why is it so hard to push out a small turd and so easy to push out a large one?
437180
because you actually have to use your muscles if it is small and if it is large then it is ready to come out and plop there it is.  dont you hate it when the water splashes up on your hieny
369450
since his sphincter is so loose, his dumps are almost instantaneous.\n\nSo my guess is that it take very little time for him to poop.
44686
Because it closer to the begining of the digestive journey.   When a fart comes out - it has had to go through the intestines and it picks up all the stinks that are in there!!  The gases get more noxious if you have a stomache ache too - for some reason it just rots in there and really wreaks everyone out when you pass it.
98234
The crust is way lighter than the rock of the lower mantle, and its volume is tiny in comparison. So if by "easily" you mean how much energy is required to move the rock, then the crust moves around much easier than the rock in the lower mantle.
1065972
Because nobody said life was easy. Without struggle you wouldn't become a better person. That's why you get so much obstacles in your way.
132076
Tending to push or thrust out.
1171957
To take a crap. It comes out better that way.
112054
because sex is just sex. there's more to interaction than just thrusts. maybe you should seek out something more to an experience than just a primitive urge to spread yo sh*t. but i could be wrong.
6584
your testicles are supposed to hang at different levels so that they do not rub together when you walk. i dont know why one would be bigger than the other, except to say that many men probably are the sme way. >shrug<
984039
First of all, what is up your butt?\nsecond of all, *points and laughs*.\nbut seriously.\njust try and yank it out yourself lol.
1166889
Sounds like you are impatient and demanding. Maybe that is what you are doing wrong. The potty mouth does not help you either.
765469
Try to avoid making a splash. My advise is to put a couple of squares of toilet paper down the pan before releasing your turd. This way when the turd lands, the paper will cushion the blow and you will avoid any embaressing splash noises and the much dreaded "splash-back"
66738
I wish I could say no, it doesn't. But actually it does. Now, don't take that to mean that it has to be huge, because that's really not fun either, as it can be very uncomfortable and sometimes hurt. But if it's too small, it just doesn't get the job done (and by that I mean REALLY small) Not too small, but not too big. And knowing what you're doing does really make a difference also, and in most cases can make up for any size problems, no matter if it's too small or too big.
220857
Sh*t happens!\n\nOK, sorry. Goats have a much more efficient uptake of water from the stool in the large intestine. In goats, before the feces is expelled it is squeezed and rolled around by the action of the large intestine so that as much water as possible is absorbed by the intestinal walls. This results in small, relatively dry fecal pellets. Cows absorb some water but just shoot the rest through as a soggy mush.
547967
Without getting all scientific and crap:\n\nWhen you inflate a balloon for several days, weeks even, then pop it, it has less elasticity and will sag.  Same thing applies to boobs when your milk comes in after you give birth, especially if you breastfeed.  Your skin gets stretched out, and when the milk dries up, there is nothing there to take its place.\n\n-------\nOk, just read the post above and it made me think of some 90 year old woman in a nursing home saying "I never had kids to play with, nurture, or watch grow up, but DAMN my boobs look nice!  Oh, wait a minute...  Nevermind...."   LMAO
1146510
I heard, (but I have never witnessed this before), that you will get constipated and the poop can back up the digestive tract and you will vomit poop. Gross... \n\nNow this I have seen before, sometimes if the poop is super hard and cannot be passed the normal way, it has to be surgically removed. Why? Because the hard poop or even intense rectal stimulation can stimulate a vagal receptor in the bowel that can make you pass out and cause your heart rate to drop to a dangerously low level. \n\nI know, more information than you wanted.
330488
usually one requires a gullet, or a series of intestines and stomachs to make such a task useful. acording to most scientists, humans have a smaller less eficeint digestive system in trade for larger brains. the body has to workd less to digest food and can spend more time on more complex tasks such as upright locomotion and complex thoughts and reasoning.\n\nif humans did have a need for regurgitaing food it would probably be to aid in the digestive process, which would take away from the bodies ability to support such a large and functional brain.