how do fat blokes get layed?
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money and beer...lots of each
330503
Their phat (not fat)azz and thighs
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Not sure where you live - but you should hook up with Tom Leykis. (Leykis-101)\nHe is on 97.1 FM in CA & AZ - but you can catch his radio show online (www.blowmeuptom.com) from 3 pm to 8 pm PST.\nHe explains how to get laid - without spending a bunch of money, and without getting a girlfriend.\nI think he is hilarious - and one GREAT debator. Check him out and see what you think. Let me know... Good Luck!
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Go to a club and in no time some random guy will approach you and begin banging his cock on your hip.  After about a minute of that you should have no worries in the world...
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If they are flabby they are mostly fat with little muscle. You could do push ups or tricep extentions with dumbell. This wil tone them up. They won't get bigger just more tone as you lose fat and gain muscle.
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only the muscles in your but. go to the gym and do exercises targeting the but muscles. there is no way to select where on your body you put on fat.
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It is best to jump right in and get WET...Getting dipped is the most accurate way to have your body fat determined. Most people are not fortunate enough to have such a facility or the money to do this. Thus skin fold measuring appeared. You need to have someone that is qualified do your skin fold measurements. Make sure that the person that is doing them has lots of experience and can back up their experience with documentation. Not just someones word. Getting proper skin fold measurements is almost an art. Most trainers give a guess-tah-ment as to what they feel they measure. Mind you that is not saying ALL trainers. It is hard to get accurate skin fold measurements from someone that is not routinely held accountable for their measurements.
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Nice guys will get laid when the females realizes how much the other guys are bad people. They will then want to hang out with the Nice Guy. It is only a matter of time till they get laid.\n\nComplex formulas could probably predict it, but I'm not in possession of such formulas, or else I'd be selling it.
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Dont just lay there.  It'll be like making it with a dead fish!! Rock your pelvis back and forth.  Meet him blow for blow!!! or hold your own legs back and let him plow on.  Its wonderful.
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Eat and exercise.\n\nMuscles weigh a lot more than fat. Keep in mind it doesn't happen instantly.
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1 condom, and go get yourself laid
892106
Because men make 'fat' jokes.
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lift em up on ur shoulders
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They are called "player escorts"\n\nThe good news is that they are chosen randomly from 100's of thousands of entries from all over the world. The bad news is that the scheme is sponsored by corporate advertising and so they will all grow up too fat to play football :-(
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They have to be fat in the right places, that's all.
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Work it out!  it's just a muscle.  The fatter you get, the smaller it will get too!  Seen it happen to an ex!
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Lots of fat deposits.