i am having a bad day today and i dont know what 2 do (HELP)?
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Just laugh.\n\n1\n\nThree kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some f*ckin’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more f*ckin’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the f*ckin’ French toast."\n\n2\n\nMy grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)\n\n3\n\n\nLast night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!" (Steven Wright)\n\n4\n\n\nSaul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-f*cking-believable!"\n\n5\n\nA guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That’s not surprising," the elders say. "You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here."\n\n6\n\nI was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said. "No. I hate myself now." (Rodney Dangerfield)\n\n7\n\nA Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea. She pleads, "please God, save my only grandson. I beg of you, bring him back." And a big wave comes and washes the boy back onto the beach, good as new. She looks up to heaven and says: "He had a hat!" (Myron Cohen)\n\n8\n\nTwo guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.\n\n9\n\nI went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it." (Garry Shandling)\n\n10\n\nA car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says: "I make a good living." (Henny Youngman)\n\n11\n\nJesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps
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talk 2 sum1 u trust then take a deep breath and scream. punch a pillow, break a few things like sticks, and then rethink. if u still feel like that,talk 2 a counseler or psychologist
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dont go to work tommrow.\n\nthink anyone will thank you if you spread that around?\n\ntake a day off and go to bed with hot soup.
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........WTF!...... works for me dude........\n\n.....but, Im sorry to hear that you had a bad day...... want me to come over and cook you dinner or something? .........
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Crying is not a bad thing. You need to get your feelings out. Everyday that goes by, it will be less. Everyone goes through that feeling eventually. Talk to someone you can trust and that always helps me.
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I am sorry your weekend was bad, but if you are not better by monday then you better take a day off and rest...all day!\nSounds like you need it anyway!
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Hey Kris.\nWell try to do something outside! Like play with one of your pals. If ya cant then take a shower. Read a good book. Have a snack and watch some good TV.\nDo something you'll enjoy. Or get on a chat room, just don't give out you personal info.
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hi angel,\ni think i know just how you feel. it happens sometimes to me sometimes, like everything went grey. just take a deep breath. u are at work right? do u have any nice music u like that cheers u up? play it softly at ur desk- maybe on ur PC or walkman. cheer up. Your mom does love you, your boyfriend too... u just fell out with her and ur boyfriend is busy working so he can get u a nice gift for ur birthday--- lol--- at least he has a job he can be busy at, not like he is busy dating another girl...\ncheer up ok? take a snack for lunch, you'll soon be home. \nAnd oh, try to call your mom b4 work runs out, you'll find it isnt as bad as it seems. then talk to ur boss too... there is so much power in those three words, "i am sorry" just apologise to everyone u hurt, especially ur mom. \nthen call ur boyfriend too and tell him u understand completely how busy he is and u love him and for him to call u when he is free. u'll be amazed how soon he'd call u himself. he needs ur understanding too, maybe today is more hectic for him than u. knock knock...\nI hope u r listening to me and will do these?\nenjoy your day ok? and remember it will pass and u will still be there...cheer up! love ya
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Maybe you need a random hug from someone who wants you to have a good day.....\n\nHUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!\n\nHope this helps...at least just a little  :)
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Lay down and just rest, drink sips of water if you can. And soup always helps. Just lay down and lay still and it should pass....thats what I always do. Rest is always a good way to feel better.
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im sorry i dont know how to help
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Go to sleep! Youll feel better in the morning!!!
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Call your best friend. Call your Mom. Go for a walk. Shopping but it only last a short while. Eating very bad but it does soothe. Listen to music or watch a movie!
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take a day off.  Go somewhere by yourself and have fun. \n\nif your at work or cannot readily get away right now.. take a break and just close your eyes and breathe deeply of a couple of minutes.  a clear mind will get you through the rest of the day.\n\nAlso stretch.  If your all stressed out.. your muscles are all tight too.. loosen up and relax.  Also...  if all else fails... cover your face with a pillow and scream your head off!
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Just take the day off and stay at home, no point in going to work if you are not feeling well becuase you will never get an proper work done!
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I think he was having a bad day
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I sometimes feel the same way that you feel...and I hate it. I'm so sorry that you feel that way and no I dont think that it should be normal but everybody had bad days so what I try to do is find something to do so I want think about whatever got me down. I love you, so put a smile on your face! :)