How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...\n\nMy head hurts...
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 151 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 845 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 5426 butt cords.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck chunks, how may chunks would a woodchunk chunk?\n\nHow many chunks do you need?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\n\nA woodchuck would chuck wood, if the woodchuck could find wood!\n\nCheers!
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Very interesting question and after many years of careful research and study on this mysterious animal, I have come to the conclusion that if a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would most certainly be the strongest animal, next to human beings as in terms of lifting strength. As to the volume of wood could a wood chuck chuck, that is still in the testing mode out at area 51. Please be patient the results will be here shortly.
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\n\nHow much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?\n\nA woodchuck COULD chuck all the wood he COULD and WOULD chuck if a woodchuck COULD and WOULD chuck wood.\n\nHow much wood SHOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD and WOULD chuck wood?\n\n...Oh shut up.
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.
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0\nExplanation: if a wood chuck chuck the wood it cud by more then ever, but wood chuck can’t chuck wood, that the problem, he need to see odder wood chucker’s to study how chuck wood to come and chuck wood his on
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It Depends: How big is woodchuck, how strong is said woodchuck, how heavy is the wood he's chucking, what instruments did the woodchuck use to chuck the wood with, did woodchuck chuck wood with a time schedule in mind? if i knew all these, i may be able to figure out out how much wood the woodchuck chucked if the woodchuck could chuck wood...
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A wood chuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if the wood chuck Could chuck wood. But, would the wood chuck chuck all the wood he could chuck?
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A woodchuck could chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood
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A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.  But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?  Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?  A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.  Therefore, if a woodchuck could chuck wood and would chuck wood, a woodchuck could and would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would.
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a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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As much wood As a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.\nthis is the sensible answer.\ni have read the links provided for the same question answered by the\ngoogle researchers but it is very complex i could not understand it\ndid u understand it?\n\nAfter much research from internet which iam doing for the past 6 years.\ni have found a reasonable answer for your q.\n\nANSWER:\nAbout 700 pounds. Compared to beavers, groundhogs/woodchucks are not\nadept at moving timber, although some will chew wood. (At Cornell,\nwoodchucks that gnaw their wooden nest boxes are given scraps of\n2-by-4 lumber.) A wildlife biologist once measured the inside volume\nof a typical woodchuck burrow and estimated that -- if wood filled the\nhole instead of dirt -- the industrious animal would have chucked\nabout 700 pounds' worth\n\n\n\ncheck this links\nhttp://www.beercanbob.com/bobfaq.html\nhttp://nethistory.dumbentia.com/nm8801.html\nhttp://people.cornell.edu/pages/rcd9/surv.html\nhttp://www.lib.washington.edu/Ougl/fun/qboard/wood.html\nhttp://ist-socrates.berkeley.edu/~naclhv/seekersfaq.htm#q7\nhttp://stpeter.holyinn.org/www/ramblings/1098.html\nhttp://www.beercanbob.com/bobfaq.html\nhttp://www.bathroomreader.com/faq.htm#20\nhttp://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=639629&lastnode_id=16056\nhttp://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&safe=off&as_qdr=all&q=+%22+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood++%22+origin+answer&btnG=Google+Search