whats the best joke you can think of it can off yo momma.?
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! \n\nYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!" \n\nYo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. \n\nYo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell! \n\nYo momma so fat shes on both side of the family. \n\nYo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! \n\nYo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over! \n\nYo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. \n\nYo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! \n\nYo momma so fat she wakes up in sections! \n\nYo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." \n\nYo momma so fat we're in her right now. \n\nYo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise. \n\nYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. \n\nYo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. \n\nYo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her... \n\nYo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world. \n\nYo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! \n\nYo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! \n\nYo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" \n\nYo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!" \n\nYo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. \n\nYo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway. \n\nYo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her! \n\nYo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. \n\nYo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. \n\nYo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. \n\nYo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn." \n\nYo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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Yo momma is sooo strong , she can drink peanut butter
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Yo Momma is so stupid she climbed over a clear glass wall just to see what was on the other side.\n\n Yo Momma is so poor when she was kicking one of those empty cans down the street, I walked up to her and asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "I'm movin'!"\n\n Yo Momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.\n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumped into the air and got stuck. \n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean to go diving, the whales came up to her singing, "We are family! Even though you're bigger than me!"\n\n Yo Momma is so fat that when she went to Japan the Sumo Wrestlers came around to her shouting, "We are family, sister!"\n\n Yo Momma is so ugly that when she went to go enter the yearly Ms. Ugly Halloween pagent, the judges said, "Sorry, ma'am. No professionals allowed."\n\nHow is that? Appropriate.
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awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
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lol, it was a very cheesey joke. . .but i laughed anyway lol, ive had a really bad day >_< i need jokes brign them on!! please??
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Great Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo Momma so po, \n\nI saw yo Momma kickin' a can down the street.\n\nI said, "what's you doin' yo Momma?"\n\nShe said, "Movin'"
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Some "Yo mamma" jokes...\n\n1) Yo mamma so dumb that if dumbness were bricks, she'd be the Great Wall of China.\n2) Yo mamma so poor that when she caught you skateboarding, she said, "Get off the family car."\n3) Yo mamma so old that she met Burger King when he was still a prince.\n4) Yo mamma so dumb that she inserted a quarter into a parking meter and waited for her gumball.\n5) Yo mamma so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, you missed your 24 hour movie.\n6) Yo mamma so fat that when she walked into the big fancy elevator with the 2,500 pounds limit on the 25th floor, the man inside wasn't scared when he first went to the Tower of Terror elevator in Disneyland.\n7) Yo mamma so old that when you told her to act her age, she almost died.\n8) Yo mamma so dumb that when she went sky diving, she put on her Barbie backpack instead of the parachute.\n9) Yo mamma so old that when she met a man her age, she found out that it was George Washington.\n10) Yo mamma so ugly that when it was May, people said, "Ooh. Really scary and ugly mask, but save it for Halloween."
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone\n\nYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\n\nYo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!\n\nYo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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You realy want a dirty joke? okay heres one.
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great idea....maybe next we can post jokes about your mom...
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns to lemonade, yo mama teeth so yellow when she walks into church the choir starts to sing let it shine, let it shine, let it shineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! yo mama so fat it took me 4 trains, 3 bus and 1 truck to get on her good side. yo moma so fat when she went on the scale it said to be continued............ yo moma so fat when she step on a dollar she made change. yo moma house so small,when we order a large size pizza, we gat to eat it outside. yo moma so fat she had to wear plastic bag for church shoes. yo moma so fat i thought she was on slimfast.
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There are NO good "Yo Momma" jokes!
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Yo mama is so old she has an autographed bible.\n\nYo mama is so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin.\n\nYo mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.\n\nYo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Sure you dont mean yo mama's a joke?
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Yo Mama wears combat boots.\n\nSimple and classic.