What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
445260
time to buuldoze them
283521
This sounds like something you need to have a lawyer put together...
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$100 will buy you a LOT of sand.  Are they going to use it to build a foundation or something?  Maybe they are making a lot of cast-concrete statuary...  Well, I guess the whole point of art school is to practice making art before doing it professionally, so maybe they need a lot of practice...
546707
if your good 150 an hour. if you suck, 149 and below.\n\ndont become a lawyer, lawyers are evil.
909208
Well, there are 17,000 lawyers waiting on the sidelines. Probably have a fill in the blank brief.
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Those things are usually worthless.  you'll be lucky to get 17 cents after the lawyers take their share.
150045
Their bodies are treated just like anyone else.  Depending on their wishes...buried, cremated, frozen...
992759
There would be a temporary panic, starting BEFORE the announcement and for 2 to 5 weeks.  After that the economy will "muddle through" and ALL lawyers (and their lawyering children) will have life-time employment.\n   Also: a) windows in N.Y. high rise office buildings will be guarded to prevent "falling bodies" from injuring people below. b) a higher suicide rate. c) I and many others will rush out to load our Chase credit cards with purchases. d)... e)...f)... ---z)..take your pick
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If you want to craft new legislation, half the people will not read between the lines and miss your legal loop-holes.\n A lawyer is born.
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As of 2005, there were 1,104,766 lawyers active in the US.
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100.000,000 should be enough\n\n:> peace\n.
402652
Kill them and then hide their bodies under the baseball field.  That would be ironic.  If that doesn't work, try reasoning with him.
1037275
Call your lawyer and have them handle it.
98807
You need to get an attorney and get to the bottom of this situation.
1030052
they bury in the ground
513909
can't bury survivors b/c they're still alive.  that's called murder:-)
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Look up the yellow pages under attorneys. I am sure you will find lots of them. Whom did you kill;)