what is the nastiest thing you would do for a twenty dollar  bill if you lived in mexico?
83262
use the bathrooms in the strip joints
917934
In Mexico, when you get pulled over for a traffic violation, you are expected to bribe the police officer with an American $100 bill.  How's that?
396434
Zero, we would pay a Mexican lower than minimum wage to do it for us.
755864
Chancer, your about as Mexican as Paris Hilton.....Nice try....
597357
right on, hone stand!  Wake up, Amurca! and git a damn passport and use it to go somewhere besides Cancun, which is just an extension of florida, not even close to the "real" mexico.\n\njump a pond, man!  If i could I would make everyone go to Africa for a while for a really real reality check.\n\nBy the way i'm a southerner with a used passport (and it will continue being used) who is disgusted with the way things are in america today, and i'm not alone, we're just really disorganized ond overworked.
1030008
In 1994, the Mexican Government took three figures away from the Peso (the official explanation was, that because of inflation, figures were becoming impractically large).. And retired the old bills. \n\nIt is basically worth $10.00, or about U.S.  $0.90. \n\nBusinesess will not accept those anymore. It MAY have some value as a rarity because the Bank of Mexico supposedly withdrew most of the old bills from circulation.\n\nI'll see if I can find out anything more for you. But, personally, I would start looking for a little frame. \n\nSorry!
527486
I think in my sleep, but if it has to be in a blaze of glory, it would have to be like fighting for my freedom......(crossing the border)...I'm Mexican...Just kidding, really i'm kidding1 C'mon give me ten points. If you do I'd give you a tortilla!
687016
Currently it will just be confiscated. Soon, because of the Mexican haters it will be a felony. no more than 5 years in prison and no more than $100,000 fine.
972851
We could never afford the welfare payments all those poor people would suddenly be entitled to.  The Mexicans would go totally apesh*t when the liberals insist on removing all crosses and saints from public property.
1009889
If I were to run away with my lover I think I'd like to go to Mexico.  We could go way down south some where on the beach and open a bar/cat house.  We'd pick the finest most undiseased women to work there.  After they passed their blood test and pap smears we'd have to audition them before they could start. Make sure they knew what they were doing, and stuff.\nWe would serve only the best tequila, and coldest beer in all of Mexico.  Everyday we would make love under the hot hot sun.  And every night we would lay on the ocean's sure gaze at the stars, and then make love some more.  We would do all the things we've only dreamed, and then dream up even more.
1063061
ugh i think it is you should ask a police officer in mexico and if so go skate and have fun.
617275
haha yes mexican + drunk = something bad
865475
Tacos are my favorite so that is pretty bad.....but the booze breaking on the sidewalk would be too much for me to bear. I'm afraid you win.
17296
BE FUNNY,TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE INTERESTING,AND THEN TAPE 20 DOLLAR BILLS ON YOUR BODY.
1060561
i'd take the money and burn the wallets cuz now my prints are all over them
211770
Take a bill (I'd use a one), chew it up real good and swallow it, maybe chase it with some milk.  Every day or so, check your stool.  You should pass the bill within a few days of consumption.  It's not that hard, for a challenge, try passing a silver dollar.
853947
Go to jail...go directly to jail...do NOT pass go...do NOT collect 200 dollars!