Last night BF and I were fooling around but were completely derailed by this episode of Fullmetal Alchemist?
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It was for april fools day. Last year they drew mustaches on all the characters in Witch Hunter Robin. They should show it again next time the show is scheduled to air.
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Oh... didn't mean too... you and this other guy were just running around naked, and you tripped, and so did he... repeatedly... hmmm. Tell him, take whatever that means and deal with the fact that you screwed up.
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Boys! Boys! ***Grabbing Task and Trash*** break it up! You know The Gods and Goddesses are watching! Don't make me get my cauldron, and mix up a love spell for you two! Remember what happened the last time???
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My Boyfriend's Back? Maybe. Was it a comedy?
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i laughed.\n\nbut i must ad while i have this opportunity...the hair dude? what is up with the hair?  a cheezy combover? its so repulsive, please for the love of God loose the hair. I know for a fact your wife hates it!
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Good luck w/that!!!\nI love that show but i know i would just get all flustered if i went on! ;)
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LOL MY NEW BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY APARTMENT ,HE STAYED THE NIGHT WITH ME HE LEFT ME SLEEPING SO HE THOUGHT LOL TO GO OUT ON THE POURCH HE FARTED IT WAS SO LOUD!!,BUT I NEW HE WAS TRYING TO BE QUIT ABOUT IT ILMAO WHEN HE CAME BACK IN, I COUDNT STOP LAUGHING! HE WAS SO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT,I JUST ASURED HIM BETTER HE DID IT OUT SIDE THEN IN MY BED LOL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER NOW FOR 4 YEARS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SON. NOW I CANT TURN HIS ASS OFF!!!!!!!!! ILMAO TC : ]
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Smart girl, you have handled that poking incident very well. It was a harmless prank that some boys play to amuse themselves as well as others.\n\nHe is sort of feeling sore being ditched by others. And who doesn’t? I think he still has a liking for you; didn’t he betray himself by blushing (turn red as you put it)?\n\nPlus the fact that you now have a new boyfriend, it is indeed complicated for him. I sure hope that your friends don’t tease him too much, have mercy. Haha.
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OK this was embarrassing! My bf had just taken me out for a great lobster dinner. On the way home I decided to start the next part of our evening. Lets just say by the time we ended up at our apartment I was naked in the truck. It wasn't dark out yet because it was summer and there was a group of five guys standing in the parking lot. Well my bf gets out of the truck like 'c'mon, let's get inside' and to tease him I shut and locked the car door. I didn't know that set the alarm. So I am teasing him through the window and I opened the door. Horn beeping, lights flashing, siren blasting, me naked and five strange guys laughing there butts off at me!
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what happened??  I missed it
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My buddy, "Ken" got into a motorcycle wreck and became a quadriplegic. He would lay around in bed all day until he concentrated enough to levitate himself and float around the room. Soon he was taking a trip down the street, going into markets and passing right through strangers he used to bump into.\n\nWell, his girlfriend still had to take care of him, feed and wash and change his bedding. I felt so sorry for her and she was at the age when a woman has needs. At night I would visit her in the parlor and I am sure Ken could hear her giggling. In the morning we wheeled Ken into the breakfast nook for juice and toast. He told us about the levitation he had learned and also he was very distraught with the events concerning his girlfriend and I. He went on to tell us of his plan to levitate himself upon the next time of our engagements and that he would satisfy his jealousy one way or another.\n\nWe only played along and tried not to aggravate him any more than he was but, that evening me and the girl went into her bedroom to consume ourselves with passion. Ken, as he promised, levitated himself and went into the den to retrieved a heavy instrument intending to bludgeon me with it. What happened next has caused me perpetual legal jeopardy, for on the way back from the den, Ken mistakenly went into his own room and beat the living hell out of who he thought was me!
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My boyfriend and I were getting ready to have sex. I turned off the light and went to the bathroom to put in my diaphragm. When I got back to the room, I could hear him moaning "oh baby, you feel so good". It couldn't have been me because I was still standing by the door. I turned on the light.\n\nHe was having sexual relations with my dog! When he saw what he was screwing, he jumped up and apologized.\n\nHe was no longer my boyfriend after that.
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Hm...That would have to be the time me and my friends where at the beach doing a spell for love, not for all of us, it was for Naomi, she had just been dumped and hadn't dated anyone for well over a year and a half, she wrote down all the characteristics she wanted in a man on a slip of paper and burned it in our little cauldron. And when we where done we heard clapping and when we looked there was this really hot guy dressed completely in white, (except for his feet, he was barefoot lol) leaning against one of the rocks -characteristic #1, really hot- and my friend went "Excuse me, it's not polite to spy on people, especially not during such a scared moment" then he laughed -characteristic #2, has a sexy laugh- and apologized -characteristic #3, polite- and said he just felt really drawn to the spot, like something was calling him -characteristc #4, believes in the paranormal- and then he walked over to Naomi and asked "So are you the one who was calling me?" and she made a really heavy breathing sound and dumbly said "uh...yeah!" and she took his hand and they just walked along the beach talking, we couldn't hear them but we could see them because we where sitting on a big rock, and then after a while they faced eachother and engaged in a hot, steamy, pationate kiss that ripped through her, -characteristic #5, really good kisser- that was 2 years ago and they're still dating. I know it sounds like something out of some romance novel but I swear to you it's true, I didn't make it up, if I did, it would of happened to me and not that slut Naomi lol.
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he made fun of you during sex? what an asshole. how would he feel if he took off his pants and you laughed at him? \nyou need to tell your boyfriend how his stupid comment offended you and made you selfconcious. and if you try again (which you should even if it's not with him) take your time. it can take a while to learn the right rhythm but you'll get it. practice makes perfect.
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I thought Dave got scre*ed big time by Charla and I thought for sure there would be another season. There was a knock off the next season but I only caught like 1 or 2 episodes. It sucked.
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If this honestly happened, I'd suggest you 'take the hint' & stop exposing yourself to these types of shows.\nRemember the Scripture that says, "Whatever is true...honest....just...pure...lovely...think on these things?"\nWell, apparently what you watched didn't fit this guideline as you had this encounter.\nI'd repent; make a conscious decision to not bring engodly tv shows into your home, & take authority over whatever entered.
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That's mad! I managed not to think of anything funny and the best I did was to fall off of my chair and pretend to knock myself out on something at half midnight when I was still up. I was gonna jump up after a while and yell April fool, but I ended up laughing as the rest came over to see what happened, so it all went pathetically wrong. well done. Very classy.