what is the lamest thing you could do for your girlfriend?
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The lamest thing is that you don't get her anything. It's a known fact that girlfriends  always expect something on Valentine's Day.
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Tell her "thats sucks for you"
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Tell her that her boyfriend is a sleazeball...
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your girlfriend. LOL\n\nmaybe her name is Jan
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Learn a bunch of jokes and be her private comedian\n\nGet her flowers/candy/whatever it is that she likes, as much of it as you can get and give it to her, with a handwritten note\n\nCook her dinner and cater to her for an evening, a day, whatever works.\n\nSorry, only 3, it's all I could muster before I get insulting.
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How lame...get a real boyfriend.
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Get a hobby, or a girlfriend.
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Put together a picnic, wash her car, tell her you love her\nWrite a poem! \n\nShe will love it!!!!
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You want an explanations on how I would best have sex with your girlfriend. How bout this, let's skip the explanation and you just send her over to my house with a tube of KY. I will make sure she explains it all to you afterwards.
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You can either:\n\nFlash your boobs\nGet your girlfriend to flash her boobs\nTry and whore yourway in
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Try something creative.  Make her a card, next time you kiss her throw out confetti, cut out paper hearts and put cool phrases on them.  Women love little details in a relationship.  If things get boring or routine, they start to think there is something wrong.  Try everyday from now on to do something just for her.  No matter how small just one thing for her.  Even a phone call when she least expects it can be fun.
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shrugz. dump her and see how proud she can get abt it?
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Some very special things you can do for your loved one.\n\n\n1-touch her waist\n2-talk to her\n3-share secrets\n4-give her your jacket\n5-kiss her slowly\n\n\nare you remembering this?\n\n\n6-hug her\n7-hold her\n8-laugh with her\n9-invite her somewhere\n10-let her be with you when you're with your friends\n\n\nkeep reading\n\n\n11-smile with her\n12-take pics with her\n13-pull her onto your lap\n14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back\n15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved\n\n\nAre you thinking about someone?\n\n\n16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her\n17-kiss her unexpectedly\n18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST\n19-tell her shes beautiful... not sexy!\n20-tell her the way you feel about her!\n\n\noh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too\n\n\n21-kiss her on the lips\n22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff\n23-tell her what feels good\n24-make her feel loved\n25-buy her stuff. small things can still help\n\n\nwe might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to get us things\n\n\n26-don't lie to her\n27-dont cheat on her\n28-take her anywhere she wants\n29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her\n30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you\n\n\nare you still reading this? u better be, its important\n\n\n31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.\n32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.\n33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).\n34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.\n35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her\n\n\nremember this next time you are with her\n\n\n36. When people diss her, stand up for her.\n37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.\n38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.\n39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.\n40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible\n\n\nMAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED\n\n\n41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.\n42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.\n43. Take her for long walks at night.\n44. Always Remind her how much you love her.\n\n\nyoull never know when she needs just a lil more love
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strip for your b/f and leave it at that!!
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grow some balls\n\nif she doesn't want you\n\ntoo bad get over it\n\nquit bitching and move on
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Let her make a fool out of herself and then tease her about the foolish stunt relentlessly.  For years.\n\nLet your boyfriend in on the joke right away.\n\nDon't be afraid this will backfire on you.  If your boyfriend is turned on by your sister and YOU wind up alone, you are the luckiest girl in the world.  Really.
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Just go ahead and dump her.  She deserves better than someone as shallow as you.