i have a 9" pocket rocket but hv a hard time finding a decent lady.  should i just find a hoochie or what
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if you feel your value lies in your pocket pal that probably explains why you can't find a descent lady. they really don't care that much and finding out that you think your dick is so great would just be a total turn off. sorry that you can't see anything good about yourself except that, you are in for a sorry life. trust me NOBODY will ever think that thing is as great as you do!
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She will find you and it will happen when you are not looking ~ I gave this same advice to my daughter when she was despairing of ever finding a boyfriend.  Sure enough, once she gave up her 'search' for a boyfriend and decided to just enjoy herself and her friends, there he was:  right in front of her face.\n\nStop worrying about it.  Enjoy being who you are; enjoy your hobbies and, if you don't have any, find one or two that you really like; take dance lessons (ballroom type, such as waltz, etc. or country & western): there are always women there of all ages, but less men.  You never know when you might meet an older woman who has a wonderful daughter or niece that she'd like to introduce to you.\n\nHang out with your friends and just ENJOY!\n\nWhen you stop searching so hard, suddenly she'll be right in front of you.
848415
they are called hookers for 20 bucks you going to get some scanky ones too. the company's are called pimp's "r" us. pros's you get laid cheaply, con's you get the gift of std for life
140716
Look for the girl with the lowest self esteem and go from there. Money is always an option
1142563
quit spending money on hookers man, buy yourself a nice car with that jack.\n\nI would highly recomend gettin a "friend" that you can drink a beer with and noodle now and again, it's more fun that way.  \n\nRelationships are tough, I hear ya there.
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First of all! Theres nothing wrong with 6 and a half inches.  Not all females feel their is.  im a lil bitty female and the last thing i need is something 11 inches knocking a wall down or my cervix outta place.  I think you are very insecure and you need to higher your standards when it comes to women cause no women in her right mind wants something that big inserted anywhere.  As far as bankroll its a new millenium.  Women are out here making their own money.  The only thing a man is good for is lil d on occasion so dont think a women is gonna settle for broke man that cant work it in the bedroom because we dont owe yall anything either STICK THAT UP YOUR PIE HOLE!
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Run, don't walk to your car.  Immediately drive to the nearest adult toy store and buy yourself a inflatable doll.  Go back home and in the privacy of your bedroom... take care of your problem.\n\nIf you are so horny and such an idiot that you advertise it on Yahoo Q&A in an attempt to gain some attention, an inflatable doll is about the best you'll score anytime soon.
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If all you're looking for is some "a**" then perhaps that is why you have a problem finding someone.Most people prefer not to think of themselves as just a lay.I would suggest trying for more then just sex.But if sex is all you care about then there is always the option of checking to see if you have enough money to pay for some.
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Let the bum go and get someone who is a bit more mature and right for you.  Don't you know that little girls are just that, little girls?  If you want to date and have little trouble find a girl with a real job, ambition, and some life experience.\nMr. M on romance.
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I believe there is someone for everyone.  But how are you going to find her if you are pleasuring the girls who are with someone?  Don't settle.  Get out there and find someone who you can give multiple orgasms to that don't go home to their boyfriends.   You deserve better.  Make it happen!!  Good luck!
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Sadly, girls fingers are usually not long enough to do the trick.  If you really wanna good time you need to buy a toy that would, get your bf to do it (if u have one), and if not call me, im hot, 21, and single.  1-567-230-0675 ask for Clay call me at home at 1-419-927-9555
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pray little mama!! Not all guys play games. like me for example, I don't.  But you do need to be cautious there are alot of "no good-sap-suckers" out there that are just looking for a good girl to ruin. Once you realize your "perfect" self worth, you won't care how many sucker you dismiss because you 'll know in your heart you are getting rid of the for the right reasons. Alright? All you have to do are these three simple things I'm about to tell you and you'll win everytime. First, get a realization of who YOU are. The beautiful sweet woman you are. Two, decied WHAT you want in a man and stick to it. Third,  don't ever sell yourself short..remember..NO FEAR!!!!!
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Lady of your dreams?  My granny used to tell me to wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which one get full the fastest.\nBy limiting the possible females that you wish to interact with, you are probably ignoring the perfect mate who might be 5'7" tall, 129 pounds, 24 1/2 or 55 1/2 years old with blue green eyes, strawberry blone hair and a 33-28-35 figure who jogs 10 miles daily, eats some junk food, can out wrestle you and wants to have as many as nine children by a retired jarhead.
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Shortyard, you need to make yourself available. No one is going to get the chance to meet you if you stay cooped up in the hills. I do hope that you meet a single lady who will treat you with the respect that a good man deserves.
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Um... well to start I wouln't recommend a girl who is not sexually active or hasn't been (I.E a virgin) go after a 9 inch penis. You have to work your way up. A lot of girls have told me I am the perfect size (7'') and girth is not too thick, yet not child like. I've heard like 2% of guys have a double digit size, so if you score a guy who is 10'' or more, take it slow. Start with the tip, and get your vagina stretched out. Not being funny, but try to buy a dildo that is big, and work with that first. Than you can see how far hurts, what doesn't hurt, etc. Hope this helps.
1052171
Keep looking. Believe me good women are out there. When you meet a lady watch her a little you can fine out a lot about someone just watching them in conversation with other people. I hope you fine your young lady.
377930
LOL good luck finding ONE!!!