How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could because the woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a would chuck could chuck wood!(that is the rest of the twister)
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chuck girlfriend asked him how much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?\nchuck was so offended at her rhyming in her presence he killed her screaming don't fuck with chuck. three months later he realised the irony of the situation and laughed so hard a mountain fell over
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....if a woodchuck could chuck wood?\nA: As much as a woodchuck could chuck wood. \n\nyou wasted 5 points on a meaningless question. To the back of the class with you!\nlolololol.
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A woodchuck could chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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It Depends: How big is woodchuck, how strong is said woodchuck, how heavy is the wood he's chucking, what instruments did the woodchuck use to chuck the wood with, did woodchuck chuck wood with a time schedule in mind? if i knew all these, i may be able to figure out out how much wood the woodchuck chucked if the woodchuck could chuck wood...
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The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. \nThis is how much it "could" chuck (as stated in your question).  As to how much it "would" chuck, I guess that depends on its motivation.
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that's like asking...  how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can chuck woods.
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A wood chuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if the wood chuck Could chuck wood. But, would the wood chuck chuck all the wood he could chuck?
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y don't u ask this question to a wood chuck who can chuck wood?..i'm sure he would give u a precise answer.. :)
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He'd chuck as much wood, as a wood chuck could. If a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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He could chuck as much wood as woodchuck could!
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...\n\nMy head hurts...
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Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 844 butt cords of wood.\n\nMedian amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 328 butt cords of wood.\n\nRecord high for woodchuck wood chucking of 4818 butt cords\nwas attained on 6/15/96.\n\nNOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.