If you could be the devil for one day what would you do?
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1am. Sing something like 'stairway to heaven'\n2am. Call chatlines with my newfound voice\n3am. Book appointments (beauty, dental, vocal and surgeon)\n4am. Pee the longest piss, make my urinal go on fire\n5am. Visit the dentist, take my dentures off\n6am. Scare the pants off my baby sister\n7am. Find little red riding hood\n8am. Get my hair in cornrows\n9am. Go for a brazillian wax\n10am. Breast implant appointment\n11am. Go to the beach in a satin bikini\n12pm. Singing lessons\n1pm. Participate in roadside cooking competitions\n2pm. Salsa with a blind man\n3pm. Afternoon nap\n4pm. Check Email\n5pm. Take pictures of myself on a digicam\n6pm. Print them\n7pm. Brush teeth (won't forget the mouthwash today)\n8pm. Buy sunglasses that fit (hell is scorching)\n9pm. Buy condoms at 7eleven\n10pm. Call social escort agency\n11pm.Have garlic in front of the mirror
918904
THE DEVIL YOU KNOW.  KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER.
83988
Only if you take Satan along for the ride.
366757
Since I am generous and nice to a fault.  I think I'd want the soul of a really bad, bad person.  I mean we all have dark desires.  I would love to, for one day only, be mean to EVERYONE.
272401
Stick your finger down your throat and puke. \n\nYeah, real healthy. Is missing one day gonna help? Didn't think so...
356464
Fall down and act dead.  Then let him give you mouth to mouth.
1122915
stick to guy 1  cause a known devil is better than unknown one sorry 4 caiiin ur guy devil.
570485
Create an evil plot based on his one weakness. get your henchmen to kidnap him and bring him to your lair. Strap him to the execution device of your choice. The more exotic the better. Think lasers. Don't forget to reveal your secret plan right before you kill him.
522954
I would send the army out to kill the chavs.\nI would pass a law saying that I was king forever.\nI would make human cloning legal so i could be King forever.\nI would execute all serial killers, rapists and child molestors.\nOh, and drug dealers.\nI would appear on a reality TV show to find me a queen.\nAny unemployed would be given work building statues of me and various religious figures (so as not to offend the Christians/Jews/Muslims etc.).
59494
I would make up with anyone that i may be at odds with. I would write letters to my family that they could read after i died...to let them know how much i love them and that i know they love me too. I would not go to bed and i would spend every last minute with my family. I would pray for strength for my family to deal with it...and i would also pray for myself.
752348
Be killed.  I won't have any blood on my hands.  I'll defend myself against my attackers, but I refuse to be the attackee...
367146
Perhaps I would make sure my affairs were in order.  Perhaps make funeral arrangments and make sure I tell the people I love that I love them.  \n\nPerhaps after all that I would do something that I wouldn't do before for fear I would get hurt or die.  Perhaps go skydiving, water diving, parasailing.  Be a dare devil for the time I have left.  But perhaps not, because it take allot for the human mind to believe that it is truly dying.  \n\nPerhaps all I would do is prove that I would not die on schedule but live a hour, a day, a week, or month longer than I was given.  Just for the spite of it.   :)
161154
The devil, and what he has to offer.
1026937
You should exorcise those demons yourself. Go get a shotgun, and kill that fuckin dog!
788660
kill someone. \nI would not go to church
993389
you would have a b*oner that would be out of control
561326
I would go up and personally kick the asses of every one of those emo/anarchists who think it's so cool to be like, "Oh! I love the dark prince! I wanna die and go to hell with him cuz he's so HAWT!"\n\n\nI hate those kids.