Have you read anything by a loonball called Jack .t.Chick?
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There were definitely people who believed Chick's anti-Catholic propaganda back in the 1970s. I remember a lot of Fundamentalist churches back then that regarded Chick tracts nearly on par with the New Testament itself. Children, in particular, were given Chick tracts (and the larger, scarier anti-Catholic comics by Chick) and told to give them to all their Catholic friends. Of course, the Chick tracts aren't just anti-Catholic; they're also homophobic, anti-Pagan, anti-Masonic, and just generally rampantly paranoid. \n\nChick tracts are still popular in some areas (especially for scoffers who collect them like trading cards). The last time I saw a bunch of Chick tracts was on the parking lot of an arena following a heavy metal concert...evangelists had passed out the Chick tracts, and a horde of young headbangers tore them to shreds, littering the whole area with the resulting confetti from the mangled tracts.
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Nope!  Almost all of my friends have read it, and im reading it now.
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What the hell is "gootball"?
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Not yet. But there is a stolen copy doing the rounds and it is on the net somewhere.\n\nIt is one movis that will make up crack up laughing. It's relly good
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Nope. I read Huck before Tom. You're not missing a thing.
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I also want to know who has read that book
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well i do know that spike is making a series based on it. but i am not sure if another movie is in the making. have you read the comic/graphic novel?
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sure I'll read it.....PanicPhan91@yahoo.com =]
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Sex drugs and cocoa puffs by chuck klosterman. oh it makes you think and he writes in such a way where he's sarcastic and at the same time his not. you just have to read it. I loved it. it'd be in any book store or online.
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Have you perhaps read the book "MOOM"? I would like to find this book again.It was a cheap paperback horror novel about a retarded man who, if he managed to escape his elderly mother's basement, ran wild towards the full moon, screaming "MOOM, MOOM" and tearing to pieces anything or anyone on his path, creating mayhem and terror in the town. I beg of you to read this book.
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The sky was grey and all hope was lost if it weren't for teh gobblers that were actually chickens but were really bunnies in costumes dressed as chickens dressed as gobblers candy. Then a superhero team of power ranger squirrels came to save the day.\n \nThe gobblers were ready to feast upon Ms. Universe;s flesh when the power ranger squirrels barged in, sat down and joined them. They decided Ms. Universe tastes disgusting and became vegeterians.\n\nTHE END
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I know this one!  I used to have some really old comics and I remember one time they went back in time and showed his mom, dear white-haired old Martha Kent, taking apart his baby blanket and the seat of the apace-pod to make his suit.  She unravelled the blanket thread by thread and rewove it into his suit. To cut the thread, she had baby Clark stare at it with his heat vision.  The authors thought of everything!!!
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No, but I would like to check it out.\n\nHAHAHA Library humor!
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A fun read.\n\nAnd that's it.\n\nSince it's fiction and all.
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i would like 2 write a novel thats so good it makes any human being's toes curl.\nand i've always wanted 2 b and FBI agent like jack in 24.
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The Charlie High Fy Balls
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The Buggering Batman\n(http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/batman.htm)\n\nA  male student just arrives into Sydney (big metropolitan city) after living most of his life in the more desolated areas, to start his first year as a university student. First night in Sydney, he visits the red light district of Kings Cross, and drinks at the clubs. That night, he starts talking to a girl and they get pretty friendly (he does not know she is a prostitute because he is a country kid, and is kinda stupid). \n\nEventually, it is decided that they go back to the girl's place, which they do. Straight away, they undress and begin to make out, to which the woman asks "what do you want me to do?" The guy being a bit stupid, just goes, "fuck me" to which she does. When they finished, the girl goes "Now it's your turn to do something for me" \n\nThe guy thinks about it, and believes it's fair, since she gave him sex, so he agrees to whatever she wants to do. From under the bed, she gets a coil of string, and ties the guy up to the bed frame. When the guy is tied up, the woman jumps away, and opens the closet, to which jumps out a big Black man, wearing nothing but a Batman mask and cape. \n\nNext morning, the man awakes in the rich suburb of nearby Double Bay, and is naked and really bleeding bad. He gets taken to hospital by a passing motorist, and needed 27 stitches for his anus. \n\nVariations: \n\nAlthough in the overwhelming majority of the tellings the attacker is dressed as Batman, every now and then a Superman comes barging out of the closet. \n\nThe victim is variously described as a student just arrived in the big city, a sailor on leave, or a generic horny guy in a bar. \n\nSometimes the victim thinks he's hiring a hooker, other times he figures he about to get lucky with a barroom floozy. \n\nMost accounts end with the assault, but a few continue on to the next morning, when the victim is found and unbound by someone not party to the attack. (As one version puts it, the hapless man is discovered "pantsless, walletless and hopeless.") \n\nRobbery is sometimes added to the list of indignities the victim is subjected to. \n\nThis legend has made the rounds in the United States, Britain, Canada, and Australia, each time told as a local story. \n\nIn a significant number of cases, the attacker is described as Black. In all other versions, no color is specified. He's Black or of unspecified race appear to be the only two choices. \n\nOrigins:   Text references to this legend exist from 1989, but anecdotal reports date it back to 1981. The 1989 song Mucky Pup song "Batman" (from their "Boy in a Man's World" album) relates the legend in the following fashion: \n\n\nThought you were smart\nBought a heart\nThen came Batman through the dark\nInstead of fucking that stupid slut\nYou got eight inches up your butt \nBatman! Batman!\nBatman! Batman! \n\nSaw Batman the buttripper\nI'll rip your butt like a canopener\nBatman the buttripper\nI'll use your butt like a canopener man! \n\nThough at first blush this urban legend appears related to the Too Late the Hero legend, their only shared motif is one of the participants' being dressed as the Caped Crusader. If anything, this legend has more in common with the The Ether Bunny (a tale in which a non-gay victim is drugged and sodomized by his roommate). \n\nOn rare occasions a version surfaces in which robbery is the only objective of the woman and her accomplice: \n\n\n[FOAFTale News, June 1996] \nA 55-year-old man in Burbank, California, put an ad in a sex magazine catering to sadomasochists, and was happy when a woman responded to his offer of a blind date. When she arrived at his home, he allowed her to strip him, handcuff him, and strap him to a proctology table he had in his "playroom." Then she put a hood over his head and REALLY went to work: she and an accomplice robbed the house. The m