Favorite expression ... Read Below:?
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My favorites:\n\nOne tree short of a hammock\n\nOne sandwich short of a picnic\n\nThe wheel is moving, but the hamster is dead\n\nThe cheese has slipped off the cracker\n\nI.Q. of two, but takes three to grunt\n\nHe fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down\n\nAn intellect rivaled only by garden tools\n\nand\n\nBody by Fisher, brains by Mattel
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Love the 'amatchure'!\n\n:o)
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Hello!  (with a smile)\n\n:-)
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a palindrome\n\nAnd my personal favorite:\nGo hang a salami,\nI'm a lasagna hog.
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"laughing out loud"  99%+ \n"Lots of love" sometimes
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Good one LOL \nJoga Bonita
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♥ - like that?\n& hearts; without the space\n\nor <3
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the letter "E"...good one! ;P
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Testicle.\n\nI'm embarrassed to admit that this is one of my favorite jokes.
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Red!\n\n"Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt!"
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Hilarious!!! :D I like ur name too ;)
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Nice one.  My favorite one like this is :\n\nIgnorance is bliss.
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http://www.idiomsite.com/
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I learned a goofy mnemonic device to remember this in elementary school... but it always works:\n\nverB - Affect  (A and B are together)\n\nAfter a while, it becomes second nature :-)
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good one\n\n:> peace\n.
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"get over it you dog!!!!"\n"shut up you liked it!!!"\n"woot, joy!!!"
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What about having some fun and inscribing something like this on it...\n\n"If found, please return to <<your name>>."\nOR\n"If found, please return to my loving owner <<your name>>."