Does anyone want a free tongue shave?
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absolutely...mine's worn out! :P
1146479
put your tongue in an electric plug in -- should be bout the same
381639
Not a chance!\n\nA paraphrase of your question: "Lets say we lived in the same area, would you want to take a dip in a cesspool for free?"
498559
free pionts WOOT WOOT
132039
you want babylon free dictionary or you are offering?
272204
Would anyone like a foot massage?
183871
I can part my hair with my tongue.
627025
I would certainly like to have one, I have been looking for a free one.
1060228
i would  give you a sloppy tongue kiss one assault for another
367306
Because you shave it!!
746089
shave that thing, it tastes much better
10745
An electric shaver if $150 is an average price for you.
375369
For a free diner or a free movie
876144
Would you mind shaving my coin purse?
90168
free barbecue for all
1108137
No thanks. I can get it free!
791574
nothing. I want the $$$$$$ for free :D