What are some of the best pick-up lines you women have heard at the clubs recently? please help.?
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not the best but my fav."i have your name tatooed on my dick. showing his happy place to the room we see Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E-'
335176
Just try to be yourself. I've found that women like honesty and are not impressed with pick up lines. Most women just want to talk to a genuine guy who is not looking to get laid right away. Stay away from really good looking women. They are messed up. Remeber ths song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your live, never make a pretty woman your wife". Go out to social scenes like hikes, bike trials, etc. The bars are for losers.
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if richardstz , you have to be kidding me, those pickup lines are probably from a while ago, and they should stay there.\n\n\njust smile, laugh when he makes a joke but when everyone else does, but dont be like too out there, or else he'll think your too easy, and if he plays a sport go to a game with some of his friends, and let him know you care :)
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Be yourself, don't use stupid pick up lines.
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"Hey.  I know you're about to move but I've had my eye on you and I wanted to know if you would like to get together after work for some drinks and maybe dinner?"  I would love for a woman to be that straight forward with me instead of beating around the bush with stupid signals like staring and laughing.  That stuff is garbage, ladies.  Men want you to say what's on your mind.
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wanted:\nA tall well-built woman with good\nreputation, who can cook frogs\nlegs, who appreciates a good fuc-\nschia garden, classical music and tal-\nking without getting too serious.\nBut please only read lines 1,3 and 5.\n\nPS-i didnt write this myself i got it off the internet isnt it funny!!!!:)
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boo hoo\nyou sound desperate\nare you in a hurry to find a woman
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol dats sooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyy wen i go out clubbin guys ask me 4 ma numba i giv em dat hehehheheehehhehehehehhehehehe lol
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ok  this is what i would do if i were a man ... i would walk up to her and ask her hwo her day has been going and if its a monday then ask how her weekend was DONT GIVE HER A CHEEZY @SS pick up line ok?? please girls hate that they really do ... just be yourself and be chill there shouldnt be anything tense about the situation just relax walk up and ask her whats up?? lol i make it sound really simple your probably thinking but really hun it is that simple i promise! <3 lyss
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Pubs and night-clubs are the classic pick-up places but. as I've said. not always the best. The secret of being successful is not WHAT you say. but WHERE YOU GO.\n\nIf you're young, try somewhere that attracts mainly older men and you'll be hot property with the girls there. If you're older try somewhere that attracts younger girls, who go for maturity. If you're working, try pubs and clubs in student areas. If you're a student, try the business places. Girls crave excitement and a change of routine and are drawn to any new men who don't make up part of their usual scene
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its not too dirty but this one cracked me up\n\n\n\nThe Three Wishes\n\nso a guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. the bartender notices how strong and muscular he is but notices his rather small head. so he asks the guy what's up with that. so the guy begins to tell his story,\n\nwell last week when i was taking a walk into the woods i heard someone crying for help near a stream. to my amazement it was a frog. she told me to give her a kiss and i would be granted three wishes. seeing i had nothing to lose i kissed her.all of a sudden she turned into a beautiful naked woman. she goes you now have three wishes.\n\ni looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said. i want a body like arnold swarzenneger. then i suddenly had a body like his but because it was much bigger than my clothes they ripped off and i was standing there naked. she said two more wishes\n\nwell i looked at her beautiful body and said i want to make passionate love to you. so we did that for a couple of hours. then she replied one more wish\n\nand i sead....how about a little head?\n\n\n\nlol
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Pickup lines are lame. What you have to do is have an excuse to make someone talk to you.\n\nHere's what you have to do:  Walk into the room with your hands full of 4 drinks (they have to be closed bottles of beer or malt beverages so that you don't look like some creepy guy trying to give some shady drink).  With your hands full, announce to the room:  "Who needs a drink?"\n\nPass out one or two of the drinks to guys nearby to the girl that you want to pick up.  Then, hand the girl a drink, even if she already has one in her hand, say "here, have another."  If she's at all interested, she'll keep the drink, saying thanks or explaining why she likes another brand of beer better, etc. and you can start a conversation.  Open your drink and start chatting.  If she's not interested at all, pass out the last drink that you have in your hand to another person in the room, then "realize" that you have to go get yourself a drink.  It's a great exit strategy if you've made an ass of yourself, non-threatening to the girl, and instead of a cheesy pickup line you have an excuse to start talking to her.
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Naw dude, all these stupid pick up lines are so lame. Also saying "hi how are you?" thats pretty lame too. Look, you want to know how to seriously flatter a girl, and get her attentions? simply say "excuse me, I just have to tell you how beautiful you are" \nJust watch as her eyes light up! If that doesnt start a nice conversation I dont know what will. Dont use this with every girl in the room though, cause then that wold suck.
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thank you,i have had this happen so many times,it's nice to hear from a stranger, if it's done right. it usually happens in a grocery store. and i always say back, thank you , your very kind. have a great day. and thats all there is too it.   every women likes to hear that, if its done in the right way. ladies have you ever done it to a man? how wonder full you smell, i must get that for my husband, yes they do tell you what sent they are wearing.  lets give the guys some credit also.
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Okay, do-says and don't-says...\n\nDo-says:\n\n"Hi, I'm _______, a friend of ________."\n\n"I'd like to get to know you, if that's all right with you."\n\n"If you don't want to, I understand, but from what _______ told me, you sound like a pretty cool girl." (or something like that)\n\n"So, you got a name?" (if she hasn't told you)\n\n"So, is there a time that would be good to get together?"\n\n"Well, I look forward to getting to know you! Do you like _____? How about meeting me there?"\n\n"Yeah, and don't worry, if we hate each other, you can just boot me out the door okay?" (say it in a joking way, of course)\n\nDon't says:\n\nDon't say anything about any past relationships that you've had. That's private stuff that will come later, if the relationship between you guys works out, and it will probably make her feel uncomfortable if that's one of the first things that you start talking about.\n\nDon't start immediately blabbing on about you and your life. Leave some room for her too! If you're talking about your favorite sport, keep it short (don't go into the entire game record of your favorite team), and then ask her if she has a favorite sport. Keep her talking, and that will give her the impression that you really do want to get to know her.\n\nDon't lean too heavily on the fact that your friend referred you. In fact, keep from talking about that as much as possible, or it'll sound like you're just doing this because your friend said so, and that would be VERY offensive to her.\n\nBut other than that, be yourself, and have fun! Let her get to know you for who you really are, be friendly and open, and be mindful of everything she says, even if the conversation doesn't last very long. Make it a conversation to remember, but don't try to hard to make it that way, or it will turn out disasterously. Once you get it going, I think you'll be surprised at how natural the words will start coming to you. Especially if she is a nice girl! So just think it over, maybe jot down a few ideas for what to say on a piece of paper, and call her up. Good luck!
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I like them simple !!! I'll fall for " hey whats your name?" or " would you like to dance?" Those are good enough for me. I hate it when guys try to get too creative cause I will laugh right in their faces. Be yourself.
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Depends on your age, location and (as always) the money.\nYou could try:\n"I've got two tickets to the (game, concert, etc.) and was wondering if you'd like to come."\n"I heard about this place (what ever). You ever heard of it? Sounds interesting. Wanna go sometime?"\n"Want to go out for a (coffee, drink, etc.)?"\n"You know, I've been waiting on you to get around to asking me out. At this rate...I'll have gray hair and dentures. So, I thought I'd better take matters into my own hands. When are you picking me up and where are we going?"\nSimple works best. \nBe casual. Don't come on too strong or you'll look like a stalker.