The Five Eggs (tell me if this is lame)?
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THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE THAT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE...\nI JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING. (I AM 3) MAN OH MAN, MY MOMMY AND DADDY ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.\n\nIT WAS A KIWI!!! HA HA HA LOLOL...\n\nYOU'RE KILLING ME!!! \n\nMAN, I JUST POOPED MYSELF! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!\n\nOH...HEHEHE.....HAHAHA...LOLOLO....\n\nWHEW...MAN THAT WAS FUNNY....\n\n\n......\n\n\n...........\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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well...i'm not really an egg person. however, when i do....scrambled...with sausage! :)
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Depends on how many yolks there are.\nSome eggs have two and then it is \n"are yellow". If there is only one yolk\nthen it is "is yellow".\n\nIs the joke on us?
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The Egg:\nEggs for breakfast\nchicken for dinner
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cute....mmm, bacon....mmm, sausage...but ain't it cute....fried eggs and bacon....but the piggy soo cute...\n\nNow I'm hungry
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The whole freakin' UNIVERSE!\n\nI'm only an egg.\n\n.
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Is this a trick question with some hidden agenda that I don't understand?  I love eggs!  I'd eat them for just about every meal if I could.  We've raised laying hens and there is NOTHING better than warm from the chicken fresh eggs cooked up in butter with a little herbed sea salt.  Or scrambled with heavy cream and shredded cheddar cheese.  Or cooked as an omelet with bell peppers and mushrooms and cheese!  Or boiled and mashed up with fresh salted butter melting on top!  Or microwaved in a bowl "greased" with a pool of French dressing!  Or hard boiled, cooled, chopped, mixed with creamy mayonnaise and herbed salt and spread either on warm buttered toast or between two slices of sweet wheat bread!  Or deviled!  Yum!  Oh and then there is custard!  And quiche!  And creme brulee!\n\nThere are so many things you can do with them!  It is said, “The most versatile of vegetables is the tomato” (Craig Claiborne).  I think the most versatile of foods is the egg.  (You can quote me.)
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Idiotic Idea: Spin the eggs. The eggs that spin for a long time, they are the boiled eggs.
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Going to church for today. We did an Easter egg hunt earlier in the week with my two married sisters and their children. After three rounds of the children finding the eggs the adults hid, the fourth round was reversed, and adults had to find the (hard-boiled) eggs the children hid. It was hard! There's still one somewhere in the living room we couldn't find! Usually we celebrate Easter with reading part of the New Testament or Book of Mormon about Christ's death and resurrection. My little brother is 18 and too old for Easter baskets. My mom used to make "bunny bread" in the shape of a large bunny, or bunny rolls which included a little "tail" in the middle.
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egg... cus jut think about it
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1a. 12 1/4 dozens\n1b. 147 eggs\n\n6.5*12=78\n5.75*12=69\n78+69=147\n147/12=12.25\n\n2. 28.7 or 28 7/10 hectacres of farmland\n\n35.25-15.5=19.75\n19.75+5.2=24.95\n24.95+3.75=28.7
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The Life of an egg\nSo you think your life is bad.....\nJust think how bad the life of an egg is....\nYou only get laid once\nYou only get eaten once\nIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft\nYou have to share a box with 11 other guys\nAnd the only chick that ever sat on your face was \nYOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hehe... its an egg!\n(and i am the theif XD)\n\nI dunno, i just see the words white and gold and i just think an egg. thats just me. o_O\n\ngood riddle!
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Five trivias?  What do you mean by this?
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Oh that very simple for me .I had send egg first ,but it was broken on the way to the earth .So the hen was first the reach the earth
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After much debate on the fundamental philosophical question of the twentieth century: 'How many beans make five?' I decided that there was only one way to get a definitive answer: ASK THE BEANS THEMSELVES.\n\nThe mundane bean has for at least eight centuries been regarded as the epitome of worthlessness. Even if you know how many beans make five you are unlikely to consider any one of them to be valuable. Part of the strength of the fairy tale of Jack and the Beanstalk is the contrast between the valueless beans Jack was given in exchange for the cow and the riches revealed by the full-grown beanstalk.
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dinosaur egg... is this a real question?