My Uncle Jack is stuck on the roof.  Would you help my Uncle Jack off?
436527
Hold on, let me shoot him down.
927502
Oops sorry I let him out for a walk and I guess he hitchhiked to your head. If you would send him back it would be much appreciated. You can just tell him to go home if he hasn't left yet. He knows the way.
997746
I'm with you on the roof.
1167039
Man - you seriously need help.
1074000
Oh, man.  That is absolutely hilarious.  Hats off to you, and I say "uncle".
294057
email me on where you are stuck amd i'll help you.mercenarie_zombies@yahoo.com
1116739
help me i'm homeless take me home with you
252100
No, help yourself.  Get away from the computer, right now!  Go ahead and do your chores.  Don't make me repeat this again!  You'll be in real trouble if I see you here again.
369605
Don't do it until you're ready, girl. It's your temple. You're the bouncer. You have the keys. He's a hitchhiker. Don't pick him up until it's right. If he can't deal with that, leave him on the side of the road waitin' for the bus.
1016328
Please get some help!
596318
Chances are........Jack can "get off" on his own.....\nbut one good turn deserves another........and I'd probably "tell" all my friends about ...\n\n"helping Jack off the horse".......if I did!!!
1150811
Here's one by my uncle- "I can't wait to get the fu** out of here!"
530471
smile at him. see if he responds. who knows, maybe the next time you see him, he'll already try to start a conversation.\n\nits hard to hear him though when he's on the roof. that means both of you needs to shout. lol
1138944
Tell them "please, I don't need that on my roof." And if you don't know, tell them why they are installing it there. Or you can yall at her/him.
726277
Your great uncle, but I wouldn't call him that when i'm talking to him cause that just sounds dumb "Hey Great Uncle Joe."  It would sound better to just call him "Uncle Joe."  It doesn't matter cause he is still your uncle!
159727
Dude, have your wife help you
811173
Too Funny.....my husband is a Limey............\n\nHe better not do that to my curtains!!!!!!!! I would hit the Fu%*&& roof too!!!!!!!!!