What is the funniest thing you've ever heard or saw?
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My friend Andy was like, "they should use a new dating method, Before Comedy, which would have been before me".  Sorry. Sort of corny.
881819
hahahaa\nps:this means i  laughed very hard
479749
LOL... thats the funniest question I have heard this week, thank you!!!
170909
As a teacher the best one I ever heard was, "I squeezed the toothpaste too hard and it took me half an hour to get it back into the tube."\n\nAlso a good laugh was the boy who told me, "Last night while I was asleep my dog peed on the clothes I had ready for school and I didn't have any more clean clothes so my mom had to wash them and dry them before I could come to school."\n\nHOw about, "My dog ate my alarm clock"? That's a common one ...I see you already have it.\n\n"Our toaster is really old so it takes a long time to get all the toast made and this morning it was my turn to be last."\n\n"Last night our house was invaded by ants and it took an hour this morning for us to kill them all."\n\nReally, we teachers have heard lots of them, and we usually know that the real reason is that you overslept or something like that, so the truth is usually the best option .... unless you can think of something really funny that will give everyone a chuckle and if your teacher is the sort of person who will appreciate it ...they'll still know it's just a story but it might help .... if you don't make a habit of being late!!
707854
That's the best joke I've seen today, PERIOD!
622766
Never heard it before, but it really made me laugh. I had to share it immediately with the guy in the next room. He laughed too.
847329
That's absolutely hilarious.
497297
That was GREAT! Thanks so much for sharing this I laughed so hard!
272169
HAHA HA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA\n\nThis is the funniest and most interesting question I've read so far. \n\nhahahahahaha\n\nI'm laughing like a maniac!!!\n\n\nI don't know the answers, but I'll go kill one and let it rot. I'll get you back with the answer.
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This is the funniest question I have seen yet.  I am sitting here at my desk at work and crying this is so funny.  \n\nBy the way, my butt says "WHAAT!" when I fart.\n\nMy daughter & I went into a public restroom at a Best Buy one time and I thought we were the only ones in there.  All of a sudden I heard a "Hellloo" fart and I answered back verbally with a "Hellloo".  I heard my daughter giggling and I realized it was not my daughter but the lady next to her.\n\nThe "Gilligan" is the funniest ever.\n\nDon't you just love the answers from the girls who act like they never fart.
1023213
I almost lost it.  funniest thing I have read all day.
1069335
There is some thing so wrong with you dude, but that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. Never mind the points thanks for a hell of a good laugh.
602394
hahahaha a friend of mine sent this video to me, it sure is so very hilarious........ROFLMFAO............
136607
My best prank was this:\nhttp://www.youtube.com/?v=2B8trGF58bY\n\nWatch it and tell me what you think about it. Don't forget to read the story about the video first.
464772
You're super duper crazy!!!!!That is the funniest story I've ever heard!hahahahahahahahah.
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ha,ha yes quite a few times and coughed and farted!\n\nive gotta add this today at work one of the apprentices was helping me lift a vanity unit and it was very heavy and as he bent down he farted it was the loudest fart ive ever heard i couldnt stop laughing!!
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LMAOOOO that was madd funny\nhaha\nthanks for the laugh =]