why are the fart questions always the most entertaining?
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Probably because of the funny noises and the funny faces that soon follow the funny noises.\n\nBut they are never farts you hear ~ they are "barking spiders" ~ didn't your Mom teach you anything.  Sheesh!
728395
Brain farts are common. The action usually does not hurt, the results sometimes do. You end up doing something stupid.
529828
I wish I had seen the question...I love the funny ones here..problem is, some of the questions are for real, but read very funny. Some of the questions are heavy, but always good to see someone who pops a joke for a question. and, even thou an obvious "joke or funny," some answerers really get going....fun to watch.
297493
Because pooing and farting require the same basic bowel movement and runny poo can be quite sneaky!!\n\nTGW
319122
It's not mine so it might not count...\nAt my brother's confirmation he farted really loud in church and everyone around us started laughing.  It was the polite sort of laughter though, in your hand so it's quiet, you know.  Anyway, my sister was laughing so hard that she did it too and everyone lost it.  They started laughing hysterically in the middle of the mass.
523182
Haha that is by far the funniest question I have ever heard. It made me laugh out loud.
903468
LMAO!!!!  your questions are the best, they always get me laughing.  so thx.
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
682453
Any of his silly/retarded comments...I love it when he makes me laugh so hard that my belly hurts, just out of the blue.  He is always so much fun...and I love to laugh.
1006825
Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
865563
My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
812913
is that supposed to be a funny question?
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LOL....this one always made me laugh...some people just don't understand why!
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There are, of course, many humourous and also silly questions. But the interesting part of "Answers" is to ask something you really want to know, be it a clear answer or just opinions, and thus get inputs which are interesting or of help to you.\n\nTalking about my experience, I have asked several questions about something I wanted to know precisely, and got  the right answer, which was really helpful and I appreciated.\n\nAs far as the answer one gives to other's questions is concerned, for me its the same procedure. To me it makes no sense at all to want to impose one's opinion to others. For such purpose you would need a chat procedure having a dialogue, and not just your answer to the question.
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its not my favourite, but actually the one i detest the most.. the bloody fart button! how annoying is that?!\n\nalthough my fave one does have to be the ones where you get the chat room window up and the woman pretends to be talkin to you saying "hello, im new here, can you see me typing"\n\njust so you click to help this poor woman out, and then bang! ur caught on a sex chat site!
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LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]\n\nJust fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts.  Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
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1. Because the elephant farts a lot\n\n2. A terrorist can get you off a plane while an angry woman won't let you leave the house.\n\n3. Can you hear me?