Make me laugh, 10 points.?
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in\ncourt on Friday before the judge.\nThe judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a\nsecond chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to\nshow others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see\nyou back in court Monday.\n\nMonday, the two guys were in court; and the judge said to the first one, "How did\nyou do over the weekend?"\n"Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."\n"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"\n"I used a diagram, Your Honour. I drew two circles like this.....\nO o\n... and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this\n(small circle) is your brain after drugs."\n"That's admirable," said the judge. " And you , how did you do? " - the judge\nasked the second guy.\n"Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."\n"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that ?"\n" Well, I used a similar approach (he draws two circles)....\no O\n"I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your a--hole before prison..."
881819
hahahaa\nps:this means i  laughed very hard
568537
This is funny. This made me laugh. Thank you
858893
laugh out loud..\n\nhow long have you had the internet? o_O
288007
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Funny...
516445
LOL, You crack me up! You made my day!\n\nS.S.
850352
very funny lol ^_^\n\npoor dog\n\nthanks for sharing it
923847
LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
348115
Laugh hysterically.\n\nProps.
177439
THANK YOU!!! for spending five points and giving me an aching good riotous laugh!\n\nYou made my day!
711256
wow. this was good for a laugh. thanks!
87265
HAHAHAHAHA MN_SASSYGAL YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD MY BELLY BOTTON IS GOING TO EXPLODE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.\n\nWELL, I CAN HELP YOU ELIFFAITH BY SLAMMING YOUR PEEPEE\n WITH A HAMMER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM LOL!  HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP !
1096487
Random 5 word sentence for the laugh?
766571
lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
1043700
hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
896775
Oh HA HA!! Very funny.\n\nxxB
540365
The ability to make me laugh.