Men & Women -answer this - hanging toilet paper correctly?
96172
I seen a guy with a paper tail hanging off his backside at a health club. It didn't look cool to me at all!\n\nBut, who am I to tell him what to do? I toweled off and never went back to that place ever again.
627769
Okay, here's the actual answer.  Go turn on your garden hose full-blast, then pinch off the pressure right at the tip.  Find yourself a target of comparable size (or the toilet itself, if you're not afraid of looking really REALLY weird) and release.  Bear in mind that the hose will almost certainly have much less pressure and more rigidity than his l'il fella will, so if you miss by a little, that indicates a lot.  The abrupt start will probably wing some loose drops on to the porcelain.  \n\nAnother problem women don't have, since our urethras are external, is blockage; sometimes threads from underpants or even (yes, ick, tell us about it) hair can cause the urine to be discharged off to one side, or even forked.  As someone above said, we weren't designed to aim, or to have contact with cloth and compression all day; it's pretty easy to aim, but once in a great while, something just goes wrong.  :)\n\nThat said, gross.  It is totally our responsibility to make it as if nothing happened.  And to that poor woman whose man wouldn't put the seat up, or even wipe it after a catastrophe?  KILL HIM.  He is the guy that makes men's public bathrooms unusable for guys everywhere.  \n\nI can't believe we have found that guy!  Hey, everyone!  We found the guy!
328296
'cause.. ugh!  who whats to have to get up in the middle of doin' their "bizness" to get another roll?  I don't care if the t.p.'s on the sink or back of the tiolet..;  just make sure itis accessible (easily) and I'll put it on the roll, myself!\nBTW:  which way is the roll of tissue supposed to "roll"??
163170
How in the heck do we use more toilet paper?
1008426
If you are the only  gender using this toilet...males leave it up...females leave it down.  If coed toilet leave it down as it helps avoid problems. Clean toilets impress women so you can score some points here if you wipe up any spills...clean it after using for the BIG one.\nModern Toilet was invented by English guy Sir John Crapper ?  think that was his name  :-)   Enjoy your reading room.
719682
I would use my sleeve or my skirt...but then I always wear long sleeves and a skirt. Toilet paper maybe?
464076
it really doesn't matter which direction but it's different for a woman coz the risk of getting an infection is greater for them if they wipe back to front. The dirt might get into their urethral meatus (the openning where the urine comes out), Now if you want the best answer, it should be front to back.
531964
If this is a female... honey ... guys and directions are two things that are impossible to go together in the same sentence/question... practice on another female, trust me a woman knows what a woman wants!
178986
They do it standing up but just messy. Would you care. You cant see to clean it up. So that means someone else will have to clean it up.
338815
Over the top looks a lot neater.  Also, if the paper is underneath, it could rub up against the (possibly dirty) wall.  Considering the purpose of toilet paper, I'd prefer it not touch any wall before it touches me!\n\nAlso, you can fold in the sides to make a little V shape to look even neater (like they do in hotels).\n\nDefinitely, tp should be "on top of things!"
583266
I hover sometimes or I use tissue to cover the toilet seat. Sometimes I hold it if it is a nasty restroom. At school I will not take a shit. It is really embarrassing if you do it and someone just happens to walk in behind me.
1004542
ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny question to ask!! \n\nHonestly, I've done it before on two occasions! One: Luckily my sister was home so i yelled for her to bring me a new toilet paper roll.  Two:  Shuffled all the way to the cupboard where my mom keeps the toilet rolls and shuffled all the way back to the toilet.  \n\nha ha!
907978
Woah woah woah!  Toilet paper!
628755
It just means you had a solid dump and it's nothing to worry about now if you had a loose dump you might use half the roll of toilet paper. look at it this way YOU SAVED ON TOILET PAPER.  {_i_}
433964
Flush usually means full justification (as opposed to left, centered or right justified).  It means it spaces it out so that both sides are even (kind of like what you see in the newspaper).
624915
Tell her to use a toilet paper tail to lunch, as if it  got stuck there after going to the bathroom
79822
Ummmm. . flush.\n\nI'm almost afraid to see what comes after "Can it.. ." since that doesn't show up on my screen