Whats the worst date u ever been on?
97556
I went to a hotel party. Well it was just acouuple people. I didnt drink and my date and I were laying on the bed making out and then he told me to hold on and leaded to the other side of the bed and threw up. I had to be home that night and he was suppose to take me. He passed out So I had to call a close guy friend to come get me and take me home at 4am. Was suppose to be home at 2 so I got in trouble and couldnt see the guy agian...well that was the good part about it....didnt mind that
1031963
How about a bad break up story? \n\nI was waiting for my b/f to bring me my boom box to teach a dance class. He was supposed to be there by 8pm. We waited and waited for him. At 2am when the place closed, I walked out with my students and friends to find a note on my car. He said that he had waited for me but since I didn't come out (like I was supposed to know he was outside!), he had to leave a note. What it came down to was that he was a coward and couldn't break up face to face and in front of my friends. \n\nAnyway, after telling me that afternoon that he loved me, he told me in the note that it wasn't working out........what a loser! I am better off without him!
506945
double date with my friend's boyfriend's brother ... he couldn't speak any english just kept winking & smiling .. very creepy
399330
I have had some of the most catastrophic dinner dates ever. But I know how be so funny that I get myself out of trouble.\nSo, remember, the next time you fire a carrot from your soup our of your left nostril like it's a torpedo, it's funnier than disgusting if you make it funny and don't allow it to be disgusting.
1092747
I have one for you.  I used to live in Columbus, Ohio, and I'd put an ad in a Single's Magazine.  There was one lady that replied that seemed relatively nice, so we agreed to meet at a restaurant one day.  When we met she was so nervous you could cut the tension with a knife.  I don't remember what we talked about or for how long we talked but after the date was over we never saw or heard from each other again.  She was relatively nice looking and had a pleasant personality, but no matter how hard I tried I could not get her to relax.  I  could honestly feel the tension so bad that I felt I was being pushed against a wall.  Definitely a very strange experience because I don't think I'd ever scared someone so bad in life as much as I think I scared this poor woman.  Oh well, I chaulked it up as one for experience.
1058534
The worst breakup line of all time is the whole "It's not you, it's me" lie.\n\nThe worst pick up line I've ever heard is from a guy that already had a girlfriend:  "What do you consider cheating?"
78999
How cheecky! What a way to find a date! Count me in! (No just joking count me firmily out!)
224809
Mine was horrible so I know I won't win...I sat at home and waited for that certain someone to call and once again he didn't.  you think a girl would learn her lesson
811343
The only one that really comes to mind is once I took a girl out to a pumpkin patch a week before Halloween.  We both bought pumpkins, then went to dinner and watched Zoolander, then back to my house to cut the pumpkins...which we never finished until 3 days later.  Never had so much fun on a date before or since.
662715
A really Booooring Date. Probly their last Date too.
43594
There are a lot of really bad things that could happen on a first date.  The worst thing?  I don't know . . . if your date died, maybe?  That would just about top them all.  The worst experience I had on a first date was pretty mild.  It was a blind date and we went to a dance and when the song "Fantastic Voyage" came on, he started jumping like a pogo stick -- that was his idea of dancing. *eyeroll*
816999
The worst date I have ever been on would have to be with 'fingerless clubby'  Yes it was a horrible horrible internet date, and here is the story.  I met this guy on the net.  He seemed really nice, and he was good looking in his pictures, very nice when we talked over the phone and after about 2-3 weeks of talking on the phone we finally decided to meet in person and have dinner at applebees.  When I arrived I sat at the bar and had a beer while I waited for him.  About 5 minutes later I hear this voice call out my name, it sounded like a little kid.  I turned around and I didn't see anyone there.  Then I heard a voice say 'are you Tiffany?"  Thats when I looked down and saw a munchkin, he looked like a munchkin anyway.  I wanted to pick him up but I refrained.  He couldn't get on the bar stool, so I downed another beer and we went and sat at the booth.  I was sooo embarrassed, and I ordered another beer very quickly.  When I got a good look at him I noticed he had hearing aides in both ears, and was missing his fingers on one hand.  I felt bad for him, but I knew this wasn't going anywhere.  I just wanted to leave.  After we ordered dinner (yes I ate with him) and downed another beer,   he started talking about his club feet and how he was in the process of getting them fixed.  He also had a hairy nose.  I just couldn't take it anymore and I ran to the nearest exit, with him of course saying Tiffany wait!  Oh god please never ever let that happen again.  I also met another person on the net that smelled like as s.  It just doesn't work.  Screw internet dating.
566123
Never had one!  I have only dated 1 man in my life!!! He asked me out on a date when I was 25.( I had never been on a date before) and we had a great time! We have been together as a couple for almost 8 years and been married for 5 years. And I was a virgin when we got married! I was 28.
952521
worst: "Sorry, but I'm kinda already with someone"\nbest: "OMG! 10 inches!!!"
1014081
u have to be the worst lesbian ever
952562
yes, my first date went loopy, nothing went right and it took me a year before i had the courage to go on another date.
298716
WORST..WHEN MY GIRL FRIEND DEPART ME..\nBEST...WHEN I SAW HER WITH MY ENEMY..!