How do I get my neighbors pet to stop pooping in my driveway?
94255
It seems that you don't know which neighbor or which pet it is.  If you do figure it out, you can talk to the animal's owner.\n\nIn the meantime, I've heard that animals don't like aluminum foil.  You can try putting some foil down over that spot (you might want to tape it down since it's outside) and see if that works.
1002095
Leave a note wherever the paper is delivered. like in your driveway whatever, oh ya sidewalk chalk would work and tell him/her to stop taking your paper and that your watching them
967114
Try cooking oil. There is not allot besides ice and something oily that will help and be safe for your dog. You may have to leave it and let it come out on it's own if you can't work it out.\n\nIf you can safely control the dog cut out what you can with a small pair of scissor like the ones found in a manicure set. Then take flour and work it into the gum. That way it will help dry it out some and will help stop it from sticking to the carpet if it's an indoor dog. \n\nGood luck with your doggy.
1183777
Hmm? Why would you want to report it? \n\nCall your local police station and they will get you in touch with the animal department. \n\nIf it's in the road, call the dot. \n\nGood luck!
814249
Since your neighbor and his guests are being rude, talk to the property manager.  There are most likely community by laws / rules including not parking in such a way to block other tenants cars.  \nAsk the manager to enforce the rules.  If he/she says they have to see it, ask if time stamped photos would prove it.  \nBe nice to the manager.  He/she is only doing either job and hopefully being fair about it.  \nAlso if you have on site security, call them when it happens.  They may be authorized to have the vehicles towed if not moved. \nThe drive way needs to be clear for several reasons especially if any type of emergency services are called to your home and need quick access to the house.   \nAlso ask the manager about putting up no parking signs in front of your drive. \nBest of luck.
464154
You can call your local animal control.
973623
There's this wonderful little device that goes for about 10 or 15 bucks.  Its a motion detector that attaches to a garden hose.  Set it in the yard and point it to detect whenever someone goes through your share of the yard.  Her cats will not cross once they've been sprayed once.  If she turns it off, you should set it so it sprays her before she can get to the valve.  As for the gate, get in her face and demand that she show you the same courtesy she demands of you.  Oh, and go get your dog back.  Borrow somebody's video camera and set it in the window to monitor her behavior toward your dog.  If she is shooting him/her or throwing things at him/her, you have grounds to have her charged with animal cruelty.  Wouldn't that be a gas?  Miss SPCA getting sued for animal cruelty.\nhttp://judgeright.blogspot.com
1147661
That's so funny! Call him tell him he can pee on your driveway if it makes him feel any better! how was meant to stop her from peeing if she had to go she had to go! Does your friend normally lack a sense of humour!
1094336
Get used to it.\n\nYou can't stop people from parking on the street.  If they were blocking your driveway or mailbox, that might be a different story.\n\nIf you really want, you can leave a note on their windshield, asking them to park in front of the house their visiting, but there's no guarantee.
832055
You cant actually do anything apart from complain to the owner of the property.  If it is squatters and they havent broken in to get there - the owner will then have to serve a court notice on them, take them to court and get an eviction order - all this takes a couple of months at least though.  How about asking the people to shut up - try putting a note through the door. if needs be xx
633296
Get a vile of it from your dog.
1004459
Alcohol, marbles, chess pieces, light bulbs, bullets, spoons, dogs, your neighbor, etc. Maybe you should look in the pet isle for food that you CAN feed it. Also feed it a variety of vegetables and fruit if they like it.
805514
My dog has to go, got a paper bag?
202645
Annoy a passing rottweiler.
377000
Bring his behavior to your HOA's attention & also explain he's affecting the community marketability. Also here's a link with tips that helps in dealing w/problematic neighbors. http://www.peoples-law.org/misc/neighborhood_disputes/solving_disputes.htm
321488
try to get your neighbour to help? call 911? the latter makes better sense though and maybe they can help you with your diarrhoea too. =)\nif me sending my spouse to hospital is my only option.. i'll sh*t my pants and car and everywhere else if i have to. but of course my apologies to all who have to do the cleaning.
388679
A friend of mine had a dog who liked to spend time in the backyard.  One day she was in the house and heard her dog yelping intermittently.  She ran outside to see what was wrong.  He was standing next to an electric fence wagging his tail happily-but every time he wagged his tail it touched the fence & he yelped.