Would you rather see Dick Cheney get smacked down by a giant quail or Dubya get swarmed by a mini-hurricane?
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Why can't I have both?
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I would be astonished if Bush and Cheney flew together. \nThe President and VP do not travel on the same plane -- for pretty obvious reasons.
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I'd bring John Kerry along.  Because:\n\n1. Cheney wouldn't be targeting me, so I'd be safe\n2. Kerry would be safe because Cheney's a lousy shot\n3. Kerry is a good shot
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Lame duck = Bush\n\nDead duck  = what Cheney thought Harry Whittington was.
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I'm calling for a tie. Both have proved they can withstand numerous blows to the head. I'm guessing they would both collapse after 2 minutes.
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It will be President Cheney or President Gingrich!
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I think that you have that question wrong, Bush sucks and Clinton is more Godly. There is always a capital G, but you like bush so I can't expect anything else from you.
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No contest!\n\nPolar bear would win every time. They are much bigger and really, really mean...
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They usually do it doggystyle, but I hear ol' Dubya is a bit of a control freak, so he must be the one on top. On a different note, I sure would love to give it to Condoleeza Rice in the old poop shoot.
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Bush.\nWarmongering corrupt ineptitude on one hand. No intellectual curriosity. Lying to justify an unnecessary invasion and even his own party hates him.  Everything he touches turns to trash.
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I'm with you on this one, this administration is so corrupt and devious that I wouldn't put anything past them, hopefully Cheney's heart will explode soon and the monkey will be impeached.
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Wow, that is hard.  On one hand you have a totally selfish lier willing to go at any length to please himself.  On the other you have a total moron willing to go to any length to please the selfish liers controlling him.  I guess I would go with Bush because he is so cute when he forgets what he's talking about.
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Worse- Bush!\n\nEvery thing's falling apart thanks to him.  He's truly and embarrassment.  I just can't take a president who states that we'll have to wait for the next president to clean everything up.
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His nose would be the perimeter of Iraq, many times over!\nHis strings would be pulled by Dick Cheney, who is very tightly invested in all of the money to be made in the war.
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No. The Pres is always in full communication with his staff and it doesn't matter where he is. The VP does not take over for him unless he is incapacitated. Thank God. Would you want Cheney in charge for 5 minutes? Bush is bad enough.
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Cheney, at least I would have medical attention if something would happen.\n\nActually, if the lawyer would have announced himself it would have never happened, but like he said today accidents happen
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George Washington or George Patton.