Finish this phrase: "IF a frog had wings,__ _______ ____ ___ ___!"?
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and if Pigs could fly.
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AH CRAP!!!!\n\nOH NO!!!\n\nHOLLY BAT WINGS BATMAN!!!\n\nI STUBBED MY TOE!\n\nAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!\n\nWTF, Mate?!?
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to quote any help?: "frogs work ok, as long as they are not solid"... what the hell?!? how many semi solid frogs you come across lately??? you are not any help, any help?... where you from? another oxygen thief...
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Cool idea..\n\nHaircut...\n\nWhat does one reap, but never sow?\nWhat needs water nor soil to grow?\nTangled bushed or weeping willowed,\nthick as oak, cloudy billowed.\nLong dead before the Reaper's will,\nharvested before the bill.
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Say:\n\n"You finally graduated!  Now you can go get a job at Burger King and be "Lord of the Onion Rings!"\nhaha I crack myself up!\n\n\n..sorry it's so corny, I'm not funny.
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.\n\n(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nA cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)\n\n(I'm still not over the pig.)\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nThe male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.\n\n("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") \n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\nThe flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.\n\n(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)\n\nSome lions mate over 50 times a day.\n\n(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\nHumans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.\n\n(What about that pig??)
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frogs\n\nroses\n\ncards\n\nbombs
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Each chicken has a left wing and a right wing.  It doesn't matter how many there are; they are all chicken.  Catch my drift?
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If you're French, then you're a Frog. If you're French fan, then you're Frog's fan.\n\nHope that solves your puzzle.
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What? USE COMPLETE SENTENCES!!
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thatz cute!!!\na b[ee]flies from robe to make it ro_e!\nit flies to globe[i think!]\ngives way to end of days...it should be letter 's'\nwhich makes the word'ROSE',a lovely thing to embrace with multiple meanings!!!
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egg.........\n\nthe progenitors would not (quite) be chickens...
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A bee!\nSee the itty bitty ducks?\nThem are ducks!\nOh yes they are!\nSee the itty bitty wings?\nI'll be!  Them are ducks!
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Question:Why did the chicken cross the road?\n\nAnswers:\nPlato:"For its own good.At the other side of the street,lies the truth".\n\nAristotle:"It's in the chicken's nature to cross the streets".\n\nMoses:"And God told the chicken:Thou must cross the street.\nAnd the chicken obeyed,for His Name to be glorified...".\n\nGalilleo:"But it did cross it!"\n\nDescartes:"To get to the opposite side".\n\nMachiavelli:"The aim,crossing the street,purifies the means,whatever these are".\n\nKarl Marx:"It was historically inevidable".\n\nCharles Darwin:"Through the years,chickens were genetically chosen to be able to cross the streets".\n\nSiegmud Freud:"The fact that you are wondering why the chicken crossed the street shows that you have a syndrom of depressed sexuality".\n\nMartin Luther King:"I dream of a world where every chicken will have the right to cross the street".\n\nLadyBassPlayer,thanks for your answer about my band gig question.;-)
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Just thought of this one off the top..."It's not easy being Green"...by Kermit the Frog...Would that do??!!!
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frog\n\nits a small green thing.I like it, because it so well represents a small green amphibian.
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-those socks have holes  =  those hawks have souls \n-falls through the cracks  =  crawls through the facts \n-where's the bird  =  bear's the word \n-butterfly  =  flutter by \n-funny bone  =  bunny phone \n-rattle your cage  =  cattle your rage \n-a headless bird  =  a bedless herd \n-curling my hair  =  hurling my care \n-jelly beans  =  belly jeans \n-hot wheels  =  what heels \n-bye all = eye ball\n\nTHERES 11 SPOONERISMS FOR YOU !!