What Would You Do If You Were A MILF???
437657
Well I don't think there is a lot you can do to stop their feelings but you can avoid encouraging them. Watch what you wear.. no you don't need to wear a nun's habit but stay away from short shorts and tight tops. If you are naturally a huggy type of person try to avoid hugging the kids. Just be flattered and if you are married, when the kids are around pay EXTRA attention to your husband so the kids know you already have a man you are happy with. Lastly be flattered that you are a MILF =)
337905
well, i would stay wit her or try to get back wit her. cuzz i moved to california from philadelphia and i was in the middle of a relationship. n me and my baby still togetha!!!!!!
743724
You played adult when you had sex, do the adult thing and give the child up for adoption.  Ask for you parents forgiveness, go to school, get an education, grow up, and then worry about relationships.\n\nUntil then get smart, don't have unprotected sex and find yourself in the same situation all over again.
338767
If my lady looked like Jenna Jameson and talked like John Madden... I'd probably hang out with her more.\n\n(sadly, she looks like Madden and talks like Jameson)
449933
I would tie her to a chair and put some Bose headphones on her. You know, the really expensive but incredibly great sounding headphones..........and I would turn the volume up shriekingly loud and pop in her own CD. On repeat. And feed her every so often so she'll have the strenth to keep listening.\n\nOr better yet, I would sing her songs to her. I don't know the words but I would make it up as I went along. I suck. I can't sing at all. That would really get her.
488414
A total compliment.  BTW ... you are a MILF.  wooohooo
829939
1. yeah, if she wasn't thinking straight and could get hurt.\n2. Depends, if it was something I understand I'd let her cry- If she was being a baby or flaky then I'd tell her to go rest.\n3. I'd definitelt be with her in public.\n4. Sure, sleeping in my arms would be nice.
522438
Pay her...she would have to be a hooker
662922
tell mom-in-law to do things your way in your home or hit the highway...[its your life] make your own choices..
37018
Your optional answers only leave me to believe she's a blow up doll, so... \n\n3. have sex with it.
1120647
I would knock the hell outta my mans baby mama...she is always trying to hurt him with his son and fails to take proper care of the child---ohh and did I mention how she uses the money to pay cell phone bills?...watch out b*tch because we know what you been doing and soon he will be living with us!!!
801691
I would give her one. She was my fave Spice Girl back in the day, and now she is a proper milf.
103661
SMACK HER IN THE MOUTH!!!  HOW CAN YOU TAKE ALL THE MOUTH NOISES!  Do it for all of us. :)
1083415
Try having her get on top of you with her back to you and then lean back towards you......  I swear it feels amazing.......... Damn hubby is at work.......  Sorry got sidetracked, she will get the feeling of what to do from there....... Community guidelines......  I can't say anymore......  Best wishes ~
345584
I would be my dog!! Then, I could lay around all day.  Earn my keep by barking at the mailman and the occasional neighbor that walks by with their dogs.  Get doggy treats each day and get tons of rubs and kisses from my mom and dad!!  Boy, would I have a life to be envied!!
377144
Option A\n\nGo without a bra as much as you can before you have kids and can't anymore.\n\nALL THE TIME! \n\nAnd panties are never comfortable.
332458
I'd be one of the desperate house-guys. I'd probably be Mike. I give my all to this woman I love, and she stomps on it. I treat her like a queen, but she doesn't realize it... Then when she tries to fix it, I find out more lies.\n\nLadies, I need some love.