Whats the worst or scariest prank someone has ever pulled on you?
81413
When I was Just barely even an aQuaintance with my now wife.\n She thought it was funny to leave a Note on the table saying she was kidnaped and would hope to get out of it.\n She even described the vehicle that took her away. Even that was false. I had Several hours of wonder.
1144464
We were out "camping" in a trailer... My cousin and I spent the whole day fixing it up and making it look nice for the next day when the family would arrive.. Late that night we were fixing something underneath the "sink" and we heard a rustling.. so we were looking around all the cabinets to see what it was.. I opened up the fridge and this HUGE flying squirrell came rushing out and it smacked into my cousin and got caught in the curtains...   it took us 4 hours to get the poor 'lil guy back outside... Then he kept trying to get back in, finally he got the idea and ran off to wherever.
663870
slept with my best friend...she got me there that prankster
307224
The last time I did was when I was a junior in high school. Some friends had tp'd the house and my dad made me go out immediately to clean it up because rain was in forecast. We have massive trees in the front and the guy friends had a good arm. I couldn't get all of it down. My dad came outside, stood on a ladder, made a make-shift torch and was burning the toilet paper. Bear in mind that it was around 1 am. The neighbor across the street was looking out her window as my dad stood on the ladder with the torch. His pants then fell down as did the rag of the torch. There he stood on the ladder with his pants down to his ankles, the hair on his hand singed off, and the neighbor lady looking out her window. I lost it -- laughed so hard I wet my pants.
1116567
I have one so i can make fun of everyone else's and listen to new bands. I have no personal information on there though\n\n\nI also have a second one that I made as a joke, that has a picture of a girl that died a couple years ago as the picture. I used it to prank my brother and his friends. They were all talking to her on myspace and they all wanted to meet up with her, so i told them all to go to the same movie at the same time. So then 4 of them showed up and met each other instead of her, while i stood hidden with my friend and a video camera. It was priceless. \nI was trying to teach them a lesson, not to meet strangers off the internet. Also, it was really funny.
1166217
When i was about 12 i was bunking off school when i heard some banging, I looked out of my bedroom window to see 2 men kicking my next door neighbours door in.\nI was so scared i didn't know what to do we didn't have a phone back then.\nI ran to a friends house and stayed with her mom until the police came. \nThe scariest thing was i knew 1 of the men and he was big trouble.\nLuckily he was caught and sent to prison and i didn't end up gettin a kickin. \nFor a good while after i didn't want to be alone in the house but i got over that with time.
290323
In grade school we toilet papered some houses.  When I was 15 a friend of mine on Halloween hit a girl (roughly 5) in the face with an egg.  It was embarassing to say the least.
545952
it took time, but in college we had an ongoing prank battle with some neighbors.\n\none night we knew they were going to be gone for a long time and we broke into their apartment and papered EVERYTHING.  you knwo thos big rolls of paper art classes have??  well, one of my rommates got a roll from an art class and if it was in their apartment it got wrapped up and sometimes we drew the object on the paper.  so the bed got wrapped up and a comforter got drawn on it (minnie mouse for one and strawberry shortcake on the other--they were guys, so it was funny).  the computers got wrapped and keyboards with the letters drawn in. the toilet got wrapped with a bullseye on part covering the water.\nyou get the picture.  now, mind you, we didn't take all night drawing, they were crude pictures.\n\nwe went back home and a few hours later they burst into our apartment dragging armfuls of paper.  they started stuffing paper EVERYWHERE!!!  down toilets, in the microwave, freezer, anywhere they could fit it, then they ransacked our bedrooms and it all resulted in a mess b/c someone broke out the flour!!!\n\nit was a fun night.  i miss college.\n\nthey got us back by saran wrapping our rooms a few days later.  it was like a saran wrap spider web!
732438
Years ago when my older sister and I were much younger when our parent's were at work , we would very carefully pull the tape off of our present's , so we could see what we got . \nIf it was a toy we were really wanting , we would totally unrap it , open the box , and actually play with it . \nWhen we were done , we would box it back up and very very carefully slide it back into the christmas paper , and we would use new scotch tape to tape them back up ... \nWe only got caught once lol !
409203
I've stubbed my toes on a lot of things, but the worst was when I stubbed my PINKY TOE (the weakest of them all) on our foot-stool leg. I went to say god-dam*ed mother f-er, but my mom was in the room and i ended up saying something more along the lines of "god-dan mmmmmmmmfffffer" She just stared at me.\n\nThe best was when in a really random moment I cried out "flibber-me-jibblets". It was so funny I kept it with me and I still use it every now and then. Although around the time it first happened I would say it without thinking about it.
31702
the funniest thing that ever happened to me was i waswearing one of my favorite shirts and i leaned over a light candle screamed like a little sissy girl\ncause it burned a hole in it
1032802
Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
333608
hold your breath, stand on you head, suck a lemon (really it works), get someone to scare you (this one works the best in my experience)
655899
This one didn't happen to me, but rather to my brother, but it was so funny that I'll have to use it as my favorite all time bathroom blunder:\n\nOne day when I was a lot younger (I was in high school and my brother in jr. high school) I was watching TV in my room and my brother went into the batchroom to take a shower. He went in, about ten minutes passed by and no sound was heard at all coming from the bathroom, until I just heard "Thump!", then my brother saying "C r a p !", then the toilet being flushed and finally my brother saying "Oh c r a p !!!" once again \nand coming out of the bathroom looking somewhere between completely confused, frustrated and pissed. \n\nWhen he came out, my mother was coming into my room and my brother told us both what happened. He went to the bathroom to take a dump. Finished, and saw a mosquito flying near the ceiling. Without closing the toilet lid, he stood on top of the toilet and started trying to swat the mosquito. While doing so, he looked down to make sure his foot wouldn't go into the toilet (remember, the genius hadn't flushed up to this point :-) and when looking down, his glasses slid of his face and fell inside the still not flushed toilet. Not knowing what to do, he was going to try to take the glasses out of the toilet, and when trying to bend down to reach for them, he slid and his hand actually accidentaly flushed the glasses (along with everything else in the toilet) down the drain.\n\nWhen he came out and told us what had happened, I had a seeeeriously hard time trying not to laugh, and it was made even harder when I saw that my mom, upon hearing the whole story got seeeriously furious and started telling my brother just how much of an idiot he was ...then I just couldn't hold myself and you had, my brother with a scared little mouse face, my mother with the most furious face you'd ever seen her with and me rooling in the floor laughing uncontrolably ...Sigh !!!! The memories :-)
1028820
This year, on April Fools day, I had my teenage son arrested.\n\nTwo army guys posed at Microsoft Special Agents, they had a fake warrant with my son's name on it, badges, and handcuffs.\n\nThey approached my son, and told him that they were Microsoft Secret Agents and that he was going to be detained for illegal downloads.  They showed the warrent (which I had done in photoshop).  They then asked him to turn around, patted him down, and as they began to put the handcuffs on him, one of the Army guys started reading the miranda rights in a drill instructor like tone. This added to the seriousness (LOL)\n\nMy son was clearly shaken.  He looked at me with the "DO SOMETHING!" look.  It was all that I could do to keep from laughing, in fact, I was holding back the laughs so much that I was tearing up.  Everyone who was there (this was done in a shop) was just in disbelief - was this real! \n\nThey (the two army guys, posing as Microsoft secret agents) started to lead him away, and out of the shop (handcuffed) - and they stopped, opened the warrant and it read....\n\nAPRIL FOOLS!\n\nMy son, and everyone in the shop laughed.  It was a fabulous prank.\n\nWe caught this prank on the store cameras, and copied them to a cd.  For a bit we had it up on a site.\n\nWhen my son went back to school on Monday, he learned that everyone knew and thought it was hysterical.  Teachers were even stopping classes to show the video of the April Fools Prank.\n\nNo one was hurt, no laws were broken ... and a perfect prank was pulled.    And, I finally got my son back for all the pranks he pulls on me!  LOL
291258
Oh man I got one!!  We snuck in around midnight I think and we brought our OUIJA board with us.  So we asked the OUIJA board if it was trying to reach us.  It said yes.  2 seconds later a phone starts ringing somewhere within the cemetary but there was none.  We freaked out!!
1021268
Scariest--graveyard at night\nDangerous--car while moving\nFunniest--men's bathroom stall in Germany\nEmbareassing--in his room while we were dating and someone came up and knocked on the window while we were doing the 'do\nEnvironementally challenging--tower in a castle in Germany.  It was all exposed!!\nSensual--candlelit shower\nSexual--New Orleans\nUnlikely--behind a church\nWorst--against a tree\nBest--honeymoon night, when I realized I was having married sex\nLast--2 hours ago, baby!!  Yeah!!!!!