Ladies, if you're with your man and he farts, what would your reaction be?
84926
laugh, and then fart myself more and likely.
992954
What do women think of their husbands entertaining them while they are on the potty?\n\nNow there's where I draw the line !\nI am a solo act.\nI need no company\nand anyone banging on the door will be beat to death with the toilet plunger.\n\n*is nothing sacred anymore?
1159710
I just met my sweetheart a little over a week ago, and so far, I am so in love with him it is nauseating.  He could do no wrong.  He could fart and pick his nose constantly and make Corky noises and I would still find it endearing.
1110630
NO! sheesh - I was with my husband 13 years & married 10 of those & never once farted in front of him - can't say he showed me the same courtesy, tho!! lol
889536
Front ... period,\nBack ...wet fart..\n\nNext !
944148
I did it was hilarious!\nEspecially that bit where she was braking up with him and he was like 'what do you want me to do?  You want to have a threesome, you know like with another man, cos I'll do it as long as I dont have to touch it, well ok I'll suck it as long as it doesnt go in my bum!'\nHahahahahha hilarious, he was hyperventilating on the floor
669359
Hell, just let it rip. He'll most likely does the same thing.\nEspecially if it's a cute little fart
1165992
It was Dinky. I have never known of my dog to fart before,  but last night he farted me awake ,then he farted me outa the house...WORST SMELL EVER!!!! doggyfart
609271
I'd laugh at him.\n\nThe stupidest thing you can do is put a lover's name on your body... this guy isn't even your husband... hell you could break up the next day! Don't be stupid!!
750764
I'd be very surprised, and I would wish he had told me earlier.  The with-holding of information when I am completely forthright with him would trouble me.\n\nOnce I got over that it would not bother me in the slightest.  He is the man I love regardless of what body he wears or wore.  He knows I would love him just as much if he were in a woman's body, though I also have to tell him I'm *awfully* pleased with the body he inhabits!\n\n.
728736
I'd cry my ass off till he got home\nWhen he got home I'd meet him with his packed bags...with great big smile on my freshly painted lips.\nI'd just laugh and say "DAMN she must be good!! Hope her "stuff' was worth the 500,000 check you'll be writing me after the divorce... prenup anyone? hmm..that was some expensive p*ssy!!" :) Smile, and hand him his bags. \n"ta ta babe"\n\nThen i'd go back inside and cry some more.
93957
Have fun! Knock yourself out!  I always told my fiancee that if I ever caught him doing it, first don't stretch out my stuff and second, don't expect me not to laugh (he would NOT look good in female things, a bit too hairy hehehe).
684963
you fart in a baloon and pop it in her face
1052914
Girlfriend, you must be farting up a STORM!  Thank God for this as it's good for the soul!
195697
I've been with my fiance for 2 years and we still don't fart in front of each other.. we do on accident sometimes. but we just laugh at each other. But never have we just ripped one just because we had to.
1092909
Weird!  I'd tell him to slow down quite a bit.  What's next he'll want you to take off your pants before he's even kissed you?  YIKES!
724668
What a great question!  Seriously ladies, if you love your man, this question makes a hell of a lot of sense!