What was the worst fist fight you've ever been in and got your butt kicked in to oblivion?
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I used to beat up my younger brother when we were kids. then one day in high school he was bigger than me and he beat the crap out of me (gave me a black eye)\n\ntoo bad for him b/c my dad then beat the crap out of him!\n\nWe laugh about it now!
896640
It was with my older brother. We always fight, it ends with him hitting me. : (
775967
Could you describe it?  What opponent?
1156366
how do u start a bum fight?
694633
My boyfriend stuck up for me at a concert. This guy kept shoving and pushing me and other people for no apparent reason. And he was a lot older than us and should've been more mature about it. My boyfriend almost got in a fight with him after he told him to stop, but the guy wasn't listening. I stood in between them just because I didn't want them to throw any punches or anything.\n\nHe never got in a fight with some other guy trying to hit on me. He's a little more mature than that and knows how to handle things better. He trusts me to do the right thing.
512434
Many years ago I was going to a party with a buddy of mine. I had to finish work first so He drank a gallon of Bali High wine before We left for the Party. After about an hour no one had seen My drunk buddy and We all started searching for Him. We discovered He was passed out on the toilet and had taken a giant dump but hadn't taken off his underwear. I had the job of pulling up His pants and loading Him into My car to take Him home. Not only was He a smelly mess He then decided to puke up the entire gallon of wine in My car.\nOnce I got Him to His house I honked the horn until His father came out and took Him off My hands. 30 Years later I still call Him STINKY!
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
599367
It wasn't funny at the time, but...\n\nI practice Kendo, which is a kind of martial art. It is based an samurai sword-fighting techniques. Participants use bamboo swords and armor. My armor, though I am a small person, weighs about 10 or so pounds. Practices are tough, too, especially when DS Sensei would run one. His idea of a perfect practice is when someone passes out or pukes or both.\n\nAnyway, practice in the afternoon. I normally don't eat within four hours practice in order to make sure I don't get sick, but I had been running late and missed my pre-practice snack and I was starving. My sempai (senior student ranking above me) were on the way to the dojo and he did his usual thing of stopping at Taco Bell. Usually, I didn't get anything to eat, but I was STARVING. I mean I was so hungry my stomach hurt. So I narfed down a 7 layer burritto in a bout two seconds. Then we went right to practice.\n\nAnd DS sensei was there. I hadn't known he'd be visiting. So he takes me aside and puts me through this horrible, tough workout. And about halfway through, I am like UH OH...and I turned and bolted from the match and out the door (I actually forgot to bow out--bad manners) and I am running down the hall, trying to get my full-head armor helmet off (think similar to a fencing mask) before I am sick all inside of it. I burst into the bathroom, whip off the helmet in record time, and barf up my burritto. A couple of times!\n\nI go back to practice and DS sensei realizes what happens and totally makes fun of me. I thought that was the end of it, but nooooo...\n\nApparently DS sensei thought this was so funny, he told other people about it. LOTS of other people.\n\nSo I would go to a martial arts function and DS sensei would introduce me to other martial arts folks and they would hear my name and go "Oh, you're the one that barfed up her burritto!" This went on for almost a year!\n\nI still get teased about it, but I sure learned a lesson. And I sure DO NOT eat Taco Bell right before practice anymore.
776658
Been there, done that. But I started choking and it was a big powdery mess. =P
287513
Roundhouse kick you in the face.\nTwice.
873499
I'm heavily armed and looking for a fight
609803
My dad would ground me, but he would immediately forget. I usually would just get my asss kicked and then my punishment was over.
1141881
rabbit punch(which is a blow to the kidneys) I would allow 1 per fighter.The first because I think it was an accident,the second to the other fighter to make things even.After that,I'm throwing muthafuc...............out!!
240831
one time i was with a group of my friends at the movies and i went towards the bathroom and turned around to tell them where i was going, and when i turned back around i hit the wall face-first. I PUT AND DENT IN THE WALL, ANNNNNDDD BROKE MY BRACES AND HAD TO GET THEM FIXED!!!....\n\n\n.... nice to get that off my chest.. ty ;)
449484
Well I am only 13 but i was in 1 fight from 5th grade when i was like 11(?). i barely remember that the fight was over a boy... but she did start it and she pushed me down during recess, so we went at on the floor during recess and knocked desks over, pulled hair, and all that crap. i won.\ni almost got in a fight this year but teacher broke it up before it started.\n\ni will never start a fight, but i won't just stand there if someone starts one with me.
989539
I think 1 of your reason for fighting is because your angry that your getting blamed for something you didn't do.  She so needs to screw off cause it's not right to hit someone for no aparent reason!  What an idiot!
599157
I was taught to always kick in the skins or behind the knee cap if you can. Never had to fight though. Heidi