I pasted a headshot of Pres. Bush to the underside of my toilet lid. Should I shallac it, or let it get wet?
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I say eithers good. If you shallac it, you get to pee on him for all eternity. If you don't, you get to watch him slowly waste away and the paper fall to pieces. Either's good.
129385
Hey.. are you pissing inside your underpaint maybe?\nYou should have a bidet every day and a shower every couple of days at least.
479857
If you smear white paint up your butt first, then  fart it out on a peice of black paper , then may you paint it pretty colors k?
625871
isn't liquid suppose to get in the thing?\n\nit sounds like an air dry outside will help if anything will
344524
It could be from the bowl that holds the water. It was probably not cleaned good enough.
527755
Think of a small "U" shaped tube. Do you agree that if you pour water through either opening, the water level on either sides will be the same?\nThe "commode" is one of the sides of that "U" shape tube, the other side is inside the toilet. At a certain height (aproximately at 30% the height of the commode) this other side twists down and connects to the drain pipe of the toilet.\nSo the "U" actually would look like an inverted capital "N"\n\nWhen you flush the toilet, water goes into the commode. Since there is more water in the commode than in the inside of the toilet, water will move into the toilet, and down the drain pipe. It will continue to do so, until the water is at 30% of the height of the commode on either side of the "U".\n\nPercentages are just approximations. Hope this helps.
655244
I wouldn't worry about it. After all, President Bush isn't even toilet trained. He exhibits the same behavior that your grandfather does at State dinners.
808654
WASH  YOUR  HANDS  WITH  WARM  WATER  AND   SOAP  ,  AND  USE  A  CLEAN   TOWEL  , NOT SOMEONE  ELSES \nYOU   COULD  PLACE  PROTECTED COVER  ON   THE  TOILET  SEAT  BEFORE  YOU   USE   IT ..OR  CARRY  ANTIBATERIAL  AND  WIPE   THE  TOILET  SEAT  OFF  , BEFORE  YOU  USE  IT
366341
You are not using the right taint cleaner !\ntaint the right cleaner !
549892
It has been proven that bacteria from a toilet flush can travel approx six feet.  Always put the lid down.  Also highly recommended that toothbrushes, floss etc. get put in a medicine cabinet.  Gross eh?
139151
Yeah.  That's when you just kick it in the stall until the coast is clear.  Piece of advice, just flush when you feel a sound is imminent to cover it up.  Of course this may prove difficult if you just had 3 day old Taco Bell bean burritos that have been lying out on the couch after a long night of drinking.
512114
Hahahahahaha!! That's gross!! Best damn question I've read all night. \n\nOn the other hand, it could be old toilet paper tangled in your @$$ hairs.
456318
I highly recommend Wet.  If you are using latex condoms (highly recommended), then make sure it is water-based.
739559
lol to me, that sounds gross!!! you should put it back, theres all sorts of things in there that will give you food poisoning
765469
Try to avoid making a splash. My advise is to put a couple of squares of toilet paper down the pan before releasing your turd. This way when the turd lands, the paper will cushion the blow and you will avoid any embaressing splash noises and the much dreaded "splash-back"
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It is SO MUCH FUN to go on Google and type in Bushisms!  Believe me, you won't regret it, and you will laugh for days!!  Plus you will get some keen insight on what a pathetic excuse of a man and a president he is!
795677
cooling it or pressurized it