What's your advice to women that like to pass gas in front of their husbands?
439941
dont be upset when he fires back
631818
I have found it's better to be silent, and be thought a fool, than to speak, and remove all doubt. For any man to tell a lady that her butt "sucked" in a pair of jeans, is not only a fool, but a mean, uncaring fool at that. And to do that to a wife???? You need to dump that cruel joker if he told you that.
667549
Have a cute boyfriend drive me around***\nThat usually saves a lot of dollars in gas. lol
1028586
My wife would probably abuse me and tell me I am a smelly so and so, however on that note, everyone must fart, otherwise the consequnces could be much worse than a few minutes of bad air........ COLIC would have to be one of the most non fatal crippling pains known to mankind ..... It's better to fart a little, than to keep it in and become a cripple :)\n\nIf you are going to Fart real loud .... make sure you done have any follow through, other wise this is a Shart not a fart, and is considered very embarrasing, and the wife wont be to impressed when she has to try and get the product of your SHART out in the wash.
208375
bite me    you rule for having the courage to ask this question,  i was in this jam myself earlier on in my marriage,  then i asked someone how to make this happen and the advice was do housework, like dishes and laundry and vacumning,  and on days when i do this it makes my life easier\n\nthe last two mornings i have done dishes before i left for work,\ntremendous change of attitude when i get home\n\nthink about it
1066947
Man dude......if you try speed dating when you have gas,  maybe they will think the next guy did it.
1036308
Thats nothing, i'd have to stay in the bathroom to hear my husband fart his sh*t out, and believe me it's loud and disgusting, but it doesn't bother me because at least he's comfortable doing that sort of thing around me. Oh and the only reason why i'm in the bathroom with him, is because he's afraid to be by himself at night. Hes had some unusual experienced in life.
1036453
I have had all sorts of gas passed upon me during "you know."\n\nWhile mowing the lawn, I have passed some of the best gas of my life.  It's the perfect opportunity!  A noisy lawn mower drowns out the sound, the smell of freshly cut grass masks the smell....  You can give up weeks worth of pent up farts with one mow of the front yard.  Just be careful you don't soil yourself straining.
1038499
Dear Lord!  This one is worse than "How do I know he really loves me?" or even "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"\n\nOK girls, here's what us guys do when we use the toilet.\n\n1)  Enter the bathroom\n\n2)  Look at the toilet (this is the part women seem to have the most trouble with)\n\n3)  If lid is down, put it up.  If it is up, continue\n\n4)  If seat is down, out of courtesy to those who will sit after you, put it up.  If it is up, continue\n\n5)  Flush when finished - wash hands\n\n6)  Leave Bathroom\n\n\nNow, for you poor unfortunate ladies, a slight adjustment to step 4 is all that is required.  Somehow, I think you can probably handle that.  \n\nNow could you please find something else to bit*h at men about ?
24858
I wait until I feel like I know my girl.  When I get very comfortable.  If you can't fart near him it will probably be a while :)
457439
First you need to find one that is looking for a little seduction or two for fun as well.  Otherwise...be prepared to be seducing a basket case eventually.  And don't forget the complications of possibly breaking up the family unit.  An afternoon lunch is always the easist way to begin since most avalible wives looking for side fun might have this hour open for you.
698730
Now this is what I call a proper question\nOf course everyone does, even posh people.\nI bet the Queen keeps a secret diary\nIn a few year time the Queen mothers diaries will reveal her grading of wartime farts (dried egg played havoc with the royal bowels I'm told by a reliable witness)\nThere's an old Icelandic saying that all men (and woman) love the smell of there own farts.\nMagnus Magnusson is never happier than when his large intestine is wreaking havoc.\nLets have more flatulence questions \nP.s. Heinz vegetable soup does it for me, only yesterday morning when I awoke the duvet was on the ceiling
1090351
Gracious, that is not even a penny in the pot next to my husband.  Or Brothers for that matter.  How about putting on female lingerie, female thongs, and yes even bras in Walmart and chasing you around like that.  Even though it is on the outside of their clothes they find it hilarious.  Thank Goodness it is not a everyday occurrence.  How about them passing gas and blaming it on you or the kids and someone passes out after passing you in the isle.  Gross Huh.
854569
I'm Earl. I'm with Ethel. Boy is she a gas. She is a regular gal, when she gets moving and gets the lead out. Do they have that birthmark that looks like New Jersey on their buttocks( Forest Gump)?  When your wife/girlfriend( 12 will get you twenty) said filler up, I took her litterally. She got the  toaster and the five free fill ups.
708015
I like your style.\n\nI am going to try it and see what happens.........................\n\nOh hell !! I followed through on the fart bit........be back in a mo..................
1146127
1. Use the F-word as much as possible\n2. Use !!!!!!!!s\n3. Wear nothing but a g-string when you present\n4. Begin your presentation by saying, "I have horrible gas today."\n5. "Accidentally" open up some nasty-ass porn.
240845
you shouldn't be embarresed by this. EVERYONE takes a crap EVERYDAY when you gotta go, you gotta go! so just go! i mean, if he really loves you, he won't care about you taking a dump. besides, if guys can fart in public, and think it's not embarrising...well, you get the point. just go do your buissness.