would you like to buy a monkey?
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I think it would be fun for a while...it's like having a baby.  But a monkey never grows up.  You couldn't leave it at home alone, and restaurants and grocery stores wouldn't look kindly on bringing a monkey into their establishments.  Also, unless there is a way to toilet train a monkey, you'll be changing diapers or cleaning up messes for years.
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The monkey you're looking for might be an Old World monkey similar to the Tamarin.
1130112
haha, imagine the price of Jesus poo on ebay. thats what i would do if ebay was around, sell it.
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How much do you want for it?
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Believe it monkey boy
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I have to go with my stuffed animals. I have a puppy and a monkey that says, "I'm wild about you!" It's silly but it was a gift.
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Any animal with six letters in its name.  Monkey.
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I doubt it unless the chimp pulls the trigger on the big one.  What do you think?
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WHY ? DO YOU WANT TO OWN IT?
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yes but do you have a yahoo answers icon with a darwin ape
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If you have the money to buy one, contact me.
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For Christmas I would like a new... oh wait...\nYour not Santa!
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I would start scouring the primate section of all the national zoos.  It would definitely be a step up.
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you may ask the ebay seller jbsnell4 if you are a member..they have a tony toys monkey on auction..I have already asked for info if you are not a member of www.ebay.com\n\nUpdate:\n\nThe person from ebay has no idea if the company is still in operation. Sorry I couldn't help you\n\nGood luck
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No,but I have seen a monkey break a beer bottle and threaten to kill that puppy if it ever came near him again. Almost the same thing,right?
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Show me the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can buy sex and I can buy love. example: dildo and a dog.
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spank your monkey before you pick her up