Guys, what do you do to hide an erection?
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Waist band - are you seeing Ron Jeremy or your boyfriend have a very low waistband??? We actually have a secret compartment in our jeans - we don't usually tell girls about. We also keep condoms, money, the gold card, a copy of playboy and a safe deposit key in there.
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Tie the end of your penis to a brick, then heave it, it will hurt, but it will work. It may take several attempts, so I recommend a cinder block
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obtain an erection ????
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forget about them.\n\nAnd no I am not being funny here, it is true. The more you think about sex, your penis, or getting erect, the more it will happen. Even if you aren;pt gay, just thinking about a freind popping one can get yours to rise to an embarassing occasion.\n\nFirst off, erections are as normal as water. They happen at random times, they don't happen sometimes when you want them, they occur about every 45 minutes while you sleep, you usually wake up with one every morning, and they always seem to happen right when you are called upon in class to stand up.\n\nSo, the best remedy is to simply face the fact that yoru penis will do what it pleases and you might as well get used to people noticing and don't waste time getting embarassed, trying to hide them or otherwise willing them to go away. Simply carry on with your normal activities as if they never occur and they will reduce in both frequency and in duration.\n\nOh, and a daily masturbation sessions wouldn't hurt either to keep you happy and little things satisfied.
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Hello..You need to relax and don't think about your erection..Have your partner rub your back,neck and shoulders.Have her rub slow and light and try to block every thing out of you head.Thing about how nice looking your partner is and how gentle she is.The key words is relax and block everything out and just enjoy your,your time with your partner.Remember to be gentle and not in a hurry,start out slow.If you do this,you should have no more problems...\n Clowmy
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There really is nothing you can do. It is normal for us high schoolers to get random and spontaneous boners, with no prompting, and not until college age will we see them subside a little. Try focusing your mind away from "holy crap I have a boner" to something non-sexual, or completely hideous. I just count in my head, and focus on that, and by the time I reach 60, it is gone.
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By threatening to kill the male, or deny him the next salary increase.\n\nBy waiting for him to fall asleep (which causes erection), like is in this case:\nhttp://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Canada/2005/12/17/1357402-sun.html\n\nSimply by tying him up, if he refuses to have sex for moral reasons, but otherwise finds the woman attractive (i.e. it's not a banana in his pocket)\n\nNote sure if tying up and Viagra would work.\n\nPS Promise not to do this to any males :)
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If the erection problem comes while you are just having sex I guess that any body erectile dysfunction should be rejected. I think it’s a psychological problem, which involves the excitement too. Therefore you have to fight that mental problem first. There is no Viagra cream but only pills that could help your the erection to continue.
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I'd suggest that before you go, do something to ease your tension... a little self-love, if you know what I mean. ;)  Then after you get nude, wrap a big towel around your waist like you've just gotten out of the shower.  Then sit back and wait to see what your manhood does.  If you're lucky, you can make it to the water, and it may probably be pretty cold.
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just relax, and have sex with that girl. And your penis will come out fine.
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Obviously he is very aroused and it does take a little bit sometimes if he is really aroused for his penis to calm down and soften. I have seen it before. If the erection remains for a very long period of time like I think over a few hours it becomes a problem, if not no probs.
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What are you going to do?  \n\nIf your going bowling or to a movie it might be best if he looses it.  It can be odd in public sporting a raging boner.
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go to the doctor or buy a good sex book, there are a lot of tips on how to prevent that.
575260
stop getting aroused then. gosh.
230714
sounds like a question I had in high school always fearing an erection at the wrong time.  two simple words will help you though most obsessive thoughts, f**k it ( not literally in this sense but you know what I mean)
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I try to hide it as best I can, and calm myself down. LOL. That would have to be one hell of a girl!
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Keep your legs closed???