Here are a few jokes.  Do you have any other ones?
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Q) What do women and cyclones have in common?\n\nA) they both howl when they come an take you house when they leave\n------------------------------\nQ) why is 77 better than 69?\n\nA) because you get eight (ate) more\n\n------------------------------\nQ) What is the difference between a condom and a coffin?\n\nA) you come in one and go in the other\n\n------------------------------\nQ) How did the blonde die raking leaves?\n\nA) She fell out of the tree!\n\n------------------------------\nA guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from Gladwrap. \n\nThe psychiatrist says, ''Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.''\n------------------------------\nQ. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? \n\nA. Because when you take it off, you wonder where her t*ts went!\n------------------------------\nQ: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? \n\nA: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people\n------------------------------\nWhat do condoms and women have in common? \nBoth spend more time in a guy's wallet than on his ****.\n------------------------------\n\nhope you like these \n\n\n\nmy appolagies if i have offended anyone :(
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LOL Thanks. Good joke!   ;)\n\n(you did a good job weeding out the humorless too!)
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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ha ha ha thats a funny one if you want more look for juan s i just did a joke
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worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
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Some funny sex jokes.  They're awesome!!!
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haha, i really liked the second joke.  Thanks for sharing.
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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101? I ONLY HAVE MY BEST 3 JOKES...HOPE IT DOESN'T OFFEND U\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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Okay, this one isn't all that funny, but it made my grandpa laugh:\n\nSo, the wife says to her husband "Dearest, since you're out of work, we've been a bit strapped financially. I think we need to go on a budget." And the husband says "Why?" The wife answers "Well, you spent fifty dollars on beer last week." To this the husband replies "That's funny. You spent fifty dollars on Avon last week." The wife comes back "Well, I need that stuff so that I can look and smell nice for you." The husband retorts, "Yeah, well after I drank that beer, you sure did look nice."
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2.\n\nAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"\nThe man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."\nSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.\nThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."\nThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.\nThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.\nEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.\nThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."\nThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."\n\n guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.\n"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.\nThe Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."\nSo, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.\nThe English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity. \nAgain, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."\nThe Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." \nThe Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."\n\n\nWhat do you call a Scots woman with one leg? \nEileen.\n\n\nAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.\nThe Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow."\nThe Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow."\nThe Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. "No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!"\n\n\nJock decided to call his father-in-law the "Exorcist" cuz every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear!\n\n\nHow do you get a Highlander onto the roof?\nTell him the drinks are on the house.\n\n\nNowadays the Scots do not play bagpipes to frighten their enemies, they do it to annoy their neighbours.\n\n\n\nA Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.\nEveryone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.\nA guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.\nAnother guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.\nThis guy pays his £50. \nThen a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.\n"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."\n\n\nWhat do
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two points very good (joke)
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Look Here, some good jokes by people all over.
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A ham & cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, "We don't serve food here."\n\nA skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.\n\nA gay man is walking up to a crowed bar and says to another patron, "May I push your stool in?"\n\nA baby Harp seal walks into a club. Freaking tragedy.
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LMFAO :)) Where do you get all these great jokes? Absolutely hilarious
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lol that's a very cute joke.. good to see some clean ones around for once
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Okay first before I tell you these I am in no way shape or form a biggot in anyway so just remeber these are jokes...\nWhat do you call two lesbians in a closet?...A licker cabinet.\nWhat do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders\nWhy did the blondes bellybutton hurt after sex? Her boyfriend is blonde too.\nHow does the whore turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.