If you died right now, would you be embarrassed where they found your body ?
96294
No.  Hey, what the hell do I care after I'm gone?
675052
you will have a horrible slow death you asshole\n\nDont diss Jesus, he died for your idiotcy so you could be free of sin and you dont believe in God, God is my homey, you are a piece of shit dude.
44427
No. So when you die, ensure you do it in a manner which is most likely to amuse onlookers. Otherwise your death will have been in vain.
511221
probably puke your guts out.  it could also kill you.
97850
I remember when I heard this joke my friend told me and I was like I guess you bury them in the place they were born, lol then she’s like "How can you bury survivors if they survived" and I was like, oh yeah I get it now, lol.\n\nSorry about your rough night, hope everything turns out OK for you.
122587
I will be found slumped over my piano, probably alone, but with a smile on my face....brain aneurism, most likely. If an autopsy is performed, I hope my heart is found to be strong & healthy, with scars mostly healed over.
1174401
I didn't need rescucitatation, but I almost died.\n\nBooma & devilish_vlue are right, there was complete nothingness, but it still made me feel weird afterwards, like maybe I should have died and that somehow I was given a second chance.\n\nI have mended my old ways, but slowly. I know something or someone is looking after me.
485342
Your heart stops beating. Your synapses slow their firing until you are brain dead and no electrical current is flowing through the nervous system. Your body will generally expel any waste matter (air, urine, feces) being held. Sometime around this time, you will either discover that there is an afterlife of some sort, or you will blink into nothingness, with absolutely no consciousness to be aware of the fact that there is no afterlife. The body will begin the approach to rigor mortise. And bacteria will begin decomposing the body. Years and years later, only ash (and perhaps fossilized bones) will be left of your body. If there is an afterlife, you will never be able to tell anyone. If there isn't, you will never be able to tell anyone. Those who say they know the truth about the afterlife, either way, are not intellectually honest. Which is why this question will continue to evoke philosophical debate ad infinitum.
1107525
I wouldn't have much time to do anything about it, now would I?!  But I'd probably spend the whole ding dang minute trying to figure out the best way to spend my last minute.\n\nSo, should that ever happen, I'll go ahead and decide now.\n\nHmmmm....\n\nOk, if my family and/or friends were around I'd embrace them all and let them know how much I loved them. \n\nIf they were not around, I'd just pray silently to myself in thanks of another blessed minute.  \n\nOr just freak out.
905808
Clean my mothers body after she died before the funeral home got to the house,she died in her bed,she had cancer, and what they say about the muscles relaxing and what happens is true...it was not the part of what we cleaned up, we'd been doing that for months, it was knowing she was dead as we were doing it....and we were seeing our mother lifeless body moments after she had died and we couldn't do anything for her but..just clean her up so the funeral home people wouldn't see her in a mess...I know that would have embarrassed her if we hadn't and I would't have let her leave there any other way...i miss my mom..she died in March of this year.
517167
Only in two circumstances that I can think of:\n1. If there a question re: your death and they need to perform an autopsy, or\n2. If you are donating your organs (they've got to transport them)
233189
Myself, dying. Torture would be bad..\n\nNeuterized the 411 style...
283320
You are alive so I would say that is quite normal. If you were dead you would feel nothing and have no desires.
1068282
wow I will pray for you...But one question for you right back as part of my answer...why not live as though you were dieing?
925579
If you were on your deathbed and could speak? I would you say, "I am a sinner, Save me Lord Jesus."\n\n\n\nmortgageg, That's funny.   :)
361540
I think I'd crap mine a second or two before, at the realization. But yes, all muscles relax(releasing urine and crap) and then shortly thereafter fluids from your organs begin to seep out your pores underneath you, however you are laying. I used to bag bodies and escort them to the morgue.\nQuite messy actually.
974587
I would have taken out as many of tem until they killed me.  I die and live by my code and no others.\n\nCoach