How would you describe a fart?
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A posterior explosion emitted from the bung hole, sometimes followed by a noxious odor. May or may not be noisy.
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When you sneeze it indicates that you don't feel well. So when people hear you sneeze they say "bless you". Farting is generally not an unhealthy function, just impolite to do it in front of other people. When you fart you should say "excuse me" and the reply should be "you are excused".\n\nBy the way, do you know why farts stink so bad?\n\nAnswer: So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
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What makes farts stink? \n\n\nThe odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and skatole in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and skatole will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.
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A rotten, disgusting, retched, vile, gross smell.\n\nI think you would throw up if got wind of a stench!
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FART means passing of intestinal gas from the anus\n\n\nIt is generated because to pass intestinal gas from the anus
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Farts are gases. Hot gases. Depending on what the gases contain, they could be lethal or harmless, stainful or stainless. R C, take it easy, it's not attractive or charming.They're not pleasant either. Try the bathroom.
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easy\n\nchemical process, when we process foods we divide the food with the stomach acids, this creates a chemical efect that relises butane and other gases in your intestine, when you fart, you can truly light up your fart and it will burst..\n\nlol but dont do it with out underwear or you will have bad experiences :(
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Flame thrower.Be care full not to fart at the same time.
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waves form when you fart in the water
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The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!\n\nI was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.\n\nOops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.\n\nI tried to stop it from come out.\n\n"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"\n\nI tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.\n\nBut unfortunately, It HAD to come.\n\nThe pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!\n\nI thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!\n\nThe MOMENT I let it go!!\n\nBANG!!!!! \n\nI had done it!!\n\nARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............\n\nthe moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!\n\n*blush blush*!!!\n\nSo, does that make you laugh darling??
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a F***y fart is when a lady get too wet especially during sex that she makes a squelching sound afterwards which sounds like a fart but not from her a*se but from her F***y.
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As immature as it is, sometimes there is nothing funnier than a well timed fart. It has to be timed right though, like in Yoga or during Mass or something.
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I am interested in royal science of farting, and I'm working of my Farting PHD now, so I can tell you that\nIn public people:\nTry to avoid farting   45%  \nTry to convert it to an elevator type fart (quiet)    12%  \nSay "sorry" and fart 3%  \nFart and say "sorry" 6%  \nFart and pretend it's not their 22%  \nFart and ask for the credit 7% \n\ntake these links, they really help\nhttp://users.utu.fi/~snapir/fart/cgi-bin/survey.cgi\nhttp://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9395\nhttp://www.heptune.com/farts.html
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A liquified fart is called diarrhea. It won't light, but it'll put out the match you're using!
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Secret listeners!  I KNEW they were out there......\n\nI can picture myself in all three positions.  The farter, the listener/laugher, and you.\n\nI'd be a bit embarrassed, but whatcha gonna do.  Gas must pass!
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If you were to fart, it would be like spatter painting your back.
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Yes many a times fart sound like words. Its like imagining shapes in the clouds. You hear what you want to hear. If you are about to propose you hear 'YESSSSSSSSS" farts, a child is asked about a sheep, he hears the 'BAAAA' farts, if u are seeing a film on snakes u hear 'HISSSSSSSSSSS" farts