Ducks... are they misunderstood or just plain evil?
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They are evil.\n\n"Quack" is "Kcauq" backwards, which sounds like "Caulk," which is a white substance you use to make things waterproof...waterproof like a duck's feathers!  Coincidence...I think not.
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Can birds understand nuclear physics?? Why not? Maybe coz their brain is not developed to understand it.\nSo then, is it possible that we are not entirely able to understand God because we do not have a brain that developed? YES!!
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Sounds like a conspiracy to me. First there is of course, Daisy Duck:\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisy_Duck\n\nBut who is this:\nMelissa Duck.\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Duck\n\nOh great, there's even more information:\nhttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&as_qdr=all&q=%22Melissa+Duck%22+%22Daisy+Duck%22
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That tends to be a platypus, so I wouldn't worry about it.\nIs this supposed to be a joke?\n\n(Ornithorhyncus anatinus is the scientific name for a duck billed platypus, not a disease)
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"If pigs had wings, could they fly?"  The problem with both questions is that the premise is false.  Killing an innocent person will not, in fact, end world hunger.  \n\nSort of like "How many angels can fit on the head of a pin?" (although that one at least had some theological discussion behind it).  \n\nPseudo-philosophical questions like these generally don't yield fruitful answers (in the sense of real insights), but they can be a fun parlor-game or way to pass the time and get acquainted with friends.
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This is a normal reaction from any sane person, because they have rejected the grace which God has bestowed upon them and chose to be abnormal, just imagine if you see two male donkeys doing that shameful act do you accept it? What a bout two sane human beings?
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How can I resist answering a question about a fictional duck that this person really thinks exists.  You must know that Donald is a very well endowed duck, just as Daisy and any other female duck you should find will tell you, but when a ducks takes a shower the water matts down his feathers and exposes his very large (in Donalds case) johnson.  After he drys off and the feathers fluff back up they provide adequate (although not always) cover.  Donald has cover but he especially has to be careful when slow dancing or watching suggestive movies.  Thank goodness you did not ask about Mickey mouse, he really gets it on with Minnie and even has been known to go both ways with Mighty Mouse, and Goofy what a stud muffin but he has a tendency to like Pluto.  The whole family of cartoon characters has a tendency to be on the wild side, you only see what they want you to see, sort of like the Cleaver family, you know mom wearing pearls to dinner and dad in a sweater vest, but wait till the lights go out and then you can see what happens, how do you think Beaver got his name, Wally was wild too.  Sorry, I digress, I hope that I have answered your question, but please be sure that if you happen to run into Donald, Mickey, Goofy, etc., you just be careful and don't believe a word they say.......
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Its their feathers keeping them warm, but havent you been wondering about something else?\n\nWhy is it that ducks feet dont freeze to the ice?? Huh??? :p
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Goofy aren't they?\n\nlove and blessings Don
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Taxidermied duck is more like it.  As lifelike as Bush may appear, there is no chance he is going to achieve much besides angry underhanded mischief.  I will wager he bites when cornered though.
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Anatidaephobia is the fear that a duck is watching you. I'm serious. This phobia is a fake one, made up by cartoonist Gary Larson (author of the comic strips The Far Side).
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Evil... in my opinion is an overused term which encompasses all things and actions perceived to extraordinarily cruel or unjust.  What do I think in real life is evil?  I really don't know.  You see I'm in college and my way of thinking has been a little skewed lately... I guess Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson, the IRS...
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With so many of your amazing Corvids having had their numbers decimated by WNV I am quite stunned at that rather unpleasant response.\nHow sad that people thrive on hatred and viscious responses.They are to be pitied I suppose ......their lives are very narrow and they are unable to experience joy in the company of a fellow living creature.\nThank goodness there are so many who have a less prejudiced and blinkered view.
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Ah, that's adorable! \n\nYou know, no Christian has ever told me what happens to animals after they die. If they do go to heaven, why? How were they judged? Are there especially pious gorillas or tarantulas?\n\nUntil there is unanimous agreement among Christians on what exactly Hell is (because every Christian I've talked has said something different) I'm inclined to believe only in its, let's say, "improbability". It follows that it's highly improbable that those penguins would go to Hell.
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Sorry, I think they are mythical creatures.  Nice to think about, but not real.
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WOWZER! You certainly did some serious investigation and put a LOT of thought into this! This kind of explanation makes an atheist proud (I'm serious)! Rather than the usual slings and arrows, you've delivered a very in-depth explanation of "the true believer" (or fundie), without calling names or the usual put-downs. Even so, just wait for the fur to fly anyway (from the fundies and others).\n\nI agree with almost all of it, especially the connection with how the Army breaks down its enlisted men & women, to brainwash them. You show how human survival mechanisms are actually turned AGAINST them in order to achieve full acceptance and subservience!\n\nNow, instead of feeling annoyed by fundies, this actually makes me pity them (well, 'til the next one insults me!). \n\nSome of the Behaviorist stuff has come under fire in recent decades, as too simplistic...but much of it holds water.\n\nI would LOVE to know what your sources are! Can you add them? GREAT POST!
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Their horrible fangs and claws and their evil blood lust.\nNo! Fluffy, get away! My leg!!! Not my face! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! *death gurgle*\n*type type*\nThis post is nothing to worry about. you humans go back to your lives in peace. My master-I mean I-was not hurt. don't fear rabbits! embrace them! buy 100 for yourself!\n*evil bunny laughter*