Purifying system for clean drug test results-- any sure- fire ideas besides not smoking at all?
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On the news, they had featured this thing.  At a health store, such as Vitamin World (I think), they had cleansing products for around $10.  The best thing is to stop all together.  DRUGS ARE BAD!
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Don't use again!  I've been clean for 12 years...I'm still afraid there is something in my hair.  THC is stored in fat cells.  When I lost a lot of weight I was worried that the fat cells I was killing was releasing THC into my body so I wouldn't be able to pass a urine test.  I never did find out if that was true because I was afraid to ask the doctor.
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lay off the weed for a few days. go to the pharmacy and buy a vitamin called niacin. it will mask the drug test. i worked with a lot of guys that smoked and they passed the cup test.
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First off, thanks for staying drug-free and passing the test!\n\nNow, please ignore the foolish advice to drink 3 quarts of water -- it's possible to get water poisoning by drinking too much water and it can be FATAL!\n\nYour problem is not unusual at all, actually.  Many people have problems doing this in the presence of another person, especially a stranger.  However, for legal reasons (that actually protect YOU if you're drug-free!) a monitor is required to view the flow of urine from the urethra into the cup and to certify such under penalty of perjury.  In some non-justice related testing, such as pre-employment screening, alternative methods are used to verify that the sample is legitimate such as taking the temperature of the sample immediately after collection.  Unfortunately, this won't work in your case.\n\nYou might ask if a blood test could be used in lieu of the urine test.  Not all jurisdictions allow this and those that do may require you to pay the increased cost for blood testing but it's worth asking the question.\n\nFailing that, you're going to have to work through this on your own.  Try to psyche yourself up prior to the test.  Remind yourself that you ARE drug-free and this test is going to PROVE it to the world.  Picture yourself having successfully completed your probation or parole and NEVER having to do this again.  Anything that will ease the mental block for you.\n\nOnce you get a couple of clean tests, the folks there will come to accept the fact that you have problems doing this and may ease off the pressure a bit.  Actually, they deal with this on a daily basis but there's no way to separate the scammers from the folks with difficulty in providing a witnessed sample until they become accustomed to dealing with you.  In the best case scenario, they might use the same witness each time to help make it a bit easier on your though local policy may prohibit this.\n\nIt does help to have a bit extra to drink prior to reporting to the testing facility.  An extra cup of coffee or can of soda or two will usually suffice.  Don't overdo it though as excessive intake can be dangerous as I mentioned earlier.  It's also possible that the test could come back as "diluted" which would require you to retake the test.  This is a common ploy for drug users to try to cheat the test but it never works and if you're truly drug-free you don't want them to think that you're trying to get one over on them.
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That won't work, they'll know its been refrigerated. You'll have to drink your friends urine right before the test so that    the clean pee comes out of your body. Get all high and think about it, it will make sense then. Smoke a phat J and then guzzle some piss, works like a charm.
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Drink A LOT of water and tea.  A natural foods store (like GNC) has clarifying teas that help flush your system.  Goldenseal (a herbal pill) also detoxifies your body.  Keep DRINKING water...lots and lots.  If you are being tested don't exercise before hand because marijuana stores in the fat cells and releases THC when you exercise.  A rule of thumb is if you don't smoke it often it will be out of your system in 3 weeks, but doing these tips will help you out.
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This is not from personal experience but my ex-husband and his brother used Vale's.It helps you get rid of toxin's.It is specifically made for people to pass drug tests.You have to take it 48 to 72 hours before your test.I was always amazed that it worked for them.It is rather expensive.It costs between$50-$100.Drinking gallons of water is also helpful.So is Golden seal yellow root.Here's a website that sells it maybe they can tell you where \nyou can buy it locally.It's called www.mbdetox.com.It also has a number you can call,it says do you need to pass a drug test?-The phone number is 866-600-0032.If you buy it online it is only $35.I hope this helps.If nothing else you can always carry someone else's urine in but it has to be someone of the same sex and you have to keep it warm and that is only if they aren't going to watch.
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OK, the best best is to be off all drugs that could cause a postive test. But you sound like you are heading that direction so I offer you this, Brother. \n\nNo guarantee but goldenseal and cayenne can help cleanse the system. Talk with someone in your health food store about maximum amounts of those in daily doses. Yes, increase the amount of water you are taking in but also increase your vitamin intake. \n\nThe commercial products can help, especially since you know you have a certain amount of time to get clean before your test. Two weeks can be enough as long as you stay off the weed. I mean it, stay off the weed. Follow the instructions exactly. Did I say STAY OFF THE WEED?\n\nThe day of the test, do not give them the first urine of the day. Make sure you have gone to the restroom at least once before. Drink lots of water before you have to give your urine sample. Also take some more vitamins, especially (up to 4 grams) vitamin C. If your urine is too clear or not the right pH, they will reject it. It needs to be straw colored to yellow and not too basic (thus vitamin C).\n\nDo not drop anything into your urine to try to get around the test. Do not try to substitute anything for your urine. The testers are pretty good about spotting wrong temperature and wrong pH. \n\nIf you are going to have to give hair, I would suggest shaving all your hair right now. It does go out into your hair. I doubt they till test that. \n\nPee testing is the easiest for a company to do. Usually they will do the EMIT test.\n\nSome other things to watch out for is avoid poppyseed products. They give false positives for morphine and opiates. Any false positives can immediately get you disqualified or sent to a better drug screen which may be very inconvenient.\n\nRead the link below. Again play it safe and straight on the actual day of the test. No dropping things in your urine.
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isn't it a shame that there even has to be a drug test...what is the world coming to?i surely wouldn't want anybody working for me to be taking drugs!!!!
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Only the marijuana plant contains the THC.  Some people extract the THC to put in brownies and stuff.   But there will be no way that the test will come out positive if he has been clean for.....depends on how long he's been using.  It takes 8 days per joint to clear any traces of THC from the urine.   If he smoked a lot, then it would probably take about 3 weeks to a month to clear.  The lab is pretty accurate, they can also detect if the person taking the pee test has diluted it in anyway.  So they're hardly faulty I'd say.  I'm very very sorry to break it to you.  1 year will go by before you know it.  It's not like he's been using heroine or crack, right?
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Yes.  THC can be detected in a urine test for approximately 28 days, longer if you are a heavy user.  Sorry I can't give you the answer you were hoping for.  Sweating a lot will absolutely not remove the THC from your system, nor will drinking a lot of water.  It is not as simple as "washing" it out of your system.  The solutions that you find on some websites that are supposed to clean your system may reduce the number of days by only a few, but will not work if the test is two days after smoking.
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you will be fine. dont need the detox drink. you have to smoke quite a bit before it shows up in your urine.
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Stick with the tea, most drug screens are not looking for golden seal.\nDrink a lot and give your self a couple of days.
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No, it doesn't work. The best way to get pot out of your urine, is to stop smoking pot! And I'd say the real question is: would YOU risk YOUR freedom on it?
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Depends on what type of drugs you have been taking and what type of test that they are doing;\n\nIf its something like pot, then first thing to remember is that it takes, naturally, 30-45 days to clear your system. \n\nThere are products on the market that you take a couple of hours prior to the test, these are basically a diuretic, they make you pee so much that when you finally take the test 2 hours later, there is not THC (the drug that they test for) in your system at that time.  This is only good for 1 test, as a few hours later the THC count will be up again as it is flushed out of your blood and into your pee, so timing is everything.\n\nIf its a blood test or a chemical analysis of your hair, then you have a problem!   If the hair one you can always shave off all your hair just before the exam so they can not get at it!  But would not suggest draining your blood!
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Not likely. Not only that, most places that test for drugs (especially if this has anything to do with "the law") also test urine for dilution, since this is the most common method people tend to use to try to mask (or get rid of) the drug from being detected in their systems. Usually, what else is "looked for" are the common ingredients found in your over-the-counter type supposed "remedies". None of them work anyway, and if your urine is found to have any of those common components (like in those drinks you can buy that supposedly work)- or your urine has too much water in it, or the ph level is off, usually this will count as a "dirty u.a.". Meth usually takes 7-10 days to clear the system, sometimes longer, and there's really not much you can do at all to "speed things up". Your best bet- in the future, is, to not use the drug.\n\n-Tera (time4u420@yahoo)
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8 pints of water will flush out your system plus this...................................................\nThere are commercial and household products that will help you pass the test. Some people are objecting to commercial products because they "are just trying to cash in on the War on Drugs." They also charge high prices and water alone tends to work for most. Also, be aware that Texas outlawed products with the sole purpose of creating negative results on urine tests. I have put a © next to the commercial products to indicate that they are developed specifically for beating the test. Those of you that oppose them or reside in Texas can skip items with a ©. Ignore money-back guarantees. Companys that suck in thousands of High Times readers make so much, that a few returns from motivated users are insignificant. People could even get away with offering a money-back guarentee for Goldenseal because all the water that people drink with Goldenseal causes most of them to pass. Some companys don't keep their word. A urinator who tested positive sent the lab results back, only to be told that marijuana is illegal. He was not even compensated for buying a failing product. \n\n5.THINGS TESTED TO DETECT COUNTER MEASURES\n\nLaboratories know how easy it is to tamper with urine samples and alter the results. Labs often do tests to find out if the sample is legitimate. \n\n5.1 Color:\n\nIf a urine sample looks clear, the lab will suspect that it's watered down. They can't report it as positive, but they may reject the sample and inform your employer that you tried to beat the test. If this happens, the sample might as well be positive, because you won't get hired. Take vitamin B complex to color your urine yellow. \n\n5.2 Temperature:\n\nUrine should be between 91 and 97 degrees. NIDA certified labs will verify temperature. If it isn't, they will suspect you added water to the cup, or used substitution. Disposable pocket hand warmers (sold in department stores) will keep a urine sample warm, provided that the urine is in a condom or douche bag. \n\n5.3 Creatinine:\n\nCreatinine is a substance produced by vertebrates, and it shows up in urine. If someone substitutes their urine with something other than urine, like Mountain Dew, they will test negative for drugs. The testee will most likely not get away with it because Mountain Dew contains zero creatinine, and labs test creatinine levels to ensure that the sample is valid. Creatinine levels drop below normal when people dilute their urine. This tests to ensure that the subject didn't drink unusual amounts of water. An *accurate* creatinine "clearance" test would require a urine and blood test 24 hours before the drug test to determine the normal creatinine level for that individual. This is almost never done. You should still be cautious because they do often use the inaccurate method of comparing your creatinine level during the drug test to an average. Eating foods rich in protein like red meat will slightly increase creatinine levels. There is no significant variation between vegatarians and armavors, so the effect protein has is little. Sexual activity also raises creatinine levels. I doubt sexual activity influences creatinine level with much significance. However, a vegetarian that doesn't have much sex should be concerned. People who are drug-free sometimes lose their jobs for having too low of a creatinine level. \n\n5.4 pH:\n\n> pH is often changed when people spike their sample with household products. Use caution when doping urine, pH is usually tested. \n\n5.5 Specific gravity:\n\n> An unusual specific gravity indicates that a sample has been tampered with. \n\n5.6 Age:\n\n> Age can not be tested using urine. There is a rumor that approximate age can be detected in urine, and is tested in medical insurance exams. It's a myth. \n\n5.7 Gender:\n\n> Gender cannot be tested either. As with age, there is a rumor tha