i just had my cake, and i ate it too! why do people say i cant do that?
436250
Not sure....what kind of cake was it?  Was it baked just for you? Did you mix it up, get the oven real hot and put it in yourself?  If you did, then it was all yours to eat!
1107902
Nope you can't..happened to me
452813
Sweety, I have had this same problem.  I once told my husband a story about a woman who ate an entire chocolate cake and then someone offered her a piece of cake and she refused because she was so full.  But then one day she hadn't had any cake for weeks and someone offered her a piece and even though it wasn't her favorite flavor she took it anyway because she hadn't had any cake for so long.  My husband seemed to understand that I was talking about getting enough sex or the alternative- cheating (which I would never do but there's no reason not to keep him on his toes, right) and now whenever I think it's been too long, I just tell him I'm really hungry for chocolate cake and he usually gets the point.  Best wishes
280636
A way for men to have their cake and eat it too!! Any respectable woman wouldn't share their man with another.
659459
Mom said I ate the chocolate bar and I swear I didn't. Mom doesn't believe me I start crying and getting really mad that I am being accused of doing something that I didn't do.  I was grounded from going to a concert.  My sister ate the chocolate and never told a soul until she got fat. My wish came true - there is a god you know.
978686
How do you mean "survive"?  Still alive and able to reproduce...?  How long do you want this cake to be sterile?  Do you intend to frost this cake at 160 degrees C?  I think you need to rethink your question...
286816
if you had your cake waht would you do if you didnt eat it? if you didn't want it you could put it in the fridge with some glad wrap over it until tomorrow? i think cake can keep in the fridge for a few days anyway. good luck with your cake hope it all goes well.
710080
You can have your cake and eat it, but it would only be polite to share it with me.  Go on!  Give us a bit!  I'd share mine with you.
210387
It means that when faced with a choice of either A or B, you can't have both. You must choose one or the other. Having your cake is choice A and eating it is choice B; you can either save the cake until later (choice A) or you can eat it now (choice B), but the choices are mutually exclusive.
773306
that's a complicated question. i'd try to have my cake and eat it too
535650
I am rooting for you, but remember you can't have your cake and eat it too, but let him munch all he wants... this may come and bite you in the as*s... but good luck
339854
If you eat it from the top, you're lazy, because the ears fit into the mouth the easiest. If you eat it from the bottom, you're greedy because you'll get more chocolate into your mouth, faster. Not really, I just made that up.
371696
the old saying  " I can have my cake and eat it to " For example::::: You are dating this guy, whom you love very much, and he cheats on you with another girl, he has you and this other chic to.... And even when you find out he has cheated, you say oh if my man ever cheated on me i would be gone I would leave him in a heart bear.... ya alot easier said than done...Most people cheat and when you say cheat,you mean sex.... because it is sex... they have sex with someone else, but they know they have more than that at home, they have a relationship...people cheat for sex, when they leave it cause they either dont love you anymore, or they have found something new
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i bet you already know the answer to this question. because you said "and how is it done." that implies that you know that foreplay can be done somehow. thats like asking 'what is an apple and how does it taste." doesnt that tell you that i know youre suppose to eat an apple? anyway, maybe you should just go ride your bike or something.
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It is "You CAN'T have your cake and eat it, too."\n\nOnce you eat the cake, you do not have it anymore.\n\nIt means you can't have it both ways at once.
871229
sounds like she wants her cake & eat it too
1078392
I was invited to my best friends brothday party. We went ice skating. I was out of control. And when my friends mother was coming out with my friend's cake, I pushed my friend's mother and the cake flew in the air! And guess what? i looked up into the sky and it fell on my face! I was sooooo ambressed.