How many of you have farted in a classroom, and had gotten embarrassed?
450254
kinda related-- i had a spanish teacher (who looked like Yoda) and she farted during a test one time (one of the only tests i studied for- i knew the answers)and i was the first to bust out laughing- didn't mean to laugh so loud. let's just say i failed the test. after that she never gave me a perfect grade on anything and she told me my mother probably didn't love me. talk about getting embarrassed!\nim not exaggerating- this is the truth. \nColton High School/1993/Ms. Valenzuela's class.
797598
i teach pre k in a Christian school. i had invited the other classes to come over to my room for something and when it was over i leaned over to pick up a pile of carpet squares. in front of a parent volunteer and 2 other teachers and about 30 4 and 5 year olds my pants ripped up the seam - i mean, the whole thing. i guess they were just washed one too many times. the worst part is i had on bright red thong underwear. \n\noen of my proudest moments there....i wanted to just crawl in a whole and hide. \n\nand then, i had to stand up and walk backwards across the room and figure out a way to get a change of clothes! \n\nit was a nightmare!
568714
Not a boss, exactly, but that happened to me in school with a teacher. I said something about her that I don't care to repeat in polite company. :) As I was describing, in colorful detail, what a raging b*tch this woman was, I couldn't help noticing the horrified expressions on my friends' faces. Then I turned around and saw her standing right behind me. She'd heard every word of it. Then she began openly laughing at me, mocking me, and on top of it all, correcting my English. Man, was I embarrassed. But she seemed to react to my comments with good humor, and I later came to like and respect her.
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Do you let your students interrupt your teaching to use the bathroom?
264528
embarrassing moment or movement...?  I fell going up stairs in front of my entire sixth grade class....landed with my face pressed against the wall....thankfully after the laughter they asked if I was ok.
1121606
While i was at my best friend/cuzs house i started my period and i had school the next day.  So she packed some pads in her purse for me.  And that day i went down to the library and come back and everyone was stareing and laughing at me.  And i didnt know what was going on.  And then all of a sudden this boy in my class said hey look in your desk.  And there sat 3 pads out in the open.  And i was so embarrased and then the rest of the day all of these boys kept on asking me for a pad.  And that was so embarrassing and oh yeah you should have seen the look on my teachers face.
176309
The most embarrassing thing for me was when I was younger and visiting a church in the area.  It was a strange non-denomiational church that had some really odd beliefs.  I used to smoke back in those days and the pastor was telling his congregation that people should not be afraid to do what they want.  If you feel like jumping up and dancing in church then do it.  Church should be about freedom.  \n\nSo I lit a cigarette and started smoking.  He stopped and told me that there was no smoking in church.  I told him I was just following his lead.  He said that was no what he meant.  I apologized for interrupting his freedom speech and left.  \n\nIt was embarrassing to me now but it was funny then.
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No but sometimes if I laugh too hard and long I start to fart.  The other night I was watching something so funny on YouTube.  I watched it over and over and laughed so much I had to run to the bathroom and crap.  I don't know if I would have had to go anyway or if the excessive laughing brought it on.
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
1120730
well, i was sleeping in a cabin, and i sleptwalked in the wall, i got up then i tripped on a suitcase, and then i was walking around in circles on the floor, then, farted, like 3 times then went to complete sleep. i heard this from my whole family standing laughing at me, and they told me in the morning!!!\n\nhope i at least cheered you up a little!\nCarina
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Is farting at the office bad??? \n\nI thought it was mandatory! \n\nHow else can you express your innermost feelings?
587203
i did\nit wasnt a very proud moment lol\nbut i had to!\nit was in an ugly fitting room in a clothing shop in hongkong\ni couldnt stand it anymore\nthe queues to the public toilets were so long!\nso i pretended to try on a top and did my business right on the carpet\ni know it's yucky.. lol.. but hey i got my reason!
453144
OH my I can't beleive I am letting the world know my best fart story lol. I used to be a stripper. One night after a late night dinner of taco bell, one of my frequent customers came in for a lap dance. There is this move where I stand on my head and do a split, well I felt it coming after getting on my head and tryed my hardest to not let it rip, to my horror, I farted so freaking loud right in the dudes face. IT WAS REALLY STINKY also, he was really cool about it, we both laughed our arses off and he even gave me a really big tip. I guess maybe farting was one of his turn ons? hahaha, I can't believe I just told yall that
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I was at a college orientation and i was on my period and bulls-eye i got a big red circle on my butt. I try to walk side ways throughout the whole orientation. Or to let everyone in front of me go first. As soon as I saw a bathroom  I tried to clean it with a paper towel and water the the stain got worse. I felt like I was Kevin in the Wonder Years.After that I never even attended that college.And what sucks is before I even knew about the stain these staff bitches had seen it and never said a word.
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
459333
OMG this happened to me last year....I teach middle school, we were in a circle having a lesson and I dropped my pencil. As I leaned over to pick it up, without warning, I passed gas VERY loudly.  To say the least, my students have yet to let me live it down.....I can't pick something off the floor without some kid in my class yell "WATCH OUT, MS Friskey is leaning over!!!!"   LOLLOLOL
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I was in a grocery store.  I must have been about 10.  My sister was pushing a cart, and I was in front of the cart.  I kept stopping to make her mad.  She slammed the cart into me really really hard.  I bent over I was laughing so hard, and I let a huge fart.  We were both so embarrassed.  There were about 6 people that saw it all.  Good times.