How can i get an annoying ex-brf to leave me alone?
448233
Throw things at him...prefferably muffins
277173
Ignore her. She will self-destruct sooner or later.  The more that she sees that you are bothered or vexed, the more she will continue to do it.  She's trying to get your attention and if she finally realizes that it's not working, she will stop.
304865
Try every disgusting thing in the book in front of him, try any type of turn off.  Soon or later he will just get sick of it.  Otherwise try a restraining order, that usually works JK.  Other tactics try to find him a girl that is very much like him, and try to set him up.  That sometimes works.
222661
A swift kick in his ass will let him know you're not even playing this shit with him. Oh yeah you can get him to leave you alone if you wanted too bad enough.
264892
very simple... ignore him and he'll go crazy for you
214871
Dont give him the power of ur life!! IF he sees that its bothering you then hes mission is complete.  People that love to make others miserable willl return to their own vomit. KILL him with KINDNESS lol  and if another man comes by persue him with attentions of happiness not revengeness toward ur ex.
839631
Just kinda do the whole sorry I don't like you that way speech.\n\nIt's better to break it to him then to avoid it.\n\nGood luck.\n\nAnd if he stalks you get a restraining order.
29874
Say pleas stop folowing me
92886
Stop being used by this person.  Make yourself unavailable and move on.
1116402
just tell them in pirvate you dont like it if they are ur friend they will stop
304889
If he bothers you that much tell him you are not interested in hearing any of his stories. When he starts to talk to you ignore him.  He'll catch on and leave you alone.
250488
Ignore her and talk really animated with other people.  That will make her miss you and want to forget about whatever trivial thing you are fighting over.
12244
To stop him? Nothing, stopping him wouldn't be a good idea and probably couldn't be done by being nice about it.  After all, hes not a nice person.  The best thing you can do is ignore him, if he knows he can't get to you, he'll get bored of bothering you.
1169959
If he annoys you, the problem is in you. Deal with it. As a former friend, you should at least treat him with civility. Use "politeness" - do not backbite and gossip. Do not attempt to change his life for your convenience. That is not nice, much less "Christian."\nDeal with him as though he were a mildly amusing stranger. Evidently (since you used to be friends) you once found something attractive about his personality.
778604
The best thing to do if and when you encounter such a situation is simply ignore them... 99.9% of the time they will soon leave you alone. Remember, you can always remove the person from your Friend List (they will then no longer be able to add Comments to your Profile page), delete any Comments they leave on your Profile page, and you can even delete any messages they send you via the MySpace Mail system without opening them. By NOT responding to offending user (i.e., NOT giving them any attention, NOT letting them get a "rise" out of you), most people will simply go away. \nYou may also view their profile and click "Block User", which will prevent them from contacting you. Annoying people get bored very fast when you don't allow them to annoy you.\n\nIf it doesn't stop contact myspace customer service they will help you!!! \n\nGood Luck!!!
980236
Try leaving them alone for once!
106948
Get rid of him, he doesn't respect you!