Suppose you were on your first date,your date tells a hilarious joke and you farted so loud,what would you do?
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Try repeating this:\n\n"Hee-Hee: Ha-Ha: Ha-Ha: Hee-Hee: <SNORT> Ha-Hee: Hee-Ha\n***Deep Breath*** <Snort> Heeeeeeee-Heeeeeeee:Haaa-Haa\n...TiiipppiiiiTaaaayyyttttiiipppiiiiiitooooooo***Deep Breath***\n <Tears> <More Tears> Hee-Hee Haaaaaa-aaawwwaaaa. Sigh"
351837
i went on a date with this guy to a park. I guess he had been drinking and he puked all over me. I never saw him again. the worst part was that he called me everyday for a month after.
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The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
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The first two people being idiotic and just plain rude (respectively), I'm not sure what to do exactly here.  You must consider the fact that you had sex on the first date, however, also consider how much of a "good guy" he is (exclusive of the sex, although that is a bonus).
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I'd be most responsive if the confession that he liked me was blurted out accidentally, against his will, or with uncertainty and a bit of embarrassment.  (So endearing!) If the guy took me out to a movie or restaurant and then told me, as if he'd planned the whole thing, I would probably reject it. In contrast, if we were walking to the train station after hanging out at the art gallery or library, discussing Plato, UFOs, eugenics, Michelangelo and politics the whole day... and he suddenly grew quiet, and asked, "What if I told you that I really like you?" and then blushed and looked away...\n\nYeah, I'd fall for that.
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If what you were laughing at was not intended to be funny, then I would assume you were either a retard, or not listening to what I was saying. Although, I believe it may be rather annoying to date a hiena.
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Well, by the time someone farts in front of you, they're feeling relaxed and accepted, so I'd say let it go.  And it's up to her to monitor her own behavior or offer any excuses; prompting someone about what "should" be said can be felt as condescending... and it might destroy any trust you have in her.  Would you really want her to feel like she could not be relaxed in front of you?  \n\nIt all depends on whether someone farts accidentally or deliberately... either way, it's only nature, it's only the body, and so long as someone doesn't fart ON you deliberately, I say just laugh it off and let it go.\n\nCheers, K
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Give her your credit card!!!!\nJust kidding\nTips:\n1. Be truthful, she's got to know that she can trust you\n2. Don't laugh when she's being serious\n3. Listen when she talks, she might mention where she likes to go or what she likes to eat, if you end up taking her to her favorite restruant and buying her favorite Dove chocolate she'll be impressed that you actually listened to what she said.\n4. Never show up sloppy on your dates\n5. If she does something totally embarrassing, don't laugh at her, she might think you were making fun of her\n6. Go shopping with her (no complaining!!!!) and carry her bags (yes, all of them)\n7. Be yourself, don't fake like you're someone else, she'll get mad at you, or if she doesn't find out, you'll have to be a faker until she dumps you\n\nBe happy to see her!!!!!!!
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I have had some of the most catastrophic dinner dates ever. But I know how be so funny that I get myself out of trouble.\nSo, remember, the next time you fire a carrot from your soup our of your left nostril like it's a torpedo, it's funnier than disgusting if you make it funny and don't allow it to be disgusting.
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DO YOU NO WHAT 1ST DATE THEY ARE HARD, BUT ON A 1ST DATE I LOOK FOR SOME1 THAT I CAN HAVE A LAUGH WITH SOME1 THAT I REALLY DO GET ON WITH THAT DONT PUSH ME IN TO ANYTHINK. A SOFT GENTLE WARM LAD THAT MAKES U LAUGH BUT NOT A LAD THAT CAN SAY EVERYTHINK U WANNA HEAR AS THEN U THINK HIS A PLAYER. BE UR SELF IF SHE DONT LIKE WHO U R THEN SHE AINT WORTH IT BABE XXX
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hahahahahahahhaahhahahaha!  TOO funny!  I am still laughing!  I am going to use some of these one liners!  I'll send this to my single girl friends too!  Thanks for sharing!
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I fart when they giggle.... ok this was my lamest answer ever.  "Lamest, answer, EVER"
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Girls fart as much as guys do, but I would date a farter as long as he didnt do it in public
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as long as you don't make any noise. We all do that once in a while but knowing we all do that and actually being there and acknowledge someone did that in public are 2 completey difference experiences. I'm someone standing next to you farts, AND makes noise, how would you react? I know whoever did that didn't mean it and that person must be very embarrassing but I also think it's only natural that people would look at the one who did it with "unfriendly" eyes
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I for one would take you making fun of me as a flirting gesture and would make fun of you back until u finally said yes when I asked you out for dinner :)\n\nSeems to me you have a defense mechanism, have you been burned in the past? somtimes people will do that subconciously so they don't get hurt again.\n\nI dated somone that made fun me all the time and I made fun of her. it was a really fun relationship because we could be who we really were and we didn't care cuz we were happy around each other :) hope this helps
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Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
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i would prolly laugh my a** off....thattd be some funny s.hit