Have you ever had a problem with a miscreant switching your communion grape juice with mad dog 20/20?
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Hey! Theres nothing like some truth serum!\n\n\nMad dog 20/20? Geez. .they still have that drink out? LOL..
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Cool! How'd you manage not to spill your bowl of water? What do you mean? Witch soda are you talking about? Witch diet or witch regular? Meerrrheeeeehhheeeee!!!
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Well I was at a voodoo ritual for my 1st time and had drank quite a bit of Malibu Rum. The voodoo priest was telling us that at times people get possessed and fall out. At the same time I was going to lean against a tree and had my hands deep in my pocket. Well, I missed the tree and couldn't get my hands out of my pockets to stop my fall. There were a lot of people there so of course I was very embarrassed. This guy hops over to me and yells "Are you possessed?" which added to my embarrassment. I finally got up and had dirt and leaves all over the side of my face. Pretty funny as this also was being video taped which I didn't know.
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(I'm assuming that we're talking about Communion under the appearance of wine, and that we're also talking about a church which believes in the Real Presence. If either of these are untrue, kindly disregard this post.)\n\nWhile it's true that you aren't required to drink a particular amount of the Precious Blood, it still maintains the "accidents" of wine, so it can still make you drunk. And of course, it also tastes like wine. \n\nHowever, because the body, blood, soul, and divinity of Christ are present in each species - the Host and the Blood - you aren't required to take both. In my church, I'd say only 15% of people actually partake of both species. At least from a Catholic viewpoint, it's absolutely-100%-okay to abstain from the Blood if you feel you need to.
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You are obviously experiencing an overdose of chacolate and mormon tea. Please see your local witch doctor!
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Poison will cause ill effects whomever drinks it. There\nonce was a (so-called) preacher (Jim Jones) who took all his congregation to an island, fed them poison, and they all died. The people were innocent, but the preacher was a devil in disguise, and fooled the people into following him. It\nwas a very sad case.
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yes, i say yahoo answers needs to give jesus and the roman soldiers a violation notice for the violation of MANLAW. i say, they should have given him a mickeys, or some good german beers. i'm feeling swiney today.
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Yup, the bible warned us that satan will talk to you in your moment of weakness. \n\nto heal, you need to say 666 hail mary's and drink one brewed page of the NIV new testament bible per day for 666 days.  If satan is right, he will change your drink to wine and you can party in Hades with him.
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hey saint pervey pirate, i don't think the holy spirit is locked in a bottle, under pressure. the fizz must just be one of it's poor cousins, trapped in the material world.
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That might work for every one but the right one.\n\nI Corinthians 10:21 -- "You cannot drink the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: you cannot be partakers of the Lord's table, and of the table of devils."
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In extreme bad taste unless you just want to jack up the "Opera Bores". I love fine wine and the Opera but both sects ahcve their "bores". Fun to mess with em' on occasion. One time, I didn't swirl my wine and comment on the bouquet. Rather, I didn't like my date so I asked the waited if I could have some Sweet n' Low for my wine.
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Revelation 14:10 The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:\n \nThe answer to your question is NO! Mortal man will loose along with satan. Praise the Lord. Good will conquer evil!!!\n\nColossians 3:6 For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:
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Use black cherry juice instead !!!
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Yes it does.  And hopefully she was "on her knees" at some point, as well.  Hopefully she let you put it in her mouth.  Communion, that is.  Did she tell you all of her naughtiest confessions?  You went to church, my friend.  High Five!
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My ex-husband and I split due to his love affair with alcohol.  After a 2 year separation we decided to try it again since we'd been working really hard at resolving our issues and he assured me (and I thought I had witnessed it) that he was no longer drinking hard liquor.\n\nOne night I went out to the garage where he was working on his ski-doo and notices a full glass that appeared to be half full of cola.  I was about to take it inside to the dishwasher and he said, let me just get rid of the old pop.  He walked  to the door of the garage, discreetly drained the glass and then made a 'throwing' motion with his arm to make it appear that he had chucked the drink.  I knew right there and then that not only had he not stopped the hard liquor, he was also willing to lie to my face about it.  \n\nWe've been split for almost 8 years now.  He doesn't drink at all anymore, and I'm in the process of getting a divorce from him so I can marry a truthful, honest man.  My ex knows it was the lie that killed the marriage, not the drink itself.  Too late...
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I've known two people who've managed to drive them away never to return without being rude.  one was an ancient history grad student who could quote original documents from the time of christ. the other was an arch catholic who tried to convert them as hard as they tried to convert her!  when they hauled out the watchtower, she hauled out the catholic enquirer.  it was hilarious to watch.\n\nme, personally, I tell them about my religious beliefs (I believe in God, not religion).  this generally confuses them to the point they wander away looking pained.
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not personally but i dared a mate half a bottle of bourbon to eat the entire kmart catalog and he claimed to be clogged up for weeks, he enjoyed my bottle though...