What is the world's funniest joke, and will it make the listener die laughing?
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TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...\n\n10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.\n\n9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.\n\n8. See if they could finally do the splits.\n\n7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.\n\n6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.\n\n5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.\n\n4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.\n\n3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.\n\n2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.\n\n1. Finally find that damned G-spot.\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nTOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...\n\n10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.\n\n9. Get a blo job.\n\n8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.\n\n7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.\n\n6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.\n\n5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.\n\n4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.\n\n3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.\n\n2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.\n\n1. Repeat number 9......
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You probably have heard this one>>>>>Yep\n\nbut it is still funny!!?>>>>>Yep\n\nThat's really a good one>>>>>>lmao
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ah man you're so funny! this has to be the number one best joke I've ever heard! And to think they named Ronnie Barker Britain's favourite comedian... 'f**kwit*' should have won that, or at least come second.
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false die.\n\nlol..lol...lmao..lol...snickerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..lol.lol.hahahahaa.........giggle.........snort...snort.............laugh.....lol...........lol.............\n\n\n\nwhat was the false question again?\n\n\n\nhahahhahaha. lol.lol.....\n\n\n\n\n\n\nM U S L I M S ?????????????????\n\nW H A T . I S ... T H I S ........????????????/\n\n\nP E A C E F U L ...?????????????????/\n\nL O  V I N G.????????????\n\nK I N D N E S S ?????????????????????\n\nWOW.  YOU DISAPPOINT A L l A h ............RIGHT?????????\n\nA L L DUH,  SAY: CUSS POEPLE OUT?  TELL THEM TO: \n\nGO TOO HELL ????????????????????/\n\n\nWOW..  WOW...WOW..\n\nT R U E ...M U S L I M ...HATH SPOKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n..
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Random 5 word sentence for the laugh?
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Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
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BINGO!!!! it is definately the funniest one i have ever heard and not b/c its mine i swear. anyone wanna explanation? i wil give it if you want, its really funny.
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I heard it as two guys were walking along one day when they came to a picket fence.  Rather than go around it, they decided to jump over the fence.  One guy made it, the other didn't.  After they got him to the hospital, the first guy asks the doctor, "Where is he hurt, Doc?"\n\nThe doctor, without looking up from his medical chart, replies, "Rectum."\n\nThe guy responds, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im!"\n\n\nThe punchline alone is funnier than the joke, because with the punchline, you get the toilet humor without having to think about it.  Sort of like the "er?  I hardly know 'er!" lines, like:\n\nPoker?  I hardly know 'er!\nButter?  I hardly know 'er!\nSucker?  I hardly know 'er!\netc.
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Anything can be funny.  Ever get the giggles over no particular reason?  You try to stop, but all your friend has to do is look at you?  And you can't stop laughing?
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LOL you know how to make a joke!!!!!!!!
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LMAOOOO that was madd funny\nhaha\nthanks for the laugh =]
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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That is SOOO funny --- and I've NEVER HEARD it, before.....\n\n(Kudo's to you --- that's one I'll be telling........)  LMAO!!!!!!
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Thats the best joke i've heard so far keep on going.
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Confucious say:\nHe who laughs last do not get joke.
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I Started a Joke, by the BeeGees and performed most recently by the Wallflowers on the Zoolander soundtrack.\n\n\nI started a joke, which started the whole world crying, \nbut I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no. \n\nI started to cry, which started the whole world laughing, \noh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me. \n\nI looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes, \nand I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said. \n\nTil I finally died, which started the whole world living, \noh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.
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Laugh out loud\nSave our souls