If I said "I'm an orangutan with a basket full of magic marbles!!", what would be your retort?
445858
My god... a talking orangutan.
352563
If you made the thing a huge doughnut\n\n\n\nbest answer ever im not even joking
818275
oh man if i were a monkey there had better be a cage between me and you, cuz i would be pi ssed....and nothing could hold be back from tearing you a new one.......lol
413251
The orang utan would probably just sit around confused.
902681
*covers my face with both of my hands * Oh  my God,...Can they get anymore idiotic than they are now?!\n\n\nWhy bother.. they always do ...Hey MONKEY, God gave you a brain so think! Desperately rationalise it? What the....OK FINE DON"T USE YOUR BRAIN, BE THE MONKEY THAT YOU ARE!!!\n\n<I cant think of anything more illogical><---u really enjoy living up to your nick dontcha monkey?
132044
<<<Grabs his enormous didgeridoo, puts on a "rolf harris" accent & replies...\n\nG'day Sheila... Would you like a blow on me didgeridoo?\n\nOnce a jolly swagman camped by a billabong...\nUnder the shade of a coolibah tree...\nAn' he sang as he watched & waited till his billy boiled, \n"Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me?" \n\nWaltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, \nYou'll come a waltzing Matilda with me, \nAnd he sang as he watched an waited till his billy boiled, \nYou'll come a waltzing Matilda with me.....
581538
The best response i heard to someone bragging they were street smart was:\n\n"So what, are you Sesame Street smart?"
928700
Okay, this is a funny question/answer
453426
I would want to be a primate.
486943
i would write down how i really see the world...i would tell everyone that i still believe in fairies even though i am an adult. I would write about butterflies, the sun touching small white flowers, about ducklings paddling in the water. I would write about painful memories..the ones i am denying my soul to remember, words would reveal that i am still just a child...forcing myself to be rational and smart
715836
Bring a dice game to class, and have one of your friends wear a white frizzy wig and tell you "God doesn't play dice with the Universe."\n\nYou respond with "Don't tell God what to do with his dice."
354838
Hilarious....what are you trying to say?
837492
.......\n\nok.....\n\ntht wasn't too funnieeee\n\nu haven't gotten best answers whn u wanted to did u?
507857
I would say:\n"I look more of a clown with this pie in my face then you do with the 5 hours you spent putting on the makeup this morning!"\n\nor more along the lines of:\n"Oh, don't worry about that - he said he would give me $1mill if he could do that"
50506
That sounds like a question for a magic eight ball.\n\nOr a coin.
1015146
Tell him in an organization tree there are donkey at the bottom and monkeys on top.. \nSo the monkeys see donkeys from the top and the donkeys see asses from down.\n\nhahahaha..\n\n--easily amused god
1148085
I would have to go with the double entendre answer of "you don't."