Have you ever slaped a cow before?
81936
I never slapped a cow but my friend said that he did and it is called cow tipping. That means you tip the cow over while he is sleeping, so you better start running because he is mad a hell and he is coming after you.
1026572
Not personally, but I saw Rodney step into a huge, slimy cow pie.  He then proceeded to slip and fall.  He was fortunate that he had on rubber boots and cover-alls, but it was absolutely hilarius!
1027427
If the cow is a consenting adult, then yes.
69290
NOT BY CHOICE, WHEN i WAS MUCH YOUNGER i HELD A TINY FROG IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS AND SHOWED SOME KIDS, THEY THEN SMACKED THE BACK OF MY HAND SO THE TINY FROG WHENT UP INTO MY MOUTH,   GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\n\nI WILL NEVER FORGET IT, SIGH
758686
Have you been beating your banana?
130444
this is not too comon in my forty year i only recall one cow at all that i know of haveing two calves and it was a holsteen im a missouri farm boy i lived on a farm growing up and have tended cattle for some time before.ps who was 7 months pregnent ? the guy above me?
695651
Someone abusing a child or animal.
525536
no but one time my step dad was using a willow switdh on me and he left the little budding knobs on it and he whipped me with it and it left my entire leg bloody
596198
I have many times. I was the jailer. Much more fun that way... LOL
262068
Yes I have. I kinda laughted it off and moved away from the guy just cause i didn't know him. I had a guy who kinda wouldn't take the hit so I told my boyfriend and his pressence scared him off. I had a friend who did that though and I laughted at him and asked him if he wanted a show, he got embarassed and stopped looking.
760778
No,but I have seen a monkey break a beer bottle and threaten to kill that puppy if it ever came near him again. Almost the same thing,right?
24859
I like Happy Cow. That is a brand of cheese. Cows make me happy because they are cute and they have a nice disposition. Have you ever heard of a mean cow? I haven't.
855882
Remember the story of the man long ago who lifted a brand new baby cow.  He lifted it every day and when it was a full grown cow, he could still lift it.  I did something like that with my vertical leap (female over six feet tall). I just started leaping up onto taller and taller things. I'm a grandmother now and my "party trick" is I can stand flat footed on the floor and jump to the top of a table. It looks freaky, but, gosh, it's fun to do. Remember, whatever a monkey swinging around in a tree can do, humans can do, if we are in ultimate health and active.
1025140
Have you ever hit your head on that roof support....\nthat sucker hurts!!!
229152
No, but nearly had my head taken off by a clothesline.  Riding a dirt-bike in the yard, didn't realize foster-mom had strung a line between the orange trees, saw it a half-second before I hit it.  Had just enough time to raise up off the seat, causing it to strike me across the chest and upper arms instead of the neck.  Snatched me off the bike quicker than lickity-split too (and left a nasty welt as well).
869051
nope I haven't.  I imagine it would be a pretty embarassing experience.
1059539
didnt the bulls give it too the cows  (that what made the cows so mad)