Have you ever used a rolling pin on your husband or is that just in the cartoons?
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I haven't...It must just be in the cartoons! But....I think they need it sometimes! I wonder if it would help? \nps...I think they would rather be spanked!!! hee hee
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Yes, me and my boyfriend now husband of almost 10 years got caught many many times. This one time we didn't get caught but its very funny we had sex on my kitchen table why my parents were camping and after we were married while sitting around the table eating dinner with my family my husband says how does it feel to eat at the very same table me and your daughter had sex on. I just about died but now we laugh about it.
601310
THANK YOU.\n\nI KNEW my husband got that scenario from somewhere.\nEvery TIME he says it to me, I think about throwing a rock at him. \nOne of these days...
89505
i dont know if he's using it as a whip or not but heres a comic strip:\nhttp://news.yahoo.com/comics/060215/cx_peanuts_umedia/20061502
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My FAVORITE show!! I love it. It reminds me of mine and my husbands relationship - we are so sarcastic to each other (in a funny way). And Arthur is so funny. I can relate to something in every episode.
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I like my marble rolling pin when I'm making cookies.  It's heavy so there's less force needed to roll out the dough, dough doesn't stick to it very easily - just rub some flour on it if it does, and finally, I have a weird thing about wood - bacteria can get in, it can rot, etc...\n\nHope this helped!
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That is a great show and I have a lot of the original toys that they use in the show.  There is a magazine called ToyFare which does a similar thing in a comic strip format.  The magazine is about toy collecting(mostly action figures) and has some type of adult humour on every page.  It is well worth the laughs.
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no, but i hear chuck norris did once! lol roflmao. im soo fkn funny hahahaha. wow where do I come up with them? oh man I gotta write that one down...lol...oh my sides are splitting. I just made a witty joke about chuck norris..wow im cool.
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lol my hubby took his best friend with him to pick some out for me because he was too embarrassed to go by himself...I treasure the thought because I know how hard that was for him to do that.\n\nWhen he has gone on his own I got flannel PJ's with animal prints on them. LOL So I knew he had help with the sexy stuff.
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my husband does it all the time. he will do it in public just to embarress me. he is white, i think all you guys like to grab it!
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My wife does that all the time but I don't.  I usually laugh at her.  Too bad there aren't any serious answers yet, I'd like to know why also.  I had never seen anyone do it until my wife.
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Very nice one one, I loved it......I am rolling on the fllor right now. I just called up my brither and told him the same joke.
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Yes I have. My ex husband called her mama.
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Really?  Hm...I thought it was the other way around!  Lol...j/k...I try not to do it to my husband because I hate it when he does it to me.  \n\nI'll usually just tell him once and if he doesn't do it or "forgets"...oh well...he'll do it eventually (luckily, my husband is very reliable and not lazy at all...so this rarely happens)  \n\nBut I think wives may nag too much because we want things done our way and at our time...and when that doesn't happen, we can keep on going on and on and on about it...until it finally gets done or we get tired and go on about a different thing.  \n\n---  oops, I change my mind...I thought about it a little more and I think I do nag my husband when it comes to things that I'm really anal about (ie: the windows needing to be open with the fan on when he's cooking bacon)
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Yes me and my younger brother "did". We even went so far as to super-glue him to the couch in his new pants -cheez ball that he was, he ended up breaking it off with our mom.
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Nope I remember Hanger 17.. it was set in an actual big hanger, wasn't it? I really hated the presenter, he used to irritate the t*ts off me. I have a similar problem.. I used to really love a cartoon called the Get Along Gang... but no-one else remembers it! The only way I know I'm not making it up, is that I still have a cuddly toy from it, on my bookshelf, a little beaver with roller skates!
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I haven't but my husband has....\nHe was taking a karate class in South Carolina and Chuck Norris was invited to the class as a guest instructor. Norris asked if anyone would care to step up and spar with him, and like THE DINGLE-BERRY DUMB-ASS he is, my husband, in a moment of sheer stupidity said he would. Well he goes up to Chuck Norris, they do they're bow and then Tony, my husband, kicks Chuck Norris right in the face. And before Tony had a chance to even realize what he'd done, Norris layed him out. And I mean LAYED HIM OUT!!!!! Tony said the last thing he remembers is seeing that big foot coming at him at what seemed like light speed and then looking up at the ceiling.\nTrue Story, no joke!\nIs my man not a big DUMB goof-ball or what?\nAnd what made it worse, when Tony returned back to the class, the next day, the instructor conned Tony into sparring with his 9 year old daughter and she wopped his butt, too!\nLMAO\nBut in his defense the little had been taking Karate since she was about 3 or 4 so, she was way more advanced than him, and in so many ways, lol!