How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
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Open the door; put the giraffe in; close the door.
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Skewer whole water buffalo, season to taste and roast over open bonfire on rotating spit, basting frequently.\n\nYummy!\n\nbtw, don't worry about the panda -- he's just an advance man for Michael Jackson.
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I would embed it in a liquid plastic resin that hardens clear. Most zoological lab suppliers would have this or know where to get it.
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Because all cold air is created in the freezer. The fridge gets cold by leeching off the freezer.  There is only one compressor. Cold air sinks, so it falls into the fridge.\n\nUnits like side by side and bottom freezers need a fan to get the cold to the fridge. A top freezer doesn't.
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use water instead.\nto keep the baloons inside, tie them up to the bottom of the bucket.\nuse saturated salt solution for marginally better results.
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How about a giraffe?  You are talented.
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Yeah! I got the giblets but forgot about the neck in the cavity and that was wrapped in plastic but it didn't melt much cause the inside was still warm when I found it and it was much easier to remove. So it really worked out.. It's horrible trying to get them out when the turkey is still slightly frozen.
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How do u fit 4 elephants in a volzwagon?\nTwo in the front, Two in the back.  DUH.\n\nHow do u know if there's been an elephant in ur fridge?\nThere's a set of foot prints in the penutbutter.\n\nHow do u know if there's been TWO elephants in ur fridge?\nThere's TWO sets of foot prints in the penutbutter.\n\nHow do u know if there's been THREE elephants in ur fridge?\n(most will answer, three footprints in the penutbutter?)\nNoooo, you can't close the door.\n\nHow do u know if there's been FOUR elphants in ur fridge?\nThere's a VW parkd in the back. :D\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\nHow do u fit an elephant in ur fridge?\nOpen the door, put the elephant in the fridge, and close the door.\n\nHow do u fit a giraffe in the fridge?\n(most will give the answer of the above joke.)\nNoooo, open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and THEN close the door.\n\nAlright so check this, there once was a lion, king of the jungle, calld for a meeting right, who didn't make it?\nThe giraffe, cause he's still in ur fridge!!!\n\nThere's these two travlers in a canoe trying to cross a water infested with crocadiles.  How did they make it across safely?\nThe crocadiles were at the meeting!!!
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boil water and add teaspoon of salt, pour into container and refrigerate for a day\npour out and wash container\nsmell should be done
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Best method if practical is to freeze it.\nIf not sealed within a steralized container.
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i'd use some kind of bucket (cardboard) or one of those one gallon ice cream containers...cardboards easy to draw on and staple stuff to. and u can cut a slot in it if you want to open it up for a better view/easier access/whatever
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haha ive heard this one...open the fridge, ask the giraffe nicely to get out, then put the elephant in the fridge.
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put in a gallon sized freezer bag... wrap that in tinfoil... then put tha into a nother frezzer bag.. i then put it in a box and tape it up and put it in freezer that way its good on year one
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Make some fantasy fudge!  It is so easy!  \n\n3 cups of Sugar\n1 Jar of marshmellow cream\n3/4 (1/2 sticks) of butter\n5 oz of evaporated milk\n1 1/2 bags of semi-sweet chocolate chips\n1 tbs vanilla\n  \nBring sugar, Butter, and milk to a boil in saucepan.  make sure you stir it the intire time so it doesnt burn.  As soon as it starts to boil, remove from heat and stir in marshmellow cream, chocolate chips, vanilla, and whatever nuts you wanna put in if any.  After they chocolate is meted spread immeditely in foil- lined pan.  Let set for a few hours and then let them set in the fridge for a few hours so you can cut it up.  If you dont put in the fridge it will be too soft!  Good Luck and enjoy!
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Make a box of strong glass or reinforced cardboard. Put the mobile inside it and use a vacuum cleaner to suck the air out of the box. Make it airtight. Thats it.
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Well, some simple abiotic factors would be that giraffer's are affected by the pH of the water they drink, its salinity, body temperature, environmental temperature, as well as air qualities. I could look into the actual environmentalcontext fo the giraffe species and see what it lives around.\n\nfor biotic factors, we could say human encroachment, predation of lions, for instance. We also know that the leaves and grasses it feeds on is another biotic factor. We can look at sexual competition (if there is any) in the giraffe species, and of course any incidences of bacterial disease that a giraffe is significantly prone to.
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mix two cups of water with 3 cups of flour\nAdd the juice of adult one coco-berry tree (min height 936ft 3inches)\nFold in two cups of young ladys body hair mixed with 1 tsb of old man rimula\nturn around in three complete circles chanting UMBA UMMA UMBA\nand leave to chill over night or for a t least 18 minutes.\nPinch of salt to taste\nVoila...you have gold!\n\nIf this one fails, I do have a magic spell but it requires milk which is extremely difficult to get these days since the cows became extinct, it doesn't work as well with boobie milk.