anyone know some good tongue twisters???
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A tutor who tooted the flute\nTried to tutor two tooters to toot\nSaid the two to the tutor\n"Is it tougher to toot\nOr to tutor two tooters to toot?"\n\nSilly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.\nThe seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed\nShilly-shallied south.\nThese sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;\nSheep should sleep in a shed.\n\nThree sweet switched Swiss witches\nWatch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches.\nWhich sweet switched Swiss witch watches\nWhich washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?\n\nTheophilus Thadeus Thistledown,\nThe succesful thistle-sifter,\nWhile sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,\nThrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.\n\nNow, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,\nThe succesful thistle-sifter,\nThrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,\nSee that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,\nThrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.\n\nA certain young fellow named Beebee\nWished to marry a lady named Phoebe\n"But," he said. "I must see\nWhat the minister's fee be\nBefore Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"\n\nI thought a thought.\nBut the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.\nIf the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.\n\nA skunk sat on a stump.\nThe stump thought the skunk stunk.\nThe skunk thought the stump stunk .\nWhat stunk the skunk or the stump?\n\nIf one doctor doctors another doctor\nDoes the doctor who doctors the doctor\nDoctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?\nOr does the doctor doctor the way\nThe doctor who doctors doctors?\n\nThe doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way\nThe doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.\nNot the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.\n\nMr. See owned a saw.\nAnd Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.\nNow See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw\nBefore Soar saw See,\nWhich made Soar sore.\nHad Soar seen See's saw\nBefore See sawed Soar's seesaw,\nSee's saw would not have sawed\nSoar's seesaw.\nSo See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.\nBut it was sad to see Soar so sore\nJust because See's saw sawed\nSoar's seesaw!\n\nI cannot bear to see a bear\nBear down upon a hare.\nWhen bare of hair he strips the hare,\nRight there I cry, "Forbear!"\n\nIf Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit\nAnd Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank\nHow many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?\n\nDid Dick Pickens prick his pinkie\nPickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch\nOr framing his famed French finch photos?\n\nDr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson,\nAfter great consideration,\nCame to the conclusion\nThat the Indian nation\nBeyond the Indian Ocean\nIs back in education\nBecause the chief occupation is cultivation.\n\nA tree toad loved a she-toad\nWho lived up in a tree.\nHe was a two-toed tree toad\nBut a three-toed toad was she.\nThe two-toed tree toad tried to win\nThe three-toed she-toad's heart,\nFor the two-toed tree toad loved the ground\nThat the three-toed tree toad trod.\nBut the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.\nHe couldn't please her whim.\nFrom her tree toad bower\nWith her three-toed power\nThe she-toad vetoed him.\n\nYou've no need to light a night-light\nOn a light night like tonight,\nFor a night-light's light's a slight light,\nAnd tonight's a night that's light.\nWhen a night's light, like tonight's light,\nIt is really not quite right\nTo light night-lights with their slight lights\nOn a light night like tonight.\n\nOf all the felt I ever felt,\nI never felt a piece of felt\nWhich felt as fine as that felt felt,\nWhen first I felt that felt hat's felt.\n\nA flea and a fly in a flue\nSaid the fly "Oh what should we do"\nSaid the flea" Let us fly\nSaid the fly"Let us flee"\nSo they flew through a flaw in the flue\n\nIf a Hottentot taught\nA
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Hmm.  Let me seeee.  <unwraps tootsie pop> \n\nA one........\n\nA two.......\n\nA three (CHOMP!!) <Bites tootsie pop>\n\nThree.
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Check this site out .. it's fun! http://www.amiright.com/misheard/
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BLUMPIE\n\n\nand, one I created: " The Wet Squirrel" -- when a girl is sucking your balls while you soak her head in piss.
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any SAT books ("Tooth and Nail" if you like mystery.) . they have big SAT words included in the story and a glossary in the back. its a lot better than just trying to memorize silly words you'll never use.\n:-)
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try chewingum or bonbons
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I usually pick my pranks from these sites... hope u can find somehting that'll suit u too... enjoy... :o)\nwww.april-fools-tricks.com/\nhttp://www.kidzworld.com/site/p1939.htm\nwww.april-fools.us
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put a pencil (horizontal way) between your lips then roll the tongue to the back without touching the pencil, you'll get the sound and the mouth will kind of vibrate.\n\n1st your try to make that sound, then try some words...\ncarro, perro, gorra, ferrocarril
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Swoon, Swear, Sweepstakes, Sweden, swampland, swandive, swashbuckler, swaddle, swing, swivel, swoop,swordfish, sword. \n\nOk, you know how when you type too many words with the same letters, they begin to look incorrect? I am experiencing that now. My reality has been altered. I have to quit now. This was very fun!
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Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
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Come here, pucker up, mmmmmmwwwwaaawww!\nNice!
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Get a tongue scraper.
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I'd have to say http://www.ebaumsworld.com That is some funny stuff! Listen to the audio prank calls with this guy named Mr. Bergis! Too hilarious.  Also, http://www.GreaterDiscounts.com is a good website too!
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Okay...I'll try to come up with a few, hopefully they will get your creative juices flowing and you can find a winner:\n\nTot Lot\nDapper Duds\nWee Wear\nKid Kouture
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here are some sites with a funny chinese audio prank. i also included one involving a korean. :)
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I am an avid theatre arts performer, and while taking performance classes there were quite a few individuals with accents. One in particular was a girl from russia, while in the class I seen her accent decrease dramatically. The reason the class helped her is because before we start our lessons we would do tongue twisters, while keeping our diction (which means that you have to speak as clearly as possible without dropping off the end of any words or smushing the words together). Try some of these tongue twisters:\nThe blue black bug bit the big brown bear, and the big brown bear bled blood.\n\nYou know New York you need New York, you know you need unique New York.\n\nRed leather yellow leather, blue black metal copper kettle\n\nChrysanthimum Geranium Alluminum Linoleum-x3\n\nSay them as clearly as possible, and find new ones regularly. If you start to say them with ease then it will no longer help you to lose the accent. I also have a friend that was born in England, and theatre classes have helped him a great deal as well also because of the tongue twisters. He also said that he would read the dictionary out loud. I hope I could help! Thanks for the 2 points!
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try studyspanish.com, or rent some sort of program from the library to use on the computer. thanx for the recipe =)