Do you all have any kicked in the groin story's?
444719
No, I'm a girl, but I have another story! I was trying to ride a ten speed bike when I was little, and I fell on it, right on the pole!!! OUCH!!!!! Talk about kicked in the crotch!!!
525536
no but one time my step dad was using a willow switdh on me and he left the little budding knobs on it and he whipped me with it and it left my entire leg bloody
525560
I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
419011
I've got two stories.. but we're sort of mean but I was in high school at the time.\n\nThere was this girl that liked me but I wasn't into her. She wasn't in any of my classes  There was this guy in my class and we looked like brothers.  So we decided to pretend we were brothers.  Whenever she would spot one of us we'd confuse her into saying she was talking to the wrong guy.  I thought it would only last a couple of days. This went on for 4 mouths.  Then she kicked my ass in the library when she found out.\n\nSecond one.  I was 14yrs old and I had stoled a dildo from a Spencers.  Couple of my buddies and I dislike this girl.  So we kicked open her locker during class, turned on the dildo and left it on in her locker.  It was so freaking loud that security came to see what was up.  It still cracks me up and that was 20 years ago.
243865
ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
1097304
It sounds like maybe he bruised it...it could be from too much sex...or maybe some girl got ticked at him and kicked him in the crotch!! Either way...if it doesnt get better...he needs to see a doctor.
948104
Yes I have been in many fights but I have only lost 2. One was my best friend. I walked up to him and was going to kick him in the a$$ when he turned around and I ended up sacking him. At the end of the day I took the beating that I deserved.\nThe other one was my older sister. I was being cheeky and disrespectful then I slapped her. She laid a licken on me like you wouldn't believe. ( Never disrespect you older sister in front of her friends...)
82667
The groin is mostly muscle and nerves. When kicked the nerves send shock waves through the body that feels like electric currents. Imagine sticking your tongue to a electric outlit. Kinda feels the same except their is no explosion LOL
475292
I have. It was a extra charge but I was having all four taken out.  I recommend being knocked out. I dont think I would have wanted to be awake during the process to hear everything and being jerked around. Get knocked out it is worth it. You wont remember a thing.
906435
yes\nit was a random punks face...\nits a long story... but my gf at the time was raped by some piece of shit... and i was so angry that i went to a guys house that a few weeks earlier had accused me of stealing a car radio well i was skateboarding... the incident was so stupid... I was wearing a black bandana on my head and one over my mouth and skateboarding near my gfs house... I was 16 and this kid runs up and starts to get all aggressive with me and says i stole his sisters car radio... this is 3 am... and he starts to push me... i carefully kept my anger down and explained to him first of all I have never stolen anything... software and mp3s and movies offline dont count(sharing is caring) and how the hell would i hide a car radio in my pocket well skateboarding...\nfinally he gets really beligerent and i tell  him he needs to go or it will end bad...\n\nwell that was that... so the next couple days i asked around who he was and where he lived....so a few weeks later My girl gets raped by this moth$er F$cking prison trash just got out... so i am so pissed i am ready to kill the rapist... and to try to calm myself down... I find the guy from a few weeks earlier... this time my face was uncovered so he didnt knwo what i looked like... knocked on his door waited for him to answer and said I am gonna hit you...i dont believe in sucker punches he hit me first and i broke his face hitting him over and over again... he never saw me again not my neighborhood... and i had a nice calm feeling after... went and dealt with the situation with my girl.... with peace.
500798
Oh my gosh, did anyone of them got hurt? LOL
242978
Yes I have, and it hurts.  I got shot on the nuts while I was sliding into a bunker.  I found out that my Teammate that shot me was about 40 feet away. yes my teammate, we were actually having our team practice on a speedball field & it was me & some friends vs. my co-captain & some friends.\n\nMy balls were hurting for a few days and all I could do was ice my nuts and try not to get too excited. even after experiencing that I still won't wear a cup.  I've been playing for 10+ years, the only protection that I wear are knee pads, gloves, my googles.  I've been shot worse so it wasn't too bad.  If you are new or are worried that you will get shot in the nuts, wear a cup.  But the chances of getting shot in the balls aren't that high.  It's like one of those one in a million chances that you will get shot there.\n\nIf you want you can read about some of the experiences that some people got from getting shot down under.
1121696
A woman being kicked in the crotch is definitely different than a man being kicked in the crotch. Nothing like delivering a baby though. It also depends on where exactly in the crotch the impact is. If it's toward the front and the impact is on the clitoris, well lets just say that's pretty painful (but still nothing like a good kick in the "pills"). A different kind of pain, a burning yet bruised feeling, quite possibly some bleeding,too. If the impact is further back it's more of a bruised bone feeling. Kind of like when you go arm-shots w/ someone and they don't hit the muscle covered part but instead hit square on your arm bone with solid knuckles. In any case, a kick in the crotch to either man or woman can hurt pretty bad and really isn't very nice.    :0}
1135328
i kicked ur butt the other day but other than that i dunno..
227343
I never have but one time at work there were several of us in the bathroom washing our hands to get ready for lunch - this guy had decided to take a nap on the toilet - he fell and knocked the door open and landed in the floor on his face with his pants around his ankles. Was pretty funny to all of us except the boss who happened to be washing his hands at the time.
348696
Yes, I have.\n\nI was driving home one night and about 1/4 mile from home I got this incredible urge to poop.  It got more urgent by the second.  I was coming upon a major intersection in downtown Brooklyn, where I make a left turn to go the last three blocks home.  If I missed the light, I knew it was like a three minute wait for the next green, so I accelerated.  Just as I was coming to the intersection, it turned red...but I ran it...I was terrified I'd be stopped by a cop and have to wait yet another ten minutes while he wrote a ticket. Luckily, there was no cop.\n\nI drove the last three blocks, and there was a spot right in front of my house.  I parked and ran inside.\n\nThere were about stairway about 25 long to get to my apartment on the second floor, and I was debating how to go up it.  By this time, I was clenching my butt cheeks as tight as possible to keep everything inside, and was worried that going up the stairs would somehow loosen my grip.  Should I run up as fast as I could, or go up slowly, concentrating on keeping my cheeks clenched.\n\nI decided to run.\n\nAs I was running up the stairs, the flow started.  It was the wrong choice; I should have gone up one step at time, slowly, while still holding it back tight.  By the time I reached the top, I was soaked with runny poop. I ran upstairs to the shower and removed all my clothes and took a long hot shower, making sure to get rid of any little pooplets that might be hanging on.  I put my dirty clothes in a garbage bag and three them out.\n\nThat was 15 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday!
264590
13 I had just had my appendix removed and was in recovery all alone. When I came to there was a man on top of me doing his business. A nurse came in and shoved him off of me. she took me to the restroom and washed my blood away and told me to pee. I kept telling her it hurt me, she said they didn't operate you down ther it shouldn't hurt and placed me back into the bed and put a kotex on me. I had not even had my first period yet.\nShe later came and removed the kotex and washed me down there. I don't think she was supposed to leave me there alone.\nTRUE STORY