If Bush were an animal, what would he be?
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An eagle -- something you can look to as a symbol of American freedom (and an animal that could sh*t on the heads of America's wussy liberals)
786428
I'd put my money on the hippo. Most people think they're fat, dumb, slow & cowardly, but they're actually one of the most aggressive animals in the wild-and they've got the size & weight to back it up, not to mention massive jaws & teeth.
703754
He couldn't do anything.  He's dead.  Kind of like Bush but in a different way.
1061350
If I had the chance to be an animal, I think I would like to be a dog.  Think about it -- a dog gets walked, petted, fed and taken care of by a human who loves it, chose it, and gives it a home.  It does not have to work, or clean, or cook, or take care of anyone or anything.  It gets to sleep, eat and play whenever it wants to; and at the end of the day, knows that its best friend will always come home to be there for it.  It really is true --- it's a dog's life!
542190
George W Bush has one
621489
when his opponents are apes.\n\nActually, maybe even then the apes would win.\n\nNOTE!  I fully support Bush, the only thing is just that I acknowledge (and make fun of, apparently) the fact that he's not exactly the most intelligent president we've ever had.
565178
HAHAHAHAHAHA Duuude this question just made my day, but yeah probably so.........what if we had a midget G. W. Bush
1127959
that would be el hefe..president bush.
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a pig?\n\nplease answer some of my other questions as well. i've got two other open questions that i posted before my latest 5 so remember to check those to out as well if you want to
756703
Taxidermied duck is more like it.  As lifelike as Bush may appear, there is no chance he is going to achieve much besides angry underhanded mischief.  I will wager he bites when cornered though.
579790
he is more like a pet dog.\n\nBush jus pats him and says "Good Boy"
489996
I think he sees himself as someone who is preparing the way for the return of Christ.  The anti-christ will be someone we all love and respect, that's definintely NOT Bush.
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George Bush, or is it the other way around.
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A cat.\nNot a street cat, but a cat owned by a really good cat owner, not one of those crazy cat ladies you see on the news either.  I would eat and sleep, then have a snack and take a nap and when I wanted to play or cuddle I would inform my resident bi-ped.  Life would be grand.  Except for not having opposable thumbs.
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Wow, that is hard.  On one hand you have a totally selfish lier willing to go at any length to please himself.  On the other you have a total moron willing to go to any length to please the selfish liers controlling him.  I guess I would go with Bush because he is so cute when he forgets what he's talking about.
1123530
Sure, he would. It was my understanding that Jesus loved all the world, animals are part of the world. Either he would have a dog because he would need a pet that travelled well and could be trained not to tun away. The not running away bit would leave out most exotic pets, if you let them out of their cage, they're gone. \n\nOr, he would have a pet that most people hate, like a skunk or a gila monster, or a pig (if he came back to the middle east). That way he could make points & tell parables & such about loving ALL of Gods creation. You could come up with some great parables about travelling around with a Gila Monster.
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How's that for an oxymoron "George Bush thought"