La dies, if you had a choice, would you eliminate amans face, or his hands or his backside or his front?
88552
Well for me I would do away with the face, I am no good without the arms to touch and hold me and so forth..
967117
I would go for his shins, his groin, and his nose. I would absolutely knee my attacker in the groin, kick hard at his shins, and elbow him hard on his nose. That will teach my attacker to not inflict damage on me anymore.
206955
I'd reccomend giving him a full frontal lobotomy.  Contrary to popular belief, the average laymen is more than capable of performing this surgery with no experience or medical education.  I like to be touched on the scalp actually.
1180811
i would say " I HATE YOU YOU F**KING BASTARD!\nYOU NEED TO DIE!" then i would shoot him.
483117
not unless you have it tattood on the back of youe head! like in the film The Omen! Damien has in on his head!
516290
I'd hit him.\nHe's a jackass.
163510
Dump his possesive butt!
785399
That would depend on WHAT you cut off?   An arm or a leg, no.\nSomething that's really useless anyway?  Well.......
87773
Probably alive, hopefully ill.  Then again, maybe he had plastic surgery to change his ugly face.
472164
I would ram it in so hard I could tickle his tonsles.  \n\nHe is dead.  That would be gross.
997977
Oh, god no! Even if he was in better shape physically, it wouldn't change his face. He's an ugly man. My god.
1075555
neither - take a stave and thrust yourself onto it and don't forget to video tape it so you can catch the demon coming out.\n\nThen rip open your belly and remove by hand anything that doesn't look like it belongs \n\nWrite to me afterwords and tell me how you feel
1143965
Remove your head from your a r se.
918333
Yes, if they were both removed
1063201
Either, just dont do side to side lol
1047279
hmmm...want to find out....\nI would have to say The bearded one..only because he was a friend in deed...he shaved to save my soul...but first I would have to sit on his lap tell him how bad I have been this year while tugging on that new sexy beard\nand show him where I am shaved
968984
get rid of that FACE of urs....hahaha.. kidding...