How do you say "ridiculous" in Japenese?
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Bakabakashii （ばかばかしい）\nor \nOkashii （おかしい）\nwould suffice.
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月\nor\ngetsuei, mu-n, hisakata, shichiyou, tsuki
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☆Good morning, politely or with respect is 'Ohayou gozaimasu'. Generally you can say 'Ohayou!'.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+morning&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Good afternoon/good day is 'konnichiwa'. It is also used for 'Hello!' up until evening.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+day&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Good evening is 'konbanwa'.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+evening&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Good night is 'Oyasumi'. Politely or with respect is 'Oyasumi nasai'.\nhttp://www.df.lth.se/cgi-bin/j-e/dosearch?sDict=on&H=PS&L=E&T=good+night&WC=none&FG=w&BG=b&S=26\n☆Hope this helps!(*^o^*) I live in Japan and say these things everyday!♡
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Japanese:   私は逃す。\n\nChinese: 我想念您。\n\nGerman: Ich vermisse Sie.
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YOUR LANGUAGE IS SILLY!
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I for you am japanese toe tell please joke for you.
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how  about dumbass, or "its dubmass dumbass!!"...i cant think...lol...try again...\nany way, ill write more later
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what that's ridiculous
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I add the prefix fu to the next word. "That's fusgusting" for thats f-ing disgusing. F-ing words well. As well as shiznit- for the s word. I also used to use shieste (German for s***). \n\nThe best way is to use another launguages. When I get really pissed- I used "faflucten dun vetter" (f-ing bad weather). I heard that one from my dad when I was a kid and knew it was bad. When I learned the actual translation- I laughed realizing I was complaining about the weather all these years.
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Konnichi wa- hello \nOhayoo- good morning (Ohayoo gozimasu for ultra polite)\nKonabn wa - Good evening\nOgenki Des ka? - How are you?\nGenki Desu - good or fine\nArigatoo - thank you\nOnamae wa? - What is your name? \nWatashi wa (name) desu - I am (name)\nGomen nasi- I am sorry\nkudasai - please\nIi desu - thats ok\nDoomo arigatoo - thank you very much\nDewa mata- see you later\nJa- bye\nSayoonara -farewell\nHai- yes\nIie- no\nDaijoobu (spelling?) - are you ok? \nte -hand\nchotto matte - just a moment\nichi- 1\nni- 2\nsan- 3\nshi - 4\ngo- 5\nroku -6\nshichi, nana - 7\nhachi - 8\nkyuu, ku- 9\njuu- 10\nAo -blue\nAka- red\nKirro- yellow\nmidori- green\nshiro - white\nkuro- black\nchario - brown\nAtsui desu - it's hot\nSamui desu - it's cold\nArimasu ka? - do you have \nmizu- water\ninu- dog\nneko- cat\nanata - you\nano hito - he/she (hito is person)\nkare - he\nkanjo - she\nAnata wa Amerikajin desu ka? - are you american?\nHai, soo desu - yes I am. \nNippon - Japan\nNihongo - japanese\nsensei- teacher\nbaka - idiot\nkuruma- car\nGetsyoobi - Monday\nKayoobi- Tues\nSuiyoobi- Weds\nMokuyoobi- thurs\nkin'yoobi- fri\nDoyoobi - Sat\nnichiyoobi- sun\nniku - meat\nsora- sky\nokii- big\nNanni - what\nnande - why?\noney (spelling?) sister\nogichan - grandfather\nkami- hair also paper\nima- now\nIma sugu watashi ne chocolato kudasi - please give me chocolate now !\nAi- Love \nAishiteru - I love you \nKawaii - Cute \nMosh moshi - telephone greeting, like our hello \nOisoyde - hurry Oisoyde kudasi - please hurry\nOkaasan/Kaasan - Mother \nOtousan/Tousan - Father \nYoush - alright \nI could keep going...but you probably didnt want this much anyway. Hope this helped.
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This is a tough one.  How does your boss pronounce the word?\n\nOften, people change the "t" in "quantify" to a softer "d" sound so it sounds like "kwandifai."\n\nOthers leave it out entirely so it sounds like "kwannifai."\n\nIn both cases, they start with kwan, which sounds to me like "kuwan" an informal form of the verb "kuu" which means to eat.  To eat is usually translated to "taberu" but "kuu" has a baser hungrier meaning.  That sounds giggle-worthy to me.  :-)\n\nThere aren't any words that are close to "nifai", but "fai" by itself is close to "faibu" (the final bu is not always very loud), which means "five."\n\nI remember a similar incident while I was teaching English at a Japanese Junior High and every time I said "Ready, set, GO!"  the class would giggle.  It turned out that the rhythym of the words was very similar to a slogan for a popular moth repellant on TV that went "Tansu ni GON!"  \n\nI didn't think it was funny / similar at the time, but something like that could have been going on their heads.  It could be a way to initiate some conversation with members of the group, if that is still possible.  After all, shared experiences are a good foundation for a lasting relationship.
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If you are looking for funny mistakes, I recommend you check out this website:\nhttp://engrish.com/\nPeople have compiled hilarious pictures of errors found in Japan (a country notorious for its butchering of the English language in slogans and advertisements).  One of the funniest ones I saw was advertising a product "For everyone, everywhore."
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Try repeating this:\n\n"Hee-Hee: Ha-Ha: Ha-Ha: Hee-Hee: <SNORT> Ha-Hee: Hee-Ha\n***Deep Breath*** <Snort> Heeeeeeee-Heeeeeeee:Haaa-Haa\n...TiiipppiiiiTaaaayyyttttiiipppiiiiiitooooooo***Deep Breath***\n <Tears> <More Tears> Hee-Hee Haaaaaa-aaawwwaaaa. Sigh"
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I would use disgusting...\n\nIrreprehensible...\n\nNontolerable...\n\nDistasteful...\n\nDislike...\n\nDisgusting...\n\nDisagreeable...\n\nUniquely unqualifying...\n\nNasty...\n\nNot up to par...\n\n\n\nI wish you well...\n\nJesse
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Dozo...please\nDomo Arigato...thank you very much\nDoitashimashte...your welcome\nKonichiwa...hello or good afternoon\nOhyo...good morning\nSense...teacher\nIchi...1\nNi..2\nSan...3\nShi...4\nGo...5\nRoko...6\nHichi...7\nHachi...8\nKyu...9\nJu...10\nNUMBERS BEYOND 10...\n...JU...\nExmaple: 26\nNI ju ROKU\n\nThat's all I know....
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How does one spell "gullible"?
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爱您装载  or  愛您裝載 \nsimple           traditional