If you were flying your canoe over a desert and had a flat tire, how many shingles would be on a doghouse?
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16 and a half. \n\nThe Blue Eagle called and has just eaten the steering wheel off of the Pink Giraffe's fork. Check with the cheeseburger in the glove compartment to make sure the 8-foot, yellow microphone left the appropriate number of mannequins, speaker wire and bow ties. Once the billboard calls on my shoe horn and confirms that the mustache is indeed orange and without sunglasses, we can proceed to Phase 8.93.921.844.6.23
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skyscraper roof.............hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A fully furnished house with 5 bedrooms, 2 baths on 20 secluded acres in Wisconsin. A new mini-van or SUV with third row seat, loaded with all the options. A fully furnished business with items of my options so I have an income for future needs. A college fund for each of my children. Man how I wish this could happen! I would give almost anything in the world for this to happen!!
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I would bring a luggage full of clothes, a cell phone, and a carpenter so he could build me a boat to get off the island. :) just kidding, the last thing would bring is a HUGE roll of duct tape.
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Beat the helicopters? In a car? LOL......... I don't think so unless it's on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah... AND you are driving something that sets land speed records..........LOL....... beat the helicopters........LMAO
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that would be called "hell"
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Depends on how big your doghouse is and if is tied to a trailer with a jump rope that the kids still use as a pass time.
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HAHA!! Glad I ran across this question. This is right from the GAF PRO FIELD GUIDE:\n\n#1 Organic shingles- are asphalt shingles made with an organic mat.\n#2 Organic mats- are typically made from recycled paper that is formed into rolls of felt mat\n#3 Organic shingles are often mistakenly called asphalt shingles.\n#4 There is asphalt in both organic shingles and fiberglass shingles\n#5 Organic shingles need more asphalt- they rely on more asphalt to strengthen the mat.\n#6 Organic in the north  MYTH- organic shingles are better suited for northern climates FACT-GAF and most other major manufactuers have fiberglass shingles installed in the north that have outlasted organic shingles.\nOh darn I found what I think you wanted:\nHere's the steps to making them \n#1 Fiberglass mats #2 Coated with asphalt #3 Asphalt penetrates the mat #4 Granules are added #5 Back surfacing is added #6 Granules are embedded #7 Some granules will come off 38 Sealant is added #9 Sealand protector #10 Shingles are cooled #11 Shinlges are cut to size #12 Packaged and shipped. Those are the steps to making a shingle\n\nHeres a picture of it starting from bottom to top\nBack Surfacing\nAsphalt\nFiberglass mat\nasphalt\ngranules\nadhesive
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A HOUSE FOR ME TO LIVE IN CUZ MINE CAUGHT ON FIRE..... \n\n\n:'(
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The radius would be 12, since the circle extends all around the firetower. So it would 144 times pi (3.14159) which comes to 452.38 miles.
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Hell would Freeze Over
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Sorry about your hamster hun.... lots of animals get hit by cars and trucks.  My dog was run over by an 18 wheeler, you cry, you're sad, but you know they are in a better place somewhere!
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you would burn up before you got to the other side
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one set of tyres!\n(two fron tyres plus two back tyres plus one spare tyre)\nhehe
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Depending on the dog, if you're considering the tail a leg, between zero and five legs. The dog could not have tail, nor any legs, hence zero. He could have his normal 4 legs, plus the tail, hence five. Or he could have any number of legs between 0 and 4, hence 1- 4 legs, including the tail.
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The Crack addict 400 meter dash. Or the refrigerator box fold off. What about the classic how many windshields can you wash during one red light event?
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Depending on the size 3-5 mph