why is it called taking a crap when you are leaving it??
447851
Why are Boxing rings square\nSweatmeats are candy, sweatbreads aren't sweet and are meat.\nIf Vegetarians eat vegetables what do Humanitarians eat?\nYou recite a play but play at a recital.\nNoses run but feet smell.\nPark on driveways and drive on parkways.\nA slim chance and a fat chance are the same.\nIt can be hot as hell one day and cold as hell the next.\nWhen a house burns up it burns down.\nYou fill in a form by filling it out.\nAn alarm goes off by going on.\nStars are out and they are visible, lights out and it is dark.\nWhy when I wind up a watch , it starts yet when I wind up this answer I end it?
184591
i hope this is a joke but if not relax and push it out like taking a crap
312738
i personally don't c what's so funny about it but, hey whatever floats ur boat. but , i do think Ms. Tracey Lyn is right it , sounds like u pooped ur pant's!! \n\nP.S.ALWAYS REMEMBER 2 WIPE IF U DON'T WANT 2 WALK AROUND W/ SKIDMARKS ON THE BACK OF UR PANTS
615923
you either urinate it out or you crap it out.  The water content can also leave your body by your poars in your skin and it evaporates into the air.
105051
it's when someone poops on your chest during sex.\n\nHonest truth
246513
Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Why do you say you're taking a pee when you're leaving something? It's just vernacular.
961193
because you eat poopy!
984954
You are enjoying this too much.  Poop in the pan then move the pan.  Finisher yer big crap then divie up the poop in the pan into the jars......wipe and go.  Don't forget to wash yer hands.
380835
your body absorbes the liquid from the food you eat...waste is then produced...aka poo :)
1031837
I like to do it when I am pissed off to show more expression. i'm Just kidding. It's annoying when people do that. I sometimes do it when I hit Caps Lock instead of the a. Like this:  One time I was walking down the sidewalk and I happened to come apon a dog with 3 legs. He sID, "WILL YOU HELP ME GET MY LEG BACK? iT'S AT THE TOP OF THE HOUSE BY THE ROOF." i REPLIED, "YOU MEAN THE ATTIC?" HE SAID, "wHAT ARE YOU A JERK? oF COUSE THE ATTIC!"  so yeah that's when I do it.
690985
why do men leave the toilet seat up?
686610
you knock off his/her crap and walk away
1040160
because you pushed too hard while you were taking a dump.
777515
1. You are not losing fat, you are losing water weight \n2. It deprives your body of essential nutrients\n3. It's disgusting and eventually you can shit your pants \n4. IT WILL LEAVE LONG-TERM DAMAGE SO DON'T DO IT FOR TOO LONG (LIKE 2 WEEKS)\n5.Your body will eventually become so dependent upon them that you won't be able to crap WITHOUT THEIR HELP!!
402266
its an expression that canbe used to represne tmany mistakes. like forgetting what you were just talking about when a converstaion is interrupted. Or it could be when you forget what you were just watching, or forgetting the simplist of things. All these mistakes happen all the time, depending on how stupid it was is how big of a fart it was.
1004542
ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
318026
I think etiquette would call for the person putting the groceries down first to put the barrier up and give you the room to start to put yours up.  People don't always use good manners though, or maybe sometimes they have a zillion other things on their mind and just forget to, in that case, the other person needs to do it themselves without getting cranky about it.