how come there's no cat food that tastes like mice ?
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According to the vet I worked for, mice are the perfect food for cats and mouse cat food would be purrfect.  \n\nHowever -- people wouldn't buy it.  We are used to animals such as chickens, fish, turkey, etc. being food.  But, not rodents.  People wouldn't even want to open the can and dish it up for their cat.
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My guess is that it would taste like salty tofu, maybe meso soup?? I say this because of the simple proteins and amino acids present to produce life.  And the need for salt in life processes.  Or perhaps like semen.
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Because it was\ntrapped by Tom Cat.
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If the moon were made of cheese, it would probably be molded by now, and thus would be green.  So if it is made of cheese, it would have to be green cheese.  So the only thing we have to discover is if it is made of cheese at all.  I vote we send Rat up there and find out.  Of course, I'm not sure if he is thrilled about eating moldy cheese.  So we just may never know.
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Jessica Simpson is a ditz.  She actually thought tuna was chicken and buffalo wings were made from real buffaloes.
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Golly if you ate a limmy steak it would soo thin that you could see threw it.\nAnd have a mixed flavor cross between a bean and a cup of tea.
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because it wasn't purrrrrrrrrrfect.  sorry for the answer if this was not a joke. could not resist
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Well, using your logic, that would mean tins in the supermarket labeled 'Cat Food' would be made from cats.
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Don't you remember how cheap stuff used to be?  I remember when milk was way cheaper than it is now.\n\nThat's how it works though (probably): staples like milk and bread and then more expensive things that people buy all the time no matter what get more expensive, and so it seems less strange to be paying more for other stuff, like, um, c0ck rings.\n\nAnyway, I'm sure there's a bit more to it because inflation is all about them bonds and stuff.  I don't know about that, ya know.\n\nHere's another possibility: inflation depends on guys who go out and buy expensive catfood, but their cats don't like it, which of course they don't know until they have already bought it and the cat isn't eating it, so they have to go out and keep buying catfood until the cat eats some stuff.  (Probably the same with kids.)  Also, people in certain countries (ahem) seem not to care too much about how much money they have to spend, focusing more on what they want RIGHT NOW, sending them into massive debt.
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A cat was walking along and saw another cat standing next to a hole in the wall.  He said, "What are you doing?"\n\nThe other cat said, "There's a mouse in here, and I want to eat him, but he knows I'm here, so he won't come out."\n\nThe first cat said, "Watch this."  Then he got closer to the hole, and said, (in his best dog voice) "Woof woof!"\n\nThe mouse assumed that a dog had come and chased away the cats, so he thought it was safe to come out of the hole.  When he came out of the hole the cat grabbed him and ate him.\n\nAs he left, he turned to the other cat and said, "Now you can see the advantage of knowing a second language."
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of course silly, what else would it be made of. \n\nyou see it all happened a long long time a go when mice controled the universe. the moon was their solution to end world hunger. which is also why there are holes in the moon, this is where the mice ate. but you see since everyone had an unlimited source of food, all of the mice became obese and then they all exploded. the end
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They aren't imitating birds.  Well fed house cats don't get do much hunting.  However, they have the instinct to hunt enough to get all their food by hunting.  That instinct goes unsatisfied.\n\nWhen the cat sees a bird he might be able to hunt, he just gets so excited he lets out little squeeks, especially if the bird is too far away or on the other side of the window.  \n\nYou may also hear him clicking his teeth together.  In his excitement, he is making the motions of the "killing bite" with which he severs the spine of his prey.  His tail will also twitch or wave.  This is just another indication of his arousal.
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They don't prey on any animals, they're herbivores, so only eat plant matter. And cheese!
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A cute story about a cat:\nMy friend Milan found a homeless kitten. When Milan found her he gave the kitten a stuffed lion (teady bear). The kitten essentially grew up with the lion. Now everytime the cat goes out to play, he takes the lion and puts it face down in his food dish. As if he's feeding the lion!! It's so cute!
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Dammit i knew it was that kitty!  sad it didn't live very long.  \n\nOther animal oddities, look up Mike the Headless Chicken\n\nhttp://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.html
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Most larger pet stores sell small toothbrushes that will fit into a cat's mouth more easily, and some of the toothbrushes even slip over your finger.  There is also special flavored toothpaste that tastes better to the cat, although if you use a *tiny* amount of human toothpaste, it is OK too.  Just don't use the same amount that you'd use for yourself because it can upset their stomach.   Then just brush all the teeth carefully and rinse with a little bit of water.  Here is a very informative article:\n\nhttp://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?cls=1&cat=1390&articleid=383
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why would you dio that? the only reason we have animals is so we can have a BBQ. We are the only animals in earth that chose the vegan lifestile when given a choice. have you ever seen a lion go like "Hey Andrew, pass the celery." as Chris Rock says... if you are one of the few lucky people in this earth to get your hands on a steak bite the s&@# out of it