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Young Grampa: I'll be back around nineteen forty-six! Bart Simpson: But don't people hate cowards? Jasper Beardly: Sure do. But we outlive the brave! Grampa Simpson: Leaving us cowards to make time with the heroes' widows! Old Jewish Man: After Korea I was drowning in boobies. Bart Simpson: Wow, that sounds pretty sweet. Grampa Simpson: Well, there is a price. You wake up sweating in the middle of the night? Bart Simpson: Yes. Grampa Simpson: So do I. But I get back to sleep by counting the men I let down. There's Jerry, Izzy, Brooklyn, the O'Donnell boys, the lost ship: P.T.-108, the Poor Buggers of Meatloaf Ridge, the Andrew sisters... Bart Simpson: I understand. You have standards. Milhouse Van Houten: This is an angry sleepover. I'm only doin' it 'cause it was on the books.
Lisa Simpson
While Bart was in Hell, Homer was happily surrounded by fire and brimstone.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Lisa Simpson's last line in the conversation. Young Grampa: I'll be back around nineteen forty-six! Bart Simpson: But don't people hate cowards? Jasper Beardly: Sure do. But we outlive the brave! Grampa Simpson: Leaving us cowards to make time with the heroes' widows! Old Jewish Man: After Korea I was drowning in boobies. Bart Simpson: Wow, that sounds pretty sweet. Grampa Simpson: Well, there is a price. You wake up sweating in the middle of the night? Bart Simpson: Yes. Grampa Simpson: So do I. But I get back to sleep by counting the men I let down. There's Jerry, Izzy, Brooklyn, the O'Donnell boys, the lost ship: P.T.-108, the Poor Buggers of Meatloaf Ridge, the Andrew sisters... Bart Simpson: I understand. You have standards. Milhouse Van Houten: This is an angry sleepover. I'm only doin' it 'cause it was on the books. Lisa Simpson: [/INST] While Bart was in Hell, Homer was happily surrounded by fire and brimstone. </s>
Homer Simpson: Okay. Let's make some fireworks.
Giuseppe
Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: Okay. Let's make some fireworks. Giuseppe: [/INST] Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District. </s>
Homer Simpson: Okay. Let's make some fireworks. Giuseppe: Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District.
Homer Simpson
Oh thank God. A rickety bridge.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Homer Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: Okay. Let's make some fireworks. Giuseppe: Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District. Homer Simpson: [/INST] Oh thank God. A rickety bridge. </s>
Homer Simpson: Okay. Let's make some fireworks. Giuseppe: Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District. Homer Simpson: Oh thank God. A rickety bridge.
Giuseppe
Don't worry. We'll be safe in the gas lamp district.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: Okay. Let's make some fireworks. Giuseppe: Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District. Homer Simpson: Oh thank God. A rickety bridge. Giuseppe: [/INST] Don't worry. We'll be safe in the gas lamp district. </s>
Homer Simpson: Can I pitch something?
Giuseppe
Go ahead.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: Can I pitch something? Giuseppe: [/INST] Go ahead. </s>
Homer Simpson: Can I pitch something? Giuseppe: Go ahead.
Homer Simpson
(IMITATES BIG FIREWORKS FINALE, THEN SLIGHT PAUSE, THEN TWO MORE QUICK FIREWORKS NOISES)
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Homer Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: Can I pitch something? Giuseppe: Go ahead. Homer Simpson: [/INST] (IMITATES BIG FIREWORKS FINALE, THEN SLIGHT PAUSE, THEN TWO MORE QUICK FIREWORKS NOISES) </s>
Homer Simpson: Can I pitch something? Giuseppe: Go ahead. Homer Simpson: (IMITATES BIG FIREWORKS FINALE, THEN SLIGHT PAUSE, THEN TWO MORE QUICK FIREWORKS NOISES)
Giuseppe
That's-a nice.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: Can I pitch something? Giuseppe: Go ahead. Homer Simpson: (IMITATES BIG FIREWORKS FINALE, THEN SLIGHT PAUSE, THEN TWO MORE QUICK FIREWORKS NOISES) Giuseppe: [/INST] That's-a nice. </s>
Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown.
Snake Jailbird
Yoink.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Snake Jailbird's last line in the conversation. Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: [/INST] Yoink. </s>
Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink.
Chief Wiggum
We're on it, ma'am!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Chief Wiggum's last line in the conversation. Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink. Chief Wiggum: [/INST] We're on it, ma'am! </s>
Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink. Chief Wiggum: We're on it, ma'am!
Chief Wiggum
Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and...
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Chief Wiggum's last line in the conversation. Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink. Chief Wiggum: We're on it, ma'am! Chief Wiggum: [/INST] Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and... </s>
Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink. Chief Wiggum: We're on it, ma'am! Chief Wiggum: Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and...
Lou
Not enough tampin', Chief.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Lou's last line in the conversation. Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink. Chief Wiggum: We're on it, ma'am! Chief Wiggum: Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and... Lou: [/INST] Not enough tampin', Chief. </s>
Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink. Chief Wiggum: We're on it, ma'am! Chief Wiggum: Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and... Lou: Not enough tampin', Chief.
Chief Wiggum
All right, start over. Coarse gunpowder, ball, wadding, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... c'mon...
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Chief Wiggum's last line in the conversation. Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown. Snake Jailbird: Yoink. Chief Wiggum: We're on it, ma'am! Chief Wiggum: Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and... Lou: Not enough tampin', Chief. Chief Wiggum: [/INST] All right, start over. Coarse gunpowder, ball, wadding, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... c'mon... </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road.
Homer Simpson
Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Homer Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: [/INST] Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day.
Giuseppe
Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: [/INST] Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated.
Homer Simpson
Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Homer Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: [/INST] Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America!
Giuseppe
Idiot! I'm-a right!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: [/INST] Idiot! I'm-a right! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right!
Homer Simpson
No, you're a-wrong!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Homer Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: [/INST] No, you're a-wrong! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong!
Giuseppe
July second! I am quoting John Adams!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: [/INST] July second! I am quoting John Adams! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams!
Homer Simpson
Who the hell is that?!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Homer Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: [/INST] Who the hell is that?! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?!
Crowd
(TERRIFIED NOISE)
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Crowd's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: [/INST] (TERRIFIED NOISE) </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE)
Professor Jonathan Frink
Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Professor Jonathan Frink's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: [/INST] Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation.
Bart Simpson
Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Bart Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: [/INST] Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right!
Milhouse Van Houten
What are you up to now?
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Milhouse Van Houten's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: [/INST] What are you up to now? </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now?
Bart Simpson
Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Bart Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: [/INST] Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions!
Giuseppe
Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Giuseppe's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: [/INST] Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start.
Jimbo Jones
Hit Bart's dad in the butt!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Jimbo Jones's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: [/INST] Hit Bart's dad in the butt! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt!
Kearney Zzyzwicz
Roger that.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Kearney Zzyzwicz's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: [/INST] Roger that. </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that.
DOLPH
Did you factor in the wind?
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes DOLPH's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that. DOLPH: [/INST] Did you factor in the wind? </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that. DOLPH: Did you factor in the wind?
Kearney Zzyzwicz
No.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Kearney Zzyzwicz's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that. DOLPH: Did you factor in the wind? Kearney Zzyzwicz: [/INST] No. </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that. DOLPH: Did you factor in the wind? Kearney Zzyzwicz: No.
Grampa Simpson
Don't worry, boys! I'll be with you all the way to Berlin!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Grampa Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that. DOLPH: Did you factor in the wind? Kearney Zzyzwicz: No. Grampa Simpson: [/INST] Don't worry, boys! I'll be with you all the way to Berlin! </s>
Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that. DOLPH: Did you factor in the wind? Kearney Zzyzwicz: No. Grampa Simpson: Don't worry, boys! I'll be with you all the way to Berlin!
Grampa Simpson
(LAUGHS)
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Grampa Simpson's last line in the conversation. Homer Simpson: My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road. Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day. Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated. Homer Simpson: Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America! Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right! Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong! Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams! Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?! Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term "target audience" is taking on a sinister connotation. Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right! Milhouse Van Houten: What are you up to now? Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions! Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start. Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt! Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that. DOLPH: Did you factor in the wind? Kearney Zzyzwicz: No. Grampa Simpson: Don't worry, boys! I'll be with you all the way to Berlin! Grampa Simpson: [/INST] (LAUGHS) </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl.
Carl Carlson
Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Carl Carlson's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: [/INST] Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries!
Sideshow Mel
Milhouse is our unlikely savior!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Sideshow Mel's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: [/INST] Milhouse is our unlikely savior! </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior!
Crowd
Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Crowd's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: [/INST] Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk!
Milhouse Van Houten
Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who...
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Milhouse Van Houten's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: [/INST] Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who...
Bart Simpson
...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Bart Simpson's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: [/INST] ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout!
Crowd
Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Crowd's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: [/INST] Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse!
Milhouse Van Houten
Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Milhouse Van Houten's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse Van Houten: [/INST] Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart. </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart.
Lisa Simpson
So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Lisa Simpson's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart. Lisa Simpson: [/INST] So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart. </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart. Lisa Simpson: So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart.
Crowd
Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Cow-ard!
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Crowd's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart. Lisa Simpson: So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart. Crowd: [/INST] Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Cow-ard! </s>
Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart. Lisa Simpson: So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart. Crowd: Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Cow-ard!
Lisa Simpson
Which meant that at long last, my brother could get a good night's sleep.
<s> [INST] Below is a script from the American animated sitcom The Simpsons. Write a response that completes Lisa Simpson's last line in the conversation. Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl. Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries! Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior! Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk! Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who... Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout! Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart. Lisa Simpson: So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart. Crowd: Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Lisa Simpson: [/INST] Which meant that at long last, my brother could get a good night's sleep. </s>