What should a wife do to help her husband if he's constipated?
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This has helped me and I got the advice from a colon doctor who follows his own advice:\n\nEvery morning eat a bowl of "All Bran" or "Fiber One" cereal, with some fruit or dried fruit (for taste).  (the above cereals have the highest, by far, of fiber content per serving)\n\nAfter a few weeks of doing this, I became "more regular" and did not have to eat it every day.
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This is what I did when I was married to a slob.  Take a gigantic trash bag and put everything in it.  Throw it out in the yard and see how long it take him to realize it's there.  When he asked hey honey where is my ____  just say you got tired of looking at it and threw it away.  Next, when he is asleep in bed at night, get out all your tampons and maxipads and throw them on the floor on his side of the bed.  This one really freaks them out.  Put all his dirty socks and underware inside his pillowcase so he can use them as a pillow.  Hide his real pillow.  Also, to get them to do their own laundry, get something new and really red to wash with his whites.  It turns everything pink and he willget tired of wearing pink unerwear in a hurry.
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rub toilet paper between them three times a day. it will work too. wy ex wifes aas got huge.
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Discuss the problem with your husband, then together you just ask him to leave.\nIf he gives excuses and refuses to leave, pack up everything that's his and put it out front and don't let him back in. I'm sure he'll find someone else to mooch off of.
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You're right, he should not leave her over this issue as it would make a mockery of marriage vows.\n\nI think his wife needs to understand that if she doesn't want to put out anymore, then her husband really does need some relief - he is a guy, after all.  He should be able to w.ank or watch a little porn or whatever to get his rocks off (not cheating of course).\n\nMaybe a trusted church minister could have a quiet word to her on the side about a "man's needs" and explain that it is normal to have a pull or some kind of outlet
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Increase your intake of water and fiber.Fruit has lots of fiber.Also raw vegetables,Oatmeal,nuts,and whole grains.Don't do laxatives.That is only a temporary fix.You also could become addicted to them.Diet is a major factor contributing to Constipation..Medications can play a part as well.Talk to your Doctor if this goes on for a long period of time or if you notice abdominal pain.Exercise can also make you more regular.A lazy body can make for a lazy colon.
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Get yourself into a good Christian church, get saved, start reading the Bible, and ask for guidance from its elders.  The best thing you can do for your husband is pray for him.\nThe book "The Power of the Praying Wife" would help you a great deal.
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He has some serious problems with control. I would think if this is the way I wanted to live. He has no right to tell you that you can't do something. He is your husband not anything else. K
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Best tip?  Don't compete with him. You're a woman. Act like\nit. Don't act like a man. You don't want him to act like a\nwoman, do you? Role reversal will ruin a marriage. Accept\nyour individual strengths and fill in for each others weak-\nnesses. Men don't think like women. Don't try to undermine\nhis manhood. Admire his intellect, courage, and stamina.\nDon't detract from those "macho" traits that make him a man.\nHelp him, if he asks. Your femininity is a gift. Don't use\nit as a tool. Don't play head games. Don't waste time play-\ning "Hint". Tell him what you need and want. You may not get\nit all, but if you're good to him, you can be sure he'll \ntry. And if love fades, consider it a temporary condition.\nTip toe through it. Use your loving tenderness at every\nopportunity, but don't patronize. Men sometimes act like\nboys, let him. He may be inept at something, don't accent it. Let him love you. Let him not love you. If he's working\nhard, don't stop him. If he's not, gently motivate him. Don't take anything for granted. Know him, his moods, his\njoys, and his troubles. Add to his joys, not his troubles.\nDon't ever stir up the bad from the past. Expect the little\nproblems ahead, prepare for them. Don't make life changing\ndecisions based on bad temporary female feelings. Never put\nanyone before him. And remember: men aren't always the\nbrightest crayons in the box. Give him chances to get it\nright. Don't just say it, but reaffirm your love often,\nespecially when things are going wrong. Don't forget what\nyou're fighting for. Remind him, if needed. And if he does\nthis for you too, you should be fine. One more thing, turn\noff the T.V., it is filled with silly notions of what love\nand struggle are all about. And about the sex tips...\njust kidding. Sweet dreams, you two.
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The scorn that 'The Pilot' has just poured out on you in unjustified.  Your husband made marriage vows, you have needs, if he were in your shoes he would probably have done something about the situation long ago.  I think you need to take a complete break from routine, say go to a hotel, order in dinner, and talk to each other.  Remind him of the times he chased you around, tell him how lonely you are, how hurt you feel, how you need more than the nothing you are being given.  With his health problems, I'd be bothering my wife as if every day were my last!\nYou deserve to be loved, more than the love for a piece of furniture, which is all he is showing you.  He loves having you around, wouldn't know what to do without you, etc.  It's very difficult to think of leaving someone you have so much history with, and who is in poor health, but DON'T let guilt keep you unfulfilled.\nTALK!
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1)find some hobbies....do some volunteer work, of online advocacy....then you can see how some people really have it very, very rough and you'll feel better about your own life while at the same time helping others.\n\n2)You can also answer people's questions on Yahoo Answers and then feel like you helped them.\n\n3)Talk to your spouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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make him clean it up.  And don't help him.  is may sound cruel, but it will work.  tell him that he need to poop in the toilet, and just ask him through out the day, "where are we supposed to poop"\ntake away something that he likes.  Like if he likes to watch a certain show, so no show today, b/c you pooped on the carpet.  and don't reinforce him by laughing when he is dropping his pants to poop on the carpet.  Laughing will only make it worse.  Make sure that you are rewarding him when he does poop on the toilet, and when he does anything that deserves being rewarded.  When he pees in the toilet, ask him to sit down and try to poop when he is done.\n\n\nThere may be a more serious problem and you may want to have him seen by your family doctor.
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Take colon cleansers. Food with high fiber in it. Phsyllum husks and things of that nature come in capsules and help as well.
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remembering to sign a new last name.  saying 'we' instead of 'I'.  Relinquishing all control over any and all electrical devices, esspecially the remote's.  Getting used to having to answer to someone else again about where you've been, where you're going, who you'll be with, and when you'll be back, and why.....just like dear old dad!  Having a whole other set of family member's (in laws) to send Thank you notes, Birthday and Christmas cards too!  If you forget, it's always your fault and not your husband's, even though it's his family.  You must get used to washing, drying and folding your husbands underware, careful to overlook and never touch the huge brown skid marks!  (Women never get these, why do men?!)  You must clean yellow stains off the toilet rim and around the base of the toilet, only to put the seat down before going, or you may risk falling into his unflushed mess!?  Be prepared to be treated more like a sister and less like a lover!  No matter how much your husband cooked, cleaned or did laundry before you were married, he suddenly will have no recolection of how to complete any of the above tasks!  Sex becomes WAY less frequent and exciting, for men, more about the destination and less about the journey!  Conversation becomes replaced with a series of 'uh huh" responses while he pretends to pay attention to what your saying, while playing his playstation 2 or X Box.  Once children enter the picture, be prepared to be a slave, never having time for yourself again!  Doesn't it sound wonderful?!  Well it must be, cause everybody's doing it!?  Come on!  Jump off a bridge!!\nI guess it beats living with a bunch of cats!?!?  ...debatable!  LOL!!!
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how do you poop when you're constipated??   Grab a pencil and work it out!!  hehehe...sorry...i couldn't help it
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Sorry I am a woman, but you need to confront you wife with this.  It's disrespectful to you and to your marriage.  Sit her down and tell her you know what her butt is up to.
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ahm...nothing really...but there was this situation about a man who loves his wife that he did everything to keep his wife fit....but to no avail...she was as sloppy as ever..\n\nhe asked for an advice...i think it's really cool for a guy to be concern about his mate, that he'll take an extra step to help her or improve their relationship..