What happens if I tie a piece of toast to a cat?
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Never seen a better question: absolutely Brilliant.....Happy to know that i am not the only whacko in these parts....\n\nNow for the tricky part, namely the answer: \n\n(My answer assumes that despite your busy schedule you did not forget to butter the toast before you threw her off the cliff......\n\nMy answer also assumes that the cat has not expended its 9 lives already which is likely if this is the tenth time that you are attmepting this experiment ......)\n\nSince the buttered side faces the cat, the cat potentially has access to it,. So the rate at which the combined weight of the cat and toast (x) accelerates the downward progress will be negated to some extent by the rate at which the cat can lick off the butter from the toast (y). Note that the cat licking off the butter, will not change the combined weight as the total weight remains same as the butter remains in the cats stomach.....BUT the bread clearing of butter takes away the ability of the toast to land on the proverbial buttered side, which could shift the odds to a slower descent than a total suspension in midair......ofcourse one will have to take other confounding factors into consideration as the cat vomiting, or god forbid even farting thus upsetting the weight balance/buoyancy or even propelling it faster downward due to an equal and opposite reaction.
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it will end up with tie.
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if that will make him happy, tie him up with a soft scarf and spank him with asoft cat of nine tails. it may even tickle a bit. that way you ccan dominate without injury.
653113
perhaps your cat dropped a dime on you
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A really ugly tomcat trying to get it on with our cat who was wearing a home-made chastity belt at the time.\n\nFor the full story, see\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqYnUW2w4ZF1CkWcQPQbVXsy6IX?qid=20060616135108AA9kd30\n\nJust picturing should be enough to make you laugh.
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Ask Catbert. He should know.
872061
Take the cat in, if you can't hide a cat, you have issues.
1007809
sure u can just doin;t tell the cat
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my cat rubs her @ss against me.\ndoes that count?
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you are sillitty to wed a kittiti cause they are shittiti.Your throat he will slittity.\nMIAOOOW
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I am sorry:( Your kitty needs to go to the vet to have it stitched up. Poor kittycat, you shouldn't let him run loose like that. If another kitty is that mean, he could just very well kill your kitty.
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tie a hamster to it with the claws on the tip of your wee wee..............
37093
Oh goody, Zork.  It is a Grue.\nYou will likely be eaten by a Grue.
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There are two problems w/ your question. \n   1. You need a hypothesis w/ to test against\n   2. If the cat lands on its feet the toast may never hit the ground.  This satisfies both the requirements of the experiment by stating one will never happen. -Or- If the toast hits first, the cat never lands.  Either way one doesn't hit the ground.
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I made one in 11th grade that filled a cat dish with food....in fact, I eventually rigged it so my cat could rub into the lever that would set the whole thing in motion.\n\nOther ideas:\n- ring a door bell\n- drop a new pencil on a table\n- turn off a light switch\n- fill a glass with a bottle of water
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Yes, but have you ever heard of Pavlov's cat?\n\nOf course not!  Cause that would have been the end of him:\n\nDay One: Rang bell; cat ignored it.\nDay Two: Rang bell; cat said he'd already eaten.\nDay Three: Rang bell; cat answered the door.\nDay Four: Rang bell but cat put his paw on it so it only made that little thunk sound.\nDay Five (the last day): Cat rang bell; I ate.\n\n~Eddie Izzard in 'Definite Article'\n\n* * * *\nSorry for the lack of a serious answer, but I find that bit hysterical!  If you want more information on the actual experiment with Pavlov's dog, click on th elink below. =)
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Get a couple of cats.