Does any one have any funny jokes or rymes?
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When god made girls,\nhe made them out of lace.\nHe didn't have enough,\nso he left a little space!\n\nWhen god made boys,\nhe made them out of string.\nHe had a bit left,\nso he left a little thing!
460479
Nice .... very funny lol
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i hope this joke can make you laugh\n\nA little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.\nThe son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"\n\nThe mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."\n\n"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.\n\n"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.\n\n"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
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Well, I liked it. LOL. I have seen this before, but jokes ARE for sharing. The human mind is an amazing thing.\n\nHave a great day!
811979
lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
789383
being british im rubbish at jokes but this little ryme might help\nthere once was a girl from kew\nthat filled her vagina with glue\nshe said with a grin \nif they pay to get in\nthey will pay to get out of it too\n:)
979800
really funny keep posting morre
288007
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Funny...
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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Try...\n\n www.jokes.com\n \n               Hope that this helps!!!
847345
awesome joke man....\nheres one 4 ya....\nbe an individual...just like everyone else
548784
i like your jokes, your funny!!
910889
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
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For some Super Duper lame jokes -http://www.hevanet.com/benh/jokes.html\nhttp://www.cartalk.com/content/timekill/lamejokes/\n\nand for funny ones -\nhttp://www.coolquiz.com/humor/jokes/
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That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
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that's a gr8 one. i really enjoyed it. hope u send some more. \nur cool!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthis is the way i keep an old fart busy for 14 seconds.\nbye! \nit was a joke!
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"any jokes"\nthere.. i just said it \nhahhaha ! i know it;s lame !\nsorry !