tell me sum dang good jokes??
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Blonde Jokes\n\nHow do you kill a blonde?.....\nScratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.\n\nHow did the blond explain how her helicopter crashed?\nShe said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.\n\nHow can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?\nThe green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.\n\nWhat's the advantage of being married to a blond?\nYou can park in handicapped zones.\n\nWhat happened to the blonde tap dancer?\nShe slipped off and fell down the drain.\n\nHow can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?\nIt is the one with the kickstand.\n\nWhere do you look for blonds' obituaries?\nUnder "Home Improvements."\n\nDid you hear about the blond who thought she discovered that\nshe had a twin brother?\nShe didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.\n\nDid you hear about the blond who never learned to water ski?\nShe couldn't find a lake with a slope.\n\nWhy couldn't the blond bob for apples?\nHer sister was using the toilet.\n\nA blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal her\nwindow seat?\nTell her all seats going to London are in the middle row.\n\nHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?\nTell her a joke on Wednesday.\n\nWhy did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?\nThe noise gave her a headache.\n\nWhy don't blonds have elevator jobs?\nThey don't know the route.\n\nDid you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?\nIt took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.\n\nDid you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000\nleagues under the sea?\nShe said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there\nwere so many teams.\n\nWhy did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?\nShe wanted to see what she looked like asleep.\n\nWhat does a postcard from a blonde’s vacation say?\nHaving a wonderful time. Where am I?\n\nWhy do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?\nToes go in first.\n\nWhy did the blond scale the chain-link fence?\nTo see what was on the other side.\n\nWhy did the blond tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?\nSo he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.\n\nWhy did the blond get so excited after he finished the jigsaw\npuzzle in only six months?\nBecause on the box, it said "From 2-4 years."\n\nDid you hear about the blond who shot an arrow into the air?\nShe missed.\n\nA young blonde, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.\n"I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free.\nLater the shopkeeper drove home. He spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, \nshotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement\nas she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.\n"Darn!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"\n\nA blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?"\n\nThere is a blonde who goes into a store and says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" The guy said, "No, I don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home colors her hair red and goes back to the store. She says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says, "I don't sell anything to blondes." So the blonde goes home, colors her hair pitch black and goes back. She says, "Excuse me sir, can I buy that television?" He says," No I don't sell anything to blondes." She says, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" He says, "Only a blonde would think a micro
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
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LOL, a very rare thing on  here is to read jokes that I have not read/heard b4!\nNice to see an original
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heheheheeh........hoooooooooohoooooooooo\nmindblowing joke..................awesum................nicejoke
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Jokes for atheists?... maybe we can have some laugh atleast with jesus ****
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good one, good one \nCALF muscles\nnice pun\ni had a good chuckle
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I give it a full 20! that joke was probably one of the best jokes ive ever heard!!\n\n llooll!!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayaya
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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Good joke.....keep it up.....u r doing best thing in this world....LET OTHERS SMILE.
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Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
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OMG .................. excellent and really well thought out ..... LOL\nThanks for sharing once again and hope you post more jokes
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Thankyou!I just read the joke.The Three Men from one of your other questions.I literally almost fell out of my chair it was hilarious.
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That's the best blonde joke I've heard in a while. LOL! Tell another.
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Those are wonderful, I have a little party coming up with a few girlfriends and their men. These jokes will be great to tell to them. These are the perfect ones, they're short and totally sweet!!  Thanks I hope you don't mind me stealing them.