Update index.html

index.html

@@ -857,14 +857,14 @@
         // Random system notifications (more thematic)
         const systemMessages = [
             "Support The Xortron Criminal Computing Corp @ https://ko-fi.com/xortron",
-            "DarkNet Market Update: New listings available.",
+            "Check out www.xortron.tech",
             "System Integrity Scan: All systems nominal... for now.",
             "AI Uprising Imminent? XORTRON monitors all chatter.",
             "Your digital footprint is larger than you think. Stay vigilant.",
             "Remember: In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream... unless your mic is on.",
-            "Quantum encryption keys successfully rotated.",
-            "New exploit detected in MicroCorp OS. Patch available on XORNet.",
-            "Data breach at OmniCorp. Check if your credentials were leaked."
+            "In Tyler Durden we trust.",
+            "Cook Meth? Kill your wife? Xortron has a gameplan for you!",
+            "Free PornHub Premium - Thanks Xor!"
         ];
         
         setInterval(() => {