God is doG backwards.  What about Jesus backwards? SuseJ.  Mmm sure sounds tasty, don't you think?
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Closely related to Suzy Q, I believe.
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my bible verses are rusty but...there is a verse where god lays out a spread of pork and tells someone to eat it...and the dude is like "no"..and god is like "go ahead...that's what it's for"....and the dude was like.."will you pass me the ketchup"...\nI'm going to Hell...aren't I....
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Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism. <3
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Jesus_Rules!, thank you for the humor. I loved the Moses comic and the "serpent instead of the fish".The beans part was the cutest!!! *laughs* Check out this site!! I love this one! *laughs*
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Blessed are thou, Flying Spaghetti Monster! In thy presence, I can no do no wrong... with Italian recipes! Lo! Did Prego, the savior come down and save us from bland spaghetti. He died for us, saving us from culinary sin.
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that is indeed spiritual.\nthanks for giving me laugh of the day.\npeace.
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Your analogies (or are you aiming for similes?) are becoming amusing to me. That's sad b/c I am a Christian.
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Actually, if you really do think about it, God spelled backwards is Dog and dog is man's best friend (which is also what God is, being man's best friend).\n\nI'm sure that Tom will see things differently in time.  Please don't push him though - everyone knows from experience that when something or someone is forced on them, you tend to back away and turn away from whatever or whoever it is.\n\nHave a lovely rest of the day.
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An argument could be made -- a yin yang comparison.  Even from a more traditional Judaeo-Christian perspective, since god is omnipresent, couldn't he be both god and satan?  A method of introducing free will, perhaps.
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Wouldn't it be amazing if we get to heaven,(assuming there is a heaven) and find GOD is in fact a DOG?  Do you thing God is giving us a hint?  I wonder.
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JESUS IS MY SAVIOUR,MY LORD MY REDEEMER.\n\nTHE FOOL HAS SAID IN HIS HEART THERE IS NO GOD.\n\nI WILL BE DELETED WITH YOU MY BROTHER IN CHRIST.\nLOVE IN JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
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Jesus himself said "You must eat my flesh and drink my blood to enter the kingdom of heaven" It is a spiritial food, not a food to curve our hunger. Only the devil himself would ask a deceiving question like that.
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close , but not exactly. They are brothers. Both created by/in the image of god, both equals and opposites. yeah... brothers
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hmmmmmmm. I could believe Jesus told YOU to shuddup.  Yes.\n\n\n\nwanna popcicle?  it's cherry.
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You sinned against JOE ^^^ \n\nHahaha.  How?  By pointing out the hypocricy of some guy Joe has never met?\n\n"Sinned against me" - goodness.  God-complex anyone?
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Cristean?  Is that a really crispy Saltine?\n\nThey say that Jesus rejected nature, and wasn't a fan of dance or copulation (even though he hung out with prostitutes and drank wine......oh, oh yeah...it was the not so strong type of wine, right Southern Baptists?).\n\nSo I guess if there were no Christians, we'd be dancing naked having sex in the forest.
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ROFLMAO!  Now isn't that just like Jesus or the god?