What's the funniest joke you know?
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks out into a house to look for money and a gun and finds a young couple in the bed. \n\nHe orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: \n\n"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." \n\nTo which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!!"
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go to funnyjunk.com, or jokes.com
1006825
Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
557105
Some funny sex jokes.  They're awesome!!!
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Some would argue it's "The Aristocrats," an ever-changing, offensive gag I won't go into here as some folks may be too young.\n\nI'm fond of this one:\n\n"Knock Knock."\n"Who's there?"\n"Control Freak.  Now you say "Control Freak who?" and I'll do the punchline then, but don't act like you're expecting it or it ruins the whole joke.  Okay, go."
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
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I still find this as funny today and when I first heard it.  It is one of my MOST favorite jokes ever.  Thanks for reminding me!!!!!
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once there was a guy named david. one day he asked a question. he asked whats the funniest joke ever? hehehehehhehe :)
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A nice REFRESHING joke. LOL
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
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Thats a good one!!! A cute clean joke!!!! Keep em coming!!!
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heheheheeh........hoooooooooohoooooooooo\nmindblowing joke..................awesum................nicejoke
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thats fucking hilarious\nbest joke tonight by a mile\ntotally excellent   i take my hat off to that
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You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
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good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.