How do you get rid of an annoying co-worker - without killing them?
439937
There is a trick that always works. . .  Get her resumé, fix it up perfectly and send it out to all types of employers and agencies, they will start calling her with offers of new jobs and she may take one of them.  This always works. . .
287635
i work in a prison so i know scum but you could ask him to try and leave work there tell him it bothers you [remember communication @love can over come anything]
729654
As soon as you enter the office, say to yourself----"IT's SHOWTIME!"\n    tHen you pretend you are an actor, and that you have to be nice and cool to this co-worker.  Or you can just simply IGNORE HER, close your eyes and ears whenever she's around.  Get an Ipod, and listen to it when she's there.  Keep yourself extremely busy so you won't have space for her.
444008
I think I have run into that personality and I personally can not stand them...can't strangle 'em, can't live with 'em.  So if you are like me, you might want to consider other employment opportunities before something unfortunate happens and you find yourself without.\n\nTo get along with this person requires that you play up to them.  You need to ask lots of questions and praise them.  Good luck.
902303
they're co-workers.  not your friends.  you don't have to necessarily explain yourself.  but, like the others mentioned, the printer is distracting, and tell them they're welcome to use that cubicle.\n\neither that, or just tell them the voices in your head said to move to the other office, and you'd rather move instead of go postal on them.  see if they agree.
725928
ignore her and let her be, eventually management will be fed up with her and can her @$$, in the mean time you have to put up with it. they cannot just fire someone without proper documentation or else they can be sued.
235235
Just ignore them..\nthey might get tired if u always ignore them.. \nlive easily!
34787
Because ignoring them is a very passive and not effective way to get rid of someone.  Tell them.  Be direct and let them know you're not interested, you're busy, you have other interests, whatever.  From their end, it's better to know than to wonder.  So not telling them is mean.
679575
your idea is totally genius! I always say... kill them with kindness! It will annoy her that you are being really nice to her, and when she realizes that you aren't upset when she's rude to you, she'll get bored and start to ignore you. Most likely she'll entirely move on to someone else (to annoy) good luck! This method has worked for me MANY MAnY times!
1116402
just tell them in pirvate you dont like it if they are ur friend they will stop
679694
Kill the person who stress or angered me
1150051
Be as nasty as possible if that dont work talk to the police. Show no care or feelings for the person just hate and be very nasty that s the only way to get through to them may sound harsh but thats how its done. oh or intreduce her to you best friend lol
509213
Beat him up!!  No, just tell him that you don't like him like that.  If he keeps bothering you, just ignore him.  He'll move on eventually.
1174984
Annoy Your Roommate\n\nRepeat thoughtfully the last word of everything your roommate says (e.g. Your roommate: "How are you doing today?" You: "Today.... Today......") \nContinuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if s/he ever does the same. \nKill several people. Store the corpses underneath your roommate's bed. Call the police. \nBecome Forrest Gump. \nIncessantly rant about the government's attempts to control our minds by poisoning us with Dihydrous Monoxide. If your roommate tries to explain that Dihydrous Monoxide = H2O = Water, exclaim "HA!! THAT'S WHAT THEY /WANT/ YOU TO THINK!!!!" \nIntensely study the complete list of ways to annoy your roommate. Form a discussion group with your roommate. Give tests. \nStart a food drive around campus to feed your roommate. Comment often on how fat s/he's getting. \nRead nothing but "Human Calculator" books. Consistently make mistake's on simple math (e.g. "2 + 2 = ..3? No, 5! No.......") \nSwitch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. \nTwitch a lot. \nPretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. \nSteal a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. \nBecome a subgenius. \nInject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG. \nLearn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. \nSpeak in tongues. \nMove you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling. \nWalk and talk backwards. \nSpend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them. \nSpend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye." \nRecite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man, "Casablanca,") almost inaudibly. \nKill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench). \nChain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food. \nGet a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are. \nAsk your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks." \nFake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened. \nEat glass. \nSmoke ball-point pens. \nSmile. All the time. \nBurn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously. \nHide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you. \nLeave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances. \nShoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly. \nDye all your underwear lime green. \nBye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet. \nHide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it. \nRemove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due). \nWhenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks. \nArray thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them. \nPaint your half of the room black. Or paisley. \nWhenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why...." Be creative. \nShave one eyebrow. \nPut your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes
699769
You have no option other than calling the police.\n\nThe employee needs to get a restraining order in place.
1028644
Ignore them; don't let them know it's irritating you.  They will get tired soon enough.
980236
Try leaving them alone for once!