What is the worst birthday gift you have ever received?
87891
Beleive it or not, a box of chocolates that i gifted the giver a few months back on her birthday . It was fresh when i gave and when i opened the box, it was already past its prime.
6133
I don't about dumbest but definitely the worst. This uninvited guy and his wife gave us a jewlery box. I opened it up and it was moldy and waterlogged, looked like he found it in his basement. Yes it was intentional! We think it was a wedding gift that he might have received years ago.
770285
Perfume that smelt like cat wee, I once got some plasters but the one to top it all off, was when I received a "gold" chain from my father and his girlfriend (it was vile and I don't wear gold, it wouldn't even have been worth anything if I'd've cashed it in) whilst my brother sat there and unwrapped a games console complete with 4 games...
729187
MY worst Christmas was the Christmas after my 15-year-old son died from leukemia.   We missed him and were sad - and a lot of our friends and family didn't know what to do or say - so they kind of avoided us.   \n\nTrying to put up the tree and unpacking ornaments that this child had made and we had hung on the tree every year - was absolutely heart-wrenching.   \n\nLittle things kept coming up - Do you put his stocking up? Do you try to keep up the little traditions?   We ended up setting a plate out at his place at the table, and putting a rose on top of it.  \n\nI got up on Christmas morning to find my other son sobbing in front of the tree - saying he missed his brother getting up early to see what "Santa brought".   \n\nIt is hard to describe how horrible that first Christmas was after this loss.
660343
Give him a tacky tie.  Then scream at him for not remembering and getting you something.\nDon't ya just LOVE first month anniversaries?!!!
1174702
The most expensive gift I've ever recieved from a guy I was seeing was a diamond ring.  It was only .25 carots, white gold.  He was a drunken a**hole and after I had ditched him I gave the ring to a little girl I passed by at a fair because I felt it was bad luck to keep it.  ...I wonder if she still has it... No definately not still with him, really wouldn't mind never seeing him again.  :-)
454657
Well I hope you get your Birthday gift! You deserve it! I will take you getting what you want for my gift!
727392
I got my first Christmas card today.\n\nPlease, please kill me now.
80853
Happy Birthday!! Mine was yesterday. Hope you have a good one!!!
963917
I married my wife on her birthday.  I just wish her birthday had been on Christmas . . . lol
6690
wheni was 10 my grandma sent me a really dressy- dress (on of the poffy dress u wore when u were little) for christmas . I HATED IT.
835511
just don't get them a gift.  their request is super fricken tacky !!
834703
MY husband and sons birthdays are.. My husband always got ripped off..christmas/birthday gift.. For our son its not going to happen to him..
648059
Thank them then chuck it away, I know it's the thought that counts but obviously very little thought (if any) went into that gift ... Actually, donate it to charity, make an unfortunate person smile :-)
23334
Thank you for asking!  I was very surprised to finally get a useful gift from my husband.  He sprung and got me a palm pilot.  I have been really bad this year and have missed appointments and birthdays.  I will get organized this year if it kills me.  Have a great holiday. I hope that you got everything on your wish list.
385731
Returned a gift they didn't want/like.
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.