Have you been injured by you toilet?
439397
no but i can imagine someone falling in the toilet oh hellarious!
443184
dont u hate it when u go to the bathroom and the toilet seats wet
833097
Me! my uncle tried to fix his toilet he got really mad at it, so he hit it with the plunger and it exploded and now he has glass all over him and his hand is cruhed...
940522
flush toilet.... I did not come up with this one. Recently, I went to a campus performance of stand up comedian Bengt Washburn and he did a whole piece on how often this awesome invention gets overlooked in our lives.
655899
This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
1094681
It is not funny that the person got hurt it is funny how they got hurt. Many people's first reaction to accidents is to laugh it is not that it is funny but it is that laughter can sometimes make something serious a little lighter. Don't you laugh when you fall down or make a fool of yourself.
828724
Dropped out and now Im a toilet cleaner.\n\nOkay, thats a lie, but you get the point :)
829567
Hiya\n\nI just came across this page while I was googling to see what coverage there's been of toilet phobia. I've been involved in the media campaign run by the phobics society this week and wanted to see people's reactions. I suffer from a toilet phobia (my phobia is that I will poo myself if I don't get to a loo on time because I have irritable bowel syndrome and often have upset stomach) and any of you wanting to get support with similar issues please either contact the national phobics society or the uk online toilet phobia group (search yahoo groups). It's a massive issue but you can get help! Tanya :-)
281176
Go see a doctor!!!  You may have ruptured your intestinal lining!!!!  Seroiusly go quickly!!!!
1129212
If the super came and inspected your bathroom and did not take any action, I do not think that you can be held responsible. Are you a renter? If so, the damage is the landlord's responsibility. If you live in a condo, either the association or your condo owner's insurance should cover any damages.
230484
stubbed, or hurt your toe, injured it.
940649
It is not an E. coli thing -- it is probably just a torn hemorrhoid vein.  It should heal up quickly, but may recur from time to time if you pass a particularly large or hard stool.
105911
did you drop something?
29959
I'm in the rental business so I would like to answer your question. But you didn't give enough detail. It depends on exactly what you think is a temporary "fix" ?   Was the health hazard mold of some kind? Lead poison?  A broken pipe? Backed up toilet? Serious means something different to everyone.
905283
yes it does hurt, you'll feel bloated and when you go to the bathroom, you do not go. sometimes you'll have to push real hard for little or no reward.
726173
I took a very hard punch to the vaginal area once, it hurt very bad, I was sore for days following.  The person that hit me was sitting on the floor and hit me from kind of "underneath" and it actually split part of the skin in my vaginal area and left a huge bruise.
790407
Me sa think you screwed.  Me sa think you need an enema.