Who is drinking a cup of coffee right now and smoking a cig?
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Homer Simpson:  Co-ff-ee........mmmmmmmmmm.  I need coffee to make through these eight hours of the day.  I don't smoke...so I'll pass on that...but Coffee.....yeah.  Oh, gotta go, coffee break!
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What are you smoking, and where can I get some?
178286
I think some people are smoking too many funny cigs.
633668
Get off the computer and start reading.  You're gonna need some coffee too.  Govt books.........snore!
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GETTIN HIGH,WALKIN IN THE WOODS WITH A PEPPERMINT LATTE FROM STARBUCKS, AND OF COURSE MY DOG KURDT!!
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drink enough coffee and you'll get wired
953267
Im going to get some coffee. even though ive never drank coffee
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bananas have energy..get some engergy bars.  coffee!
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Well, I'm not actually having fun, I've just been awake for a short time, so am doing this while drinking my coffee for the wake-up process.\n\nYes, tomorrow is May 1st, seems like only yesterday it was March (or even New Years).  \n\nHave a good day, and don't worry so much.  :)
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What the hell are you smoking?
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coffee and chocolate.
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Yes, I am addicted to two cups coffee (about 400mg) in the morning. If I don't have it I'm a mess.
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Damn, I wish I was smoking what you are. Can you send me some via express?
987350
wow!  What are you smoking?
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dude, what an awesome ? , firt of all I want to add that cigarettes and coffee is a breakfast of champions!!! and yeah, i have to crap right after the first sip........do you sing when you poop?  i do , it goes like this, "PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ,  OOOOHHHH, WHAT A RELEIF THAT IS!!! (then repeat after you drop another!!!)  enjoy tomorrows crap, and hey, flush twice!!
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start smoking ganja :-)
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bananas,peanut butter, alot of water,coffee and caffeine drinks