is your name patrick?mime is!!?
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I once love a man named Patrick.  He was so fine..
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Look at my nickname\n\n\n<------------- :o)
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since i read ur question ! HAHAHAHA! funny question ! hahhaha  really really funny ! hoohohohohohoho ! u must be a genius to make some1 like me laff !
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Well, your name is sexymomma, so I hope it's not Kevin, Zachery or Justin.\nBrianna maybe?
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I hung my this or that. I laid my welcome mat. Is your name Binky, by chance?
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they make another screenname or something
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dude about that account.... whats the username?
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Postman Pete?  He has a lot of letters!\n\nBa-dum-chaaaa!
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my neopets usesr name: MICROMEL11
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You could mention a funny rhyming word for one of your names, or a interesting/famous person who shares your first or last name. Do you have a unique hobby? (Hot-air balloon pilot on the weekends?)  Or could you mime your name?
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Funny. . .ha ha ha (",)*\n\nListen you contacted me some time ago. . .can't get hold of you, coz your mail address hasn't been confirmed!\n\nCan't IM you either. . .PC's doing some funny stuffies :-)\n\n??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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[insert fangirl-ish squeal]\nI AM!!!!!\nI SO AM!!!
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this is joke right?\nOK I'll bite, myscreenname is, darn, I forgot
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how old r u, i tell that to my daughter when she does something funny or something like that anyway yeah its kinda like a inocent and cute thing so yeah i'll bet yoour cute. do you have msn if you do mine is splintercel_0_0_7@hotmail.com
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got it........he's spelling out "happy birthday neopets", so it's PTP\n\n\nh b n \na i e \np r o \nP T P \ny h e \nd t \na s \ny
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YOUR SCREEN NAME IS OFFENSIVE TO ME. YOU ARE NOT MY LORD. QUIT USING HIS NAME!!!
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Mmmm. have you tried spelling your names backwards :D ?