What's the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?
446938
Walking around and not knowing my fly is open.
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
765645
I went out to dinner with a guy who got extremely drunk.  He got up and started singing "Some Enchanted Evening" in the middle of the restaurant,  and was so screwed up he fell on top of the table next to us.  I was stupid enough to drive him home (even after that stunt), and he took all his clothes off in the car and threw them out the window.  \n(I swear to G*d I am *not* making this up).  When I got him to his house I (literally) kicked his a*s out of my car and left him on his front lawn naked as a jaybird.  Needless to say that was our first and last date!
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
599098
i went to the gym with a friend and saw a cute guy.\nhe winked at me and i thought "Wow HE winked at ME"\n..."ME!" i mean he was so hot. anyway i got on the tred, and one more thing my pants were a little big, and started running kind of slow then the cute guy gets on the tred next to me and smiles at me. so then i was going to impress him so i started to go faster all of the sudden i noticed that i was running on level 10 and was running really fast! Suddenly i trip on my pants fall off the tred and now my pants are hanging off my butt with my underwear!!!  the whole gym was starring at me. my friend helped me up and belive me i never went back to that place again\n\nHOW Embarrassing!!
512434
Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!
97199
While in high school I was changing clothes in a bathroom stall. Not having a good place to put my pants as I changed out of my bathing suit, I placed them on the tank of the toilet bowl. Yup....they fell in, soaking wet. Having no other choice I had to walk out of there (it was the middle of winter) wearing my winter jacket, snow boots and a bright pink towel draped around my middle. To top it off, I had to stay this way until my Mom came to pick me up, while everyone just looked and laughed. Quite embarassing! Funny now, but back then I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
288490
cause it's embarrassing!!!
1168877
mine was probably the most disgusting experience of my life... he put his tongue down my throat and it was at a school and it was awkward and horrible. he was my boyfriend at the time and he kept trying to kiss me all day and i would find ways to get out of it. \nits funny now, looking back, but at the time i was fairly upset.
237842
Accidently burned down my garage once. That was pretty Embarrasing.
285039
Just keep living...I'm sure you experience real embarassment within the next few years. Trust me.  :)
869832
one of my embarrassing moments was just uhhh well i decided to drink a little bit with one of my friends and there were about 10 dudes over there and i was tying to hit on one of the dudes then my mom called so i went outside to use my phone then i had to pee really bad but the house we were at was a one room and it just had a toliet were the room was no privicy what so ever, so i told my friend we had to go somewhere to eat because i was hungry, so we went to sonic and as soon as we went in i pissed all over myself in front of every one i felt so stupid, but it was so funny.
677473
I was in the 5th grade and the teacher asked me to take care of a section of students in the class and ask them questions she chose while they wrote them down. I had to pee REALLY bad but was enjoying my assignment too much soooo....I ended up peeing IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! I was so embarrased that when I was going to the main office I bumped into a student I knew and said to myself outloud "Stupid Richard spilled water all over me"! It was so embarrasing! It's been 20 years and I still can't forget!
737429
OH god!Its too embarrassing for words,but heck!No one knows my real name here!\nI was the only girl playing with a few guys in school.I slipped on the grass and another guy slipped and another guy slipped and unfortunately,both of these guys landed on me!ouch !the pain and the embarrassment!Everybody started staring and stuff!It was really embarrassing!
1032802
Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
455161
sad, but i do\n\nThe grossest thing that it has ever happened to me was about 13 years ago I was an airport and i needed a quarter to make a telephone call at the payphone I picked my nose and had nowhere else to place the Booger, someone approached me and i asked them for a quarter at the same moment and as I was exchanging to get the quarter I gave them the Booger on accident!\n\nGross, but true!
764839
Yeah! One time, I felt something squishy in my trousers and thought it was crap.............turns out I had given birth!