One of  your most embarrassing moments in life? Go into detail!?
95467
i went into a Dairy queen to order a Belt-buster with cheese..\n\nwhat i said was i wanted a Butt-buster with cheese.\n\nthey laughed so hard and felt so bad for me,they gave me my meal free =)\n\n\n\nanother incident with a dairy queen was 2 years ago..\n\ni have fur seat covers in my car. I bought it on ebay and flew to tucson to drive it home. (texas)..was september,,HOT as all hell in a car with no a/c. I get out to go into DQ and as im walking..i feel something unusual *down there*. (ladies...u know how we dont like to "dig" in public)I was in some college town and kids were out for labor day..so DQ was full. standing in line, i shift my weight to dislodge whatever is stuck in the back of my shorts.no help. i order...get food and leave. when i get back to car, i finally reach around and pull out a big wad of that black fur from the seat out of my shorts leg..right next to my *area*.\n\ni bet those college kids thought i was the nastiest peron on planet Earth! \n=(
97199
While in high school I was changing clothes in a bathroom stall. Not having a good place to put my pants as I changed out of my bathing suit, I placed them on the tank of the toilet bowl. Yup....they fell in, soaking wet. Having no other choice I had to walk out of there (it was the middle of winter) wearing my winter jacket, snow boots and a bright pink towel draped around my middle. To top it off, I had to stay this way until my Mom came to pick me up, while everyone just looked and laughed. Quite embarassing! Funny now, but back then I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die!
763710
I was walking along the street and I tripped over a broken paving slab...fell flat out into the road just as a long line of schoolchildren came round the corner.  I was so embarrassed that I staggered up and walked away. I didnt realise that I had broken my arm until about 10 minutes later :((
737429
OH god!Its too embarrassing for words,but heck!No one knows my real name here!\nI was the only girl playing with a few guys in school.I slipped on the grass and another guy slipped and another guy slipped and unfortunately,both of these guys landed on me!ouch !the pain and the embarrassment!Everybody started staring and stuff!It was really embarrassing!
237777
The best one I ever pulled was in high school.  I still laugh today although I could have gotten in big trouble.  I like to go all the way.  \nI went to the bus stop crying and my friend asked me what was the matter.  I told her that my dad went away for the weekend and I accidently burned down the house.  I was really histerical.  At first they were skeptical but I kept on until they really started to believe.  Ooops! forgot to say April Fool!  At school word got around how I burned down the house and my dad was away and he doesn't know.  By the end of the day the principal called an assembly in the Gym.  I had no clue.  They had done everything so quietly.  Well the principal made this big speech about how she was so proud to be apart of this school and she loved how everyone came together and then she called my name out and told me to come to the front.  She went on to say that everyone heard about my situation and there wasn't one person in the whole school except me that contributed some money to help me.  She said that they had collected $1,000 dollars and she was only sorry that she couldn't do more.  I was so embarrassed.  How was I going to tell everyone that I was April fooling.  I didn't know what to say.  After a few long seconds I finally managed to blurt out the whole story in tears.  I was apologizing over and over again when all of a sudden the principal hugged me and said\nAPRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  she later said she had called and checked it out and found out that it had to be a prank so she thought she would follow along a turn it around on me and teach me a lesson.
865881
I was at the University of Michigan football stadium supporting my team, Michigan State University against UofM, all resplendent in green and white (MSU colors). At halftime, I went to get refreshments, and to beat the rush, jumped the rail and went down a muddy hill.\n\nI slipped and slid down that hill face-first becoming completely covered in mud, with hundreds of people laughing at me all the way down. Pretty darn embarrassing.
543820
One time I crapped my pants in my car because my kid was too hard to get out of his car seat and run into a gas station and go....it was beyond the point of getting out of the car to go into public...I just happened to be wearing a pair of loose shorts and no underwear that day (laundry day) so you can use your imagination as to what happend when I stood up. I laughed so hard I cried...and it was just so horrible.
1063698
I SURE DID! just the other day i was in a hospital and i had really bad gas,because of this new diet,and i let one rip while i was alone on the elevator...well i pushed 5th floor at the first floor and i forgot someone might get on at one of the floors in between...well it happened...two beautiful woman and a grandma and i couldnt say anything...one of the girls started to laugh and then nudged her friend (trying to be discreet) and the granma coughed...it was a really bad one...the kind that can even make the owner of it puke...\nvery embarrassing!
363044
Well, there are so many, but the most recent was also a boob exposure.  I was at the beach at Kailua in a new bikini which apparently wasn't tied tight enough.  I was facing the beach (filled with sailors from Pearl Harbor) when a big wave hit me from behind and lifted it up.  Geez, I couldn't come out of the water for an hour, I was so embarassed...\n\nBefore that was the day I got dressed in the dark and ran off to work.  At about 11:00am a girlfriend told me I had my shirt on inside out.  I never even noticed, and I'd been there OVER THREE FREAKIN' HOURS by that point.
598816
do you regret asking this question? I think you should feel embarrassed.
426886
Once, this morning, I realised that my work computer was missing. It had clearly been taken by one of my housemates, so I did a dump on their bed, and rubbed it in a bit, and I dropped some scabs in their porridge.\n\nImagine my embarrassment when I got work only to be reminded that I was sacked last week for doing a dump on my boss's desk, and that I had been forced to hand over my computer at that point.\n\nWe had to laugh. Well I did, my housemates haven't come home yet.
1050444
I've had lots of funny things happen. Most recent was when I decided to lick my friends face instead of kiss it.... He had just put aftershave on and I didn't know and I was nearly sick and tasted it all day even after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash 3 times!!!
122930
Definatly my clostorphobic moments!
728483
I was at a wedding, where the bridal party were placed on a few ascending steps. This one poor girl, right in the middle of the ceremony, fell off, head over a**, landing with a very loud thud. It took all I had to keep from laughing out loud in front of everyone. When the ceremony was over, and we left, I laughed till I cried.
1017481
every moment of the day is embarrassing tfor me i am embarrassed of my own self!! anyone feels da same way
533751
OK, I don't know why you would want to know some thing like this, but what the heck..........\n\nIt was my 17th birthday party and me, a bunch of my friends and some people that I worked with went "camping."  It was one of those primitive campsites (no electric or water.)  Anyway, all of us were drinking and acting like a bunch of idiots.  We were swimming in this little creek and I decided that I had to pee.  I got out of the water and started to walk up the hill to head to the outhouse and I just couldn't make it, I peed straight down my legs.  Although my shorts (blue jean) were already soaked you could still tell what was happening.  I was laughing so hard that I fell backwards in to my pee puddle.
237842
Accidently burned down my garage once. That was pretty Embarrasing.