im in iraq, i baught a toy vagina what is the best way to clean it. gotta relieve stress somehow...?
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Baby Shampoo because it won't ruin the latex.  Any Adult store will care a mild detergent that you can use also.
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No as a matter of fact orgasms in women also serve to clean the cervix.  If you are using sex toys you should clean them with soap and water each time to keep from getting bacterial vaginitis.  Also make sure your hands are clean.
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Try wiping your ass when you take a shittt
585154
you know how you made your avatar in there is a post card send her one to her mail box. i did that when me and my husband was at war and it worked just tell how you feel and that your sorry.  make dinner and clean the house before she comes home from work run her a steaming hot bath because by the time she gets there it will be just right put some candles all over the bathroom and then while she is in the bathroom give her a massage
699158
try douching with a drying agent. or set in  warm sulfur water
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afrer you wipe the cum off from around your anus with a kitchen cloth
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Go out to the garage and grab the closest mallet or hammer.  Then go into the kitchen.  Pull out your penis and lay it on the counter.  Then wack it with the hammer/mallet.  If that doesn't take your mind off your troubles then nothing will.  Or you could try the ol'fork in the light socket trick.  I think either one will help.  Good luck!!
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Try Windex and a soft paper towel.
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Try a pocket rocket. Works better w/ a partner. If ur flying solo, use a shower massager.
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1)open the box\n2)remove a tampon from its bag thingy\n3)grip it on the gripper thingy...where the two parts meet (best w/ ur thumb and middle fingers)\n4)slide it in until your fingers touch you\n5)push on the end until it is all the way in\n6)throw away the other part\n note: if you masturbate or have had sex, it prob wont hurt. if you dont, it may hurt the 1st few times...start w/ slender sized.
888253
you really shouldn't, there are feces on your penis and you should wash it before you have vaginal intercourse. You may not get anything but sure as sh**, she will.
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get a vibrator or dildo.
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Not bad for ya. Shouldn't affect fertility or rigidity. You can get get squeaky clean that way! I agree with the first answer as well..try shower gel or even shaving cream. Not as abrasive as soap. Have fun!
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I'm not sure if cleaning up is the correct way you should be taking care of chances of contracting an STD. Condoms would be a wonderful way to reduce any chances you have of this. Although clean up male/female sure can help with the stink factor!
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ok lift your labia majora upwards and try aiming in a tub or something. it works for me!
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When you are "In There", think about postage stamps or about taking out the garbage. Relax, don't do it when ya want to stroke a to it, relax don't do it when ya wanna c*m.
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If you open it up, then put a lot of peroxide on it.  It'll foam up a bit, then dab it dry with some toilet paper or something and put Neosporin on it.  It should be gone a few days if you do that every day.