What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
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The Buggering Batman\n(http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/batman.htm)\n\nA  male student just arrives into Sydney (big metropolitan city) after living most of his life in the more desolated areas, to start his first year as a university student. First night in Sydney, he visits the red light district of Kings Cross, and drinks at the clubs. That night, he starts talking to a girl and they get pretty friendly (he does not know she is a prostitute because he is a country kid, and is kinda stupid). \n\nEventually, it is decided that they go back to the girl's place, which they do. Straight away, they undress and begin to make out, to which the woman asks "what do you want me to do?" The guy being a bit stupid, just goes, "fuck me" to which she does. When they finished, the girl goes "Now it's your turn to do something for me" \n\nThe guy thinks about it, and believes it's fair, since she gave him sex, so he agrees to whatever she wants to do. From under the bed, she gets a coil of string, and ties the guy up to the bed frame. When the guy is tied up, the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big Black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape. \n\nNext morning, the man awakes in the rich suburb of nearby Double Bay, and is naked and really bleeding bad. He gets taken to hospital by a passing motorist, and needed 27 stitches for his anus. \n\nVariations: \n\nAlthough in the overwhelming majority of the tellings the attacker is dressed as Batman, every now and then a Superman comes barging out of the closet. \n\nThe victim is variously described as a student just arrived in the big city, a sailor on leave, or a generic horny guy in a bar. \n\nSometimes the victim thinks he's hiring a hooker, other times he figures he about to get lucky with a barroom floozy. \n\nMost accounts end with the assault, but a few continue on to the next morning, when the victim is found and unbound by someone not party to the attack. (As one version puts it, the hapless man is discovered "pantsless, walletless and hopeless.") \n\nRobbery is sometimes added to the list of indignities the victim is subjected to. \n\nThis legend has made the rounds in the United States, Britain, Canada, and Australia, each time told as a local story. \n\nIn a significant number of cases, the attacker is described as Black. In all other versions, no color is specified. He's Black or of unspecified race appear to be the only two choices. \n\nOrigins:   Text references to this legend exist from 1989, but anecdotal reports date it back to 1981. The 1989 song Mucky Pup song "Batman" (from their "Boy in a Man's World" album) relates the legend in the following fashion: \n\n\nThought you were smart\nBought a heart\nThen came Batman through the dark\nInstead of fucking that stupid slut\nYou got eight inches up your butt \nBatman! Batman!\nBatman! Batman! \n\nSaw Batman the buttripper\nI'll rip your butt like a canopener\nBatman the buttripper\nI'll use your butt like a canopener man! \n\nThough at first blush this urban legend appears related to the Too Late the Hero legend, their only shared motif is one of the participants' being dressed as the Caped Crusader. If anything, this legend has more in common with the The Ether Bunny (a tale in which a non-gay victim is drugged and sodomized by his roommate). \n\nOn rare occasions a version surfaces in which robbery is the only objective of the woman and her accomplice: \n\n\n[FOAFTale News, June 1996] \nA 55-year-old man in Burbank, California, put an ad in a sex magazine catering to sadomasochists, and was happy when a woman responded to his offer of a blind date. When she arrived at his home, he allowed her to strip him, handcuff him, and strap him to a proctology table he had in his "playroom." Then she put a hood over his head and REALLY went to work: she and an accomplice robbed the house. The m
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i personally prefer clark. he sends money to his mother and when he takes his glasses off he is realy cute and has honest eyes. Peter parker is still trying to find himself .he would suck. and i think bruce and robin got something going on . So if clark walk up to me and wore black lace ups i would do him.
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Batman.  He didn't have super powers, he was just a super smart guy, and he used his money for good.  I think that rules.
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No.  The Batman was an ordinary human; Superman had extraordinary super-human powers.  No contest.
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Sincere? yes.  Is it something he had to do? yes. is he racist? yes. does he want to be racist? No! ..........let the heeling begin.\n Should black comics use the N word? No! they have a moral obligation to stop also.
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if it was toe to toe fight,Hulk. If its just Hulk vs Batman, Batman would just hang back have a batdrink and wait on hulk to calm down, use some batgas to put David to sleep and slap the batcuffs on
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How come "ONE LOOKED WHITE AND THE OTHER WAS BLACK" they were both the same just different skin tones!
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although there are some movies on black superheroes, but i agree that whites are more preferred. i think there should be a movie on Static.
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Black is the state of the color, like having no color is called black.\n\nDark is the state of lighting condition, as there is no light or no illumination equals to dark, also as the state of time cycle, when it darks at night.
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No more than any other earth dwelling human. Where does it say Caine turned black or anything else? It just says a mark was put on him so he in turn wouldn't be murdered. Nobody got tricked into coming to America. Most came out of desperation. Black people were literally forced.  Don't put the blame on your friend, look these things up. And don't listen to friends who give you bad advice. ( Yada - yada - yada. )
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oK! To the outside looking in - Yes! Superman whips them both\nBut most people forget that Superman has trouble defeating Lex Luthor. Batman is the world's greatest detective and would outsmart Superman and lead him into Kryptonite or a red light shining red sun beams turning him human. And with Spiderman's help, he is defeated!!!
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MIDDLE AGED Batman with depression
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Batman since he can out wit spiderman and win
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He is Black! Why are some people under the impression that light skinned Black people have to be mixed?
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Black !\n\nI get so upset when someone tries to be " Politically Correct" they come off to me as more of a racist than trying to protect the feelings of people.  \n\nI"m Black, not Afro American, Not African American,  Not you people, the other color, Just Black. \n\nDont feel funny saying Black
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Yeah batman. hes got all that cool technology. and superman is just boring as hell.
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Batman's costume was pretty cool.  Wonder Woman might get you some laughs though!!\n\nHow about the Wonder Twins\n\nmost of the other's have pretty similar outfits, even Mr Incredible.