why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because it need to get to the other side.\n\nOld joke.
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The question should be, "What's the difference between a dead chicken and a dead trombone player laying in the middle of the road?"\n\nThe answer?\n\nThere is a slight possibility that the chicken was on his way to a gig.
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from the chicken....wink wink
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because he is hidding from the chicken he stole from.
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coz the chicken's friend said... RUN CHICKEN RUN.....\n\n\nor.....\n\n\n\nits the chickens version of baywatch.. they dont run on beaches.. they cross road...
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PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.\nDR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!\nERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.\nMARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.\nGRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.\nARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.\nKARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.\nSADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.\nRONALD REAGAN: What chicken?\nCAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.\nFOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?\nMACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.\nFREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.\nBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\nEINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?\nBILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?\nIMMANUEL KANT: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to cross the road, as chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout history.\nTHE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.\nCOLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?\nRICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens...\n\nTHATS WHY...
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Yepperz! He looked both ways, and tried to tell the chicken to, but the chicken was an atheist!
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riding on a chicken!!!!????
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I heard this joke earlier today.\nIt's a peridox, the chicken was made from the egg but the egg is needed to make the chicken.\nThe truth is, god made all the little chickens and birdies and all that good stuf and THEN the cycle began. The chicken came first.
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The Chicken came first. :)
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The chicken was unaware that streets have long memories and short tempers.  Once you cross a street, it will bear a grudge for years and sooner or later it will get revenge for your act of faithlessness.  Never cross a street and expecially never double-cross one.
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He had no other choice as the KFC colonel had been chasing him towards the road. He knew that crossing the road would get him to the other side, however, on the other side was a KFC factory. The chicken inevitably attempted to cross the road, jumped on to the back of a moving truck and was never seen again. That's really what happened. Honestly.
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The chicken, that crossed the road, to chuck wood with the woodchuck.
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to eat the chicken it was chasing
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Plato: For the greater good.\n\nMachiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom    among them has the strength to contend with such a       paragon of avian virtue?  In such a manner is the       princely chicken's dominion maintained.\n\nOliver North: National security was at stake.\n\nAlbert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.\n\nAristotle: To actualize its potential.\n\nBuddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.\n\nEmily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death.\n\nPyrrho the Skeptic: What road?\n\nRonald Reagan: I forget.\n\nMr. T: Don't be a fool! If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too.\n\nMacBeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.\n\nHamlet: That is not the question.\n\nJack Nicholson: 'Cause it f***ing wanted to. That's the d**n reason!\n\nDarwin: It was the logial next step after coming down from the trees.
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The egg, because the chicken couldn't decide why it was crossing the road.
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Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!