground and did a little dance after that, and when I turned around I realized that both teachers were staring at me and then they started cracking up. I turned around so fast after that. That was really embarrassing.\n\nMy most embarrassing moment was when I was in second grade (I'm a junior now) and I REALLY had to fart one day, lol. My books fell on the floor or something and I bent over to get them, and without even making an attempt, this HUGE LONG fart came out and the whole class started cracking up. After class they were all asking me, "Oh my God! WAS THAT YOU!?!" Imagine that for a second grader...haha\n\nBut the best one I heard was online where this girl was in the movies and she saw her crush, and as she was going to her seat, she fell down. So she was like "Okay, let's not do that again." So she goes to get some popcorn or whatever for herself and her friends and she tripped up the stairs so that she ended up falling backwards all the way down the movie aisle and spilling everything all over herself in front of her crush who was laughing at her. Talk about embarrassing!\n\nThanks for letting me reminisce, hehe (about bad times!) ^_^\n\nI want to hear more stories!
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
257891
Well, kinda terrible and emarassing to tell  :-))\n\nI once was wearing a white summer dress at a party. i was about 15, so anyway as well at a vunerable time...\n\nI was sitting on the barstool, when I had a kinda gush of blood. I got up to go to the washroom, when a lady came uto me tring desperatly to stand behind me:\nMy dress was soked in blood at where I had beed sitting on it and the barstool had got its part too.\n\nIt seemd like a mile to the washroom...\n\nThank god the lady lend me a jacked to do the last bit of walk to the taxis...\n\nTerrible!!!
59882
Your worst nightmare.
176309
The most embarrassing thing for me was when I was younger and visiting a church in the area.  It was a strange non-denomiational church that had some really odd beliefs.  I used to smoke back in those days and the pastor was telling his congregation that people should not be afraid to do what they want.  If you feel like jumping up and dancing in church then do it.  Church should be about freedom.  \n\nSo I lit a cigarette and started smoking.  He stopped and told me that there was no smoking in church.  I told him I was just following his lead.  He said that was no what he meant.  I apologized for interrupting his freedom speech and left.  \n\nIt was embarrassing to me now but it was funny then.
430526
Just learn to laugh at yourself. Don't think about it as a embarrassing moment, think of it as an experience. In third grade the teacher was talking. I had to go. I ask and she said no. The stain was there for a long time. The chair began to flood........
340484
worst and most embarrassing are not necessarily the same incident........
135694
puke all over his face while riding on top..........it was embarassing then but its real funny now coz he cheated on me hahahahaha
332896
No. What an imbarassement that would be?....
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
149936
I was an acolyte and was performing as deacon at the time.  During communion (the rail was pulled and pad down for people to kneel, and I was seated on the altar behind the rail). \n\nThe stupid torchbearers who were sitting in front of the rail behind the choir were making faces at me and I started to laugh.  I mean REALLY side splitting about to pee myself laugh.  I was absolutely mortified, and that just made me laugh even harder!\n\nI ended up bowing my head, moving the rail, hopping over the kneeling pad, and running to the sacristy.  Luckily everyone thought I was crying, and that I was sick. \n\nJust terrible.
33829
OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
1032802
Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
703642
Accident? You fell in?