Tell me what you think, "An idiot is window washer who steps back to admire his work at the 40th floor"
441301
How did you know about that, my boss said he wouldn't tell anybody
180629
ok this is mean but funny i had some broken glass from a wrecked car and i took the keys of a coworker and rolled down his window and put the glass in the window edge and all over his seat and then went in and told him that i saw some guy messing around by his car he ran out there and flipped out started cursing and screeming and right before he called the cops i rolled his window up and everyone started laughing needless to say he was pissed but later found it funny
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.\nSeconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What\nsetting do I use on the washing machine?"\n\n"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"\n\nHe yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."\n\n\nAnd they say blondes are dumb...\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\nA couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the \nhappiest\nwoman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you.."\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he  stepped out \nof\nthe shower, "honey, what do you t hink the neighbors would think if I \nmowed\nthe lawn like this?"\n\n"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nHe said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a \ngood\nidea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and \nfart.\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nQ: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A: A \nrumor<\n/FONT>\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th \nwedding\nanniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said \nthat\nbecause they had been so good that each one of them could have one \nwish. The\nwife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.\n\n\nWhoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.\n\nThe man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...\nWhoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nA PRAYER....\n\n\nDear Lord,\n\nI pray for Wisdom to understand my man;\n\nLove to forgive him;\n\nAnd Patience for his moods.\n\nBecause, Lord, if I pray for Strength,\n\nI'll beat him to death.\n\nAMEN\n\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nQ: Why do little boys whine?\n\nA: They are practicing to be men.\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nQ: What do you call a handcuffed man?\n\nA: Trustworthy.\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nQ: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and\ncalling your name?\n\nA: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nQ: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?\nA: To stop the snoring before it starts.\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n--------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nQ: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?\n\nA: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------\n------
503167
funny as hell, especially the seen where he acts like the president in the restroom during the Baseball game. ROFLMAO every time I remember it and see a air hand dryer
665598
LOL You are mad funny.  You need to stop making me laugh.  I think you should call back and tell her that you were in the process of cleaning your bathroom and that was the running water she heard.  Then tell her that if she was not going to hire you, your is going to call Al Sharpton.  LOL.  He'll do anything for money.
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What rubbish! Absolute hogwash.\nI just can't stop laughing at this. Whoever told you that is still living in the 14th centure.\nYou have made my day. Best one today.
315934
What are you an Idiot?!
33059
because he is an idiot
630765
no it was a public place and the guy knew he was being recorded, even if he didnt know its ok because it was in public, had you gone to his window at his house and tried to record him it would be different, but i would say turn the tape into the local news, and show them the shaddy laundry attendant. good luck
1177343
Whaaat? I am offended! How come the ladies room is sooo guuud!\nLol.. just kidding... poor guy.. haha
20011
The spooks in Intelligence claim rightfully that it can't be done completely.\nAny Hard Drive Info is retrievable, according to G. Gordon Liddy.\nFor your purposes Window Washer should serve the purpose.
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YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE THAT GOES TO MY SITE AND WRITES\n"WHAT" IT IS PRETTY STUPID OF YOU TO DO SO! WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THIS BITCH paris hilton I PUT HER FUCKIN NAME IN LOW CAPS CUZ SHE AIN'T NOBODY, UNLIKE US THE NORMAL PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY STRUGGLE TO DO SOMETHING GOOD IN REAL LIFE. I AT LEAST WILL MAKE MORE MONEY THAN THIS HOE BY BEING A "MEDICAL LABORATORY TECHNICIAN" WORKING WITH MEDICINE TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASSES, BUT OH WELL AT LEAST I AM DEDICATED AND WORK MY ASS OFF, NOT LIKE THIS UGLY WHITE BITCH WHO DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD,ONLY ABOUT STUPID LIPSTICK AND A FUCKIN MIRROR *(lIKE CARLOS MENCIA SAY ON HIS SHOW, WHAT A TUT-TU-RU!)* \nmmmm-idon't get it--shat ap!!!!
391805
oh i see the crap is a metaphor for , George bush is an idiot ok i understand lol.
1016947
The Dude is an idiot.Plain & simple
567043
By sheer luck less than a half an hour ago I posted an entry to my blog talking about that ( http://sinthyia.blogspot.com/2006/05/our-fearless-leader.html ).  No, I don't think he is dumb and I think it is dangerous for people to dismiss him as that as well.
193706
That dude above me is a jerk. I'm with you all the way. It would make my job a hell of a lot more fun. Not to mention how much funnier I am when I am drunk. Peace.
710171
Idiot's are alway's in suspence-