How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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how many can you afford?
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The voltage readings on the light bulbs are not what they definitely operate in, but optimim values. What is constant is their resistances, and connecting a larger voltage to a lower valued bulb will increase the current across it, and there is a possibility that this will burn the bulb.\n\nHowever, if you connect several bulbs in series to a higher voltage source, i.e. 3, 3, and 6, to a voltage source of 12 V, they should all be within the optimim values.\n\nGenerally speaking though, the bulbs in your example should still be ok (although they will shine much more brightly) unless you connect them in parrallel. (a volmeter across them would probably read about 4V and 8V if you connect them in series)
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Well first they gotta see if the bulb screwing will delay the "Rapture", then upon determining this, the fundie pastor will tell the television cameras to send 3 million dollars to him cuz the "spirit-UH" told him to.\n\nThen after asking the president, (who after all these years is still reading the Bible.  FINISH THE BOOK ALREADY!) they'll split over the issue about wether or not the light bulb's creation can be explained by intelligent design.  \n\nThen when the bulb "sees the light" they'll tell it that Christ wouldn't use light bulbs because Satan was the Light Bearer, then the bulb will get screwed in by an illegal alien about a second after Congress stopped debating on the "same bulb marriage" issue.
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It's impossible to say considering you give no indication of your lighting needs.\n\nThey do make fourescent bulbs which fit into regular incandescent sockets.  The flourescent bulbs use a lot less energy.
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one: who paints the dead bulb to look like it's glowing surrealy
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-j is correct.\nBulb 64 is ON at the end (changed 7 times by persons 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, and 64).\nThe 10 light bulbs that are ON at the end were changed an odd number of times, which are light bulbs 1 (changed 1 time), 4 (3 times), 9 (3 times), 16 (5 times), 25 (3 times), 36 (9 times), 49 (3 times), 64 (7 times), 81 (5 times) and 100 (9 times).
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Okay, let's do the math:\n\nAssuming that 20 people could continuously produce 4W of electrical power for 8 hours without getting tired, here's how it would shake out:\n\n20 people x 4W  = 80W of power\n\n20 people x 5W  = 100W of power\n\nI could stop now at this point since the 8 hours now becomes irrelevant.  It would take all 20 people doing all they could just to keep one 100W light bulb glowing brightly.  The answer is clearly no.\n\nA ceiling fan requres roughly 100 watts...to keep it running.  It requires significantly more power momentarily upon start up, as does the refrigerator because they are electric motors.\n\nA refrigerator, depending on size, age and efficiency draws roughly 800 - 1200 Watts...when running.\n\nSo, 500 watts for ceiling fans, 800 watts for the fridge, 600 watts for the light bulbs...you're up to 2100 watts, or\n700 people cranking hand generators.\n\nI'd consider using compact fluorescents for your lighting.  ;-)
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Two- one to change it, the other one to scratch its bottom. :-)\n\nHow many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n\nNone. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
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make lemons power a light bulb.
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THomas Edison invented the light bulb.
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Here are the steps to do this task-\n\n1.Let's name the bulbs A,B & C & the switches 1,2 & 3.\n\n2.Put the switch #1 ON & leave it for some time.\n\n3.Now put switch #1 OFF & immediately put #2 ON.\n\n4.Quickly, go to the second floor & touch all the bulbs.\n\n5.The hottest bulb which is not glowing is connected to switch #1\n\n6.The glowing bulb is connected to switch #2\n\n7.The bulb which is not glowing is connected to switch #3
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It depends on electrician
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Here's another Republican light bulb question...\n\nHow many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n\nAnswer......Four hundred and seventy one\n\n12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;\n23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;\n16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D;\n34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;\n9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;\n53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;\n41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;\n\nAnd 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.
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Ten.  The first nine will not understand the directive to replace the bulb because you gave it in English.
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I heard it said that Thomas Edison said, after failing 10,000 time to successfully invent the light bult, "I have discovered 10,000 ways this will not work."\n\nMy point is this.  You'll come out wiser, or foolish for having missed the opportunity.
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You need an attorney.
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screwing a light bulb is WAY TOO HARD FOR FRENCH