What if David Letterman and Paul Schaffer snap on the late show..?
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as old as those 2 are it would take about 30 minutes for them to get to each other. then they would each throw one punch. Dave would have a heart attack and paul would go back home to his boyfriend pissed off.
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Go to the talk show websites.  Check out Leno, Letterman, Connan, etc.
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I got tickets to the Daily Show in 2002.  Got there an hour prior and still didn't get in!  They give out more tickets than they have seats to ensure the audence is full.  We only missed getting in by three people, it sucked!\n\nSo, get there VERY EARLY!!
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HAHA, I'm watching Dave now. He is hilarious! Jay is funny, but DAVE is off the meter with jokes.
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It already airs.  Check his website or Sirius website.
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Would it be televised on Comedy Central?
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I'd imagine they'd be scared of getting taken to task and exposed....he's so sharp and acerbic and you'd have to be seriously ballsy to go head to head with him...\nplus, he might get you to say or do something that would come back to haunt you on one of the ads our nation spends bloody billions of dollars every year on...my god, billions.  spent on campaigns to convince you that the other guy sucks.  As Colbert might point out, think of how many bunker-buster bombs we could buy with that!
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NO.  If they do it will only be for the show.  They don't get along anymore.
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I thought that was Jon Stewart......either way he probably is still...
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I was going to ask this but now I will just wait to see the Cry baby Conservative Republicans whine ! Boo Hoo ! I can't wait to watch Letterman tonight !
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i think that if they would had got a tv deal, they would still be on today. they may had not been succesful, but they would still be on. also, had ted turner never lost ownership to aol time warner, they still would be on. turner was always big on wrestling and big on competing with vince.
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Yep and his VP could be Trent Lott. I bet they would have lots of N jokes to share around the oval office.
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This guy is one DUMB AZZ for his Letterman act... Hey Mark, did you feel the Miami Heat?  Wont be visiting anytime soon I bet!!!!!!
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Call Maury Povich show.   They'll even pick up the tab.
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Pretty much a tie. I'd say Leno is funnier telling jokes and Letterman is funnier interacting with guests.
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Wow it would be a cool shootout...they both would probably die though
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you just put a smile on my face today.  awww~ little one!!  im not too sure how to get on south park. that'll be cool though wouldn't it?  even if you get on, im sure you wouldn't have a big role..cause c'mon...george clooney guest starred and he was turkey number 3 or something like that.  no speaking part...just gobbled. ha ha...why not write a letter to trey and matt and ask them if you can make an appearance.  doesn't hurt to try~!  then you can hook me up so i can be a guest appearence as well~!  good luck~!!