what is the most stupid thing you've heard/seen this Vday?
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I was at a gas station this morning and this guy drives up in this NICE car. Gets out and looks all around in the store for a gift for his g/f. He couldnt find much of anything, so he picks out this $1.99 little monkey (UGLYYY) that you press and it makes kissy sounds. He pays for it and says "I guess this will do." \n\nI was like.....Cheap!!!! This thing was really ugly. There was a whole box of them because no man in his right mind was going to hand the one he loves one. No one was buying them. \nThe cashier looked at me when he left and said "You have got to be kidding me."\n\nThe poor g/f!!!!\n\n\nI would agree Grazie, but this guy was a real jerk. He wasnt looking for something he thought she would like, or think was sweet....he's whole manner was "I'll get her whatever, and she will have to like it, cause I dont even care". Thats why even the cashier thought he was a joke.
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My best prank was this:\nhttp://www.youtube.com/?v=2B8trGF58bY\n\nWatch it and tell me what you think about it. Don't forget to read the story about the video first.
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A car going over the bridge with one wheel on a skateboard. OMG, me and my friend couldn't believe what we saw, but honest to God...the car had a flat tire and it was up on a skateboard. Not a dolly/tow thingy..but an actual skateboard with purply, sparkly wheels. Too funny. \n\nP.S. I've seen lots of funny things, but this one was the first to come to mind.
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Stupidstitious - uh, superstitious!
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One time I saw this post use "deedeedee" instead of "really stupid."
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Stupid Girls... just cus the video is hysterical
475498
think of it as a stupid fact and tell someone else like it was the most interesting thing you've ever heard...like goldfish have an attention span of 3 seconds
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Hahaha.\n\nThat's so dumb it's funny.\n\nI think I just sharted.
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silly Christians..that is the dumbest thing i ever heard of
1078668
yes..it was stupid funny
407364
What the crap did you just say.
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Funny. I heard one today too-\n\nTwo kids were fishing in a stream. W was crossing over on a bridge, when he tripped, hit his head, and fell into the water unconscious.\n\nThe kids pulled him out, and when he came to, he thanked them profusely for saving his life. He told them he would grant each of them one wish. \n\nThe first kid wanted to go to Disney, and W agreed to take him himself in the Air Force One.\n\nThe second kid asked for an electronic wheelchair, equipped with a DVD player, MP3, and Playstation.\n\n"What for?" W asked. "You aren't crippled."\n\n"Yeah, well I will be when I go home and tell my daddy I saved your dumb *ss from drowning," he answered.\n\nSurprise, surprise, the one Neocon I work with didn't find this funny.
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Here's some for ya:\n\n  A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. \nWhen she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?'' \n\nShe looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''\n \n\n  One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.\nEach of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.” \n\nCheer's
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This isn't even true, so stupid...
832452
have you ever heard of newspaper or internet u dumb a** clot
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haha been hearing about it all day today...first time i ever herd it...dont believe it...
981153
That has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard