What's your favourite quote?
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"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is."\n\n"Whenever I need to 'get away,' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible!"\n\n"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."\n\nAll quotes by Jack Handey
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My all time favourites:
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"I love you". << That's my favorite.\n"friend".  << Another good one.\n"Trust me". << Ha-yeah.\n"It will only hurt for a minute". << blaspheme I tell you!\n"Beauty is on the inside". << only if you're ugly.\n"life is short" << happy people say that.\n"no"\n"do I look fat in this?" << of course you do! moo I say\n"can't we just be friends?" << see number 7\n"Report abuse"
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those are all good quotes but this is the one i live by: \n\n"In the end, its the chances we never took that we regret the most" \n\nOn the show frasier, frasier said it on his season finale and i never forgot it, i try to live by it but it is not always easy. i would love to know who originally came up with it is.  whenever i get scared to take a class i just read this saying, i even framed it on my wall
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Who said that?\n\n\nHello!
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Well , it's some of my favourite collection of quote of well-known achievers.\n\n1) ' Life as if u to die tomorrow. Learn as if to live forever '.\n      - Mahathma Gandhi\n\n2) ' The forest is magnificent , yet it contains no perfect trees'.\n- Gye Fram\n\n3) ' A man without a purpose ia like a ship without a rudder.\n- Thomas Carlyle\n\n4) ' It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.\n- Brian Tracy\n\n5) ' Reach high , for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep , \n      for every drean proceeds the goals'.\n     - Ralph Vaull Star\n\n6) ' Even i don't reach all my goals , I've gone higher than i\n      would have if i hadn't set any'.\n      - Danielle Fotopoulos\n\n7) ' If u have a purpose in which you can believe , there's no end\n      to the amount of things you can accompolish'.\n      - Marian Anderson\n\n8) ' No set goal achieved satisfies.Success only breeds a new \n      goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless'.\n      - Bette Davis\n\n9) ' Goals are your personal statements of what you are truly  \n      willing to do to achieve what you really want to achieve'.\n      - Denis Waitley\n\n10) ' Goals are dreams with deadlines'.\n- Diana Scharf Hunt\n\n11) ' A goal properly set is halfway reached.\n- Abraham Licoln\n\n12) ' A life is an experiment. The more experiments you make , take better.\n- Ralph Waldo Emerson.
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Some personal favorites are:\n\n"Suppose the prisoners were able to talk together, don't you think that when they named the shadows which they saw passing they would believe they were naming things?"\n\n"The world of our sight is like the habitation in prison, the firelight there to the sunlight here, the ascent and the view of the upper world is the rising of the soul into the world of the mind..."
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My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'\n\nMy best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"\n\nThe goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."
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When life throws you lemons..... ask for the tequila and salt\nAnd my favourite:\nDon't take life to seriously..... no one gets out alive!
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My two favorites\n\n"A true friend is one soul in two bodies"\n\n"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting right beside you saying 'Damn that was fun'"
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beautiful quote ther.
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"There are two things of which I am certain.  1.  There is a God.  2.  I'm not Him."\n\nI think it's my favorite because there are so few things in life about which we can be certain.  It's nice to have something that I can be certain about.
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Now this is my all-time favorite quote:\n\nDon't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.
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My favorite is by Abraham Lincoln:\n\n"I guess a man is just about as happy as he makes up his mind to be."\n\nThen there's the common quoted:\n"Happiness is chocolate."\n\nB. Franklin said, "Every man is entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
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Benjamin Franklin said it best:\n"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins."
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This is my favorite.... "The reason God put spaces in between your fingers was so another person's hands could fill it up"\n\n"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."\n\nThese are sad ones.... "Should I smile because he's my best friend, or should I cry because thats all he'll ever be."\n\n"I've finally found my prince, but I'm not his princess."