Two of my pubic crabs are getting married, why won't they invite me?
437462
Because your head lice told them that you are a lousy party guest. Always drinking and falling on everyone. Plus you have this bad problem of scratching yourself in public. No crab wants that at their wedding.
688255
They sound like selfish people.I know it hurts you,but you can't let it destroy your life.You are a worthwhile person and a reflection of the almighty.Don't try to have a relationship with them.Believe me they are going to pay for the way they treat you.You will find a good man get married and have a family of your own and you can give them all that love you have stored up.Best wishes
218204
You are not messed up in the head, some people are great contributers to sociaty and have never been married. You gan fufill a wonderful life by haveing the opertunity to do many great accoplishments by not haveing someone distracting you from the causes that you feel important.This is some of the reasons why Catholic Priests and Nuns don't get married.It is alright to wait and eventualy find a special person to help you out of your shell,in the meantime find a cause that you are passionate abought and embrace it with all the energy and Zest that you can muster.
278980
bride..and best wishes!!\nif you wanted to try and include your parents on the invite, you could do: Suzy and Tom, together with their parents, request your presence...
369318
you must be greek orthodox. your partner should be the maid of honour.
764856
It sorta sounds like you *don't* actually have any plans for Thanksgiving. Did you make up your invitation just to bring up the subject?\n\nIf you like these women enough (not sure you do) to spend it with them, accept by saying something like "Hey, I would like to take you up on your offer. What can I bring?" You don't have to explain about your "other" invitation.\n\nIf you don't like these women enough to hang with them - maybe you should consider volunteering at a shelter or food kitchen. The people you'll eat with there will undoubtedly be very happy to have you around.
800317
They don't exist. If they're not gay and not married they gonna have about 2 baby mamas and one out of those two is gonna be a crazy, stalker like chick. GOOD LUCK.
504756
Why?  Do you want to marry one?  I think we have an elephant asking the question.  Will the human being please turn up!
1099022
I  don't know where you are from, but some bars advertise for bachlorette parties where you get VIP seating and lots of attention from the staff. I would recommend getting a limo for the bride and all her friends so you can bar hop and not have to worry about a DD. We wore name tags at my friend's bach. party and the bride would pick funny (sometimes raunchy) names for her friends. Have your friend suprised with a big embarrasing penis to carry around, that way EVERYONE will know she is a bachlorette. Also, bring a pen and have her ask strangers to sign her big blow up penis. That always gets a laugh and she may get some drinks bought for her.
527100
Awwww!! How cute! Don't forget to invite me to the wedding:)
466546
it sounds like they want to sleep together, so if you aren't comfortable with that, you should communicate it clearly with your wife and friend.\n\nsome cultures are more flexible and wouldn't have a problem with those 2 getting it on.
253029
Because you r no longer available is why!!  lol  You will not be asking them for a committment or strings.  They can have their fun with you and run!  They also see this as a challenge- your married say- all of a sudden millions want u and why?  Cus its a personal challenge to see if they can take something that belongs to another!  These people r entirely insecure and need approval constantly!  As soon as someone finds out I have only slept with one guy my entire life all of a sudden I have 50 wanting to show me all the things Im missing out on!  GOD!  lol
874701
Why would you want this?  Do you know what some of those freaks are like when they "order" a bride?  They can be total fruit cakes and abuse you.  I have heard stories about them locking their brides in the basement unless they are doing their work around the house.  I would not want to take a chance on getting bought by the wrong type of person.
540167
tell him you have crabs
1161981
ask someone to marry me
138121
It sounds like maybe you're not being completely up front with them from the beginning about the 'being married' part. Maybe they're getting some kind of vibe from you that you're looking for someone to have an affair with. Are you going out of your way to get men friends? If so, why when you're married?
952311
NO.  They can't.  I am a Cancer, and my exhusband is a Cancer, who is currently on my doorstep as we speak wanting me to marry him, you guessed it a third time, NO WAY.  We never forget a love nor a scorn we have the memories of an elephant.  Turn an Cancer on, and you've turned them on for life, scorn them, and you have scorned them for life.