Has anyone seen that sylvan commercial with the Aquaruim? I chaecked the Math and I'm pretty sure it's wrong?
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okay.  so the fish eats 13.5 lbs of food TWICE a day.  so you have to do 13.5 X 2 = 27.  27 X 7=189lbs. thats what she says!
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I do not believe this is accurate information.\n\nBlessed Be
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I really cannot be @rsed to answer.... and I agree with Angel you are getting really slack at answering our questions despite me enticing you with a union flag and Angel enticing you in her white bikini!  \n\nBut I will take 2pts as I lost 110 this morning...lol....I guess someone didn't see the funny side of the Wizard of Oz.
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I am going to answer these questions once and for all.\n\n1.What happened to the first 6 UP's?\n7 Up was created by Charles Leiper Grigg. After spending over two years testing various formulations, Grigg decided on one that he hoped would meet his goal to create a refreshing and distinctive drink. He would launch the product just two weeks before the Stock Market Crash of 1929. Grigg never explained the origin of the 7 Up name, hence many folklores were born about the name. The most popular one is that Grigg named the soft drink after he saw a cattle brand with the number "7" and the letter "u." Other rumors suggest that the name reflects the drink's seven flavors and carbonation, or that Grigg came up with the name while playing dice.\nSo to answer your question, there are no 6 Ups. \n\n2.Are there any unguided missiles?\nNo. We only have guided missiles and misguided men.\n\n3.Can a stupid person be a smart-***?\nOnly a stupid person can be smart-ass. A smart person does not need to show that he is smart\n\n4.Do clowns wear really big socks?\nNo. Even the richest clown Ronald McDonald does not. You would need big socks only if you have big feet. All clowns have normal shoe sizes. It actually comes in different size of footwear. The rest is just stuffing. Its made big for comical effect.\n\n5.Do fish get thirsty?\nFish does not need to drink water. Their source of energy is food. The purpose of water is different for fishes than it is for living beings on land. The water is a source for their oxygen and they need water to breathe. Which is why fish dies when it is out of water.\n\n6.Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?\nJellyfish will not be able to eat jellybeans. They have a primitive digestive system will not be able to digest it either.\n\n7.Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?\nAlgebra is division of mathematics. It cannot be worn.\n\n8.How come wrong numbers are never busy?\nIf you had dialled the wrong number and got a busy tone, how would you have known that it was a wrong number. You would have thought that the correct number is busy where in fact it was the wrong number that was busy.\n\n9.How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?\nIt hammered onto the ground.\n\n10.How do you write zero in Roman numerals?\nZero did not exist in the Roman numerals. Zero as a concept was introduced in India and was passed on to the west through the Middle east.\n\n11.Why is it that night falls but day breaks?\nThe physical phenomenon is that night is like a cutain that literally falls onto the sky. And the start of day is when a beam of light breaks through the curtain of the night.\n\n12.Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?\nIt is does not say how many individual minute it takes to cook rice. So there is no contradiction.\n\n13.Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?\nHe uses a towel to dry himself.\n\n14.Why do they make scented toilet paper?\nTo create a premium brand of toilet papers.\n\n15.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?\nThe Dog Food connesieur.\n\n16.What was the best thing before sliced bread?\nThe best thing to do before having a sliced bread is to wash your hands.\n\n17.What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?\nIn hell, you are not allowed to speak.\n\n18.What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?\nNothing.\n\n19.What do you call a male ladybug?\nBoth the male and female are called Ladybug. There is nothing unusual about this name becaue the name is "Ladybug" and not "Lady Bug" (like Lady Diana).\n\n20.Why does rain drop and snow fall?\nRain does not drop. The expression is "rainfall". e.g. There was rainfall in this region. The same goes for snow fall. Your question should have been "Why is it rain drop and snow flake?". You're question is compaing apples
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I've seen the trailer, and I'm fairly sure its a hoax.. The story just doesn't seem believable, and the trailer definitely features bits from other films.. I spotted "Catch Me if You Can" in there, and other bits seemed familiar. Sorry!
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Hah! you remind me of the guy who created anhydrous water, you had to dilute it with 2 litres water to be able to use it!!! (joking!)\n\nWell, i think someone must have tried that, but maybe its just not worth it...it could be too expensive or simply not practical..\nBy the way have you ever heard of soya milk?
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i think its bad....i didnt read your link but companies like aquafina owned by pepsi and dasani owned by coke is bad and then you dont always know who your buying.....they should make it obvious that your buying from them
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love that commercial here is the url\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVVtuzVLu4
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I can't believe people are actually analyzing this. Saying it's old and dumb. That the original question was based on an assumption? It's a joke!!!! It was clearly stated that it was a joke. Lighten up people. Take the free points and be happy with the points and a funny laugh for the day.\n\ntosmith
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$.12/gallon???  I can't believe it!  That's TWELVE CENTS/GALLON.  Ridiculous!!!
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After reading the Wikipaedia article, it certainly sounds as if some genius had a brainstorm when designing it.\nStay cool.....Be Happy.
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THe NPV, or net profit value is cookie bark. In this case its stomach thousand units. Don't believe him? Just ask my mom.
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Check out the message board for The Deadliest Catch on Discovery Channel's website:\n\nhttp://community.discovery.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/131101106/m/6491997028\n\nA lot of people have been looking for this song.  Apparently it is not a full song, but just a refain recorded for the commercial.\nGiven the massive fan response to the commercial it seems that Discovery Channel is looking into contacting the artist to record a full version to post on the Discovery Channel website.\nI would monitor the message board for developments.
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Great commercial, it's for Garmin which is a car navigation system. I haven't been able to find it online to watch, however.
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The updated version of that commercial can be seen here:\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rYXmWY9HY4\n\nHope this answers your question.
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I think it's fake.  Last night, that lady walked away w/ $5 bucks!!!  That's it, just $5 bucks.  I think that they way it works, you have a big winner, a low winner, a big winner, etc.  And Howie is getting on my nerves.  He needs to stop shaving his head.
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See my answer to the exact same question asked in the mathematics forum. You have it wrong.