Where is the worst place that you have farted?
450654
in an elevator ! most of the ppl nearly fainted ! and it took forever to reach the 15th floor !LOL!
1007091
I POOPED AT WORK ONCE\n\nIT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK\n\nONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT  LOL
551220
Laundromat is the worst.  Before I bought a washer and dryer, I always wound up next to some perv who would stare at me while I folded my underwear.
221992
I'm in a elevator and someone farts,there is no escape!HELP!
1140885
I was going on a date so took my 3 year old with me to buy a new dress.got dress and kid in changing room and was trying it on.she had sat and done a long thick steaming poo.couldnt open curtain as faced paying desk,and was long queue.was a hot day.had no choice but to pick up thick turd and put in my handbag.took my purse out first cos wanted the dress.paid for dress and dumped my bag in nearest bin.was poo pong
804015
I hate to admit this but... letting rip a noisy fart in the middle of a wedding ceremony. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me!
738700
Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
562220
There is no proper or appropriate places, if you really need to fart and burp, just make sure no one is around you. Some says it is natural, but good etiquette is something to consider.  If you can't avoid it and did it infront of someone, a simple apology doesn't hurt but trying to ignore it and getting away from it is rude.
504291
I got food poisoning on a school field trip in high school and pooed my pants in front of everyone.
451530
you are so gross do you fart in front of you girlfriend gross sicko
475470
Do Not even go there again!
354627
Cos it was a smelly pit
440898
The bathroom is the most appropriate place to fart
360363
Thats gross...Go outside
782036
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nYou have to go to this website about "farts" it is hysterical.
308027
my bottom burps are smelly !!!