I found some green jokes messages on my Girlfriend cellphones from her friend husband.?
97593
yes, if you want to keep a healthy relationship you need to express how you feel. If she is understanding, she will ask for the friend to stop.\n\nFor the benefit of purplewings123, a green joke is a loose translation of "chiste verde" an expression used in south america for an off color joke.
443484
He needs to change his numbers. And you need to confront this girl.  Tell her that he is your HUSBAND and you both agree that you want to work out your marriage, and that your plans do not include her.  If she keeps harrassing you, call the police.  There are all kinds of charges (Harrassment, unlawful use of telephone) she can be slapped with
494992
We don't have cell phones, but I check his mail. It is not to be nosy, I just take care of all things financial. Now.... once there was this letter in a chick's handwriting when we were first married, no return address... Oh yeah I opened it, I was so angry. Turned out to be a thank you card from his friend's wife for being the best man in their wedding, he never got that card. I didn't want him to know that I snooped that much. That being said personal should be just that, personal and private, but sometimes you just can't resist the urge.
623226
Either someone (a friend of his) is just being messy because they knew that it was you on the phone, or he is lying. It's time to do a little investigating. Don't mention it to him or talk too much about it. Find out on your own in what ever way you can. The truth will come out. If you talk to him too much about it he will go to more lengths to hide things from you. Let him think that everything is OK and he will be careless and make a mistake that will expose his self. IF he is cheating.
845357
No i dont think that your being cheated on. Your friend was just joking around.If he starts to get to close to your girlfriend then be watchful.But it sounded like a joke.
860375
i haven't personally done anything,,i cant be bothered with all that,,,,,but someone i know posted pics of his manhood all over our local city she had on her phone,,can you imagine walking home from the bank and seeing your face in the background of a little bent penis? the shame,,lol,,im glad she is the friend of a friend because she may get weird.
177996
i need more details..\nWhat messages?
929501
Sunshine... first of all I hope everything is OK with you.  (See how easy that was and I don't even know you)\n\nFor a 'so-called' friend not to write or call or anything, well that is just-so-wrong.   \n\nHow hard is it to type a short text message like... thinking of you hope everything is OK. :)\n\nWOW!  What did that just take 5.8 seconds.\n\nThey are not a friend.\n\nForgive and forget.  Don't go out of your way for this person and don't invest any more of your time with this person.\n\nI feel sorry for them... I foresee a long lonely life for this so-called-friend.\n\nOtro vez.... and I hope everything works out for you and O!\n\nStay healthy
754781
oh. the same sh*** again and again. A woman likes a man and says his wife or gf isn't good enough.. doesn't deserve him and can't make him happy as much as she would have! You disgust me! why are you talking to him on the phone in the first place?? and how come there s nothing sexual while you are hoping to get him as soon as you can?\neither his wife is a good person while you are the bad one here, or he s just telling these stories to get your sympathy..use his misery as an excuse to sleep with you, and in that case both of you are sh** and the wife, again, is the only good person in this story.
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Before you accuse or jump to any conclusions you need to talk to your fiance.It could be nothing but it won't hurt to find out.You should also tell him that he shouldn't give his cell number to any females that you don't know.No other woman should be calling his ass anyway.You are his woman and you should be his only female friend,no man in a committed relationship should have female friends, You may or may not trust your man,but I wouldn't trust any of his female friends.If she's calling about work she should call him at home and I would be right there listening.It sounds fishy to me.I would be concerned and get to the bottom of it.I hope it's nothing-but if something is going on you have to decide whether he's worth staying with.You won't be happy being with someone you don't trust.I wish you the best of luck and I hope he doesn't throw it all away for a fling -it's just not worth it.
44855
lol @ jimbob...sure she isn't your wife already?
781351
There are two things I should say about your relationship:\n1. she still cares about him \n2. you shouldn't "spy" her text messages .. you need to trust her..but if you don't, there is a reason ..
965543
I see where you're coming from. It might just be that he doesn't want everyone who looks at his page to see the cute messages. I know that I try to avoid leaving a tonne of lovey-dovey messages on my bf's page. Sometimes I leave a cheesey joke or pickup line just to be funny, but I never profess my undying love for him there. \nAs for the message on his windshield - I think that was a great idea. Maybe he's thinking romantic on a bigger scale though - try cooking him dinner or taking him on a picnic.
555676
yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
163940
That is fraud.  You need to report it to Yahoo.  Forward the messages to spoof@yahoo.com
86271
This is probably not what you want to hear, but let it go. Don't sweat the small stuff and everything is small stuff. The freind doesnt sound like much of a friend. You might have to let your wife find that out by herself. Also Good for you for not breaking up with you wife/girlfreind when you where called to duty.  I saw it happen so many times, before a deployment. So many broken hearts :(
640218
? Save the text messaging for your moblie phone. Your boyfriend is probably cheating on you because you can't spell in proper words