Have you ever eaten food straight out of a can?
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Yeah, when got my first apartment and there were no microwaves back then, I would just heat whatever I was going to eat right there in the can.  Ya gotta make sure you take off the paper wrapper or the whole thing could go up in flames.  I'd heat up Spaghetti-os, any type of canned veggies, or the best thing was to heat up canned chili and pour it over tortilla chips and add grated cheese (nachos).  When I was REAL lazy, I'd just eat tuna outta the can with mayo on crackers. YUM!
738700
Some years ago, a friend at work used to make lunches for colleagues. They consisted of minced meat and vegetables with chilli and other spices inside pitta bread. He'd gradually increase the chilli content according to a scale he devised. I had just moved up to level 2 (of 5, I think), but at the time I was not used to piquant food. These lunches started to affect my whole body, upsetting my digestion, and even making my urine smell of the strong spices.\n\nOne day I was sitting on the toilet at work, dealing with the consequences of a previous lunch. This particular men's room had just one cubicle and two urinals. I heard a guy walk in to use a urinal, but I wanted to fart. I could feel it inside me. At first I thought: "no, I can't do it, this is the only cubicle, and he'll hear me". But then I thought: "that's ridiculous, what does he think I'm doing in here? And anyway it's only going to be a little chuff - he'll hardly hear it".\n\nSo bravely I released the "little chuff". I didn't force it, I just let it go. But this was no little chuff!! This fart was absolutely ferking enormous!!!! It exploded out of my backside, thundered round the pan, boomed about the cubicle and resounded around the entire men's room.\n\nFor a split second I was frozen in jaw-dropping, surprised shock. Where did that come from? [Well obviously I knew where, but it was completely different to anything I had expected.] Good grief!! How did that happen???!!    \n\nBut then, almost immediately, from outside the cubicle, I heard the horrified, and deafened, urinal user whisper loudly: "JEEssusss ccchhrriiiSSSTTTT!!!!". And then it was all I could do to contain myself, and stop laughing out loud. From fart through shock to near hysterics, and all within the space of five seconds. \n\nI had to wait till the place was empty again, before I left. After all, I didn't want to be identified as the man with a cannon for an anus. But it's a story that subsequently has brought tears to the eyes of amused listeners, and it's something that I'll never forget. Ah yes, such happy, treasured memories.
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No and did you try that red koolaid in your refrigerator yet ?
726198
anchovies and raw eggs.... no joke\nsounds gross but it works
218483
uhh...i assume at present you are using a tin can with string. ;-)
95467
i went into a Dairy queen to order a Belt-buster with cheese..\n\nwhat i said was i wanted a Butt-buster with cheese.\n\nthey laughed so hard and felt so bad for me,they gave me my meal free =)\n\n\n\nanother incident with a dairy queen was 2 years ago..\n\ni have fur seat covers in my car. I bought it on ebay and flew to tucson to drive it home. (texas)..was september,,HOT as all hell in a car with no a/c. I get out to go into DQ and as im walking..i feel something unusual *down there*. (ladies...u know how we dont like to "dig" in public)I was in some college town and kids were out for labor day..so DQ was full. standing in line, i shift my weight to dislodge whatever is stuck in the back of my shorts.no help. i order...get food and leave. when i get back to car, i finally reach around and pull out a big wad of that black fur from the seat out of my shorts leg..right next to my *area*.\n\ni bet those college kids thought i was the nastiest peron on planet Earth! \n=(
1159882
What did you eat? Was it real chunky or green looking like that puke in The Exorcist? lol  What a hoot.
940461
its simplebut very logical.u can eat what ever u wanttill ur stomach gets filled but more more u try to dumpthe stuff the result    .......................u might fall downthe weather.\ntoo much is always bad.&goes mearewaste
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I've never tried this or heard of it being done, so ask your teacher if it's safe to try this experiment. Take a balloon that has a good long neck on it and force it into the tab opening of an empty aluminum soda can. Then blow the balloon up as hard as you can so that it expands to fill the inside of the can and forces all the air out of the empty can (which really wasn't empty because it had air in it!) Continue to pinch off the neck of the balloon with your fingers so the air won't come out of the balloon. Now fill up a big tall kitchen pot or the sink half way and turn the aluminum soda can upside down completely into the sink or pan of water until the top of the can and pinched off balloon are partially submerged under the water. Now start letting the air out of the balloon gradually and watch the bubbles come to the surface of the water. When all the air is out of the balloon, it still has atmospheric air pressure inside it which keeps the can from being crushed by the atmospheric air pressure of the air in the room above the water level. So try to pull the balloon out of the soda can gradually while making sure to keep the soda can tab and balloon openings under the water level. Results? Does the can get crushed by atmospheric air pressure? Of course, we always have about 14.7 pounds per square inch of atmospheric pressure at sea level. You may have to experiment with different container types that your teacher says are safe to experiment with and one that had the globular shape of a blown up balloon would allow the air to be pushed out fully. You should wear good safety glasses in case any other container (like thin plastic) rather than the aluminum container shatters in the process of imploding.\n \nPS,  Using a wider mouth container, like the aluminum soda can with it's top sawed off, you could pull the balloon out quickly even when it was blown up with air. Don't cut yourself on any sharp metal edges though. The metal or plastic container material can't be too strong and thick because it can't collapse easily then under the force of the atmospheric air pressure.
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I have actually heard of that to, but never tried it....I need to though, im scrapin up pennies that would be cool if I could get a free meal.lol
765263
C-rations, which were not nearly as tasty as MRE's!  Canned fruit cocktail was a favorite because it needed no prep.  Most entrees were designed to be heated first, this was difficult at times, so we ate them cold, grease and all.  Pork and beans were also a favorite because you could eat it either way without having to gag it down.  Beef patties were difficult because when you opened a can of this slop, the grease was all coagulated.  Man, if you didn't heat em up first, you sure didn't have need for stool softeners for the next week or so.\n\nThis was before easy opening cans, so everything had to be opened with your special GI can opener.  Most of us carried this silly little thing in the lapel of our utility shirt.  You didn't want to loose this thing or you wound up beating the can over rocks or stabbing it with your K-bar.  Boy, that was no fun!\n\nC-rations were good for barter.  The natives thought it was a feast.  Hell, they would trade some of their sought after wares for c-rations.  Machetes, watermelon, goose eggs, even San Miguel beer were items they would surrender for C-rations or mosquito nets.  Yes sir, those were the days!
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lol to me, that sounds gross!!! you should put it back, theres all sorts of things in there that will give you food poisoning
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I can stuff a whole boiled egg in my mouth and eat it.  I need a gallon of water after......also i can eat pofiteroles whole too. \nMy fist can fit, but not the bottom of a pint glass.......i hope it was clean!
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i have. it was the only thing i could catch in the desert i was stranded in (near cali/arizona border) and i was 2 months pregnant. i couldn't catch the damn jackrabbits. i got one of those great big rats by the tail and swung it down really hard like five times to bash its skull in until it was dead. then i cooked it over my campfire. the hardest part was picking out all those little bones. and don't try to eat the tail. i thought it would be a delicacy, but it was damn near impossible to chew.
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Is this a trick question or true?  I guess if you're desparate enough you'll eat anything!  Guano could be a delicacy in some cultures.  Eggs and honey are certainly good.  But do they truly come from the same place excrement come from or via the same canal?  I give up on the turd one.  OOppsy poopsy.
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Yes suprisingly one year at my cousin's for Christmas we did it.  I did it once or twice on the tree when I was young.  These days they end up eating all the popcorn before it gets to the livingroom to string it.
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I've had a quarter once....bad drinking game in the Navy; we call it Save the Queen. Someone puts a quarter in your drink while you're not looking and then points your glass and screams out "Save The Queen!!!", everyone gets cheering and you basically chug down your drink to get the quarter and save the Queen...\n\nWell... I was a bit too woosy and instead of saving the Queen, I ate her. I felt the Quarter go down and I swear i could feel it in my stomach. I pooped it out 2 days later.