If you were a cucumber would you want to be eaten?
88253
No, I would want to end up as a prop at a bachlorette party.
618957
Why, certainly!  She'd tell you to eat it whenever, wherever you wanted to!!  :)
255499
sliced cucumbers -- or is that for puffy eyes... cant hurt...
16513
Liquids!\nI would drink them!
1134600
I would eat that damn turtle too!
720341
I would totally pig out on the ice cream- ice cream is my fav. food!
215036
Was your ex-spouse a vegetable? It beets me. Was he a good provider. What kind of celery did he make? You sound cool as a cucumber. So that should squash that idea. You must be one hot tomato(actually a fruit) so please lettuce us alone.
631960
Yes I would.  My granny who lived in the doublewide in the middle of nowhere (from whence and from whom I draw my name), would get meals on wheels when she was older and sick with cancer.  Not only was the food very welcome, but the regular company was nice too.\n\n:) Thanks for asking JuJu!
175143
on your lunch break sit back with slices of cucumbers on your eyes if you can, they work great. sorry to hear of you loss
405650
What do you want to fry?
714239
I think they would prefer if I were kidnapped.
1100508
Sharks would eat me... diarrhea would be really disgusting, but I could always wash it off... Gotta go with the diarrhea.... \n\nInteresting question!!  Glad I'm not the only one who thinks up really weird scenarios!! lol
753678
Eat everything mmmm (im hungry) lol...i would be so lucky :D
1031291
Fish and Chips! And you'd pour tomatoe sauce over it instead of strawberry! LOL!!!
709992
I would let him try to give me my three wishes. If he started leaving I would tackle his A$$ so fast....then eat his goods :)
896285
yes I would rather eat cashew nuts and almonds etc
888220
Yes I would. Would you like to go to Dinner?