What's your favourite quote?
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent!\n\nA day without laughter is like a day without sunshine.
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Mine is either "Let it be" or "If you can't impress them with intelligence, baffle them with bullshit!"
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My favorite saying is .."I can show you better than I can tell you."
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Personally, my favorite thing that I've ever said is, "The things I do are well worth the faces you make."  One should be different and original, and if it makes somebody stop and think, even better.\n\nAnother good quote is from Gwendolyn Brooks's poem "Corners on the Curving Sky":\nOur earth is round, and, among other things\nThat means you and I can hold\ncompletely different\nPoints of view and both be right.\n\nIf people could just agree to disagree, the world would be a better place.
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My favorite is by Abraham Lincoln:\n\n"I guess a man is just about as happy as he makes up his mind to be."\n\nThen there's the common quoted:\n"Happiness is chocolate."\n\nB. Franklin said, "Every man is entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."
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My fav pickup line (one that always works) is 'Hi.'\n\nMy best original pickup line: "I've always wanted to know what it's like to fall in love with me... So tell me, how does it feel?"\n\nThe goofiest one I heard for a group of girls (that actually works at getting a chuckle): "I lost my dog, and I'm recruiting a search party. Now yall just need to give me your phone numbers. In case i find him myself, I can let you know to stop looking."
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this is one of my favourite quote pages. hope you enjoy it as much as i do.\n\nhttp://www.quotegarden.com/
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"One time I fell off my bike and broke my ability to internally monologue"\n"Will you stop putting your labels on me?!"\n"What a tumultuous question!"\n\nthis was almost fun...
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"It's Merely a flesh wound!"   CLASSIC\n\nI use "I shall taunt you a second time (in french accent)"  All the time...it cracks me up!!!
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One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":\n"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!\n\n*Edit*\nOh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":\nLois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"\nAce: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!\nPs. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
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those are all good quotes but this is the one i live by: \n\n"In the end, its the chances we never took that we regret the most" \n\nOn the show frasier, frasier said it on his season finale and i never forgot it, i try to live by it but it is not always easy. i would love to know who originally came up with it is.  whenever i get scared to take a class i just read this saying, i even framed it on my wall
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Your favorite thing and ...
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Some personal favorites are:\n\n"Suppose the prisoners were able to talk together, don't you think that when they named the shadows which they saw passing they would believe they were naming things?"\n\n"The world of our sight is like the habitation in prison, the firelight there to the sunlight here, the ascent and the view of the upper world is the rising of the soul into the world of the mind..."
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" the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was to convince the world he didn't exist" - Usual Suspects\n\n"crucifixions a doddle!"  - Life of Brian
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I have six honest seving friends,\nthey have taught me all I know,\ntheir names are what and when and why and\nhow and where and who.\n\nRudyad Kippling\n\nMy best quote is a poem that I wrote for my wife....\n\nYour first sight struck me like thundering light,\nI fell in love with you and you can not avoid,\nYour look your smile your beautiful sight \nI am in love with you and you cannot avoid.
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thinking of something witty to answer ;)
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"you've impressed me and it takes a lot to impress me... hey wow, look! a BLUE CAR!!"\n--homer j. simpson\n\ncoz the simpson family rock