Of the 76 references related to whoredom in the bible, which is your most favorite?
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"the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: with whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication." (Rev. 17:1-2 KJV)\nSounds like a party to me!
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My fiance's favortite answer to this question is that God left out lesbians in the Bible because "even God knows two women getting it on is HOT!"\n\nKeep smiling :)
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You make some very good points. The bible was written in a time when homosexuality wasnt very common, people read into it much too far and take something out of it that could very well be not true.
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1.) Genesis\n2.) Exodus\n3.) Leviticus\n4.) Numbers\n5.) Deuteronomy\n6.) Joshua\n7.) Judges\n8.) Ruth\n9.) Samuel 1\n10.) Samuel 2
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the one I find most disturbing?\nThe Rebellious Son\nDeuteronomy 21:18-21\n\n18If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: \n\n 19Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; \n\n 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. \n\n 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
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That was mentioned in the Bible....
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No way of knowing.  Here's a few fun ones for you:\n\n- The bible never says that Mary Mag is a prostitute, a common Christian belief started by Pope Gregory in the 7th century\n\n- The Hebrew word for "abomination" can also be translated as "unhealthy"...so perhaps its just unhealthy to eat pork, or lobster rather than sinful (Leviticus)\n\n- The Hebrew word for "on" is the same as "next to"...so did Jesus walk on water or along side it?\n\n- While its often said that Jesus had no siblings, the bible states several times that he had 4 brothers and several sisters\n\n- Different Gospels list different names of apostles\n\n- The bible only mentions the men.  There were several wives of apostles that followed Jesus.
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I agree. very nasty. the Bible says one woman to each man, and vise versa. this is paraphased, of course.
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I walk in the faith that the Bible is a load of codswallup. Especially concerning the parlor tricks of the New Testiment. 1Peter 2-24 included.\n\n-SD-
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discovered in 1886 buried with a monk in egypt, did you get to the part about the milky white skin and blonde hair of everyone in heaven, and the whores hanging from their hair, I read the Nag Hammadi library too, and there was a book in the early 70s called the Lost Books of the Bible, oh how bout the part where Jesus killed some of his play mates and his school teacher cause they pissed him off
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# Deuteronomy 22:25\nBut if out in the country a man happens to meet a girl pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die.\n\n# Deuteronomy 22:28\nIf a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered,\n\n# Judges 19:25\nBut the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go.\n\n# Judges 20:5\nDuring the night the men of Gibeah came after me and surrounded the house, intending to kill me. They raped my concubine, and she died.\n\n# 2 Samuel 13:14\nBut he refused to listen to her, and since he was stronger than she, he raped her.\n\n# 2 Samuel 13:32\nBut Jonadab son of Shimeah, David's brother, said, "My lord should not think that they killed all the princes; only Amnon is dead. This has been Absalom's expressed intention ever since the day Amnon raped his sister Tamar.\n\n# Zechariah 14:2\nI will gather all the nations to Jerusalem to fight against it; the city will be captured, the houses ransacked, and the women raped. Half of the city will go into exile, but the rest of the people will not be taken from the city.
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I couldn't list them all for you if I wanted to. There are more that were rejected than there were that were approved. Everyone that has suggested looking up Apochrypal texts is on the right track. The life of Adam and Eve was a good one from the old testament. The Book of Enoch, The gospels of Mary, and Judas, Peters Revalations. Those are just a few of the interesting ones.
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Yielding rocks! My favourite answer was this one...\n\nQuestion:\n\nIs ************ a sin? If yes, where in the Bible?\n\nYieldings Answer:\n\nThe bible says; \n\nThou shalt not ********** with a *********, for thou art a ************ if thou dost. \nLet all ye who ************ be smote with *********** for the ********** is thy ********* and therefore thy *********** will shrivel up and drop off.\nShould thou ************ with a ************ up your ***********, then the ************* shall be thy ***********, and the *********** will be like to that of the ************ on the Jerry Springer show.\n\nROFL!!!! That's just TOO funny!!!
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john chapetr 12:1-3? it just says mary. some take that to mean mary magdalene.\nyou must not assume mary magdalene was a whore. the bible doesn't say that.
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One of my favorite Bible stories involves a prophet gone wrong and a talking mule.\n\nIt's funny when the mule asks the prophet why he is beating his poor defenseless mule.\n\nWhat's even funnier though, is that he answers the mule like it talks to him all of the time :)\n\nThe moral of the story?  Don't beat yer mule.\n\nOkay, there is more to it than this, but when you are teaching little kids, he does make em giggle.
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The first one is the most popular verse in the bible; \n\nJohn.3:16\n"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life"\n\nMatthew.26:2, \n"You know that after two days is the Passover, and the Son of Man will be delivered up to be crucified.\n\nMatthew.26:28\nJesus speaking; "For this is My blood of the new covenant which is shed for many for the remission of sins."\n\nLuke.24:7,46-47\n"saying, The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again.'\n\n"Then He said to them, "Thus it is written, and thus it was necessary for the Christ to suffer and to rise from the dead the third day,\nand that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in His name to all nations, beginning at Jerusalem."\n\nI think this should be sufficient and if you need more, just mail me.
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And I know the answer now too. It was in the Shepherd of Hermas, author unknown. Now please laugh and give me 10 points.