How many of each animal did Moses take on the arc?
90380
It's psychological.  The whole point of the joke is to make you think about the animals, and not about the fact that Moses never built an arc.  Everyone knows the story, so most people just ignore the names.
799795
Moses didn't write the Ten Commandment.....God did. He gave them to Moses on Mt. Sinai.....
678993
Exodus 15:27  And they came to Elim, where there were twelve wells of water, and seventy palm trees. And they camped there by the waters.\n\nThe 70 palms were sustained by the 12 wells of water. 70 is the number of nations that were formed by the confusion of the languages at the tower of Babel. 12 is the number of Tribes of Israel, they were to be a nation of priests to all the other nations. So symbolically the 12 springs represent Israel sustaining the 70 nations of the world.\n\nDuring the Feast of Tabernacles a total of 70 bulls are offered up, see Numbers 19:12-34.  These 70 bulls are thought to be an offering on behalf of the 70 nations.
922292
1.  God did not command Noah to take 2 of EACH kind of animal.  Noah was commanded to take 1 male and 1 female of each unclean kind of animal, and 7 males/7 females of each clean kind of animal.  See Genesis 7:2-3.\n\n2.  Because God wished to continue the animal life He'd  already created. \n\n3.  Why not?  Asexual reproduction was not a factor in God's decision.\n\nPeace.
565344
dog, fish, cat, camel, worm
568667
Here's something to think about.\n\n1) How could he have possibly fit 2 of every animal and insect on an ark that size?\n2) How did he control the situation of having animals that are natural enemies on a boat together?\n3) How did he feed all the different animals when some can only eat specific food from their region (other animals or region specific plants)?\n4) How did he fit a months worth of food on the ark with the animals?\n5) What about the specific climate needs of each animal?\n6) How did Noah and his family repopulate the globe with different races of people?\n7) Who the hell cleaned up all the shit?!?\n\nI could really go on and on - THINK!
639475
chicken, read your Bible or borrow one.  God created ALL the animals and Adam named them.
649301
None, Moses never took any on the ark, Noah did. Thus the title, Noah's Ark!
1140488
A goat is a "ruminant".  That means that it has 4 stomachs.
160649
Enoch was first and then Elijah. God took up Enoch, and Elijah rode in a chariot to heaven. How neat is that!
1145829
Gen. 7:14\nFrom the foregoing, it becomes apparent that Noah could get all the necessary animals into the ark for preservation through the Flood. The Bible does not say that he had to preserve alive every variety of the animals. Rather, it states: “Of the flying creatures according to their kinds and of the domestic animals according to their kinds, of all moving animals of the ground according to their kinds, two of each will go in there to you to preserve them alive.” (Ge 6:20; 7:14, 15) Jehovah God knew it was necessary to save only representative members of the different “kinds,” since they would reproduce in variety after the Flood.\n\nFollowing the recession of the floodwaters, these comparatively few basic “kinds” emerged from the ark and spread out over the surface of the earth, eventually producing many variations of their “kinds.” Although many new varieties have come into existence since the Flood, the surviving “kinds” have remained fixed and unchanged.\n\nCould the Ark Have Held All the Animals?\n\nThe “kinds” of animals selected had reference to the clear-cut and unalterable boundaries or limits set by the Creator, within which boundaries creatures are capable of breeding “according to their kinds.” It has been estimated by some that the hundreds of thousands of species of animals today could be reduced to a comparatively few family “kinds”—the horse kind and the cow kind, to mention but two. The breeding boundaries according to “kind” established by Jehovah were not and could not be crossed. With this in mind some investigators have said that, had there been as few as 43 “kinds” of mammals, 74 “kinds” of birds, and 10 “kinds” of reptiles in the ark, they could have produced the variety of species known today. Others have been more liberal in estimating that 72 “kinds” of quadrupeds and less than 200 bird “kinds” were all that were required. That the great variety of animal life known today could have come from inbreeding within so few “kinds” following the Flood is proved by the endless variety of humankind—short, tall, fat, thin, with countless variations in the color of hair, eyes, and skin—all of whom sprang from the one family of Noah.\n\nThe ark had a carrying capacity equal to that of 10 freight trains of about 25 American boxcars each!\n\nAt Genesis 6:14, the Hebrew word qin·nim′ (“nests”) is translated “rooms” (KJ, RS), “cabins” (AT), and “compartments” (NW). Evidently these were relatively small compartments in the ark built by Noah and, similar to birds’ nests, served as a protection and shelter through a critical time when men and animals were otherwise helpless.
144258
Any of the Hebrews men who conquered Canaan, because they got to rape any women they could grab in the cities they conquered... having murdered their fathers and brothers in front of them of course.\n\nNo, I take that back, my favourite is Elisha, because he got cool super powers and could sumon up bears to eat young boys because they called him baldy. It would b so cool to see young boys being eaten alive by a bear, don't ya think, especially for such a frivolus reason?\n\n\nNo, I changed my mind again. It's defintitely the Angel of the Lord. He gets really cool super powers all the time, and he gets to sluaghter everyone in cold blood: old men, women,  babies.\n\n"And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword. But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee."\n\n\nThen he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”  When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.  And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.\n\n"And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity: Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house. And he said unto them, Defile the house, and fill the courts with the slain: go ye forth. And they went forth, and slew in the city."
151200
1) seven - if all of the sheep have died, *except* seven of them, then logically seven of them have lived.  The remaining twelve have died.\n\n2) Bobby - If three of the children are named, and neither of the names are 'Bobby', then it stands to reason that "Bobby" is the fourth.  (Aside from being given the answer using the possessive form of his name.)\n\n3) himself - The man is an only child, and he is looking at himself in the photograph, since he is his father's son.\n\n4) glass - Greenhouses are made of "green" glass, not wood, since the wood would not let the light in for the plants.\n\n5) two - if you "take" two of the apples, then you only have two in your possession.  The rest are for anyone else to take.\n\n6) He's dead - if the man has a 'widow', then it means he is dead.  It stands to reason that there are most likely no laws on the books that allow for a living person to marry a corpse.\n\n7) Noah took them, not Moses - The ark used to carry two of each animal was built by Noah according to the old testament.  The story of Moses came later and he didn't gather animals in groups of two.\n\n8) one - if you disregard that some people believe in re-incarnation, any man, not just the average man, has only one day that he is physically born, but he celebrates that day each year for the rest of his life.
52513
13 sites have been named it is impossible to say exactly.Best is  Mount Jabal Musa (Arabic: "Mountain of Moses") in the Sinai Desert as the Biblical Mount Sinai described in the Tanakh.
83523
3 cats\n5 dogs\n7 humans\n4 aliens\n\nJust kidding im still a virgin
432961
we read of the plagues God sent upon the land of Egypt, but Pharaoh would not let the people go.  But God knew that after the final plague, Pharaoh would let the people go.\n\nAnd so Moses told the Israelites that each house was to take one perfect lamb,  which was under a year old. And the lamb was to live in the house with the people for 14 days, and at the end of the fourteenth day they were to kill the lamb in the evening.\n\nAnd they were to take the blood of the lamb and put it on the two side posts and on the upper door post of the house, and they were to roast the lamb and eat it, and nothing was to remain.   And that night the LORD would pass through the land, and all the people who were the first ones born in their family,  would die, but the blood of the lamb was to be a sign, and whenever God saw the blood on the doorposts, he would pass over the house, and no one in that house would die.  And this day was to be called the passover, and was to be celebrated each year.\n\nAnd so the people of Israel did as the LORD had commanded, and at midnight on the chosen day, all the people born first in the land who were not protected by the blood of the lamb died, including Pharaoh's first born child.\n\nAnd so on that day Pharaoh agreed to let the people of Israel go with their flocks, and with jewels and clothing that the people of Egypt gave to them, and there were 600,000 men, not counting women and children. \n\nAnd so after 430 years, the time had come for the Israelites to leave the land of Egypt, and God brought them out of the land.\n\nThe blood of the lamb which protected the people of Israel is a perfect picture of the precious blood of the Lord Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for us.   What a wonderful thing it is that the Lord Jesus did for us because he loves us.\n\nMemory verse:  Exodus 12:13 "...when I see the blood, I will pass over you."\n\nQuestions:\n1. What was the LORD going to do to the people of Egypt?\n2. What instructions did the LORD give about the lamb the people chose?\n3. What were they supposed to do when the lamb was killed?\n4. What happened when the LORD came through the land?\n\nAnswers:\n1. He was going to cause the first born person in each family to die.\n2. There was to be one for every house, it was to be perfect, it was to be less than a year old, and it was to live with them in the house for 14 days.\n3. They were to put its blood on the sides and top of the door of the house.  They were to roast it and eat it.\n4.  When He saw the blood on the door posts, no one in that house died, but all the people who were born first who were not protected by the blood of the lamb died.
924328
The bible also says that a few people got a male and female of every animal, put them on a boat and saved them from a flood that lasted 150 days.  The elephants alone would have needed 7.5 tons of food to survive that long.  That is if you only have one type of elephant on board and that is if you were giving them starvation rations of 50 pounds of food per elephant per day.  Also Noah lived to be over 600 years old.  You can't believe everything in the bible.  \n\nWhat the question was, why don't we see the Roman report on the execution?  The Romans were record keepers and I think it would be interesting to see what they recorded about this event.