how do u tell your best friend they smell like shite?
443436
Let's see If my best friend smell`like sh1t I would say to him or her something like "have you tried this soap it's smells good, it makes your skin soft?" or something like that. I can't really tell you how cuz I never had to tell my best friend but I wish you all the luck in the world.
205905
get a friend to tell\n him
149097
Don't be too afraid about that.  If he/she is your best friend, you won't be able to say almost anything to offend him/her.
338101
my brother is a big fat moron, and he smells like crap
36710
You can joke around with him one day and tell him how you feel. If he has a look of confusion or disgust, then tell him you were kidding. The only other way is to talk to him. Just let him know you still want to be friends if he doesn't care for you like that, it's just something you need to know.
583413
Take one of those urinal air fresheners and put it in the sprinkler head in the shower (or you could substitute bouillon cubes beef or chicken your choice and then they get a soup shower).\n\nTake a soap box (ya know the boxes that contain a single bar of soap?) and punch a bunch of holes in it with a hole puncher. Find some fresh dog crap and put it in the box. Once you get to school or work tape the thing up under someones desk that you want to prank. Every once in a while a slight draft will cause the odor to be smelled and they will periodically check their shoes and the back of their As* to see if they sat or stepped on something. I got a million of em.
961227
If hes your boyfriend and best friend then sit down and tell him that your a person who likes to keep thing discreet.
92289
tell him that he is hurting his self which he is i know the smell must be bad but take him to a dr or something that u arranged for him then go with him in the back and talk to the dr the dr will help u he or she may put your firned ina mental hospitail for a few days but it will be worth it just stand beside of him he has a really bad meantal problem
816338
Ask her if she works out everyday or jogs to school. Or ask if she has been under some stress.\nWhen she answers or asks why tell her you noticed she has a order about her and you just want to let her know so she could spend a little more time in the shower or try a better deodorant cuz hers is failing her. Be kind and helpful like you have no idea she might smell because she just doesn't.
821831
dang, dont sound much like a best friend to me. tell her that you dont like that she lies to you and you cant be best friends with someone you can't trust. tell her that that has been bothering you for a long while and wish you could have that special best friend trust with her or it just isn't going to work out, because if she lies so much to you now, its only going to get worse. you might want to mention to her about her breath too.. haha jk!
843798
Tell him to wash his stanky self or he will NEVER get ANY from you again! UGH! Then turn to magazines and talk about how nice these guys look with their white teeth and their close shave and tell him you miss the days that he was like that. If he dont get it, lock it up and give him none !
647877
Give him a stink yourself and if he comments just bring it up
135911
Tell her that it is extremely dangerous to her/his health. If you dont want to be around him, tell him/her that. If they are a truly good friend, they would value your friendship. Get some facts and pictures if you can and show them to her/him.
646598
laugh it off...hopefully the smell goes before it imprints itself on anyone's mind  lol
324599
Tell directly to him/her.\nIts is ths simple and most effective way\nJust tell I am sorry by heart.
250914
it depends on how old you are, and how well you know her.  if you want to tell her, there's no reason you shouldn't, if you break it to her in a nice, polite way.\nfor example, don't go up to her and say, "hey, you have really hairy arms.  everybody's making fun of you.  you should shave or something, 'cause, people think it's gross."  instead, say it to her in a gentle way, and make sure that there aren't other people around, that would just embarass her more.  try just telling her that there are a couple of people making fun of her, you think it's wrong that they are, and just wanted her to know.  if you're nice enough, you might get a new friend!  however, if you're one of the people making fun, don't do it anymore, but don't say what i said above, because that would be lying, and that is bad.  tell her the truth, in a nice way, and everything should be fine.
86096
This is probably the best way to find out if she's the one for him! \n\n Silly, eh?\n\nA girl shouldn't be stingy about a man's stench, it happens, and she does it too, she shouldn't be snobby about it. \n\nWork up a sheepish blush, roll down the window a tad, and say "Oh my god, I'm so sorry." laugh nervously. and act embarassed. \n\n or, if that's not like him... if he's the type of guy who likes cracking jokes...\n\n"Wow, I'm so sorry." then if she laughs about it, apologize again, wait a while, then quietly say "That sounded like a duck. smells like a french man" ...don't get too gruesome, you don't want to try and cover it up just in case it's obvious, a man who can accept his mistakes makes him all the more attractive, \n\n -- be cute about it! but masculine at the same time, \n\nIf he's an obnoxious kind of guy, \n\n*laugh* say, "Oh man!! wooo. Smell that? I'm sorry."\n" ...hey!! try it!! fart, cmon! try it!"\n\nIf he's a shy kind of guy that would just die...\n\n"I-I'm sorry. ...e...excuse me." roll down the window, and be quiet or continue blushing until you hear an "AWWW"\n\nwork with the character you have, but no matter what you do, make sure to throw in the "I'm sorry" \n\n\nMaking the best of the bowels.\n\n--christy. XD Lol.