y did god made barfing exist?
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Vomiting, aka barfing, is one of our oldest mechanisms of defense... you can say from when Man was like an animal, picking stuff up from off the ground and putting it in his mouth to find out if it could be eaten... dogs and other animals use it, too.\n\nIt's proved so effective, we still use it to the day and it keeps us from getting intoxicated by substances like rotten food, certain drugs, alcohol, etc.  Of course, like any defense mechanism, it can sometimes be an exaggerated response of our body and then it's very annoying, to say the least.\n\nBy the way, when people vomit after chemotherapy, surgery (general anesthesia) or brain disease (meningitis) the problem is an abnormal stimulation to their brainstem that makes their body want to expulse it's stomach contant quickly and forcefully.
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MEIGHAN2006,\n\nIt is interesting that God created the whole universe and all the animals and plants, etc. by just speaking a word. When He made man, He got down in the dirt and planted a garden and then formed Adam from the dirt and breathed life – the eternal part – into him. Then He made Eve from one of Adam’s ribs.\n\nIt is amazing that God was able to make man and woman with a word, yet He showed love from the very beginning as He served His creation by planting a garden and then fashioning them similar to Himself. He has a heart to love and to serve and His rules for us are the same as the way He lives. He wants us to love and serve each other.\n\nIt is also interesting that He made water originate in the garden. The water didn’t flow through the garden, but came up from the ground in the garden and then formed 4 rivers leaving the garden. The garden was probably similar to heaven where there is water that flows from under His throne.\n\nIn my humble opinion, the living water in us is figurative of this water that flows from God’s throne. When we put ourselves on the throne, the flow is restricted or the water becomes stagnant. When God is enthroned in our hearts – when Jesus is our Lord, the living water flows freely. That is the abundant life.\n\nGod bless.
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You pose a very hard question so to further stir the pot I will throw in my two cents worth as to why God created the following things:\n\nJoan Rivers\n\nCher\n\nDennis Rodman\n\nBrittany Spears\n\nTom Cruise\n\nPoliticians\n\nSlugs\n\nWeeds\n\nParis Hilton\n\nReligion\n\nMan\n\nAcne\n\nWar, pestilence, child abuse, starvation, drought\n\nI could go on and on but you get the meaning.
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Ah, another excellent question.  \n\nI believe you are searching for the book of Effervescence, chapter 11 verse 4-6.\n\n"...and lo, the Charlatan of Azimuth looked upon the leavings of the feast of Thomas of Chutney, and, at last sated, engaged in the loosening of the holy belt of Equitatus, in His name.  \n\nAnd, belching mightily, the Lord extracted from the offal the forked bone of Thomas, and cast it amongst the heavenly host, that they might contest with it for His favor, saying 'Let he with the hunger everlasting, be sated in my presence.  Let the cranberries and candied yams be forthcoming, and let all who set stock in the setting of stock, let their soup pots o'er flow.  Suffer unto me the eggnog and pumpkin pies.\n\nThus the forked bone came unto the angel's Flatulancia and Incontonancia, who in turn grasped and grappled for it until, at the end of their contest, Flatulancia emerged the victor, and winning favor with the Lord, was in turn granted dominion over those lips which hath never spoken a lie..."
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Well, I'm not going to comment on Darwin, but haven't you noticed that we kind of start off looking like a fish? lol. No joke. Maybe God really does have a sense of humor. Good question.
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:}\nThe chicken\nread\nGen 1:21  And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and EVERY WINGED FOUL after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
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because god made us duh
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Depends.  If it's a good satisfying fart that either sounds good, or gives you a feeling of pressure release, or clears the room, or makes everyone around you cry and vomit, then yes, God has blessed you.\n\nIf you poo a little at the same time, then He has cursed you.
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First off, why would he have to put blue whales in a boat for a flood?? Flood, water, fish.  Think about your question.  Second who says that the world was the same before the flood as after.  No one says that the continents didn't shift, move.  Third God sent the animals,  there also had to be a miracle to keep flesh eating animals with their prey.  You haven't even brought up the fact that he built a boat the size of a world war II aircraft carrier without modern equiptment.  Since you don't believe in miracles, obviously it would be too much for a God that made the whole universe to do these things.  How about raising Jesus from the dead, or Jesus raising Lazerus from the dead.  That is harder than bringing the animals to my point of view..  If it is just a story, how do the sea shells get up into the mountains?  Too much evidence to deny the flood.  Think about the whales, it will help.  Whoops here I am out in the cornfield again.  Genesis 6:22 Thus did Noah according to all that God commanded him, so did he..  Noah just did it and God made it happen..
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God created the devil.
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Hmmm.. not invented.. created.  Since he created us to "go forth and multiply", I think sex figures in there somewhere.  And it is great.  Otherwise, if it wasn't we wouldn't want to do it.  Humans are the only "animals" (indulge me here a minute) that actually have sex for pleasure.  God is not stupid for sure.  We have to deal with all the heartache of raising a family, (heartache - are the kids safe, are they getting enough, ect.) there has to be something that releases all that anxiety.  And I also feel that the right kind of intimacy with the right person will always be great.  It is afterall very natural.
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God didn't make varying sets of rules for different religions. Man made all religions but one, and made his own rules for each. God made a set of rules for HIS religion, the one true one.
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DancingDudeSean tells you not to listen to the garbage... but in fact, most of these answers are based in fact. And for yet another twist on the historicity...\n\nIt was believed in medieval times that demons resided in water. Refer to the Biblical text where Jesus cast out demons and they immediately inhabited some pigs and threw themselves in some water below a cliff.\nSo when one would sneeze and 'release" a demon - it was indeed thought that they were blessed by God for such a redemption.\n\nDo I believe that? heck no (not the water part anyway) - but cant change history.
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allah the moongod, didn't and can't prove anything my friend. \n\nCHEESE, was invented by MAN, not a moongod.\n\nGo rest now. Your on overload.\n\n.
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There was a thing circling the Internet this past Christmas, incorporating snacks in the holiday. \n\nThe story goes, a German baker wanted to create something to show his faith, so he designed a rope of dough in the form of arms bent forward and clasped in prayer. It looked sort of like the letter B on its side. But when it baked, the 2 hands didn't stick together, so he twisted them and tucked the tips under the top. \n\nThe new result was even better than he'd hoped for, because he'd accidentally created 3 holes (apparently for the trinity). I hadn't heard that the twisting was supposed to represent the crucifixion, but whatever. Anyway, I never heard of it before, either, but that's what about 30 people emailed me in November and December. \n\nPersonally, I doubt it. I've been to Bavaria and seen those German pretzel makers. And pretzels. Nothing holy about them. Pretty good with mustard though. Chalk it up to another urban legend online.
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Well this is certainly the funniest question I've seen\n\nbut assuming GOD as creator, I quess HE could just wave His magic wand and poof! - the room is full of virgins\n\nOf course I don't believe that, but I could be wrong ;)
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The Bible says that for a time God winked at the silliness of mankind until they got out of hand with brutality and so on..., MEANING he didn't wink as in approval, he pretty much just let man do his own thing.\n\nI cant recall where the scripture is other than the New Testament and I assume it was the Apostle Paul.\n\nHOWEVER If your read the Genesis you'll find there was an understanding that there were certain things considered sinful. This suggest it was passed down from father to son and family to family by word of mouth.\n\nThe WRITTEN LAW.., came as a hard copy (so to speak) something more tangible. Men can argue over what's legal and illegal all they want UNTIL there is a written code for all to see.., hence God passed to Moses the Law which gaged sin without a doubt and the fines and penalties and remedies for violating these laws. Violation of those laws is a sin.\n\nPlease leave $5 in the bucket on your way out. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.