Do you think this (sailing) story is funny?
95499
I enjoyed the story. It was well written and humorous. I'm a writer too. Oh, and I loved your answer to the "path of destruction" question! I couldn't have said it better myself. What the hell was the guy smoking?
769910
so funny\n\n\ni rate it 5 stars
1079087
I dont know but the was funny on it own...\n\nThanks
619987
Its Funny till someone gets hurt...then its HILARIOUS!!!!!
1182573
I did, it very funny, and entertaining. I also thought the\numpires handled that VERY WELL.  Guys in blue, you\ndid a GREAT JOB.
369604
A car going over the bridge with one wheel on a skateboard. OMG, me and my friend couldn't believe what we saw, but honest to God...the car had a flat tire and it was up on a skateboard. Not a dolly/tow thingy..but an actual skateboard with purply, sparkly wheels. Too funny. \n\nP.S. I've seen lots of funny things, but this one was the first to come to mind.
117287
I think that its funny.
888748
Well, I have amused myself by reading it.  I think it speaks something about society.  I've never read anything particularly funny, usually the tired old ditties starting out with "Here I sit all broken-hearted tried to s--t but only f----d.  Not particularly funny or ingenious rhyme.
242062
Isn't it funny? ..............
856905
Hahaha.\n\nThat's so dumb it's funny.\n\nI think I just sharted.
653250
I like the daft questions and I like your style, keep asking the silly questions.\n\nThanks, it makes me laugh.
1158523
So, short little Hoopy Girl - imagine you are with your mom and dad and sister on a beautiful big ship, sailing from New York City in 1867.  You are going first to New Orleans, and from there on to Houston to re-join members of your family that you haven't seen since the war began when you were very little, 6 years ago.\n\nI am putting you into the place of a real girl, who climbed aboard the wooden side-wheel steamer on a Sunday afternoon in August.  You are at Pier 2 on the Hudson River in New York city - it's a bright, sunny day, a little breezy, and this is a strange place for you.  The wharf is crowded with men, horses and carts, delivering last-minute cargo and baggage to the ship or carting goods back and forth from other vessels and the warehouses on the shore.  Crowds of people are gathered around the long narrow gangplank leading from the rough heavy timbers of the pier to the rocking ship.  It is a monster - 250 feet long, rising more than the height of a 2-story house above the side of the pier.  Black smoke curls from the funnel and the gigantic, 32-foot-diameter sidewheel before you seems like a water mill transplanted on this huge building floating on its side.  People are going ahead of you up the gangplank, and it sways and bends with every footfall.  Who wants to go up something so flimsy as that over the dirty water of the harbor, between the sides of the ship and pier?\n\nBut your parents hold your hand firmly and you close your eyes almost shut to make the scary climb onto this beast in whose belly you are supposed to stay for the next eight days.  Your mom is busy calming your sister, and your dad looks back over his shoulder at you and winks - "Don't be scared, baby doll, people do this all the time and no one has any problems. " He tells you about the wonders you will soon see aboard ship.\n\nYou want him to shut up and quit lying and just let you be miserable.\n\nYou also wish he would stop calling you "Baby Doll," you are 13, for crying out loud, and a young lady - but parents just don't understand how embarrassing they are!\n\nAboard ship it is even more overwhelming.  There are strange sounds and sights, the "walking beam engine" rises overhead like some twisted iron spider, rough-looking, dirty men seem to take over your family - the crew of the ship, briskly guiding you all to the main cabin on deck, warning you to watch your step, pulling a rope hastily aside before your mom trips over it, then a white wooden door pushes open that looks a toot opening in front of a huge deep dark mouth.  You don't understand at this moment, but this is the place where you will sleep, sit and play cards and games with your family and hear other passengers tell stories, eat meals - and in a few days, tie yourself down to the side benches while the ship is thrown across furious cold seas in a hurricane.\n\nNone of that matters just now when you go aboard, and into the huge passenger and cargo ship.  It's scary, noisy, and you are having trouble breathing.  You're a "city girl," of course, you know about the awful stinks and smells of a crowded, busy place with horses and other animals in the streets, sewers that sometimes don't work, backyard privies (the "water closet" indoors is still very much a luxury of the rich), and the smokes and fumes of factories, mills, blacksmith shops, outdoor cooking pits and of course millions of people who rarely bathe once a month.  \n\nBut on deck, the dense coal smoke drifts down and sometimes clouds everything when a breeze gusts just so.  The entrance to the deck accomodtion is right by the smokestack.  The ship itself stinks, a new kind of stink, one that nearly forces you to gag behind your hand once you step into the main deck cabin.  People have vomited here, have done their "unmentionable" business here, there have been fires, old food went bad, and some kind of grease really went ba
377495
Oh, I thought it was acceptable.  I've been doing it for years and it always causes people to laugh rather than to scorn me.  Better out than in.  "Wherever you be, let your wind blow free".
934194
It isn't polite but it's definately ok.  Personally I think it's quite funny in a "laughing at a funeral" kind of way, I usually start giggling to myself.  I don't know why, it just tickles the inner child in me.
961960
..."A small penis that doesn't work"...\n\nHa,ha,ha you are funny.where did you get  this silly story?
876169
I like that joke. It's not one to get offended about. It's very humorous! :)\nRaw Diva, don't listen to those arrogant foolish religious know it alls, especially common_sense_from_a_jerk!!!\nYou have a great joke and it's not distasteful in any way!\nI wanna hear another!!
1135697
This is a joke, right???