need help its stupid blonde again?
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what you need to do is this:\nlogin as administrator\nchange the settings like on the last question you asked.\n\nif this is a home computer or dont know what the admin password is then i would give up, or install your version of windows over the top, just becure to save everything..
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why does the blonde climb to the glass wall??\nto see whats in the other side....\nhow do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye???\nshine a flashlight in her ear..\nQ. Why is it harder to make a blonde snowman, compared to a brunette snowman? \nA. You have to hollow out the head! \n\nQ: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? \nA: "Are you sure it's mine?" \n\nQ: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb? \nA: You can unscrew a lightbulb. \nQ: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? \nA: They're both empty from the neck up. \n\nQ. How do you know that a blonde has sent you a fax? \nA. There's a stamp in the corner of the fax! \n\nQ. Why won't pharmacists hire blondes as secrataries? \nA. They keep on breaking those bottles in the typewriter! \n\nQ. How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? \nA. Tell her a joke on Tuesday! \n\nQ. What did a blonde get on her SAT test? \nA. Nail Polish \n\nQ. What do you call a blonde who lives in Alaska? \nA. A Frosted Flake. \nTwo dumb blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first dumb blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them. \n\nTwo dumb blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."\nhope you laugh a lot....plz give me those 10 points....i need them
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call 911\nnot cuz of the fire but cuz you're a dumb*ss
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i have HAD ENOUGH! the stupidity must STOP!\n\nyou need to have yourself spayed/neutered and remove yourself from the gene pool...i do believe you have pooped in it and IT STINKS!!\n\nthank you for playing, try again tomorrow!!
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That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
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No offence....but you are the first stupid blonde I have met. The need to ask a question such as that shows lack of intellectual intelligence.\n\nI'm a red head, so am I gonna ask who was the first red head and what did she say or do to make people think red heads have more fun?\n\nIf I did that.....people would probably assume I was blonde!
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Just keep reporting her till she gets suspended !!
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OH YEAH?!\n\n\nBlonde Jokes:\n\nThe Top 10 Dumb Blonde Inventions (11-18, I made Up and Found On Internet):\n\n1) Waterproof Towel\n2) Solar-Powered Flashlight\n3) Submarine Screen Door\n4) A Book On How To Read\n5) Inflatable Dart Board\n6) Dictionary Index\n7) Helicopter Ejector Seat\n8) Powdered Water\n9) Designer Camouflage\n10) Waterproof Tea Bag\n11) Wireless Dog Leash\n12) Silent Car Alarm\n13) Glass Hammer\n14) Brick Window\n15) See-Through Swimsuit\n16) Pet Rock\n17) Wooden Soap\n18) Pedal-Powered Wheel Chair\n\nMore Jokes:\n\nQ: How do blonde brain cells die ? \nA: Alone. \n\n\nQ: How do you change a blonde's mind? \nA: Blow in her ear. \n\nQ: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? \nA: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! \n\nQ: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? \nA: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. \n\nQ: How did the blonde die ice fishing? \nA: She was run over by the zamboni machine. \n\nQ: How do you get a blonde to marry you? \nA: Tell her she's pregnant. \n\nQ: How does a blond spell farm? \nA: E-I-E-I-O \n\nQ: How does a blond kill a fish? \nA: She drowns it. \n\nQ: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? \nA: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. \n\nQ: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? \nA: Run....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde golfer with an iq of 125? \nA: a foursome. \n\nQ: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? \nA: An air bag. \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? \nA: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. \n\nQ: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? \nA: Trying to hold on to a thought. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? \nA: Because it said 'concentrate'. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? \nA: She wanted to go on a round trip. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? \nA: She thought it was diet coke. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? \nA: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? \nA: The noise gave her a headache. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? \nA: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? \nA: She heard that the drinks were on the house. \n\nQ: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? \nA: They don't know the route. \n\nQ: Why do blondes work seven days a week? \nA: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. \n\nQ: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? \nA: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. \n\nQ: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? \nA: Elvis has been sighted. \n\nQ: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? \nA: Some traffic signs say stop. \n\nQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? \nA: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. \n\nQ: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? \nA: She turned it over and used the other side. \n\nQ: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? \nA: Thanks for the refill. \n\nQ: How does a blonde commit suicide? \nA: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. \n\nQ: How do you plant dope? \nA: Bury a blonde. \n\nQ: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? \nA: Wave to her. \n\nQ: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? \nA: With a tire gauge! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? \nA: Shine a flashlight in their ear. \n\nQ: How do you kill a blonde? \nA: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do blondes pierce their ears? \nA: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do you drown a blond? \nA: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bott
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I cant help you honey!
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Get rid of her and get a new chick that it fits in. Im game. *wink wink*.
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Q: How do blonde brain cells die ? \nA: Alone. \n\nQ: How do you change a blonde's mind? \nA: Blow in her ear. \n\nQ: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? \nA: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! \n\nQ: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? \nA: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. \n\nQ: How did the blonde die ice fishing? \nA: She was run over by the zamboni machine. \n\nQ: How do you get a blonde to marry you? \nA: Tell her she's pregnant. \n\nQ: How does a blond spell farm? \nA: E-I-E-I-O \n\nQ: How does a blond kill a fish? \nA: She drowns it. \n\nQ: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? \nA: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. \n\nQ: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? \nA: Run....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. \n\nQ: What do you call a blonde golfer with an iq of 125? \nA: a foursome. \n\nQ: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? \nA: An air bag. \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? \nA: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. \n\nQ: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? \nA: Trying to hold on to a thought. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? \nA: Because it said 'concentrate'. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? \nA: She wanted to go on a round trip. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? \nA: She thought it was diet coke. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? \nA: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? \nA: The noise gave her a headache. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? \nA: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. \n\nQ: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? \nA: She heard that the drinks were on the house. \n\nQ: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? \nA: They don't know the route. \n\nQ: Why do blondes work seven days a week? \nA: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. \n\nQ: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and a dead skunk in the road? \nA: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. \n\nQ: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? \nA: Elvis has been sighted. \n\nQ: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? \nA: Some traffic signs say stop. \n\nQ: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? \nA: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. \n\nQ: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? \nA: She turned it over and used the other side. \n\nQ: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? \nA: Thanks for the refill. \n\nQ: How does a blonde commit suicide? \nA: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. \n\nQ: How do you plant dope? \nA: Bury a blonde. \n\nQ: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? \nA: Wave to her. \n\nQ: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? \nA: With a tire gauge! \n\nQ: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? \nA: Shine a flashlight in their ear. \n\nQ: How do you kill a blonde? \nA: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do blondes pierce their ears? \nA: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. \n\nQ: How do you drown a blond? \nA: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. \n\nQ: How does a blonde high-5? \nA: She smacks herself in the forehead. \n\nQ: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? \nA: Flattered. \n\nQ: What is every blonde's ambition in life? \nA: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. \n\nQ: What can save a dying blonde? \nA: Hair transplants. \n\nQ: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? \nA: Third Grade. \n\nQ: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? \nA: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans
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they called your ma stupid ???? the nerve !!!!!!
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It`s called a stalker.Tell her wat your telling me.IDIOT!!!!!!
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wow, she has lost her marbles. and she must have a screw or too loose in her head! her name must be merv the pervert! haha! i suggest u tell the bitch to back the hell off! what the hell does she think she is doing! she must wanna go to jail soo badly. try  restraint order ok? ohh ohh place a hidden camera outside where she wont see it!! that way u can catch her actions on videotape and show it to the police!! yea!! try that!!
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I am blonde and no one has ever said or implied that I am stupid. I think the media has protraid blondes a air heads. On that Seventie's Show it is a guy who is the air head. It is all just a myth. Brunette's can be air heads too..lol.
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Blonde Jokes\n\nHow do you kill a blonde?.....\nScratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.\n\nHow did the blond explain how her helicopter crashed?\nShe said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.\n\nHow can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?\nThe green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.\n\nWhat's the advantage of being married to a blond?\nYou can park in handicapped zones.\n\nWhat happened to the blonde tap dancer?\nShe slipped off and fell down the drain.\n\nHow can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?\nIt is the one with the kickstand.\n\nWhere do you look for blonds' obituaries?\nUnder "Home Improvements."\n\nDid you hear about the blond who thought she discovered that\nshe had a twin brother?\nShe didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.\n\nDid you hear about the blond who never learned to water ski?\nShe couldn't find a lake with a slope.\n\nWhy couldn't the blond bob for apples?\nHer sister was using the toilet.\n\nA blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal her\nwindow seat?\nTell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.\n\nHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?\nTell her a joke on Wednesday.\n\nWhy did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?\nThe noise gave her a headache.\n\nWhy don't blonds have elevator jobs?\nThey don't know the route.\n\nDid you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?\nIt took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.\n\nDid you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000\nleagues under the sea?\nShe said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there\nwere so many teams.\n\nWhy did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?\nShe wanted to see what she looked like asleep.\n\nWhat does a postcard from a blonde’s vacation say?\nHaving a wonderful time. Where am I?\n\nWhy do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?\nToes go in first.\n\nWhy did the blond scale the chain-link fence?\nTo see what was on the other side.\n\nWhy did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?\nSo he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.\n\nWhy did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw\npuzzle in only six months?\nBecause on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."\n\nDid you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?\nShe missed.\n\nA young blonde, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.\n"I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free.\nLater the shopkeeper drove home. He spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, \nshotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement\nas she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.\n"Darn!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"\n\nA blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?"\n\nThere is a blonde who goes into a store and says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" The guy said, "No, I don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colors her hair red and goes back to the store. She says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says, "I don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home, colors her hair pitch black and goes back. She says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" He says, "Only a blonde would think a micro
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Let me answer that when I'm a blonde again.