which is the most REDICULOUS EXPERIENCE YOU'VE EVER HADDDD......?
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I AM PERFECT I DONT HAVE "REDICULOUS EXPERIENCES"
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I've done so many outrageous things, that I can't pick one that is the most outlandish!  I'm not sure my current boyfriend knows about all of them, and I certainly do not want to start anything tonight!! I would say, to be on the safe side... that the craziest thing I've done to date was when I flew to Boston from St. Louis to visit an online friend.  Turns out he had a one room basement apartment with only one bed.  Keep in mind that I had never met this person until I visited him. I chose to stay with him in his dinky apartment and sleep next to him for however long I was there.  (I think it was like 4 days or so.)  I told my boyfriend at the time that it was an old friend from school that I was visiting.  I was very young, and the guy I was visiting was a VERY big guy! I must have weighed 105 lbs., and he about 300.   I was outrageously stupid to do what I did.  Nobody knew exactly where I was. I didn't own a cell phone at the time.  I had no money. I could have been killed.. seriously!  But fortune smiled on me and I had the most wonderful time.  The guy was a complete gentleman who truly wanted to show me the sights and introduce me to new foods and people.  I do not recommend ANYONE doing what I did.
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I saw one get a ticket one night.  He crossed the road right in front of a motorcycle.  Man in wheelchair went flying, passenger on motorcycle went flying, and driver of motorcycle ended up under the bike.  Was one of the freakiest things I've ever seen.
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Me! my uncle tried to fix his toilet he got really mad at it, so he hit it with the plunger and it exploded and now he has glass all over him and his hand is cruhed...
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When I was standing on a country road (waiting at an unmarked bus stop) in Italy and twelve men pulled their cars over (not all at once), thinking I was a prostitute.  They waved their wallets at me and tried to get me into their cars.  I was so upset that I was in tears, crying beside the road.  Suddenly I heard a sound, and I looked down to see two lizards running across the sidewalk.  Before I could do anything one of lizards crawled up onto my foot and started crawling up my leg.  I could feel it against the skin on my calf, so I lifted my leg and tried to shake it off, but the damn thing just wouldn't come off.  All I could think was, "Everyone thinks I'm a prostitute and I'm going to have to take off my pants to get this lizard out of them!"  So I was standing beside the road, totally crying, shaking one leg around in the air.  All the cars that were driving by were honking their horns and hollering at me... it was soooo embarassing!  \n\nAfterword:\n\nEventually the lizard got scared and crawled off my leg- it didn't get past my knee and I didn't have to take off my pants.  A few minutes later the bus came.  I swear I didn't look like a prostitute- I was wearing a sweater and dress pants!  And I had a suitcase!
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Been there, done that. But I started choking and it was a big powdery mess. =P
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I had an out of body experience.  I floated above my body and watched my friends try to wake me up.  They were yelling at me to breathe and I was alright after a short time.  When I came down, I realized what a low existence we live in.  Reality is a very low existence.  It's hard to put in words.....)(
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My most embarrassing moment happened one morning when i realised i had forgot to put the bin at the side of the road to be emptied the night before, so i ran out in my night dress thinking if i was quick no one would see me. But i was in to much of a hurry and i slipped and fell and the bin landed on top of me. Just at that the bin lorry turned the corner. I am even red faced telling you about this.
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my most embarassing moment......damn, that was funny........i remember that day like it was yesterday...\n\n\nthere was this one time....\n\n\n\n\n\n.......wait!!!.....im not gonna tell u and millions of other ppl on the internet!!!
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nope I haven't.  I imagine it would be a pretty embarassing experience.
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One time I was with a big group of friends at night by a rather quiet, isolated, and dark area (no houses or people; just bushes and dense trees). We need to get to a club by taxi. And so we need to figure out how many people are in our group to decide how many taxi will we need.\n\nWhen we were counting in a circle, we all saw a face of a stranger ( a man) among us. But the scary thing is we could only saw half of his body (upper body only). We all looked at him silently in awe, thinking that can't be true. And then the ghostly figure just turned away and disappeared.\n\nWe could not believe our eyes.
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I witnessed a man who had beaten his girlfriend push her out of a moving car right in front of my house when I was about 15. I remember screaming because I couldn't believe it happened and right in front of my eyes.\nI lived in Flordia for about a year and we were going down Interstate 4 when a girl talking on her cell phone (who was driving very fast) passed us and then on up ahead she hit a semi truck and her car went up under the trailer and exploded. Everyone stopped and you could hear the girl screaming and fire was blazing up the sides of the trailer. No one not even the truck driver had a fire extingusher. She died and I had nightmares about that for years  to come.
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mine!!!\n\nMy husband propsed to me from another country and I could not speak and the phone went dead.  He was worried.  I honestly could not talk i was in shock!!!!!
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Absolutely outrageous...
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This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
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Passion overcame my boyfriend and I one evening and we decided to drive to a secluded carpark.\n\nWhen we got there, we noticed that there were 3 other vehicles parked up at the otherside, windows all semi-steamed up, so  we parked at the other side away from them\n\nAnyway one thing led to another and just in mid thrust so-to-speak there were a knock on the window, we looked out and realised that it was a police officer.\n\nIt appeared that we had been the entertainment for an organised drugs bust and that in the other cars in the carpark was nearly a million pounds worth of cocaine!\n\nThe drug dealers applauded us as they were handcuffed and thrown into the back of a van!
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I have tried most everything back in my day.  The worst trip I had was from Mescaline.  Quite a drug. My story was, I did 2 hits of double domer mesc.  Thought it was pretty cool.  NOT!  I ended up in the hospital, my stomach pumped.  Horrible experience, a tube stuffed down your throat while you are still awake, pumping crap out of your stomach.  My family thinking I was not going to make it.  I don't remember it at all, but when I woke up 3 days latter, my family were all around me, thinking I would die.   No one gave me the "I told you so" because I knew what I did, and how close I came to meeting my maker.  That night I lost my best friend, and I made it. I am still here and he isn't.  End of story.