0oh no!!!!! bac trac no way in HELL!!!?
449242
YEAH, you go girl.  Forget the loser!  Dont you dare let him back into your life!!!
936553
Gas-X and Listerine!?!
664569
SUCK BIG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!
287545
No not safe at all.....\n\nThrow in a few shots a vodka and a Rufi... it could be a good night.
875495
Beat that b!tches @$$ lol good luck!!!!
924521
absolutely the most ridiculous instance of police abuse/brutality that i can recall in many years.....i am appalled...i sent this link to my dad as he and i discuss these issues daily and he says believe it or not it happens everyday all over.....just so happens someone caught this...i cannot believe they expected that guy to just get up...i wonder how easy it would have been for them to get up after being tazed...and to threaten him with tazing again? OUTRAGEOUS!...he was obviously incapacitated if he couldnt even get up so where was the threat to them that would have caused them to do it again!?!...i'd have probably been still puking my guts up too much to get off my knees!...can you say lawsuit?...i hope they get what they deserve...this was totally senseless....thank you for opening my eyes today
1077243
after a dozen BELLY SHOTS OF TEQUILA I'm talking the same way!!!\nParty on retard!
837909
your question doesn't make any sense. Are you drinking on the job today?
472187
lolz Dont quite kno if this will win me 10 points but I'll give you the story anywayz...\n\nIm a firefighter and on my department we have 3 shifts. I work on the 2nd shift. Anyways, each shift have their own refrigerator (3 fridges w/ locks). Well, the 3rd shift pciked our lck and stole half of our food that we made the previous day & ate it! So... the next day my shift came in to work we manage to get their fridge open and came upon a HUGE pan of lasagna and enchiladas with tons of tomator paste on there. So, knowing that the 3rd shift is greedy as ever, we got a 20 gauge injection needle from our fire dept. ambulance and went to purchase some crushed chili peppers... We than injected allllllllll of these chili into all of the enchiladas and lasagna & since it was so saucy already YOU couldnt even tell there was peppers in it. Afterwards, we took all of their soda, water, drinks out of their frodge and stored it in ours... We put it up and the next day the third shift opened all of their food up, heated it up & stuffed their faces. The 2nd shift stuck around & all of a sudden all of them ONE by ONE started screaming and looking for something to drink. NOTHING was around to drink except the water form the kitchen sink, so all of them started fighting at the sink over the water. IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING ever. That's my chili pepper experience, lolz. We forgot about one thing though... there was a 3rd shift BATTALION CHIEF in out house, he ate it too! man... were we in trouble, lolz.
861549
no. not legal to drink yet....but i would never drink n drive
307995
wait, what time 2morrow? a.m. or p.m.? i need more specifics. none the less i'd party 'till the sun comes up. man it would be ANARCHY! total chaos, bud & booze as far as the eye can see! LOUD MUSIC (rock & icp only!) TO BLAST YOUR EARDRUMS OFF! & not enough "authority" would be able to stop me & my homies from celebrating my last day!
639586
Hell no stay up and masterbate!!!!!!!
660954
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE FREAKIN GOD QUESTIONS ON HERE TONIGHT?? DRIVING ME INSANE!!!
621954
not cool... not cool at all.... they make me barf.... oh i jsut saw one (runs to washroom.... 5 secs later..... BARF..)
52514
Forget these organ percentages...it's actually the stomach that should be the one eliminating the alcohol...BAAAARF!!!
487579
That dragon-hoe needs to get a life..lol. \nSorry if my words are profane, I just drank a lot !\nI know I was in the wrong before, but some people just don;t know man!\nTell that girl how it is, hun!
128101
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!