please tell me wat u think of this joke yo mommas breath is so bad she made altods go on strike?
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its arrite\n\n\ni like yo mamas so ugly the doc looked at her ass n then her face n said HEY SIAMESE TWINS
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your momma so stupid when she was screaming in an envelope i asked wat r u doing she said i was trying to send a voice mail\n\nyour momma so stupid when she was walking she saw a bus of white people and started yelling Catch that twinkie, and when she got to the bus she said wheres the cream filling\n\nyour momma so fat that when she met godzilla, godzilla said hello big pappa and mama
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street... asked her what she was doin?\nand she replied: "moving!!!"
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Yo mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.\n\nYo mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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I would put yo mama to shame...But I fear you'd report me...BTW I like your pic
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the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
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your mama is so ugly that when she went to an ugly competition the juges told her, sorry, no professionals\n\nyour mama is so stupid that when something threw a cup at her she said she got mugged.\n\nyour mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter!\n\nyour mamas so ugly that when her mama gave birth, she tried to send a return slip.\n\nyour mamas so fat that when she finally turns all the way around, she gets a welcome back party\n\nyour mamas so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. \n\nyour mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car. (old but still great!)\n\ni could go on and on but my hands ache. check some more out at aha.com
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SUCKY JOKE:\n\nAn airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the \nFirst Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and \nit's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty \nminutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese." The First \nOfficer replies: "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?" "Your people bombed \nPearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." "Nooooo, noooo, Chinese \nnot bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese." "Chinese, Japanese, \nVietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all alike." Another thirty \nminutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: "No like \nJew." "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" "Jews sink Titanic." "The \nJews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." "Iceberg, Goldberg, \nRosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."\n----------------------------------------------------\nCOOL JOKES: (A SERIES OF LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES)\n\nAt this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." \n\nAt the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. \n\nHe describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."\n\nLittle April was not the best student in Sunday school. \nUsually she slept through the class. \n\nOne day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" \n\nWhen April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. \n\nA while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. \n\nThen the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"\n=============\nOne day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions. \n\nSo the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red" \n\nLittle Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato". \n\n"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher. \n\nSo Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it" \n\n"Go to the principals office" says the teacher. \n\n"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"\n==============\nA Sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"\n\nWithout missing a beat Little Johnny answered, "Thou shall not kill."\n===============\nLittle Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.\n     "Why?" asks the father.\n     "The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6.\n     "But that's right!"\n     "Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'\n     "What's the fucking difference?&quo
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AM I FUNNY ENOUGH? HOPE SO...\n\n1\n\nFresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.\n\nInstead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."\n\nWilling to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.\n\n"How long will this take?" she asks.\n\n"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.\n\nThe wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"\n\n"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"\n\nHe lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..\n\n\n2\n\nMan driving down road.\nWoman driving up same road\nThey pass each other\nWoman yells out her window, "PIG!"\nMan yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"\nMan rounds next curve\nCrashes into a huge pig in middle of road.\n\nThought For The Day : If only men would listen. \n\n\n3\n\nThe mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's \nhouse. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her \ndaughter-in-law standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" she asked.\n\n"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the \ndaughter-in-law \nanswered.\n\n"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.\n\n"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.\n\n"Love dress? But you're naked!"\n\n"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it \nmakes me \nhappy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home \nfrom \nwork any minute."\n\nThe mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the \nway \nhome she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed, \nshowered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally \nher \nhusband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.\n\n"What are you doing?" he asked.\n\n"This is my love dress" she replied.\n\n"Needs ironing." he said.\n\nHEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
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YOUR MAMA IS SO POOR, SHE CAN'T PAY ATTENTION.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE FARTS SPAM.\n\nYOUR MAMA IS SO FAT,SHE PEE'S CANOLA OIL.
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Yo momma is so stupid, the bitch went to the movies and saw under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 of her friends.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.\n\nYo momma is so fat, her blood type is Rocky Road.\n\nYo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her and I ran out of gas.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, the bitch bought a glass door with a peep hole.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, they had to tie pork chops around her neck when she was little so that way the dog could play with her.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that she doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters.\n\nYo momma is so fat that when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.\n\nYo momma is so ugly, that when she walks into a room, mice jump on chairs.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, that she got fired from a blowjob.\n\nYo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a urine test.\n\nYo momma is so fat, that when I have sex with her, I have to slap her on the knee and ride the wave in.\n\nYo momm is so nasty, she was fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinkin on the job.\n\nHope these are what you are looking for.  Good Luck.
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Hey!!!!NICE!!!\nI really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!\nI give it a 10/10 cuz it deserves it.\nI hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!
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1.Yo mama so STUPID when your dad said it was chilli outside, she ran outside with a bowl and spoon!\n\n2. Yo mama so ugly that when she joined an ugly competion, they said, sorry, no professionals!
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!\n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. \nYo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. \nYo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. \nYo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass. \nYo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! \nYo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet. \nYo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. \nYo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change. \nYo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. \nYo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips. \nYo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower. \nYo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. \nYo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real. \nYo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" \nYo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!" \nYo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time. \nYo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!" \nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide. \nYo mama's so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher. \nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop. \nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. \nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry. \nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass. \nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings. \nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most" \nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway. \nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings! \nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide. \nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave. \nYo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop. \nYo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony. \nYo mama's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony. \nYo mama's got a wait problem, she can't wait to eat. \nYo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders! \nYo mama only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings. \nYo mama's got Play-Doh teeth. \nYo mama's got sideburns on her chest. \nYo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns. \nYo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. \nYo mama's got an afro with a turn signal. \nYo mama's got 3 tongues and talks like this, like this, like this. \nYo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a clutch. \nYo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. \nYo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns. \nYo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the dry cleaner, they said we don’t do curtains. \n\nYo momma so fat when she went to the beach, Greenpeace said go back in the water.\n\nYo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.\n\nYo momma so old she still owes Jesus $2.\n\nYo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.\n\nYo momma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to a strip joint they paid her to keep her clothes on.\n\nYo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around. \n\nYo Mamma So Fat...\n- Yo Mamma is so fat she could have played the gorilla in King Kong\n- Yo Mamma is so fat when she trips rainbows Skittles fall out\n\nYo Mamma So Dumb...\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought X-Men was a porno movie because of the X\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb she thought DSL stood for D*** Sucking Lips\n- Yo Mamma is so dumb when she went to the bank she asked for daylight savings in her bank account\n\n- Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow she beated the sun in a "Whose more yellow?" contest.\n\nYo Mammas So fat that when she goes to hungry Jacks she eats Jack\n\nYo Mommas so fat that when she got hit by a train she says ''Who threw that stone''\n\nYo Mommas so fat her family theme song is ''We are family,,,Hungry Jacks McDonalds and me,,, We are Family C'Mon every body lets sing'' \n\n \n Your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean she sucks all the water from her body.  \n \nYour mama is so fat that when Jesus was born and god said let the light shine, your mama was blocking the whole light \n\nYo mamma is so ugly that when she saw a cop he told her to get out of here and she asked why, and he said it's illegal to have an ugly face in America. \n\nYour mamma is so fat, before god said there be light, he had to tell her to move out of the way… \n\nYo Momma so fat she has to use I-95 as a Slip-N-Slide\n\nYo Momma so old that when I told her to act her age she died \n\nYo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!\n\nYo mama sooo stupid, she thought the rap group NWA was a new sports organization.\n\nYo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.\n\nYo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.\n\nYo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.\n\nYo mama's like a pirate, there she blows\n\nYo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH \nMY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
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Yo mamas so fat when she was born she fed her mom breast milk\n\nYo mamas so stupid she pays for free samples\n\nYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mamas so fat she when she bends down, she rolls miles and makes people pancakes