Girls-what is the stupidest thing u ever said 2 a guy?
453902
roymeo roymeo will you go on a date with me (his names not roymeo)
829334
ummmm why did u ask 2 kiss her that totally ruins the oment
181394
My favorite one but I have never used it!  "Since you lost your virginity can I play with the box it came in?"  Don't use is cuz its an instant slap from a girl
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
1072890
When stupid people speak to me
1151072
Is there anything more annoying than the one loser who won't answer the question? " Oh I care about her heart" shut up douche bag, that's why you don't get laid! Answer the girls question dummy. Oh yea, the bootie baby!!!
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
580537
can't u read(person who gave 1st answer)?did she say anything about bois?no!did she say anything about girls,yes!it's 4 girls 2 answer,and if u don't hav an answer,plz don't put 1!my answer:Ice Cream Gals
650421
Fool me once, Shame on you!\nFool me twice, Shame on me!
991905
The worst thing a guy ever did when i was on a date was to talk about his previous sex lives, and threesomes-talk about making me feel like crap. i was a virgin at the time as well, and he found out and told me i should wait till i was married! i got outta there fast after that!!!
789039
one time this guy asked "what is the stupidest question you ever heard?"
186156
dont u guys have something new or something logical to ask?\nsame ole stupid questions...... how old are you 8?
619784
DuDE, one thIng that MEy HElp you get a gUrl is 2 lurn egnrish. REtarD.\n\nSplooch!
705557
that is the stupidest thing i ever heard
383865
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat. \n''NO!'' yelled the blonde. \n\nThe guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again. \n\n''NO!'' the blonde yelled again. \n\nThings got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped. \n\n''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy. \n\n''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?'' \n\nThe blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
313853
worst: did you just fart, because you blow me away.\nbest: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
662579
What.................Did you say something...........