How do I remove semen from silk sheets? Urgent!!?
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soil the sheets with something else to cover up the semen stain
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hard wood and semen =)
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TRY A CREAM CALLED KUMASUTRA. IT WORKS REALLY GOOD.
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go to the doctor...and stop having sex with hookers
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medicinal gasoline. It will really clean out your system. Try the Night Quill extra strength super unleaded.
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Preparative HPLC should do the trick.  Try a search at these to see if an exact procedure might be on the web.\n\n\nhttp://www.scienceresearch.com/search/\n\nhttp://www.scirus.com/srsapp/
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the best solution i have ever heard and know works because i tried it is to put vasoline on your feet and wear socks to bed.  you need to put lots of it on.  then repeat this night after night for a couple of weeks and i am sure you will see results.  its a method that is not time consuming and very simple and relatively cheap.  just make sure to wear heavy thick socks so the vasoline doesnt seep through on to your sheets.  good luck
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make the balls (where the sperm are stored) cool like wearing boxers or shorts or none at all.  i know of some guys even put ice or ice cold water to the balls.
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snap them off and swab them with alcohol. X
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I actually used to be really sensitive to semen... I would get an inflammatory reaction that would cause my vagine and lower abdomen to be really sore for about 3-4 hours after sex.  It sucked.\n\nI don't have that problem anymore... guess it faded away without my noticing.. so I don't really know how to help you.  Yours may fade too...  (I have been in a monogamous relationship with the same guy for the last four years, so maybe I just got used to his semen).\n\nOh yeah, one thing that helped in the short term was to take a shower or bath immediately after sex and try to get the semen out... kind of icky, but it helped with the soreness.
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use a good shredder.\nit completely removes the data
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nope it's called nocturnal emission (or a wet dream), and it's just your body getting rid of old semen... no big deal
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Needle and Thread work wonders.\n\n\n\ndp
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use a knife tu cut the paper and hair dryer\n\n:> peace\n.
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get a vasectomy.  they just cut the "tubes" that let your good guys out of your sac.  You'll still be able to have an erection and even ejaculate, just without sperm.
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1. warm, molten Butter\n2. Glycerine\n3. Vaseline\n\nApply any of these after washing thoroughly with soap twice a day or more, especially before going to bed. Wear gloves if possible
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Have you tried a staple remover?