Only For Carrie Underwood Detesters like Me How would you Torture Her?
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I would tie her to a chair and put some Bose headphones on her. You know, the really expensive but incredibly great sounding headphones..........and I would turn the volume up shriekingly loud and pop in her own CD. On repeat. And feed her every so often so she'll have the strenth to keep listening.\n\nOr better yet, I would sing her songs to her. I don't know the words but I would make it up as I went along. I suck. I can't sing at all. That would really get her.
160192
TELL YOU  " Ive had Worst"\n\nTHis hurts the most, and definatly a turnoff, that just says you are AS bad as the WORST shes ever had.
784132
you should torture him...like how they did on the movie Hostel.....burn him...ooo yeah FIRE.....
296364
Find a way to either lock up your files or take them with you. If you cannot bring it upon yourself to actually kill her, maybe you could maim or otherwise dis-member her.
370760
Well first you go back to her... then you beg plead and do anything you can to get her forgiveness...  and last of all. endure many years of having it thrown in your face that you can't be without her and watch her do whatever she feels like becuase she knows you will always take her back...  hmmmm maybe I'm a bit bitter!
3962
Follow her around and repeat every word she says for 10 to 12 hours.\nTrust me, she will be really annoyed.
824119
Saw her on a reality programe not so long ago.Nasty person,and so cruel to other people.\nThink all the limelight went to her head.
484162
Why are you going to stalk her and make her life a living Hell like so many other fans do?
967882
sounds like its time for you to give her a slap!!!
107405
SIMON! then i cound torture him with sarcastic remarks! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
974825
Be smelly..pick your nose and eat it..be rude to her..swear..pick your bum....just be revolting ..she will run as fast as she can.
715689
I have wanted to..I still would If I could find him..\nI want to hurt him, and make him feel what he put me through. I want him begging for mercy at my feet, sobbing apologizing, and then I will just made it worse, with no mercy...\n\nBut that person was a monster, whoever he was...
472417
STOP BEATING HER!\n\nyeesh really.
86164
my feeling would be rage, anger, rage, anger. and you would probably say, "ouch! stop beating me mercilessly and relentlessly!!!!!!! OUCH!"
816749
If she is as bad as you say she is, yes, she should be fired.  Can you sneak a tape recorder in, so you can tape her and have proof?
210887
fuc8 the hell out of her .... i cannot expext more than a slap ..
405107
f*ck the sh*t out of her