does anyone know any funny cheeky or rude short poems i cant but in a valentines card for a lad who likes me?
86104
This one has some Valentines Day poems.
142074
hey happy valentine! be good and don't be naughty ;)
677010
um, yes, surprise flowers are nice. Maybe a hug from behind when I don't see you coming or a hug or kiss in mid conversation. A pounce while walking in the park or something. Anything that is spontaneous and would make me laugh.
367415
I don't know if this is what you want, but I went to 123greetings.com and helped you to send an ecard to your friend on your behalf.\n\nI guess you're pretty new to the internet and have trouble using it. but don't worry! you'll get used to it soon enough!\nhope i was of some help!\nI chose this ecard cos it was quite cute. the message in it goes like this : \nAMMI,\nyour friendship gives me a reason to smile everyday!\ni'm so lucky to have a friend like you!\n\nand there is a flower smiling at the background!just click on the link below to see the ecard! i've already sent it!
915352
funnyjunk.com is awesome.  There's a really funny poem on there about the bathroom.  It's hilarious!
599343
AWWW! I LOVE IT! i love poetry that is written from the heart and that poem was! great job!!!! why aren't there more men like you out there! you're gonna make some girl very happy! :)
19645
I would continue sending the cards (as long as there is nothing hateful nor taunting written in 'em...).  \n\nRegardless of whether they bring a warm feeling in her heart or make her cringe, I'm guessing either reaction would bring a smile on your face - so, why not?  ;)
1110872
My mate likes to use cheesy chat up lines here is some of his favourites.\n\n     Hey Baby. I may not be Fred Flinstone but I'll sure make your bed rock\n   \n     Are you a parking ticket?\n-Why?\n    Because you've got fine written all over you.\n\n    Did you here the one about the polar bear and the iceberg?\n\nSad hey\n-No\n    Neither did I, but it broke the ice. Didn't it?\n\nAnd the ultimate worst one he uses is\n\n    I might be the ugliest guy in here but I'm the only one talking to you
1180987
I like shy women and i believe many males, do its cute.\n\nCards, a nice jester with something nice to say your know they make cards for Evey occasion some or funny so if you make some one smile:~)\n\nThan you have done a good thing, this may have him respond back in someway if its not nothing more then getting a hamburger & drink and setting some where and talking.
633943
buy a hallmark card and write ur poem in the inside..The best is to go to a hallmark store and ask them if it is possible to personalize your card
245296
Take he/she out to a nice restaurant or if it is a nice day, how about a picnic. A nice card with a special message inside saying how much you have enjoyed their company and maybe write about what you both could look forward to. Like going to the beach, hiking, etc.. Hope I was helpful..
210365
http://www.bustercomic.co.uk/guy.html
400797
Get him a card and write down exactly how you feel about him,it'll mean more than some object,oh and a good nice shagging to accompany the card.
1164521
Gift him greeting made and written by you...where you can express your feelings about him and what you feel about him....
180999
send him a greeting via email 123greetings.com is an excellent site. Find a card that says something like there's something special about you! They have a wide variety of cards that says different things. Good LUCK!!
584634
Excuse me,but can you help me,there's someone i like and i don't know whtt to say to her--what's good pick up line (i know it's silly,)but help me ,what's the best pick up line  you think a guy could use-i mean really -I really like this girl-alot-do you know any ? you must of had some said to you? some silly once i'm sure-- i don't want to look like a jerk-i like her--help me -what should i say--what kind of line would work on you? " she tells -- you say thanks- take it -turn -take a step stop -turn back-use it!\n\nthey laugh anyway
846791
LOL -- cute! \n\nhttp://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19990331