Did anyone find the cake I threw out of a piper last weekend.I tossed it out over H.P.,,N.C.?
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Was that you, you son of a b*tch.  \n\nI was sneaking over to my best friends house to get some off his wife while he was at work.  \n\nShe was rather bold when she invited me over in a whisper right in front of him and their young son to party.  I thought to myself - sh*t yeah,  all my smooth well rehearshed lines combined with those years in the gym had finally paid off.\n\nI had fantasized for years about exactly what I would do  with her and was prepared to take full advantage of the situation.  \n\nI dressed in my very best clothes that I had just picked up from the tailor and started over to her place.  \n\nAs I am crawling through some bushes (her and her husband live right behind me) rather stealthily, I hear this whirling noise so I look up.  All of a sudden, literally out of the blue,  f*cking splat!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nA godd*m cake came crashing down all over me, my clothes, my flowers, and my 20 pack of condoms.  Everything was covered.  \n\nTo make it worse,  birds started swarming down on me like locust and apparently your f*cking cake gave them a case of the sh*its.  \n\nBy the time they had pecked all of the frosting off me, I was covered with whelps and looked like one of the gargoyles on Notre Dame cathedral, completely covered with runny bird sh*t.\n\nHaving just taken half a bottle of Viagra before I began this f*cking nightmare, nothing was going to stop me from relieving my now raging erection.  I persevered only to find out the b*tch was serious when she said come over and lets party.  \n\nIt was her 5 year olds birthday.\n\nA pretty lousy day all around - thanks for nothing you f*cker.
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www.rippedfruitcakes.com
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I was invited to my best friends brothday party. We went ice skating. I was out of control. And when my friends mother was coming out with my friend's cake, I pushed my friend's mother and the cake flew in the air! And guess what? i looked up into the sky and it fell on my face! I was sooooo ambressed.
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there was a huge lawsuit and they had to stop filming due to impending lawsuit stuff, i also wonder whatever happened to the actual restaurant, i am unsure if it stayed open, but i doubt it.\n\nso i asked my friend and it DID close down due to the lawsuit. it was with that jeffery guy who co-owned it with him.
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try go to MSN encarta to look for it. I've seen them before.
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Seeing as i woke up this morning stick in refrigerator. I honestly dont think i am person you should be asking. Good Luck. Oh well at least I have food. Now wheres that cheese???
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I got reported for asking 'who else is from SC' said it was solicitation. I just asked a question. Also I told in an answer for someone who wanted a recipe for dog to 'go away'. not sure what they said was wrong with that.
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hey hunny - thanks for the coffee - i chose not to have cake due to being determined to get back on weightwatchers programme today - been really struggling with it the last few weeks - i gave up smoking about 4 years ago and really notice the benefits - i was feeling very similar to you at the time that i gave up - i set myself a date (6th of january fyi as it's 12 night so the christmas period was officially over) - i went to see my gp and got advice and a prescription for nicotine patches and i went for it - good luck and stay safe ~x~
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i agree with the formet two: maybe it expired, if it went through seven days posted. or also, it miught have been someone who reported it, probably someone who does not like sushi.
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the rest of the cake you made?
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Six weeeks?  Lord that's a long time to hide.  Would you believe I lost mine?  I found them later, but that is the last thing in the world I could ever imagine loosing.  My husband thought it was hilarious, I didn't find it too funny, until it was all over with.  So, I just took the bull by the horns and went to town without them.  Funny sight!!!
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If it wasn't the one about pie.  It's probably on it's way to the deleted file of YA, and a violation notice on it's way to your email. Try rewording it.
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gotta be there someplace,, if no luck finding it call your johndeere dealer and ask
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Me N Whiskeybee (my friend's identity being altered for his protection) stole some things from SPENCER'S gifts a long, long time ago. This would have been around 1989. \n\nI regret doing it, now. I haven't stolen anything else since then, and I wish I had never done it in the first place.\n\nI was looking at some key chains and buttons- mostly "Megamess" buttons and other bric-a-brac- and I told him that I wanted them. He quickly grabbed them and hid them in his wallet. LOL. He was very stealthy, and seemed astute in the art of subterfuge.\n\nWell, like I said, I wish I hadn't done it. Bad things- very bad things- happened to me afterward...although, technically speaking, I wasn't caught at the time.\n\nI have considered going back to the store and handing them an envelope with $20, and a note with an explanation- but I am afraid that I may be prosecuted for larceny. I guess the statute of limitations has expired already, but I haven't decided yet what course of action to undertake.\n\nThe show "My name is Earl" also inspires me to rise above my trailer-trash rooted past, and make amends for all the mean crap I have done over the years. : )
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I found it right below!\n\n[A NEW ONE]
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I used to live there at one time in my life.I remember Stelders grocery store, and Thompsons, Frosty's drive-in,Swem funeral home, Ross standerd service station. That was a long time ago, dont know if those places are still there, I think the funeral home is still there. My grandma also lived ther for many years on Moccasin st,There was a park called Kathryn Park.I lived on 4th st,out toward the end of it, kind of in the country, Happy memories there.
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Pity the Polo mint was elsewhere !!! It's have saved the soft mint!!! Cos it would have been ment-hole!!!