why did the duck cross the road? 10 points to the right answer?
448706
because the chicken was on strike!
987885
well the only reason the chicken needed eggs was because he stole them from the cow, and the cow saw him taking the eggs and the chicken needed to her new ones. The cow crossed the road beacause she needed to make sure the chicken got her the right type of eggs.
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I put this one up earlier this week, but here goes:\n\n   The blonde os driving her car down a road going toward a larger city, and she's following a truck.  She then pases the truck and motions for him to pull over.  Both vehicles pull over, and the blode gets out of her car, walks up to the truck & taps on his window.  He rolls it down and she says, "Hi! My name is Becky and I thought I should tell you you're losing some of the load from the back of your truck."  He nods and then pulls away.  Another mile down the road she motions for him to pull over again, and both vehicles pull over again.  She again gets out of the car, goes up to the truck and tells the driver, "Hi!  My name's Becky and you're still losing stuff out of the back of the truck."  He again nods and pulls away.  They're now on the city limits of the city and approach the stop light.  The truck driver passes the car and motions for the blonde to pull over, and both vehicles pull off the road.  The driver gets out of the truck, walks up to the car & motions for the blonde to roll down her window.  She does, and he says, "Hi!  My name's Randy...you're driving in Iowa...and I drive a salt truck."
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why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?\n\n\nhe wanted to "lay it on the line"
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coz there's another chicken with opposite gender at the other side of the road???
71436
i think i saw it crossing the street earlier today, it was hanging around with a black and white stripe sock, sound familiar??
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I ask the person or people near by if they heard ducks quacking?!!!\nLOL
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there was a blonde driving a semi down the highway and she saw something white dancing in the middle of the highway she started honking her horn for the thing to move. she was getting mad so she hit her brakes really hard. \nQ: what was in the middle of the road?\nA: it was a bedsheet laying flat and the wind was blowing it...HAHA...
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the other day, i saw a chicken crossing the road, so i asked it why. promptly he told me it was none of my buisness.
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Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.
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Is the answer A Zebra Crossing ?
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Hey U Gotta Perfectly Good Explanation, \nIts LIke The Sign That I Saw It Said "Right Turn: -  Must Turn Right"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?\n(http://www.madore.org/~david/misc/chicken.html)\n\nKINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. \n\nPLATO: For the greater good. \n\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. \n\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. \n\nTIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. \n\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. \n\nRONALD REAGAN: I forget. \n\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. \n\nHIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. \n\nANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting ,in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful. \n\nLOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken `crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. \n\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. \n\nMOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, ``Thou shalt cross the road.'' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. \n\nFOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? \n\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. \n\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. \n\nJERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? \n\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. \n\nBILL GATES: Our soon-to-be-released Chicken '98 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. \n\nOLIVER STONE: The question is not, ``Why did the chicken cross the road?'' Rather, it is, ``Who was crossing the road at the sametime, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?'' \n\nDARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cros
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There where 3 ducks swimming in a pond. One duck was blowing Bubbles. The duck police came and the ducks had scattered. The duck officer said who was blowing Bubbles? No one answered, so he arrested all 3. \nThe 1st duck went in front of the judge...\n Judge:   Why where you in the pond? \nDuck 1 : Just swimming around sir.\nJudge: Sure you weren't blowing Bubbles?\nDuck 1: No sir.\nJudge: $20.00 fine for loitering.....Next...\nJudge: What where you doing ?\nDuck 2: The same as Duck 1.\nJudge: $20.00 fine....... NEXT!!\nJudge: And I guess you where just swimming around also ?\nDuck 3 : No Your Honor. I am Bubbles.
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..because someone Toad him to\n\n..because he was a Horny toad and wanted to check out some frog legs.\n\n..because he wasn't Hoppy
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she likes to cross the roads
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Don't let it cross the road?