For women, which was the dumbest pick up line/approach u ever received?
91947
A guy I had never seen before in my life was being drug up to the dance floor by a girl. As she pulled his arm he looked at me and said, "Pretend you are my wife and rescue me from this and i swear I'm yours forever!" \n\nI thought it was kinda sweet, until I heard him say it three times more times that night to different women. lol I guess once you find your "gimmick" you stick with it.
378805
you should have used your b@!!s and asked her in the firt palce
972459
ill tell u the best way i asked a girl out, i went up to her and said 'i own this bar, actually, i own coke' and i had her from there, didnt even ask her anything
597743
Haha, i dont use lines.  I have figured the best way to get a girl is to be straight up and honest with her.  I may be wrong, but i think girls are about sick of pick up lines.  Am i right ladies?  lol
449924
There are no serious pick up lines, nor will any girl take you seriously if you use them; just approach her and talk to her. Trust me, when a guy uses ANY kind of pick up line, it makes me want to kick him in the balls...it never works.
874284
This happened to me one time.  A co worker seemed really interested in me and he started asking me personal questions.  I got the hint and told him I was already involved, then he said "Hold on baby girl, you got me all wrong...."  I felt like a fool to have thought he was making advances toward me, but I still believe that was his true intention no matter what his explanation was.  I think he was trying to save himself the embarrassment so he tried to make ME look like the fool (in which he did).  I just shrugged off the whole situation.  We still talked a little, but not much.  And eventually communication just completely taperred off.  I still don't appreciate how he tried to make me look stupid, but I knew what he was doing.
197586
The best pick up line a guy has ever used was none. Basically, being himself makes the best person to me. I dont understand pick up lines. I would rather hear, "hi how are you". Something respectable. Its all about presentation and inpresstions. If the girl makes u nervous, then just tell her. But be careful because mean women will use a man's niceness for weakness. So Good Luck
520570
Pick up line or presentation opening line?\n\nI'd go with:  "Wanna get rich?" for both options...then crack a joke if it's a pickup line.  No guarantee about success, but it WILL get their attention!
983460
If you wanted things to be good with this woman, you should have never insulted her! What were you thinking? You messed up, buddy.  Chalk this one up to experience and don't go calling women names next time.
214698
Be yourself, don't use stupid pick up lines.
1027420
LOL thanks for the laugh -- I only met one female that did this and she wanted her money up front. lol you kill me.
682569
Oh my goodness....I have one.\n\nIt was right after I got out of a very long, very terrible relationship, yet it was before I met my husband.  I was sitting at my house with my roommate and one of those commercials came on TV for the telephone dating service.  TeleMates or something like that.  Well, I had been drinking just a bit so I decided to call it for fun.\n\nWell, I instantly was on the line with this guy who was a little older than me, who sounded really nice.  He described himself as being extremely nice looking with gorgeous blue eyes, etc. etc.  I was like "YES!!! Let's meet up for a date."\n\nSo a couple of days later, this guy was coming to pick me up.  I got ready for HOURS! (I hadn't been single in years, so I was so nervous about this "blind date")  My roommate was there, and a few of our friends were there to meet this guy.\n\nWell, we hear a car pulling into the driveway and my roommate runs to the window and is peeking out.  She turns around and starts laughing and she's like "He totally lied to you.  You are not going to like this."  I kept smiling, thinking that she was joking.  No, as it turns out, she was just being nice.\n\nThis guy looked NOTHING like he had described.  He had on huge thick glasses, he was like 4 inches shorter than me and about 30 pounds more than what he described.  He also had told me he was a great dresser, and lets just say this was a lie too!  The only thing he had in common with what he told me was that he had blue eyes!  That was it!\nSo this guy comes in and he's holding a rose, and I instantly feel like a b!tch for being so judgemental.  I thought, maybe he is a really nice guy, so I decided not to fake sickness as I had originally planned and take a chance on him. If anything, he could just be a friend that I hung out with.\nSo we go on our date.  He asks me where I want to go eat.  I tell him I'm not picky, I'm content with McDonalds double cheeseburgers.  So he decides to take me to a nice Mexican restaurant downtown.  We go in, and we're sitting there talking and sure enough, he is a nice guy.  So then he offers to buy me a drink.  I tell him I like margaritas.  He orders me the biggest margarita they have, one that costs over 10 bucks and comes in a cup that looks like a bowl!  So I drink the margarita.  He buys another one.  I drink it.  We finish eating and then we leave. \nSo he stops at a store, asks me do I smoke, I say yes.  He goes in, buys me several packs of cigarettes and a lighter.  And a case of beer.  I'm like WTF, but okay.....\nSo he gets a call on his cell phone and asks would I like to stop by his house, that his brother is having a "party" there.  I say sure, and figure if this is a trick, I have my pepper spray in my purse!\nSo we go to his house and it is only his brother there!  There is no party.  Apparently, I am the party.  So we sit around and drink some beers, have some conversation.  Then my cell phone rings and it is my former best friend (who is a guy) I talk only for a minute before telling him maybe we can hang out later, then hang up.  The guy I'm on a date with gives me this weird look and he's like "Was that a guy?" As I explain to him that it was my best friend, who I dated when I was 15, but since then, he's engaged and has two kids, he just looks pissed.  He grabs my purse up from bside me, shoves it into my hands and tells me he's taking me home.\nAs we're driving down the road, I start to tell him I had a fun time with him, and this dude just starts freaking out on me.  I remember he told me "You're nothing but a player.  You're one of those girls, you just play good guys like me.  Do you get off on playing people and doing them wrong?"  Of course, I'm like What the hell are you talking about?  So this guy proceeds to just b!tch me out:  I take you out and treat you right and you just screw me over.  That'
110368
First tip:  Don't refer to a woman as a "what"\nSecond tip:  Good English is always a plus
481843
guys are basically stupid. my gf told me that I flirted with her all time  before we were together and I had no clue. I guess I  wasn't trying so I didn't think I was.
1176690
Mine was - Did my friend give you my number? I said no and then he blushed and asked my out for a drink.  We are now married with child
1032802
Wearing a fake ponytail, and walking around thinking that I was cute.........Then someone tapped me on the shoulder, and said \n"Excuse me, is this your ponytail"   It had fell on the floor!\nI think that did it for me.  LOL
115815
I have many, I will just state one: There was this pretty girl in college, I didn't know her real well but she seemed nice. She asked for my phone number and I wasn't expecting it so I said something stupid and never gave it to her. I wish I could now :&#92; I hope she didn't feel rejected for my overwhelming feelings. Sort of reminds me of the song by Tal Bachman - She's so High.