who put the bom in the bom chew bom chew bomp?
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Me.  I was that man.  Would you like to shake my hand?  Did i make your baby fall in love with you?
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This should answer that question.\n\nhttp://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/\n\nBut seriously, throughout all of history, probably King David.\nHe killed Goliath as a little boy, then later in life (I may be wrong but I think this is right), in order to marry the girl he wanted her father told him to go out and collect the foreskins of 1000 of his enemies.  He came back with 2000, nice!
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Larry is correct. It's in the Bible.
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The original twekve are:\n\n Matthew, Peter, James (the Greater), John, Judas Iscariot, Andrew, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, James (the Lesser), Simon, and Thaddeus (Jude).\n\nMatthias was selected to replace Judas Iscariot after Jesus' death in Acts 1:16
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"And it came to Pass" - occurs in the English translation of the BofM 1,381 times. It is found in all books except Moroni.
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Matthew\n\nThose who bear bad fruit will be cut down and burned "with unquenchable fire." 3:10, 12
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I missed that fight, but saw the Lutter fight.  I heard it was the fight of the night, and ill catch the replay on Spike this week hopefully....nice avatar bra!  gotta find christ [sprays bear mace in the air]
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After the Bible, the next step was the Magna Carta signed in 1215 in England.  The king in order to keep his position was forced to sign it
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If you lie down with dogs, you rise up with fleas?  The Bible says that God does not cast his pearls before swine, meaning that you must prove yourself worthy before knowing some divine information the Church shares with you.  That might be the Book of Mormon, I'm not sure.  I'm not very brushed up on it.  My boyfriend's family is mormon, so I hear about it.  Believe me....I hear about it.
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My favorite characters in the Bible is Job. When my son was suddenly taken from me at the age of 10, I read the book of Job because I wanted to know how he walked through this difficult valley to come out with victory. What a powerful story. It gave me hope when I read it.
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George W. B(L?)USH.\n:-)
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It is said in the bible....as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he"....and it is also written that out of the abundance of the heart...the mouth will speak...how's that for something to chew on? God always imparts his wisdom to us thru his word, the Bible and thru our prayer time w/ Him...but, you're on the right track!
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OGM....another pearl of wisdom from a liberal.\n\n\nHey...need I remind you that Cane killed Able with a rock.....\nAre we going to get rid of all the rocks now?\n\nSnapperhead!!!\nhahahaha
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AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!\n\n\nYOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE SAID ABOUT BO!!!!!!!!
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read the book of mormon then use it as toilet paper
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Cain.\n\nKilled Abel when there were only four people.
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Haven't you ever heard of the Churchosaurus Rex? Big creature with a bible tail, used it to bible thump non-believing dinosaurs. I heard those ankylosaurus were a hard dinosaur to crack. Probably ended up in tar pit hell. \n\nI kid, I kid!