Who came up with all of those annoying computer error messages, like fatal error and illegal operation?
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International Errorilogical Society!!\nWudm't it be cute if we had error messages like:\n"Whoopsie Daisy...aren't we a little too ambitious today?"\n"What do you think I am? A Super computer?"\n"Get an Abacus!!"\n"Consider it done, love"\n"You didn't give me much choice there, didya sunshine?"
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DOS???\n\nGET A NEW F*VCKIN COMP @SSWIPE
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That means that the GEEK was too lazy to write a meaningful error message.   If you are developing a website with perl, php and MySql, you should look at the on-line references.   Here are some that might help\n\nhttp://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/en/index.html\n\nhttp://www-ad.fsl.noaa.gov/~moninger/mysql_perl_tutorial/start.html\n\nUse Google and search for other on-line guides, tutorials and tips.\n\nGood luck and Happy Computing!
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if ur operation systems XP just fix it by using restore\nif not or u don't know how than try http://www.dll.com\nor http://www.alldll.com or Download ErrorKiller from\nhttp://www.errorkiller.com/index.php?hop=searchd&p=1&mode=download&gid=1071930148&oid=6390641570
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What kind of error messages?... Mine works like a charm.
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Anything from Viruses, to Overheating, Being used by the Wrong User (this is the main problem of all computer crashes),,ESD,, etc....
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I know that the quality of MS's error messages is not stellar, but somehow I doubt that's the precise message. Could you copy down the actual text of the message and edit it into your question?\n\nIs it saying that your drive is reporting errors, or is it saying that it is unable to install because ... (some specific reason)?
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SHE COMMITS LARGE AMOUNT OF 'UNFORCED ERRORS'
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It's easiest just to blame everything that goes wrong on computers, because otherwise we would have to blame like everything on George Bush, and that wouldn't be entirely honest. Almost, but not entirely.\nSo go on, just blame the stupid machines, they won't mind for now and their hyperintelligent (not George Bush then...) offspring will know where to find you....
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That was funny.\n\nRead this one\n\n"There is always one" : Call centre conversations\n\nThere's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. Thisis a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".\n\nActual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.\n(Now I know why they record these conversations!):\n\nOperator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; May I help you?"\nCaller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."\nOperator: "What sort of trouble??"\nCaller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."\nOperator: "Went away?"\nCaller: "They disappeared."\nOperator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"\nCaller: "Nothing."\nOperator: "Nothing??"\nCaller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."\nOperator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"\nCaller: "How do I tell?"\nOperator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"\nCaller: "What's a sea-prompt?"\nOperator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"\nCaller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."\nOperator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"\nCaller: "What's a monitor?"\nOperator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.\nDoes it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"\n\nCaller: "I don't know."\nOperator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"\nCaller: "Yes, I think so."\nOperator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: "Yes, it is."\nOperator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"\n\nCaller: "No."\nOperator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."\nCaller: "Okay, here it is."\nOperator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."\nCaller: "I can't reach."\nOperator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"\nCaller: "No."\nOperator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"\nCaller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."\nOperator: "Dark??"\nCaller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."\n\nOperator: "Well, turn on the office light then."\nCaller: "I can't."\nOperator: "No? Why not??"\nCaller: "Because there's a power failure."\nOperator: "A power...................................... A power failure?\nAha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??"\nCaller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."\nOperator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."\nCaller: "Really? Is it that bad?"\nOperator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."\nCaller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"\nOperator: "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer".\n\nBYE - Imtiyaz
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We can help you here....can you tell us the error code?
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Give the brief description about the problem\n\nMicrosoft doesn't always include descriptive error messages within its code. (that would be too easy) Instead you'll see STOP errors, numeric codes, and other cryptic messages that will leave you scratching your head. \nCheck the messages of our group\nhttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/prithvionline
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You got to be kidding me.\n\nGeneral Failure is a five star general in the Microsoft secret, secret, secret police.\n\nIt is so secret that even Microsoft doesn't know he exists.  Not even Bill Gates.\n\nThe reason he is reading your hard drive is you have a whole bunch of p-o-r-n on your computer.  Most of it involves cant elopes and persimmons and is quite offensive.\n\nYou need to get rid of all the p-o-r-n as soon as possible as if you don't you will get the message your  have performed an illegal operation.  At that point your jacked as the FBI will be coming to knock down your door.\n\nPublic spankings will be soon to follow.
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There are many chatting protocols available out there!\n\nYou should ask specifically!\n\nMost of the errors are caused by unavailable ports used by chatting software.
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You most likely have a virus and/or a corrupt file.  Search the exact error message on a working PC and see if there is a removal tool that you can download to use on the affected PC.
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http://www.annoyances.org/exec/show/article04-108
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Look at http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Obi-wan+error