This is going to sound very wierd but is there something out there that can make you got the bathroom.?
84121
Do you have a family doctor?  If so, call him or her.  If not, take her to the emergency room or a walk-in clinic.
139051
You could get a bidet attached to your toilet, but after washing with it, you still kind of need to wipe just to get dry.
636451
My grandmother used to have those!!!!!!!  They were hanging all over her bathroom!!!  If they came back "in", give me a hysterectomy!!!!!!  I can't imagine such a thing would make a come back!!!!!!!!!!
99725
Sounds Kinky, where can I get me some of that action?
945530
That's not possible unless you are medically ill.  It's not healthy either.\n\nJust keep your liquids to a minimum to avoid excessive trips but you will still make 'standard' trips to the restroom.\n\nPerhaps next time (since you don't like public restrooms) try taking a plane - it's quicker
93885
I tried many in my early twenties, looking for the same thing. Doesn't work. If they did, the govt. would have made it illegal, suns-of-beetches.. \nGet another job and enjoy your life, no man should have to pee for another... That is just wrong.
546253
Good god woman.. get a grip on yourself.\nThere is nothing hideous up our bottoms, unless you have put the things up there in the first place.\nWhy in heavens name you want to be rinsing out your anus is totally beyond me... and here you are looking for brand names!!!!!\nQuite obscene!!! LOL
4680
Well, since the last person who answered was a moron, I'll tell you.\n\nGo to a hardware store, home improvement store (Lowe's, Home Depot, etc.) and buy yourself a plunger.  You can get one for less than five dollars.  No need to buy the fancy ones, because the simple rubber plunger and wood handle works wonderfully.  The use of the plunger is pretty self-explanatory.  Just make sure you cover the hole fully and plunge up and down until you feel the blockage let loose.  \n\n...and dont use so much toilet paper, it's bad for your toilet. :)
374356
Well...........if it's in the "front door" you could get pregnant and when the baby comes out it might push the ring out too. If it's in the "back one" ummmmmmmm, when you poop you could check for anything that sparkles.\n\nS.S.
915352
funnyjunk.com is awesome.  There's a really funny poem on there about the bathroom.  It's hilarious!
611316
duhhh! don't tell anyone! just drill a little teeny, tiny hole in the bathroom, then cover it up with one of those classic dogs playing poker pictures!! you can freely get your cheap thrills, errr, evidence! or better yet, get rid of the bathroom! put up an out of order sign!!!!
1063606
Water Closet.  And it makes sense, since bathrooms are basically little closets with water pipes running through.  Careful though!  Bathroom in the UK means a room with a bathtub in it.  So unless you want to shower in the pub, ask for the WC or, better yet, the Toilet.
94999
I have a recurring dream about being in a large public bathroom (like hundreds of stalls, just row after row) and none of the stalls have doors. I have to go to the bathroom really bad, but I don't want to because someone might see me even though there is never anyone else in there.  The bathroom is dim and kind of dirty and I can hear water dripping. I have this one probably 10 times a year and the bathroom is always the same.
1022374
just clean the damn bathroom..!put on some gloves and get on with it..worse things are happening out there to worry about this drivel.....
635414
LMAO!!  ooh that is great stuff.\nheres what i'd do - make a joke out of it by smelling the guy next to you, tell heim he should really see somebody about that.  HA!  Then excuse yourself and let off some "steam" in the bathroom.\nhopefully your office can have a sense of humor about it!
571982
Try doing it in new locations.  Maybe somewhere that is sort of public but not.  Sneak off somewhere for a quickie.
668394
I do not want to sound gross, but I wish that my super power would be that everytime I go to the bathroom, Money would come out :)