If terrorists get 72 virgins when they die, where do the virgins come from?
91509
Hell\n\nThe devil temps terrorist with 72 virgins, but when they get there, the terroists has to deal with 72 yapping women who want him to buy them each 72 pairs of designer shoes, give each of the 72 virgins 72 kids each, and then the terrorist has to deal with each of the 72 virgins partents!!!  He's been sucker jumped into a living hell ... so much to do, no time to enjoy love, just more and more bickering of women!!!\n\nI bet it's even worse because those terroists seem to be the biggest biggits when it comes to respecing female dignaty ... so this probably amplifies their hellish experience! Ha-Ha
876986
Now that you're an adult, it's okay for you to know that many many people do not care to celebrate the birth of Jesus.  \n\nThink of youself as a minority and imagine everyone wishing you the gift of 72 virgins from Allah.  Would you get sick and tired of it after two months of being inundated with "the season?"  Every time you pay for a purchase, the clerk wishes you 72 virgins from Allah.  How long can you continue to be courteous?\n.
755066
1.  Mary was a virgin until Jesus was born, afterward their marriage was consummated.  \n2.  Yes it would have to, but don't hold your breath.\n3.  People are not in the Hell of Revelation, lost souls are in a place Jesus called Hades, the saved are in the presence of God.\n4.  He says he doesn't.
210763
a forest full of virgins? woo hoo
325135
i would say she was a virgin up to the moment where GOD sent her an angel that took a human form to give her the baby Jesus Christ... in all cases i am not sure if there's evidence that an intercourse took place between her and the angel.. because GOD simply tells a thing to be and it is
912265
Not only that, but they usually wear a mask to hide their identity so no one will know who they are.  They should be proud to be a terrorist - after all when they die, they'll be a martyr and can go to wherever they go and be waited on by all those virgins - what they aren't told about that is that its look, but don't touch.  If I were a "freedom fighter" as the terrorists think of themselves, I wouldn't hide my face either, I'd want people to know who I was - what a bunch of chickens*** yellow-bellies.  Go Israel !!!
142134
I only ever had sex with one virgin.  Married her 7 years later :)
705212
Why are you still a virgin?If it is a religious meter i understand,but in any other case.....Anyway if you think that is wright,than O.K.(but since you are asking this question i assume that you also have second thoughts).
27265
I wonder if he even has toilet paper? The man has been running and hiding sience 9-11 and we are closing in on him. Notice his recent offer for peace? Sombody isn't so sure he will get his 72 virgins. How come he doesn't send video tapes? Living in a cave makes you look pretty hagard? 2006 this is the year. I hope he is not killed, but brought to court here in the United States where will we keep him alive long enough to face trial so we can put him to death! God Bless America!
1064026
According to some "biblical scholars" Adam and Eve had about fifty kids, and these kids had lots and lots of unprotected sex with each other in order to get things a-going.  Wacky, huh?
658773
Just thought this list was interesting... LOL\n\n72 Questions about 72 Virgins\n\n1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? \n2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71? \n3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins? \n4) What if he's celibate? What does he get? \n5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age? \n6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each? \n7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit? \n8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux? \n9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines? \n10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him? \n11) Is there viagra in paradise? Ya know, just in case? \n12) Is there an age of consent? \n13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"? \n14) Do they become his common-law wives eventually? \n15) If he has a tryst with a 73rd virgin, do the others consider it cheating? \n16) Do the virgins have a union? If so, can they strike if they're not satisfied? \n17) Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick? \n19) Why 72? Is 71 too few? Is 73 too many? \n20) If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity? \n21) What happens when paradise runs out of virgins? \n22) Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up? \n23) If there are no virgins available, is he put on a waiting list? \n24) If he's a catholic priest, does he get 72 little boys? \n25) Would you call a female bomber a bombshell? \n27) Is it not 73 out of respect for Barry Bond's home run record? \n28) If the bomber previously dated one of the virgins, does it get awkward? \n29) Do they have a bomb squad in paradise just in case one of the charges didn't go off? \n30) Did they start using female bombers because they ran out of virgins for the guys? \n31) If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins, or will straight girls suffice her? \n32) Does a hermaphrodite bomber get hermaphrodite virgins? \n33) If so, are there 72 available? \n34) If they run out of virgins, do they get inflatable dolls till they find more? \n35) If a bomber finds an infidel in paradise, can he blow him up and get 72 more virgins? \n36) Could the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin? \n37) Is Muslim hell being one of the 72 virgins? \n38) Instead of 72 guys, would a female bomber settle for 1 man who does dishes and garbage? \n39) Do the bombers go broke on Valentine's Day? \n40) If he's monogamous, does he pick one of the 72 or does he get a supermodel? \n41) What if he doesn't like either gender? Does he just klutz around in paradise? \n42) Eternity is long, and eventually he'll grow bored of his 72 women. What happens then? \n43) How does he pick the 72 to begin with? Lottery? Beauty pageant? Police lineup? \n44) Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins? \n45) Do the virgins have agents and/or contracts? \n46) If so, can a virgin request to be traded or put on waivers if she's unhappy? \n47) What should he say if one of the virgins asks "Does this Burka make me look fat?" \n48) If he gives the wrong answer, is he uh, screwed? \n49) How is anyone expected to handle a catfight amongst 72 women? \n50) Did the 9/11 hijackers who didn't know they were going to die get 72 virgins too? \n51) Are scouts employed to find virgin talent? \n52) Do the virgins ever retire, or do they remain virgins forever? \n53) If they retire, what kind of pension plan do they get? \n54) Wouldn't it be interesting if they're virgins because they're ugly? \n55) So is it 72 Muslim girls or like 1 virgin from every culture? \n56) Wouldn't it be sweet if Lorena Bobbit got hired as one of the virgins? \n
1101653
if you want to stop terrorism you gotta give birth control pills to stop the birth of little children. then when the young grow up their will be no young kids for the old men to talk into going killing themselves for allah ,the old men will just laugh and talk about the fun they had and who got the most kids to do it
895198
You're going to die a virgin
1172897
Of course they do, that's why they happily strap on sticks of dynomite and blow themselves up. As for the women, Islam doesn't think much of them if a guy gets 70+ maidens.
1057921
Do they really do that? In the Old Testament, that practice was required, and if the girl could not prove her virginity, she was put to death. It has to do with the breaking of the hymen, but many girls don't even have one--but I guess BibleGod was not aware of that when he made up those rules.
346066
Kill Him and let Him have His "virgins"
528913
No, and not even the virgins.  Nowhere in the Quran is this mentioned.  This was an innovation made up by the pagans after the death of the Prophet (PBUH).  You won't find that anywhere in the Quran, and if it's not there or does not say the same, it must not be followed.