how can I become a con artist?
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Go to prison for awhile.  I'm sure there are lots of them in there who could teach you their "art"
460330
You might can get a fake degree cheap.
1019088
i imagine you would have to know a lot about handi work, such as painting and decorating, fixing broken things such as tables, chairs (woodwork)  if there is a short/weekly course at your local community/college centre on multi skilled trades, id take it to get the know how.  They will also do a criminal record bureau check with you, after all you are working with vunerable people/kids.  They will mention at the interview whether the costs are covered for this, its used to be 30 pound..in 1999. but it may of gone up.
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take acting classes. Watch out for predatory old guys in floral print shirts. Develop your skills, take care of your mind and body. Don't do drugs, save your money for head shots.\n\nHire an agent. \n\ngood luck.
211254
Become a Security Guard.
847694
hard work and a great agent. You should probably even go to classes for it first to have an edge but I've heard it's a very hard business to get into if you don't sound unique.
775636
Ok, are you ready?\nYou would need a licquor license, a business license, and an entertainment license I believe depending on that fact. If you were to sell things you would also need a license for that. It would take 3-6 months for the licquor license depending on your background, 4-8 weeks for the business license. The other two vary depening on what exactly you needed them for, the location and usage of them. To obtain any of these you would have to go to the Mayor's Office Building and fill out tons of forms. It's that easy.
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I am not sure...but you could possibly go into some type of apprenticeship program...\n\nLike Plumbers, or ship yard type work..."scalers" which are general laborers, but they get paid tons of money.\n\nTry the housing industry like framers.\n\nor painting.
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1.  Meditate. Decide upon a series of ideas, morals and philosophies that you truly believe in and that will enable you to go through with illegal and immoral acts without much regret or guilt.\n2. Read up on the Ninja's role throughout history, this will help you decide if you truly wish to become a Ninja.\n3. Learn the ability to hide your feelings and your emotions, or rather, obtain a poker face.\n4. Learn to control people and manipulate events not by force, but by words and actions, so that you can obtain a goal without having to resort to any manner of fight. Use peoples desires, needs and wants against them. Humans need security, wealth, pride, strength and to have their lust satisfied. Use this against them, Compliment them and gain favor, Money and bribes are often useful.\n5. There are times when stealth is needed. Not so much putting on a hood and breaking into a house, but rather the ability to walk quietly and enter a situation without becoming the focus of it. Or the ability to not be conspicous on a scene, the ability to look as if you naturally belong. Learn to walk silently.\n6. Learn to study a group, the mission, and the method to solve the task.\n7. By the time you have learned this, you are a true Ninja. Ninja's don't wear black and "drop down from the ceiling and slice everyone to pieces". They use the situation and humans to gain the knowledge and power needed to complete their task without anyone assuming anything.\n8. Buy a samurai sword. You don't need to buy an authentic or antique sword, just a decent quality sword for about $20-60. Plastic will suffice, but cheap steel might be more useful. \n\n* Meditate Often\n* You will never be able to control others if you cannot control yourself\n* Although the ninja of ancient Japan no longer exist, their modern decendants are spies or (in situations that require stealth) commandos (the stealthy ones).\n* Take a psychology class. \n\n* Ninja's don't "Flip down from the ceiling and kill everything with Ninja Stars". If that is what your looking for, go play a video game :).\n* Even words and simple actions can be illegal (like lying to government officials)\n* Watch who you make your enemy, but watch who you make your master or leader even more closely\n* This will take a few years to be decent at this, Don't try for a week then give up.
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lots of people play at open mic nights. find a bar that runs an open mic night and put your name down to perform. if you're good you'll eventually gain some kind of following.\n\nto make money you will probably need to record something - either to sell it or to send to promoters looking to put on shows for profit. you have to prove that you have talent, and the only way to do that is to let people hear your music.
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Most so-called Psychics are nothing more then con artists who know how to listen or do research, Rosemary, so you shouldn't believe them. You'd think in 26 years of life you'd know there are con artists everywhere. Make yourself a dish of Mango Ice Cream and think about it.\n\nAnd no, I'm not psychic or a con artist. I just used a few of their tricks on you. I looked at a few of your answers. Simple research to learn a few things about you. If I had been trying to con you I could have looked at more then just a few answers that looked promising and probibly learned more personal details but I have no reason to dig deep.\n\nIf there really is anyone out there with the gift, they've never proven it to me. I've always figured out their con before the bite for money happens.
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First you need an agent.Go to a talent agency.
990014
Oh, a con artist.  Make up any vague and positive advice that could apply to anyone.  Then use astronomy to find the location of stars and planets and tell the victim the two were connected.  Then take the sucker's money.
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audition. \nlook for open calls for shows.\nmaybe check their website.\nor get with an agent.
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The best advice I can offer is to be yourself. Everyone can spot a fake. Then, find something you enjoy, perhaps a talent and build on that.  You could possibly impress someone with your hobby. Be sure to ask  questions and seem generally interested. Most importantly remember to smile.
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How fast do you want me to con you? I can con you out of hundreds of dollars if you want. I can also set up along con for you and completely fool you out of millions of dollars. Is this what you want, because I would be happy to oblige.
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The way to become a literary agent is to do what a literary agent would do:\n...Acquire a client.\n...Develop the literary property offered by the client.\n...Market the property by getting it in front of editors, publishers, and producers.\n...Collect your 15% when you you pair up the client with the producer.\n...Acquire another client.\n\nA college degree is a desirable component for an agent's "bag of tricks" but not nearly as important as a big fat Rolodex!