anyone out there figured out a good use of human poop? there must be a way to make money out of crap??
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The city of New York has a sewage plant that sits right on the river (East, Hudson?) that makes sludge. The best sludge in the world according to the buyers, farmers in the midwest.
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I'll have to select another answer and say POOPSIE!! HAHAHA!!
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Sell some useless crap around your house.
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I work in natural medicine and I can tell you that it's a gimmick based on very outdated (and just downright wrong)  information.\n\nTake colon cleansing, for example.  Except for people with impacted colons (and trust me, if you had one you'd know it) no one has ever walked around with "pounds of fecal matter" in their system.  But people take these cleansing products, see larger, firmer, more frequent bowel movements and just assume that all that came from "inside".  In fact, the bulkier stools are simply the result of the fiber in the cleansers.\n\nSo, yes, it's just a way to make money by preying on people's fears and misunderstandings of basic biology.
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eat dirt.....\n\n\ndirt with dog dirt added is a bonus.
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Sell some meaningless crap around your house.
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I personally know I could sell a roomful of strangers a dumpster load of zip-lock baggies full of bowel-movement in under ten minutes.  It is, by far, my strongest and most naturally inherent trait.  But any job offers that could been able to be mutually benefitted by, and derived, through this gift, were ruined by selfish influences and forces of ill-placed motive that had not a thing to do with my powers of influence through oration.  Now my influences in words will convey only, go away. (notice the use of the ill-placed and poor mannered analogy regarding bowel-movement)  BUT, that's life, and not my issues to deal with, nor my dumpster.  And now, I am right where I am supposed to be.\n\nAlso, I think Adolph Hitler was a very influential speaker, and I will also assume, with great conviction in probability, was Grigory Rasputin
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If you're looking to buy pills, I haven't had any luck with them. Maybe 1 extra time "going" per day. (Isn't it horrible how we have to censor certain words even when talking medically on this forum?)\nI had some luck getting colonics. That's when you go to a place and they irrigate your colon with warm water. It's not gross at all, no smell or mess, and WOW the stuff that comes out!  Technically I think it's called "colonic irrigation" or "Colonic hydrotherapy"--it's $70-100 a session.\nI wouldn't reccommend the "liver flush" the colonic people push. I've had a couple and they didn't do much for me except take my money.
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U know this is the third time i have seen u asking this question today. \nwell here is my email hio714@yahoo.com. Send me the details of how exactly making this kind of money is possible. I gotta see it to believe it.\n\nLets see how real or fake u turn out to be.
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Try installing a buffing wheel next to the toilet. You might find it has other uses, too...
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2day me and my sister did everything possible. dyed toilet water red..(period anyone?), hung underwear on all the ceiling fans, did ur trick cept just dumped like a spoonful in diffrent places around the house eating it and telling our parents it was our dog!(thanx so much!), "threw up" chocolate milk all over our neighbors front porch!, unplugged the keyboard and took the ball out of the mouse on the computer, covered some of the toilet seats in seran wrap, the usual whoopie coushion and salt in drinks stuff.\n\nthese got every1 rly good. HOPE I HELPED!
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This is for anyone else who reads this to.  I have known of people who have made a lot of money doing this, it just depends on what you are looking for.  Also you need to know what the local laws are on this profession, and what you intend to do with whatever you find.  Remember America likes to throw things away, all the time.  Our standard of living is one of the best in the world, and so is our trash, but our trash is also the most deadliest, be careful of what you dive into.  One of the best tips that I can give you is, ask for permission to look through someone's trash, If they say no, it's probably, because there is something in the dumpster, that could harm you, things like broken glass, or they may through out their business records in there, and they don't want anyone going through them.  Another tip is, there are books out on the market, and libraries, on how, and what to look for when dumpster diving.  Good luck and be careful.
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Chocolate and lotz and lotz of it!\nor if you want to be creative go and melt some chocolate put it in a plastic bag put it in the freezer and bring it in and say its poop. You'll have lotzzz to talk about and its a tasty treat.