What's the best lubricant for m a s t u r b a t i o n ?
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I just read all the answers and I have the best.  Peanut Butter!!
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What type of grease will you be wearing?
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Lube baby, LUBE!!!! Don't have sex without it.  Prostate-made lubrication is chemical and preservative free--far better than any KY or crap they sell in the store.
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I used to buy a product from Exxon called Varsol.  You can use gasoline also.
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Forget to give choices?\nO.K., I am giving the choices. \nBut it all depends upon the applications where it is required.\nLubricants are an essential part of modern machinery. Everything from computer hard disk drives to the Airbus A380 requires lubrication of its moving parts.\nI mean with respect to rpm of the equipment , size of the equipment , temperature of the equipment and type of the equipment.\n\nTypically lubricants contain 90% base oil (most often petroleum fractions, called mineral oils) and less than 10% additives. Vegetable oils or synthetic liquids such as hydrogenated polyolefins, esters, silicone, fluorocarbons and many others are sometimes used as base oils. Additives deliver reduced friction and wear, increased viscosity, improved viscosity index, resistance to corrosion and oxidation, aging or contamination, etc.\n\nNon-liquid lubricants include grease, powders (dry graphite, PTFE, Molybdenum disulfide, etc.), teflon tape used in plumbing, air cushion and others. Another approach to reducing friction and wear is to use bearings such as ball bearings, roller bearings or air bearings or to use sound, in the case of acoustic lubrication.\n\nLubricants such as 2-cycle oil are also added to some fuels. Sulfur impurities in fuels also provide some lubrication properties, which has to be taken in account when switching to a low-sulfur diesel; biodiesel is a popular diesel fuel additive providing additional lubricity.\n\nIn addition to automotive and industrial applications, lubricants are used for many other purposes, including K-Y Jelly, often used as a personal lubricant, bio-medical applications (e.g. lubricants for artificial joints) and others.\n[edit] Synthetic oils\nPolyalpha-olefin (PAO) \nSynthetic esters \nPolyalkylene glycols (PAG) \nPhosphate esters \nAlkylated naphthalenes (AN) \nSilicate esters \nIonic fluids \nNote: In the USA certain Group III base stocks may be designated as synthetic; typically hydrocracked oils.\n\nSolid lubricants\nGraphite \nMolybdenum disulphide \nTeflon \nBoron nitride \n\nplease visit following for more information:\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant
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Try a lubricant.  The wetness feels like the real thing.  Apart from that nothing else will even come close.
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What you may have is an amide.  The carbonyl group can act as a lubricant while the amine portion increases it's water solubility. Cooling and lubrication when mixed with water.  Good combination!
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Mineral oil or baby oil are best.  Vegetable oil tends to get sticky instead of slick.
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Baby Shampoo because it won't ruin the latex.  Any Adult store will care a mild detergent that you can use also.
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Use Good Engine oil for the Best Speed for your PC. HA HA HA dont mind.
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try ester like-chloramphenicol
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Is the lubricating jelly you have been using grape??
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Try using KY-Jelly when your jerking it as you called it. You can buy it at any pharmacy.
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M.A.N.T.I.S.\n\nCarl Lumbly
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spray\nantiperspirant\nnivea dry
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Systane lubricant eye drops by Alcon Laboratories, Fort Worth, TX. Keeps you comfortable day and night. Trust me.
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WD-40 was made to repel water, not lubricate. Use a decent penetrating oil, like Kroil, instead. Remove all the wood that you can, soak the action in Kroil (or similar) for a day or so and then see if you can work the action. Once you can move the pump back and forth you'll be able to detail strip the action and clean it thoroughly.