How many think this is funny? If Bush had Cheneys 1st name he would be called DICK BUSH?
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jng, they have been in office five years and just shy of two months.  Far cry from nearly eight years.  Anyway, slightly humorous, nothing I would really bother telling anybody, though.
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Interesting, but I think the truth lies closer to reality that he wanted to stay in the closet, repuglicans do not like to be outed,as repuglicans are not very tolerant of Gay's. When is the last time that Dick Cheney mentioned his daughter in a political speech. Probably about the twelfth of never.
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Ha ha ha!!!  Rush Limbaugh serving in the military?  That's a good one!  That's almost as funny as the concept of George W. Bush, the incredible disappearing National Guardsman, being the Commander-in-Chief of the whole U.S. military.  Thanks for the laugh!
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The one with Bush is funny
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Why would you say that?  The person using that name could just have a tilted sense of humor...
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Pray for his health...Cheney would finish out his term!!!As much as I'm not a Bush fan believe me Cheney is one of the few that could be worse.
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George W Bush wears pink panties. Who cares? I've heard rumors about his gayness for years. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF, GEORGE, BE PROUD!
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Ask Dick (Cheney) & Don (Rumsfeld)
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Dick Cheney shot him.\n\nThat right there is funny, I don't care who ya are!\n\n>>soon. Just let me work on my headache and put this song away for the night. I'll be on for awhile so keep checkin \nmy q&a page. brb.\n\n>>WOW! You did give me ten points! I feel like lighting up a stogey. Was it good for you too? lol.\n\nBy the way, I actually enjoy your company so I'll keep hangin round til ya give me the boot (just make sure it ain't pointed; those hurt)\n\nbrb. gonna make some coffee and work on my question :)
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Only if Dick Cheney goes for Manslaughter for shooting his lawyer, so shut up!!! He was drunk too...
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It would be nice if he and Dick gave us back all of the profits they've made off of this stupid war.  Bush sucks,  Cheney too.
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LOL\n;-)\n\nAh if it weren't for "Bushisms" I might not have laughed at all during the last 6 years!\n\nThis is one of many verbal gaffs and mental blunders produced by the George the Wunderkind.  There are so many more that betray his true attitudes (and his Momma's)  toward his fellow Americans.  She can't dirty her beautiful mind with thoughts of dead soldiers and he never stops thinking of ways to harm Americans - Freudian slip or not, it is still very telling.
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Hilarious!!  Whenever I hang around Republican guys, their repressed homosexuality is incredible.  Why do you think they get all hard when Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld act all butch?  It turns them on!!!
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Well this is an interesting question!  Although life without Bush might seem like a good idea it just might be better for us to wait for the next Presidential Election to see that come true.  Why do I say that, Cheney.  Do we really want him as a President?  Just wait for the next Election and then we can have one big White House shake-ep without all the blood!
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Why? are you Dick Cheney?
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This is  really mean spirited. President Bush can't help being verbally challenged, you would not make fun of the  mentally challenged, would you?
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You gave me my first laugh all day!! Thanks its been a long one!!\n\nI wouldn't be surprised if he had that hidden in his oval office somewhere.  Chaney probably wrote it for him...