If all cowboys are nuts, how come you never see horses parked outside of a shrink's office?
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Because they self-medicate at the nearest Bar. Perhaps they're not so nuts?
1077407
Let me guess: your a mounted officer that doesn't like cleaning up after your horse. If your going to use jailbirds for public service then use them for something that helps the community and doesn't just benefit some lazy-ass cop!
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Lets see if I have this straight.  The only "decent" guys are guys who will abuse an animal.  Ever wonder what makes a bull buck?  See that strap around its lower waist?  Ever watch a "cowboy" rope a calf around the neck and watch the calf be pulled by the neck up into the air and spun around and dropped?  Then the "real man" grabs the calf and ties all its feet together.  \n\nNo thanks, I'll pass.  Want to know what a "real man" is?  A real man works hard and takes care of his family.  A real man doesn't need to prove he is a real man, to anyone.  A real man defends his wife, when she is right.  A real man never hits a woman, ever.  A real man talks eye to eye with his kids never down to them.  A real man keeps himself in shape for his wife and family, because a fat, drunk, dead husband and father is worthless.  A real man never swears at his girlfriend, or wife, ever.  A real man stops to help when he can.  A real man stands tall, and doesn't need a saddle to do it.    \n\nI'll pass on abusing animals to try to find my manhood.  I am all man, and damn proud of it.  \n\nAnd no, I have nothing against "cowboys", real cowboys though, not the fake crap you see at the bars, not the ones who hurt animals just to show off, not the ones who have never slung a leg over a horse, and not the ones who spent more time in front of the mirror then their girlfriends.  \n\nThanks for asking, and good luck in your search for a "real man".  I submit, they come from all walks of life.
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The Bible does mention horses in Heaven, but there is only one Heaven, and it's reserved for souls of people who have freely chosen God. Animals act according to instinct as God has pre-programmed them. They have no soul but sure are cute.
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i've lived in the outback for most of my childhood and never seen any such animals. i say there's no proof and there not here. it would be cool to see one though
616430
Doctors or Animals in a stable?
690083
Used to be horses, now trucks.  I think all men do this..
310754
because they have plenty of farm animals?
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COULD   BE  CHARLIE   HORSE  , DUNNO
950113
I'm not sure anyone thinks that.\n\nSame way we don't think all americans are either obese or cowboys.
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My horses know their names and will come when you call.\nMine have the names on their papers but all have a barn name and that is what we call them all the time.\nI have known people who changed the horses name and they learned it. Much like a dog call the name and feed them using the name, Most will learn to adapt.
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That's a trick question! Mules are sterile.
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no  ,the animals have no say in the process ,so its a crime to abuse a dumb animal,, when the donkey speaks in court ,,there may be inter- species dating ,
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I think for a lot of people, it is an over-inflated ego.  They think they are smarter than the authorities, and will not get caught.  What proves that they are not smarter is that they are not counting the special training and knowledge a policeman or sheriff's deputy has to counteract any limit to raw "smarts" he may have.  \n\nThere is also something, whether self-concept directly or not, that lets most criminals leave moral and ethical values out of their consideration.  This is especially true of violent crimes, but it applies to crimes of property, too; theft and vandalism.  They see life more like an animal than a human.  "Dog eat dog" is the expression, but of course dogs don't actually act like that.  In some cases, they are so far from moral values that you have to wonder if they even have a soul at all!
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I saw one that had a bunch of cowboys on horseback trying to herd a bunch of cats!!! All of us were laughing so hard that nobody remembered what the commercial was about.
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you don't make any FREAKIN' sense, chump. I guess my answer is: I guy that him a shell is far away in the aspen hills not to comment in the jail cell at the yard man! What ya think about that ? Does that make sense, nope it doesn't. Read your questions before you post them so you don't look like an idiot!BOOYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't think there really are any rules, especially when it comes to relationships.  Cowboys are just like any guy, some treat you with respect and some are real jerks.  The ideal is that a cowboy would treat you, along with his mother, his horse, children, and animals with kindness and respect.  But not all cowboys go by this.  As far as his hat goes, if he gives it to you to wear, fine, but don't jerk it off his head.  That makes them mad, fast!