Punch line to a joke - anyone know the joke?
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Don't forget to choose the best answer.\nWe are real people answering real questions with real answers so please show your appreciation by choosing the best answer!\n\n\nOnce a couple of texans were driving through Albuquerque.  When they stopped\nfor gas, the attendant noticed that their Cadillac (with the cow horns on the\nhood) was loaded down with camping gear.  The attendant asked where they were\nheading.  \n    "Wa-ill," Drawled the texan, "war a headin' up thuh Jay-may-ezz Mountin's"\n    "Excuse me,? Where?"\n    "Up thuh Jay-may-ezz Mountins, Nawrth of heah"\n    The attendant scratched his head.  "You know, I've lived here all my life\nand I have no idea where you're talking about."\n    "Wa-ill, if'n yuh go up tuh Burn-uh-lill-o, hang a laift, go up to \nSan-wy-sid-ruh, hang a right'n keep awn a goin', Yuh'll be in the jay-may-ezz\nMountins."\n    "OOOhhhh, I get it!  You see, here in New Mexico, we pronounce spanish \nnames with the spanish pronunciation.  A 'j' is pronounced like an 'h'; a \ndouble 'l' is pronounced like a 'y';  and 'y' and 'i' are pronounced like a \ndouble 'e'.  So, you're going up to Bernallilo (ber-nal-ee-yo), then San\nYsidro (san ee-seed-ro) and then up into the Jemez (Hey-mes) Mountains,"\nexplained the attendant.  "Anyway you guys look like you're loaded down, \nhow long are you gonna be up there?"\n    "Oh, war cummin' back sometime late Hune, early Huly."
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The joke is on us...  now\n\nand it isn't very funny...
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LOL that was a good one and for once it wasn't to long to read sometimes i can never be bothered to finish the joke coz there so long!\nThanks for the laugh xx
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hahaha......I wanted not to read this joke, since, it is captioned for the lady's. Just because, it is from the Hedgehog, I read it........\n\nA clean and cute joke.........just keep hogging.........lol
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the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
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The punchline is HOW he caught said fish: He hurled sticks of dynamite into the lake from the shoreline and had his underlings haul in whatever floated to the surface after things settled down again. A true sportsman.\n\nP.S. In an extraordinarily sick and twisted sort of way, perhaps this really WAS the high point of his loathsome presidency...
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:o\nis this a tricky joke?lmao->
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Real Funny.\n\nRead this one\n\nThe Deaf Genie\n\nA man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the\nbag on the counter.\n\nThe bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.\n\nThe man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one\nfoot high, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag\nand pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.\n\nHe reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench,\nwhich he places in front of the piano.\nThe little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful\npiece by Mozart!\n\n"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.\n\nThe man responds by reaching into the paper bag.\nThis time he pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and\nsays..."Here. Rub it."\n\nSo the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke\nand a beautiful genie is standing before him.\n\n"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!"\n\nThe bartender gets really excited.\n\nWithout hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"\n\nA few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.\nIt is soon followed by another duck, then another.\nPretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!\n\nThe bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's\na little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."\n\n"Tell me about it!!" says the man...\n\n"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"\n\nBYE - Imtiyaz G
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Are people so lazy that they cant tell a joke??\nwell heres one about an optimist sardarji. The sardarji became a major in an army and he led the army to the battlefield.Needelss to say they began to lose and one soldier says "sir, we are surrounded on all sides."The ever optimist sardarji replied"look at the positive side boys, we can shoot at any side"lol.dumb joke.
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Ha Ha Ha Ha....Good joke..lol
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ME ME ME lol\n\nher is the joke ..hope u like it\n\nThe FBI had an opening for an assassin.\n\nAfter all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.\n\nTwo men and a woman.\n\nFor the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.\n\n"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.\n\nKill Her!"  \n\nThe man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."  The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.  Take your wife and go home."\n\nThe second man was given the same instructions.\n\nHe took the gun and went into the room.  All was quiet for about 5 minutes.  The man came out with tears in his eyes,  "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."\n\nThe agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."\n\nFinally, it was the woman's turn.\n\nShe was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.\n\nAfter a few minutes, all was quiet.  The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.  She wiped the sweat from her brow. \n\n"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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This is one of those faux punchline. The punchline is that there is NO punchline.
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..."A small penis that doesn't work"...\n\nHa,ha,ha you are funny.where did you get  this silly story?
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good surprise punch line
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Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
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ok...This is a really sick joke, and I don't like it.  People are probably going to get mad at me for it, but you asked for it so here it goes.\n\nJesus Christ walks into an Inn.  He hands the Innkeeper three nails and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"\n\nI'm sorry, sorry, sorry, but I was just answering the question(or request).