who said "carefully selected garbage"?
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sorry, i don't know, but that is funny. \n\nEdit: found it! Come here, my dear, good, beautiful doggie, and smell this excellent perfume which comes from the best perfumer of Paris. \n\nAnd the dog, wagging his tail, which, I believe, is that poor creature's way of laughing and smiling, came up and put his curious nose on the uncorked bottle. Then suddenly, he backed away in terror, barking at me reproachfully. \n\n"Ah miserable dog, if I had offered you a package of excrement you would have sniffed at it with delight and perhaps gobbled it up. In this you resemble the public, which should never be offered delicate perfumes that infuriate them, but only carefully selected garbage." \n\n- Charles Baudelaire
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disgraceful: giving offense to moral sensibilities and injurious to reputation;
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"Well, Hickhouse I like to make my own. Take a large sheet of paper, get your crayons and markers, ask your mama for a ruler and go to town. Be creative, it's a good thing." \n\n\nYour hackneyed efforts at creativity have been duly noted, and summarily dismissed.\n\nNow make me a sandwich.\n\n*smirk*
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What the crap did you just say.
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To announce that there must be No Criticism of  the president, \nOr that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, \nis not only unpatriotic and servile, \nbut is morally treasonable to the  American public.\n\n— Theodore   Roosevelt\n\n\nGo Ahead And Fire Me
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Literally, "Then eat all of that sh*t!"\n\nIt's not very nice, whomever told you that. The phrase doesn't translate perfectly, but you get the meaning...
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read the book "worms eat my garbage"
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who said he did??????
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What the hell did he say?
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OGM....another pearl of wisdom from a liberal.\n\n\nHey...need I remind you that Cane killed Able with a rock.....\nAre we going to get rid of all the rocks now?\n\nSnapperhead!!!\nhahahaha
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077. you almost caused me to spit Earl Grey all over my monitor with that answer.\nI don't think anyone can improve the quality or truth of what you have said, so I'll continue to laugh.
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George W. Bush\n"Dick" Cheney\nDonald "Rummy" Rumsfeld.\n\nWhoops, I'm sorry, you said "Idioms".
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"i'm not a perfect person.. there's many things i wish i didn't do!!"\n\nit is \n"The Reason"  -- by Hoobastank!
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It was originally said by John Kenneth Galbraith, though his quote was "Never underestimte the power of very stupid people in large groups." Robert Heinlein said something similar. "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."\n\nThe exact quote that you have above was said by Homer Simpson on an episode of The Simpsons, paraphrasing Galbraith.
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You misquoted him. It's:\n\n"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."\n\nLooks the same but the 'tends' puts a different meaning on it.\n\nHe made the pronouncement in 1870 but had left parliament 5 years before.
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No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Franz Kafka\n\nor \n\n 6. It was no sooner said than done--a huge haul of fish, straining the nets past capacity. 7They waved to their partners in the other boat to come help them. They filled both boats, nearly swamping them with the catch. - Luke 5 (The Message), Bible
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Who said we hate homosexuals?