What is the best excuse to get out of a soccer game?
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For the record, I like soccer. But you could say,\n1. You prefer American Football. \n2. Don't like getting kicked in the shin.\n3. Too long to score a goal.\n4. 90 Minutes and only one break.\n5. Can twist your ankle easily.\n6. Friendly pushes aren't that friendly. You much rather get plowed over by someone who tells you that he's plowing you over as oppose to those 'accidental' injuries. Too phony?
1066750
in case someone decides to do something stupid like run onto the pitch.
414146
ebay would be no good. theyve banned the sale of sporting tickets, \n\ni would contact the club either at thier ticket office or online webiste.
827199
Please don't try to get motivated by our national team. Get you motivation from your friends and family and fellow team mates, coach.
624018
There is a rule against not playing the ball. If one player does not intend to play the ball, he will be booked with a yellow card. \n\nMultiple players can receive a yellow card at the same time. \n\nIt would not be a good strategy.
77291
Use screens. Or use the give and go. Pass the ball, lose your defender, and get it back.
199238
talk to your coach or manager.  also, other players on the team may have ideas.
1080179
Don't need an excuse. Just tell them that you are sick. You earned the sick days so use them.
1154879
My advise to you is to watch every match that you possibly can cause from now on, every one is a final.. Each team will struggle with their claws and teeth for survival and as is always in soccer, nothing is really really said until the final whistle is blown. \nFor example, Argentina vs. Mexico is a latinamerican duel not to forget.\nEngland Vs. Ecuador.. Goliath vs. David... Ecuador has nothing to prove, England does and their pressure is rising.\nGermany Vs. Sweden.. Oh Lord! What a game..\nFootball is football lads.. the king of sports
450920
Unlike American football and baseball, where you CAN keep the ball, in soccer, you have to throw it back.  Too bad...I'm going to my first match next year in England, and would LOVE to have a ball come my way and keep it!  For sentimental purposes ya know! :)
944196
treat it like a sport. for example when you go to a football game the action is fast and furious but when it's over you get up and leave.
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Try this:\nhttp://www.soccerclips.net/tricks.php
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Listen Kid, you need near enough 20 20 vision when your on the ball so you can see where your team mates are and how fast the opposition are coming at you. you also need eyes in the back of your head so you know when to release the ball if team mates are not communicating with you. Don't be greedy. Do everything basic don't try anythin too fancy cause if you fuck up you'll get annoyed start losin confidence in yourself and you'll start to have bad perfances! Always talk to your team mates. be heard on the pitch. don't get aggressive with opponents other players the ref etc..Don't take Cristiano Ronaldo as a role model because he tries too hard and messes up 99% of the time. My idol is Alan Shearer does everytin basic and is an outstandin performer. get some video's and watch him play as he is now hung his boots up!!
965401
get a salary and go to the game
1144920
Don't play the games any more and you can't score
104512
Bring your racquet....\n\nDon't forget the ball...
623848
Probably quit soccer & raise a family.