how many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb?
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one--- just me.... lol
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. \n"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. \n"Help us, help us!" yells the other. \n"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. \n"Good idea," said the other. \n"Together, together!"
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3.\nOne to change the bulb and two to make cocktails.
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I think you can't.  She can only save herself.  Not sure why.\n\nHow many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? \n\nOnly one, but the light bulb must want to change.
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get some batteries, get some wires, and a very small lightbulb and a socket. So it should look like this:\nBattery(+) ... wire ... paperclip ... lightbulb ... wire ... (-)Battery
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haha u stoel this idea from that other lady nick...its probably  2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 but im not gonna go with 9 on this one...
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The correct answer is two\n\nYoda and Luminara Undulli
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Forty of course.\n\n=D
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Ane electric bulb, of course!
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Your answer is correct, and may be fine for your professor, but for readers who are not already familiar with the problem, both the question and the solution are confusingly worded.  I suggest that in the future, you copy the original question here exactly.\n\n\nI would precede your solution with the following:\n\n\nYou can find the floor in a maximum of 14 attempts.\n\nDrop a bulb from the floors in this order:\n14, 27, 39, 50, 60, 69, 77, 84, 90, 95, 99, 100\n\nIf the bulb breaks, stop and test starting from just above the last floor that it didn't break on, and go up one floor at a time.  If the bulb breaks on the first attempt, resume the test from the first floor.\n\nExamples:\n14 (breaks), 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13\n\n14, 27, 39 (breaks), 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38\n\n14, 27, 39, 50, 60, 69, 77, 84, 90, 95, 99 (breaks), 96, 97, 98\n\n14, 27, 39, 50, 60, 69, 77, 84, 90, 95, 99, 100 (breaks)
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how amny old people does it take to screw in a light buld \n\nwe dont know they all broke there hip trying to
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a regular light bulb \nas apposed to a floresent
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Turn on one light bulb and leave it on for a while. Turn it off\nTurn on a second light bulb and leave it on. Go up stairs.\nThe second switch obviously turns on the bulb that is on.\nThe first switch (you turned on then off) is for the lightbulb that is NOT ON but is warm from being used. \nThe  3rd switch obviously is the one for the unlit lightbulb that's cold.
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not all blonde jokes are about females... \n\nDumb Male Blondes"\n\nThere were two blonde guys working for the city council. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. \n\nThey worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. \n\nAn onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. \n\nSo he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again." \n\nThe hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, \n"Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees called in sick today.\n\n---------\n\nHow did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?\nHe said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.\n\n----------\n\nWhy did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?\nHe couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.\n\n------------\n\nWhy did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?\nIt took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.\n\n-------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who thought he discovered that\n he had a twin brother?\nHe didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.\n------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who never learned to waterski?\nHe couldn't find a lake with a slope.\n---------------\n\nWhy did the blond only smell good on the right side?\nHe didn't know where to buy Left Guard!\n\n-----------\n\nWhy couldn't the blond bob for apples?\nHis sister was using the toilet.\n\n-----------------\n\nA blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his\n window seat?\nTell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.\n\n---------------\n\nHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?\nTell him a joke on Wednesday. \n\n---------------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?\nIt took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.\n\n----------------\n\nWhy did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?\nHe wanted to see what he looked like asleep.\n\n--------\n\nWhy are most blonde jokes one-liners?\nSo men will understand them.\n\nfeel any better about blonde jokes now?
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10 percoset should do the trick\nThis is a joke....just in case you are dumb enough to try it.lol
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You need to wire them in parallel, with wire heavy enough for the total current and also have a battery that can deliver the current required at the voltage required without voltage drop.  You don't state the battery voltage or the lamp wattage, so I cant work it out for you!\n\n(I take it that you want EACH of the three bulbs to be as bright as one single one?)
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Here's what I would do: I'd flip the first switch on for a long time (30+ minutes), the second witch I'd never switch on, and the third switch I'd turn on and leave on when the man takes me. So, if the light bulb is on, I know the third switch is the correct one. If the bulb is cold, I know the second switch is the correct one, and if the bulb is warm, I know the first switch is the correct one.