How do I stick a table to my head?
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Use large amounts of duct tape, but be careful not to tape over body hair, it hurts when you pull it off.  Just a practical answer, of course.
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table dont warp unless they have a simulated slate top ...... get a decent table with at least 7/8 three piece slate  and you will have no problems ......your friends must have boughten cheap tables .......
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Here is the one I recently made:\n\nTake a transparency sheet and take ear buds (used for over head projectors)- lots of them. Dip the top of cotton part, of a bunch of ear buds, in glue and place them vertically on the transparent sheet. Go on doing this to make a square tightly filled with ear buds.  Note: you will have to give support to the ear buds until they are glued completely. \n\nNow you can apply the glue on the other side of ear buds and place another transparent sheet. Paint the central region of the ear bud-sticks with black colour. If required, cover the sides. It now looks like a square piece taken from a region in the plasma membrane.\n\nThe cotton ends now look like the hydrophobic layers on either end while the central region looks like the hydrophilic ends of phospholipids. If you want to elaborate, you can include proteins in the bilayer! You can use colour papers, ribbons etc (you can stiffen them by dipping in some glue and drying in the shape you want; I have also seen hair-bands available that form specific ion-channel like structures. Goodluck!
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just get a a cardboard paper with adhesive glue (the kind used for building) put it around your room, but be careful you dont march on it!! once people's feet get glued to the cardboard a couple of times they'll stop disturbing you!
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Make an instrument called an "ugly stick".  It is neat.  It is easy to make and you just use stuff you have around the house, and it will probably be the most unique instrument anyone will make.\n\nDuring the past two decades, the ugly stick has become especially popular on the Southern Shore of the Avalon Peninsula in Newfoundland. It is said that this stick, a musical instrument that makes a raucous noise, got its name because it is downright ugly. \n\nTo make one, purchase a dowel about 4 feet long from the hardware store or find a broom handle or straight stick. Nail an old boot to the bottom of the dowel. At the top of the dowel, nail a 2 litre empty juice tin. Along the sides of the dowel, loosely nail lots of pop or beer caps so that they make a jingling sound. There you have your ugly stick! \n\nThere are two ways to use your ugly stick to make music. It is banged against the floor to the beat of the music. Or, if you wish, find a shorter stick, about a foot long. This second stick is used to hit the ugly stick, running it along the bottle caps and then occasionally hitting the tin can at the top for variety, all the while banging the ugly and jingling stick against the floor to the rhythm of the music. \n\nThese links should help you.  Have fun!
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Put it in the position you want and then tape it.
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Go to the craft store, get some fake hair and a glue gun.  Good luck.
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Try a small piece of linoleum or formica or paneling.  \n\nHope that helps.
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ok the simplest way is to hang a weight if some sort (key dog tag nail ect.) from a string held in your hand, now swing the weight in a circle eather way and think yes, now this direction of travel will be yes now go the oposit way and think no, this direction now will represent no, now for i don't know/ i will not answer, change direction to a back and forth motion so it swings tward you and away, \n\nnow all you have to do is think yes or no questions and remember the direction of travel\n\n\ngood luck
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You can use stacky tack also called putty. It is a white color.
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?!?!?! Make a hot bowl of boiling water then stick ur head over it 4 a few minutes!
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sticking d ildos in your a s shole
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PUT A PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD.
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just pencil and paper !\nwrite it then realize it.\nit will be easier for you torealize it by writing things in your mind :)
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The headband idea is wonderful, but just too spruce it up, get Large brown paper bags from grocery store, cut them up the middle,a place for arms on the sides, and a place for their head, Then paint them Brown too look like indian vests, also you could paint half black and make pilgrim hats and then they could wear them to your feast.\nAlso let them decorate a place mat....\nhand prints can easily look like turkey, and then laminate them for their dinner.
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Lots of candles always look nice. You could make some candle centerpeices for each table, put a few flowers and braches around each one, keep it simple. And fairy lights are always good too. I saw one where they put the icicle lights underneath the white table cloth of the head table and it was really soft and pretty
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I'm sure someone's said this but:\n\nTake a yardstick.  Hold in the air, vertically.  Have your test subject put their hands out as if they were grabbing a falling yardstick.  Make sure then end of the stick is even with their hands.  Tell them to grab the yardstick as soon as they see it falling.  Drop stick.  Check the number under the hand they grabbed it with.  Record results and repeat for accuracy.