What is your most embarassing moment in life?  Mine was when I was picking my nose and my lady mgr walked in?
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I was invited to a nudist resort by a woman I had met at a local bar the evening before.  I agreed and upon settling in I noticed I was practically the only person there in a bathing suit and felt quite uncomfortable.  \n\nShe noticed this and asked me to go out onto the lake on a large raft and take in the sun.  I agree and once out there for a short while I began to relax and removed my bathing suit.\n\nIn a matter of seconds of me removing my suit, an announcement calling her name said she had visitors at the office and to please come to meet them.  Wanting to show her I was "OK" with the nude thing, I left my suit off as we paddled our way in and I accompanied her to her visitors.\n\nHer visitors happened to be two redneck sheriffs there to serve her with eviction papers for non payment of rent.  They escorted us back to her place (my suit was still by the lake) and were obviously in no hurry to leave as the entire process took what seemed like an eternity.\n\nShe never bothered to dress and I never got out from under my towel.
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The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
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I am sorry.  That is just sick honey. You need to tell her what you saw and that it was nasty.
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We had just stood in formation for 45 minutes during a ceremony to name a permanent regimental commander and command sergeant major.  I had a lot of water before the formation and I really had to go.  \n\nAfter we were dismissed my buddy and I went to the PX to go get some lunch, so we ordered our food, dropped it at a table, and both rushed to the latrine.  There were 3 stalls and 2 urinals.\n\nMy buddy was ahead of me and he went into the far stall.  I went to the urinal, but some really old guy went to the second stall.\n\nWell the old guy had some sort of problem and made some thunderous sounds on the toilet, to which my buddy remarked "Good Lord you have got some cannon fire over there," thinking that it was me next to him in the middle stall.\n\nI didn't know what he was talking about at first, but then I guess the smell got to him and he said "Oh my God, dude, you reak!  I think I am going to be sick."\n\nThe old guy then let loose with some thunder and there was a lot of plopping.  At that point I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe, even though I wanted to tell him it wasn't me.\n\nSo he flushed the toilet at about the same time as the old guy and they both exited the stall at the same time.  The regimental commander was the old guy.
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the craziest/wildest thing would have to be the time I was having sex with my girl and she was really get'n into it.Concentrating and determined to have that final explosive "O" before slipping into a coma for the night. She was on top of me and I was on a chair(for mental pic) so as to hit that spot that drove her over the edge she was just about there starting to buck and grind when all of a sudden she stopped with this horrified look on her face. The pleasure was gone and terror was written all over her face,she just kept asking me to get up and go to the other room. I couldn't figure out what was wrong until i started to walk out and saw the pile of crap sitting on the floor right under where her ass had been hanging over the chair
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pick my nose... hahaha....
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Of course! How do you like being walked in on while doing something like picking your nose! lmao
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Years ago I was on my way to India. I had gone to the restroom at the Raleigh Durham airport in N.C while waiting for my flight. I had chosen to wear a dress that I thought would be comfortable anyhow when I was in the restroom the back of my dress got caught in the top of my panty hose. I wasn't aware of this and when I came out of the restroom everybody in the airport was pointing and laughing. I couldn't figure out why and my cousin had to quietly tell me. I was so embarrassed that I cried.
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I was loving my wife's most precious place once and i will never ever forget it.  It was one of the most memorable and stimulating moments of my life.  She actually came in my face.  I must have had somthing there at the right angle when she let go.  It was NOT pee.  She came on my face and i loved it!
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No, but I have farted while sneezing, from sheer force!  Very embarrassing!
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Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
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Ohh there is some really unhappy ones for me so Ill stick to a funny one. Mum caught me naked with my boyfriend on the bed when I was young. She knocked on the door first and I said " dont come in!" so she comes in. Gets a big shock, backs out of the room saying  "I thought you said 'come in'" How unlucky eh?
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WORST..WHEN MY GIRL FRIEND DEPART ME..\nBEST...WHEN I SAW HER WITH MY ENEMY..!
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Standing in the check out line at Walmart my 13 year old step son slaped himself across the face and started yelling "Im sorry please dont hit me any more i will mind"\n I was just glad others saw him do it so they didnt think i did.
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A friend of mine said that she went on a date, and had to go to the ladies,  and when she came out of the toilet she realized she was getting some very strange looks, her date then said to her turn around and stood behind her, and up until this point she had no idea that the back of her dress was stuck in her knickers exposing her bottom to all and sundry....when she told me this i couldn't stop laughing, and told her she seriously needed to have a word with herself....not to mention her date never called her back.
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Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
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the most embarassing thing that happened to me was the day my mom walked in on my ex-boyfriend an i having sex.we kept right on doing what we were doing, because it was too late to stop, she had already walked in.