Has anyone ever heard a girl fart?  What did it sound like?
88733
Sounded very much like a guy one.
272463
I was in a grocery store.  I must have been about 10.  My sister was pushing a cart, and I was in front of the cart.  I kept stopping to make her mad.  She slammed the cart into me really really hard.  I bent over I was laughing so hard, and I let a huge fart.  We were both so embarrassed.  There were about 6 people that saw it all.  Good times.
481687
i was telling one of those jokes where you describe a disgusting/sexual situation and set up the listener to say the answer, and then the joke is that they have done it before. i told the joke the day before in school, and everybody loved it. one girl was absent, so the next day, everybody wanted me to do the joke on her. so, when I tried, it took like half an hour because she was so ditzy she couldn't figure out what i was trying to say.
315957
Yes many a times fart sound like words. Its like imagining shapes in the clouds. You hear what you want to hear. If you are about to propose you hear 'YESSSSSSSSS" farts, a child is asked about a sheep, he hears the 'BAAAA' farts, if u are seeing a film on snakes u hear 'HISSSSSSSSSSS" farts
1077856
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html\n\nIf you go to the link above, I believe your 1st question will be answered.\n\nas for the others:\nNo, N/A, Because I think it is rude, and obnoxious.
1164967
in France the  girl would moan in French??
540216
i was in the supermarket at the checkout when i farted. i tied so hard to hold it in but it just seeped out and man did it stink! i couldnt walk off or anything and it was terrible. a dog would have been proud of that one i tell ya!
493286
to me, it's a really weird person saying"PRESS THE FART BUTTON" and at the end, it says in small letters "you know you want to"\n\nEWWW!!
153518
Farting out loud with NO smell. When that happens you look like you're just full of hot air.
1133164
Do you mean you were having sex and a farting sound came out of your vagina? Hun, that's normal.  A guy pumping his penis in your vagina repeatedly is going to trap air in there, if you suddenly change position or your muscles clench or he suddenly thrusts is deeply then the air is going to be randomly pushed out causing the sound of fastly escaping air which sounds like a fart.  Just recognise that a 'vart' is normal and that it's going to happen everyso often, just laugh a bit and carry on.  If your guy has any sense or maturity about him then he knows what's going on and will just be waiting for you to stop laughing so he can get back to what you two were doing before hand.  Guy's don't care, why should they?  It's not like you dutch ovened him.  Forget about it, relax any clenched muscles and get back to the good lovin' :D enjoy
1036139
i just received this joke from a text message..\n\nthere is this boyfriend and girlfriend..\nbf: "hon, let's do 69!"\ngf: "what is 69?"\nbf: "it's easy.."\n\nthen they positioned theirselves..\nwhile in that position, the boy farted 4 times..\n\nthen the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"\n\nlolz..
284873
Yeap, I do. In fact, I've learnt that if I clenched my butt in various degrees, the fart sounds can be varied... One day, I hope to make an orchestra of my farts!
742820
she got meatballs for some titties. I took her to a party, She turned around and farted, I askd her why she did it, she turned around and shidded! \n\nBoy that brought back some memories!
823998
didn't your Mum teach you to NEVER trust a fart?.  Just imagine the result of a follow through high up on a mountain,  They'd get a good laugh then... unless you needed stretchering off.  \n\nWhen you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?\n\nKeep it up, we are in need of some laughs..............
266053
Hey, God gave us many gifts and two of the funniest are burping and farting. Now society has put it in our heads that farting and burping is impolite. OK, they're not the most pleasant sounds nor are they very nice to smell. But i have to say that making the noise is very fun. We're human, we were built this way, lets laugh a little, but if your going to make someone smell it make sure its not at the dinner table. I don't want to gag on a nasty beef and bean er. I want to be able to eat.  Air Power
899491
I didn't think girls farted.  But mine burn my eyes and make my nose run.
595529
My farts once blew up an off shore oil rig. That wasnt funny i can tell you.