How much money would it take for you to smoke the cigar Bill Clinton used on Monica Lewinsky?
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I would do it for nothing, because i am a sick pervert.
319942
You could also be president of the United States.  Our current president has a felony background I believe.  He used(??) to be a cocaine addict.  Some say he still is.
746672
It could be from $20 to about $50. depending on your health, smarts, looks etc.
26453
One of the best questions I have seen on here yet,  My opinion, because the government makes money off of them. For each pack of cigarettes sold, the government gets about $1.00 (probably more now) If they were considered a drug it stands to reason that they would be an illegal drug and the government cannot make money off illegal drugs. (We could argue seizures of such but it still wouldn't balance the scales)
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Clinton........duh!!!
1155930
Smoked Marlboro for 30 yrs but quit three yrs ago. Glad I did too. Look at all the money I can put on other things that I need instead of literally burning it up
353804
Usually approximately 50 dollars.
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That's several different questions, and I hope you don't mind if I actually try to answer them instead of just enthusiastically agreeing.\n\nThe situation with Clinton was a little more serious that it appeared on the surface. The Russian Duma (their Pariliament) actually considered taking a vote to ask Monica to use WHATEVER influence she had over Bill to get him to pull US troops out of places in Europe. They didn't ask her, but they were looking into it. (You can verify that they voted against the idea, but they were considering it.)\n\nThis would short-circuit the ENTIRE electoral process. Bill wouldn't be the President, Monica would be the President-- or whoever she took HER orders from. \n\nDon't you think there's something wrong with an unelected woman having accces to the president, influencing and  affecting his decisions for the entire country...? \n\n[At least, if Bill had been getting any satisfaction from his wife, she would have had the power she was craving, and he wouldn't have had to go looking elsewhere. She missed a safe bet, there. At lesat then he would have been getting it from a legitimate source. But I suppose that was too low for even her to stoop....]\n\nWe wouldn't allow a drug addict to run the country, because we know that the real power behind him would be his supplier, who held the strings. Same with a man who was a sex addict.\n\nNow, on to the next question. Two years ago, when our soldiers first got into Baghdad, there were reports that they had found tractor-trailer loads of hundred dollar bills. Now the hundred IS the most widely circulated bill outside the US. It's a large denomination bill. \n\nBut, by the same token, they don't circulate very fast and wear out, the way ones do. I doubt that the US mint prints a tractor trailer load of hundreds in the course of a year. And they had several of them? Where did they come from? \n\nWell the first step is to realize that Saddam sent his representatives to Switzerland, to the manufacturer,  and bought several of the same pringing presses that the US Mint uses to print money. (this is a matter of public record.) They are multi-story machines weighing many tons and costing probably a hundred million a pop. But did old Saddam bat an eye? No. Why not?\n\nBecause he knew he could recoup his investiment very quickly. Those hundreds never saw the US Mint. \n\nNo wonder he could afford palaces with solid gold toilet seats! No wonder he offered $25000 to the family of each Palistinian suicide bomber who killed an American!\n\nThere's additional evidence. Remember at the time of the first Gulf War how we changed our money, updating it with all the new security features...? And after our soldiers entered baghdad, we also updated it, adding the colors...?\n\nThat's twice we changed our money. There's an old saying, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." What were we fixing...? The fact tha Saddam was counterfeiting US currency on an unheard of scale, weakening our economy and hindering our interests all over the world!\n\nTalk about an unconventional weapon of mass effect! \n\nIf he'd had nukes, I dont doubt that he would have used them. It's Saddam's own fault for shooting off his mouth and bragging that he would have them soon. He didn't do one thing to counter the erroneous intelligence which everybody believed. He wanted us to think that he had them. \n\nIf a man aims a gun at a cop, the cop doesn't need to stop and check whether it's a real gun or a water pistol. That man is simply bought and paid for. If he didn't want to get shot, he shouldn't have threatened the cop.\n\nThe current war in Iraq is a mistake in the sense that if we'd done the job properly the first time, it wouldn't have been necessary to go back there. Hindsight is 20/20, as they say.\n\nBut-- can you see Bush going public with the news, or even publicly referring to it...? Wides
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ANSWER:  Yes, technically it is illegal. \n\nSpecifically, the statuted from the Cuban Assets Control Regulations, 31 C.F.R. Part 515, specifies penalties that can go as high $250,000 for individuals plus up to 10 years in prison. In addition, civil penalties of up to $65,000 per violation can be imposed by OFAC.\n\nhttp://cigars.about.com/od/cubantradeembargo/qt/0062002a.htm
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I think it should be legal...well it already is in some states. But just think how much money the US can make off of selling that stuff. Perhaps the president might be able to get out of his trillion dollar debt. Alochol is worse than weed. If they want to make something illegal that should be it.
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Kaiser Permenente has plans if you are in their area. \n\nHold on to yourself, because you are going to be shocked at the cost.  Even for a healthy non-smoking single person under 40, it was close to $200 a month.  A family is probably going to be around $500 or more.  Yikes.
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This would be a good question for Hillary Clinton.
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It's hard on the knees when my girlfriend tends to her titillating needs. She listens to Frank Sinatra while doing the Monica Lewinsky. Nice girl. She can never find that paper clip under my desk.\n\nBut, getting back to your very serious question about Dick Weed. I understand he'll be running for the office of President of the United States on the Republican line and intends to stick it to Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton.\n\nMrs.  Clinton has taken to wearing a hearing aid and will no doubt be asking Mr. Weed...Huh, Cum again...can't hear you...one more time...cum again...Ohhhh, Mr. Weed..one more time...Huh, what about Bill ?....Bill who...?
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I didn't think a President was able to make over $200,000.00 dollars while sitting in office? I am thinking there are some more charges for the impeachment process. I am going to have to look at this law a little closer. We also will have to of course check the Haliberton profits too.
1100194
I'd guess between $150 - $200.
230775
Turn President Bush into a mushroom.
1055369
Bush is an Idiot for starting the war in the first place. So any cost is too much. Like the lives we are loosing everyday!  Ain't no amount of money gonna replace those losses..Ask yourself this, if Clinton was impeached for sex, how is it that Bush has not been impeached for murder? That is what people think of Bush.. as a murderer, not all but enough to give him the lowest approval rating in History, 30 some % last time I checked.  the over all cost of the war will reach $500 billion, at least, but how many more lives??