gimmi the best joke uve got !!!!! and quick i need a poo?
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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.\n\n They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.\n\n The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"\n The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."\n\n Then the chief asked, "Is it the governor?"\n The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."\n\n The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"\n The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."\n\n This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"\n The policeman calmly whispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur."\n\n A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this Breathalyzer tube."\n The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."\n\n "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."\n "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."\n\n "Well, then we need a urine sample."\n "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."\n\n "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."\n "I can't do that, officer."\n "Why not?"\n "Because I'm too drunk to do that."\n\n A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"\n\n The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"\n\n A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.\n\n The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."\n Man: "No sir, I was going 60."\n Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."\n\n Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."\n Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"\n Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."\n\n Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."\n Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."\n Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."\n\nThen the man turns to his wife and yells: "Be quiet!”\n Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"\n Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."\n\n Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.\n\n "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called "Happy Hour" and they served these mar-gar-itos, which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye kn
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http://www.funnyjunk.com
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx
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HAHAHAHA!!!\nthis is like, by far, da best...\n10 outta 10 for u!!!\nstill can't stop laughin... n my stomach's startin to hurt cuz of ur last one too...
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Joann, keep them a coming, I enjoy these jokes your sending us. I will be passing them along. LOLOLOL *~* lololol
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OH my god please stop.  Really what is the use of a joke if you are the only person laughing.  I mean the rest of us are laughing but it is at you.  Try to just let it go.  I suggest getting a porno, jacking off and taking a nap.  Or maybe go outside, enjoy the day.  You are getting pretty sad my boy.\nB
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evil stinking-fart master ! (that was for u )
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shame yours were the best........\nYahoo should do a minute silence because no laughs will be about now!!!!
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMFAO! Ha ha ha, thats the funniest think I've heard all day. That reminds me of this 'Poopy Poem' I read once. Ha ha ha. I am so totally The Scamp! Ha ha ha!
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when i seen this question crapped my self with laughter
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahaha....dats da gr8es joke ive heard in centuries...gud one...
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ahahahahahahha!! * iam !! that guy deserves a beating ...now u deserve a LAUGH!! on this JOKE!!! wtg! its hilarious 10 stars...geewahuahua!!! ;) thx
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These jokes are sooooooooooooooooo bad
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I'll have to select another answer and say POOPSIE!! HAHAHA!!