I know this is strange but I want to be swallowed by a sperm whale when I retire any tips in doing so?
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when the time comes disguise yourself as a giant squid. if all else fail, jump right into its mouth.  good luck and may the squids bless you.
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I get my classes to role play being sperm and eggs.   That's about as practical as I think you can get!
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No, but maybe you should visit:\n\nwww.nakedandninety.com/grandmaporn\n\ngreat topics their like how to teabag an 80 year old hooker without getting her dentures caught on your scrotum, and\n\nBuying girdles for her birthday, a field guide to success.\n\nEnjoy!
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Something I've always wanted to do but wouldn't dare unless I'm at least 100. Go to a really fancy restaurant, and pinch the cutest waiter's bum!!!:)
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Start with things like carrots, just to get your behind a bit more accomodating.\n\nThen try some dead gerbils, just so you get used to the feel of the furriness. \n\nThen go for it with the gerbil, remember though, if you panic and squeeze your bumhole, the gerbil will be squeezed to death, it may even burst open and you will have to scoop out bits of gerbil. \n\nHave fun :-)
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get a condom and put lots of lube on your peter and or in the condom and jack off that way It feels like your reciving oral sex it will make you exsplode.
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I'm a 'giver' not a swallower, so my knowledge, experience and advice is, um, second hand.  However, having said that, I offer several thoughts.\n- I've understood diet can alter the taste of semen/sperm.  The healtier the food taken in by the man, the more 'delicious' the orgasmic product.  Take a look at what is consumed, then infer how the body 'acts' on that, and what the byproducts would be.  You can be sure that the better foods are better for you for good reasons.  Wow, another GOOD reason to be health-conscious.\n- Believe you CAN accept what he is giving you is GOOD for you.  there really is an exchange going on.... you are giving him a great deal of pleasure, you are into it, you are choosing to do this, you might even greatly desire to do it.... all to your credit.  Add your own belief, in yourself, to the mix.  Your belief brings satisfaction to what you are doing, and your belief that what HE is giving you in return (both his orgasm, and the product OF his orgasm) are gifts for you to cherish.\n- Deepthroating.  Seriously.  Said and meant without ANY intent to offend anyone.  Depending on his size/length, your persistance in practicing (yes PRACTICE!) and your own physical capability.... deepthroating (taking the head of the penis into your throat) especially during ejaculation can get your body to the point of avoiding the taste altogether (or GREATLY reduce it).  Um, he will kinda/sorta really like it when you do it this way too.  <hint>\n\nI believe someone mentioned 'spitting'.... and if you truly CANNOT stomach the taste, well, FIRST discuss things, let your partner know what you think, how you feel, what you are (and are not) willing to do and why.  I can tell you this though, a woman who spits is really depriving the guy of a hell of a lot of pleasure, if not intense completness, satisfaction, happiness, etc....  Everyone does have to make the choices that are best for them..... As a compromise, one possibility is to 'spit' for a while (an agreed-upon timeframe) to give you the chance to be going 'so-far' while you are getting comfortable and adjusting, while he's adjusting, etc....   Thus you've got a known point in time where it becomes real swallowing, or a total stopping of the activitiy.\n\nBest of luck, for I truely wish you well.
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http://www.aap.org/pubed/ZZZT6QV5M7C.htm?&sub_cat=1  here is a little info online. plus what are you gonna do when you get old with all that extra mass? you can't haul it around forever.  work out to develop a healthy, sustainable body. be happy, plus thin, wiry-muscled guys are way sexier than big, giant fake-muscled man beasts with little wieners.  and if you're a girl... you don't want to look like a man.
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TURN THAT EVIL COLD HEARTED VICIOUS LIFE SUCKING BIT** X WIFE OF MINE IN TO A SLUG THEN DROP A LARGE HEAVY ROCK ON HER\n\n\nYES I HAVE ISSUES
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Yeah, all u have to do is one of two things...1. stay away from the computer or if that is impossible try 2. eat devil pussy.
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You are actually in a position to experience what every divorced man at 40 wish he could. My advice, don't take it too slow. But dont be the proverbial bull in a china cabinet either. Stock up on vitamin K. Its good for the protein drain you are about to experience. Cialis is only a dr. appt away! Go for it buddy, and if you can, have a kid. This time you won't be as strapped for cash as before. Enjoy your youth while you can. Eventhough, we now live longer, the one's here, don't care!
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Congratulations, you have managed to use up your lifetime supply of sperm before you reached 16.   Hard luck, that will teach you!!!!!!!
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Eat the aphrodisiac food like oysters, clams etc.,
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Do it now...your life will be transformed.  No need to wait till you're 65.  Try it...tonight...you'll feel...invigorated, like you're swimming in a sea of bubbly water.  And your evening food experiences will never be the same.  \n\nOr you could keep saying 'Dinner' and be stinky.
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This sounds funny, but I tried it. My older sister told me to take a mouthful of water, plug my ears, and then swallow. It does work.
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eat everything in sight........have fun
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You must take precautions when you go down on anything!  Have fun! :)