How do I become a fat gross pig that lies on the couch all day stuffing his face wearing a mumu?
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Just strive for it! You can accomplish anything!
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well just put a mat or towel or folded blanket in front of the TV. lay down on it and kick yourself in the face with your knee [ or try to any way which is how i used to do it]
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umm you could throw a barmitzva, or have a guilt free party where you just act like kids and drink koolade!\n\nthats real fun!\n\n-tmac
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just suck him up and cook him food
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whore bag nugget raper.  u need to mod mine also or give me the soft ware.  see u wednesday monkey raper
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Go away you shite!\nwatch Man U get stuffed tomorrow!
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Get a cow, they are far more "fart" productive : methane \n\nor drink a bottle of rotten olive oil and rancid fish :):):\n\ncareful don't blow yourself up
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No matter how much weight i gain or loose u'll always b an ugly looser whose "friends" only stick around 4 da free food........  If i throw a stick, will u leave?..........just a second, i'm tryin to imagine u wif a personality........I'm not your type, i'm not inflatable...... You!Get off my planet.......... oh dear! one more village missing its idiot. I think u should go bak to them now...........much can b accomlpished with a smile.more can be accomplished with a smile and a gun.......You were born naked,wet and hungry, then things got worse...........Weneva u open ur mouth its only to change whicheva foot ws already in there.........since i last saw u you had reached rock bottom and hav now started digging..........u r depriving a village somewhere of an idiot...........y dnt u go eat sum grass?thats wat cows do isn't it?!
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i dunno fatass. how do u?
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Make them! Buy some really nice slippers and then look for Smiley Face Fabric or Better, I think in the Auto section Wal-Wort had Smiley Balls you could attach to the Slippers. When you make your own you will have a better quality slipper and it be unique, then your friends will want you to make them some, their families will want, then the people at their work will want. Then you have to move to a Rural Area get Government Funding and start a Company to Hire people to make your Slipper. Then you get Rich, kick your feet up on your Desk, Fire up a Cigar, well what ever women fire up, and say; "Ahhhh, this all started on Yahoo Answers with some dude called Snageifritz" ;-)
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cut out all starchy items avoid all junk food like the plague exercise daily maybe a 30 minute walk and find a good work out on line that includes push ups sit ups and that sort of conditioning exercises dint starve yourself because that will only be work temporarly  after christmas you will end up gaining it like mad want more info email me at milkyway700@yahoo.com
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Doesn't it strike you as a bad idea to permanently affix yourself to that which you despise?  Instead, go home and staple yourself to the couch but be sure to first bring an adequate supply of snacks along.  What is considered adequate?  I'm not sure, perhaps Yahoo! Answers will know...
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eat alot of beans or other food that has alot of carbohydrates.  also take just a pinch of yeast with the food.  in 24 hours you'll be farting enough to light a fire.
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eat lots of pork and chocolate, both contain high levels of dopamine.  It'll substitute the addiction you had for this person.  But exercise while at it, otherwise you'll get fat and nobody will love you.
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jump up and down with your head tilted and then use your hand to create a vacum in your ear ( like a plunger )
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live a little, if a man wants to wear diapers, make him shitin them
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yes. My aunt does that. Just make sure you eat lots fruits and   food group. Dont pig out by all mean. best luck.