Where is the weirdest place you've ever puked...?
445306
in a glove compartment of a car....
638328
Throwing up on the person sitting next to you at a restaurant ... but I think that's pretty much unacceptable everywhere.\n\nI know, you were probably hoping for a serious answer, and I have never been to Greece. I find that if you watch and imitate those around you, 80-90 percent of the time, you do okay. And when you make the occasional blunder...you just say, "I'm sorry, I'm new here, and I didn't understand".\n\nAnd by the way...\n\n...I've only been in Yahoo answers for a couple of weeks now, so if vomit humor is unacceptable...
325854
Vomit - it gets me every time!
647634
well hunny, the strangest place for me to have sex would be in a bed!!! lol I've done it most places you can imagine and a lot of places you could probably never imagine! ;-)
910761
You don't want to hear this because I really don't want to remember it but unfortunately it is burned into my memory. So even though it happened a couple years ago I can still see it. \nA male who was dining with guests started clearing his throat (and I am being polite here) then turned around and let go on the window behind him. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen and the restaurant was so appalled they comped our dinner (which I didn't finish by the way).
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My worst screwup was when I was a catering waitress for a wedding, "Family style" (bowls of food placed on the table and people help themselves).  I spilled green bean juice from the bowl onto a woman's dress.  She was so p'ed off!  But her husband laughed hysterically and handed me a $10 bill!  Oh my...
68831
OMG yes.... I was at a chinese place and i had just sat down to eat. it was a very nice place, lots of ppl, and it was a buffett. I moved some noodles over to see what was in it and a cockroach came out walking very slow. I freaked. I didnt make a scene but i did call the manager over and my family and I got to eat free. I think i was 9 years old. It was nuts. lol
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That ranks right up there with mine.  I was in a wedding a few years back and nothing to eat + drinking waaaaay too much = not a pretty picture.  First of all remember this is a wedding and I'm in this beautiful red dress and there is a videographer taping everything.  So, after downing a few beers, and 8 or 9 jack and cokes, and then being stingy with not 1, but 2 bottles of champagne I decide to dance and hop around like the friggin easter bunny, after getting tired I suppose,  I head down into the ladies room to get some cold water and I end up laying on the floor (yeah, yuck) with an audience watching as someone is trying to make me drink some coffee and eat some bread.  Now, I must tell you this part so I can tell you the next part, this wedding was a friend and co-worker so keep in mind that ALOT of co-workers were there as well.  After having a few sips of water my boss....yes you heard right, my boss picks me up off the floor of the ladies room and takes me outside, so there I sat like a lawn ornament for a little while, I believe I had my picture taken with anyone who was out there at the time.  So on to how I get home....my boss puts me into the back of his pickup truck and sits with me while his wife drives me home.  As we pull into the driveway and the tailgate comes down....right there in front of everyone who followed me home to make sure I was ok it happened.   I puked on my boss and his brand new suit....not once, no, not twice, no, but three (3) times.   The story does not end there, my boss, his wife and the maintenance guy from where I work were all at my house and to this day I have no idea how I got out of the now ruined red dress and into my pajamas.  Oh I also woke up on the front porch of my house with my head in my nephew's car seat.  The great thing about all of this is....I still have my job.   Hope you enjoyed the story ;)
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it's very gross.. its where you "eat out" the poop hole
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Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
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HELLO!!!1its not ok to puke at all!! stop eating so much and thats it no more puking!!
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I went to gay bar in D.C. once, many years ago, and quite by accident, with a friend. I did not know until that moment he played for the other team.\nOnce inside, I went the bar and ordered a drink, that's when I noticed there were none of the fairer sex around.\nI looked up at the monitor, expecting to see sports scores or something else.\nAt that exact moment, there was a "moon landing" taking place, and yes THIS one appeared to be real, Full glory touchdown and all....\nI puked all over the bar, and ran.\nHe remained behind, looking for his own moonshot........
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Sorry you don't feel good.  Have you tried a gravol suppository to stop the vomiting thought I'd suggest it since you can't keep anything down.  Surprised no one else suggested it.  As others said drink lots of whatever stays down longest.\n\nHope you feel better soon
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We had just stood in formation for 45 minutes during a ceremony to name a permanent regimental commander and command sergeant major.  I had a lot of water before the formation and I really had to go.  \n\nAfter we were dismissed my buddy and I went to the PX to go get some lunch, so we ordered our food, dropped it at a table, and both rushed to the latrine.  There were 3 stalls and 2 urinals.\n\nMy buddy was ahead of me and he went into the far stall.  I went to the urinal, but some really old guy went to the second stall.\n\nWell the old guy had some sort of problem and made some thunderous sounds on the toilet, to which my buddy remarked "Good Lord you have got some cannon fire over there," thinking that it was me next to him in the middle stall.\n\nI didn't know what he was talking about at first, but then I guess the smell got to him and he said "Oh my God, dude, you reak!  I think I am going to be sick."\n\nThe old guy then let loose with some thunder and there was a lot of plopping.  At that point I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe, even though I wanted to tell him it wasn't me.\n\nSo he flushed the toilet at about the same time as the old guy and they both exited the stall at the same time.  The regimental commander was the old guy.
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing...\n\nAlka Seltzer
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I went in a womans restroom once...sat down and took a nice heavy dump!!!As I chilled for a moment-I thought to myself "wow that person that just sneezed sounds like a chic & why does everyone in here sound like they're wearing high hills?"then it occured to me that I didn't remember seeing any mens p!ssing stalls when I stormed in at first!!!That's when I froze and tried to figure out how the hell am I gonna get out of here unnoticed-for some reason women kept coming in & out all of a sudden...that served me right for taking a long dump!!!Eventually,I managed to escape after 15 minutes of funk!!!After that horrible waiting experience I came to a conclusion--women can talk just as perverted as men or worse & some of them don't wipe...nor do all of them wash their hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Which reminds me of another story of when I was licking this one girls fingers...........I'll save that for another day!
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I POOPED AT WORK ONCE\n\nIT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK\n\nONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT  LOL