who got the best yo moma so ugly joke?
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yo momma so uglt, the tide wouldnt come in when she went to the beach
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hey see you got the joke book of the year 1987.........
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ooh! I almost missed this one =)\n\nOnce upon a time in Disneyland there was a Victoria's Secret model named Oscar Wilde. All night and all day her third cousin twice removed forced her to scrub the toilet. Then one day, she received a visit from the little old lady who lived it a shoe. The old lady says, "Hi! I am Papa Smurf and I am here to pump... you up. \nLost in an unbearable lightness of being, Oscar says to P. Smurf "how many licks *does* it take?", to which Papa replies, "They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Goo goo g' joob!" \n\nSo then Oscar and Papa find a field of magic mushrooms and live happily ever after...or did they?
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Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!\n\nYo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.\n\nYo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.\n\nYo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
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yo momma so fat she dont need internet she already worldwide.\nyo momma so old when she went to school there werent history class!
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Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.\nYo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.\nYo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.\nYo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.\nYo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.\nYo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.\nYo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.\nYo mama's so big, she whistles bass.\nYo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.\nYo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"\nYo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.\nYo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!\nYo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.\nYo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.\nYo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.\nYo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.\nYo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! " \n\nYo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!\n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil! \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! \n\nYo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! \n\nYo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. \n\nYo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! \n\nYo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! \n\nYo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! \n\nYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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im looking for someone like your moma, to get me a cute funny kid like urself
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Cena v/s Vanilla Ice.\n\nThey battled over who is the biggest lame and rap the worse.\nThey also had a look-a-like contest, the contest was declared no decision the fans couldn't tell who was whom so they both tied and went home.\n\nWord to your mother
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This joke goes back so far, that back then, when the doctors were practicing medicine, they were PRACTICING!!\n\nSecond opinion:  Yo momma is still dirt ugly !!
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Ask yo mama !!! lol !!!
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Yo mama...\nso stupid, she tried to put skittles and m&m's in alphabetical order and failed\n\nso fat, when she walked in front of the tv, we missed 3 episodes of sesame street\n\nso stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends\n\nso stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl\n\nso stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\n\nso stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!\n\nso stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nso stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.\n\nso stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."\n\nso fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller\n\nso fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"\n\nso fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.\n\nso fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!\n\nso fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.\n\nso fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.\n\nso poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"\n\nAnd my personal favorite:\nYo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon\nYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.\nYo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!\nJust a few :)
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!\nYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money\nYo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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i think this one is funny:\nA little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is\nbaking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over\nhis face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy."\n\nHis mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your\nfather".\n\nHe goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad,\nI'm a white boy."\n\nHis dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your\ngrandmother."\n\nThe boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira,\nabuelita, I'm a white boy " His grandmother slaps him in\nthe face and sends him back to his mother.\n\nHis mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"\n\nTo which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white\nfor five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans."
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yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she asked "who threw that rock"?
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nYo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!