Boothster’s Rock Question of the Day?
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Whatever Gets You Thru the Night
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"I love the fact that this is quite obviously a clever joke and not everyone has got it. HE'S IN TWO MINDS AS TO SEEK HELP. COME ON PEOPLE! Pay attention!"\n\nI love the above quote.\n\nAll of the answers up to his were ironic and he didn't get it. Reminds me of someone I used to know, my secret friend, mini me!
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A kid my husband grew up with is named John Lennon...In fact the day John Lennon(the beatle) was shot I came home and my room mate told me. The first thing I thought was...OMG! our friend John had been shot!
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My man, the lovely, the hot... drum roll please...\nLadies and gentlemen...\n\nCARL EDWARDS!!!!\n\n(Woooooooooooooooo!!!!)\n\nOh sorry!!! I just can't help myself!!! I'm so obsessed with Carl!!!
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wow.do you have something against jewish?????????   the joke was funny... question:how are ya gonna choose the best answer????lol
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Stephi. it was my question ,and it was a little bit potty mouthed,but it still deserved a short life here ,as many other questions are ,much worse..Stephi ,it was concerning Mr. Clinton's use of hi pee pee,and the Dem,s..i will not insult the question more ,lets just move on and keep up the fight for ,well truth.good day mam
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great oldie\n\nIt is a great day to be alive!!\n\nGood Luck and God Bless!!
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Title: Artist: LESS THAN JAKE Song: Motown Never Sounded So Good Album: ANTHEM\nID: 45343\nDate and time (posted): 2004-08-02 13:26:47\nTo comment on this (Or read other comments), Please scroll down  \nMotown Never Sounded So Good lyrics\n\n\n[Roger:] \nSo you say, all your white flags are up and that you've had enough and that you were tired of collecting dust, you say everything always looks the same and you made your brand new face to match your brand new place, you say all your distress calls have gone out and your ship is going down \n\n[Pre-chorus] \n[Chris:] \nWell I say it to myself all the time, \n"Stop living half and a life and stop feeling like I'm half alive." \n\n[Chorus] \n[Roger:] \nI can't get enough, I'm not satisfied, I've wasted my time with this daily grind, in single file line, is this real life, I've been telling myself sometimes, what matters is on the inside. \n\n[Roger:] \nDo you remember when we had all the answers, and can you really remember when we wished for anything better, just to feel like it's been forever, does it feel like a broken record, a head full of yesterdays, you keep wishing your life away, you can't keep looking over you own shoulder, things'll never look up unless you start to move forward. \n\n[Pre-chorus] \n\n[Chorus] \n\n[Chorus 2] \n[Roger:] \nI can't get enough, I'm not satisfied, I've wasted my time with this daily grind, I can't get enough, I'm just getting by, I can't stand this design for our bitter lives, I keep feeling lost and I'm not satisfied with traffic and turnpikes and these tired eyes \n\n[Chorus]
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I know Jim has other personas, but that is because he runs out of questions that he can ask on just one. He maintains his ideology, though. I am just too lazy to get another name.\nBTW: I have not heard fake the funk since junior high. Where did you pull that out of?
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Phil Collins or Peter Gabriel - what?\nIf the question is \n"Who you you most enjoy giving a swirly, dousing in gasoline, throwing a match at and then push off a cliff?" Phil Collins hands down. \nIf the question is \n"Which of these former members of Genesis is an actual musician and not a nasty little cartoon gnome who really belongs singing in a dimly lit piano bar in Vegas?" The answer is obviously Peter Gabriel.
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blimey, there's a bast from the past!\nMolly & Polly Glossop\nhttp://www.pigeonstreet.com/characters.php\n\nOh I see what you did there, that's just mean, can't get the damn song out of my head now!
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The answer is in FlashMerlot's collection:\n\nhttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/ComedyCollectionsArchive
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Three mice are sitting at a bar after the funeral of an Illinois mouse, killed by an 80-year-old lady with a broom, trying to impress each other about how much tougher they are.\n \nThe Wisconsin mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Iowa mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."\n\nThe Iowa mouse orders up two shots of tequila, drinks them down one after the other, slams both glasses onto the bar, turns to the Wisconsin mouse and  replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."\n \nThey both turn to the Texas mouse. The Texas mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. Gotta go home and have sex with the cat."\n\n\nOR\n\nMost people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.\n\nThis would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.  But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.\n\nThe people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.\n\nThe National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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Billy Madison\nOld Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis\nOr when he is at Veronica’s house and sees the penguin at the top of the stairs:\nOhhhh. I see whats goin on here. So soooory to interuuupt!
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Q:Is Nickelback the best band out there today? \n\nA: No and ew.
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hey, zup?\n\nno clue...4 + 38? duno...i like neil's nickname "i hate david lokshin" lol
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The Beatles\n\nA- Hey Jude\nB- Revolution