How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Zero \n\nLike everything else, they let the paralegal do the hard work. \n\nThey'll just collect the fee and inform you that the light bulb is in.
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Um... It depends on how drunk they are and how small.  A full-sized troll would not fit in a lightbulb, but if you had some of those super-tiny ones, you could prolly fit about 30 in there, and you know how trolls are...\n\nYeah, you know what Dragon means. ;)
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Edison invented the light bulb. It was a bit of inspirational genius that took many tries before he got it right. The idea was good but putting in all the effort to make the idea work was how the inspiration became genius.
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http://www.oneaddplace.com/\nhttp://www.ncpamd.com/Adult_ADD.htm\nhttp://www.mental-health-matters.com/articles/article.php?artID=463\nthe first one is my favorite\nADD person who should be working but is answering your question instead.\nQuestoin: how many ADD does it take to change a light bulb?\nAnswer: wanna ride bikes?
18975
find another lawyer to do this
1166066
Go buy a light bulb, they don't cost that much.
846799
It takes energy to push that current through your lights and appliances, and that's what your paying for. One way to see it is to consider that what comes out the downstream prong is at 0 volts and therefore of no use to anyone. Or, you could just wire all your lamps in series and see how that works!
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Sounds as if he might have other responsibilities he's not willing to tell you about at this time.  Do you have a way to get in touch with him? If not, then another light bulb should go up. Weigh your pros and cons and then make a decision. Wish you well!
1000725
Criminal lawyers and Corporate lawyers. I don't exactly know if there are more than two.
6643
5, 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the room around
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I just watched something about this on Oprah today. There's these lightbulbs you can buy for about $10 each that have 10 times the life of regular lightbulbs and use up to 66% LESS energy. Also, RECYCLE, REDUCE, REUSE! Plant trees! Use as much recycled materials as you can! And spread the word! Let's all become environmentalists so we can save the Earth for our children and THEIR children! :)
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You need an attorney.
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Not quickly enough!\nIt takes a few minutes (not seconds, like in the commercial!) for the complete change to occur.\nI even had to hold my glasses outside of my window to get them to change when I got in my car....there wasn't enough brightness to get them to change otherwise!\nI couldn't stand mine, so I got rid of them!
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Lets  name the Switches as "A","B","C".\n\nTurn the switch "A" on. Switch it iff\nTurn the switch "B" on.\nOpen the door..\n\nIf the bulb is glowing, the switch "B" is the answer.\nIf not, then touch the bulb. If it is hot, "A" is correct switch else "C" is the answer.\n\n\nI think I've got this one correct.
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Is there a light fixture in place now?\n\nIf not you will need an electrician to install a new box for you.\n\nIf there is already a light that you simply want to replace you can do this yourself.\n\nFirst off find the fuse box or circuit breaker box and turn off the breaker for the light in question.  (Double Check this, It's important.)  Remove the fuse or switch off the breaker and put a piece of tape over it just so it doesn't get turned back on while you're working on it.\n\nNow you will notice that the room where you are working if you have selected the correct fuse or breaker is dark...  You will need a light so you can work.  If you have a helper to hold a flashlight for you it will help.\n\nLight fixtures vary from type to type typically there will be two nuts or screws that hold it to the wall or ceiling.  Remove these two nuts or screws and see if the light fixture becomes loose, note that some lights have been painted over and you may need to score around the light to break it free.\n\nPull the light GENTLY from the wall, you don't want to break the feed wires off and in some older homes the insulation on these wires can be very very brittle.  So be careful (You've been warned!) \n\nYou should see three wires a black a white and a copper wire attaching your old light to the house wiring.  Typically these will be connected with little caps called wire nuts. And they may have black electric tape on top of them. Unscrew the wire nuts and remove the old light, again be gentle with the house wiring, if you break off the wires you will need an electrician to come in and replace the circuit (Again you were warned).  The installation is pretty much the reverse of the removal and instructions should come with your new light.  \n\nThere are many web sites out there to help with this sort of thing.\n\nhttp://www.diynetwork.com/diy/ha_installation/article/0,2037,DIY_13868_2275829,00.html\n\nYou can also check your local library for books.\n\nMost important to remember electricity can kill you and cause a house fire, if you don't know or are unsure about some thing stop and ask a professional or get a professional electrician to do it for you.
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Either all the light bulbs were put in at the same time. Or You just might be suckin up too much energy at the same time.
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Ten.  The first nine will not understand the directive to replace the bulb because you gave it in English.