how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How would blondes ever get into a light bulb in the first place?
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make lemons power a light bulb.
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Just one. But the light bulb really has to WANT to change...
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not all blonde jokes are about females... \n\nDumb Male Blondes"\n\nThere were two blonde guys working for the city council. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. \n\nThey worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. \n\nAn onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. \n\nSo he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again." \n\nThe hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, \n"Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees called in sick today.\n\n---------\n\nHow did the blond explain how his helicopter crashed?\nHe said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.\n\n----------\n\nWhy did the blond quit his job as a restroom attendant?\nHe couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.\n\n------------\n\nWhy did it take the blond a whole week to wash three basement windows?\nIt took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.\n\n-------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who thought he discovered that\n he had a twin brother?\nHe didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.\n------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who never learned to waterski?\nHe couldn't find a lake with a slope.\n---------------\n\nWhy did the blond only smell good on the right side?\nHe didn't know where to buy Left Guard!\n\n-----------\n\nWhy couldn't the blond bob for apples?\nHis sister was using the toilet.\n\n-----------------\n\nA blond is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his\n window seat?\nTell him all seats going to London are in the middle row.\n\n---------------\n\nHow do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?\nTell him a joke on Wednesday. \n\n---------------------\n\nDid you hear about the blond who just bought an A.M. radio?\nIt took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.\n\n----------------\n\nWhy did the blond stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?\nHe wanted to see what he looked like asleep.\n\n--------\n\nWhy are most blonde jokes one-liners?\nSo men will understand them.\n\nfeel any better about blonde jokes now?
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One to try to enslave another to change the light bulb. One to blame all the others for being the reason the light bulb doesn't work, etc. On to say they did it better than everyone else when they didn't even touch the light bulb, etc. In essence, billions but teh lightbulb will never be changed. Racists like blame and accusations not solving problems.
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Zero. They won't do it. Engineers are too busy to change light bulbs and it's beneath them. Just one and he/she will tell you.
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(1) C\n   B = D + 2\n   M = B + 4\n   M = ( D + 2 ) + 4\n   M = D + 6\n\n(2) E\n   B = 2H\n   M = B + 6\n   M = ( 2H ) + 6\n   M = 2H + 6\n\n(3) D\n   12 bulbs / x minutes\n   12 bulbs / ( x minutes ( 1 hours / 60 minutes ) )\n   12 (60) bulbs / x ( 1 hour )\n   ( 2 (12) (60) ) bulbs / x ( 2 hours )\n\n(4) D\n   Stop 1: x\n   Stop 2: x + y\n   Stop 3: ( x + y ) / 3\n   Stop 4: ( ( x + y ) / 3 ) + 2 = ( x + y + 6 ) / 3
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im not blonde but 4 a girl id say the stright blond hair. 4 a boy it the complete oposite...sometimes
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it depends on the size of the bulb, doesn't it?  many different sizes and shapes of bulb..... i'm not sure if there is a size of bulb that every person could 1) fit in their mouth but 2) not remove.  if there is, they should call it the "universally bad idea to stick in your mouth bulb, extra soft lighting 60watt."\n\nanother option would probably be remove the teeth, that would be my guess regarding what's getting in the way.\n\nvery appropriately timed question, as i just replaced two bulbs that had burnt out.\n\nhow many ecluv7's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  only 1/2, because i do two at once.  :)
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A blonde at a blinking railroad light??
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a) probability of finding exacttly 2 working bulbs in first three =  3*( 9/12*8/12*3/10) = 27/55.\n\n\nb)\nprobability of not finding even one = 3/12 * 2/11 * 1/10 = 1/220\nprobability of finding exactly 1 = 3 * ( 9/12 * 3/11*2/10)  = 9/220 \n \nthus required probability = 10/220 = 1/22.
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hold the light bulb with your left hand and spin the world clockwise with your right.
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1,000,001... 1 to hold the light bulb and 1,000,000 to turn the room~~~~lol
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how amny old people does it take to screw in a light buld \n\nwe dont know they all broke there hip trying to
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http://www.oneaddplace.com/\nhttp://www.ncpamd.com/Adult_ADD.htm\nhttp://www.mental-health-matters.com/articles/article.php?artID=463\nthe first one is my favorite\nADD person who should be working but is answering your question instead.\nQuestoin: how many ADD does it take to change a light bulb?\nAnswer: wanna ride bikes?
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screwing a light bulb is WAY TOO HARD FOR FRENCH
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Ane electric bulb, of course!