Did you hear about this question that's about Chuck Norris???
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Chuck Norris thinks your attempt to reach 100 posts is lame.
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Chuck Norris and they are all poisonous.
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yes like chuck norris
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The humor behind Chuck Norris jokes is if you've seen Walker, Texas Ranger, Walker could beat up 100 burly guys with bazookas and only use his fists.  So obviously, Chuck Norris is more masculine, tough, and Godly than you could ever wish to be.  It started off as a joke on a Chuck Norris fan site as Chuck Norris Facts, and when Chuck Norris himself found them funny, they became super popular.  It's just like the infamous Dead Baby jokes of the Eighties, they'll eventually lose popularity in favor for something else.
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arnold schwarznegger, chuck norris
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-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.\n\n-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.\n\n-When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and\nbuffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.\n\n-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction\nwas finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker\nevery second Wednesday of the month.\n\n-Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer\namazement.\n\n-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.\n\n-A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.\n\n-To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7\ndifferent kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.\n\n-Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.\n\n-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits\n\n-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"\n\n-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.\n\n-After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".\n\n-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.\n\n-When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please
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The cure for cancer can be found in Chuck Norris' tears.  Too bad he's never cried...EVER!
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chuck norris references are sooo cool and hip. But I think you should try a little harder...really
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i heard that it had something to do with chuck norris coming along... plus somebody needs to be super in heaven!
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Chuck Norris would win. Chuck Norris always wins.
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You can apprentice yourself to Chuck Norris but don't plan on living through it unless you can slip him enough animal tranquilizers every morning to kill 5 elephants. That should slow his awesome speed down to normal human parameters.
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because he trains with chuck norris.
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obviously chuck norris, he has much more martial arts and physical combat training (since he often trained with bruce lee) and is the 6-time World Karate Champion, also a karate teacher, and has founded two of his own martial arts styles: Chun Kuk Do ("the Universal Way") and American Tang Soo Do. There is so much more than this too.
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no, but i hear chuck norris did once! lol roflmao. im soo fkn funny hahahaha. wow where do I come up with them? oh man I gotta write that one down...lol...oh my sides are splitting. I just made a witty joke about chuck norris..wow im cool.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.\n\nThere is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.\n\nOuter space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.\n\nChuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.\n\nChuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.\n\nChuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.\n\nChuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.\n\nThere is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.\n\nWhen Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.\n\nChuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.\n\nChuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.\n\nThere is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.\n\nChuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.\n\nChuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.\n\nChuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.\n\nChuck Norris can slam a revolving door.\n\nChuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost\n\nRemember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. \n\nContrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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-Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.\n-Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.\n-Then again, Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.\n-Chuck Norris doesn't hunt; the word "hunt" suggests there is room for failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.\n- Chuck Norris' ex-girlfriend once asked him,"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.?" He then replied," How DARE you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!!" and ripped her throat out. Standing over her, he said," Don't F*** with Chuck." Years later, he recalled this incident and the irony of his rhyme and laughed so hard that people within 5 miles of him were deafened. \n-If rock beats scissors and scissors cuts paper and paper covers rock, what beats all three?? Chuck Norris.\n-If you spell out Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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hey this is chuck norris..\ni told u many times not to reveal my true identity\nif u persist i'll hav to give all ur money to steven sagal