men what was the funniest way you ever asked a girl out?
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theres a spanish readio station that was letting guys ask the girl out on the air, so we contacted the girl i wanned to ask out and the readio people said something "like do you want him to eat you meat sandwich?" or something like that it was stupid-funny but the girl said yes.
868438
Tell the person that asked you out that you are taken!
652274
I've asked a guy out twice and struck out both times.\n\nYea, they all SAY they want a girl to ask but push comes to shove a girl asking them causes their balls to get sucked back into their body cavity.
519268
its simple, just ask her out... or pass her a note... thats how i got asked out
686199
do you want to halves on a b@stard. humour broke the ice and yes i got laid
199061
Turn on and Turn off I can't answer I am not a girl. But dude movies is not the best choice for a date take her out to a place they have never gone something different. Don't try too hard the simplest things become the best nights
3424
just be a man and ask her out.
757580
Randomly ask some poor 'loser' out.\nNot the best advice but still it would make a sad girl happy.
972459
ill tell u the best way i asked a girl out, i went up to her and said 'i own this bar, actually, i own coke' and i had her from there, didnt even ask her anything
789906
make little comments to make it known to him you want him to ask, becouse alot of times i really wanna ask but i can't becouse i get the feeling it is to soon\n\nthen the next day i talk to her best friend and she the girl is mad becouse i didnt ask her out\n\n\nmake it clear without telling him direct\n\nlittle jokes work well
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-ask her when no one is around. so you wont feel embarrassed or anything if she rejects you. \n- dont ask her right after playing sports. girls dontlike guys who stink.\n- ask her politely. but dont seem desperate.\n- say something like "i bet you 100 dollars that you're going to reject me" then she cant say no.\n- just ask her. dont start goingon and on about how much you like her. unless she asks you. and if she asks you why you want to date her and not someone else. tell her "because the alternatives are unthinkable" or just whatever.\n\ni hope i helped
777724
Just ask the dude out!
584634
Excuse me,but can you help me,there's someone i like and i don't know whtt to say to her--what's good pick up line (i know it's silly,)but help me ,what's the best pick up line  you think a guy could use-i mean really -I really like this girl-alot-do you know any ? you must of had some said to you? some silly once i'm sure-- i don't want to look like a jerk-i like her--help me -what should i say--what kind of line would work on you? " she tells -- you say thanks- take it -turn -take a step stop -turn back-use it!\n\nthey laugh anyway
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1st cant stop scratching yr head !\nnow u cant stop laughing !\nwish yr husband best time !\nWeird girl :)
989008
tell her a stupid joke..\nif she laugh but didnt understand the joke.. its show that she is interested in u
733411
Girls show guys they are interested in all sorts of weird ways.  The most typical are: touching(when unnecessary), Laughing (way to much), and finding any excuse to be around them.  I personally just tell the guy I'm interested and go from there.
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Mine was - Did my friend give you my number? I said no and then he blushed and asked my out for a drink.  We are now married with child