Have u ever gotten stuck N and elevator?
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Yeah, but it was worth it. I met a new friend there!
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Several years ago i lived in a very large hirise building, i lived on the 29th floor. i caught the elevator down and after a few seconds it stopped and 2 girls got on.Before i know it they overpower me and strip me naked and tied me up with my shirt and sock to the rail inside the elevator. and hit the stop button they gaged me with my underware and cover my head with my 'T' shirt.then  they both preformed exellent oral on me and when i was spent they left me just the way i was, tied up and naked, they pushed every button on the panel and left.i dont know how many of my neibours seen me or reconised me but i sure got a lot of vulgar stares evertime i took the evevator after that. But hey WHAT A MEMORY TO TREASURE
838473
stuck\n\noh and good job answering all of those questions in one day! i would never be able to do that.
767695
dont let the transporter hit your a*s on the way out ;P
928976
have youy tried searching
706105
i think we met once.. in an elevator. you were carrying a briefcase and accidentally stepped on my pet chicken. so then you bought me an ice cream cone to make up for it..
67389
Wow, this was fun! We did surprisingly well. I did it first and my bf tried it, too. I couldn't tell you how many steps until the flight of stairs going up, but I knew when to lift my foot so as not to fall. Not so much luck finding the door handles on the first tries, though... got a fistful of door (ouch) a couple times. I'm not very shocked I knew exactly how to get to the fridge without falling over furniture. Haha :) I didn't have to "go," but I went through the motions. LOL. Thanks for the obstacle course.
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I just remembered this... man, i feel bad. The park up the street from my house, where every one I knew at the time played at had a hill at the edge of it. Late one night, some friends and I got a guy we didn't really like to go in to the portal pottie right on top of the hill. Well, we pushed it over, it slid down the hill and that's the last time I remember seeing him... Poor bastard.\n\nThe hill was only like 8 feel.
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Actually left the house once with no skirt on....! Was late, in a rush and had put on stockings with long shirt over top - skirt was drying on heater from night before..\nSo...friend was waiting impatiently outside to give me a lift - its 6.30am mid-winter so am panicking in case he starts tooting his horn & waking the neighbours, hence big rush out and realisation once SAT in the car that my lower area was pretty exposed... still can't believe I actually did it sometimes...
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I was in college and walking through the main building that contained the cafeteria. It was completely packed because it was about lunch time. \n\nwas looking absolutely marvelous...topping off my outfit were some incredibly high heels. I was making my way down the stairs when I adjusted my incredibly heavy backpack from one shoulder to the other. As I was doing this the thought was running through my head, "Man Pipsy, you look HOT today!" \n\nHowever, this shift in weight caused me to lose my balance. I went tumbling down about 2 sets of stairs head first and onto the cafeteria floor.\n\nThere was complete silence. People just stopped what they were doing and looked at me. Then people who were on the stairs stopped to help me up, people who were outside apparently saw the commotion though the glass wall and came in to help me, I was mortified!\n\nTo top it off I had to walk through the sea of people to get out, it was the only way.\n\nThat's what I get for thinking I look good and wearing high heels.\nGod has a funny way of knocking you off of your high horse.
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i broke my right arm twice. once falling off the banister. the second time i was jumping off the couch playing superman..LOL thats true.
306353
Did your "s" button break?
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Things to do in an elevator:\n\n1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.\n\n2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back and go back for more. \n\n3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.\n\n4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.\n\n5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day your day been?"\n\n6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"\n\n7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.\n\n8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.\n\n9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.\n\n10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. \n\n11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.\n\n12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"\n\n13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.\n\n14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, They open up again."\n\n15) Swat at flies that don't exist.\n\n16) Tell people that you can see their aura.\n\n17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.\n\n18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"\n\n19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"\n\n20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.\n\n21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.\n\n22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.\n\n23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.\n\n24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.\n\n25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."\n\n26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other \npassengers, "This is my personal space!"\n\n27.) ask "excuse me, my butt itching, can anyone scratch it for me?" (you are holding things in your two hands)\n\n28.) Turn against the wall and start talking to the wall.\n\n29.) Look at your "invisivle" watch, and take your wrist and ask one of the people "Is this time right?"\n\n30.) Start hummong really loudly like you are meditating "UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...\n\n31.) start doing jumping jacks.\n\n32.) Look at your hand and say out load "woooooow, coool" and wave your hand at the people and say "isn't it wow and cool?"\n\n33.) Sit on the floor and close your eyes, and start snoring really loudly.\n\n34.) Look suddenly at the floor of the elevator and start screaming at the "invisible" squirrel. \n\n==============================...\n\nHello, are you tired of your stinky butt, then get "Stink be Gone" for just 19.95 (plus shipping and handling) in three easy steps:\n\n1.) Take the Powder and apply it to your @$$\n\n2.) Rinse\n\n3.) and wait\n\n(4.) For best result take a dump outside and THEN use the "Stinkt Be gone" powder\n\nRemember, its very limited so call now!! at 1-800-butt-stink\nor go to www.stinkbutt.com
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hell yeah! hah-\n\na couple of days ago, it was time for phys ed. i was walking with some friends, and then in the changing room, i tripped over one's foot - that lead to me falling, smashing into a locker, my gym bag flew away, and my shoes went soaring. my knapsack completely broke my fall, though. but man, i was lying on the ground for about a minute laughing HARD.\n\noh god i love when that happens.
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i haven't but came close. back when i was in second grade i was in a store and was in the sports area, when i saw a 20 pound free weight laying on the ground. then i tried to put it back on the shelf but it slipped out of my hands and i dropped on my left big tow. yes it hurt a lot but amazingly it wasn't broken but smashed and very badly bruised. as a result i had to get a splint for my foot and eventually the tow nail fell off.
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Most recent was a ladder that fell off a guys truck. I was going 70, he was going about 85 or 90 and was carrying 5 ladders, it flew off, bounced off my cars hood, hit the windshield, and then i almost ran over it. I chased the guy 4 miles until he arrived at his place of employment. I called hubby (large, intimidating guy)and he came over and had a talk with the business owner, who agreed to pay for my cars damages. It was all cool. \nSo, long story to say, yeah, i was cursing that ladder somethin fierce Friday afternoon! I love your questions!
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When I was 3 or 4 yrs old I had a reoccuring dream that I was running on top of a grain elevator and I fell to the ground. Sometimes I would wake up and other times I would hit the ground and roll into a pre-dug grave but I wasn't dead. Than I definitely would wake up sweating. Thanks a lot for that one. Now I am scared to go to sleep. I want my Mommy.