Does a Bear Crap in the Woods ???
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Ok when is that last time you saw a bear use the bathroom? \nWhen is the last time you were hiking and you saw a portapotty in the woods?\n\nYeah they crap in the woods among other things!
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they saw to lock your food in a big metal box, ot hide it up in a tree. that seems like a bad idea, because now the only meal on the ground is YOU. and i think you'd need more than a 45 to take down a bear. they're huge.
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a woodchuck would suck no wood if a woodchuck could suck wood. he would telll you too suck it
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it's legal to kill it as long as you don't shoot it, and you give it a name first. what i suggest, grab darts from your dart board and start hurling them at the bear saying, "take that baloo!" \nas far as eating them goes, it's only gross if you don't use A1.
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The first point you need to realise is that bears don't really hibernate. They simply go to sleep for the winter, which is quite a different thing.\n\nIt is perfectly normal for a 'hibernating' bear to wake up and go for a walk around outside for a few hours or a few days and then go back to sleep. So that answers your question regarding bears. It will do them absolutely no harm whatsoever for them to be woken up.\n\nReal hibernating animals however are small mammals. The biggest of the true hibernators is the marmot, which is about 100X smaller than a bear. These true hibernators do not simply go to sleep, they enter a state of virtual suspended animation. All their body systems slow down. Many    systems such as the kidneys shut down entirely. Body temperature falls to just a few degrees above freezing.\n\nIt is quite impossible to wake these hibernating animals through normal means. They have a pre-programmed time clock that will wake them up, and nothing short of drugs will alter that.\n\nHowever if they are woken through the use of drugs and returned to the wild they will die. Once the annual hibernation cycle is disrupted it can't be restarted until the following autumn. Being awake in the middle of winter they will either freeze or starve to death within a day.\n\n\nIn summary: hibernation can never be disrupted without killing the hibernator. Bears however don't truly hibernate, they simply sleep, and it won't harm a bear to be disturbed during their winter sleep.\n\nHowever they will be mighty angry and probably take your head off. And having done that they will almost certainly eat you before going back to sleep.
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depends on where they are. if they're near houses, they eat garbage.if in the woods,they eat anything including tree bark, but unless they find something dead to eat they won't last long. chances are they'll die of thirst in either place.
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It depends on how many other men are in the woods with him..... Then you will have several wrong answers...lol
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There was a fox and a bear talking one night in the middle of the forest. The fox says, "Hey bear what kinds of animals did you eat today?" The bear answers, "I only had a dear and I shared it with my cubs. How about you?" \nThe fox replies, "I had a chicken from old McDonald's farm and sheep earlier today. I am stuffed."\nThe end
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out in the woods if you are into the outdoors... you dont have to worry about much if you keep it quiet!!! and it is free!!
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i was having a great day fishing for coho in a river on the queen charlotte islands. we had caught and released more than our fair share and we were taking a beer break. the fellow just up-stream from us hooked and landed a really nice one. he got himself rigged up and turned to cast when a very large black bear came running out of the bush, grabbed his fish and took off. we sat there with our mouths hanging open and watched the fellow continue to fish with not a clue. the bear had taken the fish from less than 5 feet away from him. it took him more than 15 minutes to figure out that his fish was missing, then when he did he turned and looked at us as if we were the guilty parties. we finally had to show him the bear tracks in the sand.
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true story...........2 years ago i shot at a 6 pt and missed low.i thought i hit him.so i went to check for blood and found white belly hair and a pile of dung.so..............i guess i shaved his belly and scared the poop out of him.\nwell that evening i went back to the same place to hunt and guess what?he came in a little later,well i did not miss him the second time.(atleast i think it was the same deer)
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Yeah.\n\nWent out plinking with my .22, and when I came into small clearing up around the bend, I was face to face with a black bear and her cub. Range: 4 feet. I ran north. They, thankfully ran south. Happy ending.\nMoral of story: Carry a larger gun in the woods if you choose to wander into a tough neighborhood.
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i guess that would depend on the woodchuck...is he lazy or energetic,healthy or sick, etc....??
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WHAT KINDS OF DISEASES AFFLICT THE BLACK BEAR?\n\nWildlife diseases do not appear to play a major role in morbidity and mortality of black bear populations. However, routine surveillance is lacking. Bears in Idaho showed antibodies for tularemia (19%), Q-fever (6%), brucellosis (5%), leptospirosis (1%), and other pathogens but none showed serious clinical signs of the diseases. In the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, bears showed antibodies for Leptospira sp. (22%), but tested negative for brucellosis and canine distemper. Bears sometimes show evidence of periodontal disease and dental caries (“cavities”). \n\nBlack bears rarely contract rabies. Large amounts of virus are necessary to infect the animal and infected individuals show little or no virus in their saliva. Only 10 rabid bears were reported in North America through 1983. Since the onset of raccoon-strain rabies in the Northeast, 1 rabid bear has been reported in New York and none in Massachusetts. Captive or pet bears may be a greater risk. In Iowa, a captive cub at a petting zoo developed acute neurologic signs and died. Initially diagnosed with rabies (but later proved to be false-positive), the animal exposed an estimated 350 persons from 10 states. The initial expense to contact these people and give them post-exposure treatment was substantial. \n\nReferences: Binninger et al. 1980, Cook and Pelton 1978, Gleason et al. 1999, Rogers 1983\n\n\n\n\nThis site can help you!  \n\nhttp://www.mass.gov/dfwele/dfw/dfw_bear_biology_faqs.htm
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DONT FEED THE BEAR!!\n\nThey had a bear that lived in the front yard
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big bear HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Do bears crap in the woods? Oh of course, junior! They all do if you rub them the right way!