Why is Donuld Duck uses towel whenever he takes a bath while he never wears shorts after?
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How can I resist answering a question about a fictional duck that this person really thinks exists.  You must know that Donald is a very well endowed duck, just as Daisy and any other female duck you should find will tell you, but when a ducks takes a shower the water matts down his feathers and exposes his very large (in Donalds case) johnson.  After he drys off and the feathers fluff back up they provide adequate (although not always) cover.  Donald has cover but he especially has to be careful when slow dancing or watching suggestive movies.  Thank goodness you did not ask about Mickey mouse, he really gets it on with Minnie and even has been known to go both ways with Mighty Mouse, and Goofy what a stud muffin but he has a tendency to like Pluto.  The whole family of cartoon characters has a tendency to be on the wild side, you only see what they want you to see, sort of like the Cleaver family, you know mom wearing pearls to dinner and dad in a sweater vest, but wait till the lights go out and then you can see what happens, how do you think Beaver got his name, Wally was wild too.  Sorry, I digress, I hope that I have answered your question, but please be sure that if you happen to run into Donald, Mickey, Goofy, etc., you just be careful and don't believe a word they say.......
318740
There are a lot of people who don't wear underwear. It's a matter of personal preference. If one worries about skid marks and such, perhaps they should learn to wash their ass after they take a dump (that's with soap and water, not with a dry toilet paper).
712691
They take a Bath at least once a week. They b\n\nhere read this link, why should I translate English from English!\nhttp://lexicorient.com/e.o/mandeans.htm
279650
He has noooo pee pee. No scrumdidlyumpsious. He has no cash 'n prizes. He's like that guy from Silence of the Lambs  "Put the lotion in the basket..  Put the Lotion in the BASKET!!"  You're laughing cuz you've done it before!  You're a freak! You're a freak!!  No I used to do it, I used to come out of my girlfriend's bathroom naked "Look at me! I'm just like you!"  I was always afraid that one day she'd be like "Oh yeah!  *WAAAAHHHHH* I'm just like YOU!!!!  I'm just like you"  ssshhhhhh shhhhhhh
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One like this:  'Do you shower in the nude?'  I thought that was dumb because obviously we all do that!! Does he expect us to put on as many clothes as possible and shower with them all on! Come on!!! (i hope the guy doesn't read this!!) It actually made me laugh in a way so that's why i answered it!
312087
LOLOLOL That's a good one!! I know the answer. Here is just part. The towel represents a turban...right???
358096
The poop disappeared without you flushing the toilet?  There's only one explanation:  the Poop Fairy took it.  Look under you bath mat for the quarter she leaves.
103199
he doesn't wash it or he has an STD!!
116256
put the bird in a diaper before you go for a  ride
1137186
interesting. i've always joked with my bf "if he would like a hand" while he pees but he usually laughs and says no. do you have to do it every time? then that's weird.
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In order to get my hippie to bathe, I trick her with a trail of granola to the bathroom.  I keep her in there by having a steady stream of the Grateful Dead and the String Cheese Incidence on the radio.  I keep her preoccupied by throwing my recyclables in the regular trash.  As she sorting, I start washing her dred locks and before she knows what happened to her she's clean for another week.
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Its a cartoon. Thats like asking why Arnold from hey arnold always wears the same cloths. He Just does
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NOTHING JUST TAKE A BATH
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maybe to show us that they "really" went to the shower...Ü that's what we all know, we wear a towel after taking a bath, isnt it? even children knew that.Ü\nif for the rest of the show they are "naked", that is to show their real costume or character. and i don't think its bad (that they dont wear bottoms) because there are no drawings of their private part. its for us, adults, to "imagine" what's under there, but the children really don't mind.Ü
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In my family, we each have our own towel that when done, we hang to dry for the next time that same person showers.  We don't share them between people but there's nothing wrong with using the same towel for a couple of times by the same person.  You're clean and just wiping off water.  Then when I do laundry, I'll grab those towels and wash them.  Do you use a new towel everytime you dry dishes?\n\nAdded note:  I get each person in the family a huge bath sheet to use as "their" towel and each person has a different color to tell them apart.  Then I have a bunch of regular bath towels that can be used if someone needs a extra towel (usually just me...I use one for my hair and one to dry off).  So, no co-mingling towels and it is easy to tell each person's apart.
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its because the penguins dont have hands. so when he asks to "hand me a towel"....that should of been the funny part, but the penguin instead says no, because he is not a chair......he should of said no because it didnt have any hands
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To keep the wet hair off our shoulders.  It's annoying when it's slapping your shoulders.  It also allows the towel to absorb more moisture from the hair so it dries more quickly.  Also for some people (myself included) it helps prevent frizziness.  If I let my web hair whip around and air dry it really frizzes up.