who likes to fart besides me?
451530
you are so gross do you fart in front of you girlfriend gross sicko
399265
i don't know, i've never been in this situation.  my boss and i frequently have farting contests because we are both so gassy.  i walk into his large office and rip a nice one and let it hang there for a while, at least until i can smell it, then i just leave.  then he saunters into my cube and rips a nice one, let's it linger, and then just leaves.  i'm not sure what the score of our battle is, but i've got to be beating him.  his toots come out little and whimpy, and although mine pass through my sphincter somewhat wet, they are always large and billowy.
762381
I'm a Fartin Spartan!
918473
I am myself. If I fart, I just laugh. If he comes in and I'm peeing I don't care. I say whatever I want to say.
305529
This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
452187
Of course. Bathtub farts are great, but man do they stink. I especially love it when it rolls up my back. ;)
526054
Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
633516
farts,burps,talking loud,clapping hands and talking to yourself!
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
1127167
to fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart oops almost a turd,fart fart fart fart fart and keep on farting until your head falls off. oh-oh i  just FARTED  hope this answers your question. something stinks in here
1045362
All the time. But I usually fart, burp, sneeze, and then vomit. Sometimes I pee myself a little with all the chaos, but it's never too messy.
464139
no....I try not to fart in front of my husband. But, if I do he just has to get over it.
1138339
Try with all your might not to mind it. Everyone else's fart, it's just yours was not in the right time and place but you know when you appear like you didn't care about it, they wouldn't care too. Just go on with your daily routine and just look on it at a bright side, you have a story to tell to your grandchildren when it comes. I'm sure it will be a sure hit.:p
978485
U SHOULD STOP EATING THINGS THAT MAKE U FART AND IF U REALLY NEED TO FART JUST WALK OUT SIDE COMELY SO PEOPLE WONT THINK ITS U
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
489775
Girls fart as much as guys do, but I would date a farter as long as he didnt do it in public
224540
who the hell are you talkin about fart nibblers thats rondom i likke random lol nibble my tits hahahaha