George Carliton jokes...Has someone heard dumb americans?
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It is George Carlyn  Not Carliton
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Nope sorry\n\n\n((edit))\nThat is so funny my sides have split I'm laughing so much!!!!!!!\nOnly the British eh?
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BOO!!!\n\nI'm back, cause last night they had the same thing on Americas Funniest Videos.
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The jokes are not to make fun of Kazakhstan it's to make fun of ignorant Americans.
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best joke ever????????     GEORGE BUSH
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Hahahahaha!\nOh, this is a wonderful satire on Texas Conservatives. To think anyone would really be that dumb, you're too much, lol.
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Very funny, but even funnier that some people didn't get it!!!!\n\nSuperb.
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It would be nice to think his idiocy was an act, but sadly I doubt it. He's certainly playing quite a joke on the American public, though.
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Are people so lazy that they cant tell a joke??\nwell heres one about an optimist sardarji. The sardarji became a major in an army and he led the army to the battlefield.Needelss to say they began to lose and one soldier says "sir, we are surrounded on all sides."The ever optimist sardarji replied"look at the positive side boys, we can shoot at any side"lol.dumb joke.
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Just so you know... all of your questions are rhetorical in nature.  These are all old George Carlin and Steven Wright quotes.  Do you seriously think anyone will answer them after giving them any deep thoughts at all?  Personally, I think its kinda lame, because a lot of people not from the US will think these are true questions and try really hard to answer them for you. All you are doing is laughing at their hard efforts to help you.  Nice holiday spirit lol
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sounds like a more intelligent American :)
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Quotes?  "Heck of a guy!" said Queen Elizabeth.  "Doin' a heck of a job!" said George Bush.\n\nSeriously - WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
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My favorite dumb blonde joke:\n\nDumb blonde on a 4 engine plane hears the captian say "folks we have one engine out, there is going to be a 1 hour delay"...a few moments later he comes across again "engine 2 is out, that's going to be another hour delay"...they fly on for a couple more hours again the captian comes across "engine 3 is out, 1 more hour delay"...the dumb blonde jumps up and says "Damn, hope engine 4 doesn't go out, if it does, we're gonna be up here allllll day"
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Stupid? Like lack of intelligence? No. Americans are not stupid.\n\nStupid as in ignorant?? Ignorant of the rest of the world???\n\nABSOLUTELY
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Yep, and he's also telling jokes about how stupid Americans believe all the proposterous lies he's told.  And how they'll believe the ones he's planning to tell soon.
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yes, i was dissaponted in george carlin, he was funny but he did not call out ann coulter when she had nothing but hate and trash coming out of her mouth. if you looked closely at carlin while the nut was talking he wanted to tell her off but he restrained himslf. leno probably told carlin to behave and just let coulter sound ignorant.
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The Man from Del Monte says\n"a hole in the head"     boom boom.\nWho says comedy has never been the same since the Chuckle Brothers were tragically .... not beaten to death with a petrified goose ?\nGet well soon.\nIf you think I'm weird (and you should) follow the link below ...