What is your PORN STAR name? I'm Jack Hammer...pleased to meet you....?
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My name is Long... Rod Long.  How do you do?\n\nI also liked:\nGeorge from Seinfeld... Buck Naked\nThe guy from Stepford Wives... Tongue Hero ;-)~
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I believe his name is Brett "Ace" Young, and he is HOT!  Nice voice too!
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My name is Elle. Nice to meet you!
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Right now! What could be better? I got me a real BabyDoll. Things are great. I'm incredibly lucky to have found a great lover, a loyal partner, a true friend and  an endearing soul-mate! Tom Cruise, eat your heart out!
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goldie bell! Thats meant to be your porn name or something isnt it?
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Is that a porn star?\n\nShe used to be.  Not so much anymore.  Don't know why I feel that way.
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You must have been snitfaced,That was not a leprachaun,it was a midget porn star!!lol
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Hilarious!!! :D I like ur name too ;)
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BIG head JD?  You're hilarious!  haha\n\n;)
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You seem to have a multiple icon--name disorder, and an obsession with asterisks.   But yeah, you are kinda OK, sorta.  \n\nLike my eyes???\n\nOK, let me take another real good look..... hang on.....\n\n\nSimply outstanding.  I'm at a total loss for words.  You are the epitome of perfection.  \n\nNeed more?
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Maybe whats your name how old are you and where are you from? Or  maybe what do u think of_______? (the ____ means the name so put any celebrity)
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I am in the adult industry, so I have seen quite a few.. Lexington Steele is prob the biggest I have personally ever seen (google him if you don't know who he is) 13", and he specializes in anal scenes!
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id be going with Joe Flanigan !!! he's pretty darn handsome.. but my choice for the hottest is my wonderfully sexy Johnny Depp and the sexy Hugh Jackman !!!\n\nseems like it to me that all three of them kind of have similar features
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Porn Star that goes by the name of Long Dong Silver...17 inches.
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Hey baby, hit me up on AOL INstant Messenger, my name is "Sessorach". Good times ^___^
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I've met Kirk Cameron. He gave me a side hug while we got a picture with him. Does that count? He's really funny and friendly.
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Good Stuff.  I whackoff to pornovids dang near everyday.