Does poo poo smell if there is no one around to smell it?
438297
Why yes, Mr. Salami Burp - PooPoo always stings the nostrils!\n\n\nSincerely,\n\nMr. Tihs Rof Sniarb
865060
And if there's no one around to hear, do they make a noise?
1163168
It depends, are you talking an alive person, or dead? If you're talking alive, then all we smell like is blood, kind of like iron and meat, except for the stomach, colon and bowels. They really aren't pleasant to smell. If you have an infection, that part of you will smell bad, it's really pretty nasty. \n\nIf you are talking dead, then yes, you stink. The smell comes from bacteria created to feed off your dead tissue, decomposition. That really smells horrible!! There is nothing worse then the smell of a decomposing body. As another person stated, when someone dies they will evacuate everything in their bowels and bladder. So that smell adds to the smell of decay. \n\nWhen I used to do medical research on bodies, the smell was horrible, but it's because of the chemicals they use to preserve the body. There were some days it took everything in me not to have to leave the room. I learned that the best way around it is a little bit of vikks vapor rub under your nose.. you don't smell anything after that, and it leaves your lip nice and tingly!!
1072569
does masturbation have a smell.
1095071
Perhaps you aren't drinking enough water, this can change the smell.
930948
I think it is when it reacts with the air once it dries. I know that if I have had a hard day (renovating a house at the mo) I can sweat and not smell straight away, but if I don't wash until the next morning there is definately an aroma!! Not that I leave it that long!!I also think it depends on the person and of course what you eat! I could be wrong but I'm just not a smelly person.
115424
I would say yes. I know that if I had an odor, I would hope someone told me. Then again, I would hope that I noticed it first to save myself the embarassment!!!
207024
It depends on the permeation time of the smell (ie. dense gases spread faster in a closed environment than less condesed ones.)  Wind helps as well if it is an open environment.\n\nTo put it simply smell has too many variables to create a unified theory of odor permeation.\n\nBut I do know my farts seems to move fasters than other odors.
15375
it doesn't. its the b.o. from your pits that stink. And if you say that you head smell like sweat, then you just need a bathe, cuz u r dirty!
34017
If a bear chits in the woods, and theres no one there to smell it does it still smell?
347213
poor laundry soap and hot water in your pooper... it smells ok... catch something on fire in therre turn on the shower let it steam up and put some laundry soup in the bottom of the tub...
384440
Well, for me it's tough to predict what comes with laying a little coil in a public restroom, I mean what if I toot and someone hears it or smells it...I wouldn't want someone to know that I was poopin'.  That might not make them like me anymore. Then I would cry and no one wants a somber workplace!
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My friend just rescue a baby squirrel, he want to raise it for a while, we check it every day, the poop is black almost the half size of peanuts and squirrel doop poops everywhere especial when they feel nervous, they don't cover  poops but it is OK not smelly, they always wash their face and clean their fur.
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Because fecal matter is really not good for you to breath it can in fact make a person sick if they are around it too much, the poo is all the food that one has ingested and it is the bi-product (the left over stuff that your body doesn't need). Some people may digest differently then you and you are used to the smell of your own poo (which stinks too), perhaps some are proud of their own stinky poo and want to share it's aroma by not flushing, or spraying and by leaving the bathroom door wide open this is considered rude however it is usually fairly funny.
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they can't smell it.  just like people don't mind the smell of thier own poop or thier own farts.  I think its a defense mechanism built into our physiology to protect us from ourselves.  lol
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Funny...\n\nI think the smell you are describing is directly related to a fart..\n\nSeriously..\n\nWhen you eat different things, does it not make your Farts smell differently. \n\nThink. \nWhat does a beer fart smell like??\nHow about when you eat beans?\nWhat does it smell like when your Golden retriever eats beans??? Whoa...\n\nGarbage in, garbage out. \nIt either leaves out the anus or it leaves through your pee pee...\nIt takes with it what your body does not need.\n\nFor the record, Mine Urine smells wierd when I take an antibiotic.\nThat smell is much different than when I take a strong vitimin. \nDid ya notice it changes color too?\n\nI wonder, if small paricles of your urine are floating around in the air when you pee so that you can smell it, Are germs floating around so you can inhale them too?\n\nCould you get sick by smelling MY urine??\n\nWhy would you want to go around smelling urine?\n\nGADS, I think I will pee sitting down for now on and flush 4 times.
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no: If no one hears it, it doesn't because sound is only vibrations in the air if our ear drums don't hear it.