two elephants go to sugarcane factory , but only one eats sugarcane, the other doesn't eats. can u say y?
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the other is on a low carb low sugar diet and didn't want to ruin it's waist line.
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Maybe the hole was too small for the elephant but the just big enough for the tail so the tail got stuck.  That's the problem with having an elephant as a pet.
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Many centuries ago deep in the African jungle an elephant and a snake were walking along. The elephant was taking a bath and the snake was looking for something to eat. The snake couldn't find anything to eat and the elephant couldn't stand up anymore. The snake went into a pile of hay. The village people thought the snake was hay because it was camouflaged in the yellow hay. So they brought it back to the village to make a hut. They were trying to use mud so the roof would stick together and not fall off. So the snake turned a shade of grey and the snake ran off. \n\nThe elephant found the snake and the elephant was very afraid of the snake so he stood up and escaped. The snake kept following the elephant until the elephant got tired. Even though the elephant was tired it still tried to escape from the snake. Finally when it was exhausted it faced its fears and tried to fight the snake. The elephant ears were tied in a knot and the snake was tied in a bow. So finally the snake jumped on the elephant. It got stuck right on the elephants face because of the mud that dried. The snake tried and tried but it could not get off the elephant's face. That is the legend of how the elephant got its trunk.
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The Rooster !\nWithout the Rooster, no chicken is going to lay no egg !!
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They will not eat pork , but they will eat chicken . Why ? Both eat anything.
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Each chicken has a left wing and a right wing.  It doesn't matter how many there are; they are all chicken.  Catch my drift?
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No. Animals have muscles. Plants do not.
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there's no f'n way.\n\nhey, isn't that how to get an elephant into a v.w.?
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This is an easy one.  Because the hippo and the ostrich ate the bananna before the monkey got to it.  And of course because:\nBlue + 2 = yellow.  Then when the trains got into Kansas City, they stopped for lunch together at the Purple Parrot.  Helloooooo.....\nGosh, you people think you can stump me every time.  Will you ever learn?
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Once upon a time, in an enchanted forest there live a magic frog.  Now this forest was so large, the frog had never seen another living creature.  One day, while traveling down a path the frog came across a bear chasing a rabbit for his dinner.  \nAt once, the frog stopped them and said, "since you two are the first creatures I have ever seen, I'm going to grant each of you three wishes.  Bear, you may go first."\nThe bear though for a moment and, being a typical male replied, I wish that every bear in this entire woods, except for me, was female."\n"Very well," replied the frog, "Rabbit, it's your turn."\nwith out any hesitation, Rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle helmet."\n"Wish granted," replied the frog, "Bear?"\nWell Bear was a little confused at this seemingly silly wish from Rabbit, but it was his turn so he though for a moment.  Then he got a big grin on his face and said, "I wish every bear in the next woods over was female."\n"Wish granted," replied the frog.\nAgain with out any hesitation Rabbit wished for a motorcycle.\nWish granted," replied the frog, and a motorcycle appeared beside the helmet that was already there.  "Bear?"\nNow Bear was really confused by Rabbit's wishes, after all, he could have wished for money and bought all of this.  But it was his turn again, so he thought for a slightly longer moment then before, after all, this was his last wish.  Then he got a big grin on his face and said, "I wish that every bear in the entire world, except for me, was female."\n"Wish granted, replied the frog, "Rabbit?"\nRabbit did not respond right away.  Instead he put on his new motorcycle helmet, hopped onto his motorcycle, and started it up.  \nThen he replied, "I wish Bear was gay."
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a bear a lion and a chicken are sitting talking about who is hardest.  The bear says "when i roar the whole forest trembles".  The lion says "when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear."\n\nThe chicken says " All I have to do is cough and the whole world sh*ts itself!"
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African Elephant vs. White Rhinoceros (Winner: African Elephant)\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Face-Off
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An elephant has the longest nose in the world.  \nA small elephant has the 2nd longest nose in the world.
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eYe !\n?\noh, it's not "eye"....\nthen yea, it must be ewe, the animal.\n...sheesh.
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Green bananas are never ripe. *wink*\n\n(yet notice I used Are) lol
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person1:my dog has no nose.\n\nperson2:how does it smell?\n\nperson1:bad.
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the elephant can jump