Why does me dog spin round on his tail hole and pick up his rear legs while scooting on me carpet?
94786
This is a government question?
187970
Dogs just fart, i dont think they mean to insult anyone or need to be excorsised or anything. its pretty innocent, but you can always lay hands on him in prayer or Try changing his diet, and forget that canned food.....whewwwwwwwie!
286615
Take him to a Vet....\nOpps , I read Rottweiler.lol
702925
Wow...\n\nThere are some strange people on here at night!  \n\nIt is actually a mental condition that can become a compulsion if your not careful!  \n\nAs far as what to do about the dog?  I just don't know?  \n\nI think your helmet is on a little too tight? Maybe loosen the strap a bit.
986910
rolling on the floor laughing
965710
ROFL  OMFG THATS FUNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!\n*rolls on floor laughing**\n*keeps laughing*
945945
What you are describing is one symptom of Cauda Equina Syndrome.  It is rare but it is also a medical emergency.  Your buldging disc could be pressing against the bundle of nerve roots (causa equina) at the end of the spinal cord.  The nerve roots are compressed or paralyzed, which cuts off sensation and movement of bowel/bladder and lower extremeties.  Permenant damage may occur if treatment is not received quickly.  I hope this is not the case, but I want you to be fully informed.  Whenever I have a patient with a low back injury I tell them the warning signs of CES and instruct them to go to the ER if the following occurs:\n\n# Bladder and/or bowel dysfunction, causing you to retain waste or be unable to hold it.\n# Severe or progressive problems in the lower extremities including loss of or altered sensation between the legs, over the buttocks, inner thighs and back of legs (saddle area), and feet/heels.\n# Pain, numbness or weakness spreading to one or both legs that may cause you to stumble or have difficulty getting up from a chair.
369450
since his sphincter is so loose, his dumps are almost instantaneous.\n\nSo my guess is that it take very little time for him to poop.
1049002
THATS FUNNY, my dog keeps laying deposits on our carpet.!\ni dont want it either, would your Mother like to have it?
974704
A dog licking your crotch whilst you jump around wildly
739357
I watch my puppy chasing her tail.  Same thing
136676
yes ... it cries out "goddamn it ... why does he move around so much ... I #%*@&^% hate falling off the damn bed!"
388679
A friend of mine had a dog who liked to spend time in the backyard.  One day she was in the house and heard her dog yelping intermittently.  She ran outside to see what was wrong.  He was standing next to an electric fence wagging his tail happily-but every time he wagged his tail it touched the fence & he yelped.
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The fleas are on the carpet so it gets all around and they jump on you and the fleas bite you. it happens to me too lol it sucks. just take your puppy to the vet he or she will get your dog treated and also ask the vet what you can use on your carpet to kill the feas on there too
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It is called coryphagia (or similar, not sure spell check will get it) and it is due to a couple of possible reasons.  One is their incredible ability to smell can actually scent nutrients left in scat of wild animals and other dogs, or even in their own excrement.  Two has to do with the instinctive role as predators.  By ingesting waste from other animals, they may be able to mask or alter the scent of their natural wastes, thus aiding them in hiding their presence in an area.  Three, the dog may have some sort of nutritional imbalance it is looking to rectify in this way.  This may also be indicated by eating of plant leaves, which tends to indicate the dog senses something wrong in its digestive tract.\n\nAnd the final possible reason....dogs can be strange and gross and this is right up their with their obsessive licking of their genitals!  Now come over here and give sweet woogums a big sloppy kiss!
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This is by far one of the funniest question I ran into yet!\n\nwell when an animal goes to the bathroom(take a Sh*t) and it gets stuck in their fur (hair) and hangs(usually dried Sh*T). This is considered a dingleberry
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OK OK. i had this little dog and whenever i had company it would jump a leg and start humping.it was embarrassing,i called the vet,he said bring him in tomorrow to get "fixed"the next day we're at his office waiting our turn when a gorgeous 30something blond came in with a great Dane.we got to talking and she asked why i was there,I told her and she said her dog was doing the same thing only jumping in behind her in the shower.i asked are you here to have him fixed?she said no declawed.