ok, DlCK chaney shoots a lawyer, the lawyer says it's "OUCH! that hurt, but it's cool"..?
90177
I think if it hadn't been for Cheney the V.P, he would have sued the **** out of the person who shot him.  The fact that he didn't sue Cheney doesn't necessarily mean that he's an incompetent lawyer.  Probably he was paid off on the side...or given some lifelong benefit that discouraged the lawyer from sueing.
455469
I think I'll need to employ a gaggle of attorneys to debate and answer this one.  It is far too deep for me.  It did however leave me in stitches too.  Hahaha
619987
Its Funny till someone gets hurt...then its HILARIOUS!!!!!
98070
Since you used the word "accidentally", then it IS an accident. I noticed you keep asking about various people being shot by the Vice President. It doesn't matter who they are...get over it!!!! It was an accident. I would rather go hunting with Chaney then riding with Kennedy...you may be too young to remember that a woman drowned to death while T. Kennedy was driving under the influence of alochol and HE didn't report it til days later.....look it up....Chappaquidick, Mass...
1056190
Yeah, and it really hurts... but oh well
217201
Adding insult to injury?\nThe twig is he?
993708
Gives us a bo ner - wanna see in person\n\nROFLMAO\n\nDo you know how bad that would get someone sued \nSome Lawyer would retire off that kind of stuff
663559
It was too cool! Too bad you missed it!\nEyeballs were popping out, scrotum exploded in Chase's face, and of course...House got shot--Twice! (In the stomach and the neck) \nThe entire episode, ended up being a hallucination that House was having...all in between the time he was shot and brought into the hospital.\nIt ended with him using knowledge he had "gained" during his hallucination about a risky, but seemingly effective pain treatment...he asked for Cutty to use it during his surgery before they faded out.\nNow we just have to wait until next season to find out what really happens to him after his surgery!\n:-)
687732
SOME DUDE THAT LIKES TO GET DRUNK AND SHOOT LAWYERS IN THE FACE WITH SHOTGUNS.
939711
People dont like killing a dog! ....:D  (No offence to lawyers is intended, I love em really!)
313588
Just lie:P.The lawyers do this
1109919
Two words....\n\n\nBank shot!
548736
...I thought is was the Aflac duck, and I need my insurance.\n\n... Dick Chaney was my shooting coach,\n\n... (on front) "Duck Hunting???), (on back) "I thought you said duck humping".
962144
I really like that one.  I hate lawyers.  They always screw you financially.  That was a good laugh from the belly.  Thank you!
904297
"It is sad to hear one shot one kill using Sniper"\n\n\nUh, hate to break this to you, but if a sniper (in the true sense) makes a headshot, there IS no treatment.
460389
And you know the guy had to act like he was cool with it in order to keep from REALLY being murdered...\n\nWhat's he gonna say? I'll sue Dick Cheney?
88739
what a way to fire a lawyer !!!