make up a story about a goat stuck in a watch.?
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one day a goat was wlking through the meadow chomping on celery. then a watch maker came and captured the goat and put him in a watch. the goat was very cramped inside next to all the gears so he decided he would try to escape. he thought very long and hard and finally decided he would eat his way out. he started to eat the up all the gears and got very full. finally he could not eat any more because he felt very sick. The watch maker opened up the watch to see y it wasnt working. when he opened the watch the goat jumped out and ate the watch maker. then rite before the goat died from his stomach exploding from the gears in it he shouted out carthage must be destroyed!
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"My Pet Goat".  It, indeed, must have been fascinating reading.\nMust remember to pick up a copy.
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buy a tape that has the rabbit in destress sounds on it from bass pro lay it down in a field make a blind you can hide behind . foxes coyotes will come out of the wood work looking for a free meal. i had a ball shotting them
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Tell the guy "The answer is simple.  i have pictures of what you did to those sheep."
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start a rumor.  hes creepin is always a good start
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How about "our goats are the Greatest Of All Time". or "our Billies have Nannies for our Kids"
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A SNAKE!!!!!\ni win win!!!!!!
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RUN!... then realize they were sheep & pet them cause i think sheep would be friendly
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Give him a fishing rod and get the video camera out :)
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Peep Jousting!!!!!\n\nYou can have medieval tournaments with them. Yellow chickens against the pink bunnies. It's a great lunchtime event for work! :-)
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Do one for Because of Winn-Dixie! It's one of my favorite books. You could do the scene where Winn-Dixie and Opal come to the pet store and Otis is playing his guitar and all the pets are still and quiet and then they go crazy!\n\nI'm not going to write it for you, but here's how it could start:\n\nOPAL: "Well, it's our first day working for Otis, Winn-Dixie. Let's go to the pet store."\nWINN-DIXIE: "Woof!"\nOPAL: (whistles as they walk to the pet store) Here we are!\n(Otis is playing the guitar. The animals are spellbound.)\n\nYou write the rest!
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Go to bored.com or jokesgallery.com
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a role play would be nice, or a sort-of "news show" featuring a news reporter who is tracking down a witch ever since spooky stuff happened in the city.\n\nhope that helped!\ntake care! :D
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Try this: http://www.watchworldsoccer.com
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post some pics i need to see this in detail ...
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Suggestion: write one!!!!
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a. Carve tiny penises on your co-worker's desk. That ought to teach him a lesson!\n\nb. Try out this game (with the music turned up):\nhttp://www.gamesiteworld.com/game/135/Sheepish.html\n It's hilarious to hear the sheep die!\n\nc. Do the Times crossword puzzle. (... Or maybe not. It sounds like too much work...)