Can any1 giv me tips for pranking?
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=_= I remember those pranking days.. I got into so much trouble lol... but... half of the time, I wasn't discovered ^.^\n\nHere are a few rules:\n1. Never give urself away by laughing\n2. Make sure you keep a straight face when telling a lie on fools day or when pulling off a prank\n3. If you know you're going to get into trouble, make sure it's worth it xD\n\nOnce you're all set, here are a few I've pulled:\n\n1. Buy a pregnancy test thing (you know, those white things with the plus or minus sign once you test?) Anyway, take the test, and when it shows the result, (most likely a minus, right? =3 ) ok, so u'll see the result as a certain color... take a marker... and turn that answer into a possitive... <_< if ur parents will kill you for it, use this prank on your friends or something >_< it works all the time xD\n\n2. A plastic bug that looks real... nuff said... if u want an example... =3 alrighty then: take a lil bug, maybe ten or fifty.. lmao.. stuff them under someone's bed, spread them around, and turn off the lights... but some ppl's beds are dark underneath anyway, so it'll be ok. next, bring in whoever that victim is.. n tell them about it.. i did this prank to my mom and she ended up grabbing a pan and tried killing the bugs- they're rubber material made them jump around, so it took her a while to realize they were fake xD\n\n3. here's a simple one-- hide behind a wall or in a closet-- when the person comes close, jump out and yell out loud.. i mean REAAAALLY loud-- just make sure the person doesn't get a heart attack from it <_<\n\n4. Go to some awesome prank shop-- like spencers (hot topic has some random stuff too) and buy the false cigar-- it glows and it spouts powder to make it look like it's smoking-- ur all set. ^-^\n\n5. If you really want crazy pranks... here's a wonderful page: http://www.zug.com/pranks.html (they have ones that can get u in major trouble-- and ones that are just funny little jokes)
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Hon, why do you want to play a prank on him? How about sneaking up on him and giving him the most passionate kiss possible. Trust me, he'll appriciate you more for that.
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pick anytime before the person goes to brush their teeth. have someone ready to record on a tape of somekind what you are doing. spread brown peanut butter on the sides inside of the toilet bowl to make it look like someone had to take a number 2. then use their toothbrush to clean off the peanut butter, recording the cleaning. then wait until they brusht thier teeth later. finally, show them the video sometime after they've brushed their teeth. best results is to show the video in a group of people, then it'll be really funny. this is a good prank, but make sure u do clean off the toothbrush well after this prank. have fun if'n you do it! :))
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Ask the people at this group! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes/\n\n\nHave fun!
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Try: ROTFLMFAO\n\nRolling on the floor laughing my f**king a** off.
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be yourself dont come out with stupid 1 liners try to be fun and funny but not toooo annoyingly funny \ngo out to places local pubs clubs ect good luck
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Do something completely and utterly ABSURD, and well, okay, NON-VIOLENT.  \nI once considered buying a bunch of frozen chicken feet, painting them different colors like they were some voodoo thing or something, and then throwing them all over my ex-husband's (and previously my) lawn.  The worst they would have gotten me for was vandalism, if he could have proven it was me.  Better yet, he would have made a fool out of himself telling everyone that i had cursed him.  (The only reason that I didn't was because when I left him, I only took what I had come in with and it wouldn't cover the cost of the feet.)\nAs I said, "COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY ABSURD!!!!"  It's TOTALLY UNEXPECTED and more fun, too.\nMaybe you could have a friend help you bake some delicious bread that spells out something like, "you stink!"  Then have it delivered nicely wrapped with a card reading simply, "From Me."
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Paint a smiley face on the front door?\nOh, and don't let mean people in or near it.
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do something horrible like throw water balloons filled with bleach or something.....
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Tell him/her that u are with some other guy/girl AND he&#92;she wil make a joke of urself
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Just wait till they are all asleep,then get hold of some Dave's insanity hot sauce and lightly put it on their lips,then stand back and video them,best ever prank I've done..
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http://www.zug.com/pranks.html
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It would help to have more info to answer the question with. However, think about a big "PR" type event. It doesn't have to be practical, it just has to be something that gets the cameras there.\n\nA new soap? Set up showers in the mall and see who can sing best in the shower. \n\nTake whatever your product is and think about using it in a wacky way. An electric dog polisher. A fur lined sink. \n\nEventually, bring yourself back to earth with something you can actually pull off. \n\nDon't forget to have fun. \n\nRex
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put a lot of sticks in a pile with some newspaper, light a match, and if it doesnt work add some flamable liquid\n\n\nJust dont singe your eyebrows.....!!!!!!!!!
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OOO I have some great ones....I'm graduating in 2 days, and we all had a senior prank meeting, to see what we're gonna do... here are the best ones:\n\n1. Get 4 small or medium sized pigs. Yes, pigs. You oil them up with baby oil, use as much as possible. Then with black paint, you number them with HUGE numbers....."1", then "2", then "3", then "5".....The way that we did it is by putting one pig on each floor and then one in the gymnasium. So the teachers can't catch or get a hold of the pigs because they're all oiled up! And they'll always be looking for pig #4 ! Hahahaha, hilarious......\n\n2. If you go to one of those party suppliers, or novelty gift places, you could special order thousands of those small bouncy balls. When we checked the prices, they were about 1 gross for like ten bucks....which is a great price. The seniors last year bought six thousand of those bouncy balls and let them loose in the hallway stairs....and they never stop bouncing! Go to youtube.com and search for bouncy ball prank, here are some great videos!\n\n3. A couple years back, some seniors bought chickens, and roosters, and ducks and let them loose all over the school....But that's been done time and time again.....\n\n4. Something that will probably get you suspended: We were thinking about this wonderful step by step tutorial:\n        First, you take a syringe, the kind you can buy from a pharmacy. Then you suck all the yolk out of an egg, which will take some time, believe me....when you're doen with that, you take a new syringe, and pump NAIR hair remover into the empty shell of the egg.....tape the little hole of the egg. Repeat until you have about 3 dozen eggs. then aim, shoot, and a good few people will have patches on their heads....or just a big mess on the school's lawn....\nNote: you could also replace with bleach, stink bomb fluid, paint (in your school's colors), piss, get creative....\n\n5. Throw tons of fish in the pool.....\n\n6. DYE the pool.....AND put fish in it.....\n\n7. Steal tons of FOR SALE signs from people's houses, and post them up all over the school lawn.........\n\n8. Send out a letter to every student's parents in the school (there's always a student who works in the main office....bribe her) before prom....saying that "contraceptives in the form of condoms will be distributed before, during, and after the prom" and to send back the bottom fill-in portion of the letter to confirm their approval. Sign in your principal's name and signature. Sweet.\n\n9. Conduct a bake sale with "special brownies", lol.....
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the only thing you can do is call the cops and get a phone tracer, and thats it unless you have one yourself. i wouldnt do that though, cus u will ruin the fun of prank calls and be a f@ggot for ruining it.
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here are some sites with a funny chinese audio prank. i also included one involving a korean. :)