I bought one of these and from the day I set it down in my kitchen, my bananas have stopped talking to me. What now?
1150910
I've read about this, it's called PTSD: Pre-Traumatic Slice Disorder. You really should seek professional help for them.
1150911
Try facing the slicer away from the bunch. Directly facing the bunch is taken as a sign of aggression and could be the reason.
1150912
Gather all the bananas around the table. Try to figure out who their leader is. Then ever so slowly peal it and set it on the table. Tell the bananas that there is going to be an adjustment in attitudes, that things need to get back to normal. Then in a swift motion, use the slicer on the ringleader. Then without saying a word, get up and walk away, leaving the bananas to stare at their once proud leader. Things will return to normal real fast.
1150913
They are plotting to kill you. Move immediately. Leave bananas. Take slicer. Buy new, non-confrontational bananas.
1150914
That is totally unbelievable, everyone knows that bananas are always laid back. If this is true, braid your hair and try playing some Bob Marley for them...
1150915
Place the device out of site - perhaps in a drawer. Then, play soothing music, light some tropical candles as to make the banana's feel at home, and have a calm discussion with them. Explain that you don't love the device more than them and it will never replace them. I suggest you refer to this site for further help. http://www.ehow.com/how_4890194_deal-with-confrontation.html
1150916
The bananas are jealous. You have brought a shinier, more sizable banana into the house. They see it is not like them and don't understand why. Give it time, they will come around.
1150917
Get some pomegranates. They are excellent conversationalists. They blow bananas out of the water!
1150918
Be very concerned. My bananas did the same thing. I figured it would pass, but 2 days later the 897H human slicer arrived in the mail.
1150919
And this is a problem because...??? Every time I buy bananas, I wish nothing more than that they'd just STFU! Christ, even my ground beef doesn't give me this much trouble.
2244964
Actually yours is a faulty one. I suggest to contact the seller and have it replaced.
2277558
I`m sorry but never had that problem. Sounds to me that you should send it back. My husband has owned 3 ofthese electronic bibles over the last 20 yrs. & did not have this happen. I don`t know how old yours is but soundslike something is wrong with the unit itself. Have a blessed day & pray things work out for you....Judy
2106156
I don't think you can do anything to fix that yourself. Try contacting the manufacturer and see if they can offer a solution for you. Mine has been working great for over a year. If you get a solution make sure you post it in case mine goes south! ;)
685016
Definitely contact the company and get a replacement! Also contact Amazon to see what they will do.
897166
Sounds like a malfunction. Mine is completely silent. I would send it back.
2209910
send it back to the seller. Amazon will refund you your money, just contact them first. I have this one and it is doing well after a year. I had another from the same store that died like yours seems to be and Amazon refunded me the cash.
1791375
I started having the same problem with mine. I think the unit needs to be returned.
1701405
Hello Jane, I am so sorry to hear that. I would first try to see if the seller on Amazon.com is willing to replace unit and if not please contact me directly at Jimmyjane.com. I will need your proof of purchase, and we will need to go through the return process of having the unit evaluated before we can send out a replacement. Mike.
82835
I just walked over and shook ours. I don't hear anything. No... perhaps you should exchange yours for a new one.
1391330
I can't answer the question because mine is sitting in a drawer--it didn't work. In fact it caused my bananas to ripen faster and get spots
952600
I have purchased two. I loved the one I had at home so much, I bought one for work. That's been almost a year. I haven't have any problems whatsoever. Maybe you just got a malfunctioning one. You should contact Kitchen Aid about it. For other KA products I've had for under a year, they have been great about replacing parts.
1811788
I had the same issue, the keyboard never connected again. It's a piece of trash, get your money back if you can
768473
Call Blue Parrot and they will send a replacement for free. I had the same thing to happen. Just have your receipt handy when you call. The number is in the paperwork that came with your device. Hope this helps.
794762
Mark, if its still within the warranty period return it for a full refund and don't order another one. I used mine very sparingly (10 times max) in my garage and then it suddenly stopped working. The sad thing for me is I have no recourse but to make it into a flower pot or throw it in the trash. Not much help but these are your options.P.O. in San Antonio
653494
Mine doesn't work either anymore. I've learned it's better to spend a little bit more and get a better product. I bought another popular brand a few years ago and it lasted two years.
452850
I would say yours is defective. Contact Amazon and request another one. I believe theirs a contact number you can call for Amazon to contact the seller for you.