What was the best and worst lie you ever told?
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Worst:  "I feel fine" as I pass out from an accidental blow (also later found out there was some internal bleeding).  I don't think anyone believed me.  I hope I don't have to ever do it again!\n\nOn a lighter note...Best:  "That's so fascinating!"  "Wonderful!"  Blah blah blah.  That's just when I have allowed myself to become one half of a bland conversation.  However, I do feel good about making the other person feel good.  Besides, you have to be nice to weird people because they are weird, and you don't know what they will do because they're weird.  I do it often enough, and I sort of have to anyways.
722103
It is always better to tell the truth.  Lying in any situation is unsound, and usually betrays a lack of courage - the courage to say "I don't want to answer that", or "Well, yes, you are a bit fat, but I love you anyway and if you want to change it why don't we work on it together?" or something like that.  Lying, ultimately, can only ever hurt you, and the person or people you lie to.
151377
a good liar will never let you know that they are lying, unless they want you to know
1120974
Very funny.  You left out crying to daddy and asking "why?  Why didn't you tell me?  Why have you lied to me for all these years?"
1088044
Eww, how embarressing. Just tell the truth, lying will only lead to more lying.
995707
what was the most selly question u have ever asked or recieved?
986712
biggest lie\nrather die\nmakes me cry
478526
the lieiest lie of all liedom!
294694
Lying is bad. But since you asked, check this out:\n\nhttp://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/lie/lie.html
476641
I have and it always ended up hurting the person more and more after they found out i lied and they always find out the truth
1017848
totally false. they lie all the time. believe me. they are pathological liars. never believe em. they'll kill ya. yep. bad bad liars...
306045
well...i usually don't lie about anything! i pretty much tell it like it is all the time! but let me think and i will get back to you on this one....\noh! just thought of something...i haven't done it YET but i will have to lie about it when i do!
224027
Whatever you do don't "beat around the bush" to say cause it can hurt to not know the truth. Just asked anyone who has ever been lied to.
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worst: "Sorry, but I'm kinda already with someone"\nbest: "OMG! 10 inches!!!"
336704
ask them why they lied - and then.......do what you feel is right.
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funniest? i ran/ripped into my screen door at my sister's open house and it's on tape.\n\ncraziest? i heard that a guy left his son in the van for an hour while going to a strip club and told his son that if he got out, monsters would eat him\n\nworst? there are a lot of bad things in the world, it's too hard to pick one.
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Never lie! Egged and waxed the neighbors house with my brothers when we were young because nobody liked her. \nMy mother made sure we ended up telling the truth when she ended up calling the cops for the neighbor and they came to our house and it was very intimidating as a preteen that has never been in trouble before. It scared us into telling the truth. We thought we were going to jail, instead we went next-door with buckets and rags!