Did you ever make a big f@rt in the bathtub?
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Of course. Bathtub farts are great, but man do they stink. I especially love it when it rolls up my back. ;)
1070984
Yes!\n\nWhen I take a bath..I'm forever refilling the hot water. I have the bubbles of course and some of my favourite music playing. I then lay back and close my eyes.  Baths are so relaxing and enjoyable, I'm always in the tub for the longest time. :D
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My boyfriend and I were getting ready to have sex. I turned off the light and went to the bathroom to put in my diaphragm. When I got back to the room, I could hear him moaning "oh baby, you feel so good". It couldn't have been me because I was still standing by the door. I turned on the light.\n\nHe was having sexual relations with my dog! When he saw what he was screwing, he jumped up and apologized.\n\nHe was no longer my boyfriend after that.
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is there a limit on how many letters you can use-cos ive caused loads of accidents through not payin attention as ive been to wrapped up in Yahoo Answers!\nI flooded the bathroom about a week ago-i started to run the kids bath and come back downstairs just to finish answering the question i was doing and got a bit carried away! Next thing i know, one of the kids come in to say water was by the lights in the front room!!! Could have blown the bloody house up! All because of answering questions!! Ive now got a nice crack across the newly decorated ceiling in my living room, which im waiting for the council to come out and fix...guess i'll be waiting 4 ages but cant tell them how it happened can i!!\nApart from that major cockup...ive burnt a fair few dinners too!!
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NO, only in Mysterious WAVES!\n\n\nP.S. In a span of a few days we became inundated DOWN HERE with hoards of hard-praying guests showering from all over; I even had an audience with the BOSS just to appeal to his GOODNESS sense, but I guess I pissed him off cause he sent me right back down here again. Enjoyed the free milk and honey, and the harp concert while I was up there though. :-)\n\nP.S.S. I personally lost a dear friend in that mess - No Kidding.
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Yes!\n\nI was concluding my speech. \n\nAt that moment It was as though the Hoover dam broke. A surge of fluid burst out of both pants cuffs, spilling over my shoes and forming a growing puddle on the floor beneath me.\n\nI froze on stage, staring first at the puddle of urine which began to drip over the edge, and then back out at the audience, mouth agape.  I started shaking.  A frown and then soon a scowl came over my face.  I lowered my head and waddled away.\n\nEveryone was laughing at me! I ran to the person who had asked me to give a speech and wacked them over the head with the pages of that speech.  I said " This is all your fault!"\n\nThen I ran out to my car and sat dejected, banging my head on the steering wheel until some people came out to talk to me. I was momentarily insensible, whining "I want my mommy!" until someone threw a drink on me.\n\nIt was not a good day.
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No.  Would you throw out the baby with the bath water?
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I actually went into the bathroom to try this one out. Unfortunately my dwarf brother was taking a bath in the sink. I think today he must be "Grumpy" cos when I pulled the plug out to see where the water he went, he punched me in the eye with his tiny fist. As a result i am temporarily blinded and wont be able to answer your question cos I'm off to casualty to get some eye juice replacements.\n\nMy bro says hi..little bastard!
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Funny you should ask...\nI just did correct my step son who is 10 years old at Chrstmas when he splattered water all over my meds and hair dryer in the bathroom and I had to dry everything off...\nI then told my daughter and her husband I was sorry I got mad but I had to do all the work to clean up everything...\nI have also told kids in public not to touch things that they were close to breaking...
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Ya i got caught wit a vacuum tube on my dong.it sucked!!
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I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
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i never did....everytime i do it i nearly drown..
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That's nasty. Lean over and throw up into your bath tub...
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my first experiance of the 69 position went like this....\nat the outset my gf climbed on top of me 69 style and accidentally farted in my face, so i threw her of and said sod this i'm not going through another 68 of them.
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No my husband likes bubble baths. Would he ever admit it to anyone other than me? Nope! But he loves soaking in the bathtub. He's so cute!
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hahhh haaaahhhhhh chhhheeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! \n\nIm sorry, did you get wet?
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Yes, I have.\n\nI was driving home one night and about 1/4 mile from home I got this incredible urge to poop.  It got more urgent by the second.  I was coming upon a major intersection in downtown Brooklyn, where I make a left turn to go the last three blocks home.  If I missed the light, I knew it was like a three minute wait for the next green, so I accelerated.  Just as I was coming to the intersection, it turned red...but I ran it...I was terrified I'd be stopped by a cop and have to wait yet another ten minutes while he wrote a ticket. Luckily, there was no cop.\n\nI drove the last three blocks, and there was a spot right in front of my house.  I parked and ran inside.\n\nThere were about stairway about 25 long to get to my apartment on the second floor, and I was debating how to go up it.  By this time, I was clenching my butt cheeks as tight as possible to keep everything inside, and was worried that going up the stairs would somehow loosen my grip.  Should I run up as fast as I could, or go up slowly, concentrating on keeping my cheeks clenched.\n\nI decided to run.\n\nAs I was running up the stairs, the flow started.  It was the wrong choice; I should have gone up one step at time, slowly, while still holding it back tight.  By the time I reached the top, I was soaked with runny poop. I ran upstairs to the shower and removed all my clothes and took a long hot shower, making sure to get rid of any little pooplets that might be hanging on.  I put my dirty clothes in a garbage bag and three them out.\n\nThat was 15 years ago and I remember it like it was yesterday!