What was Archie Bunkers best line?
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I have two favourites.\n\n1.  "God don't make mistakes.  That's how He got to be God."\n\n2.  "I ain't got nothin' against mankind.  It's people I can't stand."
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The best was on our first date in a restaurant. We finished a bottle of wine and he raised his hand to call the Waiter for another. I said something like 'Oh no! no more!' to which he replied 'please let me, even if we don't drink it, it buys me more time at this table with you'. Even now, years later, he will still say things like that.\n\nThe worst ever chat up line I heard was as a Teenager, a Chap said to me at a dance ' Get your coat, you've pulled!' poor boy got an extremely curt reply!
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I am, I am! But, only if I get the big gun. I'll get moving on making our bunker, you start rounding up supplies. Who are we fighting?
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I was watching "Whose Line Is It Anyway" on BBC America, and Colin Mochrie said that Ryan Stiles had a face like a collapsed lung. That really cracked me up for some reason.
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T.S.Elliott - as you well know Blondie.  I thought it was from "The Wasteland", but I have long grown out of my adolescent fascination with Thomas Stearns, no disrespect to his undoubted abilities.  He did coin some good expressions, which is a mark of ability, if not greatness.\n\nIt was Queen Elizabeth 11 (then Princess Elizabeth) who, sitting politely in the background while Elliot read his Wasteland and other compositions to King George and his queen at Windsor Castle (by invitation) could not conceal her amusement at his ridiculous presentation and, accompanied with equal mirth by Margaret, burst into hilarious giggles!!  No doubt her parents were embarrassed, but Elizabeth, even then, was cleverer than them, and hers was the better verdict.  What a wonderful woman she is - who can match her in England? : even the great Margaret Thatcher (God bless her!) couldn't.  Her son Charles gave his most impressive speech at her 80th birthday : did you all see and hear that?  God save the Queen!   I think T.S. Elliott would echo that sentiment.
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TombStone was full of memorable lines especially Doc Holliday.I particularly enjoyed his lines with Kate his lady companion. "Why Kate your not wearing a bussel" "you sweet Hungarian devil"   " I'll be your Huckleberry thats just my game"  " It appears that he is an  educated man yeah now I'm sure I hate him."
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OMG!\nJACK!\nduh..\nhe was the cutest and was emotional..it just\nmade me\ncry when he died!\ni was like nooooooooo...\nyea he was sexy.
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Never! Archie and his friends have been high school juniors since 1942. The only things that change for Archie are clothing fashion,slang and some where recently,his parents look younger than they did in the past. It took 40 years to get a different car. in the 90's he got a ford mustang. They will stay the same ago forever. The reason? Archie and his friends are the only real success that his publishers have ever had. If they grow up or graduate then they've killed the goose that lays the golden age!
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"you've impressed me and it takes a lot to impress me... hey wow, look! a BLUE CAR!!"\n--homer j. simpson\n\ncoz the simpson family rock
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Defending Your Life\n\nAlbert Brooks and Meryl Streep
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archie, garfield , calvin and hobbes are my favourites
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The Jiggly Butt will forever be my favorite!"You're the biggest disappointment since the Crucifixion!" is the best Foamy line ever (in my opinion)!But The Amityville Toaster is a very close second.
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That would be the bestest most wonderfulest deliciousest poetic justice EVER.\n\nTo quote the ever-wise gospel of the Simpsons...\n\nPatty:  "Some days, we don't let the line move at all.\n\nSelma:  "We call those 'weekdays.'"
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"i can be your best friend...or your worst enemy."\nJim Carry in The Cable Guy\n\n"I CANT LIE"\nJim Carry in Liar Liar
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Best ever?   I'd have to start with "I Lovy Lucy" followed closely by "MASH".  I Love Lucy has stood the test of time and is as funny today as it was when it first came out.
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Great Question!\n\n After recently reading MacSteed's answer to a question on, " Have you done something out of character, lately?" My vote would definitely have to go 'HANDS DOWN' to him. I literally laughed until I cried!!
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I once heard a real good line:\n\nBaby....you're so fine I could drink your bath water!!!