if a priest farts in church does it stink  even though he doesn't sit un a pue??
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Well, it depends...not all farts are stinky...some farts are just air...while other farts are deadly gases...but if the priest cuts 1 that is stinky then by all means the fart will be stinky...anyways, what does sitting in a pew have to do with it?  The only thing that comes to mind about farting and pews is that if you are sitting just right then that bad boy fart will reverberate on the pew and make the fart sound louder.
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Better to read on the toilet than not to read.When the Pharisees accosted Christ because his follower ate with dirty hands,He said they worried over the cleanliness of the out side of a cup while the inside was never cleaned.\nIf Christ is with you,he is with you always not just when you do those things you think will please him.He is there through every good,bad,secret and sinful moment.
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Yes Yes .. !!\ni have heard about such a religion .. where u have to kiss the priest n then take a bath with a very old person who had accepted that religion atleast 50 years ago. so u must take a bath with his father in law (but that means he is married ..otherwise from where will his father in law come into picture?? and if he s gettin married to u ..then his father in law is ur father ?? oh no !! )) .. so yeah take a bath with that old guy n get ur religion converted !! \n ((bdw.. i am the father in law .. guys please convince this gal to take a bath with me!))
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This is a christian joke, but it's funny even if you're not christian(like me, i'm a Hindu)\n\nA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get anxious, I take a sip." So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:\n\n1. Next time, sip the vodka, don't gulp\n2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.\n3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.\n4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.\n5. David slew Goliath. He did not kick the sh*t out of him.\n6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.\n7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.\n8. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, we do not say he was stoned off his *ss.\n9. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."\n10. The recommended way to say grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yay God.\n11. And lastly, the Virgin Maryshould never, under any circumstances, be called "Mary with the cherry."\n\nThis joke came from "The Little Big Book of Laughter." It is the most amazing joke book I have ever read, and I got it for Christmas.(Even though I'm hindu, we get presents at christmastime, not to celebrate the birth of Christ, but to celebrate the two weeks off that we all get.) You can read about it at the links below. Hope you like the Joke!
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I farted during a prayer at church and my son next to me laughed and said my mom farted....
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DON'T KNOW BABY  but this question just contributed 2 point closer to me getting to level 3.  and does anyone care???  probably not as much about farts.  but just like your tooty, thought i'd share that (worthless info) with the rest of the yahoo bloggers out there.  LOL  just being silly with you.  hope you don't mind.  but it is a funny, silly question.  actually i loved it!!!!!   what an imagination.  farts and the ozone.  well farts can be deadly in a closed room (so i've heard) so you may be on to something.
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Gosh! It has nothing to do with that. This is the third time someone has asked that question. Just pray for Goodness sake! Pray naked if you want to, just as long as your sincere in your heart just pray, standing, sitting, hats on or off, it doesn't matter! I prayed while I was sitting on the toilet once and God still answered the pray. He isn't worried about all of our crazy thinking! And I am a christian, but I'm frustrated with all of this religious stuff! No wonder people don't want to come to church, they think the church is CONFUSED!
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by not forcing it and maybe trying to hold it back.  if there is enough pressure for the fart to come out on its own it will, with no more sound than the sound of an air hose being turned on.  if you force it more air will come out than your anus can accomidate forcing it to expand and become a musical instrument.
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i pass gas whenever i feel like it....if its in public ill try to make it more silent lol but hell im not going to get a stomach ache just because of a little fart....i pass gas in front of my fiance all the time....its natural and if he has a problem with it then maybe he should try to stop doing it in front of me :P i dont try to get him to to stop because theres no point in anyone having to suffer from a stomach ache by holding it in :D
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Once, I thought I could let out a left cheek sneak and ended up farting louder than I have ever farted in my life. Of course, the sermon stopped and the pastor said something like, "I think the spirit is moving". Lots of laughter and I had a very red face.
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That's so gross. I don't enjoy the smell of any fart!
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why do you ask are you a fart smeller fellar? well of couse we re all fart smellers  how can anyone not be? its not like we go around asking to smell farts  but lets face it farts are out there ok
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poop isnt supposed to smell bad, really!!!  Its just a bad diet that causes the stench.  I am a vegetarian and my poop has no odor!
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according to them it's fart.
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Only if a bear farts.....
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Depends.  If it's a good satisfying fart that either sounds good, or gives you a feeling of pressure release, or clears the room, or makes everyone around you cry and vomit, then yes, God has blessed you.\n\nIf you poo a little at the same time, then He has cursed you.
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Well,its is not that your fart smell as much,it is also where you release waste matter in your body.if you put two together well a guess out come a "PUFF OF A POOP"