What is your best fart story? Here Is my best fart story 10 points for best fart story?
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
865563
My almost 2 year old farts and he thinks its so funny but worst of all if he farts in a grocery store not only is he laughing after he says excuse me but there is adults laughing with him.I can see him laughing but what is so funny about a fart coming out of someones butt stinking up the air that they breathe?Yes your question shows your sleeping frustration.Hope farting never becomes illegal.Sometimes I cant hold them in myself.Hope you get 100 hundred answers.
471325
I don't think I've ever farted before "doing the do". I cannot recall farting after "doing the do". However, I have  farted in the middle of "doing the do".  He went down on my, I knew I had to fart and thought I could hold it. That was not the case. As soon as I hit that big "O" I lost all control and BAM...farted right on his chin. I started laughing so hard and I had one of those laughing farts..you know the kind where your fart is the same rhythm as your laughter. He finished "doing the do" and I had the giggles the whole time. I farted one other time, but it was just a little pffft.
747245
that appeals to my sense of humour good one, try farts.com its got britney spears doing oops i farted again
1058124
Sad but true: I fart.
362509
I would have to say farting in front of my wife... she really gets annoyed by that. I proably need to stop doing that.
847131
LMAOO i absolutely LOVE this one!!!!\nu should post more..\nfrom one to ten...this one is a 9!!\nthanx soo much for the laugh!\n=]
657909
The only time I let 'em rip is at home. At work, I stock, so I just crouch down to get something out of the box to stock and let it silently fly. If we are out at a restaurant, I excuse myself and go to the bathroom if it's going to be a seat rumbler. I think farting is hilarious...I can't help it. I don't do it in public, but it's still flat-out funny to me. I know...I'm so sick.
836768
OMG  this is one of the funniest ones ive heard.  ROFL  Im gonna have to use this one :)
760869
i like the word fart, it explains itself perfect
419067
No but a friend of mine did when we were kids. It was not only a fart, she followed through(if you get my meaning)\nI did not know if to laugh or cry!!!!!!!
963978
You've fulfilled the proverb:\n\n"Fart likes no one is smelling!"\n\nGood on ya!
1001303
i fart under my blanket and then put my head in to smell! actually i do that most of the time... and i like it!
754859
My wife and I mixed in one tablespoon of ground flax seeds per bowl of oatmeal on two occasions this weekend.  Neither of us have farted so much in our entire lives.  Perhaps they should be re-named "fart seeds."
1148173
Very interesting point, I hadn't realised that farts came in so many categories!\nI once wrote a thesis on Gronnels (German mathematician) discover that smell is amplified by heat, he discovered this by farting in a hot bath tub! \nHe found that when the resulting bubbles burst the smell was much stronger than usual! This is actually where the term 'Smellrika' stemed from! \nI was unable to prove a use for this phenomenon in my thesis , and I fear the same would apply to yours.\nHowever thanks for bringing it to our attention, I am sure the question will be debated for years to come.\nHope this helps??
528853
Each and every fart is unique. Dont be bothered about the length. Instead measure fart with the pleasure...
595529
My farts once blew up an off shore oil rig. That wasnt funny i can tell you.