dose eny body know eny good jokes?
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Why you never question a drunk-- \n\n\nA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: \nA half-gallon of 2% milk, \nA carton of eggs, \nA quart of orange juice, \nA head of romaine lettuce, \nA 2 lb. can of coffee, \nAnd a 1 lb. package of bacon. \nAs she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a \ndrunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of \nthe cashier. \nWhile the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, \n"You must be single." \nThe woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued \nby the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at \nher six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her \nselections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. \nCuriosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, \nyou're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" \nThe drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly
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:-D\nFUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What has the world come to? People don't seem to make good clean jokes any more (keyword: good)! Sheesh...\n\nHere's one:\n\nA pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. \n\nThe doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." \n\nThe woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" \n\nExpecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" \n\n"Denise," the doctor says. \n\nThe new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" \n\nThen she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" \n\nThe doctor replies, "DeNephew" \n\n:o)
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LMFAO great jokes!!! Love your sense of humor it is wonderful!!
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just  type jokes in google u will get it
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are u sure its not LMAFO\nif it is its laugh my f/ckin ass off
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It is funny, no matter what they say. I have a lot of experience with jokes, and I know. The most important is HOW you say it. Keep it on, you'll do fine.
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they probably think they have a sense of humor
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You probably have heard this one>>>>>Yep\n\nbut it is still funny!!?>>>>>Yep\n\nThat's really a good one>>>>>>lmao
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With your sense of humor? \n\n\n\nNO
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Sure you should ask her.Who doen't need a good laugh?
1002155
Double entendre ahoy!
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funny you are,master yoda does think.\nGod may bless you,he must.\ndumb i was being but funny i wanted to be.make you laugh i did?
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I dunno, I've heard some pretty stupid jokes...that one is definately in my top ten, though.
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>snerk<\n\ndon't think so, but it's funny just the same!
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HAHAHAHAH\n\nCome on let us laugh!!!!
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Made me laugh and i like pple capable of laughing about themselves. You Must have heard this Irish blessing I'm sure !!\n"Grant me a sense of humor, Lord, \nthe saving grace to see a joke, \nTo win some happiness from life, \nAnd pass it on to other folks. "