What's your best pick-up line? I am looking for the funniest ones?
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The one I use: "So,are you really into the paranormal?"
247321
I like them simple !!! I'll fall for " hey whats your name?" or " would you like to dance?" Those are good enough for me. I hate it when guys try to get too creative cause I will laugh right in their faces. Be yourself.
541505
Hehe i liked it and the last couple of jokes that i have heard from you have put a huge smile on my face and i got a good laugh :) so keep up the good work!!!
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My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
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lol good one\n\nthumbs up for u
478440
no pick up lines...you'll just get shut down.  say something sincere and flattering
585911
umm,, good question,, i think pick up lines, barely break the ice, i never seen an actual success resulted from them
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B.S. on no good pick up lines.  If a pick up line doesnt sound formulated it can be gold.\n\nex:  If a girl is by herself or isnt looking real happy.  Look at the floor around her......she'll ask what youre looking for.  Say....oh..I'm looking for a smile......looks like you might have misplaced yours.  I've never had a woman of any age get mad..most laugh and say thanks......some talk......some dont.
910889
OMG this joke is one of my favorites!!! Got any more?
1096890
I want to have your babies. A sure fire pick up line!
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its gotta be the best joke on here if we could give a best question i would give it to you???????????
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I think they are funny. Its better to have a laugh when a guy chats you up rather than the very uncomfortable "hi, whats your name" and then an arkward silence.  What happened to chat up lines? come on guys.....have you run out? Here's some i know: \n \nWhen they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.\n\n\n \nHow was heaven when you left.\n\n\n \nIs your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!\n\n\n \nDo you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.\n\n\n \nThe only thing I want between our relationship is latex!\n\n\n \nHi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.\n\n\n \n"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"\n\n\n \n"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."\n\n\n \nWas your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!\n\n\n \nYou look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?\n\n\n \nIs it hot in here or is it you?\n\n\n \nScrew me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?\n\n\n \nDo you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.\n\n\n \nHi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.\n\n\n \nAs she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!\n\n\n \nDidn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?\n\n\n \nWhat's your favourite colour?\n\n\n \nI miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?\n\n\n \nExcuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.\n\n\n \nIf I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?\n\n\n \nI'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.\n\n\n \nDo you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.\n\n\n \nIf you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?\n\n\n \nDo you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?\n\n\n \nI know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?\n\n\n \nAre you free tonight, or will it cost me?\n\n\n \nI like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?\n\n\n \nI'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.\n\n\n \nIf you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!\n\n\n \nI've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot\n\n\n \nYou might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.\n\n\n \nI may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.\n\n\n \nDo you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?\n\n\n \n"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."\n\n\n \nIf you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.\n\n\n \nI was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?\n\n\n \nI'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
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LOL, You crack me up! You made my day!\n\nS.S.
1006825
Random humour is by far the best!\n\nchocolate pants!
482441
Haven't you ever seen Anger Management with Adam Sandler?  The *best* pickup line that really works is in that movie.  It goes something like - "You are so beautiful, you make me want to explode in my pants."\n\nGets a girl everytime...plus, it never helps to make an Adam Sandler reference, shows you have a killer sense of humor =)
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Simple, aint it?\n\nFind sumone who's into the same kind of depravity that you're into---and have a go.\n\nPick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nbest joke i have heard for a long time xx