What is your favorite yo momma joke? i just want one joke not a list?
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yo momma like a tv, even a two year old could turn her on lol
910889
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
580437
your momma so stupid when she was screaming in an envelope i asked wat r u doing she said i was trying to send a voice mail\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was walking she saw a bus of white people and started yelling Catch that twinkie, and when she got to the bus she said wheres the cream filling\n\nyour momma so fat that when she met godzilla, godzilla said hello big pappa and mama
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fat momma jokes always go over well, except when it's yo momma. just work on your delivery.
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Is it okay if it isn't yo mama jokes?Becuase I only have one: Yo Mama so poor when she was kicking a can and I asked her, "What 'ja doin'," she answered, "moving"\n\nA man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement. \n\n"Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks." \n\nSix weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. \n\n"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!" \n\n"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help." \n\n"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house." \n\nWEIRD FACT OF THE DAY: The largest apple pie ever baked was forty by twenty three feet. \n\nON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: In 1919 1st issue of NY Daily News published. \n\nBORN ON THIS DAY: In 1956 - Chris Isaak (actor: Little Buddha, Silence of the Lambs, Married to the Mob, Twin Peaks; singer, songwriter: Wicked Game, Blue Hotel, LP: Silvertone). \n============================================================================================================================\n\n\n\n So there was an american, a black guy and a mexican that found a genie who granted them each a wish. The black guy asked that he and all of his brothers in America be taken back to their homeland of Africa, so the genie did it. The mexican asked that all of his people in America be brought back to their homes in Mexico, so the genie did that as well. Then the american said: "So you mean to tell me that all of the blacks and mexicans are gone?" and the genie replied "Yeah"; so the american said "Well then i'll have a coke." \n\n ============================================================================================================================\n\nA young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the\npharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom.\nI'm going\nto my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think\nI may be in\nwith a chance!"\n\nThe pharmacist gives him the condom and the\nyoung man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me\nanother condom because my girlfriend's sister is very\ncute too. She always crosses her legs in a\nprovocative manner when she sees me and I think I might\nstrike it lucky there too."\n\nThe pharmacist gives him a second condom and as\nthe boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on,\ngive me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is\nstill pretty cute and when she sees me she always\nmakes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think\nshe is expecting me to make a move!\n\nDuring dinner, the young man is sitting with his\ngirlfriend on his left, the sister on his right\nand the mum facing him.\n\nWhen the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head\nand starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner\nand thank you for all you give us."\n\nA minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank\nyou Lord for your kindness."\n\nTen minutes go by and the boy is still praying,\nkeeping his head down.\n\nThe others look at each other surprised and his\ngirlf
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Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends \nYo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers \nYo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark \nYo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone \nYo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong \nYo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice \nYo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals \nYo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice \nYo momma's so dumb she failed a survey\nYo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs\nYo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store\nYo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm  \nYo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes\nYo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius\nYo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles\nYo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 \nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list\nYo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE\nYo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box\nYo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard\nYo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer\nYo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front \nYo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail\nYo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is\nYo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side\nYo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned\nYo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino\nYo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl\nYo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it\nYo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail\nYo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since\nYo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record\nYo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it\nYo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder\nYo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose\nYo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change\nYo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch\nYo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv\nYo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie\nYo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice\nYo momma's so d
811979
lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns to lemonade, yo mama teeth so yellow when she walks into church the choir starts to sing let it shine, let it shine, let it shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! yo mama so fat it took me 4 trains, 3 bus and 1 truck to get on her good side. yo moma so fat when she went on the scale it said to be continued............ yo moma so fat when she step on a dollar she made change. yo moma house so small,when we order a large size pizza, we gat to eat it outside. yo moma so fat she had to wear plastic bag for church shoes. yo moma so fat i thought she was on slimfast.
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.\n\nYo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof \n\n\n\nYo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.\n\nYo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family\n\nYo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through\n\nYo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.\n\nYo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water\n\nYo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures\n\nYo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.\n\nYo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.\n\nYo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.\n\nYo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.\n\nYo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.\n\nYo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.\n\nYo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.\n\nYo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"\n\nYo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!\n\nYo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.\n\nYo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.\n\nYo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up\n\nYo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.\n\nYo mama so fat were in her right now\n\nYo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...\n\nYo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world\n\nYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!\n\nYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\n\nYo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized\n\nYo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway\n\nYo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nYo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets\n\nYo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th\n\nYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too\n\nYo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\n\nyo mama so fat that when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami. please"\n\n\n\nYo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"\n\n\nYo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.\n\nYo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nYo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.\n\nYo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!\n\nYo mama so fat she's got her own area code!\n\nYo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!\n\nYo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way\n\n\nYo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat ass off of me \n\n\nYo mama so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale\n\n\n\nYo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!\n\nYo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!\n\nYo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...\n\nYo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.\n\nYo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Zen master order at the hot dog cart...."Make me One with everything"\n\n\n\n\nok, i stole that joke, but it is funny :)
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Oh yes I have yo mamma jokes....here's some\n\nYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.\n\n\nYo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.\n\nYo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton\n\n\nHope u like them
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yo mamas so stupid, she tried to put the MnMs in alphabetical order.\nyo mamas so fat, when she tried to go on a cruise, the whole ship sank.\nyo mamas so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone  company\nyo mamas so stupid, the only thing seperating her and the UPS man was the door\nyo mamas so stupid, on a job application, under "Sex" she put "Yes, please"\nyo mamas so stupid, her shirt had to say "TGIF" or This Goes In Front, \nor with shoes "Toes Go In Front\nyo mamas so stupid, she tried to go in to an NC-17 movie, and they wouldnt let her, so she went home and brought back 16 friends\nyo mamas so stupid, she wanted to see how much a Big Mac weighed, so she ate it and stepped on the scale
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lol another funny one lol
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Some "Yo mamma" jokes...\n\n1) Yo mamma so dumb that if dumbness were bricks, she'd be the Great Wall of China.\n2) Yo mamma so poor that when she caught you skateboarding, she said, "Get off the family car."\n3) Yo mamma so old that she met Burger King when he was still a prince.\n4) Yo mamma so dumb that she inserted a quarter into a parking meter and waited for her gumball.\n5) Yo mamma so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, you missed your 24 hour movie.\n6) Yo mamma so fat that when she walked into the big fancy elevator with the 2,500 pounds limit on the 25th floor, the man inside wasn't scared when he first went to the Tower of Terror elevator in Disneyland.\n7) Yo mamma so old that when you told her to act her age, she almost died.\n8) Yo mamma so dumb that when she went sky diving, she put on her Barbie backpack instead of the parachute.\n9) Yo mamma so old that when she met a man her age, she found out that it was George Washington.\n10) Yo mamma so ugly that when it was May, people said, "Ooh. Really scary and ugly mask, but save it for Halloween."
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I love yo mamma jokes!  Hey did you see that yo mamma commerical? Or That Yo Mamma TV show?  It's so funny. \n\nHere's my choice joke;\n\nYo mama's so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white\ngloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.
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yo momma so fat she dont need internet she already worldwide.\nyo momma so old when she went to school there werent history class!