About The Marry Me Thing. I was kidding.?
84933
You better not be kidding!!  My daughter caught the bus a few hours ago and will be knocking at your door in the morning.  \n\nIf you break her heart, you're going to have to answer to her Pa!!
452981
My friend Andy was like, "they should use a new dating method, Before Comedy, which would have been before me".  Sorry. Sort of corny.
379922
Hm mm  I've heard of people being proposed to, never heard of someone being proposed.  I propose you go get an education and then someone who cares and loves you might propose to you in real life.
1161981
ask someone to marry me
143115
Looks like I'll be marrying a large woman named Grace on the Isle of Man.(Hmmm) Does sound like the scenario I've already worked out in my head concerning my own marriage. It's not going to happen!
237776
marriage...mistake....too young..
1088074
Oh! Dear, mh!. You are suffering from a so-called “blindness of nature and reality”. The background of friendship lines and marriages, are far-far apart. You cannot feel the hotness of a liquid without a media. \n\nThe very same mistakes, many of us committed before we got married which result to an endless selectiveness efforts. You know why, many of us lied standardizes lines, that Our lovely ones must contains,  and get stuck if one least line misses. Hopeless thought.\n\nListen now, I assure you, that is a best husband for you. The inner of you confess it but surroundings doubts. Those surroundings disappear as the momentum of marriage life set to operate.  I suppose you close some tool monitoring your standards, co’se your mind-knowledge filled with blank entities you don’t fully defines them.\n\nI Evidently assured you that, People who are living together without an authorized marriage (no matter how long they are or how many kids they produce) , people who share a “hidden love”(day-night see you..bye.), and all the “fonicas” committers, all such groups knows nothing within authorized marriage. They define marriage as a fucking game. That is all.\n\nMarriage is a decree, principled from God, from there now, definitely you can get the divinity; 1+1=1\n\nContact me via  Bihagaze@yahoo.co.uk    for more
849600
sounds like a weird deal. try internet dating where you get to meet someone way before you decide to marry them..
885751
If you're not sure now then it won't help if you get married.  Call it off now before you make a huge mistake.  You probably don't want to live the rest of your life like that.  I don't know many people who would want to.
653613
A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her \nright away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." \n\nHe said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." .....\n\nWhoops.\n\n\n\nOk, here is my real joke, the only other one I can remember in my flu delirium.\n\n...as told to me by my best friend when she was eight and I was ten...\n\nIf you are on the potty and you are not American, what are you?\n\nyou're-a-peein'.....
399433
I did.\n\nMy marriage was in danger of falling over.\n\nIf a person is truly committed, they will do this. At the very least, go for yourself and clarify things in your mind.
259563
I've totally been there. It sounds weird to people that haven't, but it takes some getting used to. Don't think he's weak, or trying to trick you...just appreciate & enjoy it. What did I do? Well I married him!
77873
I am here for the sake of my own happiness.\n\nI am not dishonest.\n\nI would marry so that my husband and I could jointly share all our assets.\n\nI would marry so that my husband and I could immigrate to each others countries if we chose to do so.\n\nI would marry so that my husband and I could share insurance, hospitalization, and retirement benefits.\n\nI would marry so that my husband would own all my assets if I were to die first.\n\nGet it?
340113
I think you got it all wrong.  I know many americans, myself included that did it way before getting married.
530519
i reached out and rested my hands on somthing while waiting for someone and this man i didnt know  grabed my hand inspected it and said "what no ring? why arnt you married yet?" like it is somesort of crime to be single. i told him as much but he just shook his head. the person he was there for called to him and went an had a meeting with them. if he isnt married i know why:>
697618
Naw...in fact you seem to have an superb grip on this. not vindictive, vengeful or spiteful but by God there isn't anything better than sitting back and gloating. Heh, heh...guess they found out that there was just a tiny little bit more than fu*cking like rabbits huh? \nI think you'll always feel this way and screw it...don't feel bad. You went through enough because of those two. You madam...have a special place in my heart for your mature and sensible handling of this whole situation. \nI tip my hat to you and now consider you one of the star attractions that shine amongst the sea of mopes, idiots, illiterates and trash that roam this domain. Were I not married myself I'd propose.
781352
amen. will u marry me.