Please make an unique answer to this classic question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Plato: For the greater good.\n\nMachiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom    among them has the strength to contend with such a       paragon of avian virtue?  In such a manner is the       princely chicken's dominion maintained.\n\nOliver North: National security was at stake.\n\nAlbert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.\n\nAristotle: To actualize its potential.\n\nBuddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.\n\nEmily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death.\n\nPyrrho the Skeptic: What road?\n\nRonald Reagan: I forget.\n\nMr. T: Don't be a fool! If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too.\n\nMacBeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.\n\nHamlet: That is not the question.\n\nJack Nicholson: 'Cause it f***ing wanted to. That's the d**n reason!\n\nDarwin: It was the logial next step after coming down from the trees.
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here is few answer on Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road ?   \nWhat The Experts Had To Say... \n\nKindergarten teacher:   Because it wanted to get to\nthe other side. \n\nAristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross\nroads. \n\nRonald Reagan : I forget. \n\nArthur Andersen (consultant) : \n\nDeregulation of the chicken's side of the road was\nthreatening its dominant market   position.  The\nchicken was faced with significant challenges to\ncreate and develop the competences required for the\nnewly competitive market.  Andersen, in  a  partnering\nrelationship with the client, helped the  chicken  by\nrethinking  its  physical  distribution  strategy and\nimplementation processes. Using the Poultry\nIntegration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken\nuse its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and\nexperiences to align the chicken people, processes and\ntechnology in support  of  its  overall  strategy\nwithin a Program Management framework. \n\nRichard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.\nI repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. \n\nComputer Programmer: In order for the chicken to cross\nthe road safely they would need more than one driver\nto access the server farm, if not they will hang in\nthe middle of the road. \n\nJerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,\nwhy doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck\nwas this chicken doing walking around all over the\nplace anyway?" \n\nBill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken\nOffice 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will\nlay eggs, file your important documents, and balance\nyour checkbook. \n\nColonel Sanders (KFC): I missed one? \n\nBill Clinton:  I've had so many chicks, I can't\nremember...
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The chicken saw a cute hen on the other side of the road and proceeded to cross in order to meet her, however as he was crossing the road, Colonal Sanders saw him and picked him up. The poor chicken was someone's dinner that very evening. I'm sorry to have to break this sad news to you...
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Chicken are present where they were because they never corossed the road. Its he who crossed the road.
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Because it took him to the other side of the road and he knew better than to use the road since the chicken got flattened on that.\n\nThis is hilarious.  The most asked question and you can't even get it right LMFAO.  Or are you claiming aardvarks prefer rods over roads?
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The chicken cuz God created all animals not eggs
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Because he was tied to the chicken?
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nothing, its just that its hatched by different kinds of chickens. that is it.thanks for the points!
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Albert Einstein:      Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.\n\nAristotle:            To actualize its potential.\n\nJack Nicholson:      'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.\n\nPyrrho the Skeptic:   What road?\n\nDarwin:               It was the logical next step after coming down from\n                      the trees.\n\nEmily Dickinson:      Because it could not stop for death.\n\nEpicurus:             For fun.\n\nRalph Waldo Emerson:  It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.\n\nWerner Heisenberg:    We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
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There is the answer to satisfy your curiosity. You have to read all of them though;\n\nhttp://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=Ais_0_mi7bIuM8xOSMy8RRYezKIX?p=chicken+or+egg
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damn i got a million...\n\n*To prove to the possum it could actually be done!\n\n*There was a car coming.\n\n*The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. \n\n*There was free beer on the other side of the road.\n\n* We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.  We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.  The chicken is either with us or it is against us.  There is no middle ground here.\n\n*Out of custom and habit.\n\n*Because it could not stop for death.\n\n*I forget.\n\n*To prove it could never reach the other side.\n\n\nsooo yeah
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u mean why did the chicken do tht? don't u ?  \n1) to  get to the other side\n2) to escape the butcher\n3) its other family members had already gone to the other side
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This just must be one of the most irrelevant, useless and meaningless questions on the Yahoo!Answers site for the whole night!\n\nIts right up there with, "Are the feathers of the dead chicken lying on the dirt road in Quangji province, brown or beige?"\n\nI means are there even a dozen people on Earth today who care about the answer to that question? Detriot or Arizona? Give me a break!
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from a christian point of view, one would say the chicken because god created animals, but if one would look from a scientific view one would say the egg because over evolution, the animal would change from the egg, not randomly one day
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the chicken with the rooster definetly, cause without a rooster a chiken cannot lay an egg :)\n\nthe chicken crossed the road to see the rooster :D
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How do you really know it did cross? Everyone assumes the chicken crossed but maybe it's a myth.
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I heard this joke earlier today.\nIt's a peridox, the chicken was made from the egg but the egg is needed to make the chicken.\nThe truth is, god made all the little chickens and birdies and all that good stuf and THEN the cycle began. The chicken came first.