What is green and fuzzy, has four legs, and if it landed on you from a tree...it would kill you?
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Sounds like one of my ex girlfriends.\n\nYoinks!
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THAT MARSHMELLOW CREATURE FROM GHOSTBUSTERS WOULD COME AFTER YOU.
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? \nBecause he was dead \nWhy did the second monkey fall out of the tree? \nBecause he was tied to the first monkey\nWhy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? \nPeer Pressure\nWhy did the squirrel fall out of the tree?\nBecause he was doing a monkey impression
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any animal with 4 legs?
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I saw this on Animal Planet, and I can't remember it's name!  Isn't it a water bear or something?  Really kind of neat.
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Humans don't generally bounce, so I'm thinking that if you drop her off the top of a skyscraper, she's going to go splat like a tomato.  Maybe she'll bounce around 10-30 centimeters due to the "recoil" effect of her hitting the ground.  Don't kill your boss; just quit your job if you are thinking about it.
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it looks like a longggggg bone but it has spikes sticking out of it\n\nÆ
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Koala bears.  \nThey extract moisture from leaves and never touch water.
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Depends on the girl... just fall off the turnip truck??
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spider\n???????????????
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A tiger of course.\n\nYou could kick a foot long wasps ass....with a frying pan.\n\nA tiger would have you dead in seconds...
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If I was a monkey IN a human brain, I think I would just panic. If I was a tree in the woods and I fell, I would say ouch.
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Yes. They are only 4 feet tall and have 3 eyes. They have red skin and are hostile. They will kill you if you invade their terriorty.
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That would be the infamous armored penguin.  Don't ever turn your back on one- it will be the last thing you ever do.
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What do you do with a dog that has no legs?\n\n\n\n\n\nTake it for a drag!
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if you step on it it might just posobly die
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An elephant obviously. It has four legs and already has a trunk ready. Hope this helps =)