is it normal to feel like a little man is holding a candle to your bum when you poo?
96973
Thanks for making me laugh.....\n\nI wouldn't worry about it unless it happens all the time.  Did you eat something very spicy yesterday?  Or perhaps you need to get more fibre in your diet.\n\nIn any case, I think you'd make your doctor giggle with that description of your problem.
508157
Its when theres an air pocket and we rub it and we push that air pocket...so it makes a farting noise.\n\nIt happened to my ex a few times long time ago, but I knew it was normal so it didnt phase me.\n\nAll men know its a normal thing, so dont wig out...its a beautiful thang.
1165529
Of course I do!  And anyone that says they don't, is lying!!\n\nHow can you hold it?  The minute that warm water hits you, its like giving your bladder the green light to go!\n\nNot to mention, there is nothing worse than sitting your wet butt on the toilet and trying to wipe clean when your soaking wet, because all the toilet paper does is stick to your bum!!
723743
ok this is a weird question but i have to admit that i take long sometimes. i live with a lot of people and my bathroom time is a good time for me to relax and have some quiet. so i kinda cherish my poop time
536099
it feels like getting tickled from behind the belly botton.
227652
That happened to me hours ago at the supermarket. The checkout guy's breath smelled like vomit.\nI did not know what to do. I was holding my four year old daughter she said to the guy,"You smell like poo". He looked at me I looked him straight in the eye and said, "sorry buddy, I almost passed out when you spoke to me, poo describes the smell to a t". He grabbed some mints.
253292
i'm inside me, and it's the only way i know.  \n\nwhat's normal for me might feel totally 'abnormal' to you.  \n\nif you'd like to 'trade' for awhile and see... :)
446809
As all the rest has said this is normal.  Wonderful being a woman, huh?  Just make sure you keep yourself clean, douche when necessary and wear pantyliners if it makes you uncomfortable.
611864
What you are feeling is your gastrointestinal tract moving.\n\nYour GI tract does what is called parstolic movement.  this is how the digested food moves along to the exit...\n\nWhen your Gi tract is very active you will hear your belly rumble gurgle and many other weird sounds like you had an alien baby in there...\nBUT don't worry that is normal to hear your belly rumble, it would not be normal to have no sound at all.\nThat would mean things have stopped moving and BOY WOULD YOU KNOW IT !!!  You would not be able to go #2 and that would really make you cranky...
401522
it seems likes its probably a bladder infection. But the bigger and grosser question is are you constipated? if it's not due to a std, or uti, then something else in the area is most likely causing the sensation. And if you're constipated built up bowel can be pressing against your internal organs, making you have to pee, and possibly slightly nauseous. (just give it a thought, I'm not a doctor)
666541
Buttplug.  \n\nSeriously though, this is something you should talk to a doctor about.  It could be a sign of colon cancer (as well as many other less threatening diseases, but you can not know for sure unless you check it out).
975768
They feel the butthole... its kinda of like reading brail
627417
wait, i can see it. its kind of squissy jello wiggling motion. gross. its kind of like watching the motion of your own butt.
455959
Imagine this:\n\nYou experience slight problems with your depth perception and have a tough time maneuvering through some close doorways...\n\nOn top of which, you feel like you have the worst gas in the world...but you can't fart...\n\nPlus, your penis suddenly feels like you've taken a clothes pin and attached it to it...maybe even to your testes as well...\n\nNot to mention...your penis is now bleeding 24/7 for 4-8 days...You have do wear either a diaper, or a little tiny cotton thing to plug the hole (which, by the way, gets bigger as it absorbs and you can't forget to change it)...and sometimes, that red spot shows up on your pants and everyone can see it...\n\nAlso, you have the headaches and stomach aches and other typical things that accompany your medication that you take to ease the pain....\n\nThen all of a sudden, some guy comes up to you and either\n\nA: starts yelling that you are, indeed, a bit**\nB: asks you for your number...while drooling and spilling alcohol on himself\nC: is your brother and smacks you in the head as he runs off laughing...\n\nKeep in mind too that in the summer, this means little or no pool time for you...especially on those hot days when everyone else is coaxing you to join and you have to say...nope sorry, I just...Did my hair...or something.\n\nTry to have a little bit of sympathy guys.  I know I do for my girl, and she is greatly appreciative of it.
512114
Hahahahahaha!! That's gross!! Best damn question I've read all night. \n\nOn the other hand, it could be old toilet paper tangled in your @$$ hairs.
54625
being a poop sucker for the porta potty's
915875
you like the feel of another mans sweaty body rubbing against yours