Best funny joke you know===>?
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1. )I wish my grass was emo so it would cut its self \n\n2.) Why do g_a_y boys like to go to clubs with not lights ? So they can play with there lightsavers (like starwars )\n\n3.) A little boy woke up one morning and asked his mom if he could have breakfast she told him only if he did his chorces ( they lived in the country ) he went to milk the cow then he kicked it , he went to feed the chicked , then her kicked them and then he feed the pig and kicked it . When he back inside all he had was dry ceral and he asked his mom " wheres my eggs , milk , & sauasage " and she goes " you dont get any I saw you kick all the animals " and then his dad walked in and kicked the cat  and the little boy whispered the mom( not knowing what he was saying) " should I tell him now or later that he wont be getting any pu_ss_y "\n\n3.) This couple got married and when they were on their honeymoon that where going to have s-e-x but where uncomfortable calling it that so they called it the laundry. That day theydid the laudry about 5 times , a few times the next day and then one night the husband goes do you want to do the laudry , the wife said no maybe in the morning , then in the morning she woke up and asked the husband if he wanted to do the laundry and he said " no i did it last night , it was a small load"
323395
Ha Ha Ha Ha....Good joke..lol
900403
good times - just read it to my seniors in high school - they all laughed.  your joke has now tickled 26 giggling eejits.
732058
dude youre the funniest guy tell somemore jokes plz that one waz funny as hell i'm still laughing
977574
LOVED the joke.  Haven't heard (or read) such a funny joke is ages!!!
965237
www.ahajokes.com/office_jokes.html
695118
That's the best joke I've heard on this site in a LONG time!\n\nThanks for the laughs! Keep up the great work!!\n\n(Gotta remember this one for the folks at work!)
370888
good joke!!!!!!!!!!! but I like it.
849770
Giggle (small one). I've heard it before but we need more clean jokes like that :)
1135780
OK - have seen a lot of jokes on here.  THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH.  Thanks........
257903
My favorite dumb blonde joke:\n\nDumb blonde on a 4 engine plane hears the captian say "folks we have one engine out, there is going to be a 1 hour delay"...a few moments later he comes across again "engine 2 is out, that's going to be another hour delay"...they fly on for a couple more hours again the captian comes across "engine 3 is out, 1 more hour delay"...the dumb blonde jumps up and says "Damn, hope engine 4 doesn't go out, if it does, we're gonna be up here allllll day"
872083
Lol....leave it to Pd to come up with a great joke.  10/10...as always!!!!!
786658
the joke is pretty dirty. so go to this website\n\nhttp://www.dirtyjokesinc.com/joke-dirty_jokes-14479.htm
707854
That's the best joke I've seen today, PERIOD!
1043700
hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
657916
"any jokes"\nthere.. i just said it \nhahhaha ! i know it;s lame !\nsorry !
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yeah OK I have a great 2 jokes for you here but be prepared that they are somewhat well just wrong hehehe ok here we go! enjoy!\n\n#1- A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife,so he went to a psychiatrist,who told him he needed to build self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness.\n   After reading the book on the way him,he stormed into the house and declared, "I want you to know I am the man of the house,and my word is law."I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight.THen after dinner,you are going to draw my bath so I can relax ,and when I'm finished with my bath,guess who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"\n           His wife responded, "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR."\n\n#2-A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey,could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now"He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light" NOw does it look like I have a G.E.O Logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."\n   Well then,could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right". To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have WestingHouse written on my forehead? I don't think so"."Fine," She says "Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break".\n"I'm not a damn Carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps." "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so.I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!"\n   So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours.\nHe starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife,and decides to go home and help out.As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed.As he enters the house,He sees the hall light is working,the fridge door is fixed.\n"Honey, How'd all this get fixed? She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried.Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.He offered to do all the repaires,and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."\nHe said, "So what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "HELLOOOOO..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"\n\n#3- A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.Out of emabarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.\n  A wakening from the anesthesia after the surgery,she found three roses carefully placed beside her bed.Outraged,she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"\n   The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this by yourself."\n   "The second rose is from my nurse.She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."\n   "And what about the third rose?" she asked.\n"Oh,that rose is from the man upstairs in the burn unit.He wanted to thank you for his new ears.