Why did the chicken cross the road?
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he was stapled to the monkey, or to get away from the colonel
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Chickens pre-date roads.\nThus we can assume that there were no roads to cross for the first chicken (which evolved from a slightly different species) hen it laid the first 'chicken' egg\n\non a side note why are there so many chicken road crossing jokes when I never see a chicken on the road...lol Oh I get it =)
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the chicken evolved and laid an egg.
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Interesting fact.  God did NOT create chickens!  They are a human creation.  A hybrid of 2 other types of birds.  They wanted to be able to combine the tastiness of one bird with the domesticability of another, and voila, they got a chicken.
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because he is hidding from the chicken he stole from.
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He was stuck to the chicken.
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The Chicken came first. :)
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The chicken because the chicken was brought to earth by god then they mating and then came the egg. and you also said chicken first so i had to be the chicken\n\n~~KATE~~
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Yepperz! He looked both ways, and tried to tell the chicken to, but the chicken was an atheist!
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i actually know the answer to this question..i remember reading it somewhere..i just forgot where..anyway...the answer is the chicken came first for two reasons (based on your beliefs):\n\n1. you believe in god creating everything..therefore he created the chicken\n\n2. you believe in natural selection and evolution, so the chicken evolved from some other animal
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first, the chicken is a she.  now that we know the sexes of flight less birds we have to keep in mind that she never really crossed the road.  there was a sale at Macy*s and she got another 10% off if she opened a new charge account.  no matter how many times i told her not to do that she does it anyway.  when is the chicken going to listen to the rooster?
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A.J. Ayer:In the absence of a technique to verify or falsify the assertion that he crossed it, the crossing must be regarded as chickenless.\nAdolf Hitler:Because it was his racial destiny to expand his Chickensraum.\nAl Gore 1:Because I designed the Information Superhighway so that all chickens, especially American ones, can cross under our benevolent supervision.\nAl Gore 2:I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.\nAlbert Einstein:Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.\nAleister Crowley:Because it was his Will, and therefore the Whole of His Law.\nAlexander DeLarge:It was fagged of it's domy, me droogies,  and wanted to secure a bit of the ol' ultra-violence.\nAlfred E. Neumann:What? Me worry?\nAndersen Consulting:Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful\nAristotle:To actualize its potential.\nB.F. Skinner:Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.\nBarbara Walters:Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it overcame a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.\nBasil Fawlty:Oh, don't mind that chicken. It's from Barcelona.\nBill Clinton 1:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?\nBill Clinton 2:This administration will do everything within its power to provide free access to ALL chickens on ALL our nations roads, at ANY cost.\nBill Clinton 3:The chicken did NOT cross the road. Not a single time. Never. (It was a boulevard.)\nBill Gates:I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook--- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.\nBill the Cat:Oop Ack.\nBlake:To see heaven in a wild fowl.\nBob Dylan:How many roads must one chicken cross?\nBoddhidarma:Bring me that chicken.\nBuddha:If you ask this question, you
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I'm guessing that the chicken would just have gas...
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to eat the chicken it was chasing
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Cuz he was stuck in the chicken!
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because it was stapled to the chicken
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Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.