how many times have  you decided not to shag and ended up as a failure?
296280
I have no idea what you are talking about.
1031536
be yourself........failing that make me laugh and shag me stupid
343187
Once my fiancee (now my wife) and I were going to have sex in a car in a park. We were in the front seat and naked, getting ready to get it on, when I slipped (my pants were around my ankles) and hit the horn. I was stuck and couldn't get off the horn for about 30 seconds. It seemed like hours though. We ended up not doing it that night.
987544
Depends ... some unlucky bastards have to work at it for an hour. Me, I usually last 12-15 minutes, which has been "good enough" for 20 years of marriage.
898927
Falling out of bed during sex. Been there, done that !
978598
You have succeed to fail in failing to succeed.
207472
I managed once to stay awake through a night and not sleep the next day. but the second night when I tried to do it again, I could do it. I literally dove into the bed. lol\nAnd I flanked my next exam too. lol
596198
I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
94530
Seriously this may sound bad or disgusting, but beat off, all the time.  I mean twice a day if you can get away with it but at least once.  And if you get the chance, do it two or three times a night.  I'm serious it'll help.  take it from a man with experience.  I used to beat off so much that my first time lasted 45 minutes.  I still didn't bust.  It only lasted 45 minutes cuz we had company show up and had to call it quits.
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Indeed, sharting sounds good. It has happened to almost everyone if they have lived long enough.\nA mate of mine did it. Went to loo, cleaned his bottom, took off pants, and threw them in bin. \nThen back on with Levi's and class.\nOnly happened to me once, at home. A nasty business indeed, sharting one's knickers!!!
436243
These days, about 2-3 times a year.\n\nI did it much more often when I was younger (I'm 47 now)
210979
It's a luck thing... It's when you try to do something twice, and you failed both times, just try it again, and more than likely it will work!
86240
you will fall. when at first u don't succeed, try try again
34647
I tried once, but it didn't work out well. What with my pecker and all.
252739
a fell in some mud one time.\n\nIt took me a while before I could get changed. Boy did I feel dirty
694294
Depends how often you get the chance to have a shag on the living room floor.  Maybe you should grab the opportunity with open legs...I mean arms...Don't go moaning about this opportunity, will you? ;-)
945831
My friends experience out shines any I have had. One night at a nightclub, both of us a bit tipsy, I hear her laughing from the stall next to me "OMG! I forgot to pull down my underwear!"\nTrue story...think they ended up in the trash.