what is the evan esar quote that begins with "If you?
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Is it the one 'If you can keep your head when all around are losing theres, you'll be a man my son'? (I think that might be Rudyard Kiplings 'If' though.)
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From the movie Life.\n\nRay: "You [bleep] around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions."
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This line appears in the movie "Only You"\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110737/\nhttp://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/o/only-you-script-transcript-tomei.html\n\nThat's the only one I can come up with.
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Only if you want to live
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Ferris Bueller!\n\nHere's another good quote:\n\n"Crying?! There's no crying in baseball!"
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I would say: "Who are you, to judge ME?" :))
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Any time you need something like that go to Music lyrics .com
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you could start with\n"imagine how it would be if we saw everything in shades of grey"
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anything with out you
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"Don't settle 4 the 1 u can live with; wait 4 the 1 u can't live without" is a great quote, but seems to be found mostly as signatures on myspace and aol.com. \n\nToni Morrison wrote something similar, but not exact, in  "Love: A Novel." She writes that "you can live with anything if you have what you can't live without." \n\nHope that helps.
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"Be careful what you pretend to be, because you are what you pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut\n\n"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why." - Kurt Vonnegut\n\n"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."  Kurt Vonnegut\n\n"For an educated man, Mark, you repeat yourself quite a bit. Are you aware of that?" - Prot, K-PAX
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The quote is "When" not " If"\n\n\n “When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.”Ronald Reagan
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"Things could always be worse"\n\n"cry now, we'll laugh later"\n\n"give until you have nothing left to give, and then give some more"\n\n"Live, laugh and love often"\n\n\nReally good question by the way...sort of curious to see what others have.
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I think It's called "if you're not the one" \nby Daniel Beddingfield
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don't s.h.i.t where you eat.............olympia dukakis from moonstruck                    my favorite quote of all time is george carlin......"have you ever noticed all the people against abortion are so ugly you wouldn't wanna f.u.c.k. 'em anyway"
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"Work like you don't need the money, \nLove like your heart has never been broken,\nAnd dance like no one is watching"\n\nand\n\n"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"\n\nare my two favorite quotes
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Ronald Kornblow: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world. \nBeatrice Rheiner: [eagerly] Do you really? \nRonald Kornblow: No, but I don't mind lying if it'll get me somewheres.