What is the number one pickup line used in a gay bar?
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I have NO clue but here are some funny original ones:\n\n"That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."\n\n"My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream."\n\n" I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?"\n\n"I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."\n\n"You're So Fine, I'd Drink a Tub of Your Bathwater."
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Pickup lines are lame. What you have to do is have an excuse to make someone talk to you.\n\nHere's what you have to do:  Walk into the room with your hands full of 4 drinks (they have to be closed bottles of beer or malt beverages so that you don't look like some creepy guy trying to give some shady drink).  With your hands full, announce to the room:  "Who needs a drink?"\n\nPass out one or two of the drinks to guys nearby to the girl that you want to pick up.  Then, hand the girl a drink, even if she already has one in her hand, say "here, have another."  If she's at all interested, she'll keep the drink, saying thanks or explaining why she likes another brand of beer better, etc. and you can start a conversation.  Open your drink and start chatting.  If she's not interested at all, pass out the last drink that you have in your hand to another person in the room, then "realize" that you have to go get yourself a drink.  It's a great exit strategy if you've made an ass of yourself, non-threatening to the girl, and instead of a cheesy pickup line you have an excuse to start talking to her.
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its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
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Just pick up a girl in a bar!
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"what's for dinner?" :)\n"stop running in the house!"\n"put that down!"\n"face card,face card" (playing BJ at casino)
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It's a GUY! You don't need a "pick-up line". You could walk up to the average American male, and say "You don't look to god-awful ugly. Wanna go out some time?" and THAT would work.
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Number 5\n\n"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."\nBelieve it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution. \n\nNumber 4\n\n"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."\nIf you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one. \n\nNumber 3 \n\n"What's your name?"\nInstead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities. \n\nNumber 2 \n\n"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."\nExtremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while. \n\nNumber 1 \n\n"So what haven't you been told tonight?"\nVery original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident
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Best ones I have used\n\nExcuse me, im a photographer and you have an amaizing profile, can I give you my number to schedule a shoot?\n\nDoes your girlfriend appreciate how lucky she is to have a handsome man like you? You're single, not for long......\n\nExcuse me sir, will you pose for a pic with me. I want to capture the moment my heart was stolen..\n\nCan I buy you a drink to show my appreciation for re-instilling my hope that good looking men still roam the earth?\n\nYou are hot, my friend Ralph would sooooooooo go for you? Oh, you're straight? I'm sorry, just most men I meet who look as good as you are gay. Would you like to dance?
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Gay\nQueer\nHomo\nTake your pick
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I want to have your babies. A sure fire pick up line!
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Be yourself, don't use stupid pick up lines.
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Any of them. I'm straight, so sex wont' come into the equation at all. Which one would provide the best topics of conversation? That's the one I'd rather be stuck with.
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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I think my personal favourite so far has been a gentle claw at the back of the neck during a kiss.  Thaaaat'll do it.  :)\n\nAs for flirting, practice the floor hook.  If you get the sense a joke or the end of a funny story is coming, look down and adjust something on your shoe, or the table.  When the punchline comes, half-grin and look into his eyes without moving your head from its position, angled down and to the side.  Hold it there long enough and he'll have to start flustering, unsure of what he just did.  \n\nNot only are you showing off an attractive profile and being playful, you put him in a position of being self-conscious and fluttery: emotions he'll associate with dating.  Floor hook.  Never fails.  (I should write a book.)  :D
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By "responding", do you mean not kicking the guy in the balls?\n\nBad pickup lines that guys have used:\n\n"Can I touch your hair?"\n"I had sex with an Ethiopian girl once" (I'm not even remotely Ethiopian, nor is anyone in my family)\n"Nice dress.  It would look really good on my bedroom floor in the morning"  (possibly kicked that guy in the balls...)\n"Can I smell your underwear?"\n"You may not want me now, but I'm drinking milk...."
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lol  same ol' lame-o has worked for me for YEARS:\n\n.....Do I know you from somewhere?  You look REALLY familiar...  What's your name?  I'm Whoeveryouare.  What do you do?  blah blah blah  Did you ever work over at blah blah blah? \n\nThen you've got a whole conversation going.  Just don't do it to the three guys sitting right in a row at the bar.  :-)
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You are such a tease hehehe, That is the best first Line I have seen to draw us males in hehehehe\nTo cool\n\nPeace