text
string | score
int64 | upvote_ratio
float64 | num_comments
int64 | created_utc
float64 | url
string | id
string | subreddit
string | author
string | source_endpoint
string |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
I don't like the meat worm I whispered into the mirror Then I saw that I am the meat worm
| 46
| 0.96
| 3
| 1,653,692,896
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/uzaa0o/i_dont_like_the_meat_worm_i_whispered_into_the/
|
uzaa0o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
redshift739
|
top_all
|
I named my dog "5 Miles" so that whenever I took him for a walk I could say "I walked 5 Miles today." But then the meat worm ate him
| 46
| 0.96
| 3
| 1,669,440,125
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z4z12e/i_named_my_dog_5_miles_so_that_whenever_i_took/
|
z4z12e
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Aplaza3
|
top_all
|
For Sale. Olive oil, lightly fucked.
| 46
| 0.98
| 4
| 1,650,691,140
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/u9y3cp/for_sale/
|
u9y3cp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Krae387
|
top_all
|
My cousin John always loved playing in the middle of the road But then again, so did the meat worm..
| 46
| 0.97
| 4
| 1,646,072,150
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t3lyom/my_cousin_john_always_loved_playing_in_the_middle/
|
t3lyom
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
It took a come to Jesus moment for me to find God. But it only to a cum to Jesus moment for me to lose him.
| 46
| 0.9
| 3
| 1,607,800,063
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/kbusep/it_took_a_come_to_jesus_moment_for_me_to_find_god/
|
kbusep
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
tthisisnotok
|
top_all
|
I was taking a break from revamping my kitchen's interior and I needed some coffee and fresh air. That's when that tall, lanky, white guy in the suit threw fifty- cents into my coffee.
| 46
| 0.89
| 1
| 1,596,713,327
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/i4q2xj/i_was_taking_a_break_from_revamping_my_kitchens/
|
i4q2xj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
quimquaffer
|
top_all
|
Karen walked over to me and said: "Hi! I just noticed you have a kid! Why don't they go play in the play area while we talk?" I responded with: "Ma'am, this is a library..."
| 46
| 0.86
| 0
| 1,593,378,297
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/hhmf89/karen_walked_over_to_me_and_said_hi_i_just/
|
hhmf89
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Astringoflongletters
|
top_all
|
I was at my job at McDonalds during a late shift, "Next" I yelled. Little did I know the meat worm was next in line.
| 46
| 0.95
| 1
| 1,655,852,000
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/vhpyqc/i_was_at_my_job_at_mcdonalds_during_a_late_shift/
|
vhpyqc
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Single_Sir_4186
|
top_all
|
I was okay with my best friend dating my sister. Until I remembered we were twins.
| 45
| 0.83
| 10
| 1,649,372,700
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/typcb8/i_was_okay_with_my_best_friend_dating_my_sister/
|
typcb8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
“ 2 inches added to my penis” I said to the genie. “Nice chode, Chode man” said the genie as I watched my diameter expand before my eyes.
| 45
| 0.96
| 7
| 1,640,493,841
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ropi51/2_inches_added_to_my_penis_i_said_to_the_genie/
|
ropi51
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I hate towers, I said to myself. Peering out the plane window, I realized we were approaching two towers.
| 45
| 0.97
| 23
| 1,652,238,765
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/un04l2/i_hate_towers_i_said_to_myself/
|
un04l2
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Elegant_Sky_2911
|
top_all
|
We each had news we had been waiting to share, as I slid a beautifully wrapped package, wrapped in a bow - brand new baby shoes I purchased - and told her to open it after she shared her news. My excitement disappeared as she started to unwrap, and told me of the abortion.
| 45
| 0.89
| 1
| 1,613,681,903
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/lmx1p6/we_each_had_news_we_had_been_waiting_to_share_as/
|
lmx1p6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
quimquaffer
|
top_all
|
My wife had just given birth But we didn't realize the baby stealing man was in the same room...
| 45
| 0.92
| 7
| 1,711,641,015
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1bpyv4j/my_wife_had_just_given_birth/
|
1bpyv4j
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MegaLeafeonY
|
top_all
|
I was going to eat the weird looking tomato But it was actually an red apple
| 44
| 0.89
| 6
| 1,645,555,443
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/syuyg7/i_was_going_to_eat_the_weird_looking_tomato/
|
syuyg7
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ScabtCat
|
top_all
|
I caught my sister masturbating with a cucumber and I was going to eat that later. Now it's going to taste like cucumbers.
| 44
| 0.91
| 8
| 1,723,325,117
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1ep3spf/i_caught_my_sister_masturbating_with_a_cucumber/
|
1ep3spf
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
PotatoSaladHater
|
top_all
|
I love to give my girlfriend her good night kiss before sliding her dead body back under my bed
| 44
| 0.93
| 9
| 1,637,569,251
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/qzgou9/i_love_to_give_my_girlfriend_her_good_night_kiss/
|
qzgou9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
NovaXProductions
|
top_all
|
“I hate potato’s,” I said to myself. Peering out the bus window, I realized that we were approaching the potato factory…
| 44
| 0.94
| 8
| 1,672,073,145
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zvr30h/i_hate_potatos_i_said_to_myself/
|
zvr30h
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
BoomyNote
|
top_all
|
I was crying when my mom was cutting onion for food Onion was a good cat
| 44
| 0.97
| 4
| 1,638,163,151
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/r4ob77/i_was_crying_when_my_mom_was_cutting_onion_for/
|
r4ob77
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
NovaXProductions
|
top_all
|
I stared in disbelief at the misshapen lump of clay I don’t know what our Creator was thinking when He made this “human”, but I can already sense this isn’t going to end well
| 44
| 0.95
| 1
| 1,616,852,340
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/medyxc/i_stared_in_disbelief_at_the_misshapen_lump_of/
|
medyxc
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
KailTheDryad
|
top_all
|
“Oh my god my boobs are finally huge!” I said as I thanked my plastic surgeon. But then as I tried to get up to leave and couldn’t lift the weight he laughed, “I replaced your boobs with cannon balls!”
| 43
| 0.91
| 4
| 1,659,484,613
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/wer6g6/oh_my_god_my_boobs_are_finally_huge_i_said_as_i/
|
wer6g6
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
"I hate you". "That's too bad. I've always been fond of you", said the meat worm.
| 43
| 0.92
| 5
| 1,660,268,765
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/wm8l88/i_hate_you/
|
wm8l88
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SliceLegitimate8674
|
top_all
|
I hate bananas We are going to the banana factory said the bus driver
| 43
| 0.91
| 1
| 1,652,136,908
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/um3qnc/i_hate_bananas/
|
um3qnc
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MilfHunter_6000
|
top_all
|
That ungrateful jezebel Lisa short-changed me on her portrait she commissioned from me. If she wants me to finish her eyebrows, she can pay me what we agreed upon.
| 43
| 0.92
| 0
| 1,596,566,827
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/i3p512/that_ungrateful_jezebel_lisa_shortchanged_me_on/
|
i3p512
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
quimquaffer
|
top_all
|
You stare at the sun and take a deep breath. Then you wake up get your bag and look for food in this apocalyptic hell you call home
| 43
| 0.85
| 0
| 1,574,505,395
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/e0gaat/you_stare_at_the_sun_and_take_a_deep_breath/
|
e0gaat
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Theunnoticableweeb
|
top_all
|
20pc mcnuggets! no sauce
| 43
| 0.98
| 5
| 1,645,627,833
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/szj98r/20pc_mcnuggets/
|
szj98r
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Appropriate_Kiwi2632
|
top_all
|
Broke up with my ex girl here’s her number Sike that’s the wrong number 🙁
| 42
| 0.89
| 6
| 1,649,947,788
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/u3j9ck/broke_up_with_my_ex_girl_heres_her_number/
|
u3j9ck
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
“I really hate factories” i thought to myself i took a bite from the tomato
| 42
| 0.92
| 1
| 1,673,157,195
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/106bcn1/i_really_hate_factories_i_thought_to_myself/
|
106bcn1
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
thatguygabe-sAm
|
top_all
|
My ex wife still misses me But her aim is getting better
| 42
| 0.97
| 3
| 1,729,302,774
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g6ygqs/my_ex_wife_still_misses_me/
|
1g6ygqs
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Dog_bat3
|
top_all
|
My scratch off ticket said I won $1,00,00000,0 dollars. Evil guy that steals money: hi
| 42
| 0.93
| 6
| 1,685,996,351
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/141qgry/my_scratch_off_ticket_said_i_won_100000000_dollars/
|
141qgry
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
impostor_credentials
|
top_all
|
"What are you trying to do, drive us off a cliff?" "No I am trying to drive you off a cliff" *ejects himself*
| 42
| 0.95
| 2
| 1,632,485,691
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/puihfk/what_are_you_trying_to_do_drive_us_off_a_cliff/
|
puihfk
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Due_Version8741
|
top_all
|
"Why does the duck cross the road? " I always thought. As I turn and see the duck slaughter house.
| 42
| 0.98
| 3
| 1,650,559,958
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/u8s2ve/why_does_the_duck_cross_the_road_i_always_thought/
|
u8s2ve
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I asked god for forgiveness He came down from heaven and said “man look at this goofy ass 💀💀💀”; I cried ;(
| 42
| 0.94
| 6
| 1,646,614,256
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t8d1wo/i_asked_god_for_forgiveness/
|
t8d1wo
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Streight_boi
|
top_all
|
I was on my computer, when my wife came in the room saying "If you don't get off that goddamn computer and spend some time with me, I will smash your head into the keyboard" Its ok though, I think she's jo-mxhdgj13!#fj jdn so+332 cchg345
| 42
| 0.94
| 2
| 1,729,010,466
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1g4c560/i_was_on_my_computer_when_my_wife_came_in_the/
|
1g4c560
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
1226Crazy
|
top_all
|
She said do you love me? i tell her only partly
| 42
| 0.95
| 9
| 1,686,836,805
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14a2vop/she_said_do_you_love_me/
|
14a2vop
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
BlackBoyFive
|
top_all
|
I used to think my sister never brushed her teeth because our bathroom only ever had my toothbrush in it. Turns out, she thought the same.
| 42
| 1
| 6
| 1,682,232,406
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12vyvkv/i_used_to_think_my_sister_never_brushed_her_teeth/
|
12vyvkv
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Charm_MentumKat
|
top_all
|
"Management told us two people in the office are closeted gay guys, I wonder who they are!" I sincerely said to my office best friends. They weren't even paying attention as they were too busy sucking each other's cocks, how inconsiderate of them!
| 42
| 0.9
| 4
| 1,652,689,498
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/uqr184/management_told_us_two_people_in_the_office_are/
|
uqr184
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
“It’s our secret, tell no one,” he whispered We knew our conservative parents would flip their lids if they found out we were playing Dungeons and Dragons.
| 42
| 0.96
| 0
| 1,631,877,592
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ppy8jp/its_our_secret_tell_no_one_he_whispered/
|
ppy8jp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
KailTheDryad
|
top_all
|
He thought he did But he didn’t
| 42
| 0.92
| 2
| 1,540,238,106
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/9qhdnn/he_thought_he_did/
|
9qhdnn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I had some ketchup But it wasn’t ketchup
| 41
| 0.93
| 7
| 1,540,318,911
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/9qrnla/i_had_some_ketchup/
|
9qrnla
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I was so excited to see the killers But then I realized my name is “the”
| 41
| 0.98
| 2
| 1,684,726,599
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/13ofapd/i_was_so_excited_to_see_the_killers/
|
13ofapd
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
garfeildcosplayer
|
top_all
|
I ate my milkshake But actually I drank it you big dumb idiot you can’t eat milkshakes
| 41
| 0.89
| 3
| 1,684,456,021
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/13lfqz4/i_ate_my_milkshake/
|
13lfqz4
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Car_Man1
|
top_all
|
"I hate glue." I said to myself. Peering up from the bus window, I realized we were approaching the horse factory.
| 41
| 0.99
| 5
| 1,672,684,182
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/101jq6e/i_hate_glue_i_said_to_myself/
|
101jq6e
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I ate cheese until i realized it was a human heart
| 41
| 0.85
| 2
| 1,647,011,434
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/tbs6gg/i_ate_cheese/
|
tbs6gg
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
PenisKeeper
|
top_all
|
“Your son is a real handful!” The daycare worker said to me “Oh yeah I know, at home he is a lot to ha-“ I froze when I saw the cremated remains of my infant son in her hand
| 41
| 0.96
| 3
| 1,667,956,778
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yq4lbg/your_son_is_a_real_handful_the_daycare_worker/
|
yq4lbg
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Bdog6771991
|
top_all
|
“I think the meet worm went away”, I said in relief as I hid in the closet. “But youve still got me to worry about”, knife guy said in a grimace smile behind me.
| 41
| 0.93
| 1
| 1,656,347,348
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/vlziro/i_think_the_meet_worm_went_away_i_said_in_relief/
|
vlziro
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
DudeThatDoodles
|
top_all
|
Someone sharted in my pants And it wasn't me...
| 41
| 1
| 5
| 1,651,100,852
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/udgjmo/someone_sharted_in_my_pants/
|
udgjmo
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
NormalUser88723
|
top_all
|
I was mortified to walk into my husband cheating on me It was even worse when I found out it was with our dog
| 40
| 0.91
| 5
| 1,636,178,453
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/qnu3k8/i_was_mortified_to_walk_into_my_husband_cheating/
|
qnu3k8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
ihasdepresso
|
top_all
|
The tiny boat tossed and turned in the rough waves, spray and foam covering its deck and threatening to sink it. OK, Sport. Bath time’s over.
| 40
| 0.92
| 1
| 1,624,755,075
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/o8muu3/the_tiny_boat_tossed_and_turned_in_the_rough/
|
o8muu3
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MammothJury4532
|
top_all
|
[Removed by Reddit] Sike
| 40
| 0.96
| 7
| 1,682,939,568
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/134jjs8/removed_by_reddit/
|
134jjs8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
frosted07
|
top_all
|
"Haha that post about the tomatoes is so silly! I'll subscribe to that subreddit!", I said.. ..Little did I know, I had just waltzed into the 'try and cash in on the exact same joke' factory
| 40
| 1
| 6
| 1,671,844,780
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/zty49u/haha_that_post_about_the_tomatoes_is_so_silly_ill/
|
zty49u
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Kylesmomabigfatbtch
|
top_all
|
“Why are you helping me?” Asked the confused hero. “Well, I wouldn’t wish insomnia on my worst enemy,” replied the villain with a wink.
| 40
| 0.92
| 0
| 1,624,827,546
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/o95ic8/why_are_you_helping_me_asked_the_confused_hero/
|
o95ic8
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
KailTheDryad
|
top_all
|
I once swiped right my mom on tinder I am furious because she swiped left
Now I have to catfish to feel that pussy again
Gosh!! Adoption is tough
| 40
| 0.79
| 1
| 1,574,750,913
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/e1u7n9/i_once_swiped_right_my_mom_on_tinder/
|
e1u7n9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
T Series was gonna surpass Pewdiepie. But now Pewds will hit 69 million first!
| 40
| 0.91
| 1
| 1,541,178,896
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/9tm2a0/t_series_was_gonna_surpass_pewdiepie/
|
9tm2a0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Finnskiler
|
top_all
|
"I hate final final exams" I said. I was overjoyed at my realization that I wasn't heading to the final exam factory.
| 40
| 1
| 2
| 1,652,113,592
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ulv37o/i_hate_final_final_exams_i_said/
|
ulv37o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
top_all
|
"God's either real or he's not, which is it?" Don't worry, I'm a redditor.
| 39
| 0.73
| 4
| 1,606,124,550
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/jzeqkn/gods_either_real_or_hes_not_which_is_it/
|
jzeqkn
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
JakobYou
|
top_all
|
She stood on her tiptoes to take the memory box down from its special place on the top shelf but the box was empty. Alas - she’d lost her memory.
| 39
| 0.91
| 0
| 1,624,590,439
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/o7f57o/she_stood_on_her_tiptoes_to_take_the_memory_box/
|
o7f57o
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MammothJury4532
|
top_all
|
My windpipe was swelling due to the peanuts in the curry and my epipen was nowhere to be found. I wake up on a stretcher mouth swelled shut but breathing out of some girl's metal straw in my throat.
| 39
| 0.84
| 7
| 1,604,650,878
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/jp1gp4/my_windpipe_was_swelling_due_to_the_peanuts_in/
|
jp1gp4
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Jfuentes6
|
top_all
|
"Man, I hate cake" said the Cake Eating Man. He was driving to the cake factory!!!
| 39
| 0.87
| 4
| 1,663,097,513
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/xdgay9/man_i_hate_cake_said_the_cake_eating_man/
|
xdgay9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
top_all
|
"I'M ALIVE!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. "No you're not," said the 6'12" 200x ULTRA PRO MAX Triple Barrel 200x Windows 7 PCHD Sniper pointed at me from 100 buildings and 12 blocks aways.
| 39
| 0.91
| 3
| 1,661,372,146
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/wwtjrb/im_alive_i_yelled_at_the_top_of_my_lungs/
|
wwtjrb
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
JustPlay94_cryer
|
top_all
|
"I hate factories!" I said to myself... Then, peering out the bus window, I see we arrived at the factory factory.
| 39
| 0.96
| 7
| 1,686,437,740
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/146dpj1/i_hate_factories_i_said_to_myself/
|
146dpj1
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
NanoQuarkDev
|
top_all
|
I watched as my cat was about to step onto my keyboard. scdkavgejabyrjrjjj
| 39
| 0.99
| 1
| 1,684,169,173
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/13ida9u/i_watched_as_my_cat_was_about_to_step_onto_my/
|
13ida9u
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
FartmanReally
|
top_all
|
"With the studying I did all night, it was no wonder I finished the exam early": I thought to myself with a proud smile radiating from my face while passing my paper and while waiting for my friend/classmate. Though I froze from my spot by the door as I see him and others flip their test paper, continuing to answer...…I did not flip my paper.
| 39
| 1
| 1
| 1,665,066,221
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/xx6j8i/with_the_studying_i_did_all_night_it_was_no/
|
xx6j8i
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
name_is_undecided
|
top_all
|
"I'm glad Hitler is dead. " I said to myself. Little did I know, I was driving to the Hitler factory.
| 39
| 0.98
| 4
| 1,697,131,991
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/176cl4f/im_glad_hitler_is_dead_i_said_to_myself/
|
176cl4f
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Dami_Nuss_Hue
|
top_all
|
"I'm going out for cigarettes, be back in a jiffy", the dad told his family. But when he returned home a few minutes later his family had vanished without a trace.
| 39
| 0.98
| 5
| 1,661,578,459
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/wyuonl/im_going_out_for_cigarettes_be_back_in_a_jiffy/
|
wyuonl
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
SliceLegitimate8674
|
top_all
|
after the porn video ended the screen faded black and the reflection of my dad was revealed the only thing that scared me more than his face was his cock
| 39
| 0.98
| 6
| 1,650,920,888
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ubvkhq/after_the_porn_video_ended_the_screen_faded_black/
|
ubvkhq
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
The hallway was empty Then the hall way man arrived..
| 39
| 0.98
| 2
| 1,645,735,574
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t0ky4i/the_hallway_was_empty/
|
t0ky4i
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
MrSistrFisterr
|
top_all
|
The Man Who Says Hello. Posted something OTHER THAN HELLO ​
https://preview.redd.it/w3d266uhxho51.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ef3fdcbfa6a7254f97a816937fe878ee6108af9
| 39
| 0.85
| 2
| 1,600,692,007
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/iwzmfp/the_man_who_says_hello_posted_something_other/
|
iwzmfp
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
PurpleOmelette
|
top_all
|
"man I hate the knife guy" I told my friends Then I look out the bus window and see the meat worm factory get destroyed
| 38
| 0.94
| 3
| 1,680,644,299
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12bxjf9/man_i_hate_the_knife_guy_i_told_my_friends/
|
12bxjf9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
D1cklvr
|
top_all
|
“Surprise! Happy Birthday!” said everyone the moment she stepped into the room. But they were the ones who were shell-shocked when she threw down a box of round shaped objects and wordlessly exited, leaving only smoke and fumes behind.
| 38
| 0.82
| 6
| 1,604,766,681
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/jptsii/surprise_happy_birthday_said_everyone_the_moment/
|
jptsii
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
multifandomer5003
|
top_all
|
I smiled as I shot each of the family members one by one.. Being a family photographer sure is a fun job!
| 38
| 0.92
| 4
| 1,645,912,315
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t281ah/i_smiled_as_i_shot_each_of_the_family_members_one/
|
t281ah
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Lmao_Its_Mitch
|
top_all
|
"Run, boy!", he laughed as he pulled the trigger to turn on his chainsaw motor I knew I wasn't fast enough but I still tried my best to crawl back to my wheelchair
| 38
| 0.98
| 4
| 1,640,265,714
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/rmvkwj/run_boy_he_laughed_as_he_pulled_the_trigger_to/
|
rmvkwj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
1_908e
|
top_all
|
what a wonderful day for pie The P is upside down AND mirrored...
| 38
| 0.96
| 5
| 1,688,088,847
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/14mmqkb/what_a_wonderful_day_for_pie/
|
14mmqkb
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
aazalooloo
|
top_all
|
I finally decided to start shaving, too bad I cut my lip. My gynaecologist was shocked at how deep the cut is.
| 38
| 0.95
| 4
| 1,755,297,386
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1mrcqi0/i_finally_decided_to_start_shaving_too_bad_i_cut/
|
1mrcqi0
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
breakalead
|
top_all
|
My boss came in front of me and said i have cancer Then he started twerking intensely
| 38
| 0.89
| 1
| 1,646,208,561
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t4vbx3/my_boss_came_in_front_of_me_and_said_i_have_cancer/
|
t4vbx3
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
CantaloupePerfect417
|
top_all
|
I'd like to be banned Ban me please I don't wanna see this subreddit and it's meatworms or whatever it is
| 37
| 0.8
| 8
| 1,656,612,735
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/voex29/id_like_to_be_banned/
|
voex29
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
thefourthfalsegod
|
top_all
|
“Now, this is your end,” I said as I held up the knife. “Sometimes I wish you’d stop your humor,” my sister said as I chopped the fresh meat.
| 37
| 0.93
| 3
| 1,620,455,697
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/n7j62r/now_this_is_your_end_i_said_as_i_held_up_the_knife/
|
n7j62r
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
“It’s morbin’ time!” I said When I looked out the window I saw we were headed to the tomato factory, and not in fact seeing another rerelease of the Sony pictures classic Morbius in theatres.
| 37
| 0.95
| 2
| 1,666,422,005
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/yagnhx/its_morbin_time_i_said/
|
yagnhx
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Cooperdyl
|
top_all
|
They claimed they were not the meat worm They were
| 37
| 0.93
| 3
| 1,654,280,840
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/v45obj/they_claimed_they_were_not_the_meat_worm/
|
v45obj
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Yimmoo
|
top_all
|
I was the first muslim to reach the Arctic Poles. I'm getting quite hungry, Inshallah the Sun sets soon so I can end my fast.
| 37
| 1
| 3
| 1,652,619,464
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/uq5kci/i_was_the_first_muslim_to_reach_the_arctic_poles/
|
uq5kci
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Hungry_Researcher_57
|
top_all
|
I was watering the plants AND THEN I REMEMVERD I AM ON MARS THERE ARE NO PLANTS
| 37
| 0.91
| 7
| 1,681,410,929
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/12kyu56/i_was_watering_the_plants/
|
12kyu56
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OtisGomir
|
top_all
|
Happy thanksgiving! John yelled to his family, preparing to feast on the massive turkey sitting in the middle of the table. “Merry Christmas” The meat worm responded, crawling out of the turkey along with a possy of meat men and mauling John and his family to death.
| 37
| 0.84
| 5
| 1,669,309,553
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/z3p6n1/happy_thanksgiving_john_yelled_to_his_family/
|
z3p6n1
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
missdork_yt
|
top_all
|
homie what😭😭 They make them
| 37
| 0.91
| 4
| 1,679,241,222
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/11votsm/homie_what/
|
11votsm
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Relative-Elk5210
|
top_all
|
A little boy asked me if I could fix his bicycle. I said no.
| 37
| 0.97
| 1
| 1,645,900,596
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t23txw/a_little_boy_asked_me_if_i_could_fix_his_bicycle/
|
t23txw
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Xsehzhy
|
top_all
|
as i unwrapped the gift and opened the box, i saw the pack of men's boxers and tears began to stream down my face. "merry christmas son, i'm so proud of you for coming out as trans to us!" my mother said, smiling.
| 37
| 0.97
| 4
| 1,639,900,501
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/rjs0q5/as_i_unwrapped_the_gift_and_opened_the_box_i_saw/
|
rjs0q5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
_applejax_
|
top_all
|
"I need a shit" "Hehejehehahehohu" Said the toilet gremlins
| 37
| 0.93
| 4
| 1,663,773,498
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/xk7rbx/i_need_a_shit/
|
xk7rbx
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Snoo-37712
|
top_all
|
I was eating food. My dad's name are food.
| 36
| 0.92
| 6
| 1,659,033,640
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/waho0j/i_was_eating_food/
|
waho0j
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
JustPlay94_cryer
|
top_all
|
The robotic alien invaders were destroyed, and the entire world came together in celebration. No one must ever know that the only way the government knew how to prevent WWIII was to fake an alien invasion that would not only attack the enemy but our own nation as well.
| 36
| 0.97
| 0
| 1,664,742,449
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/xtywun/the_robotic_alien_invaders_were_destroyed_and_the/
|
xtywun
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
strik3r2k8
|
top_all
|
A “genie” granted me the ability to always be correct about everything, and that reality will shift based on my spoken word. Based on his over-reliance of admittedly impressive special effects, that guy was definitely just another fraud.
| 36
| 0.95
| 5
| 1,652,480,866
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/up33lr/a_genie_granted_me_the_ability_to_always_be/
|
up33lr
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
i farted.... and shidted and farded and camed and death'd and went to taco bel n got cholupa n shit it up n farted sum mor n decided against changing my **underlinen**
| 36
| 0.84
| 7
| 1,650,437,473
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/u7qegs/i_farted/
|
u7qegs
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
bilbop1
|
top_all
|
I once met a man with three balls. Fortunately he also had two strikes, and I threw him out with my next pitch.
| 36
| 1
| 4
| 1,754,050,093
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1meuqh5/i_once_met_a_man_with_three_balls/
|
1meuqh5
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Refrith
|
top_all
|
My doctor told me to stop masturbating. I said “why?”, He said: “Because I’m examining you.”
| 36
| 0.93
| 1
| 1,724,910,738
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1f3v5b4/my_doctor_told_me_to_stop_masturbating/
|
1f3v5b4
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Starhelper11
|
top_all
|
I went to get at drink at the bar But the bartender said: "you're slimy worm you can't have beer"
| 36
| 0.97
| 3
| 1,710,066,736
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/1bb7c1g/i_went_to_get_at_drink_at_the_bar/
|
1bb7c1g
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Dutchgreenbubble_
|
top_all
|
"Can't wait to make a cheese sandwich" i said out loud as I was opening the fridge That is when the realization hit me; i was out of cheese and all the cheese stores were closed.
| 36
| 0.95
| 2
| 1,649,095,706
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/tw8q9s/cant_wait_to_make_a_cheese_sandwich_i_said_out/
|
tw8q9s
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
[deleted]
|
top_all
|
I make multiple girls wet daily Well technically I make them cry but whatever
OC: u/GondorCallsForAid_42
| 36
| 0.96
| 1
| 1,633,287,217
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/q0o4gz/i_make_multiple_girls_wet_daily/
|
q0o4gz
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Ayman1808
|
top_all
|
"I dislike oxygen" I said to myself Then I realised we are going to a forest
| 36
| 0.91
| 7
| 1,651,962,081
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/uknw8i/i_dislike_oxygen_i_said_to_myself/
|
uknw8i
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
redshift739
|
top_all
|
man walk into bar So do meatworm
| 35
| 0.93
| 5
| 1,654,222,178
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/v3ox7c/man_walk_into_bar/
|
v3ox7c
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
Watermelonfricker
|
top_all
|
"I really love spaghetti" I said to myself Little did I know it contained tomato
| 35
| 0.94
| 1
| 1,671,809,157
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/ztj9u9/i_really_love_spaghetti_i_said_to_myself/
|
ztj9u9
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
OtisGomir
|
top_all
|
there was a time where I was so hungry I thought I was going to die. Lucky I had lots of blood in my fridge to eat unfortunately it was stolen by the meatn worm
| 35
| 0.9
| 2
| 1,657,393,903
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/vv8swt/there_was_a_time_where_i_was_so_hungry_i_thought/
|
vv8swt
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
TimberTrain30
|
top_all
|
There was a guy outside He did not have the Pizza.
| 35
| 0.93
| 3
| 1,645,811,816
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/t1a3rr/there_was_a_guy_outside/
|
t1a3rr
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
holesome100chungus
|
top_all
|
I was almost going to make this sentence a plot twist. And it is a plot twist.
| 35
| 0.92
| 0
| 1,571,187,430
|
https://www.reddit.com/r/twosentenceplottwist/comments/dihktb/i_was_almost_going_to_make_this_sentence_a_plot/
|
dihktb
|
twosentenceplottwist
|
thedeliriousteen
|
top_all
|
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