Hey Guys! I'm God's gift to the female species . What's your gift or excuse?
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I think it's really funny how the question below this is "How come boys are soo clueless"
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I was going to say something symbolic, like my children. It's true, they are the best gifts. Also, my husband because he is just amazing to me, and he's given me so much love and respect-- Something I never had before him. And he's taught me to love and respect myself, which is an incredible feeling. Anyhoo...\n\nMaterial things:\n\nA Tiffany cross. He gave it to me last Christmas. I love Tiffany, of course, but it's the fact that I'm sort of on this difficult journey to accept Jesus, and it's been really hard for me in so many ways. The cross kind of told me not to give up, even though I am struggling.
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Repent of your sins.\nFind a willing woman.
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Everthing that is NOT man-made is a gift from God...\n\nPeace be with you. And pass the doobie.
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SOOOOOOO..........How does my avatar look?\n\n\n(This has to deal with Gods Priority)
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Hormones!This gives us [as women] a chance to pamper ourselves for a few days and not feel guilty about it! \nWatch movies and ask someone to make you dinner! :)
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haha! i shouldnt be laughin at this...but its pretty funny\n\n"God, please let me win the lottery! just this once! i promise i'll never ask for anything again!"\n\n"Jesus, please send me a sign. should i dye my hair dark and get it layered, or blonde and wavy?"\n\n"Lord Jesus, i have been a good Christian...so could you repay me by running my mother in law over w/ a car?"\n\nI would honestly love to hear some peoples prayers =)
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HEY BRIAN WHATS UP,NOT MUCH HERE JUST CHILLIN N-E-WAYS,I SEEN U ANSWERED MY QUESTION, N-E-WAYS I DIDN'T GET UR E-MAIL ADDRESS IF U WANT TO TALK.WELL U CAN HAVE MINE GOT_GAME_GIRLS@YAHOO.COM.W/B/S
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females\n\n\njust because
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My faith in the Lord...my daughter, family members, life, work, helping others, making a difference, succeeding, shopping, pedicures, massages, chocolate-very dark, expensive chocolate!, great coffee.....    :)
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Cerificate For Sex \n\n \nThere was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. \n\nThe first fellow said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. \nShe has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm \nstumped." \n\nHis buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she \nwants it.  She'll probably be thrilled!" \n\nSo, the first fellow did just that. \n\nThe next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion?  How'd it turn out?" \n\nThe first fellow replied,  "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'!"
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God appears to be quite a sexist bit of work. Could be jealousy.... as a 'masculine' deity, he can't give birth.Maybe he could do with a bit of balance. (shrugs)
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I am the last man on Earth!! ... Hang on a sec.....\n\n**Tinker switch switch - click click click... @#!$$#%!!!\n\nWell as soon as my Man-only-o-Death Star powers up, I WILL BE!!!!\n\nMuahahahahahahaha!!!!!\n\nHowever, no woman can resist my Evil Sexy charm anyways, so it's really a moot point. I've already got hotties lining up to populate my 360 page. If are a hottie, you will eventually succumb to my Evil Charm!!! Muahahahahaha!!!
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ummmm ...\ndo i know you?\n... or, am i supposed to?\n--------------------------------\nFeb.28,'06\noh ... sorry ... i didn't realize i'd answered one of ur questions LOL ... which one was that? and by the way, how come you've got a female avatar when ur profile says male?? ... and, what do you wanna know? ;)\n------------------------------------------------\nMarch 1,'06\nI've sent you an e-mail already. Me is Kamran ... i'm 34 and live down under in NZ, with my wife. How about u? ... you wanna tell me about urself?
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Beautiful Human females with rather large breasts!\nThus began the Nephilim.\n\nLoL, I love mythology!
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I would probably have to say bye-bye to humanity.  Though if I were smart, I'd do a little illegal sperm action with a turkey baster, just like the lesbians do.  If that didn't get me knocked up, so long human race!
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Female... if God were male, then Beer and Football wold be in the Bible