How do I control my gas at work?
437792
You could cup it and throw in your buddies face
84321
Take the recommended amount of Baeno before eating foods that give you gas.
491408
Oat bran, always drink lots of water or hot herbal tea or coffee, get a mineral oil enema and use it, take stool softener or milk of magnesia. Have a specific time each day to try to go. Prune juice will only give you gas so forget about that.
155612
With the help of someone who knows a lot about how to handle substances like this, try filling and weighing a balloon or football or something with different gasses and weigh them. Or you could blow something up carefully (always very fun but dangerous) by testing the breaking point of pressure with different gasses. The only problem is that whatever you are filling up must be the exact same for every test (in terms of it's limit with pressure) and you need to pump regular air into a control balloon. Good luck!
757398
Yes,  but you are just inhaling fumes not the liquid.  Shut the vents or ask the boss to get you a mask.  You should have the right to refuse to work because of health concerns. Call your local Labour office.
321774
Gas exiting the body- and it makes a stink!!!
667678
put a fart machine under the body and remote control it from the back of the room
30114
Beano prevents a lot of gas from forming in the first place.\n\nYou can also get over-the-counter pills with simethicone. It breaks up gas bubbles and makes it easier to get rid of it. Brand names include Gas-X, Phazyme, Maalox Gas.
1091300
try letting the farts out in bits that way i t doesn't smell
1107727
Try just eating one kind of food a day and then if you have gas the next day you can start to find out what foods cause it. Good Luck
532088
There is no particular way, because this is due to so many variables.  Besides our own inheritance and then circumstances, there are some things in control.  For example, the number of times a guy makes demands does influence the production count.  The body needs time to recoup.  So the most efficient way is to relax, give yourself time to get it together again.\n\nOtherwise, two things are definitely within your control, eating right and the exercise that you do every day to stay healthy and strong.
53870
It's a basic biological function.  Your body produces gases while digesting, just let it out.\n\nIf you are afraid of offending someone in bed change your diet.  If you eat a lot of meat you are in for trouble.  Each veggies and juice more.  Your partner will thank you for it.  You can also try "beano" it helps to lower the emmision.  \n\nGosh I sound like an authority on the subject, I'll shut up now.
287972
Drink Ultra Slim Herbal Tea made by Tripple Leaf Tea Inc.\nFollow the directions and dont pass gas inless you are on the John. Stay near facilities untill you are safe. It works for me.
1030444
check if it has GAS !
734880
It is possible that you may take an over-the-counter product to relieve gas, however, you should (just call) discuss this issue with your doctor for advice. There have been reports from some users of Bupropion (Wellbutrin) experiencing "trapped gas" requiring a decrease in their dosage.\n\nNevertheless, you should be sure to add a variety of physical activity to your daily routine to protect yourself from constipation (which causes gas). You should, also, eliminate cretain foods and swallowing too much air when eating; both causes flatulence, as well.\n\nHope this answers your question!
445809
Hmmm.... well considering my gas is pretty deadly.. I waould say yes..... Its a good thing someone always pulls my finger..
738700
Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.