Is it true that Bush is a monkey impersonator at the national zoo on weekends?
441930
No, he does that in the oval office.  He takes the weekends off.
1076050
Ha Ha ha ha ..\nanother good one!!\nThe guys I know in the Union will love it ( most of my guy friends are, and they are always cracking on Bush..)\n\nThanks again for the laugh..
346207
That indeed is the essence of the word "irony". Bush is a monkey.
512001
Chimps do that ... haven't you been to the Zoo?\n\n    Go Democrats~!
1042642
i'm really starting to believe that he's the missing link in evolution, and he's hiding in plain sight. think about it, he kinda looks like a monkey, he doesnt have the same capacity for speech as normal humans, he's easily lead around by his masters (cheney, rove)..... he's the step between caveman and modern man, he's the proof of evolution!
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I feel no loyalty to the Bush Administration.  Yes be afraid, very afriad.  The Chimp is the most dangerous person on the planet, however its his handlers, ( Rove, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Norquist ) that seem to be largely behind things. \n\nI kind of see Bush as something akin to the Emperor Caligula.
934426
real tiger pretending to be stuffed
547075
A Chimp Called Bush ! ;-)\nMy apologies to all Chimps !
528772
Of course.  These are the same gators that Bush let roam in New Orleans immediately after he blew up the levees in order to kill as many black people as he could.  He has also trained some gators to only attack black women.\n\nThe proof is in the space ship carry Elijah Muhammad.  Don't believe me?  Ask Calipso Louie.
616312
Once upon a time... there was this guy who was the president. While president, he got caught with his pants down and lied to try and save face. \n Now the opposing party knew this was the big break they had been looking for. One of the members boasted, "we could put a monkey in office now". And that is exactly what they did. \nThe End
679766
one of my genetically-engineered super monkeys looked like george bush but after we released him into the wild we never heard from him again...\ni wonder where he could be?
254609
The evil Monkey in the closet is funny on many different levels.  The Monkey is one of the things that Chris is always complaining about, but knowone else knows he exists.  It makes Chris look paranoid, but he has goos reason.  The Monkey is also great for future references in the show.  Like when they show the Monkey glaring at Chris when he leaves the house, but then immeadiatley rolls a joint and listens to some classic rock.
906934
Yes.  His name is G.W. Bush.
665520
I would talk with monkeys to better understand what is there inside Bush's mind
330522
No.  Cheney is Palpatine.  Bush is more like Jar-Jar, but he speaks less English than Jar-Jar.
813316
OK, now let's leave poor Bill Clinton out of this!\nYes, there was a story back in the 80's about a creature over in Monkey Run AR, near where I live.  I haven't heard much else.
376500
So I guess you're angry... you've heard a comparison of gw bush and a potted plant, and continuously call bush a chimp.  All your input reflects these two witty (so original) broadsides.  Still SCREAMING YOUR WISDOM won't BACK IT UP.  Make specific complaints and think up your own opinions.