Whats the funniest PRANK you ever played on someone?
446767
Cling wrap over toilet seats, it's to late before they notice...
1119798
At my best friends bachelorette's party we did the pretend  you're a guy thing - let me explain..... :)\n\nYou hold a can of silly string between your knees and using only one finger have to "pee" on a paper plate taped to the floor some distance in front of you....Makes for some hilarious pictures too.\n\nOr play "Weenie in a Bottle".  You tie one leg of a pr of pantyhose around your waist.  The other leg you put a hot dog in - get the picture?  Then you have to try and drop the weenie in a bottle, jar etc.......
755158
LOL you know how to make a joke!!!!!!!!
172581
well other than what you have all ready as a gift, the funest thing I ever did to my wife was I got all these party favors ...all the bells horns and hats...\nI hid them in my truck in a box marked dog food....\n\nwe went to a perkins on mourning and after a couple of cup of coffie she excused her self...\n\nI ran out to the truck got the box and ran around to everybody in the resterant and just said "make allot of nosie on the word "dear"\n\nwell she came back to our table....and I got her gift which was under the table....brought it out  and said honey it been so wounderfully being with you....DEAR\n\nthe employes even help the whole resterant went nuts...\n\nafterwords we went home got our camping tub's and the canue and went up river for a week in the woods. "alone"
453609
Catching my 12 year old brother having phone sex...\nHe called a hotline and they actually talked to him and toyed with his foolishly young mind..
479920
worlds funniest joke:\n\nA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"\n\ntwas hilarious when i first heard it.\n\ncheck the link below for full details, theres heaps ;) took part in the survey myself (back in da days)\ncheers
628218
I once played a prank on a friend by putting child lock on the door of his car... He tried to get out. My mom told him to pull harder, but then I explained. My mom was fuming!
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Take one of those urinal air fresheners and put it in the sprinkler head in the shower (or you could substitute bouillon cubes beef or chicken your choice and then they get a soup shower).\n\nTake a soap box (ya know the boxes that contain a single bar of soap?) and punch a bunch of holes in it with a hole puncher. Find some fresh dog crap and put it in the box. Once you get to school or work tape the thing up under someones desk that you want to prank. Every once in a while a slight draft will cause the odor to be smelled and they will periodically check their shoes and the back of their As* to see if they sat or stepped on something. I got a million of em.
506676
try here http://www.computerpranks.com/downloadable-pranks/default.cfm?ItemID=2348
1036201
Did you ever do it? If so I'd like to know how funny the counter person thought it was. I work as an A.M in a fast food place and I think it would have been freakin hilarious!
909354
making fun of something that exists
485874
We live somewhat near Mount Hood and a bunch of Seniors took their trucks up to the mountain and filled them up with snow. They all dumped it in front of the access doors to the Senior Building at the high school and put up posters and signs that said "Snow Day" and turned it into senior skip day.\nAwesome.  It was harmless, it all melted away and no one was arrested, nothing was illegal, and no one got hurt.  Those are the best kind of pranks.
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every day was a whole event when I was in school!!\nThe funniest one happened when I was punished by a teacher by making me stand facing the wall. my father for some reason I dont know until now came to the school and drooped by my class!! I didn't know what to do so I friezed in my place every body stated laughing even the teacher. My father laughed thinking that it was a part of the lesson!!!!
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I was 16 and meeting my girl's large family for the first time. We were standing around jabbering when I decided to tell a joke (I'm an OK joke teller). It went off really well. My girl, by way of congratulating me, slapped me on the back, which prompted the second loudest fart in western history. (As I write this I am turning just as red as that day.)
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what was the most selly question u have ever asked or recieved?
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OOO I have some great ones....I'm graduating in 2 days, and we all had a senior prank meeting, to see what we're gonna do... here are the best ones:\n\n1. Get 4 small or medium sized pigs. Yes, pigs. You oil them up with baby oil, use as much as possible. Then with black paint, you number them with HUGE numbers....."1", then "2", then "3", then "5".....The way that we did it is by putting one pig on each floor and then one in the gymnasium. So the teachers can't catch or get a hold of the pigs because they're all oiled up! And they'll always be looking for pig #4 ! Hahahaha, hilarious......\n\n2. If you go to one of those party suppliers, or novelty gift places, you could special order thousands of those small bouncy balls. When we checked the prices, they were about 1 gross for like ten bucks....which is a great price. The seniors last year bought six thousand of those bouncy balls and let them loose in the hallway stairs....and they never stop bouncing! Go to youtube.com and search for bouncy ball prank, here are some great videos!\n\n3. A couple years back, some seniors bought chickens, and roosters, and ducks and let them loose all over the school....But that's been done time and time again.....\n\n4. Something that will probably get you suspended: We were thinking about this wonderful step by step tutorial:\n        First, you take a syringe, the kind you can buy from a pharmacy. Then you suck all the yolk out of an egg, which will take some time, believe me....when you're doen with that, you take a new syringe, and pump NAIR hair remover into the empty shell of the egg.....tape the little hole of the egg. Repeat until you have about 3 dozen eggs. then aim, shoot, and a good few people will have patches on their heads....or just a big mess on the school's lawn....\nNote: you could also replace with bleach, stink bomb fluid, paint (in your school's colors), piss, get creative....\n\n5. Throw tons of fish in the pool.....\n\n6. DYE the pool.....AND put fish in it.....\n\n7. Steal tons of FOR SALE signs from people's houses, and post them up all over the school lawn.........\n\n8. Send out a letter to every student's parents in the school (there's always a student who works in the main office....bribe her) before prom....saying that "contraceptives in the form of condoms will be distributed before, during, and after the prom" and to send back the bottom fill-in portion of the letter to confirm their approval. Sign in your principal's name and signature. Sweet.\n\n9. Conduct a bake sale with "special brownies", lol.....
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a good prank is done in the kitchen. If ur sick comes with the little hose that u can spray then ur in luck. Put a cpuple rubber bands around the handle so when someone turns on the water they will get squirt