definiton of contortious?
91564
There is no such English word. Please check the spelling. Do you mean contortions or contentious?
833914
slightly - it's not perfectly spherical.
631233
I would suggest that instead of eating crazy things that you take of contortionism.  Nothing wakes up the men at a party like doing a split us the side of a door jamb or putting your legs behind your head.  They are party tricks that men will really notice - though you might have a hard time with the ladies...
515406
i had a guy once who was bent... 3 years later and it was still crooked lol, but it didnt stop him, tho he did say he wanted to die when it happened
212689
Shape does'nt matter at all.. As the saying goes "DIFFERENT FOLKS DIFFRENT STROKES!" do experiment, Ask for feedbacks! like Does this feel good or better yet does this feel great!, go for the gold! And don't try to think its a technique to be mastered, its more of an adventure, drama, suspense & thriller.
22918
Honey, sweetheart, lets take a good look...\nThere is not one part of us humans that is symetrical...nose, ears, eyes, all a little different,and sometimes alot...\nGuys johnsons are usually nowhere near being straight, erect or flaccid...!!\nJust be glad you got everything and that it all works...!!
844185
square-ish in shape\ncome in different sizes\nmany varieties
1121471
most definitely, you can weaken the musical so much that your guts starts to fall your a$$, I'm don't know if it could make you constipated  well you wouldn't think so any way considering its looser you would think it would have the opposite effect
627417
wait, i can see it. its kind of squissy jello wiggling motion. gross. its kind of like watching the motion of your own butt.
104722
flexibility!!!\n\ni really enjoy your questions by the way.
1144567
Well I didn't have a ruler or anything but I would have to say it was huge ! \n\nI didn't like it at all .. but then again I'm a little petite so maybe it's just me and I can't handle a big guy .. haha .. \n\nI wouldn't want too big then I couldn't move in all the different positions I like ... !
673142
A curved penis is a genetic plus.  You can easily please a woman via the O-spot while in missionary.  Oh shit, that's only if it curves up! Umm...yeah, otherwise it shouldn't cause any problems unless she is on top, withdraws too far, and comes down on it and bends it more (or rips the tendon, ouch).  Good luck with all that.
631758
He may be referring to having an "Adjustment"...he'll need to see a qualified Chiropractor for this. Please tell him that he shouldn't have buddies try to do this for him - that can be very dangerous!
36235
now, what do you think? logically the answer has to be no, because even if there WAS a gay contortionist who was flexible enough to try, how can your bum stretch enough to fit your head, and even if it COULD stretch enough, why would you want poop on your head?  LOL
190825
nothing! i have been doing it myself and it's the same as you. don't expect pilates to make you slender. it is for posture, breathing and flexibility. it has long term benefits but they are not so obvious to you. you have to combine it with some weight exercise as well.
379396
BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM 4SHO!! It really is all about the style...you can have a freakin awesomely power kick but it can be way off target, ya know....so yeah style is key
107609
The bends is slang for decompression sickness. So it'd be Enfermedad de descompresión.