have you ever said something you regret right away because it made you look dumb or bad?
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Yes, most of the time I open my mouth on a date.
973455
Haha...one in particular that I asked comes to mind.  I think I was having a bad day or something.  Oh well.  In some Q & A's I seem very sensible and nice (at least I think I do!) and others I sound like a complete b!tch...or a smart@ss.  I think things just slip out!  Sorry for the not-so nice ones, everyone.
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Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
486960
Yes, it was acutely embarrassing.\n   Later I told my girl-friend about it.  She laughed and said "Yeah, I hate it when that happens!"
454715
I was in college and walking through the main building that contained the cafeteria. It was completely packed because it was about lunch time. \n\nwas looking absolutely marvelous...topping off my outfit were some incredibly high heels. I was making my way down the stairs when I adjusted my incredibly heavy backpack from one shoulder to the other. As I was doing this the thought was running through my head, "Man Pipsy, you look HOT today!" \n\nHowever, this shift in weight caused me to lose my balance. I went tumbling down about 2 sets of stairs head first and onto the cafeteria floor.\n\nThere was complete silence. People just stopped what they were doing and looked at me. Then people who were on the stairs stopped to help me up, people who were outside apparently saw the commotion though the glass wall and came in to help me, I was mortified!\n\nTo top it off I had to walk through the sea of people to get out, it was the only way.\n\nThat's what I get for thinking I look good and wearing high heels.\nGod has a funny way of knocking you off of your high horse.
399882
"You're not ugly or stupid."\n\nI was really thinking... You're both, you goddamn loser without any self-esteem.
467169
Umm...i have a friend that does that...she gets on my nerves alot! Well this is what I did I told her that she doesn't act like herself anymore and i hate that! So I was like please stop acting like you are an idiot, and she did!
235245
We were eating at a restaurant,and my friends new girlfriend left to go to the toilet..\nAs soon as she left,i told him that if he wants to impress her,that he should arrange for the waiters to come sing a birthday song for her as it is her birthday (which it wasn't)\nWhen she came back from the toilet,they sang to her and she didn't know what was going on..\n\nShe got embarresed and he felt like a fool...\nBest prank I've pulled.
73292
Only when I've done something wrong!!!
687219
Yes I have and I thought ha ha what an idiot I was going to make fun of him about it then I realized who the other idiot was that he was with......I swear I don't ever remember putting on a nurse outfit
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The best one I ever pulled was in high school.  I still laugh today although I could have gotten in big trouble.  I like to go all the way.  \nI went to the bus stop crying and my friend asked me what was the matter.  I told her that my dad went away for the weekend and I accidently burned down the house.  I was really histerical.  At first they were skeptical but I kept on until they really started to believe.  Ooops! forgot to say April Fool!  At school word got around how I burned down the house and my dad was away and he doesn't know.  By the end of the day the principal called an assembly in the Gym.  I had no clue.  They had done everything so quietly.  Well the principal made this big speech about how she was so proud to be apart of this school and she loved how everyone came together and then she called my name out and told me to come to the front.  She went on to say that everyone heard about my situation and there wasn't one person in the whole school except me that contributed some money to help me.  She said that they had collected $1,000 dollars and she was only sorry that she couldn't do more.  I was so embarrassed.  How was I going to tell everyone that I was April fooling.  I didn't know what to say.  After a few long seconds I finally managed to blurt out the whole story in tears.  I was apologizing over and over again when all of a sudden the principal hugged me and said\nAPRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  she later said she had called and checked it out and found out that it had to be a prank so she thought she would follow along a turn it around on me and teach me a lesson.
901059
omg me!...lol and sometimes it leads into going dumb and i feel more stupid the next day when i remember..its good to act a fool sometimes
289553
no...you look more stupid than you are\nand you are way more stupid than you look
845732
"Are you stupid really or just acting like one"
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are you stupid or something
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Yes!\n\nI was concluding my speech. \n\nAt that moment It was as though the Hoover dam broke. A surge of fluid burst out of both pants cuffs, spilling over my shoes and forming a growing puddle on the floor beneath me.\n\nI froze on stage, staring first at the puddle of urine which began to drip over the edge, and then back out at the audience, mouth agape.  I started shaking.  A frown and then soon a scowl came over my face.  I lowered my head and waddled away.\n\nEveryone was laughing at me! I ran to the person who had asked me to give a speech and wacked them over the head with the pages of that speech.  I said " This is all your fault!"\n\nThen I ran out to my car and sat dejected, banging my head on the steering wheel until some people came out to talk to me. I was momentarily insensible, whining "I want my mommy!" until someone threw a drink on me.\n\nIt was not a good day.
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I saw someone I know actually quote her in an AIM profile. I vomited a little bit