How do you confuse a Man Utd fan?
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ask him who his father is
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Rio Ferdinand - Man United
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Fudgie, take a deep breath! Ok, now dont go down that road mate, you'll be calling him nigel in a sec!  Aberdeen supporters are people like the rest of us!  Actually, used to go out with an Aberdeen supporter and he was the Biggest Assshole and Sh#t in bed so why don't I just come over and give you hauners!!! x
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you have no class.....you have no history......you have no European cups.....you bought your way to the title....when your player saw REAL fans at Anfield in the CL semi final last year they nearly p*ssed themselves.\nBest fans in the world ?? LFC....YNWA
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my hubby is a man u fan,he is the first to wind people up if the other teams loose,but when man u loose he sulks,i think its so funny,
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Listen Kid, you need near enough 20 20 vision when your on the ball so you can see where your team mates are and how fast the opposition are coming at you. you also need eyes in the back of your head so you know when to release the ball if team mates are not communicating with you. Don't be greedy. Do everything basic don't try anythin too fancy cause if you fuck up you'll get annoyed start losin confidence in yourself and you'll start to have bad perfances! Always talk to your team mates. be heard on the pitch. don't get aggressive with opponents other players the ref etc..Don't take Cristiano Ronaldo as a role model because he tries too hard and messes up 99% of the time. My idol is Alan Shearer does everytin basic and is an outstandin performer. get some video's and watch him play as he is now hung his boots up!!
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Superhoop is right but i also need the 2 points, for the idiot that don't like Football, pis.. of mate.!!!\nCome on ARSENAL.!!!
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Manchester United Red Devils!
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Hey, I am a big fan of Red Devils, favorite players on the team are Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Ronney. I am from California, United States. I cannot tell you my email until I know yours, so I am sorry. United is going to do a dramatic end to the premiership as they will go on to win it. I will also think they will win the F.A cup, and Carling Cup is there's for sure. I think that they should land Deco from Barcelona and put him to replace Keane as he is a real good player.
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Chelsea is far better than Manchester United in comparison to players but Man chested players are young and energetic. So, the match will be very tough. I think Man chested United is curious to win the match and hope they will win by 3 goal to 1.
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i am a man utd supporter ..and i love him,, dont u generalise it by saying all man utd fan hate him.. i am a huge supporter of david beckham... and even if the world is against him, i will support him.. \nif you people dont like him,, then dont bother to make a question and answer them. i mean, you are the ones who are making a big deal out of him,, just let him play football.. why do u care to hate his every move?\nand dont compare him to Anna Kurnikova .. atleast Beckham has won some trophies... i dont think so FIFA wud have awarded him best on his looks or his modeling talent...\nand if u r talking about 2002 WC,england wud not even have qualified for japan-korea if beckham had not scored in the 93rd minute..
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id say a Chelsea fan. and here are my reasons:-\nfor 1 i think after they've made a runner with ur leg they will properly make sweet sweet love with it..   (buzzin)\nsecond every1 knows Chelsea fans love a bit of gayness..   which means as you are bleeding 2 death on the cold pavement u look behind and what do u see... sum sick bloke wear in a Chelsea top rammin u from behind..  therefore concluding ..\na shark would be better because at least he will only take ur leg. as apposed to stealing it and then performing some necrophiliac to it!!
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This serves to confirm my long held view that Man Utd supporters hail from everywhere except Manchester. \n\nMust be quite unsafe for United supporter from India to visit Manchester. At every turn he bumps into a City supporter.
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Thats an Old Manchester united jersey. Probably 5 years ago. You probably have to get it from someone that has it. He know plays for Real madrid and sharp stopped sponsoring manchester united 4 years ago.
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Man utd is my dream team now,tomorrow and forever
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It has to be from the funniest game of the week!the mighty manchester united going out of the carling cup to the team at the bottom of the championship.\nWhich by the way QPR beat southend 2-0 in the league not so long ago!\nWhich means QPR  must be better than man u!\nGET IN U SUPERHOOPS!!!!
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Manchester United FC.