What's the funniest thing you've ever done in relation to your religion of choice?
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I performed a wedding one saturday evening and then got invited to the reception. At the reception i tried not to drink to much but i lost count of how many jello shots i had.  to make a long story short i past out at some point in my friends car.  When I woke up the next morning i was being poked  and yelled at by the ushers of my church. I had only 1 hour till I was to give a sermon and i was hungover with the smell of alcohol in clothes. \nThey took me in by the backdoor and down stairs to the kitchen. I had a bird bath in the sick while they sprayed my clothes down with room spray.  i even drank down 2 pots of coffee.\nWhen I got to the sancutary the sounds of the organ about killed me. It felt like it was right in my skull pounding away at my brain. I stumbled around a bit and made it to the pulpit. I held on to the it with dear life and looked up to see my congragation glaring at me.  they was not happy with me!\nI did my best to lead the service but every little noise and every little light seemed to just stab at my brain. When I gave my sermon i did  it in a record 5 minutes and then ended the service. \nAfter the service i proped my self up against the doors to the church and shook hands with the people as they left. Noone really talked to me! \nWhen I got home I spent the day in the bathtub with all the lights out! The next sunday I gave a sermon on drunkeness!
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I've seen quite a few funny things in my time, but what first came to mind when I read your question was an incident involving my new husband Graham who was not really into dogs, and Sam my dog who I had had for over eight years.\n\nWe had taken Sam for a run around the park and were on our way back to the car when I saw an ice cream van arrive on the road at the bottom of the park. With it being quite a warm day, we decided to treat ourselves to one.  When we got down to the van I decided to have a "lolly" whilst Graham chose a "99" which is a wafer cornet with a scoop of ice cream in it and a chocolate "log" inside that.\n\nKnowing Sam's liking for ice cream I said to Graham:\n"Shall we get one for Sam too?"\n"Certainly not," said he whilst paying the vendor,....."you don't buy ice cream for dogs!"\n\nWhereupon he promptly dropped his change on the floor and in bending down to pick it up presented his ice cream cornet right in front of Sam's face.....\n\nNow come on...if you were in Sam's place what would you have done?\n\nYep, you got it.....Sam helped himself to a big lick of the ice cream and a chunk of the chocolate log...... \n\nGraham's face was an absolute picture, and I doubled up laughing as did a few other people who had heard what Graham had said and seen what happened.\n\nOf course Graham had to get himself another one whilst Sam ended up eating the rest of the first one minus the chocolate, which went in the bin cuz we know dogs aren't supposed to eat it. \n\nSam 1 - Graham 0\n\nThat's what you call poetic justice. It was really funny and Graham never refused to buy Sam an ice cream again.....
386699
That was funny as hell. LOL!\n :)
948098
Made me laugh and i like pple capable of laughing about themselves. You Must have heard this Irish blessing I'm sure !!\n"Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, \nthe saving grace to see a joke, \nTo win some happiness from life, \nAnd pass it on to other folks. "
825229
totally funny. doesn't offend me and I'm 100% christian.
729788
OMG thats the funniest damn thing ever...and uve had some good ones! lol I just got my coffee all over my desk/computer! lol he he i couldnt even answer the phone i was laughing so hard! lol good way 2 start a monday!\n\n♥
579403
Really funny \nI laughed out loud
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I was an acolyte and was performing as deacon at the time.  During communion (the rail was pulled and pad down for people to kneel, and I was seated on the altar behind the rail). \n\nThe stupid torchbearers who were sitting in front of the rail behind the choir were making faces at me and I started to laugh.  I mean REALLY side splitting about to pee myself laugh.  I was absolutely mortified, and that just made me laugh even harder!\n\nI ended up bowing my head, moving the rail, hopping over the kneeling pad, and running to the sacristy.  Luckily everyone thought I was crying, and that I was sick. \n\nJust terrible.
1116447
Hmm...Well, do what other bullshit religions have done: name it after your religion's savior, which I suppose would be you. Don't martyr yourself though. That can't be fun.
615268
My brother was sitting behind me at my cousin's funeral. When the minister started to compare my cousin to Jesus saying the if Jesus had a car it would be a Camaro (my cousin's favorite car). My brother was laughing but trying to hold it back, then I started giggling. It was pretty funny even though we all loved and missed my cousin. Besides my cousin had a sense of humor and he probably would have laughed also. \n\nSometimes when people laugh at a funeral, it's because there is so much tension involved with it that it just comes out as a release of the tension.
1186700
My preacher farted really loud during his sermon, there was a huge roar of laughter from everyone in the congregation and his face turned BRIGHT RED, hilarious! just priceless!
847641
Insert *something funny*
523182
Haha that is by far the funniest question I have ever heard. It made me laugh out loud.
1026066
I blasphemed god, and he turned me into a newt.\n\n\n\n...I got better.
1126122
Where do you come up with this stuff?! You're hilarious! Does God scream, "Oh Me! Oh Me!"?
175602
why would you put this under religion?\nhow old are you?\nNo, and I wouldn't. \nWhat religion are you that requires this odd sort of ritual that disrespects others and contaminates their property?\nAre you a member of the poop stompers?\n\nI guess you are.
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