What team do the cons in the longest yard most remind you of?
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Cross between Dallas Cowboys of the 90's and Baltimore Ravens. Spice in some of the current Washington Redskins players and a inkling of ALL the Raiders FANS and you got the Convicts. I hear the California penal system opens it's doors every Sunday and buses their convicts to Raiders games to cheer on the silver and black.
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The Redskins, because I hate the Cowboys
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I may be a little partial but I think Michigan vs. Ohio State in football has to be the biggest rivalry. Every year it has huge implications (i.e Big Ten Title and even national championship possibilities). It also has one of the longest standing traditions in sports.
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My favorites:\n\nKansas City Chiefs\nCarolina Panthers\nJacksonville Jaguars\nSt. Louis Rams\n\nAffinities are strange things - my reason for each team is that they somehow appeal to me. I really don't have any concrete answers.
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Chad Johnson of the Cleveland Bengals for best\n\nJoey Harrington formerly of the Lions for worst :P
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Super Offense-coach Professor X-Strong I\nQB-Superman\nRB-Goku-(he's too dumb to get hurt)\nRB-Wolverine(he'll never get hurt)\nWR-Gohan\nWR-Flash\nTE-Sabretooth\nLT-Blob\nRT-Thing\nLG-Hulk\nRG-Sentinel\nC-Thanos\n\nSuperDefense-Beast-4-3\nRE-PiTT\nLE-Apocalypse\nDT-Juggernaut\nDT-Colossus\nOLB-Vegeta\nMLB-Brolly\nOLB-Supreme\nCB-Spiderman\nCB-Quicksilver\nFS-Rogue\nSS-Spawn\n\n\nokok For real now\nHead Coach-Vince Lombardi\nOC-Bill Walsh\n\nQB-Joe Montana\nHB-Walter Payton(rip)\nHB-Barry Sanders\nWR-Jerry Rice\nWR-Art Monk\nTE-Kellen Winslow\nLT-Jackie Slater\nLG-Larry Allen\nC-Ken Hull\nRG-Gene Upshaw\nRT-Rayfield Wright\nDC-Steel Curtian's DC\nLE-Mean Joe Green\nRE-Reggie White\nDT-Bob Lilly\nDT-William Perry\nOLB-Lawrence Taylor\nMLB-Dick Butkus\nOLB Jack Lambert\nCB-Dieon(primetime) Sanders\nCB-Dick (Night Train) Lane\nFSRod Woodson\nSS-Ronnie Lott\nP-Mr. Roby(Rip)\nK-Al Del Greco  \n\nKR Deion Sanders/Brian Mitchell\nPR Mel Gray/Gale Sayers
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The Green Bay Packers.  They have the longest history under the same name and in the same city.  They also have the most national championships with 12.  The bears probably are second but they haven't has as much success as the packers.
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with their recent success going to final four, there are a handful:\n\n- patriots\n- penn/indiana state final-four reincarnation (20 years after)\n- billy packer/jim nantz shutter\n- connecticut assassin association\n- modern-day "cinderella"\n\ncould you add more?
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im going to go with portis 300 yards at dallas at the end of the game he will take off his helmet and under the helmet there will be a T.O. SUCKS mini flag and he run around taunting the crowd.
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Of the ones you listed I would have to say Red Sox vs Yankees\n\nNot listed I would have to add either \nVikings vs Packers \nor the Bears vs Packers\nBoth of those can get real serious and real ugly...but funny LOL!
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Royals. If you base that on tension between players and staff I'd say Cubs. Dusty can't seem to get along with Todd Walker very well and nobody really likes Hendry. But Go Cubbies anyhow.
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The Broncos. Jake Plummer is the absolute worst! They have a perfectly good  QB on the bench in Cutler. But Shananhan refuses to put him in because of stupid pride
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got to be the all black Texas Tech as best.  Tell me that doesnt look mean.  I kind of like Oregon States Black with orange trim.  and Boise State at home on the blue monster.  Ofcourse Oregon as the worst.  Dont know which one between them though I think they have a different one every game.
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My all time Yankees team is the team that collapsed two years ago after being up 3 games in the ALCS. Love that team so much!!! I love the Red Sox.
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I don't believe there are two teams that have been around that long who haven't played each other. If there is, I'd be very interested in knowing. We're talking NFL, right?\n(Packers played Bills in 2002)
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My favorite college football team is USC Trojans because I live in Southern California and we have no professional football team. Plus, my teacher was an alumni and he was one of the coolest teachers at my highschool...he would always try to brainwash his students into USC fans.
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I'm going to date myself with this answer, but there was an old Saturday Night Live skit where Jon Lovitz and a few other cast members played unimaginative students given the job of coming up with the ne name of their school's football team.  My favorite one was "Flaming Envelopes."