Bang, Bang, You shot me down.?
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female/male singer?\n\nif female:\n\nnancy sinatra: bang bang (my baby shot me down)
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OK Dude hit me and I will hit u dude
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back firing, shooting from both ends ohhhhh
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Damn! I mean if I was asked this with a gun to my head, I would get shot. Uh...Uh..."Off the Wall"?
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smoke 'em out, then shoot them down!
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Aw, jeez.  I hope not.  I don't even want to know how you ended up getting shot.  You probably don't have insurance, either.  Why does someone owe you a living?  Isn't enough they did what they could?
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No way. I'll take the bullet. I hate heights
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How'd it go??\n\nTwo hits.\n\nMe hittin the guy. The guy hittin the ground.
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You leave your house with a loaded gun...  You are on your way to kill Bob.  On your way there, you accidentally hit a pedestrian and kill him... As it turns out, It was Bob!\n\nMurder?\n\nPremeditation?\nIntent?\n\nYou were intending on killing him, and he is now dead at your hand!
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You've shot all your bullets.  Give it time to reload.
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Roundhouse kick you in the face.\nTwice.
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Ordnanceman; and get rear ended by Bubba
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i know it hurts to get shot, u stupid fukk, i was asking for details\n\n\noh and for this dumbshit question go to the remington forum
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Are you out of your mine. Shot up and be the Angel.
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I shot the sherrif\nBut not the deputy...
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Nope!\n\nThe whole reason I was annoying them was so they would hit me first and I could pound them in to the ground\nSelf defense
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ME ME ME lol\n\nher is the joke ..hope u like it\n\nThe FBI had an opening for an assassin.\n\nAfter all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists.\n\nTwo men and a woman.\n\nFor the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.\n\n"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.  Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.\n\nKill Her!"  \n\nThe man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."  The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.  Take your wife and go home."\n\nThe second man was given the same instructions.\n\nHe took the gun and went into the room.  All was quiet for about 5 minutes.  The man came out with tears in his eyes,  "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."\n\nThe agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."\n\nFinally, it was the woman's turn.\n\nShe was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.\n\nAfter a few minutes, all was quiet.  The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.  She wiped the sweat from her brow. \n\n"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."