What did prankster Rory Emerald say that made actress Elizabeth Taylor so mad? Aren't they mad for each other?
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Only God himself knows. These two are mad at each other one minute and kissing the next.
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No Smurfs are naturally blue and who in the name of Triton's Trident is Rory Emerald huh?
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Ah, the divine Miss Emily was remarking on conventional wisdom: some times what "everyone" thinks is really, really stupid, dangerous, mad -- and if you speak against it (demur), you are shouted down and called mad. Think of recent political events -- say from the terrorist attacks of 9/11/01 through the advent of the War on Terror, to the ill-advised (to say the least) invasion of Iraq because of WMD that turned out not to be there. Haven't anti-war protesters and dissenters been accused of being unpatriotic, or worse? Emily was really ahead of her time...this sort of doublespeak didn't really become noticed for what it was until after the Russian Revolution in 1917.
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I get it! It's a Rory Emerald joke! And Tobe is thrown in for good measure.  But anyway, it's a great classic movie with everyone you mention BUT Rory, but put in Bonnie Bedelia because she was great! It's about a dance marathon circa 1930's, and people are cheating on their spouses, and it's all very complicated but very good. Unfortunately for me it came out about the same time as "Bless the Beasts and the Children" Which WAS about shooting horses for sport...so I always thought they were the same movie!
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I agree with you Jodie, I like Rory Emerald. Mo Rocca seems like a Hollywood phony. (fun & thought provoking question.) \nH A P P Y + S P R I N G = J O D I E ! ! !
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Director Stanley Kubrick "rededicated" A Clockwork Orange and Dr. Strangelove to Rory Emerald. Stanley Kubrick had a close relationship with Rory Emerald.
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Why the animosity, Peel? BTW, give my regards to Emma.
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If he was, he was probably with his mom or dad because Rory was only about 3 or 4 in 1970. I've heard people say that the song, "The Wind Cries Mary" is about Rory Emerald. I'm not sure how that rumor got started?
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Not sure about on SNL but I know on MadTv Stephnie Weir plays a character(old lady) and she'd be like "Can I ask you a question........"  or "you know what, honey....."and it would be something outta nowhere. HILARIOUS though! Maybe thats it?
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Rory Emerald and Dame Elizabeth Taylor have been friends for quite some time now. Rory Emerald said that he was Liz Taylor's new high-status man candy. I am almost certain that she denied all claims and allegations. But, today she and Rory are the best of friends and from what I hear are like partners in crime. \n\nDame Elizabeth Taylor is a famous actress, and a great one at that. She has her own fragrance and as been in such films as "Cleopatra" and "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?".\nShe is very good friends with Micheal Jackson, has been married 8 times, and her trademark is violet eyes. She lives in a BelAir house once owned by Frank Sinatra when he was married to Nancy.\n\nRory Emerald is a hoaxter extraordinaire, and an amazing one at that. He live in Anaheim with his daughter Elektra Emerald. Some of is most famous works are: Telling everybody that he was Elizabeth Taylor's new boyfriend, finding a two headed cat, finding a prosthetic nose near Micheal Jackson's former Neverland ranch, and a Spongebob Squarepants ice sculpture. All of these are hoaxes, but he has the ability to make people believe them\n\nI hope this helps!
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creative,that's for sure.\nMan is angry at woman,why?
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Kim Jong-il, the tyrant in control of North Korea, has been obsessed with Rory Emerald for nearly 40 years, dating back to Emerald’s visit of the Far East country in late 1969.  Rory Emerald had been offered a role in the film MASH, being directed by Robert Altman, and decided to visit Korea to learn the language and customs.  The coveted role he landed in the film, as Kim Soo-Pak, a Korean mother of three, required tedious research.  Emerald’s plan was to reside in Korea for approximately six months, and return just before the filming began.  He wanted to learn to speak fluent Korean and he decided to disguise himself as a Korean woman for the duration of his stay in the beautiful country.  He lived in the small farming town of Shwangi, and soon became accepted by the community.  He made a striking woman, and was courted by many farmers of the area, gently admonishing their futile advances. He/she was often seen in the town, riding a bike, coquettishly laughing at the love struck farm boys.  Eventually, Rory (Kim Soo-Pak was the name he used) learned the language and customs quite well.  He noticed that many of the older teen farm boys were sexually frustrated, and he/she taught them to use the oxen of the village to satisfy their urges.  They were astonished to be taught this by this beautiful, enchanting woman.  At this time, Kim Jong-il was the head of Propoganda, and often visited Shwangi, where relatives lived.  Even back then, at the tender age of 29, he was an imposing and powerful figure in the country.  When he found several of his younger cousins “playing” with the livestock, he became enraged.  When he discovered they had been taught, by a local woman, he had her arrested.  He was not prepared for the beauty he would encounter.  He was smitten with the young Kim Soo-Pak (Emerald) and demanded she become his wife or die.  \n\nEmerald was in a terrible fix, and reluctantly agreed to wed the young powerful Korean.  The wedding ceremony went well, and Kim Jong-il was anxious to consummate the wedding, and deflower his young bride.  So anxious, in fact, that he was unable to perform in a sexual way, which caused Emerald to giggle inadvertently. This further humiliated Kim Jong-il, who silently vowed to destroy his bride. Emerald managed to sneak off the next day, and to get out of the country unscathed, leaving a heartbroken Kim Jong-il in his wake.  It was only later, when Kim Jong-il was watching the movie MASH, that he realized that Kim Soo-Pak was indeed Emerald, an American actor.  He was sick to his stomach, thinking of all of the tender kisses they had shared, and the feeling of warm love he had felt at the time, silently thanking the Gods for not being able to perform.  \n\nThe story would have died a silent death had it not been for some heavy duty investigative reporting, in 1989, by Connie Chung.  She somehow discovered all of the sordid details, and brought then out in the open on a nationally aired 20/20 episode, broadcast on September 14, 1989.  Kim Jong-il was further humiliated, and is still reeling from the exposure.  His bizarre attempt to have Chung abducted just prior to the airing of that historical episode proves that the story was true, despite his vehement denials and protests.  Rory Emerald was in South America at the time of the broadcast, and could not be reached for comment.  When he was finally interviewed, four months later, he smiled coquettishly at the camera and said “Boys don’t kiss and tell”.
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Why don't you ask the brilliant Rory emerald.
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T.S.Elliott - as you well know Blondie.  I thought it was from "The Wasteland", but I have long grown out of my adolescent fascination with Thomas Stearns, no disrespect to his undoubted abilities.  He did coin some good expressions, which is a mark of ability, if not greatness.\n\nIt was Queen Elizabeth 11 (then Princess Elizabeth) who, sitting politely in the background while Elliot read his Wasteland and other compositions to King George and his queen at Windsor Castle (by invitation) could not conceal her amusement at his ridiculous presentation and, accompanied with equal mirth by Margaret, burst into hilarious giggles!!  No doubt her parents were embarrassed, but Elizabeth, even then, was cleverer than them, and hers was the better verdict.  What a wonderful woman she is - who can match her in England? : even the great Margaret Thatcher (God bless her!) couldn't.  Her son Charles gave his most impressive speech at her 80th birthday : did you all see and hear that?  God save the Queen!   I think T.S. Elliott would echo that sentiment.
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Aha!  The Revenge of the Spurned!  LOL.  LOL.\n\nGood for her! Burn that Hussy!  LOL.\n\nGood one.
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Through a wild set of circumstances that took place in Beverly Hills, California, rumors started spreading that Rory Emerald, the famed celebrity, had aided Isaac Newton in his discovery of gravity.  It all started when a former silent film star, Fig Newton, started wandering the streets of Los Angeles, claiming to be a descendant of the famed scientist.  His delusions were met with skepticism, and he was finally institutionalized. Rory Emerald was doing some background research on his upcoming audition as “Frankie” for “Beach Blanket Bingo” and naturally went to the Sunnyville Mental Institution to interview psychiatric patients.  Rory Emerald was enchanted with Fig Newton and his claims.  After several months of continuous questioning, Rory Emerald began to realize that Fig Newton was not delusional - he was indeed a descendant of the famed scientist.  It all fit after painstaking research. \n\n It was then that Rory Emerald starting corresponding with Oxford University in England to discuss his findings.  He was amazed by his discovery, and anxious to share it with the scientific world.  Somehow, scientists at Oxford misinterpreted Rory’s letters and thought he was claiming to be an apprentice of Isaac Newton, and had come forward in time through a time machine to teach modern science.   Several scientists flew to Los Angeles immediately to meet the weary time traveler. These scientists held press conferences upon their arrival in the Golden State.  The media was shocked to discover that the man who assisted in the landmark discovery of gravity resided in their city in the year 1965.  They believed what they were told by the prestigious Oxford professors, and the news spread like wildfire throughout the city and the world.  \n\nRory Emerald was shocked to discover his name on the front pages of Variety, along with a full story of his time travel.  How did the story get so convoluted?  He was further appalled to learn that he was somehow involved with the discovery of gravity.  When he met the scientists from Oxford, they were naturally embarrassed by the actual story and pleaded with Rory Emerald to go along with them.  They taught him all of the correct scientific jargon and physics of gravity, and even designed a small bogus time machine made from a used dumpster, which appeared authentic.  Their sinister actions, along with Rory Emerald’s naïve compliance, started the biggest hoax perpetrated on the scientific world.  It was only 11 years later, when the hoax was exposed by a dying Oxford delegate.  By this time, Rory Emerald’s bizarre antics were accepted and he took very little flak over this indiscretion.  For the previous decade, Rory Emerald had basked in the role as “the Gravity Guru” and shamelessly exploited his fame to have many sexual encounters.
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I think they are wonderful people. They are exceptional at what they do and they do it with style. For example, Elizabeth Taylor is one of the greatest actresses ever. She has her own fragrance and was Damed on December 31, 1999. \n\nRory Emerald is also exceptional at what he does. He is a hoaxter extraordinaire, and a fine one at that. He and actress Elizabeth Taylor are very good friends and are like partners in crime. I think that they are very cool. Very groovy question!